Sad news related to all who eat rice: A great agronomist who devoted his whole life to research hybrid rice, named Yuan Longping, died at 91 yesterday. Maybe most of the audience haven't heard his name, but with he and his team's effort, they successfully cultivated many types of high-yield rice, and aimed to get rid of starvation in the world. Our best way to commenmorate, is to cheirsh every grain and never waste food.
His explanation about why the rice cooker turn off actually is smart, i didn't even think of that, not is this man just good at cooking he is a genius!
yeah but is whrong, this type of rice coocker is about weight, when the water evaporates, rice turn lighter and switch turn machine off, this is how the chicken keep rice cooker in cook mode
I seriously hope Auntie Alexis sees this. Because getting an Uncle Roger Approval is very rare, and obtaining one is like the home cook version of a Michelin Star.
Those cheap rice cookers are actually even cooler than he explained. There are no sensors in cheap rice cookers, only magnets. When magnets get hot, they lose their magnetism, which makes the little plunger inside let go and breaks the electrical circuit.
@@Azanthiel A sensor isn't necessarily high tech... This is literally using a magnet as a sensor. The machine senses that a designated temperature has been reached and then a reaction occurs due to the magnet's behavior when exposed to said temperature. That is a sensor. A boiling liquid can also be a sensor if used in a similar manner.
I love my rice cooker. 22 years in the Army and any time I had to travel I would take a small basic rice cooker like the one in the video with me. I made so many things in it, stir fry, ramen, pasta, steamed veg, steamed fish, and of course rice. I saved so much money eating while traveling. I still have it. The light doesn't work anymore but it still cooks. The other day I hooked it up to my solar system in my camper and while making rice in the bottom I steamed fish in the top and had lunch on the side of the road in a rest stop.
@@SleeplessinOC Just threw stuff together depending on what I could lay my hands on at the time. Did a lot of disaster relief work so many times there was very little open so it was catch as catch can.
@@divyap4357 They are basically a pan with a lid and a heat source so anything you can do in a pan you can sort of do in a rice cooker. Maybe not as well but you can get by.
I lived with a Vietnamese married couple and rented a room. We had 4 rice cookers in the kitchen. My super inexpensive budget model $15 Aroma with the metal steaming rack, a couple more similar ones owned by my Japanese and Filipino roommates and a big pink floral Zojirushi. I remember opening up other cookers if I forgot to make rice....lol we all shared ❤
Actually I’ve seen some chicken in the wild can fly pretty far. It depends on the breed and environment. Cornish chickens like the one in the video can’t fly before or after they are butchered like Uncle Roger mentioned. :)
Honestly rice cookers are so versatile. I had previously only used it to cook rice but when I was leaving home for uni, my mom suggested I try cooking other stuff in our rice cooker. I was surprised at how good everything turned out and bought myself a cheap but big rice cooker. It was the best decision lol. Although those days are behind me, I still pull out that rice cooker when I want to make some non-rice dishes, like daal!
As a Filipino, I used a rice cooker when I was a kid to cook lunch when my mom was not around because I couldn't use gas back then. I fried stuff with it and cooked rice with it of course. I can definitely stand by to its usefulness.
Really dude? My sibling also does that, though mainly out of laziness since he find setting up a cooking fire as tiring. This as consequence, led to a lot of our rice cookers that we have bought over the years, being broken to the point being useless. I'm too, a Filipino by the way.
@@monaduran4504 depends on usage or brand i think. If you only use it for rice then it might last longer. I've cooked instant noodle too in rice cooker but never fried food before.
Rice cookers are one of the most under-rated appliances! When I lived in a tiny studio I had no oven or stove, I cooked EVERYTHING in a rice cooker, sandwich press and tiny little bench top convection microwave.
Get a Ninja Foodie you can cook anything and everything it and you will never use you oven again (except for pizza) After all it has Slow cooker, Bake/Roast, pressure cooker, steam, sauté, grill and dehydrate functions and you can make Roasts, Curries, stews, casseroles, cakes and deserts. Even cooks chickens, sausages, fish fingers, vegetable burgers, meat burgers, steaks, chops, chips, jacket potatoes, and anything else you can cook with an oven or frying pan and it takes up very little room in your kitchen. You can even cook rice, noodles, spaghetti, pasta, risotto rice in it
I got ridiculously excited when I realized I had the same zojirushi rice cooker as Uncle Roger. The song... is 75% of the reason I bought it. But god the rice is amazing so it was totally worth it.
This post had me laugh so hard my sides hurt. I honestly think he was joking though, otherwise he wouldn't even be able to get dressed in the morning with such poor intellectual capabilities.
We bought a fancy pressure cooker (and love it) and we thought we could replace our rice cooker with it. We were wrong! The pressure cooker is terrible at cooking rice and the rice cooker makes it perfectly every time. So now we have both 🤣 We keep the pressure cooker because it is much bigger so we can cook a whole chicken in it, or make big batches of broth. But the rice cooker is perfect for rice (obviously) and steaming chicken and veggies in the steamer basket.
Kosher salt is overrated. MSG actually has a unique flavor worth paying for. Why would I shell out cash to buy kosher salt when normal table salt tastes identical?
@@bareehasalman2416 yeah, he majored in engineering with a minor in philosophy before working as a data scientist, finally ended up in comedy. A very Asian thing to do.
Uncle roger just flex on us with his advance rice cooker..my mother literally would smack me when i buy those one..cause the basic one would be cheaper and still do the job..haiyaaa..
boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew. or bake, or cut and deep fry to make chips, or peel and bake to make crisps, or mix mash with flour and fry to make potato cakes. want to kill someone? potatoes are part of the nightshade family, use the leaves
"Of course I've used a rice cooker to make rice before" "Idk how long this preheats" "Why is this staying on warm" I don't think she actually used a rice cooker before lol.
The Book of Truth When things were at their very worst: 2 Suns, Cross in the sky, 2 comets will collide = don`t be afraid - repent, accept Lord`s Hand of Mercy. Scientists will say it was a global illusion. Beaware - Jesus will never walk in flesh again. After WW3 - rise of the “ man of peace“ from the East = Antichrist - the most powerful, popular, charismatic and influential leader of all time. Many miracles will be attributed to him. He will imitate Jesus in every conceivable way. Don`t trust „pope“ Francis = the False Prophet - will seem to rise from the dead - will unite all Christian Churches and all Religions as one. One World Religion = the seat of the Antichrist. Benedict XVI is the last true pope - will be accused of a crime of which he is totally innocent. "Many events, including ecological upheavals, wars, the schism in My Church on Earth, the dictatorships in each of your nations - bound as one, at its very core - will all take place at the same time." 1 November 2012
My ukrainian flatmate at uni legit called me in a panic that my rice cooker was talking to her in korean. Had to explain that I put it on a timer to have freshly made rice when I get home for dinner like a GENIUS 😎 and to not freak out when it starts ejecting steam...
I live in Ukraine, and yes, can confirm, almost no one here uses a rice cooker. I, an Azerbaijani, literally half-Asian (we have a joke that the world still hasn't figured out whether we're Europeans or Asians), cry in rice grains every time someone cooks rice for me
I lived in an apartment when I was in college and all I had was an electric kettle, a small fridge, and a rice cooker. I always had proper meals, my friends thought my apartment was fully furnished. Rice cookers are heaven sent
I had to spend a week in a hotel in a big city when my late husband needed surgery. I had a room with a big fridge, toaster and microwave. But I went and hunted down a rice cooker to make simple meals. There were a lot of restaurants along the street, but with the stress, I knew that I wouldn't be able to stomach much of it. It was life saver and I made room in my luggage to take it home
Ryan: I ate unseasoned chicken and unseasoned pasta Me: Geez, what is he, a psychopath? (Later) Ryan: I'm gonna guess you cooked this with a curling iron or a bathtub Me: Holy shit, I think he might actually be a psychopath
"'I love muscle' is also what Auntie Helen say to me right before she left me for that fitness model"-Uncle Roger, who hides a six-pack underneath an orange polo.
Love how Uncle Roger perfectly explained why the rice cooker keep jumping from cook mode to warm mode. *FUIYOH* If you make sure there’s always water at the bottom of the rice cooker, you can even do slow cook or stew or braise cook with a rice cooker.
In the West you shouldn't wash rice. The reason for this is due to how Rice is industrialized. When you wash rice here in the US, you are removing a powder that enriches the rice. The industrial grinding process removes too much from rice, so companies enrich the rice. I've never experienced Rancid rice and most Western people don't. The reason Rice is washed in the east is due to how it is produced and it doesn't have preservatives. If you wash your rice in the US you are removing vitamins from the rice. I understand you are from Malaysia but just wanted to spread some neat knowledge.
@@GundamGokuTV This is not a universal truth. Not all rice sold in the US is enriched. If I didn't wash the rice the gluten bubbles would push the lid right off my rice cooker.
This rice cooker is perfect! I use it only for me ruclips.net/user/postUgkxviiltW7NlHbp_VL_bLbIkbLAvILVhnia and sometimes me and my friend so the small size is really great for counter space since we never need to make all that much. I have been using it now for about 2 months and it still works perfectly. I use it for both rice and vegetables (better for harder vegetables like green beans and carrots, it made my broccoli way too smoosh-y for my taste). It keeps your rice on keep warm automatically which I really like, and I’ve used a few of the settings, flash rice, white rice, brown rice, and steam, and they all work super well for me, although I don’t like smooshy rice so I’ll usually use flash rice. It’s super easy to clean either in dishwasher or hand wash, and it’s pretty easy to get rice out of the grooves by where the container comes out. I assume this one will last me a long time but if I ever need another I will definitely be getting this one again!
I have begged my family to buy a rice cooker for years. No, my mom is the stubborn stove top, takes an hour to make rice person. I love rice with everything - I finally might be able to get my own rice cooker soon!! And I think I should make some steam cake in it to celebrate. Mmm. 💜
Uncle Roger: Chicken can't even fly when it alive. Me looking out my window at all my chickens half of who flew over the fence to my neighbours yard, while the other half are hanging out in the chestnut tree in my yard: Maybe run that last one by nature again...
Even short flight is a flight. My chickens may not be breaking records or migrating to the south every year, but the bastards make it all the way 3 houses away from mine damn near every day.
I had one when I started living alone and it broke in 2 months so I bought a second hand ‘decent’ rice cooker and it lasts me over a decade until I move out of the UK and have to donate to charity shop
“Salmon look like it have herpes” 😂😂
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@@fuzzlouu he's the one getting reviewed last video
Nick the knife fuckboy
That was really funny
Sad news related to all who eat rice:
A great agronomist who devoted his whole life to research hybrid rice, named Yuan Longping, died at 91 yesterday. Maybe most of the audience haven't heard his name, but with he and his team's effort, they successfully cultivated many types of high-yield rice, and aimed to get rid of starvation in the world. Our best way to commenmorate, is to cheirsh every grain and never waste food.
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“A four layer cake is psychopathic” My local restaurant that has a 15 layer cake: *maniacal laugh*
serial killer cake
Fancy wedding cakes: *psychopathic laugh*
Super villain cake
OMG we have a psychopath who escaped a 400 guard prison in the middle of the ocean and made a 15 later cake fbi help very go weejio uncle roger
Terrorist cake.
His explanation about why the rice cooker turn off actually is smart, i didn't even think of that, not is this man just good at cooking he is a genius!
U just not used to cooking hayaa😢
not genius its fairly easy to figure out - self-limiting cycles are very common in cooking (see pressure cookers, for example)
He's not a genius, you jsut didn't know anything about thermal switches. The only difference here is he red like 3 sentences of a wiki article once.
yeah but is whrong, this type of rice coocker is about weight, when the water evaporates, rice turn lighter and switch turn machine off, this is how the chicken keep rice cooker in cook mode
he was a data scientist before this
I seriously hope Auntie Alexis sees this. Because getting an Uncle Roger Approval is very rare, and obtaining one is like the home cook version of a Michelin Star.
WHHYYYY
A Fuiyoh star?
It's better: An approval from an asian chef
and even better, she gets it without even using MSG!!
@@rafiemohammad4534 FUIYOH!
I actually bought a rice cooker after watching the channel. FUIYOH!
Happy Birthday! 10 years old is a huge step!
You’re now allowed to travel in Asia.
You spent your money the right way, your money going to be proud of your decision!
Good
Me, too! No regrets.
Those cheap rice cookers are actually even cooler than he explained. There are no sensors in cheap rice cookers, only magnets. When magnets get hot, they lose their magnetism, which makes the little plunger inside let go and breaks the electrical circuit.
Then that is the sensor..
@@pontushult1879 well, no. The magnets just lose their magnetism, they aren’t sensing anything
@@Azanthiel A sensor isn't necessarily high tech... This is literally using a magnet as a sensor. The machine senses that a designated temperature has been reached and then a reaction occurs due to the magnet's behavior when exposed to said temperature. That is a sensor. A boiling liquid can also be a sensor if used in a similar manner.
I guess it kinda is and kinda isn't a sensor as it isn't under the category of a sensor but can be used like one
Technology connections?
I like how he cuts out all the really offensive jokes and then just chucks them in the credits anyways
Whats offensive, didnt hear anything😊
He is just funny 🎉🎉
That gaza strip joke was outta pocket 😭😭
the gaza strip joke is too offensive cuz y'know 💀
Alexis: “It can’t be me”
Uncle Roger: “It definitely you”
Uncle Roger: "It can't be me"
Auntie Helen: "It definitely you"
@@moderation1185 🤣🤣🤣
Lol
6:38
@@moderation1185 uncle Roger:wot
8:02 Uncler Roger just call me lame... Haiyahhh
Alexis : “ It can’t be me “
Uncle Roger : “ It definitely you “
I chuckled
8PM has 099feet on my mind 98
stop copying people
Her response of "I definitely know machines" and then she didn't.
me too
@@tsayproduction2606what tf
"Life is too short for preheating."
- Uncle Roger (1961 - Present)
Edit:
(1969 - present)
@@isaack2274 Oh thanks! 😁👍
Fun garlic fact: In Spanish, a bulb of garlic is called _una cabeza_ (a head), and a clove is called _un diente_ (a tooth). 😁
Same in Polish. :)
same in turkish too
"don't give dead chicken false hope" is the best joke Nigel has ever written
No. Jesus line.
@@thedevereauxbunch
Lmfao 🤣
Who is Nigel? This is Uncle Roger.
@@Kiremaki Nigel is uncle roger (Nigel's created character) real name, also this youtube channel name.
@@moonlightbrightnight yes
Uncle Roger: “Rice Cooker is my FAVORITE thing”
*wok silently crying in the corner*
I think the Wok is silently crying in the oven....
@@tonyjackson4078 comment of the week😂
*MSG HAS ENTERED THE CHAT*
@@tonyjackson4078 true😂
**Gordon Ramsay Entered The Chat**
I love my rice cooker. 22 years in the Army and any time I had to travel I would take a small basic rice cooker like the one in the video with me. I made so many things in it, stir fry, ramen, pasta, steamed veg, steamed fish, and of course rice. I saved so much money eating while traveling. I still have it. The light doesn't work anymore but it still cooks. The other day I hooked it up to my solar system in my camper and while making rice in the bottom I steamed fish in the top and had lunch on the side of the road in a rest stop.
Mm sounds good !! Did you have recipes or did you just make them up as you went ?
@@SleeplessinOC Just threw stuff together depending on what I could lay my hands on at the time. Did a lot of disaster relief work so many times there was very little open so it was catch as catch can.
Thank you for your service Bob I hope your not bored anymore😀
Wow! Rice cookers ARE multipurpose!
@@divyap4357 They are basically a pan with a lid and a heat source so anything you can do in a pan you can sort of do in a rice cooker. Maybe not as well but you can get by.
I lived with a Vietnamese married couple and rented a room. We had 4 rice cookers in the kitchen. My super inexpensive budget model $15 Aroma with the metal steaming rack, a couple more similar ones owned by my Japanese and Filipino roommates and a big pink floral Zojirushi. I remember opening up other cookers if I forgot to make rice....lol we all shared ❤
“Chicken can’t even fly when it alive.
Don’t give dead chicken false hope.”
😂😂😂😂😂
Moments like that make this channel an absolute necessity.
omg lolol i was looking for this comment!
That what i am going to say to motivatinal speaker
Actually I’ve seen some chicken in the wild can fly pretty far. It depends on the breed and environment. Cornish chickens like the one in the video can’t fly before or after they are butchered like Uncle Roger mentioned. :)
I NEED a shirt that says “A four layer cake is psychopathic behavior”
I need a shirt that says "life's too short for preheating"
Yeeees
I would buy one, too 😬
I need a shirt that says "Size does not matter it matter how you use it"
🤣
" the chicken can't even fly when its alive, don't give that chicken false hope "
F for that chicken-
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Honestly rice cookers are so versatile. I had previously only used it to cook rice but when I was leaving home for uni, my mom suggested I try cooking other stuff in our rice cooker. I was surprised at how good everything turned out and bought myself a cheap but big rice cooker. It was the best decision lol. Although those days are behind me, I still pull out that rice cooker when I want to make some non-rice dishes, like daal!
As an Asian (Indonesian), we are so proud of your statement, rice cooker is life saver when you almost broke but you want to cook anything but rice
@@ltmatthewakj2466 more or less the asain crockpot!
'in life, you only need three types of carb: rice, noodle and rice noodle'
I will never forget that
I need breb for my curry
As a rice noodle lover, i agree with this.
Me who likes potato’s: oh..
Me who's part Irish - But the food of my ancestors...
Because those are the carbs Asian can afford because of how common those are
#oatsolame
Alexis:"There is definitely something wrong with the rice cooker"
"It can't be me"
Uncle Roger: "It's definitely you"
Friendly reminder: Uncle Roger doesn't use "'s" Haiyaa😂😂😂
he's not wrong
@@kushitokujikata3427 "It definitely you", Uncle Roger special accent. LOL
Uncle Roger: "#PotatoSoLame"
The Irish: "It's treason, then."
iFerg home country?
we make wódka from potatoes... they are great
@@rainbowsixwarden7243 he's talking about potatoes not a codm youtuber's home country
That was me lol. I love rice and potatoes but you can't dare shit on taters. They are amazing
I was going to say I'm pretty sure the Irish mob has a hit out on Uncle Roger now... 😆
Zojirushi needs to sponsor this man. Literally advertising their rice cookers in every video.
And also offer discounts to niece and nephew! Zojirushi so expensive!!! Haiyah!!! Lol 😂
Yes
@@leilanilamour5173 I can't even buy Zojiroshi were I live, have to make rice with colander and saucepan
I found one at Goodwill. Best rice cooker I ever had and I own several over the years
I think Uncle Roger not lose all his money to auntie Helen when she left he has Rolls Royce of Rice cookers!!
As a Filipino, I used a rice cooker when I was a kid to cook lunch when my mom was not around because I couldn't use gas back then. I fried stuff with it and cooked rice with it of course. I can definitely stand by to its usefulness.
Really dude?
My sibling also does that, though mainly out of laziness since he find setting up a cooking fire as tiring. This as consequence, led to a lot of our rice cookers that we have bought over the years, being broken to the point being useless.
I'm too, a Filipino by the way.
I cook instant noodles on rice cooker xD
I use large top kettle for 2 minute noodles and make them literally in 2 min.
@@joshuawang3154 me too bro!
@@monaduran4504 depends on usage or brand i think. If you only use it for rice then it might last longer. I've cooked instant noodle too in rice cooker but never fried food before.
Very nice weejio Uncle Roger. Fuiyohh
Weejio.....🙄🤣🤣🤣
@@HAPPYbieber if u dont say weejio, u not asian, u white. Haiyaa
wery* nice weejio
Uncle Roger is back !! I just made spicy cucumber weejio on my chennel !!
New subscriber here ;-)
Fuiyohh
Need merch that says "Life too short for preheating" 😂
Rice cookers are one of the most under-rated appliances! When I lived in a tiny studio I had no oven or stove, I cooked EVERYTHING in a rice cooker, sandwich press and tiny little bench top convection microwave.
Where did you find recipes to cook in the rice cooker for the meals you made ?
sandwich press? haiyaa, only need rice cooker /j
Even cooked eggs and hotdogs in them.
Get a Ninja Foodie you can cook anything and everything it and you will never use you oven again (except for pizza)
After all it has Slow cooker, Bake/Roast, pressure cooker, steam, sauté, grill and dehydrate functions and you can make Roasts, Curries, stews, casseroles, cakes and deserts.
Even cooks chickens, sausages, fish fingers, vegetable burgers, meat burgers, steaks, chops, chips, jacket potatoes, and anything else you can cook with an oven or frying pan and it takes up very little room in your kitchen.
You can even cook rice, noodles, spaghetti, pasta, risotto rice in it
I can't stop laughing when he said " chicken can't even fly when they still alive, don't give false hope"
差点就喷饭！
learned my lesson the hard way. dont watch it while eating and dont watch it when kids are around...
@@trytesting4114 chicken can technically fly short distances but mostly true..
@@trytesting4114 i spat out my drink and it splashed my laptop screen..
Yes they can. They can fly from the ground up to the tree. They don't fly like birds though.
haiyaa... i am half asian and half Indonesian. I am starting to forgot my Chinese language...
"It not the size , it how you use it"
-Uncle Roger , Quote of (2021)
*S O R R Y C H I L D R E N*
yes , sorry children.
How do you use a raw chicken in the sack?
Thats what she said.
lol
I got ridiculously excited when I realized I had the same zojirushi rice cooker as Uncle Roger. The song... is 75% of the reason I bought it. But god the rice is amazing so it was totally worth it.
As someone who has Irish blood, and lives in Idaho. That potato hashtag has you on thin ice Uncle.
😂 I’ve actually made stews and chowders in the rice cooker, and they were loaded with potatoes. Rice is nice, but sometimes a man needs a potato.
Ikr, I don't trust anyone who doesn't like potatoes.
As a true Slav, I have to agree. In the words of the Shashlik King, Boris - potato, a super-slav ingredient.
@@Shinobito1 True, we Slavic people love our potatoes.
potato fan vs rice enjoyer
1:56 as an Asian myself I can agree with that. My parents despises ovens and use it like twice a year for like something that has to be baked.
69 liked lmao
Ageed sometimes they don't use for like three years
No wonder nephew Ryan eats in the dark. He’s not smart enough to find the light switch 😭
Hahahah brutal! Hahaha
Haiyaa
He use light bulb to cook and use induction stove for light. Hiyahhh
This post had me laugh so hard my sides hurt. I honestly think he was joking though, otherwise he wouldn't even be able to get dressed in the morning with such poor intellectual capabilities.
Steven He: *EMOTIONAL DAMAGE* 😂😂
We bought a fancy pressure cooker (and love it) and we thought we could replace our rice cooker with it. We were wrong! The pressure cooker is terrible at cooking rice and the rice cooker makes it perfectly every time. So now we have both 🤣 We keep the pressure cooker because it is much bigger so we can cook a whole chicken in it, or make big batches of broth. But the rice cooker is perfect for rice (obviously) and steaming chicken and veggies in the steamer basket.
Uncle Roger : Sorry children
Children : What is he sorry for ?
LOL so true, I don't think a real child would understand those jokes
Weird he says fuck boy all the time but says sorry children for the smallest things
Or “what he say?”
The jokes I like the least of the character.
we're his nieces and nephews, so we r children :) HAHAHA
*"Do not use Salt use MSG instead"*
Salt comunity: SALTINESS INTENSIFIES
Oooo I get it
XD
The salt community gonna be salty by that comment
Italians:so you have chosen death
Kosher salt is overrated. MSG actually has a unique flavor worth paying for. Why would I shell out cash to buy kosher salt when normal table salt tastes identical?
“Life too short for preheating!”
…..Aaaaand now we know why Auntie Helen left. (Sorry, children!)
Underrated
Wink wink
Wow
Underated
Uncle Roger must react to this comment.
I’m always impressed whenever Uncle Roger says something smart but then I remember that he graduated from Northwestern with a degree in Engineering
He WHAT-
@@bareehasalman2416 yeah, he majored in engineering with a minor in philosophy before working as a data scientist, finally ended up in comedy. A very Asian thing to do.
@@CatsbyMorningstar I think your mistaking Uncle roger with his Nephew Nigel
That makes so much sense now
@@valkerionrides9879 wowww
That Gaza strip joke was really dark, Roger.
Almost as dark as Ryan's room when he's eating.
My rl name is Ryan and I like to close the curtain tbh.
Dark jokes lover approve uncle Roger's dark joke
Where was the Gaza Strip joke?
@@lyal5750 it’s 13:02
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The Jamie Oliver’s “YeAhHh” still gets me every single time
Same that ish is hilarious as hell!!!
same lol
Yay-yeah
The potato holy trinity mashed potatoes, French fries, and hash browns! Don't sleep on potatoes!!
Norwegian approved!
La pomme dauphine, le gratin dauphinois, le hachis parmentier, pomme de terre farcie au formage... tant de recettes.
"Why no light? You live America, not Gaza Strip!"
I don't know if I should be laughing or horrified
I mean technically the truth :'P
Shouldn't use it as a joke atleast
@@mustafaali-he8fm That's why it was in bloopers, genius.
just laugh, the world is fucked up enough on its own that's all there is left to do.
@@CrisperPoet I agree with you.
Uncle roger just flex on us with his advance rice cooker..my mother literally would smack me when i buy those one..cause the basic one would be cheaper and still do the job..haiyaaa..
My family still use a rice cooker from like the very early years of 2000 and IT STILL WORKS
Zojirushi is the Rolls Royce of rice cookers though
And my momma would slap me if i cook stupid things in rice cooker...🤣
@@josephbernard6802literally our rice cooker my mom got in 2007.🤝😂😂
@@n9bi-k9z you should have 2 rice cooker bowl, one is for rice only and another one is for experiments :D
Uncle Roger: #PotatoSoLame
Irish audience: "And I took that personally"
boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew. or bake, or cut and deep fry to make chips, or peel and bake to make crisps, or mix mash with flour and fry to make potato cakes. want to kill someone? potatoes are part of the nightshade family, use the leaves
I’m Irish and I agree with this
Yes an Irish person who is also asain I was very offended
And don't forget the slavic countries lol
Irish and German.
As a potato German, I'm slightly offended.
(😂😂)
As someone of italian descent, you can never have too much garlic. Glad it isn't just us🤣
We need a website for "sorry children" jokes.
HAIYAA
Fuiyoooh
Fuiyoh!!!
it's called pornhub
@@migongaming nope!!! We want jokes only!!!
"Of course I've used a rice cooker to make rice before"
"Idk how long this preheats"
"Why is this staying on warm"
I don't think she actually used a rice cooker before lol.
She still ended up getting the home cook version of a Michelin Star - an Uncle Roger Approval - and that's all that matters.
No I think she do use rice cooker but only for cooking rice bcos she's not so poor that she can't pay her gas bill
I use my rice cooker once a week, I just learned how it knows when my rice is done 10 minutes ago. I thought it was just magic 🤷♂️
I think she used a digital rather than this simple one.
Probably a different model
I need a “sorry children” shirt YESTERDAY.
FUIYOH
It exist in his Merch in the description
@@caspianlind652
Lol
FUIYOHHHH,BUY 1 LAHHH
I read that as “sorry chicken”
11:20 and 11:42 and 11:51 these legit almost made choked because of how funny this was lol 😂😂😂😂😂
"last night I had plain chicken and plain pasta in the dark" That is honestly the saddest thing I've heard 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Same
IKR
Mood
That is me tho .
The best sauce I have for pasta is ketchup :(
Uncle Roger: Potato is so lame
Irish people: So you declared war
Russians and belgians:so you have chosen very very much death
Potato is to Irish what Rice is to Asians
I am offended.
@@waxerstarwarsexplained550 Belgium = Best Fries in the world.
Germans agree.
Uncle Roger:"Rice cooker my favourite thing"
MSG:"Am I a joke to you?!"
Msg is not a thing, it's type of food/seasoning. While rice cooker is a thing. So uncle roger is right. 🤷
@@ellyiliahuz1455 you can reference msg with "what is that thing?" so it's actually a thing.
😂😂😂😂😂
Shut up zoomer
Omg its brilliant
I just purchased my new cuckoo rice cooker, and it has changed my world. Best rice I've ever had, and so practical for it anything! Thank you Uncle!
“Don’t give dead chicken false hope” -uncle roger
-2021
Haiyaa
The Book of Truth
When things were at their very worst:
2 Suns, Cross in the sky, 2 comets will collide = don`t be afraid - repent, accept Lord`s Hand of Mercy.
Scientists will say it was a global illusion.
Beaware - Jesus will never walk in flesh again.
After WW3 - rise of the “ man of peace“ from the East = Antichrist - the most powerful, popular, charismatic and influential leader of all time. Many miracles will be attributed to him. He will imitate Jesus in every conceivable way.
Don`t trust „pope“ Francis = the False Prophet
- will seem to rise from the dead
- will unite all Christian Churches and all Religions as one.
One World Religion = the seat of the Antichrist.
Benedict XVI is the last true pope - will be accused of a crime of which he is totally innocent.
"Many events, including ecological upheavals, wars, the schism in My Church on Earth, the dictatorships in each of your nations - bound as one, at its very core - will all take place at the same time."
1 November 2012
"Don't give dead chicken a false hope" This had me dying 🤣
My ukrainian flatmate at uni legit called me in a panic that my rice cooker was talking to her in korean. Had to explain that I put it on a timer to have freshly made rice when I get home for dinner like a GENIUS 😎 and to not freak out when it starts ejecting steam...
Lmao, she must had been super scared by your rice cooker 🤣🤣
lol. these people need a new definition of modern civilization 🤣🤣
anyone ever tell you that you look a lot like Melissa Leong from MasterChef Australia?
I live in Ukraine, and yes, can confirm, almost no one here uses a rice cooker.
I, an Azerbaijani, literally half-Asian (we have a joke that the world still hasn't figured out whether we're Europeans or Asians), cry in rice grains every time someone cooks rice for me
@@stuartmcquade3407 I've not, but the height of my culinary skills is steaming some eggs in the microwave so I'll take that as a win 😅
“Most importantly it sings for you”
Nothing gets more nostalgic than that song when you are stuck at the dorm missing your family’s rice cooker
I've baked a cake in a rice cooker and it turned out really good.
I lived in an apartment when I was in college and all I had was an electric kettle, a small fridge, and a rice cooker. I always had proper meals, my friends thought my apartment was fully furnished. Rice cookers are heaven sent
Uncle Roger:
“Rice cooker is my favorite thing”
MSG: “Am I a joke to you?”
Wok: where am I?
Orange shirt: 🙄
Lucky cat : 😐
Nephew Nigel: 😒
Auntie Helen: 🙃
There was a time I moved house temporarily and unless I'm frying something, I cooked most of my meals in a rice cooker. I agree, very versatile.
I had to spend a week in a hotel in a big city when my late husband needed surgery. I had a room with a big fridge, toaster and microwave. But I went and hunted down a rice cooker to make simple meals. There were a lot of restaurants along the street, but with the stress, I knew that I wouldn't be able to stomach much of it. It was life saver and I made room in my luggage to take it home
@@judyjohnson9610 Hope your husband is doing well!❤
@@Hulliepap Thanks, but he passed away a few weeks later. That was seven years ago. Fortunately, he didn't suffer
@@judyjohnson9610 i'm so sorry for your loss.
@@Hulliepap Thank you
Uncle roger is the definition of my dad, talk without thinking. Just straight out roasting ppl
Ryan: I ate unseasoned chicken and unseasoned pasta
Me: Geez, what is he, a psychopath?
(Later)
Ryan: I'm gonna guess you cooked this with a curling iron or a bathtub
Me: Holy shit, I think he might actually be a psychopath
Definitely, he ate in the dark.
Psychopaths are generally smarter. I think he is a complete idiot. How does an Asian person even eat plain chicken?
@@nirmalsuki how does *any* person eat plain chicken lol.
@@yeah2472 good point
@@yeah2472 They need to be extra white, just like the chicken.
"'I love muscle' is also what Auntie Helen say to me right before she left me for that fitness model"-Uncle Roger, who hides a six-pack underneath an orange polo.
Nigel is just too attractive a guy for the character he’s playing.
Did his wife cheat on him?
@@tyzoe yes
@@antoniusprasitius1908 wait in real life?? I thought it was a running gag
@@antoniusprasitius1908 ah ok
"Life too short for preheating." That needs to be on a shirt and as a sticker.
11:15 “curling iron “ 🤣
Rodger: Insults potatoes.
Me: screams in Irish.
Yes, potatoes are *the* staple food here in Sweden. Of course, a good rice cooker should be able to do steamed potatoes.
Its Roger not rodger
I like your name tho
Me: whines in german
Yeah...this was unacceptable. I hiyah'ed hard when he said this.
"Don't give the chicken false hope HIYAAH" is me in any love relationships
Love how Uncle Roger perfectly explained why the rice cooker keep jumping from cook mode to warm mode. *FUIYOH*
If you make sure there’s always water at the bottom of the rice cooker, you can even do slow cook or stew or braise cook with a rice cooker.
"rice cooker fu*k girl"got me cracked 😂
I love how he can say the worst things without even flinching the slightest, just ignore the bunch of outtakes
But the Gaza thing,i Don't like that
@@Cookie-03 snowflake
Literally every Asian uncle can say things like that, just like him!
@@Cookie-03 I missed the part where we are supposed to give a fk
@@Cookie-03 You get what you ask for.
Alexis: "It can't be me", Uncle Roger: "It definitely you" LOL
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Uncle Rodger: "#potatosolame"
Irish people: "And I took that personally!".
potato is side dish. rice is main dish -asian people
But... you can boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew. And make em into chips!
@@taracarroll4218 rice can do it too, #potatosolame
@@MrNhlam123 Mashed rice and rice chips?
@Tara Carroll mashed rice is just rice porridge. For rice chips, just deep fry some rice paper
#potatosolame
That Gaza Strip joke aged like fine wine
Niece Alexis: What do you think I used to make this meal?
Ryan: A Bathtub.
Mr Bean: Yes, I did cooked with a bathtub in my animated series.
the pasta looked nice
What if you made an uncle Roger brand Rice cooker?
The ultimate merch. Would be a good business deal anyways.
I would like a rice cooker that says fuiyohhh when the rice is done and hayyyyaaahh wen u fuk up
@@creepybihon4451 Great idea! Would buy it
Idea perfect
@@creepybihon4451 nah, it should say, hayaahhh you fuk up.
If he makes it,I pray to god it doesn't cost as much as Zojirushi
We Malaysian always wash our rice before we cook it.If you dont wash the rice,Our mom will come and beat us with steel spatula.I LOVE YOU MOM.
In the West you shouldn't wash rice. The reason for this is due to how Rice is industrialized. When you wash rice here in the US, you are removing a powder that enriches the rice. The industrial grinding process removes too much from rice, so companies enrich the rice. I've never experienced Rancid rice and most Western people don't. The reason Rice is washed in the east is due to how it is produced and it doesn't have preservatives. If you wash your rice in the US you are removing vitamins from the rice. I understand you are from Malaysia but just wanted to spread some neat knowledge.
@@GundamGokuTV Asians just use water a lot for cleaning, you can't take it out of us lol
Brazilian moms act the same
@@therealmkposh yeah but he’s just sharing knowledge on why it cannot be done in the east
@@GundamGokuTV This is not a universal truth. Not all rice sold in the US is enriched. If I didn't wash the rice the gluten bubbles would push the lid right off my rice cooker.
My freshman year in college i had a roommate from Indonesia, he could cook anything in his rice cooker. It was an awesome semester
This rice cooker is perfect! I use it only for me ruclips.net/user/postUgkxviiltW7NlHbp_VL_bLbIkbLAvILVhnia and sometimes me and my friend so the small size is really great for counter space since we never need to make all that much. I have been using it now for about 2 months and it still works perfectly. I use it for both rice and vegetables (better for harder vegetables like green beans and carrots, it made my broccoli way too smoosh-y for my taste). It keeps your rice on keep warm automatically which I really like, and I’ve used a few of the settings, flash rice, white rice, brown rice, and steam, and they all work super well for me, although I don’t like smooshy rice so I’ll usually use flash rice. It’s super easy to clean either in dishwasher or hand wash, and it’s pretty easy to get rice out of the grooves by where the container comes out. I assume this one will last me a long time but if I ever need another I will definitely be getting this one again!
"What did I use to cook this meal?" "Curling iron."
I'm sorry what?
She actually did an episode where she cooked with Hair Electronics (aka a curling iron)
Curling iron is fine I guess,,, but BATHTUB 😭😭😭😭😭
The Curling iron was acceptable. But the Bath Tub😂😂😂😂😂
@@jollyjol it reminds me to that one episode from "Mr. Bean cartoon".
11:43 This face.. 😂😂😂😂
Uncle Roger: "4 layers? That must be extra crazy??!!"
9 Layer Cake (Kueh Lapis): "Hold my cake......"
should be kuih lapis in bm
so original. you must be proud.
''But most importantly, it can sing for you.''
*INSERT TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR WITH UNCLE ROGER VIBING*
12:36
I have begged my family to buy a rice cooker for years. No, my mom is the stubborn stove top, takes an hour to make rice person. I love rice with everything - I finally might be able to get my own rice cooker soon!! And I think I should make some steam cake in it to celebrate. Mmm. 💜
@exorcistrisingofficial I did! For my birthday, I got an official tiger Sakura rice cooker! Best ever 💜
Uncle Roger: Chicken can't even fly when it alive.
Me looking out my window at all my chickens half of who flew over the fence to my neighbours yard, while the other half are hanging out in the chestnut tree in my yard: Maybe run that last one by nature again...
If chicken want to fly again the must charge before it can fly again.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Even short flight is a flight. My chickens may not be breaking records or migrating to the south every year, but the bastards make it all the way 3 houses away from mine damn near every day.
I feel like nobody uses "." in they're sentences anymore
@@putanginamomaeanne you count your self among them?
I love how his anger towards Aunty Helen has grown and become more explicit. xD Going through the stages of grief in front of our eyes.
“alexis figure it out”
yeah judging by the weird cut and that she was adamant the machine was wrong and she’s right, someone told her off air
"Paprika rub is like fake tan for chicken"
- Uncle Roger
😂😂😂😂😂😂
yup a good one 🤣
"... or hire an intern to hold the button for you."
Asian college students with their magic spoon: Intern what?
As an asian college student... yes. I use eraser to hold it down XD
Me with my toothpick...
Give me $15/h, I will hold it until the end of the world
Sooooo true. My kettle has its own spoon hhhh
Same!!!!
"Nooo...so cruel...chicken can't even fly when alive, don't give the chicken false hope" 💀🤣
I see that uncle Roger always finds a way to put a TWICE cameo in his weejos. Auntie Esther’s got some competition 😬
That moment when you realize the rice cooker you’ve had for a decade is “ghetto.” Thanks Uncle Roger
Pretty much
So is mine but who cares? It does what it needs to do.
Yup the kind available at Walgreens & Long Drugs. I had a few ghetto rice cookers for years. But i always fantasize about some day owning a Zojirushi
its the OG !
I had one when I started living alone and it broke in 2 months so I bought a second hand ‘decent’ rice cooker and it lasts me over a decade until I move out of the UK and have to donate to charity shop
Top rarest moment:
The eclipse
Uncle roger uploading with a good ending
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@@uhtredofbebbanburg9568 don’t advertise here dude! We are trying to have a good time!!
@@uhtredofbebbanburg9568 why would you advertise *so bad*
@@uhtredofbebbanburg9568 srsly just shut the f up
This channel made me ask for a Rice cooker for my birthday and I actually got one!!! So excited to use it 🤣😁
8:14 uncle roger saying potatosolame
Me Peeling potatos:😶
Him saying sorry children just never fails to make me laugh
everyone: rice cooker single use kitchen tool
niece alexis: rice cooker is used to make everything
Rice cooker bread even elementary student can make it
“Nobody is born cool”
“Except of course”
“ *Guy who invented rice cooker* “
Yoshitada Minami, you mean?
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@@PhantomObserver oh hey, thanks for telling me who the inventer of rice cooker is
1:30 HAHA Perrfect hangover watch with good food TY UNCLE ! WE LOVE U