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  • Опубликовано: 24 апр 2021
  • Treat food with respect! Don't put food in coffee maker HAIYAAA... Featuring weejio from Tasty and Tastemade.
    Original weejio:
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    The cursed salmon (Tasty): • Can This Chef Make A 3...
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Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @garyying5155
    @garyying5155 3 года назад +6270

    "You hear sizzling, I hear your ancestors crying" - Sun Tzu, Art of War

  • @mikeymacaque
    @mikeymacaque 3 года назад +6913

    “Putting beans in a coffee pot feels wrong”
    Wait till she figures out what coffee is.

  • @d.robertdigman1293
    @d.robertdigman1293 2 года назад +712

    A little point about foil: a lot of Customs barriers at airports use x-ray machines to check for contraband. Foil can be picked up by x-ray and is usually associated with drug trafficking, so it is a really bad idea to pack foil with your luggage!

    • @jawjagrrl
      @jawjagrrl 2 года назад +80

      And if you're going to a convenience store after you get there for bacon anyway, spend a buck for foil. Or use the money for a cheap breakfast - it's the cheapest meal of the day pretty much anywhere you go.

    • @d.robertdigman1293
      @d.robertdigman1293 2 года назад +50

      @@jawjagrrl Yes! And when travelling to a foreign nation, especially a poor one, it is being a polite guest to spend some money helping the local economy!

    • @d.robertdigman1293
      @d.robertdigman1293 2 года назад +16

      @Wildlife Warrior Yes! I served as a Customs Officer in Australia for 10 years.

    • @DJVoyagerXue
      @DJVoyagerXue 2 года назад +26

      Start wrapping your MSG in foil now lol

    • @NoodleBomber
      @NoodleBomber Год назад

      @@d.robertdigman1293 exactly, its the best thing to do.

  • @astrothsknot
    @astrothsknot 2 года назад +442

    I have watched so mutch Uncle Roger over the last week, my thoughts are actually being narrated by him. It's fucking weird inside my head.

  • @StevenHe
    @StevenHe 3 года назад +4448

    Hahaha “Cash” I’m too cheap man 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @slopytopy399
      @slopytopy399 3 года назад +36

      Hey when new video

    • @samuraiboi2735
      @samuraiboi2735 3 года назад +81

      I want my beijing corn in fried rice

    • @bonkers7184
      @bonkers7184 3 года назад +53

      Beijing corn in coffee maker?

    • @kevinjati7953
      @kevinjati7953 3 года назад +13

      Beijing corn

    • @Ak_Door-kun
      @Ak_Door-kun 3 года назад +21

      HAIYAA What a FAILURE. Steven..FLY. But anyway I love ur vids, especially How Asian parents flex 2.

  • @austinfiregaming9740
    @austinfiregaming9740 3 года назад +7248

    Uncle Roger’s family is out here getting caught at the airport security with bags of MSG..

    • @shadensscrosswell8211
      @shadensscrosswell8211 3 года назад +48

      It did happen

    • @sdrape4964
      @sdrape4964 3 года назад +150

      The airport dogs have little dishes of rice, and when they catch his family members, they sprinkle a little bit of the powder on the rice to confirm it's legit 😂

    • @whiteblossoms4821
      @whiteblossoms4821 3 года назад +12

      Hayiaa

    • @user-dh3kq8wp4h
      @user-dh3kq8wp4h 3 года назад +4

      hello subbotted channel

    • @theguywhowentthere3346
      @theguywhowentthere3346 3 года назад +5

      LOL what the fuck XD

  • @totodos
    @totodos 2 года назад +318

    I worked in a 5 star hotel housekeeping for a while - can confirm everything is DISGUSTING. As long as it LOOKS clean, they're happy. Wiping the glasses/mugs/cutlery with the same cloth as the toilet and floor? No problem. Nothing is actually clean. Also if you put oil and noodles in your coffee maker, everyone's gonna hate you after you leave and the next guest comes in complaining their coffee tastes weird.

    • @Nyantastic2015
      @Nyantastic2015 11 месяцев назад +15

      On the flip side, I worked housekeeping on a cruise ship and they were insanely strict about cleanliness and sanitization. The managers would literally even check for dust using flashlights and make sure pretty much every nook & cranny was spotless

    • @Trevenant4240
      @Trevenant4240 10 месяцев назад +5

      Ah yes i remember i drink pure water from hotel glass after that at night i have diorhea (or stomach ache) and black vomit ( i ate charcoal when diorhea striked)

    • @Aloha698
      @Aloha698 9 месяцев назад +1

      🤮🤮🤮

    • @wolfrose4334
      @wolfrose4334 8 месяцев назад +1

      Or just clean stuff?🤔 idk man

    • @totodos
      @totodos 8 месяцев назад

      they didn't provide any clean cloths to clean with 😭 it was grim, i hated it@@wolfrose4334

  • @AnimeGaming-od1nf
    @AnimeGaming-od1nf Год назад +352

    "Putting Beans In A Coffee Just Feels Wrong"
    Wait Until She Finds Out

  • @rileycantreid6214
    @rileycantreid6214 3 года назад +2173

    By Now, I wouldn’t be surprised if they made Ramen With a Toilet Bowl

    • @raymondjiang6422
      @raymondjiang6422 3 года назад +58

      I really hope they don't

    • @stinky_ppbigpp1014
      @stinky_ppbigpp1014 3 года назад +14

      Yum

    • @pavithranloganathan2007
      @pavithranloganathan2007 3 года назад +55

      5 minute craft made it already

    • @arqalxz
      @arqalxz 3 года назад +10

      @@raymondjiang6422 well if you search.. Yeah there's a video about it HAHAHAHA

    • @rileycantreid6214
      @rileycantreid6214 3 года назад +29

      @@pavithranloganathan2007 Bruh Thats A Good Video you know like Uncle Roger Reacts to 5 minute crafts

  • @gutzu265
    @gutzu265 3 года назад +975

    "Don't attack anyone, just laugh" and that's my mantra

    • @shinsu3594
      @shinsu3594 3 года назад +6

      Why not do both?

    • @john_alamo3246
      @john_alamo3246 3 года назад +2

      @@shinsu3594 *both* is good

    • @samuraiboi2735
      @samuraiboi2735 3 года назад +1

      Lmao laughing is my yoga you know best solution

    • @lynix9066
      @lynix9066 3 года назад

      This was so funny I almost died of laughing 😂

    • @bigbiggie3642
      @bigbiggie3642 3 года назад +2

      Sometime when i mauled someone i doing it while laughing.. I don't know why people can't do both..

  • @MasterOfSayajins
    @MasterOfSayajins 2 года назад +46

    the safety instructions on the coffee pot already says "dont heat up liquids." you can tell that this salmon must taste like sad life, haiyaa.

    • @SaintShion
      @SaintShion Год назад +4

      I used to work w this really old guy for 1 of my first jobs. On our lunch he would make Hotdogs and tea in a coffee pot than instant Mac n cheese. Like a toddlers meal.
      If you said something he'd get SUPER defensive.

  • @JoseJoseC626
    @JoseJoseC626 Год назад +38

    She's gonna be amazed when she finds out the box on top of the mini fridge can cook food as well.

  • @aaunyea4799
    @aaunyea4799 3 года назад +2450

    "You don't drink coffee? How you wake up? Is it just the voices in your head"
    Actually yes, that's correct

    • @PanterasLykanGoddess126
      @PanterasLykanGoddess126 3 года назад +11

      U 2 🙃😁 nice 2 know I'm not the only 1 out here 😉☺ lol

    • @aaunyea4799
      @aaunyea4799 3 года назад +9

      @@PanterasLykanGoddess126 Nope not the only one!😊

    • @thamz5108
      @thamz5108 3 года назад +17

      I wake up with a voices in my head that sound "bep bep bep bep bep............"

    • @Arash_Leopard
      @Arash_Leopard 3 года назад +14

      I just wake up. No need for Alarm clock

    • @theklav2914
      @theklav2914 2 года назад +2

      Mine is radio static sounds from tinitus😂😂

  • @Fawaffles
    @Fawaffles 3 года назад +835

    “Hotel food can be pretty expensive”
    I think breaking the hotel’s iron and coffee maker will cost more...

    • @S_Baggy
      @S_Baggy 3 года назад +9

      😂😂😂

    • @SL33py45H
      @SL33py45H 3 года назад +3

      What is venti doing here?

    • @Fawaffles
      @Fawaffles 3 года назад +10

      @@SL33py45H I got tired of dandelion wine so time to make coffee maker food

    • @SL33py45H
      @SL33py45H 3 года назад +2

      @@Fawaffles wow so monstadt got some good high technology I see

    • @Fawaffles
      @Fawaffles 3 года назад +1

      @@SL33py45H Ehe

  • @iDoit4LoLz
    @iDoit4LoLz Год назад +28

    I love that he reminds people to not attack others and just laugh. It's sad that he has to but I'm glad he does just to put that in the front of people's minds as they watch any form of comedy.

  • @kachow9582
    @kachow9582 Год назад +51

    Also every time he says something inappropriate and then goes back to his normal voice and says “sorry children” it’s absolutely hilarious

    • @dustyoldhat
      @dustyoldhat Год назад +1

      Oh really? Thanks for letting us know. I honestly wasn't sure if that was supposed to be hilarious or not but now that you've explained it, I feel okay laughing.

    • @whenwhatwherehow5678
      @whenwhatwherehow5678 Год назад

      @@dustyoldhat okay..if you need permission. Did someone also help you decide to watch the video?

    • @dustyoldhat
      @dustyoldhat Год назад

      @@whenwhatwherehow5678 r/wooooosssssshhhhhhh
      lol

    • @whenwhatwherehow5678
      @whenwhatwherehow5678 Год назад

      @@dustyoldhat back at you apparently. I was wrong to assume you understood sarcasm

    • @dustyoldhat
      @dustyoldhat Год назад

      @@whenwhatwherehow5678 are you brain damaged? my original comment here was 100% sarcasm? are you brain damaged? haiyaaa

  • @skyebunny777
    @skyebunny777 3 года назад +2931

    Why not go to Hotels that have complementary breakfast. It's way Cheaper and it's mostly available at Most Affordable hotels.

    • @Cringemoment4045
      @Cringemoment4045 3 года назад +17

      Yeah

    • @TomYourmombadil
      @TomYourmombadil 3 года назад +169

      Or go to the local restaurants. Chances are if you’re going to a place known for tourism, the local shops probably depend on tourists seasonally

    • @chrisowens4550
      @chrisowens4550 3 года назад +95

      Also, every supermarket and convenience store sells sandwiches, just get a sandwich.

    • @49ers1975
      @49ers1975 3 года назад +4

      exactly LMAO

    • @TheQue5tion
      @TheQue5tion 3 года назад +38

      If you can get an eat all you can buffet for breakfast, then that can fill you up for most of the day.

  • @dabanjo
    @dabanjo 3 года назад +2735

    Imagine being on an airplane halfway to Hawaii: " OH NO! I forgot to pack my oatmeal and ramen!"

  • @Islandgirlypop
    @Islandgirlypop Год назад +20

    As a child myself I always appreciate when uncle roger apologizes XD

  • @michaelz.7140
    @michaelz.7140 Год назад +15

    when there are no stores and food sources open. and you mysteriously got an egg

  • @OrangeCreamsicle
    @OrangeCreamsicle 3 года назад +2713

    The girl at tasty who does those weird challenges I can accept, but actually thinking someone would want to cook on vacation

    • @misterbooga6466
      @misterbooga6466 2 года назад +31

      Cooking is fun

    • @keps3934
      @keps3934 2 года назад +15

      @@misterbooga6466 not for some people

    • @misterbooga6466
      @misterbooga6466 2 года назад +5

      @@keps3934 I didn’t say it was

    • @whatk1119
      @whatk1119 2 года назад +102

      @@misterbooga6466It's disgusting to cook in a coffee maker. Just order an Airbnb room and use the kitchen to cook.

    • @misterbooga6466
      @misterbooga6466 2 года назад +17

      @@whatk1119 I didn’t say to use a coffee machine

  • @1BarnetTE.
    @1BarnetTE. 3 года назад +1194

    "If you travel and you can't afford food, maybe the solution is dont travel" -Uncle Roger 2021

  • @lifewithoutgoalposts9197
    @lifewithoutgoalposts9197 2 года назад +8

    Coffee is a bean though so technically putting beans in a coffee pot is oh so right

  • @ashrowan2143
    @ashrowan2143 Год назад +9

    If your making oatmeal with just boiled water just put the oatmeal in a container and pour in some boiling water and stir so you don't end up with soggy oatmeal (also if your packing light and want oatmeal prep you want at the very least brown sugar any of the spices you'd use to make a pumpkin pie spice mix would be good and if you can swing it dried fruit of your choice it's what I packed for my hostel breakfasts on a cross-country ski trip at the top of a mountain)

  • @BlackOctoberFox
    @BlackOctoberFox 3 года назад +979

    "People treat Hotel like HowToBasic treat his house."
    I worked in the service industry for 7 years and this is the best way I've heard this described. The only difference is it's HowToBasic's job to clean up after himself.

    • @AaAa-ke6cz
      @AaAa-ke6cz 3 года назад +6

      pretty sure he hires someone

    • @leemo142
      @leemo142 3 года назад +20

      ​@@AaAa-ke6cz Nah, that's literally his job. I think it was in a maxmoefoe video that it was said.

    • @AaAa-ke6cz
      @AaAa-ke6cz 3 года назад +1

      @@leemo142 oh wait i just searched it up, yea he does. ik other youtuber's that hire people but ig he doesn't

    • @Xia-hu
      @Xia-hu 3 года назад +22

      over here in Europe *most* people don't do anything like that in hotel rooms. I always try to leave it as neat as I can, wash the dishes in airbnb apartments, take out the trashcan, etc.

    • @AaAa-ke6cz
      @AaAa-ke6cz 3 года назад +5

      @@Xia-hu in the us, most people don't cook cuz thats weird, but i personally do, but a lot of people don't care about the state of the hotel room

  • @magic_grapefruit
    @magic_grapefruit 3 года назад +464

    ‘By white powder I mean MSG... sniff’
    This man is a comedic genius

    • @RoboKyBzzt
      @RoboKyBzzt 3 года назад +8

      I swear he smokes that shit 3 times daily. Good shit.

  • @sanuku535
    @sanuku535 Год назад +7

    3:02
    *Earl gray flavoured confusion*

  • @caledokja9236
    @caledokja9236 Год назад +4

    4:09 ever heard of cup noodles?💀

  • @LilyChankitchen
    @LilyChankitchen 3 года назад +3543

    Rice cooker is the best. It can steam, boil, fry, bake ... level of capability .... GOD ❤.

    • @LilyChankitchen
      @LilyChankitchen 3 года назад +13

      @Commander Bruh-Lox i have Real Mustache 🙌🙌

    • @CyberMew
      @CyberMew 3 года назад +26

      Here before Uncle Roger enters the chat

    • @kikiy245
      @kikiy245 3 года назад +16

      Nah i think pressure cooker is the best..it save time😌😌

    • @WizardAmbrose
      @WizardAmbrose 3 года назад +3

      Uncle Roger isn't here. This is how bots feel

    • @muchluck7981
      @muchluck7981 3 года назад +13

      Better show him Tasty's 3 course Rice cooker video. Definitely going to hurt him with how they abuse rice cooker.

  • @roellek16
    @roellek16 3 года назад +277

    "It turn pink, because it embarrassed to be seen with you" lmao best line ever.

    • @levisamom5069
      @levisamom5069 3 года назад +11

      For me it's "the salmon is mutating...it growing legs to try and escape" 😂

  • @beebeetee2926
    @beebeetee2926 2 года назад +8

    6:17 🤣🤣🤣🤣 "Secretly she's just dying inside." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @snibetysnab
    @snibetysnab Год назад +15

    Induction stoves don't glow red, that's those weird glass stoves from long before induction stoves got popular. My mother had one when I was a kid and I kept burning myself on it because unlike an induction stove those shits got HOT.

    • @PoisonfangStrikes
      @PoisonfangStrikes Год назад +2

      My induction stove has red lights so I can tell which burner is hot.
      Also the same induction stove gets incredibly hot because there's a hot pan sitting on the glass - it doesn't get hot by itself but it 100% will burn me if I touch the wrong burner after cooking

  • @chooka29
    @chooka29 3 года назад +155

    "OK, now we make coffee in rice cooker..."

    • @TYC291
      @TYC291 3 года назад +5

      Haiyaa..........

    • @rogued3mon414
      @rogued3mon414 3 года назад +2

      Ok. Now we make rice in electric kettle

    • @iryadiprasetya9429
      @iryadiprasetya9429 3 года назад +4

      I actually done it when i was a college student. Rice cooker was the only thing we have in boarding house

  • @ivonikov
    @ivonikov 3 года назад +2070

    Uncle Roger: "oatmeal is the saddest food ever" "not even msg can save it"
    My dad who hates msg and eats oatmeal every single day: 👁️👄👁️

    • @bravomike4734
      @bravomike4734 3 года назад +85

      If this was a movie I'd say your uncle and MSG were once best friends but they had a falling out after MSG and your uncle got in a love triangle affair.

    • @NYCTim
      @NYCTim 3 года назад +17

      Eating something every day doesn't make it good. I eat oatmeal almost every day because it's good for my health, not because I like it.

    • @polarknight5376
      @polarknight5376 3 года назад +10

      No one hates msg, they are just ignorant about msg.

    • @bravomike4734
      @bravomike4734 3 года назад +19

      @@NYCTim Food doesn't have to be dreadful in order to be healthy. Have you tried different culture food cuisines mainly of south, east and south asians such as indian, nepalese, thai, malaysian and japanese etc? The foreign foods that you get served in the restaurants of the West are most of the time luxury / "banquet party" foods which may not also be considered healthy by us. But our home foods are most of the time absolutely healthy and you can easily look those up and try it. Take south east cuisine for example consisting of rice, lentils, broth, vegetables, beans and spices for example. You can even swap out white rice for brown rice to go more healthier but it would ruin the taste a bit.

    • @Seth-mu3wo
      @Seth-mu3wo 3 года назад +11

      I love oatmeal, and eat it every morning. A dash of brown sugar and a little sweetened condensed milk. I love MSG too.

  • @themeekwarrior
    @themeekwarrior 2 года назад +92

    Oatmeal, ramen, eggs, and tortillas could just be made in a microwave, which comes in most hotels these days unless they're those smelly motel rooms
    I am now scared to make coffee in a hotel room bc someone could have attempted this in the coffee maker 😂

    • @Emu19
      @Emu19 2 года назад +1

      Some people in the comments have said people clean their underwear and stuff in them. Which sounds waaayy to crazy to be true... But, some people be crazy... I know I am never using a coffee pot again 💀

    • @lilymarinovic1644
      @lilymarinovic1644 Год назад

      Heard enough horror stories of misuse of kettles and coffee machines that I would always rinse them.out with hot water before use.

  • @shauhame6364
    @shauhame6364 Год назад +6

    I swear her cooking in hotel style is exactly how everybody cook while high at 3 AM.

  • @afan2cool
    @afan2cool 3 года назад +332

    “If you make Uncle Roger put leg down from chair, you fucked up.” - Sun Tzu, Art of war

    • @m3ss1g0at2
      @m3ss1g0at2 3 года назад +13

      Uncle Roger's channel: Family-friendly channel
      Also Uncle Roger: "𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐮𝐩!"

    • @cap8032
      @cap8032 3 года назад +2

      He didn't say that tho I'm being sarcastic

    • @m3ss1g0at2
      @m3ss1g0at2 3 года назад

      @@Naiko-tekinaShinjukukumin This channel should be "age-restricted" Uncle Roger swears a lot HI YA!

  • @lisadeaton1772
    @lisadeaton1772 2 года назад +2134

    This is the first video I have ever watched of MrNigelng. I had a stroke a year ago (actually it was my third) that affected my ability to laugh which has always been my favorite thing to do. I only said this to explain how funny this man is!! I was loudly belly laughing with tears streaming down my face!! Thank you for making me feel almost normal for the first time in a long time MrNigelng!!! Funniest thing I've ever seen imho!!!

    • @teagenthetiefling5296
      @teagenthetiefling5296 2 года назад +149

      That’s an awesome story. I hope you have many more laughs in the future.

    • @danteloparco6708
      @danteloparco6708 2 года назад +61

      Thats awesome! I see many more laughs in your future, all his videos are great :)

    • @basicallystupid7080
      @basicallystupid7080 2 года назад +32

      I love the story honestly, hope your doing well now! How are you now niece/nephew.

    • @Activepothead
      @Activepothead 2 года назад +10

      Complete bullshit lol

    • @poginators6562
      @poginators6562 2 года назад +4

      @@Activepothead fr lmao like chasers

  • @yapahyadayahyasharahla4020
    @yapahyadayahyasharahla4020 Год назад +5

    Dear Uncle Roger, you have everyone's ancestors crying from laughter! Thank you for educating all the nieces and nephews. I love your weediios!

  • @jannnahali1894
    @jannnahali1894 3 года назад +299

    uncle roger deadass giving a food theory lecture about salmon
    -What schools don't teach we learn from uncle Roger.

    • @teampayaman9018
      @teampayaman9018 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/0YXdBO2e8Rg/видео.html ❣️

    • @biffwellington6144
      @biffwellington6144 3 года назад +4

      If you enjoyed that, I have a little something to add to it... that albumen protein that he mentioned is also what egg white is made of.

    • @nyarlathotep9622
      @nyarlathotep9622 3 года назад +3

      @@teampayaman9018 stop spamming

  • @roddickbong9295
    @roddickbong9295 3 года назад +688

    Nobody going to talk about why Uncle Roger knows Auntie Helen have a new boyfriend?

  • @ItsStormCentral
    @ItsStormCentral 2 года назад +7

    "In Asia when you sick, you just eat congee"
    I got the same thing told to me by ALL of my Italian relatives but with pastina. Funny how the world works

  • @Makinwongchoices
    @Makinwongchoices Год назад +3

    This is straight up facts, my grandparents would just give me congee when I’m sick. but they would also give it to me breakfast, lunch and dinner 😂

  • @athruncagallifan
    @athruncagallifan 3 года назад +2788

    "If you're travelling, and you can't afford food, the solution is not coffee maker, maybe the solution is don't travel!"
    I laughed so hard on this! 🤣🤣🤣 so true!

    • @wawos9152
      @wawos9152 2 года назад +5

      me too😂😂😂

    • @alvindueck8227
      @alvindueck8227 2 года назад +4

      Maybe your vehicle broke down on a road trip and think it'd be wise to save some money considering the hotel bill won't be that cheap and cook instead until you find out what your total repair bill is.
      Save money in a down time is wise, making stupid remarks like you did isn't.

    • @banan7308
      @banan7308 2 года назад +32

      @@alvindueck8227 so you will cook in a coffee machine? When ur gonna be buying ingredients for it, why not just get a ready made meal in grocery stores for the same price lmfao

    • @humanperson1835
      @humanperson1835 2 года назад +12

      @@alvindueck8227 that's a very specific situation though

    • @faustinasarawak9149
      @faustinasarawak9149 2 года назад

      Hahahhaaaaahhhaaaa

  • @meganwang2001
    @meganwang2001 3 года назад +324

    wait till he finds out theres like 3 seasons of this

  • @nothinghappens9811
    @nothinghappens9811 2 года назад +2

    That "ewww" about the teabags in oatmeal was the cutest sound I've ever heard.

  • @RenewedFaith
    @RenewedFaith Год назад +4

    Uncle Rodger has been helping me survive being tethered to a desk for the last several years more than anything else!... This fella needs a national award at this point...

  • @user-svqmbiv
    @user-svqmbiv 3 года назад +466

    "And by white powder, I mean MSG" *sniffs*
    That joke had me fucking rolling

    • @matcha6710
      @matcha6710 2 года назад +9

      Sounds like Uncle Roger's taking a page out of Nigella Lawson's book-

    • @alexanderkarvos6728
      @alexanderkarvos6728 2 года назад +1

      How Did they find out?!

  • @lucaingenhaag5240
    @lucaingenhaag5240 2 года назад +4

    9:45 lol 😂

  • @ballisticblocker9163
    @ballisticblocker9163 Год назад +2

    9:54
    “Why coffee taste like fish!?” Fucking sent me

  • @me14ch
    @me14ch 3 года назад +511

    "You dont drink coffee? You wake up with the voices in your head?"
    Me who wakes up by ancestor's whispers: "you're late"

    • @anemoacids5831
      @anemoacids5831 3 года назад +6

      I wake up with milo

    • @teampayaman9018
      @teampayaman9018 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/0YXdBO2e8Rg/видео.html ❣️

    • @mamagoosey
      @mamagoosey 3 года назад +3

      I wake up to voices of Stephen's dad - 'YOU'RE A FAILURE!'

    • @harryharper5358
      @harryharper5358 3 года назад +4

      Well I do set Uncle Roger's "Haiyaaa" as alarm

    • @esmilewalk7381
      @esmilewalk7381 3 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @charlestyson5507
    @charlestyson5507 3 года назад +246

    me when I saw someone cook ramen in coffee maker instead of buying cup noodles
    *My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined*

    • @sushi7910
      @sushi7910 3 года назад +2

      cold noodles is better than cup

    • @user-nx7sn8he6c
      @user-nx7sn8he6c 3 года назад +2

      *I better commit suicide rather than eating food that comes From the coffee maker*

    • @shizukagozen777
      @shizukagozen777 2 года назад

      For real though.

  • @ShadowReaper-pu2hx
    @ShadowReaper-pu2hx 2 года назад +3

    That coffee maker hotel lady is making life unnecessarily hard.

  • @marvelousfire1898
    @marvelousfire1898 Год назад +14

    Fun fact: uncle roger has more subscribers than rick astley

  • @clarked345
    @clarked345 3 года назад +462

    I like how after every se×ual joke, he apologizes to the kids.

  • @brokentwilight3136
    @brokentwilight3136 3 года назад +97

    Imagine your hotel burning down, because someone is trying to cook using a coffee maker or iron

    • @BigPurp9
      @BigPurp9 3 года назад

      I’ve heard stories of people cooking 3 course meals in a kettle but that’s in prison where they have no choice 🤣🤣

  • @ryeguy7505
    @ryeguy7505 Год назад +4

    1:07...it get can get "egg"spensive

  • @MicukoFelton
    @MicukoFelton 2 года назад +1

    "You don't drink coffee? How you wake up?"
    With black tea.

  • @ryanEstandarte
    @ryanEstandarte 3 года назад +285

    For those who haven't watched the original video from Tasty, Alexis was challeneged to cook a full course meal using any appliance that is chosen by the people. The name of the show is Chef out of Water.

    • @asmafhanifah
      @asmafhanifah 3 года назад +28

      Yup! I love that series!

    • @ellenazhari710
      @ellenazhari710 3 года назад +25

      Yeah it’s a really good series and it’s impressive what she could make

    • @mencaripasal7773
      @mencaripasal7773 3 года назад +5

      Yuck

    • @jasminetay9820
      @jasminetay9820 3 года назад +3

      Still funny just watched

    • @TheTubejunky
      @TheTubejunky 3 года назад

      @@ellenazhari710 Make? I highly doubt the food (if not for the camera) was even fully cooked. coffee makers don't get that hot (usually).
      "Unless uncle Roger see sticker on it saying Made in China"
      Than again it is a TV SHOW, so I guess it's real. IMO not eatable.
      "Hiii Yaaahh"

  • @AC-ob3by
    @AC-ob3by 3 года назад +203

    Last time I made food in my kettle at home, my mother whack me with bamboo stick. I now cook my food in other peoples kettle

  • @RandomPerson-dr4py
    @RandomPerson-dr4py 2 года назад +3

    6:55
    Uncle roger:You don’t drink coffee so how do you wake up is it just the voice in your head
    Me:no.........

  • @julcaos
    @julcaos Год назад

    Found this channel out only recently, and still there are already way too many lines to quote... spot-on Uncle Roger!

  • @amirbloomenfeld6066
    @amirbloomenfeld6066 3 года назад +370

    Hey guys, going on vacation here. I can't wait to eat ramen, oatmeal, and boiled eggs for all of my meals that I cook in the sad hotel room in the coffee maker. Don't forget, only clean the coffee maker really well with soap and water.... AFTER you use it. Not before, only after.

    • @TheGary108
      @TheGary108 3 года назад +19

      I would rather to eat Jamie Oliver’s ramen, thanks.

    • @RealTalkAlexV
      @RealTalkAlexV 3 года назад +17

      I cringed at that part too… where is her logic!!

    • @spacefootballer
      @spacefootballer 2 года назад +18

      @@RealTalkAlexV when you dont clean it before you will have more flavor...mostly unwanted flavor but still...xD

    • @therealladyk.hatake8400
      @therealladyk.hatake8400 2 года назад +9

      What's the point of going on vacation if you're going to be a cheapskate on it. It sounds completely pointless & the point of room service is for you to eat some good food w/out cooking it. For that ho to McDonald's if you wanna be cheap🙄.

    • @danteloparco6708
      @danteloparco6708 2 года назад +11

      @@therealladyk.hatake8400 Room service is pretty pricy though, but most places worth vacationing to have local food worth eating. I'm a foodie so thinking about vacationing without eating the local food sounds pointless to me. I do have a ritual of going to a mcdonalds once on all of my vacations though, just for a funny story to tell like "yeah I went to Italy and ate mcdonalds."

  • @thelittlenoobTLN
    @thelittlenoobTLN 3 года назад +672

    In the Danish prison we didn't have acess to a kitchen, but we were able to buy coffee makers for our cells. So we cooked potatoes, eggs, sausages, and u could even make a ham/cheese sandwich on the stove of it. There's an entire prison-cook book on coffee machines you're able to buy from any store :D

    • @madsam0320
      @madsam0320 3 года назад +116

      Prisoners are supposed to pay for their crimes, uncle roger approved!

    • @juliameyer10313
      @juliameyer10313 3 года назад +22

      Danish prisoners aren't fed? I knew German prisons have supposedly high standards but I think food should be provided even for criminals

    • @thelittlenoobTLN
      @thelittlenoobTLN 3 года назад +53

      @@juliameyer10313 Oh ofc we were. But we didn't have kitchens to prepare our food in all the time. Every week you get a piece of paper and a commercial from a supermarket, and then u can buy whatever u want :)

    • @juliameyer10313
      @juliameyer10313 3 года назад +11

      @@thelittlenoobTLN But why buy food you know you can't properly prepare if you're not in dire need?
      Though to be fair my Grandma had a thing about boiling eggs in her coffee (not coffee maker). They did that after WWII or something

    • @ruben7937
      @ruben7937 3 года назад +61

      @@thelittlenoobTLN danish prisons sounds so low class compared to norwegian prisons.
      But thankfully i have never been inside either of them.
      But typical usa person in this comment section who said that prisons are basicly for suffering.
      No wonder why usa get so many hard criminals after prisons.
      In Norway (and.i assume also Denmark) the point of prisons are ofc to serve time for the crimes, but at same time it also have purpose to try change the criminals life into being more civilized and productive citizen.
      Education, programs, library, internet (under control), etc.
      So his/her odds of becoming a good citizens after prison increases. Not like in usa where prisons are almost a training ground on how to become menber of gangs.

  • @brieb402
    @brieb402 2 года назад +11

    I genuinely couldn't stop laughing this entire video🤣 Someone please help

  • @mslj4062
    @mslj4062 2 года назад

    I truly need to put you on pause, because you have me LMBO!! Hilarious!!🤣 TY - truly enjoyed. 🙏🏼😊👏🏼

  • @michaelaathenabanaag1171
    @michaelaathenabanaag1171 3 года назад +118

    *makes ramen/instant noodles in a coffee maker*
    Cup noodles/cup ramen: am I a joke to you?

  • @CrankyBarista
    @CrankyBarista 3 года назад +186

    Fact: anything you make in a hotel coffee maker is gonna taste like coffee

    • @debstawecki6843
      @debstawecki6843 3 года назад +8

      Of course! Unless it's brand new.

    • @djentleman8116
      @djentleman8116 3 года назад +1

      mmmmmm coffee flavoured ramen, the best

    • @Blivonops
      @Blivonops 3 года назад

      Unless it is coffee... Bet the coffee tastes like a full meal afterwards. KEKW

  • @luminousfaedust
    @luminousfaedust Год назад +1

    I know I"m a year too late but, I head the bit regarding why pack when you can just buy there?
    It depends on the price of things.
    I went to california for a school related trip, and it was cheaper to bring my own bottles of water than trying to buy the water there.
    So sometimes people pack foods because they already have it or it's cheaper than where there destination is, and then buy at destination for things they can't get at home, or are more expensive at home.

  • @maryjeanethbico711
    @maryjeanethbico711 2 года назад +1

    3:28 I think I am starting to fall in love with Uncle Roger, especially when he breaks out of his character😆🤭🥰 so cute❤️❤️

  • @imaperson682
    @imaperson682 3 года назад +161

    Asian: Eat congee when sick! No more sick!
    Influencer: Eat oatmeal with earl grey tea when not sick! _Now you D E A D_

    • @jonathantio7531
      @jonathantio7531 3 года назад +1

      Technically... It did cure you... Of something a bit more than your sickness but thats technicalities...

  • @casillastan8719
    @casillastan8719 3 года назад +161

    “Putting beans in a coffee maker, feels wrong”
    It is does not feel wrong, it is wrong

    • @ebonimom6964
      @ebonimom6964 3 года назад +11

      I dont drink coffee but dont you put coffee beans in a coffee maker somewhere?

    • @dekugyu6345
      @dekugyu6345 3 года назад +6

      @@ebonimom6964 I also don't drink coffee but I think you're supposed to ground the coffee beans first?

    • @user-yu9mf2ob1z
      @user-yu9mf2ob1z 3 года назад +3

      @@dekugyu6345 I don't use coffee maker, but strictly coffee powder in the maker is still made from coffee beans?

    • @dekugyu6345
      @dekugyu6345 3 года назад +1

      @@user-yu9mf2ob1z some coffee powder is mixed with sugar but I think some are also purely made of ground coffee beans

    • @senoritatorres
      @senoritatorres 3 года назад +1

      I’m a Hispanic and I am not that desperate to make beans in a coffee pot. My beans will only be in a crockpot

  • @charbertolahmahnz9173
    @charbertolahmahnz9173 Год назад

    I just started watching your vids and this one has the most depressed "haiya..." in the beginning lol great expression for this

  • @ssjup81
    @ssjup81 2 года назад

    We have a flat-surface stove. We had a gas one many years ago. I kinda like the other kind because we never have to worry about lighting it when the fire wouldn't start and it's SO much easier to clean after using it.

  • @Elvirgelion
    @Elvirgelion 3 года назад +201

    Uncle Roger is more educated than the normal uncle. Talks about Albumin

  • @Didi-ml9vx
    @Didi-ml9vx 3 года назад +70

    Guy who rents room after her: Why my coffee taste of ramen?

    • @CrankyBarista
      @CrankyBarista 3 года назад +3

      ...And why is there cheese on my iron?

    • @gamerhatch9072
      @gamerhatch9072 3 года назад +2

      @@CrankyBarista uh oh, looks like someone didn’t bring the essential thing known as aluminum foil

  • @reyjester383
    @reyjester383 9 месяцев назад +16

    This is my second Keurig Coffee Brewer. ruclips.net/user/postUgkxBrV-RbF5Nk0Rlt9i15aao-YMzqzTG8Vf The first one lasted 6 years. It worked beautifully until the day it didn't. It was hard to go back to the drip coffee for a couple of days while I waited on my Keurig to get here. There is a huge difference in the taste. Keurig makes a really good cup of coffee. This new one is a little different from my old one. I find putting the water filter in was easier than on the old one. Attaching the water reservoir was also a little different but once I figured it out, it too was easier. This new one has the auto off feature but is not programmable like the old one. Only three cup sizes instead of four. The odd thing for me was how much lighter in weight this one is compared to my old one. More plastic and much less metal in the construction of this one. The price is so much less than the original Keurig that I bought and the coffee tastes the same so all in all I am satisfied.

  • @L_BTSOT7
    @L_BTSOT7 Год назад

    Cracking up here!!! You are so funny. Love your videos. Thank you! Please keep them coming. 💜👋🤞

  • @uguslife
    @uguslife Месяц назад +1

    That how to basic reference is genius!

  • @karmakameleon113
    @karmakameleon113 3 года назад +176

    The iron quesadilla was the part that got me. Forget about that girl's ancestors crying- MY own abuela is screaming at her from beyond the grave! If she was there she would've thrown her chancla at her.

    • @l-knight7294
      @l-knight7294 3 года назад +5

      @Rellyali1987 le sandal/slipper

    • @clarked345
      @clarked345 3 года назад

      LOL Yooo that girl is insane

    • @defrozendonut8715
      @defrozendonut8715 3 года назад +9

      Even my ancestors are screaming at her and my family comes from Germany

    • @karmakameleon113
      @karmakameleon113 3 года назад +2

      @@defrozendonut8715 😂😂 Congrats- you just made me spit water out of my nose!

    • @harryw.174
      @harryw.174 2 года назад

      That wasn't even a quesadilla, it was just melted cheese between two slightly warm tortillas. Saddest thing I've ever seen

  • @BenjaminGoude
    @BenjaminGoude 3 года назад +217

    Imagine having a shellfish allergy and going to the hospital after a cup of coffee

    • @Ashtari
      @Ashtari 3 года назад +35

      That, that right there is the most dangerous part of those videos. You do NOT know who is using the room after you and some people are so deathly allergic to things that just the smell can put them in the hospital.

    • @XpetraXpazlX
      @XpetraXpazlX 3 года назад +1

      Omg

    • @tsuchan
      @tsuchan 3 года назад +2

      Suggestion: don't google piss+kettle+hotel

    • @abcd-hw8io
      @abcd-hw8io 2 года назад

      @@Ashtari
      I think it is the restaurant responsibility to clean properly and sanitized the coffee maker, cups, etc. after every guest.

    • @Ashtari
      @Ashtari 2 года назад +8

      @@abcd-hw8io the idea of this video is that you’re using a HOTEL coffee pot to cook in. And I don’t know about you, but I don’t really want to put my life in the hands of someone who barely makes minimum wage and has next to no oversight when it comes to cleaning.
      I knew someone who was a hotel housekeeper. They were told that if it ‘looked’ clean then to just give it a causal wipe down for dust and move on.

  • @kagomeluna3217
    @kagomeluna3217 9 месяцев назад +1

    "wine and dine me honey" 🤣🤣 had me dying 🤣🤣

  • @MrGaleor
    @MrGaleor 10 месяцев назад

    That sniff after white powder msg absolutely broke me.

  • @pockit5107
    @pockit5107 3 года назад +168

    Imagine getting up in the morning to make coffee and it tastes like chicken flavored ramen because some brainlet doesn't know what cup noodles are.

  • @entertainingwizard7511
    @entertainingwizard7511 3 года назад +70

    Uncle roger throwing cash is the most savage thing he did so far

  • @NightMare_Hunterz_Paranormal
    @NightMare_Hunterz_Paranormal Год назад

    Uncle Roger, you are the best. Love watching your content, keep doing what you're doing. Thank you for all the laughs

  • @RajeshPatel4336curry
    @RajeshPatel4336curry 2 года назад +6

    0:22 maybe solution is to not be broke and buy real food

  • @AsiwVaccaro
    @AsiwVaccaro 3 года назад +234

    I was half expecting Uncle Roger to tell us to stop being poor when we travel and can’t afford food

  • @winstontabada4744
    @winstontabada4744 3 года назад +476

    Imagine getting a heart from Uncle Roger. Fuiyooo

  • @hollymiller4155
    @hollymiller4155 2 года назад +12

    My first job was a hotel cleaner and I agree... people treat hotel rooms like shit because they don't own it and don't have to clean it. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @eddiespagetti2798
    @eddiespagetti2798 7 месяцев назад

    9:49 I love how I got an ad right when Uncle Roger spit out the coffee it was so funny😂

  • @radyan.2336
    @radyan.2336 3 года назад +43

    When i was on job training on a hotel, there's one guest that cook their egg inside a tea pot. This gave me PTSD

  • @zamarion101
    @zamarion101 3 года назад +87

    imagine wanting to make a cup of coffee and you find pieces of noodles in there

  • @soumalyphetlavanh6568
    @soumalyphetlavanh6568 7 месяцев назад +1

    Bro I love when he mocked her “ONE AND DONE ME HONEY”

  • @GEN47-27
    @GEN47-27 2 года назад

    i have tried the ironing bacon and egg before when i was attending a conference and was staying in a tiny hostel room with no kitchen area. I didnt have alot of money to eat out so bought simple ham and eggs and cheese, and Mcguyver-ed it using the iron, tasted pretty good!

  • @boy638
    @boy638 3 года назад +55

    Cooking bacon with iron.
    Hotel room smoke alarm: "Am I a joke to you?"

  • @abinavs9136
    @abinavs9136 3 года назад +28

    The sniff after he said "MSG" killed me! 😂

  • @iamgeorgeha8189
    @iamgeorgeha8189 2 года назад +1

    Not only your coffee is going to taste like salmon but you salmon is going to taste like coffee

  • @GiorniVenibato
    @GiorniVenibato 11 месяцев назад

    All your weedios are so entertaining!

  • @aheccingdegenerate3859
    @aheccingdegenerate3859 3 года назад +111

    Gordon Ramsay would be triggered beyond the moon if he saw those coffee maker videos

    • @rayelgatubelo
      @rayelgatubelo 3 года назад +1

      Honestly, Gordon Ramsay comes across so much microwaved food that he might consider coffee maker food a step up.

    • @m3ss1g0at2
      @m3ss1g0at2 3 года назад

      Gordon Ramsay crying in front of a Lamb Sauce