Jayme, I don't know how or why, but when I read your comment I read it in my coworker's voice, who is also named Jayme, and I just start laughing. I don't know why I find it so funny. I can literally picture my coworker, Jayme, yelling the word "outrageous" and it kills me
Coming from an Italian family with a garden I can say this is 100% pure gold. So relatable for me. I've never laughed so hard than I did when I watched this guy on Netflix
My buddy introduced me to SM comedy last year. We went and saw him live in Tampa in November. Funniest and most underrated comedian in the business. His delivery is like no other lol
I must have watched this routine through over a dozen times with family and friends; and I always crack up during this portion. It’s friggin’ priceless!
From a technical comedic perspective, every word of every delivery he has in this entire bit is absolutely perfect. The timing, the articulation, etc....perfect.
"Antifreeze makes it clear...we ain't foolin around with our Zucchinis"...now THAT should be on a T-Shirt. Thanks again, Sebastian, for helping to keep us all Sane during this Covid Crisis. Hope to see you Live when the World returns to some semblance of normal. ✌️❤️from🇨🇦
Thank you for your comedy! I suffer from major depressive disorder and PTSD from surviving a very violent assault. It has been very difficult and your comedy has been one of the things that has really been getting me through these dark times. I usually wouldn't openly say something like that, but I really wanted to thank you. I am sure there are other people like me with depression whom you are giving the only laugh in the day. I just you to know how much good you are putting out there into the world. Plus how many laughs you are giving. PS it's just shows your talent if you could get someone who is so depressed to laugh thank you so much Sebastian keep doing what you are doing
sorry to hear that Kelly-- may justice and Karma prevail for you-- I don't have anything on that level, but depression/ insomnia--- guys like Sebastian make life bearable--- Laughter is good medicine. May God Bless You, and watch over you- always.
His delivery is so good. With his Italian good looks and heritage..his act is perfect. All his RUclips clips are hilarious. He's from suburban Chicago btw.
i love how his imitation of the american family -- accent, etc -- is the same as black or hispanic comic's. goes to show- it's not racism.. or a black or spanish vs "white people" thing. it's a cultural commentary.
"birds, squirrels, racoons, murdered, all over the property." Neighbor: "Have you seen our cat?" Dad: "Nah, we haven't seen shit!" Little brother: "Does it like bologna?"
I'm a huge fan wish he had a special on HBO where can I find full special on him. I first saw him do a doorbell routine he might be top 3 funniest out right now. love his stuff
My parents are Sicilian and I can't stop laughing and watching this guy 🤣😂 so funny. It's might sound funny 🤣 but I can strongly relate to what he's joking about having parents that are Sicilian.. It's wonderful to have someone like you.. making jokes of our upbringing. God bless you.
This guy is one of a kind, just like the few really great one's, Red Skelton, Jerry Lewis, George Carlin and Robin Williams just to name a few. I have yet to see anything he has done that is not non-stop belly laughs for me! Dude even helped me get through the Coronovirus Stay home time because laughter really does heal a lot of negative energy!
Can everyone stop saying that Sebastian has a New York accent?! He's from Arlington Heights, Chicago and he has an Italian-American Chicago accent. It clearly says it in his biography. As a non-American I can tell the difference between a Italian New York accent and a Italian Chicago accent. The difference is Sebastian pronounces his r's in words like "garbage, part, yard, etc.", whereas Italian New Yorkers they would pronounce 'gawhbage, pawht, yawhd, etc.'.
SM is hilarious and I like the fact that he doesn’t overly use profanity in his skits, because when he does, it makes the joke that much funnier and takes you by surprise!🤣🤣🤣
Its sad to me; their almost complete lack of connection with nature. People from poor areas in the south still saw nature as something to fight against and conquer. Friend of mine from Calabria was like that; Round-up everywhere.
God can I ever relate..lmao...😂🤣😂🤣..we had it all. Even herbs like thyme, basil, oregano..peach, pear and figs galore..that's EXACTLY how my dad treated things, even people..lmao..😂🤣💋❤👍
When someone ask me how I’m getting through these times, I refer them to this brilliant Sicilian/Italian man. I’m choosing him over alcohol. Thanks Mr. Maniscalco
I was trying to make my wife and 2 kids laugh at a Mexican food place tonight and noticed I was stealing Sebastian's mannerisms. They were dying laughing. Love you sabastian, you're a funny mother Fword
I can so relate on so many levels. My Italian father used to breed canaries to sell to Pet shops back in the 70's and 80's. Built a good size house that was secure for the breeding in the backyard for the summers. He'd trap the stray cats in Have a Heart traps because he didn't want any nonsense going on. Watched him dozens of times literally just throw the cats into a fucking potato sack, tie it up and throw it into the trunk of the car where he'd let them out in Manhattan at night when he went to work. Cats were most likely - "where the fuck am I?" My sister would tell him "You're hurting them and taking them away from their family." He would say, in his broken English, "Whaa? Yeah so?" Old school Italians didn't fuck around with their shit and weren't politically correct!
Iain Canzano My grandfather did white dove releases, had a coop in the backyard. Then he sold canaries after that. He had a huge bamboo stick he wound together with ducktape, and he would wave it around the yard to call the birds back in the coop. Both my grandfather's built decks in the backyard.... Different breed of men.
Same with my italian father ..he has a garden with one dog and one cat , the cat is always giving birth but the kittens use to disappear, and i don't think he releases them somewhere else. The dog is good as long as he dosn't bother the chickens
Yep, Italian version of orkin right there. Lol. My grandfather shot at a hawk or a falcon once to protect his pigeons. Didn't even use antifreeze, just shot at them.
I live in Italy and Italians don't go around murdering animals. I can't speak for American Italian but not in Italy. Italy is pretty animal friendly. My dad born in Italy and very big on animal rights and he was born in 1920s and is very old school.
@@moniquemonicat yeah, I didn't like the story. My father's family came from Sicily and they grew all of their own food and I just don't like stories about killing lots of animals. Even if it's said in humor.
"Why Papa, why" lol
Cuz it eats the intestins...thass why!
LMAO
HAHAHA
Now go get the anti freeze in da garage! We're gonna make a sandwich for our friend tonight!
Woke up in the morning, birds, squirrels, raccoons murdered all over the property
This guy is hilarious. I drove 4 hours from NYC to Atlantic City to see him cause of these RUclips videos. It was best show I ever seen
NYC is 2 hours from AC. Were you upstate or something?
Traffic.
Capeche??!!!!!
Ppl dont understand that 5mi in nyc is the equivalent of a 45mi drive in the suburbs. Dont get me started on the GW bridge🤢
@@voraciouschild9226 Traffic moves like a snail in NYC that getting out of NYC could take 2 hours itself.
Meh, I drove from Ocean County to JFK for work for years and it never really took longer than 2.5 hrs at most and that’s with Belt Parkway traffic.
This guy is the best. His facial expressions. Voice. Physicality. Brilliant.
"Birds, squirrels, raccoons. Murdered all over the property" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Have you seen our cat?"
"Nope! We ain't seen shit! You like bologna?"
I needed a good laugh, this is a great bit
Yeah that’s what he said
Trying not to have co-workers see me laughing at my desk as I watched this bit.
@@abcdxyz925 .
His face when he says picked it off the tree is OUTRAGEOUS
Outrageously funny
off the TREE!!
@@squeet6831 😂🤣😂🤣😂
I've seen this an unhealthy amount of times. That line still gets me every time.
Jayme, I don't know how or why, but when I read your comment I read it in my coworker's voice, who is also named Jayme, and I just start laughing. I don't know why I find it so funny. I can literally picture my coworker, Jayme, yelling the word "outrageous" and it kills me
"Have you seen our cat!? NAAA, we haven't seen shit!!" LOL
GMENALLDAY76 😂😂😂
GMENALLDAY76 Does it like BOLOGNA!!!??? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
GMENALLDAY76 😂😂😂😂😂😂
What are you 12 years old? Grow up!
Coming from an Italian family with a garden I can say this is 100% pure gold. So relatable for me. I've never laughed so hard than I did when I watched this guy on Netflix
I love his comedy routines, but when he gets to his Sicilian background these are hysterically funny/can't stop laughing.
My buddy introduced me to SM comedy last year. We went and saw him live in Tampa in November. Funniest and most underrated comedian in the business. His delivery is like no other lol
Second only to Bryan Callen
"We had a family meeting"...😂😭😂
Every story he tells is exactly my life growing up in Greece! Much love to him and all the Sicilians.
Lots of love from Sicily ❤❤❤
"We sent a message." So funny.
"Have you seen our cat?! NAH we haven't seen shit!!" 😂😂
Laughed for hours on that.....Haven't seen shit :)
Laugh my ass off
Will Ferrell acceptance speech for mark twain award
😂😂😂
The best comedian right now is him.
I'll agree with that.
Agreed, it's his time
Chris Ghanbari one of the best.
Sebastian is good but bill burr is number one
Best is subjective. He does have very unique pantomime/ observational like style.
This guy is hilarious his gestures is what makes him so funny.
"We Sent A Message"....Priceless
“Have you seen my cat?”
“No, does he like baloney? We ain’t seen •••!” 😂🤣😂
Shit.. he said cat? I heard kid. 🤣
@@pitchblack.nemesis That's evening funnier you heard kid.
@@frankthetank1369 😂😂😂
I must have watched this routine through over a dozen times with family and friends; and I always crack up during this portion. It’s friggin’ priceless!
" Coz it eats the intestines, that's why "
“Listen, we ain’t playin around with our zucchinis um K?” LMAO 🤣
Love Seb's comedy. So much emotion in his delivery!
My father was Sicilian and he was EXACTLY the same! He murdered any and all animals that went near his plants . This is so spot on.
He's the funniest guy I've ever heard! We need to see more of him, please!!
From a technical comedic perspective, every word of every delivery he has in this entire bit is absolutely perfect. The timing, the articulation, etc....perfect.
"Antifreeze makes it clear...we ain't foolin around with our Zucchinis"...now THAT should be on a T-Shirt. Thanks again, Sebastian, for helping to keep us all Sane during this Covid Crisis. Hope to see you Live when the World returns to some semblance of normal. ✌️❤️from🇨🇦
Don't hold your breath
and post (semi-post?) COVID too!
Thank you for your comedy! I suffer from major depressive disorder and PTSD from surviving a very violent assault. It has been very difficult and your comedy has been one of the things that has really been getting me through these dark times. I usually wouldn't openly say something like that, but I really wanted to thank you. I am sure there are other people like me with depression whom you are giving the only laugh in the day. I just you to know how much good you are putting out there into the world. Plus how many laughs you are giving. PS it's just shows your talent if you could get someone who is so depressed to laugh thank you so much Sebastian keep doing what you are doing
Kelly O'Connor glad you found something to brighten your day. Laughter is really good for the soul.
Lucy Samuels thank you! You are such a loving soul
Nobody gives a fuck (in Sebastian Maniscalco's voice)
Rudy Bosquez fuck you, rudy. Here, I made you a bologna sandwich...
sorry to hear that Kelly-- may justice and Karma prevail for you-- I don't have anything on that level, but depression/ insomnia--- guys like Sebastian make life bearable--- Laughter is good medicine. May God Bless You, and watch over you- always.
I love his OK's "Ehh-kaa"
His delivery is so good. With his Italian good looks and heritage..his act is perfect. All his RUclips clips are hilarious. He's from suburban Chicago btw.
We're gonna make a sandwich for our friends tonight
That's the most mafia thing I've ever heard.
I'll make them a sandwich they can't refuse
i love how his imitation of the american family -- accent, etc -- is the same as black or hispanic comic's. goes to show- it's not racism.. or a black or spanish vs "white people" thing. it's a cultural commentary.
roald dahl duh.
So can a white comedian imitate a black family with no problem?!
I believe they have, don't count me on it though.
Lol m8 no one said it was racist
Probably not but you know that just how it goes
I live for these clips! Should I keep begging for this special on dvd?!?!
I watched this four times in a row! So relatable to my dad. Such a great skit!
Can’t believe I never heard of this guy now I can’t stop watching all his videos absolutely hilarious
Couldn’t sleep. So I grabbed my phone just to hear this bit. Ahhhhh. Much better. Tks Sebastian. Night all.
does it like bologna?
😂😂😂
BEST COMEDIAN I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE! SEBASTIAN IS THE FUNNIEST GUY IN THE WORLD. PUTS EVERYONE ELSE TO ABSOLUTE SHAME!!!!!!!!!!!!
Omg.... I've seen this a 100 times!!! 🤣 It brings tears to my eyes.... I, laugh so hard!!! This was this father!!! 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
This has to be my favorite story of his EVER
My new favorite comic. We live by the same rules of life.
This small clip had me laughing so hard...!!!. And the worst part, I was sitting on the toilet listening to it....😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣
I laughed so hard i farted yo 💨😷😂
🤣🤣🤣big deal...we have a family meeting lol.
"Have you seen our cat? "We ain't seen shit!"
"birds, squirrels, racoons, murdered, all over the property."
Neighbor: "Have you seen our cat?"
Dad: "Nah, we haven't seen shit!"
Little brother: "Does it like bologna?"
I'm a huge fan wish he had a special on HBO where can I find full special on him. I first saw him do a doorbell routine he might be top 3 funniest out right now. love his stuff
He has 2 specials on Netflix! Would definitely be worth setting up a netflix account just for him. Lovehim
+Siobhan Cronin thanks
He's got a new special out October first on showtime
OMG I've watched "Aren't you Embarrassed" like 100 times... it's 1 hour of awesomeness.. !!!
tony tarheel he was part of Vince Vaughn Wild West comedy tour. Check it out!
My parents are Sicilian and I can't stop laughing and watching this guy 🤣😂 so funny.
It's might sound funny 🤣 but I can strongly relate to what he's joking about having parents that are Sicilian..
It's wonderful to have someone like you.. making jokes of our upbringing.
God bless you.
This guy is one of a kind, just like the few really great one's, Red Skelton, Jerry Lewis, George Carlin and Robin Williams just to name a few. I have yet to see anything he has done that is not non-stop belly laughs for me! Dude even helped me get through the Coronovirus Stay home time because laughter really does heal a lot of negative energy!
"Naa! We haven't seen shit!" 😂😂😂
Sebastian M. reminds me of my uncle Anthony way he talks n acts lol
“We sent a message” 😆
If anything can get me through this lock down its this guy
I recently started watching this comedian gotta say what I breath of fresh air.keep it up👍🏽
Can everyone stop saying that Sebastian has a New York accent?! He's from Arlington Heights, Chicago and he has an Italian-American Chicago accent. It clearly says it in his biography. As a non-American I can tell the difference between a Italian New York accent and a Italian Chicago accent. The difference is Sebastian pronounces his r's in words like "garbage, part, yard, etc.", whereas Italian New Yorkers they would pronounce 'gawhbage, pawht, yawhd, etc.'.
Best ones are the Italian dudes from N’Yawk who insist he’s from Brooklyn. “Like, I can tell, y’know?”
SM is hilarious and I like the fact that he doesn’t overly use profanity in his skits, because when he does, it makes the joke that much funnier and takes you by surprise!🤣🤣🤣
ahh good old italians. My grandpop would pour gasoline on ant hills.
Mix some dishing liquid in a big pot of boiling water and pour it on the anthill area. 2, maybe 3 x. Done.
my dad is of english descent and does the same thing, i don't think that's an "italianism"
My dad did that too!🤷🏽♀️😆🤦🏽♀️
Its sad to me; their almost complete lack of connection with nature. People from poor areas in the south still saw nature as something to fight against and conquer. Friend of mine from Calabria was like that; Round-up everywhere.
Regina George my grandfather put it in the rabbit holes
Love your animated body language...youre awesome
“We’re not playing around with our zucchinis”!🤣😂🤣
God can I ever relate..lmao...😂🤣😂🤣..we had it all. Even herbs like thyme, basil, oregano..peach, pear and figs galore..that's EXACTLY how my dad treated things, even people..lmao..😂🤣💋❤👍
you're the best.....so much like my husband and his buddies from upstate NY!
You PICKED it OFF the TREEEEEE!! LOL!!!
This is by far 1 of the greatest skits ever......I know of many stories like these
His facial expressions, his whole demeanor cracks me up!!! His delivery is AMAZING! 😂
When someone ask me how I’m getting through these times, I refer them to this brilliant Sicilian/Italian man. I’m choosing him over alcohol. Thanks Mr. Maniscalco
Watch Sebastian And his Antics on Stage with You Tube Over and Over!...Belly Laugh Every Time!!
Some of the best comedy ever!
I love how he says string bean. The ok at the end is great too. Absolutely love this guy. Where can you find his tour schedule???
Love Sebastain
💚🇮🇹🇮🇹♥️💪💪
I was trying to make my wife and 2 kids laugh at a Mexican food place tonight and noticed I was stealing Sebastian's mannerisms. They were dying laughing. Love you sabastian, you're a funny mother Fword
Something was nibblin' on my father's tomatoes ok, it was a big deal, we had a family meeting about it.🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😅😅😅😆😆😆
I like how he doesn’t swear much, so that when he does, it has more impact.
Your fantastic!
buddy77587 His fantastic what?
Seeing him live tomorrow night!!! Can't WAIT!!!!
Neighbors: "Have you seen our cat?"
Sebastian: "Does it like bologna?"
*Nah, we haven't seen sh*t!*
This reminds me so much of my grandfather
OMGGGGG I CRIED, LAUGHED AND a tiny fart came out... YOU ARE SOO FUNNNNNY!!! DYINGGGGG
This is one of my favorite bits of yours!
I can so relate on so many levels. My Italian father used to breed canaries to sell to Pet shops back in the 70's and 80's. Built a good size house that was secure for the breeding in the backyard for the summers. He'd trap the stray cats in Have a Heart traps because he didn't want any nonsense going on. Watched him dozens of times literally just throw the cats into a fucking potato sack, tie it up and throw it into the trunk of the car where he'd let them out in Manhattan at night when he went to work. Cats were most likely - "where the fuck am I?" My sister would tell him "You're hurting them and taking them away from their family." He would say, in his broken English, "Whaa? Yeah so?" Old school Italians didn't fuck around with their shit and weren't politically correct!
This is gold!
Iain Canzano
My grandfather did white dove releases, had a coop in the backyard. Then he sold canaries after that. He had a huge bamboo stick he wound together with ducktape, and he would wave it around the yard to call the birds back in the coop. Both my grandfather's built decks in the backyard.... Different breed of men.
Same with my italian father ..he has a garden with one dog and one cat , the cat is always giving birth but the kittens use to disappear, and i don't think he releases them somewhere else. The dog is good as long as he dosn't bother the chickens
He's the best!
Papa...Full on cold gangsta!!! Daaaaamn!
The noise he makes for picking an apple off a tree omg LOL
Hahahaha
My god I love you brother best comedian out there by far
Absolutely love this wonderfully funny guy. He is brilliantly funny
I loved this guy in Night At the Roxbury.
“We sent a message” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Bada-bing-bada-boom! 😂😂😂😂😂
You picked it off the tree.😅😂🤣😅😂🤣😅😂🤣😅😂🤣😅😂🤣Hilarious!
Have you seen our cat?
NAAAAAAH.. We Ain't Seen Shit!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Omg I love this man! Antifreeze makes it clear bahahaha
Laughed so hard at this
This is the funniest clip of sebastian
Yep, Italian version of orkin right there. Lol. My grandfather shot at a hawk or a falcon once to protect his pigeons. Didn't even use antifreeze, just shot at them.
Nancy Ricotta 🤣😂😂😂 I understand that!
I live in Italy and Italians don't go around murdering animals. I can't speak for American Italian but not in Italy. Italy is pretty animal friendly. My dad born in Italy and very big on animal rights and he was born in 1920s and is very old school.
@@moniquemonicat yeah, I didn't like the story. My father's family came from Sicily and they grew all of their own food and I just don't like stories about killing lots of animals. Even if it's said in humor.
I just love this guy. I am Greek, and we operate in a very similar way, so this guy when he talks I just feel like he is narrating my life lol
One of my favorite skits
I saw all of his material he’s amazing, I can’t wait for his new material 😂😂😂
Love this guy
Damnit.. every time I bite into an apple..I'm seeing Sebastian go "you picked it off the tree!!!"🍎
Sebastian you are awesome.........thank you, I love this it reminds me of our famil
'Nah...we haven't seen shit!' 😂😂😂 'does it like bologna?' 😂😂
I am CRYING!!! 😂😂😂
Love this one
We’re not playing with our zucchinis. Hahshshshshshshshhahahahahahah
Love him omg!!! I'm dying of laughter
I'm in tears.