LMAOO I got in tears about the napkins and as a black person that is sooo true! Go to a resturant you request more napkins or u get mad as hell when they forget the napkins....spares go between the seats or glove compartment.
I m like that with napkins at IHOP......they're so soft! Once I was at Home Depot. They made me wait over an hour before I got assistance. There was a wonderful box of tissue on the desk. I grabbed to my heart's content.
I remember seeing a comedian from BET in the early 2000s who did the whole “writing the jokes down and reading them out to the crowd” schtick I feel like this guy made it big ripping him off. Wish I could remember his name
When I first watched this I didnt know about Nipsey hustle like that, I heard of him but I wasn’t listening to his music, but seeing Deon talking bout Crenshaw now that Nipsey is dead
He could've added more to that red jeep joke....by saying i just started running all the red lights and stop signs cause i aint wanna get shot just by being in the presence of anything red
@AO3PR4L HAHA. I swear to God, as soon as this video stopped, I start hearin my sister talkin on the phone in the other room, sayin "You know what I'm talkin bout. That one restaurant with the really nice napkins over there by Fairfax."
He used the napkins one on alot of his stand up, but its true tho! my car is loaded with napkins in the glove compartment!! Im crying this dude know he be on it!
SweetBrwnSuga what's messed up about that, i got stacks of napkins in my glove compartment from "premium" fast food places: FatBurger napkins, Jimmy John's napkins, Freddy's Steakburgers and Custard napkins, Chipottle, In and Out, Red Robin and shyt
HE STILL ROCKIN DAT DAMN GUCCI BELT
Rue lol he said he ain't wasting $300
🤣🤣
Tha Taurus 😂
IM CRYING BECAUSE I HAVE A BAL OF NAPKINS IN MY POCKET RIGHT NOW 😂😂😂😂
guilty of the napkin thing 😂
Me too! Never thought about it.
I have so many napkins and just thought everybody did it.
everybody does.
Omk
"let me get a flock of vodka", who thinks of this stuff!?! 😅 the funniest thing I've heard in a while!
Man this guy is good. That 'bursting eyes' facial expressions alone make you laugh hard.
he is funny, his eyes tells all his jokes........
Brilliant napkin joke. Dead on observation.
I got napkins on stacks LOL...
LMAOO I got in tears about the napkins and as a black person that is sooo true! Go to a resturant you request more napkins or u get mad as hell when they forget the napkins....spares go between the seats or glove compartment.
deon is so hilarious. just one of the best
I agree and you're so pretty
LMAO when he said the napkins joke, I looked at the stack that was right beside me...
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
9 years later those napkins must of came through when toilet paper was short
that last bit about the frowning was brilliant.
"A flock of Vodka." Bahahahaha. I love Deon Cole. I'd never seen this routine. Thanks for posting!
How does he not have his own netflix standup? Hes so damn funny!!
He does
OMG, I love napkins too! I have a bunch in my purse right now! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I keep stacks in my glove compartment 😭
When e said the napkin joke, it reminded me of my mom right away...
That holding the frown thing has happened to me at least 7 times.
example of what happens with a great comedian and a great crowd
He predicted toilet paper shortage
Good material, my first time hearing him in concert. Always see him in movies.
the gang joke lmao
Word play is on point.
I take so many napkins it's pretty much a whole tree
bondovwvw guilty as charged my honor
Checks each joke off his list 😅😆😭😎
Who's guilty of napkin snactchin'?
Yoooooo
Deon is one of the best! 100%
Im white, and have been known to cop some free napkins. Lol
Krissie Clark
Wendy's used to have some good, high quality napkins, not any more
Lol. Hilarious Krissie!
This reminded me Im almost out of napkins in my car.
I take napkins from wherever, whenever! 💯 Stacks, if possible! 😹
his slower delivery is funnier
I can relate to the napkins because Im like they are rather expensive just to be used and thrown away! Lol!
Lmao. "UGGGHH" *scrunches up his face* rofl
South Koreans love napkins also.
Lol
i got a stack of napkins in my pocket right now
never heard of the napkin thing before but that's exactly what i do. i take a whole bunch of napkins, i dont know why
1:53 he predicted the future
"Let me get a flock o' vodka.
In fact, my glove box is their home. Bahahahahaha
I am COMPLETELY guilty of the "napkin stealing" in fact, I hated when the restaurants had the name of it on the napkins😂
table be full of used napkins,,,
chipotle has the best napkins! lol
lol!!!!!!!!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣
The Next level Dj.m.smooth
That napkin shot is true.
LMAOOO I LUV DEON!!!
Grey geeseses lmao
That’s how I am about straws.
I contain myself around napkins, but a clean stack is is sexy tho.
Grey geese 😂😂😂😂 I'm done.lol
I never realized the napkin thing but its true.
he sorta looks like Denzel Washington lol
napkin thing is sooo true.
funny listeting to this in toiler paper pandemic lol
Napkins 💯 True 🤣
LMA0000 that napkin shit so fuckin on point
This guy should be in the movies.
Damn i just noticed i do that with NAPKINS
I m like that with napkins at IHOP......they're so soft!
Once I was at Home Depot. They made me wait over an hour before I got assistance. There was a wonderful box of tissue on the desk. I grabbed to my heart's content.
I remember seeing a comedian from BET in the early 2000s who did the whole “writing the jokes down and reading them out to the crowd” schtick I feel like this guy made it big ripping him off. Wish I could remember his name
We like it free and clean
Love Napkins
that is a comedians dream crowd
Im black and I ain't gonna lie, I LOVE NAPKINS!
When I first watched this I didnt know about Nipsey hustle like that, I heard of him but I wasn’t listening to his music, but seeing Deon talking bout Crenshaw now that Nipsey is dead
shiiiit, I'm white and I love me some Napkins!
Im convinced that after deon did the conan show, conan gave him a writer job
Shit I do run outta toilet paper 🤣
I just discovered this guy on a station. He did a joke called "Jack Off" and I'm looking for that one so I can send the link to my friend.
12 lights😂😂😂
He could've added more to that red jeep joke....by saying i just started running all the red lights and stop signs cause i aint wanna get shot just by being in the presence of anything red
How you gonna rewrite his joke to what would be funny for you to laugh at?🤣😑 Who does that?🤣🤣🤣
@@sheamarcelle like foreal tho 🤣🤣
@OtterMilitia he been doing that notebook shit since day 1 when i saw him on comic view
we gotta keep our hands clean y'all
I'm guilty of taking napkins
@AO3PR4L HAHA. I swear to God, as soon as this video stopped, I start hearin my sister talkin on the phone in the other room, sayin "You know what I'm talkin bout. That one restaurant with the really nice napkins over there by Fairfax."
MRWEDAWEST lol
We love napkins 🤣🤣🤣
that is so true they take all the napkins
he looks so high at the beginning lol
For a second there, I thought he was Paul Pierce.
I got a stack of napkins on drawer rn.
a smile like that will get you laid... wish i had a smile like that lol
Flock of vodka!!! Hahahahahahahaha!!!
Flock 'a vodka!
hahahaha "we love napkins"
Kitchen? How do you know it wasn't the bathroom! :-)
i did i did steal a napkin omg!
Lee Camp used the same notebook idea
Balllllllllllllllllz Deeeeeeeeeep (Y) BAHAHAHAHAHA
HBO Special!!! PLEASE!
Is he testing out jokes? What is he writing?
a flock of vodka...i like it
Flocka Vodka!
Soon as she leave I'm taken all them napkins lmfao
dat nigga did it doe
thats my boy
He reused the first joke on Conan.
He used the napkins one on alot of his stand up, but its true tho! my car is loaded with napkins in the glove compartment!!
Im crying this dude know he be on it!
Comedians reuse jokes all the time
SweetBrwnSuga
what's messed up about that, i got stacks of napkins in my glove compartment from "premium" fast food places:
FatBurger napkins, Jimmy John's napkins, Freddy's Steakburgers and Custard napkins, Chipottle, In and Out, Red Robin and shyt
Handful of chipotle napkins upon every visit 😂😂🤣🤣
11 years!? Wow...
A flock of vodka lmao
I got more napkins then money
Deon Cole need to do some shit for j cole
Holy shit! i do like napkins!