DeRay Davis - Don't Call Mom - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored

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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

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  • @standup
    @standup 5 лет назад +76

    Think your family is messed up? Think again. Watch comedians share their most ridiculous family stories on “This Is Not Happening:” ruclips.net/p/PLD7nPL1U-R5pgIBSOJV-fL4uIWR-DZbfI

    • @ladydva6841
      @ladydva6841 4 года назад

      My turn!! 🙋I cannot wait to share my real life stories. Horrifically funny. Judge for yourself. 🤗

    • @beisypizarro8964
      @beisypizarro8964 3 года назад

      @@ladydva6841 ,~`~`

    • @Burning_Babylon
      @Burning_Babylon 3 года назад +1

      Pls stop these intros. If you added a skip into button . Analytics would show 9 out of ten will press it

  • @yaipr12pr40
    @yaipr12pr40 6 лет назад +1156

    DeRay has been a underrated comic for the longest.. he funny as fk 😂😂😂

    • @jacobwalls452
      @jacobwalls452 6 лет назад +3

      YaiPR12 PR this story sucked though

    • @jacobwalls452
      @jacobwalls452 6 лет назад +4

      Chuk Stek I just didn't think it was that funny of a story...maybe it was his delivery

    • @yellowdart6666
      @yellowdart6666 6 лет назад

      i got cds!!! dvds!!!! hey!!! where is my uterus!!! lol.

    • @spettit2011
      @spettit2011 6 лет назад +1

      Jacob it is his delivery. Fast speech with terrible body language.

    • @HH-gv8mx
      @HH-gv8mx 6 лет назад

      I thought it was funny AF. A very similar thing happened to me-- but I ended up goin to jail. Best advice is to cut rug and run like hell because that arrest stays on your record forever! Even if it's only for a $20 pair of gloves that charge will haunt you with every future job prospect, nursing school, etc etc

  • @DaRealH2
    @DaRealH2 6 лет назад +855

    Sad part about this story is that it's true...funny part about this story, is that it's true!

    • @tiptip5491
      @tiptip5491 5 лет назад +2

      Right!

    • @angelgomez965
      @angelgomez965 5 лет назад +6

      That's what comedy is man find the humor is the fucked up situations

    • @Deenique16
      @Deenique16 5 лет назад +3

      @Sundiata Keita he actually talks about it in Interviews. One of his first sexual experiences was with an older woman when he was child. Shame.

    • @davismatseas9766
      @davismatseas9766 5 лет назад

      Sundiata Keita partially true probably

    • @whousingthisyeahbuddy8742
      @whousingthisyeahbuddy8742 5 лет назад

      NeickhaSuPRA that’s so sad that’s child molestation

  • @lailariley469
    @lailariley469 5 лет назад +251

    “Why you stealing anyway, I work for the CITY”
    “Well I don’t know that because you don’t pay child support”💀

  • @CidsReality
    @CidsReality 6 лет назад +1896

    "Why ain't you tell your momma!?"
    "OK, I'll tell her, but I'm giving her your new number"
    "I'M ON MY WAY!"
    😂😂😂 this man is hilarious

  • @permafrost0979
    @permafrost0979 6 лет назад +1370

    Omg, so many layers to this story, lol! Juvenile delinquency, deadbeat dads, blended families, talent jeopardized by poverty. Could a been tragic but it was hilarious!

    • @permafrost0979
      @permafrost0979 6 лет назад +105

      Merlin D. Wizzard really? That's all you got from this story? Nothing about him running track in winter boots, or the interactions with his parents, the absurdity of being accused of stealing "snickers" for some reason, the horror of his uncle gifting him crack instead of money, the casual way they got s crack addict to help them in exchange for drugs? It's all sad and disturbing, but it's in the past and he turned out ok. Tragedy plus time, man.

    • @lolitahendrix402
      @lolitahendrix402 6 лет назад +10

      Perma Frost 😊

    • @Potentialaj
      @Potentialaj 6 лет назад +22

      Perma Frost exactly!! It's a blessing Deray had made it so far!!!

    • @crystal11507
      @crystal11507 6 лет назад +38

      Of course you know nothing of. Poverty. His mom was a crack head and would talk down to him. He had a pretty fucked up life. People steal who don’t have any thing. Who don’t have parents to rely on, no money. If you don’t understand this you are a fucking dummy. People with silver spoons don’t have to steal because they easily get this shit with out asking. That’s privilege.

    • @janesmith7346
      @janesmith7346 5 лет назад +3

      Laughter thru the tears😢😃😶

  • @CrimeSheTyped
    @CrimeSheTyped 6 лет назад +529

    This was actually really good and he wasn’t forcing any extra cursing or vulgar language which is always impressive a lot of comedians over do it with that stuff just for the culture and it starts sounding corny

    • @jmalibu7617
      @jmalibu7617 5 лет назад +1

      Crime.She.Typed true that

    • @thottydagod457
      @thottydagod457 5 лет назад +6

      Joey Diaz does it...but i promise its natural as fuck for him.. thats bgh his personality

    • @nismokali
      @nismokali 5 лет назад +3

      Thotty DaGod It’s funny that you said that cause he’s the first person that I thought of when I read this comment. That’s how he talks but sometimes he over does it and it’s not as funny.

    • @thottydagod457
      @thottydagod457 5 лет назад +3

      @@nismokali I normally get past it..because I know he isnt forcing it even though it seems like it

  • @brysonpotter8486
    @brysonpotter8486 6 лет назад +489

    Best part is when he said I’m give mom your new number 😂

    • @msthang5366
      @msthang5366 6 лет назад +5

      Bryson Potter NERP!!🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂

    • @Potentialaj
      @Potentialaj 6 лет назад +14

      Bryson Potter HELL YES!!! He was smart ass hell!!!

  • @chiquishaf
    @chiquishaf 6 лет назад +67

    One of my favorite comedians in this generation

  • @seananomie
    @seananomie 6 лет назад +232

    Great story. After the snicker's accusation, I spent the rest of the piece on the edge of my seat waiting to see if he would get away with the shoes. :D

  • @alexmandabach7203
    @alexmandabach7203 6 лет назад +51

    DeRay telling stories is when he's at his best!!

  • @pauldavisjr.3284
    @pauldavisjr.3284 6 лет назад +565

    So what i've learned from this video is that everyone was afraid of DeRay's mom.😂😂😂

    • @AkaFigga
      @AkaFigga 6 лет назад +39

      The joke is: niggas who don't pay child support will do anything to avoid contact with the mother of the child, so he went to pick up DeRay no matter what.

    • @egleliubiniene7281
      @egleliubiniene7281 5 лет назад

      @@charlesgordon5156 yu8

    • @sancam8554
      @sancam8554 5 лет назад

      @@AkaFigga food for thought

    • @Netherwolf6100
      @Netherwolf6100 5 лет назад +3

      In the early 90's and before, everyone was scared of black moms. Now, not to much because most hood moms suck these days...

  • @austindorf83
    @austindorf83 6 лет назад +2493

    DeRay looks like a much happier Ice Cube

  • @REDRUMSTJAMES
    @REDRUMSTJAMES 6 лет назад +570

    NAH!! U WAIT ON UR DADDY U DON'T KNOW 🤣😂😆

    • @msthang5366
      @msthang5366 6 лет назад +9

      RED RUM ST.JAMES THAT KILT ME

  • @AE-ix2iz
    @AE-ix2iz 5 лет назад +27

    “Naw you wait on yo daddy you don’t know”
    😂

  • @chrismoreno2394
    @chrismoreno2394 6 лет назад +202

    DeRay's getto life stories are the best.

    • @Potentialaj
      @Potentialaj 6 лет назад +4

      Chris Moreno I've never listened to his stand up. He had stories more ghetto than this??? I don't think I can fucking take it

    • @ericag5346
      @ericag5346 5 лет назад +4

      @@Potentialaj considering you can spell ghetto I think you can handle it 😉

    • @calisongbird
      @calisongbird 5 лет назад

      Chris Moreno *ghetto

  • @bhocolatebhipbookie3967
    @bhocolatebhipbookie3967 6 лет назад +139

    DeRay has always been hilarious, and he's fine!!

  • @blinkth3dog
    @blinkth3dog 5 лет назад +14

    "You wait on your daddy you don't know" under rated line

  • @lr8719
    @lr8719 6 лет назад +922

    "Crackhead will pull off..."
    "YEP!"

    • @taniyagreen5380
      @taniyagreen5380 5 лет назад +5

      l r he ought to know cuz he was a crack baby

    • @courtneyclark286
      @courtneyclark286 5 лет назад +15

      I heard that too lmbo i was like, how does that audience member know? Lololol

    • @BRENENHARRIS
      @BRENENHARRIS 4 года назад +2

      Courtney Clark we all grew up the same lmaoo

  • @ILOVEMARILYNMANSON89
    @ILOVEMARILYNMANSON89 6 лет назад +72

    I don't condone stealing, but he earned those shoes lol.

  • @JFL92989
    @JFL92989 6 лет назад +208

    Laughing about incredibly sad circumstances.

    • @JAVONEETHEMOMMY
      @JAVONEETHEMOMMY 5 лет назад +12

      John that's comedy

    • @klounpound6945
      @klounpound6945 3 года назад

      Tf was sad about it. It's not like a puppy had it's eyeball ripped out.

    • @vibewithkey4350
      @vibewithkey4350 3 года назад

      @@klounpound6945 His uncle gave him crack to sell.

    • @klounpound6945
      @klounpound6945 3 года назад

      @@vibewithkey4350 that's not sad tho. It's a shitty situation sure. But not sad.

    • @vibewithkey4350
      @vibewithkey4350 3 года назад

      @@klounpound6945 Sadness is subjective, I'm not particularly sad about it but it is a fucked up situation and I understand why someone will be sad hearing that. You're teaching a kid it's okay to sell crack, that can fuck up his future.

  • @antwaingray7707
    @antwaingray7707 6 лет назад +41

    Chicago has some of the funniest comedians

  • @howardwayne8288
    @howardwayne8288 5 лет назад +63

    "Why you didn't tell yo mama?..."
    -"Alright.... I'ma tell her..... But I'ma give her yo new number....."
    -"I'M ON MY WAY!!!!"
    😂😂😂😂

  • @JevityRecords
    @JevityRecords 6 лет назад +4

    Deray my favorite and im glad i got to tell him myself when i met him in person when he was still an upcoming comedian. He stood outside and entertained the crowd coming in, and dapped you up and spoke like anybody you know from the block. Real ass cool cat

  • @dizzyformayor9898
    @dizzyformayor9898 6 лет назад +90

    Very underrated comic!

  • @ConTrollerNorth2
    @ConTrollerNorth2 6 лет назад +17

    Proud to say, he's Chicago's very own. Get'em DeRaY!

  • @dennesey
    @dennesey 6 лет назад +12

    Never thought I'd see Double D here! Always a good time!!

  • @sr_chunli
    @sr_chunli 6 лет назад +185

    He’s so funny but why is no one talking about how fine he is!

    • @deborahrichardson2014
      @deborahrichardson2014 6 лет назад +8

      Majesty ِ Girl, i am, hes too damn fine!!!

    • @laurenharris9832
      @laurenharris9832 4 года назад +9

      Cuz he BEEN fine 😂

    • @mr.m7791
      @mr.m7791 4 года назад +12

      DeRay been around for damn year 20 years. Man is over 50 years old. Women BEEN loved this dude, you just young 😂

    • @KristianMSings
      @KristianMSings 4 года назад +1

      @@mr.m7791 Lmao he’s not even 40 years old yet😂😂😂

    • @asmauzurmi7547
      @asmauzurmi7547 4 года назад +2

      @@mr.m7791 he is NOT 50.

  • @ceejejackson1909
    @ceejejackson1909 2 года назад +2

    “It hasn’t reached it’s full potential” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @deshaundozier
    @deshaundozier 6 лет назад +29

    DeRay been funny for years

  • @msfranklin2650
    @msfranklin2650 2 года назад +2

    I LOVE ME SOME DERAY HE'S ADORABLE.....HIS STORY DELIVERY IS EPIC 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

  • @marja553
    @marja553 6 лет назад +12

    Man, that is some hustle. Great story!

  • @kingayy9267
    @kingayy9267 2 года назад +1

    DeRay's friends are lucky to get to listen to him tell stories when they hang out.
    He is absolutely hilarious and has pretty eyes, too!

  • @treasuretrez7656
    @treasuretrez7656 4 года назад +1

    I JUST LOVE ME SOME DERAY!!! I THINK HE'S SO DAMN GRATEFUL AND HUMBLE. AND I LOVE THAT ABOUT HIM🖤

  • @jessicamoton7545
    @jessicamoton7545 6 лет назад +14

    His dad not being around makes me sad. Glad he's doing what he loves.

  • @CiluhStyle1
    @CiluhStyle1 4 года назад +5

    He so underrated man i love this dude

  • @harvident5703
    @harvident5703 6 лет назад +120

    I remember having to steal shoes bc we didnt have a lot of money. This is so funny to me bc I can relate on so many levels

  • @itsfreddie7132
    @itsfreddie7132 6 лет назад +79

    This is where parents mess up, the more you're stingy towards your child the worse they will turn out, my guardians quit giving me money when I was 13 and when you live in London it's not possible to get a job, so I went into drug dealing and it lead to worse shit and almost cost me my life and freedom. Here's a tip, there's a difference between spooling and depriving your kids of everything.

    • @itsfreddie7132
      @itsfreddie7132 6 лет назад +8

      Spoiling*

    • @jahneastanfield2662
      @jahneastanfield2662 5 лет назад +2

      🎻

    • @ShockwaveITB
      @ShockwaveITB 4 года назад +7

      It's not being stingy bro they were poor. His mom couldn't afford to give him new sneakers. I agree with you parents shouldn't be stingy, but you have to look at the context of this situation and many situations like it around the world.

    • @itsfreddie7132
      @itsfreddie7132 4 года назад +8

      @@ShockwaveITB Being poor isn't even a factor, if you're a parent and cant afford shoes, dont have a kid?

    • @ShockwaveITB
      @ShockwaveITB 4 года назад +6

      @@itsfreddie7132 You can say that but it happens all the time. Sometimes people were young, sometimes they had a comfortable life and lost their job, sometimes they don't think about that. It just happens. And when it does sometimes they can't afford shoes for extra curricula activities so that the kid can eat.

  • @music_istherapy8860
    @music_istherapy8860 6 лет назад +4

    I love these, they are so real & authentic

  • @_MissLoLo
    @_MissLoLo 6 лет назад +39

    Stole on!

  • @bosladyspatrice2246
    @bosladyspatrice2246 6 лет назад +18

    Seen DeRay before at a comedy show he is hilarious 😂

  • @nartyteek
    @nartyteek 6 лет назад +32

    I feel like he straight-up stole my childhood diary. Too relatable!

  • @danboyle116
    @danboyle116 6 лет назад +22

    That was funnier than hell. Great story.

  • @nbagrandpa2656
    @nbagrandpa2656 4 года назад +1

    "Nah, you wait on yo daddy, you don't know". DEAD!

  • @davestewart6939
    @davestewart6939 6 лет назад +29

    This Dude is so frickin funnyc

  • @jordansutton2781
    @jordansutton2781 6 лет назад +12

    I remember this guy back in the day talking about pimp proofing your house lol

  • @philsmith8306
    @philsmith8306 2 года назад +2

    DeRay is a stand-up legend 🙌

  • @TokyoKazama
    @TokyoKazama 5 лет назад +1

    Low key, one of the best story tellers in the game

  • @melikiac
    @melikiac Год назад

    Woww!! "Telling me things I don't even know" 🤣🤣🤣 Great storytelling

  • @littlesarahautism9787
    @littlesarahautism9787 6 лет назад +10

    LMFAOOOO love DeRay omg Hilarious😂😂😂😂

  • @FinessseJu
    @FinessseJu 6 лет назад +24

    Deray is underrated

  • @rafthethinker4948
    @rafthethinker4948 6 лет назад +15

    Omg best story ever 😂😂😂

  • @noemiburns6470
    @noemiburns6470 5 лет назад +10

    Even though this was so dysfunctional it made me smile cuz I felt normal for a second about my life

  • @KD-fq5yy
    @KD-fq5yy 5 лет назад +17

    Pretty sure the store knew about the “sneakers,” but that the accusation came across as “snickers.”

    • @msboss4865
      @msboss4865 5 лет назад +2

      Probably not over here in Chicago we don’t call them sneakers we call them gym shoes. He used sneakers so the audience could relate.

    • @MRWDL800
      @MRWDL800 5 лет назад +1

      Then how did he get out with them. Mmhmm

  • @mnrfrn7656
    @mnrfrn7656 6 лет назад +11

    i went on wikipedia and they saying DeRay is 50 yrs old !!!!!

  • @mrclean2022
    @mrclean2022 6 лет назад +30

    Killer story lmao! Never heard of this guy, but definitely going to check out his stand up now

    • @littlebird3167
      @littlebird3167 6 лет назад +1

      OMG his special How To Act Black is one of the funnest things I've ever seen!

    • @herpallday1284
      @herpallday1284 6 лет назад +2

      he kills it on the OG seasons of wild n out

  • @leongillespie9095
    @leongillespie9095 6 лет назад +5

    DeRay funny no matter what

  • @wvudak06
    @wvudak06 6 лет назад +21

    i worked security at kmart once just for the nostalgia, it was like being in the 90s again

    • @mrpink3630
      @mrpink3630 6 лет назад

      now its like being in a meth zombie land.

  • @bluedragonrob1
    @bluedragonrob1 6 лет назад

    THAT is how you tell a story. Well done!!!!

  • @OhhMySabina
    @OhhMySabina 6 лет назад +3

    I stan for DeRay 😂😂❤️❤️🙌🏾

  • @oz9213
    @oz9213 6 лет назад +9

    one of the best

  • @nononsense5182
    @nononsense5182 4 года назад

    That woman asking DeRay if she could do a little "sumptin"
    No, I'm not ready down there for that yet!🤣
    Good answer DeRay!!
    Glad & happy for this dude, he took his life situations and now making it work for him.
    You Rock!👌👏😉💙

  • @jamesdelcol3701
    @jamesdelcol3701 2 года назад

    I love DeRay Davis. Some funny jokes, screwin' around.

  • @nsa_80
    @nsa_80 6 лет назад +2

    Im your son!!! LMAO👏🏾👏🏾

  • @Ferbals
    @Ferbals 4 года назад +1

    Chi-Towns finest, baby! I damn love you, DeRay! Been a fan since the 90's, boo!❤

  • @huyivant5190
    @huyivant5190 4 года назад +1

    Leonard from Boondocks, they way he was explaining situations gave it away

  • @pamm5287
    @pamm5287 6 лет назад

    DeRay Is Crazy, Love Roy Wood Jr. If You Are Not Following Him On Twitter You Really Need To, He Told A Story Yesterday That Was Hilarious & One Of The Best Things I've Read In A Long Time, I Laughed So Hard I Was Crying & Peed My Pants. 🤣

  • @Domeng09
    @Domeng09 6 лет назад +6

    Soooo sad and hilarious at the same time

  • @Mook302
    @Mook302 6 лет назад +8

    That was halarious

  • @dozhadeville444
    @dozhadeville444 6 лет назад +2

    COMEDY CENTRAL BETTER GIVE OG A WHOLE SHOW

  • @MariaGarcia-vw7kj
    @MariaGarcia-vw7kj 5 лет назад +8

    Deray has the most beautiful eyes

  • @TheGituku
    @TheGituku 2 года назад

    Perfect. Congratulations D Ray, perfect set. 110% to the last second when you walked out with the shoes

  • @donettalowe9673
    @donettalowe9673 6 лет назад +15

    Lol 😂 hes the black version of Sal Volcano

  • @LacyBeee
    @LacyBeee 6 лет назад +141

    I hope Corey Holcomb gets a "This Is Not Happening" special

    • @reinaldopessoa2603
      @reinaldopessoa2603 6 лет назад +2

      LacyBeee yo that would be epic!!

    • @stashem89
      @stashem89 6 лет назад +6

      Corey Holcomb is blacklisted in th comedy circuit

    • @AshisogiiJizo
      @AshisogiiJizo 6 лет назад

      Wait, really? For what?

    • @stashem89
      @stashem89 6 лет назад +12

      Constantly calling out homosexuals in Hollywood , watch Corey holcombs 5150 show , shit is hilarious

    • @kingmidas9321
      @kingmidas9321 6 лет назад +12

      #5150NATION

  • @westwardpomonagyrl4358
    @westwardpomonagyrl4358 6 лет назад +6

    Damn all that for some Kmart skippies,Champions

  • @Wakawakatiti
    @Wakawakatiti 6 лет назад +1

    Yup this just made my week. Awesome~

  • @lugeiserot820
    @lugeiserot820 6 лет назад +25

    This is so funny

  • @brysonpotter8486
    @brysonpotter8486 6 лет назад +40

    That’s how u ask in a black house 😂😂

  • @PennyPincherSlots
    @PennyPincherSlots 6 лет назад +6

    Great story lol

  • @dunmegatate5778
    @dunmegatate5778 5 лет назад

    Deray Davis' stand up comedy be having me rolling!😆😅😆

  • @keithcrockett9954
    @keithcrockett9954 5 лет назад +47

    DeRay looks good for a 50 yr 👴🏽

  • @lolawinewinelola
    @lolawinewinelola 6 лет назад +1

    He is so FUNNY and ppl sleep on him 😂😂

  • @kylepowpow
    @kylepowpow 6 лет назад +2

    this dude had me cryiiiiing

  • @100ems-
    @100ems- 6 лет назад +28

    hilarious

  • @angelgoddessvibes5364
    @angelgoddessvibes5364 6 лет назад +9

    Chicago!

  • @slaymarie_rdh_2B
    @slaymarie_rdh_2B 6 лет назад +2

    It was funny but i felt pain too. I love Deray.

  • @PERCANGLE412
    @PERCANGLE412 5 лет назад

    Lmao DeRay kills “nigga I’m yo son”

  • @DariusJones
    @DariusJones 6 лет назад +106

    This audience is wack! They need to catch up! !

    • @natejohnson2908
      @natejohnson2908 5 лет назад +12

      Darius Jones lol they’re white that’s why 🤦🏾‍♂️😩

  • @trey964
    @trey964 2 года назад

    DERAY DAVIS BEEN FUNNY FOR YEARS

  • @Quantum_GirlE
    @Quantum_GirlE 5 лет назад +5

    I thought the only security was his family member. So how did he get caught? Maybe shift change? lol

  • @mickeyd6492
    @mickeyd6492 6 лет назад +8

    DeRay! Hilarious!

  • @DeepUndaInAmsterdam
    @DeepUndaInAmsterdam 3 года назад

    One of the greatest ever!

  • @s4mp_founder
    @s4mp_founder 6 лет назад

    Deray funny as hell even his new standup is hilarious.

  • @SmellTheLilies
    @SmellTheLilies 2 года назад

    Soooooooo much better than the hater jokes I’ve always seen him do. Love this!

  • @malehlohonolo8463
    @malehlohonolo8463 2 года назад

    "Naw, you wait on your daddy you dont know" this is so sad 😂😂

  • @deborahrichardson2014
    @deborahrichardson2014 6 лет назад

    TOTALLY UNDERATED! Funny as hell !

  • @lswilcoxon
    @lswilcoxon 5 лет назад

    His smile is.... Everything

  • @jerryperkinsjr
    @jerryperkinsjr 5 лет назад

    Imagine smoking a blunt with this nigga in the room LMAO 1 of the biggest underated comedians thus far.

  • @beingalive101
    @beingalive101 6 лет назад

    The story is so funny and so sad I'm literally crying and laughing at the same time

  • @fatmancomics
    @fatmancomics 5 лет назад

    Great story. Tragic but funny.