Steve Simeone - The Voice of God - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored

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  • Опубликовано: 8 сен 2024

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  • @standup
    @standup 5 лет назад +38

    Think your family is messed up? Think again. Watch comedians share their most ridiculous family stories on “This Is Not Happening:” ruclips.net/p/PLD7nPL1U-R5pgIBSOJV-fL4uIWR-DZbfI

    • @babd843
      @babd843 4 года назад +1

      I'm sorry to to to

    • @emanuelmuhammad6563
      @emanuelmuhammad6563 3 года назад

      I dont mean to be so off topic but does anyone know a tool to log back into an instagram account??
      I somehow forgot the account password. I appreciate any assistance you can offer me

    • @alonzojonathan2553
      @alonzojonathan2553 3 года назад

      @Emanuel Muhammad Instablaster :)

  • @delicatelypsychicflower5103
    @delicatelypsychicflower5103 5 лет назад +1113

    -"Then suicidal."
    -Audience laughs.
    -"I wish that was a joke."

    • @absurdlyy9009
      @absurdlyy9009 5 лет назад +13

      Big mood

    • @sunkid02
      @sunkid02 5 лет назад +19

      @@absurdlyy9009 i can relate smh the only i can openly talk about my problems ia by turning them into jokes so ppl dont believe they just think im dark and funny but im just crying for help

    • @sunkid02
      @sunkid02 5 лет назад +2

      @@NilemagCT thanks brother but it isn't that that holds me back.....some things shouldn't be said out loud 😕😕

    • @hautriedit9421
      @hautriedit9421 4 года назад +3

      Welcome to the U.S. that’s literally about 80% of the population at least who feels that way. Not downplaying your experience at all but that’s a very common feeling

    • @lollic307
      @lollic307 4 года назад +1

      Aw

  • @BrentBlueAllen
    @BrentBlueAllen 8 лет назад +3495

    This TED talk was great.

  • @randalltylercahoon120
    @randalltylercahoon120 8 лет назад +922

    takes a big man to tell that type story in this venue. hats off

  • @jessradcliffe1160
    @jessradcliffe1160 3 года назад +70

    I can tell he really suffered with that depression. When he said he went through a suicidal period and the audience laughed and he says "I wish that was the joke", I felt that so hard. He's a beacon of hope. Turning his sadness into comedy. Able to see the humour in shituations. I admire that, dude!

  • @dandrechesterfield5411
    @dandrechesterfield5411 8 лет назад +1838

    wow this dude is sincere. I love it

    • @The_Talking_Grill
      @The_Talking_Grill 6 лет назад +1

      D'andre Chesterfield 300th like and 1st reply

    • @harpersmith1400
      @harpersmith1400 5 лет назад

      Ikr

    • @hugoarcada
      @hugoarcada 5 лет назад

      @@The_Talking_Grill over 900 now, and just 3 replies. The average is 300 likes to a comment.
      Support your comics people!

    • @mustangjackie78
      @mustangjackie78 5 лет назад +2

      I could feel how genuine this guy was.

    • @mscir
      @mscir 4 года назад +1

      He's like a real life Stuart Smalley

  • @moeezS
    @moeezS 8 лет назад +629

    Great moral. As someone who works in mental health and is pretty much required to not judge, it's fascinating how many people you come across that turn out to be much nicer than expected.

    • @Darkmatter105
      @Darkmatter105 8 лет назад +69

      +Messofanego I was walking to my apartment at around midnight when a fully tattooed(even one on his face) huge mexican dude came walking up to me, full outfit with white tanktop dickys and bald head. He was also over 6foot, I said to myself "well I'm about to get robbed or worse" I mean really starting to freak out.......the guy got to me and asked me if I had seen his puppy..his.....puppy.......he lost his puppy during the day and had been searching for it for hours, I started to think he was trying to get me to follow him or something to rob me or worse then....the guy almost broke down in tears and I actually started to console him, all my prejudices and judgment went out the window and we both looked for about an hour till we found it under a car, little dirty but not hurt. He thanked me a hundred times with tears starting to form in his eyes, and we parted ways. I felt like a huge asshole after, for judging this guy without so much as a single word spoken between us. I assume it was his kids but either way that guy was super nice.

    • @moeezS
      @moeezS 8 лет назад +8

      Chrono105 Aww, cute story :D

    • @terryfuldsgaming7995
      @terryfuldsgaming7995 6 лет назад +13

      LazyStatic everyone needs love. Everyone. And sometimes a puppy is the only one who will love you. ... that's why i work at an animal shelter.

    • @foxibot
      @foxibot 6 лет назад +5

      Steven Seagull just saying you work at an animal shelter because of the puppy love, makes me automatically love you!

    • @ItzBaneful
      @ItzBaneful 6 лет назад +3

      @@Darkmatter105 if they're nicer then you expected it means you judged them #noneofmybuisness

  • @atownlefttrain
    @atownlefttrain 8 лет назад +499

    That was transcendental. Steve took me far, far away from the place I am today, some bullshit, burnt out do gooder in a developing country who hasn't loved anyone in a long, long time. I lived in the world he created, I remembered being young; I remembered a lot of things. Thank you for those 14 minutes and 11 seconds, I haven't been able to escape myself like that in a long, long time. I forgot that natural feeling of just...loving people.

    • @Darkmatter105
      @Darkmatter105 8 лет назад +19

      +atownlefttrain To many of us these days. Its easy to forget good people are still all around us.

    • @brucesabatoni6823
      @brucesabatoni6823 6 лет назад +5

      atownlefttrain God Bless you!

    • @platypus8074
      @platypus8074 5 лет назад +9

      U do mushrooms while u watched this or what

    • @cp-lk5ye
      @cp-lk5ye 4 года назад

      Wow.

    • @croatiansensation6062
      @croatiansensation6062 2 года назад

      Love is the only truth, every thing else is just illusion. Remember that you were engineered for this experience and every one is a work in progress. Sending you love from 90807.

  • @TheDamocles74
    @TheDamocles74 8 лет назад +322

    Holy crap. That's one of the most uplifting things I have EVER heard. New fan Steve.

  • @embe1
    @embe1 8 лет назад +565

    The girl behind him looks like she's in love. Hell I don't blame her. That was some kind of set.

    • @TheSeeohhdee
      @TheSeeohhdee 6 лет назад +16

      nah thats just her face and body's muscle memory to being front row at a titty bar.

    • @jacklandismusic
      @jacklandismusic 5 лет назад +23

      Your sentiment’s really sweet, but I honestly think she’s just wasted.

    • @calviincalifornia4048
      @calviincalifornia4048 5 лет назад +9

      theres like 7 women tf

    • @calviincalifornia4048
      @calviincalifornia4048 5 лет назад +4

      i once met a wasted girl outside my first delivery restaurant and she wanted to marry me lol
      @@jacklandismusic

    • @sonquatsch8585
      @sonquatsch8585 4 года назад +1

      i know right? all the girls behind him were in love. the look of love. seriously.

  • @whatthe5954
    @whatthe5954 7 лет назад +159

    Whoa, didn't expect it to pop off like that.
    Steve Simeone, huh? alright. I'll remember the name.

  • @JWMCMLXXX
    @JWMCMLXXX 8 лет назад +425

    An uplifting story.
    That's a nice change of pace.
    Thanks man.

  • @ryanruzicka6944
    @ryanruzicka6944 8 лет назад +103

    I listened to him as a guest on Ari Shaffir's podcast while at work, and in the intro Ari said that you ( the listeners) would cry. And I thought " I'm at work I can't cry, I won't cry." And goddammit I cried like three times. It was a really good experience and I am seriously thankful for you guys

    • @dravenocklost4253
      @dravenocklost4253 6 лет назад +4

      Ryan Ruzicka can you find out which one that was, or what to search?

  • @Rebazar
    @Rebazar 8 лет назад +219

    One of those things that seems obvious but that people could always use a reminder on.

  • @ameanbean13
    @ameanbean13 8 лет назад +95

    this dude KNOWS

    • @EnjoyerofYoutube
      @EnjoyerofYoutube 8 лет назад +1

      true. he knows.

    • @00xyq
      @00xyq 6 лет назад

      A Paust can you put it in your own words?

  • @lukeperry8407
    @lukeperry8407 7 лет назад +41

    Shit man I expected a comic and I got a fucking life lesson my god

  • @legolas76524
    @legolas76524 6 лет назад +65

    “I can talk to him like one of my nephews” 😂🤣

  • @doctordeath7914
    @doctordeath7914 8 лет назад +29

    Steve Simeone is a good dude. Go see him live! He'll have you in tears.

  • @danielkurtz688
    @danielkurtz688 8 лет назад +101

    Wow, he's an amazing storyteller!

  • @popdistributions3630
    @popdistributions3630 2 года назад +10

    6 years and this stand up is as valid as the day it aired. ✌🏽❤️

  • @ajeje1996
    @ajeje1996 8 лет назад +677

    Goddammit, I came here to laugh, not feel! ;_;

  • @kirstenhamill7080
    @kirstenhamill7080 6 лет назад +18

    I’ve spent the last 3 years of my life wanting to be a stand up comedian and this guy really gave me hope

    • @ATF-
      @ATF- 2 года назад +1

      How you doing 3 years later?

  • @AshishGupta-ql9lq
    @AshishGupta-ql9lq 8 лет назад +105

    it was like a TED talk

  • @zackkirby7449
    @zackkirby7449 8 лет назад +63

    The message in this story was great.

  • @eveyaspaas3667
    @eveyaspaas3667 2 года назад +7

    This has been one of the worst years of my life. I’ve been incredibly low and just generally been in a really horrible place. This came up in my recommendation because when I’m really doing bad I watch comedy shows to help. This one is honestly so sincere and so incredible. Great set, great message, I love this guy.

  • @MrCGChief
    @MrCGChief 8 лет назад +158

    Holy crap! The feels! Nice job!

  • @z.j.5941
    @z.j.5941 7 лет назад +28

    stop judging starting loving.... great message

  • @brandtcampbell3610
    @brandtcampbell3610 8 лет назад +244

    I'm just gonna assume that the four down votes all involved individuals who did not wait until the end of the video.

    • @jaday8873
      @jaday8873 5 лет назад +2

      Or the four guys it was about. XD

    • @mitcheltillman2461
      @mitcheltillman2461 5 лет назад +5

      Jaday nah I’m pretty sure they liked it too

    • @GarrettChance
      @GarrettChance 4 года назад

      They were the audiences members that were looking at his back for 15 minutes

  • @jacksonschultz6863
    @jacksonschultz6863 8 лет назад +66

    This definitely should be shown to a lot of people, this changed me 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

  • @micmasters801
    @micmasters801 8 лет назад +40

    I was not the only person moved by this. Loved it.

  • @klebeau4
    @klebeau4 8 лет назад +172

    cant hate on that. good story

  • @garbougesenior3486
    @garbougesenior3486 3 года назад +1

    “I’m just trying to bring joy in the world for 15 dollars” LMFAOOOO SOO GOOD😂😂😂😂

  • @connectivitytissues1429
    @connectivitytissues1429 5 лет назад +21

    This is one of the sweetest stories I've ever heard, and I totally needed to see this. ❤️😂

  • @irollerblade13
    @irollerblade13 8 лет назад +1

    I'm not religious at all but God bless the last statement of this. Laughter cures all

  • @Emily-kd2zv
    @Emily-kd2zv 4 года назад +8

    I like him. He doesn’t just make me laugh, his stories make me smile and feel good inside.

  • @oz9213
    @oz9213 8 лет назад +147

    It's good to see that Carlos Mencia is getting his life back together.

  • @LonerFez69
    @LonerFez69 6 лет назад +61

    8:49 the audience girl to the right of him is the greatest audience member of all time. I stare at her in every video she's in haha. She's BLITZED!

  • @garywoneal1000
    @garywoneal1000 7 лет назад +1

    Steve is a friend of mine and is one of the most positive people I know in California.

  • @freddymeisner
    @freddymeisner 8 лет назад +41

    Definitely get Steve back for next season

  • @lesliemeier3843
    @lesliemeier3843 7 лет назад +1

    this guy is so optimistic and nice to listen to

  • @post921
    @post921 5 лет назад +11

    This was unexpectedly deep af & now I'm high crying 😭

    • @richardwaller4223
      @richardwaller4223 4 года назад +1

      If you think you're the only one, let me learn ya something. You're not the only one I promise you that. 😅😂😭😮😇 I cant promise we aren't the only two... But I really, really doubt it. 🔥✌

  • @teerex5626
    @teerex5626 6 лет назад +1

    This guy is just so respectable and he’s super funny

  • @jasont1303
    @jasont1303 5 лет назад +1

    Wasn't sure about this guy but wow what a great story. Wish people were smart enough to encompass this into their own life.

  • @humixmusic4lyf
    @humixmusic4lyf 4 года назад +3

    ‘Deep inside we’re just little kids that just want to hang out, love, have some laughs [...] the less you judge, the more you love, and you’ll stop judging yourself and start loving yourself [...]’ - I officially love this human. 😭💙
    I wish it was easy for us all to be like this. T^T

  • @samedmonds5090
    @samedmonds5090 7 лет назад +26

    What an amazingly funny story and a sweet message! Props to this guy

  • @snaker9er
    @snaker9er 8 лет назад +1

    This guy should have his own show, very positive

  • @shortstuf804
    @shortstuf804 5 лет назад +1

    "the less you judge and the more you love, you'll stop judging yourself and you'll start loving yourself".....ooOOooOOoo i was NOT ready for that!

  • @michaelrutledge619
    @michaelrutledge619 8 лет назад +12

    I love listening to Steve tell a joke/story. Check out his special Remember This. It's so good. It's nostalgia at its finest.
    I'm just a buddy. No other affiliations, just true enjoyment.

  • @ninasharifi5829
    @ninasharifi5829 8 лет назад +13

    This is the BEST story I've heard so far!!!! I loved his message!!

  • @MelanieRoxs13
    @MelanieRoxs13 5 лет назад +3

    Lol this fucking comedian made me cry that was beautiful

  • @letsfindsomepeace9207
    @letsfindsomepeace9207 4 года назад +3

    There are people that love you. Don't let em down.

  • @NoSpace4Bass
    @NoSpace4Bass 8 лет назад +53

    One of those feel good comics like joey diaz

    • @Bruceybaby2009
      @Bruceybaby2009 5 лет назад +4

      Two very different styles of comedian, but you’re right. Joey’s always got some kind of a positive, life affirming message behind his jokes.

  • @gentleeyes
    @gentleeyes 3 года назад

    This is intensely relatable and also still funny. This guy needs a Netflix special too.

  • @Riffs_and_lifts
    @Riffs_and_lifts 7 лет назад +1

    This is the deepest episode of this show I've ever seen haha

  • @17palmtree
    @17palmtree 2 года назад +1

    This was surprisingly profound and sincere for this show, great segment.

  • @raf_boy
    @raf_boy 8 лет назад +3

    I think this may be my favorite "Not Happening". And that's saying something.

  • @sarahpurugganan126
    @sarahpurugganan126 5 лет назад +7

    This one was so amazing!! I’ve watched so many of these ‘This is Not Happenings’ but this one actually left me with a full heart and sincere happiness. Good job!! 🙂

  • @madmo_1148
    @madmo_1148 7 лет назад +1

    Never heard of this guy before this now I'm a fan lol

  • @gambadade1504
    @gambadade1504 7 лет назад +1

    I didn't expect this to be heartwarming. New fan.

  • @Tigerlily01717
    @Tigerlily01717 8 лет назад +13

    Great performance! This guy was awesome!

  • @mariodwir
    @mariodwir 8 лет назад +20

    lets hop on the feels bus

  • @hughlee7107
    @hughlee7107 5 лет назад +2

    I’ve had the most stressful day and watching this made me look at life differently. This guy is great

  • @Joellercoaster
    @Joellercoaster 7 лет назад +15

    As an atheist, I support this message. Fuck yeah!

  • @Mikeological
    @Mikeological 2 года назад +1

    Binge watching these videos in random order is amazing cause you’ll go from “so I used to work at Golden Corral” to “stop judging each other and start loving each other so you can love yourself” and then right back to “here’s the time I had shrooms and thought I was changing race”

  • @supersquare
    @supersquare 6 лет назад +9

    Steve, that was absolutely incredible. You're amazing.

  • @ABRASILERA17
    @ABRASILERA17 7 лет назад +6

    Uplifting and hilarious and unforgettable. Thank you, we all need this

  • @missp348
    @missp348 8 лет назад +23

    this is my favorite one that i have seen. amazing. i love the message.

  • @moderator8309
    @moderator8309 5 лет назад

    The best part about this story is the only people that he thought we’re going to be mean to him were the only people that were nice to him. This is a book by its cover lesson and I hope everyone takes from it. Love those who love back.

  • @Godlymike
    @Godlymike 8 лет назад +88

    Deserves more views

  • @MayaState
    @MayaState 5 лет назад +1

    WELL I teared up at the end

  • @Sebastian-je2ju
    @Sebastian-je2ju 4 года назад +1

    “We are all just kids inside”🥺 yeah you said it.

  • @frankwest4057
    @frankwest4057 3 года назад

    If you’re a comedian reading this, thank you so much for everything you do. One of the most under appreciated groups of people I’ve ever seen

  • @DuckmansRevenge
    @DuckmansRevenge 8 лет назад +12

    this guy made me smile

  • @Migraineboy420ganjajoe
    @Migraineboy420ganjajoe 7 лет назад +4

    Wow...Swear to God this made me cry. Very uplifting.

  • @johnnypatrickhaus890
    @johnnypatrickhaus890 5 лет назад +2

    I think this may be my favourite ever TINH.
    Steve Simone is such a beautiful soul.

  • @beingalive101
    @beingalive101 6 лет назад +2

    I'm literally crying and I didn't sign up for this

  • @collamore
    @collamore 4 года назад

    Only regret is that it took three years for me to stumble across this. Thank you Steve, that was beautiful

  • @tnbella7
    @tnbella7 3 года назад

    When you become a source of happiness for other people, they are drawn to you. You are a gentle soul in a vicious job. God bless. And dude, I like your shoes.

  • @croatiansensation6062
    @croatiansensation6062 2 года назад +1

    The art of storytelling is exemplified so well and in such an authentic and charismatic way. I respect that you can do what you do in front of all of us, and tell some personal stories we can all connect with or relate to on some level. Thank you for making me feel better about my Peter Pan self that I have always admired within me even when society is so quick to push all of us to grow up and mature, usually in not the healthiest of ways. I was born in Croatia and can relate about the observation of adults as a child and how their behaviors and words were confusing and incongruent at times. Thank you for speaking from the heart and warming my heart

  • @kamicielito1451
    @kamicielito1451 5 лет назад +2

    Every time he said “gang members” all I heard was “gang bangers”😂😂😂😂

  • @jackday420
    @jackday420 8 лет назад +2

    Definitely the best This Is Not Happening. Thank you.

  • @guesswho22peekaboo
    @guesswho22peekaboo 6 лет назад

    Not only was that story great, but your ending message was by far the greatest of this series. No disgusting acts or justifying terrible behavior. Just a funny story with an awesome message at the end. I'm now a fan.

  • @leognardo357
    @leognardo357 7 лет назад +1

    Wow, that was the most positive story ever told on this show! Haha great stuff

  • @Bruceybaby2009
    @Bruceybaby2009 5 лет назад +10

    Wow I really needed to hear this one today, in 2019.

  • @itscalledcrackitsgreat2455
    @itscalledcrackitsgreat2455 8 лет назад +1

    Goddamn. I don't think I've ever been happier after watching anything ever

  • @csarpalace1518
    @csarpalace1518 5 лет назад +2

    Stop judging, start loving. Got it😁

  • @samd8339
    @samd8339 5 лет назад +3

    That.. that genuinely made me happy

  • @djnovice113
    @djnovice113 5 лет назад +5

    This gave me a warmy feeling and I dont know why

  • @jessicagalvin4598
    @jessicagalvin4598 4 года назад +1

    I was not expecting this warm and wholesome ending. It’s a good surprise, though.

  • @kitty10141
    @kitty10141 2 года назад +2

    Boy has this aged well!! Division is far worse than 6 years ago. Well done sir🙏

  • @dominique3949
    @dominique3949 5 лет назад +1

    I’ve rewatched this so many times. The message and laughs happen every time. Love him. Love his message.

  • @dmarcookpych326
    @dmarcookpych326 4 года назад +1

    When he says “ i couldn’t see the happiness in the now” you can hear the sadness in a voice it’s very sad

  • @K31R616
    @K31R616 8 лет назад +1

    Honest, heartfelt, truth

  • @therachellllcat4444
    @therachellllcat4444 4 года назад

    He's beyond a comedian. I watch these for the crazy shit and fucked up humor, but this was such a feel-good set. I love that this was the message he put out. Loved this!💕

  • @squidhack8743
    @squidhack8743 5 лет назад +2

    god damn i love this guy

  • @Thatpartydude
    @Thatpartydude 8 лет назад +13

    The audience was eating that shit up

  • @jordanlewis4983
    @jordanlewis4983 4 года назад +1

    First time a plugged podcast got me to go look it up. This guy is wholesome

  • @kmnremtp
    @kmnremtp 5 лет назад +2

    The best one I've seen yet, thanks bro. Trying to make the world just a lil bit better place.

  • @gr409
    @gr409 6 лет назад +1

    He’s the greatest

  • @evilcam
    @evilcam 8 лет назад

    Great story, delivery, and set. Steve Simeone is doing everything right.