Deon Cole - Listening Will Get You Any Woman
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- Опубликовано: 4 фев 2016
- #DeonCole, actor with a recurring role on the ABC sit-com "Black-ish", comedian and writer known for his work on "Conan" on TBS, delivers at the 2013 #JustforLaughs Festival in Montreal.
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Lol! him openly taking notes was hilarious!
If he were an open micer in Portland, everyone would complain about him and say he's not funny and is "unprofessional." Open micer comics suck man. I can't wait until I write enough jokes to do road shit. Need a year or more to get another 10 really good minutes.
EricLeafericson tf
@@gamingbytay4673 Kinda high overshare, sry
@@EricLeafericson imagine thinking that's not part of the bit
Always is
The bit with the notepad is genius. It's like a cheat code for a laugh. Even if a joke bombs hard, scratching it off of the notepad immediately gets a laugh and digs you out of that hole. That is a damn clever trick to use on stage.
But now no one can use it because someone accuse them of stealing material from Deon Cole.
@@kaptainzdragon5478 if you're doing a local show the you can use it
The jokes really were good. The crowd just wasn't on the same page - no pun intended.
He's easily one of the most underrated comedians
If i have time to enjoy comedy i watch Dave Chappelle best comedian who ever walked this earth.
Not really. He as well as Wanda Sykes wright comedy for people
Don't know if he's underrated. He's on 2 tv shows (at the same time), plus he had a hilarious Netflix special
DBZ is Real the 🎥 not cartoons.
Easy Name why does it matter? He is funny
"i don't know no ninjas" lawl
Half of the audience didn't get it lol
😂😂😂😂
BNP Zarie I almost pissed myself with that joke.
4💀💀💀💀⚰⚰⚰⚰
Funniest part
The best part is him blatantly starting the next joke without being subtle 😂
Ikr lol
That audience was dry! I would have been cracking up! 🤣🤣🤣
Rita So Sweet there are diff types of laughter
@@la-ly3eo true but this audience was as dry as an itchy scalp
I swear. I'm in my house ROLLING ya heard me
@@abdinho119z I'm weak😂😂😂. But this is a fact.
It’s cause y’all black
This crowd wack,
"Where we goin..to heaven" hilarious
The ninja joke went over their heads until he had to expound on it! HAHAHAHAHAHA
😂 😂...
Thought he was going to cross that one out on his notepad
the lady in blue at 2:35 definitely didn't get that joke. For better or for worse tbh 😂😂😂
He could have just stick with the punchline...that had me laughing so hard!
😂 My first thought, "They don't get it."
“I don’t know no ninjas!” 🤣🤣🤣
He looks like the baby of Denzel Washington and Terry Crews
I see some idris elba in him!.
I see a bit of an older, buffer, smoother Donald Glover.
10x hotter than any of them
@@flickanrimsky even Denzel? I understood the rest but Denzel is like every women dream man..
So he look like another black guy?
The stand up was funny as shit..he just did it in front of the wrong audience
Nah y’all
It’s diff types of laughter
I’ve been to shows and there’s knee slapping comedy and there’s stomach it like a 8 pack comedy
They were laughing??
Ong i was in here crying😂😂😂
Right they was slow to catch on lol
this place seem to have the worst audience, bill burr also did a show here, and crowd was super lame
I've always loved how he takes notes during his sets😂😂 I never saw anyone do that before him it's so original and hilarious and I always wait for him to do it during his sets
That cleaning your ears with a q-tip thing is so true....i was literally cleaning my ears at 2am when he said that and was like, "dude, I know!!!"
I think I'm at a point where my ears bleed because I clean them every morning just to get that sensation.😭🥰
Am I the only one who has developed a crush on Deon Cole?
Black Anonymous Sweetheart, you're not the only one
Always had a low key crush on him.
Black Anonymous No! He's sexy asf!!
He is soooo sexy..
Nope.
The moment he actually had to explain the ninja joke I died a little inside.
Not yet...? O.K.
Ghostcamel lol
Ghostcamel 😆😂😂
What he said is true about listening, women like a guy who actually listens
or at least a man who "seems" like he's listening
tmac9938 no, she right, they like a man that listens but the ASSHOLE is getting ghe pussy.
Peyton Bell listen & respond to what they sayin tho
I hear you.
Peyton Bell you’re right. Women these days have a man on standby to fulfill different needs. One listens, one fucks, one gives them money, one feeds them etc.
That Q Tip part was on point 😂💯
I can tell some people didn't get the bat joke😂😂😂
+Princess Lovely: That joke cracked me up, especially when he got to the "Click" part. "How you gon hang up on a text message?" LOL
Care to explain ? Cause I didn't get it.. 😅
Oh wait, got it, but funny tho..
@@MrBrizzle1 Click!
Omg i just got it
Has he always been this fine??? Omg Deon Cole could get it literally anytime.
He lost a lot of weight!
He was once a fat man.
With that pretty ass smile
Ikr👀
Deon has always been funny
Since def jam with the same note pad. Happy he made it on his own terms
He's my favorite right now. His punchlines have a slow burn impact that's really gratifying.
Checking off the jokes is genius because he can easily segway into the next joke with no problem.
Deon is one of the best comidians in the world !
Woah settle down there
Then why'd he have 2 steal that thug picture joke
He from Chicago what do you expect everybody from Chicago either comedians or killers shit I should know cuz I'm both lol
The bat joke had me dying... Click LMAO 😭
I like how his example of listening to a woman is just standing there yelling advice at her, lol
You don't have a clue do you????
That's how my man is
I would so love that 😩
so accurate about the ear cleaning
this guy is awesome... wheres ma ninjas 😂😂
i agree with him about cleaning the ears....
Racist Princess name?
It is orgasmic!
... Just not the skin colour?
That q-tip thing is FAXX
Dion's great I love his character on blackish so original
He's hilarious on there
Deon* the spelling is literally in the title
@Malcolm.X.Machina
He must got that iPhone too 😂
Can we talk about how Deon Cole keeps getting finer as he gets older? When he was younger he looked like Sid from Ice age now my mans Thicc Slim.
He started working out lol.. This looks about halfway through his transformation to me tbh, he’s definitely lost weight from when he first did the notepad bit
He just hung up on a txt msg.. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Where my ninjas at?
X gon give it to ya
The note-taking schtick was genius. Way too funny.
Dude is funnier then most comedians don’t sleep on Deon Cole
I love his voice
The whole taking notes and trying jokes he’ wrote’ down, is next level funny. He pulls it off so well lol it adds to the end of a joke too. Bonus laughs!
Lmaoooooo "where's my ninjas!!" 😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
It’s like the older he gets the better he looks 😍
Dawwwwg the bat joke is HILARIOUS
The bat joke had me dying
Mind explaining it to me because I don't understand it.
@@ayandamafuyeka1952 What has a small d and hangs upside down? A bat. What has a big d and hangs up? The original caller hangs up. You got it?
the joke went over a lot of peoples heads its hilarious 😂
Man he fucking funny
That hang-up joke is platinum!! 🤣
Been waiting for someone to point out how good Q-tips feel. Thought I was the only one.
Watched this set so many times but I still
Keep laughing. Ahh soul food
that q-tip joke was epic
This man is gorgeous!!!
I always click on Deon Cole videos.
That note taking was genius.
It's funny i remeber deon cole waaay back on comic view with the note pad talking all slow...
The hanging up joke is hilarious
Wow, he's kind of...attractive when he's not playing a lunatic (Blackish) lol.
Naila
Hahaha
Blackish? What is that supposed to mean?
Mini Monkey Masher it’s the name of the show he’s on lol.
@@minimonkeymasher8888 TV Show
The bat bit never gets old😭😭
I love. His smile...❤️🌄
i love his stand up.
He still doin shows? He's quite good! haha
First time seeing him n hes honestly so great😂 so underrated. His delivery is great
Mabel actually is my grandmother's name lol
“I looked like a Newborn calf”!!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Deon Cole is hilarious
“Not yet? Ok.”🤣🤣
Ridiculously handsome 😍
I LOVE the old Deon, taking notes for on the job training. 😂😂
great, clever mind. Good comedian, perfect writer
He’s extremely affective lol. It’s that grown fine lol.
I'm a 20 yr vet in this comedy biz with some national TV success / exposure, but Deon always inspires me to write better!
Uhhh quick biography flex ?
Been watching his stand ups for a while now 😁
"Ninja please!" - Black Dynamite.
Anybody else here because of the netflix show?
UmlzaGliYWxlbg0K no I'm because they promess me some cookies... ? but I can't see them... it's ok I'll wait...
nope. Here because I saw a clip of him somewhere else and I decided to look him up
@@zuul902 same here
Clean my ears everyday, Lol. Best Feeling
😂😂😂 "I don't know no Ninjas..." Lol
I'll take a dozen of him,please. Very funny.
Damn. I feel bad. He bombed hard. You can tell at the end by looking at the audience that literally no one is laughing. The editor has "sweetened" the audio by piping in some laugh tracks. It's crazy because his closing bit about the phone has absolutely crushed other audiences. It really goes to show how difficult standup is.
anybody else here because he was the funniest in Barbershop 3?
Lmao hell yes
+Raishaun Lamar "translated" I am from Chicago and know him. I see him all the time. (no charge)
+Raishaun Lamar translation yall some hatin ass niggas
I dont hate people just speak and write properly and using niggas in a sentence makes you very ignorant. Your only holding yourself down man. (no charge)
+Jonnyhuavo Hoy respect I was mainly talkin to that other dude
“I don’t know no ninjas” 😂 😂
Been binging Grown-ish . That character he plays is so crazy! Great show
He's got me crying tears at 2 am. He's good
Wow.Coincidence..I'm watching this at 1:58am
I remember this. I was laughing so hard.
Classic Deon Cole.. 😂😂😂
LOVE this guy! Just found him and have been binge watching all of his clips like a creepy ex or something but MAN he's funny!!
I love him ! ❤️🥰😂😂
I love deon!!!!
Great set!
He's been funny since I was a kid!!
3:34 this ladies reaction has to be the best part tbh. im crying
Oh come on that ninjas line was classic 😁😁
This bit will never get old
Loved me some of himmmm
Just listen. He so right. This whole thing is hilarious.
Oh man. Right down to the expressive reaction, that q-tip bit got me right in the "hat's real"s. 😀😀😀😀
First time and I Love this guy!!
Never disappoints!
"I dont know no ninjas" bruh
So brilliant!
Deon is hilarious!!!!!!!!
Deon Cole is 🔥🔥🔥. Beautiful King 👑 👑 👑
Anyone else here that remembers him from his Conan days?
Discovered him by accident a couple of days ago and got tix to see him in a couple of weeks
love it!