8 of Dave Chappelles Funniest Jokes
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- Опубликовано: 8 май 2024
- Dave Chapelle has a countless amount of funny jokes, these are 8 of my favorites. They are in no particular order. I hope you guys enjoy. :)
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Jokes use in the video:
1. Terrorist don't take black hostages 00:06
2. Harvey Weinstein Allegations 02:44
3. 3am in the ghetto 03:42
4. Where is JA? 11:45
5. Sesame Street 13:02
6. Michael Jackson 16:10
7. Caitlyn Jenner 20:20
8. Cancel Culture 27:12
You can watch Dave Chappelle's full specials on Netflix here: www.netflix.com/search?q=dave...
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"Hello we have five black- hello?" Best part HAHAHAHAHAA
(LMFAO) That's EXACTLY what I was just thinking!
Yu
Such a good joke
@@eyork916 0p
That whole bit is my favorite stand-up joke ever.
"he was Chinese. why is he talkin' like that."
lmao
😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣👍🏾
That shit had me dying lmao
I know brother Keith Muhammad changes his name to Minister Abdul Muhammad Farrakhan gave him that name as a matter of fact my brother name is Abdul Rahim
Also we are not African Americans we are Asiatic black people from Asia please believe it also we are mixed people from different countries of the world I went to a Muslim School back in the early 80s
Dave Chappelle, in my humble opinion, is one of the best comics of this generation. It drives me crazy that people complain about comics that poke fun at society at large.
Comics are some of the most honest people around. Observation and the ability to comment honestly is a talent that few people can do well.
Love how he sneaks in “I can’t let the fear ruin my morals”
He's the GOAT.
I could not agree more! Pryor, Carlin and Chappelle. Love all those guys. Dave is a National Treasure!
Are you mad he’s dull as fk!
It's because this new generation thinks any criticism whatsoever is cruel, even when that criticism is in the form of comedy designed to question societal change
Dave Chappelle back then: "I wanna help the baby."
Dave Chappelle now: "I wanna help DaBaby."
That’s a paradox in a paradox
6j
😂😂😂
damn that joke aged fucking great!!
Both DaBaby and Babies are a menace.
To this day.. "hello? We've got 5 black.. Hello?" just kills me everytime!
"They didn't come out and call him a pimp...... but I know a pimp when I see one!!!"😁😂😁😂
😂😂😂😂
Too funny for words!
Lmfaooo yioo I just said the same thing
@@JLCraig58 00p0000000pp00
his delivery of jokes is amazing, notice how he says he was the only black guy on the plane, then he corrects himself,
it makes it sound as if he’s actually telling a story and not a pre-written joke
I noticed that too. Ive seen killen em softly a million times since jr high in the 2000s
I've watch the special a bunch of times and only noticed that structure now, awesome
even at 0:54 where instead of saying anything he just exhales is amazing
Brix Broox Robin Williams? Richard Pryor?
@Brix Broox I told people years ago that Dave was the GOAT. Better than Pryor. Many people's nostalgia wouldn't let them see. Now everyone sees it.
Didn’t think it was possible, but Dave has gotten even better thru the years. His portrayal on stage is so REAL.
"Ma'am, with all due respect... Chinese people don't buy DVDs" Being Taiwanese-American and growing up bouncing back and forth between both sides of my family in two different countries, this is one of my favorite Dave Chappelle jokes of all time. The "hardest working baby" was pretty funny, but that follow up and delivery caught me off guard and knocked me off my feet. This man is a peerless comedy genius to be able to reach through all the political and social muck to so many cultures and backgrounds, especially in the times we live in now. IMHO, he is the GOAT.
Agreed 😁🤣
Are you native Taiwanese or are you of Chinese descent? Just curious?
Like did your ancestors come from China, or are they native to Taiwan
"Killing them softly" it's one of the greatest stand up of all time. From begining to end. Best audience/comedian chemistry ever.
All true. My husband and I watch it once a year (at least). We quote it constantly
@@brandysinclair8910 i myself once every two months. I love when he greet the audience with a hand salute.
Yeah. And Dave was still an optimist then. By the time he filmed the one at the Fillmore in San Francisco, he was on his way to being a cynic
@@Spidido So so true.
That was the first time I watched Dave do standup and I became hooked instantly!
“We is chilling and shit” ! Always cracks me up that bit. 😂
Every time
That whole “black hostage” line was hilarious 😂
Send Newports.
@@casamtb3715 best joke in the stand up. Killed me when I first heard it. And word, I can see myself asking for Newports haha.
I know!!! The voice... They is treating us good... we be chillin and shitLOL
Nobody has timing and delivery like dave. His jokes are hilarious but also meaningful. He is the best
"As a policy I never feel bad about anything I say up here"........ That is why I love Dave so much. He's been the greatest stand up comedian for the last 2 decades. From Charlie Murphy and David (Prince) Chapelle To Unforgiven. He's nothing but the realist, most down to earth and one of the smartest entertainers that has ever stepped foot on a stage. He's one of a kind. We won't see another like him in 50 years. Im so blessed to live in a time where I'm able to witness the greatest performer God has ever created. Hallelujah!! Say it again!! HALLELUJAH!!!!
Dave surpassed Pryor
@@RomeWill agreed!. Him and Jaimie Foxx are the top comics right now in my opinion
I heard that Baby In The Ghetto joke years ago and to this day, I think it is the funniest thing in the world.
Yeah def one of his best. It’s brilliant
I don't see the joke. Seems pretty basic a joke to say baby selling weed in the projects.
Or is there a subtext/satire to this that i am missing? Curious to know.
"Fuck you nigga I got kids to feed "
FORGOTTEN RAINBOW damn chill out with the racism lmao
@FORGOTTEN RAINBOW lol 😂 chill nigga
The brilliance of Dave Chapelle is that he'll tell a Hilarious joke but at the same time it will have a deeper meaning in society if you really listen to what he's saying. For example the baby in the projects story.
Or the Ja Rule joke 💯
He’s brilliant!
pretty sure it was just a midget
@@3kojimbles895 ..."pretty sure it was just a midget".............. Now this is some like minded shit here!! I'm reading the comments and everybody trying to flex on how philosophical and smart they are, like 'oh man he sooo deep'. Yeah Dave is obviously an intelligent guy but nobody goes to his shows because he's smart; they go because they want to laugh at some next level comedy!!!
all he jabbers about his how white man keeping the brotha down, and how teen black women need to have sex wit dey rich and famous homes and multiply, he sound like a black Muslim fan
Chinese pregnant lady: "I will NEVER buy one of your fucking DVDs again, Dave Chappelle!"
Dave: "Ma'am, with all do respect: Chinese people don't buy DVDs."
Me: "They make bootleg copies."
"Bitch I live in a Fuckin Trash can!" is a quote I've used for 20 years now
Any time a friend or relative of mine says they took a trip to D.C. I always say "D.C.? Word. Thats a rough city mane." And they have no idea what I'm referencing.
😂😂😂😂
I would. It’s my favorite sketch by him. We play it over and over for people who have never seen it. It is quintessential Dave.
😂🤣😆
I too try to sprinkle as many Dave lines in my life as well.
Me too: DC? Word. That's a rough city man. Be scarred if and when you see...liquor store, liquor store, gun shop. Liquor store, liquor store, gun shop! They have no idea 😆
Nobody else could ever come up with baby on the corner. Seriously. And the delivery... he really is GOAT.
He didn't make is up the baby sold him weed
Dave or Richard Pryor.... It's a toss up
@@dandillinger23 Dave is like Eddie Murphy and Pryor combined. No disrespect to the legendary Richard Pryor but Dave is like the Lebron to his Jordan
Yo nigga fuck lebron
@@jordanmontero182 I don't concern myself with the opinions of a insect
I love when he hits the mic on his leg and laughs at his own jokes. He’s hilarious!
It is so reassuring to know that there are people out there like Dave, and that other people get him. Art, in all it's forms relies on freedom of expression; extending the horizons of the collective human consciousness is our highest achievement.
AGREED
“I’d like to give a shout out to ray ray and big Steve and uhh send some Newport’s”🤣🤣
...send some KOOLS “
Nice pfp
@@codeblue2532 send some Doral MENTHOLS
Nobody tells a story like Dave Chappelle.
Cute pic
Charlie Murphy too! 🤣😂🤣😂
Forreal! He's such a legend
So true
Richard Pryor lol..
As someone that has had bad shit happen to him as a child, I must say that I find dave hilarious. They're jokes, nothing more. He doesn't condone the behaviour, he simply tells jokes. Better than anyone else imo.
I'm glad he came back to the stage. We need good comedy these days.
“I think those black guys are gonna save us” ... Mmm mmm! Lol
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That part. 😩😭💀
Terrorist phoning the white house is my all-time fav joke, his delivery is god-like
Insurmountable talent.
To this day.. "hello? We've got 5 black.. Hello?" just kills me everytime!
GOD like?
His slow motion on the potty will forever be my #1!
Alot of y'all dont get it. "Killing them Softly" was 22 years ago! Ya'll have no idea how different the world was back then. House phones, Looney tunes, Sesame street...these were everyday things that EVERYONE grew up on & it resonated soooo deeply with the crowd of that day. This was before social media, high speed internet and even before chappelle show! This was just a man observing the world around him. I wish y'all understood how great his body of work really was. Dave built a room, placed us in the room, built our expectations with relevant cultural norms, then hit us with something we couldn't see coming. Often with contradictions to what we say we're all about. --- The punchlines are often our own inconsistencies.
Uhm! Yeeeeah,..... I'm pretty sure we had high speed internet bruh. Don't makes it sound like we lived in the damn stone age n shit 🙄
@@sterlingarcher0007 bruh. It was 2000. We barely had broadband in certain areas. 🤣
@@clevelandjames8450 Ur sofa king retar dead🙄
Dave is a comic genius his jokes evolve with time and the delivery is always epic
When you watch the shows entirely, you think he's just riffing. His composure on the mic and story telling ability is one of the best.
Yea i love his delivery, especially his last few specials.
Factz
THE BEST!
THEY IS TREATIN US GOOD WE ALL CHILLIN AND S**T GETS ME IN STITCHES EVERY TIME!
Amazing voice inflection and timing
Somebody get a hold of Jah Rule so we can make sense of all this covid situation.
lmaoo
@Noventa Sport your life is on the line
Help me ja rule!
Still funny 🤣
Where's Ja?!!!
The funniest thing he ever did was when he was the leader of the KKK but he didn’t know he was black because he was blind. Fucking hilarious
That was hilarious
Clayton Bigsby lol
Then Clayton divorced his wife of like 60 years because she was a n!gger lover! Chapelle show was brilliant writing
@@leeannasloan2292 lol. That was before half the country lost its sense of humor.
Dave Chappelle rocks and is the best comedian today.
Period.
*Chappelle
@@jamesanderson6373 thanks. No clue how I missed that.
Bill Burr also up ghere imho
Never get tired of this joke...”they is treating us good” 😂, legendary
We chilling and shit 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@skiworanking160 Hahahaaaa 😝 😂 exactly
“I’d like to give a shout out to ray ray and big Steve “
this was back when he was funny, now he just tells long and boring stories
They should've included the LGBT car joke, that was genius
I agree. I'm part of the LGBT community and I was in tears laughing because it was a very good analogy.
Maaan the “I’m Chinese!” joke kills me every time 😂
He stole that but his delivery was 10x better
KoolpacK DOMO stole that from who?
@@ypgdomo from whom?
When I have a rough day I always revert to Dave and a few others to make me smile and laugh.
Dave is the best stand up comedy host ever in the last century and will be a good source of comedy for generations from now. God bless you #DaveChappell✝️🇺🇸
“They is treatin us good . We all chillin an shit” 😂
"I'm talking about the crowd on the big stage. It's too hard to entertain a country whose ears are so brittle." ~Dave Chapelle, the funniest man on earth.
Factz
I love me some Dave but these jokes are definitely not his funniest for sure. I didn't laugh not one time. Who choose these clips? Please don't do this again .
@@valsgotit3604 speak for ur self
@@valsgotit3604 post your own. Duh. 🤷🏻♂️
@@valsgotit3604 I thought it was a pretty good intro to this guy
Dave is king .I heard a story of two comedians were watching his act,and they said they were so humbled,this is why he is king!!
One of my favorite little parts of the baby in the projects joke is when he's talking about "it was a old limousine, I could just roll it down" 🤣
I could listen to Dave for hours.
A true artist.
Me too
I do listen to Dave for hours
Dave: "Get outta here Crackie!"
his delivery of jokes is amazing, notice how he says he was the only black guy on the plane, then he corrects himself,
it makes it sound as if he’s actually telling a story and not a pre-written joke
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@@shotatoriumi7470 m
Like , the least funny part of the whole thing.
Weird.
10:36
the story with the kid had me in tears, one of the best jokes ive ever heard
Normally when I'm browsing the Tube I'll skip a video if I've seen it but I watch Dave clips over and over and they are funny every time. His delivery is perfection. He takes his time, he's patient. He lets us savour every sentence. Master. G.O.A.T. I can't pick a favourite bit because it is all hilarious.
"They didn't come out and call him a pimp...... but I know a pimp when I see one!!!"😁😂😁😂
One! TWOOO! Two smacks! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ahhh!
@@Broker205 I love that part in the sesame street routine. Wayne Brady basically did his own take on it in his Chapelle Show cameo
I've been counting lol
“I don’t wanna dance, I’m scared to death!” 😂😂😂😂
Where is Ja!?!?
@@kurtk7521 i need him so i can make sense of all this! lmao
Did y’all see when these niggas in the comments section said we need jah to make sense of covid 😭😭
THE CAITLIN JENNER JOKE IM IN TEARS 😭
"Chinese people don't Buy CD's ! " that is GOLD.
DVD's
I still remember the first time I saw killin em softly. One of the funniest hours of standup ever
Mmmrrawww
That's how bad guys used to talk in the 40's 😂😂
the other day i said "im sorry i... didn't know i couldnt do that" and whenever the situation fits i pull up a line from this stand up and shame on anyone who doesnt get it. it's one of the greatest of all time imo. Dave Chappelle is a national treasure
The Sesame Street bit is for sure one of the funniest things ever said
Definitely
When he said the #Pimp I knew it was the #Count 😂😂😂
Get it together grouch😂
Nothing beats the baby joke 😅. If you watch it Everytime it feels new and more funny.
Killing them softly and for what it's worth are timeless specials. Dave is the #goat
Also, for YEARS when my brother would walk into my house or show up at a party the first thing he would say was "Hiiii Biiiirrrd" in the exact same voice. Some people got it, some people didn't but it made me happy inside every time.
That's something me and my brother's would do, quoting shit no one would get but us. And maybe a handful of other people.
I’ve yet to find a comedian quite as great as chappelle. He’s amazingly wise and insightful
Chappelle is my fav comedian.
This guy's brilliant. A breath of fresh air.
He manages to hide such brilliance behind laughter. 🤣🤣
Killing me softly is by far one of the most hilarious if not the most hilarious stand up show I've ever heard in my life. Legendary from beginning to end. Non stop hilarious, not one dull moment
Love Dave! A real truth speaker. 👊🏼🇺🇸
Absolutely love this man! He is hilarious 😂
I don’t see how ppl can dislike his intellect, charisma, and his way of comedic storytelling.
Amazing comedian!!
He's alright. Pretty good but not in the Louis CK, Bill Burr tier. Dave is way overrated.
@@jerryang17 No he isn't
I came to comment asking who are these people who don't love Chapelle, but then saw that dude ☝️🙄😂
@@jennifermcgoldrick6323 ikr. How da fuck can someone call dave overrated, unless they have some mental sickness
@@Amir-iz8eh need just a troll looking for comments. Which he's gotten!
I always love how he cracks himself up. He’s so hilarious. I am rolling with laughter.
I love love love Dave for so long. He still gets me 😂😂😂
I never get tired of Dave
Gotta love Dave! 😂
“You only see this in the worst neighborhoods...Look out the window there was a f$cking baby standing on the corner....and the baby didn’t even look scared.....CLICK!”
I died laughing.
Cracked me up! 😂
" The old baby on the corner trick" all time favorite joke of DC!!!!
Dave’s delivery is so damn smooth, just story telling constantly
Thank you Dave for the best laugh in weeks!!
It's so refreshing to look at the comments and see nothing but happy, positive comments. Ahhhmmmmazing
Factz
Well he's a brilliant guy and I'm laughing so hard right now🤣
Hi
Comedy brings people together. Wanna see me slip on a banana peel?
😁💕😁
He is truly the goat ... best of our generation
Damn 😂 dragged
...........
If he is the gr8est of all time, yur saying his the best of all generations. Kinda redundant
@@tomasneves5120 lol... I am sorry i have been redundant son lol..
Atomic your life is redundant
"That's a good host!! " BEST part!!
I commend him for telling the PC crowd to go take a hike! I bet his audience now will quadruple! Welcome to the real world Chapelle! ❤️❤️
"3am in the Ghetto": Dave Chappelle is So quick and original. He's the best, so great. Retains his identity but still is brilliant and sooo funny. It's "the truth hurts so we laugh cos otherwise we'd cry" kind of funny..
*Chappelle
@@jamesanderson6373 Oh, thank you (for spelling correction).
It took me about 30 seconds to realize Charles Edward Cheese is Chuck E. Cheese 😂😂😂😂😂
Me too... me too lol
The "E" is for entertainment!!!
Dave Chappell is still my favorite comedian, always will be.
I mean what a genius!
GENIUS 💯!!
Dave may have perfected comedy.
Maybe not prefect, but he's definitely mastered his craft✨
He tells a story/joke with the level of craft you'd hear someone like David Gilmour hit a guitar lick. absolutely one of the best living comedians.
1.4K dislikes??? Gotta be them Ts
Bruh I’m crying 😂😂
Hey it’s not his fault he keeps writing them jokes
That and islamophobes when they figured out he converted lmao
Gotta be the miserable woke folks.
Relax. They ain’t that many.
Reminds me of a Futurama episode
Robot (to police): “Stay back, I’ve got hostages!” (Shows them Zoidberg)
Police: “Do you have any better hostages?”
I can tell you are white 😂
I distinctly remember the Killing Them Softly special... i recorded it on VHS and watched it dozens of times. Still to this day the bit about the baby selling drugs on the corner is one of the funniest stories I've ever heard in my life. Dave entirely deserves his GOAT title.
I can't get my head around old Dave and young Dave being the same person.
Same! 😂
Roided up lol
His higher pitched voice adds to his delivery, in my opinion.
Because its a clone. They killed Dave years ago.
Yup, Gary's right. Even his family doesn't think the new "Dave" is actually Dave. It's a clone.
"Yo! Yo my man, this is the most unprofessional shit I've ever seen, in all my days"
I'm actually dying at that bit 😂😂😂
No lies😂😂😂😂
Dave Chappelle is GOAT. he makes me laugh like no other.
Dave Chappelle, along with Bill Burr are without question my two top shelf comedians…
"If you ugly you gotta figure that shit out for yourself"🤣💕
Doesn’t matter how many times you watch Dave....laughs every single time. One of the absolute best of all time!
I have resisted Dave for years, but like green eggs and ham...I love it!🤣🤣🤣🥰
"I don't want to dance, nigga I am scared wright now!!!" 🤣🤣🤣
Jus when you think he's Done...Dave gets better n better...
Goat how does he continue to get better and better
Dope. As a comedian I am learning more from this guy
I think his old stuff is always gonna be better but it’s crazy how he can create more and more hilarious material 15 years later
Dude is a fine wine. Never seen someone be away from the game so long and come back firing on all cylinders like he has. Hes a fucking legend.
His 8:46 was brilliant.
"Get it together, grouch".
Bitch I live in a FUCKING Trash Can
Omg this man is awesome. This is just the best. Thanks Dave.
Besides being one of the best comics of all time, from the best I can tell he's a good man.
I love that in 2020 that Ja Rule joke is still hilarious
Shit. . . 1.9k likes, appreciate y'all.
It's funny cz it's true cz during COVID-19 ( I kid you not), these folks on CNN brought on 50 Cent after mentioning all the deaths apparently for his "expert opinion" , and they just talked about his albums and what not.
Come on Jaaa hahahaha
Bro I fucking love watching that clip
Field tested and proven😂😂
WHERE IS JAH
"Im not strong enough to not look at the photos" LMFAOOOOOOOO
The way Dave deliver his jokes is just unbelievable, he is a legend 😂😂
I love the white guy accent; no one else? Dave must be protected at all cost!
Everybody in the comments so happy and joyful make me happy🤣😭‼️
I wish I could listen to the black hostages joke for the first time again. I cried for like 5 minutes on the floor rolling
Dave is a true master. I wish i could ask him where he gets his ideas from
Dave, I love your "don't give a damn" attitude about your topics and ideas. You are the master of them all. Take a bow!