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  • Опубликовано: 18 ноя 2024

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  • @UncleRJ
    @UncleRJ Месяц назад +1132

    So the option of "I'd rather just die" is now no longer an option to not pay for the bills?

    • @Stampyboyz
      @Stampyboyz Месяц назад +38

      Yup, seems to be cheaper also

    • @jeffhernandez2313
      @jeffhernandez2313 Месяц назад +3

      Saddening…

    • @Cuddly-Cactus
      @Cuddly-Cactus Месяц назад +53

      @UncleRJ
      Not So Fun Fact - Here in the US it costs much more money to be born (or give birth rather) than it does to die.
      The average cost of giving birth in a hospital is around $13,000 depending on where you live, and the average cost of a funeral (burial plot, tombstone, wake & other services) is about $7,000, depending on where you die.
      And I seriously wish my family could just bury me in the backyard under one the large trees. Put the headstone there so everyone knows I'm there and no one will accidentally dig me up. And if they dig me up on purpose then my spirit would hanut the hell out of my house! 😈

    • @blackqweenmars
      @blackqweenmars Месяц назад +9

      The thing is that the doctors are bound by the Hippocratic oath, and if you are not in a healthy state and you are dependent on them, then they can force you to stay like an ambulance call or something to save your life then no just dying. It’s not an option to avoid the bill.

    • @Kweli-kw3dj
      @Kweli-kw3dj Месяц назад +1

      Yeah keep trying buddy

  • @MrIHaveASword
    @MrIHaveASword Месяц назад +908

    "Hey, your son is dead. Thank you for your time, that'll be 900 dollars."

    • @daniiii888
      @daniiii888 Месяц назад +20

      Just a heads up, it’s “your” instead, cause “you’re” means “you are”

    • @BrynGill-b7y
      @BrynGill-b7y Месяц назад +57

      ​@daniiii888 700 dollar correction tax, all together you must now pay 4700.

    • @daniiii888
      @daniiii888 Месяц назад +26

      @@BrynGill-b7y oh shoot not the bloody correction tax my bad 😔🙏

    • @Terrible_name
      @Terrible_name Месяц назад +6

      @@BrynGill-b7y 700 + 900 is actually a clean 5 grand. After your 3 easy payments of a 99.99 math audit your total payment will be $11,450

    • @ypssa4935
      @ypssa4935 Месяц назад +6

      @@Terrible_name that bill calculation really made my braincells cry

  • @James817lol
    @James817lol Месяц назад +476

    The Deuteronomy 15:1-3 one was so funny, he just accepted he lost "well how bout that"

    • @dino.niichan1991
      @dino.niichan1991 Месяц назад +35

      He just self reported that he didn't read the book he confessed he did. Fckin hypocrite.

    • @Aquilenne
      @Aquilenne Месяц назад +14

      I respect it

    • @alansmithee419
      @alansmithee419 Месяц назад +64

      And in doing so gained a more important victory.
      Admitting when you're wrong is a rare trait that should be respected.
      People like that should be encouraged to continue contemplating what else they may have got wrong, not mocked back into radicalisation.

    • @notanithefox
      @notanithefox Месяц назад +8

      That was the best one i’ve seen honestly

    • @alexanderlambert295
      @alexanderlambert295 Месяц назад +30

      @@alansmithee419 This, honestly. It's so common for them to just double down and not even listen. To have one actually go 'well, okay then' is genuinely a response that would stupefy me if I received it in this context.

  • @anishshirodkar484
    @anishshirodkar484 Месяц назад +456

    “I forgave myself for cheating” is fucking insane💀

    • @Gabonation
      @Gabonation Месяц назад +28

      how does someone lack self awareness to the point of PURE ignorance of accounability towards others

    • @f0x1ro1
      @f0x1ro1 Месяц назад +43

      Same energy as
      "We did an internal investigation and concluded that there is no sexism in our company." Or however it went.

    • @Josh_the_jester
      @Josh_the_jester Месяц назад +1

      No body cares, least of all your husband, if you "forgave yourself". That doesn't matter, what does matter is if your husband forgives, and if he doesn't, tough tarmac

    • @Cr3Ek_l0v3R
      @Cr3Ek_l0v3R Месяц назад

      "I forgave myself for killing that child, don't know why you're so petty"

  • @-Pure_Chaos-
    @-Pure_Chaos- Месяц назад +489

    The American Healthcare System: Where you get charged a million bucks for things that shouldn't cost that much

    • @UnpatternedGarbage
      @UnpatternedGarbage Месяц назад +3

      This has to be one of the least funny comments I've ever read.

    • @animasionnoob3360
      @animasionnoob3360 Месяц назад +24

      ​@@UnpatternedGarbage ok.

    • @rando-missus-l2030
      @rando-missus-l2030 Месяц назад +8

      I mean are they wrong tho? 🥲

    • @nopenope8418
      @nopenope8418 Месяц назад

      Wooooo, not the American Healthcare system, it works okay in Canada! The USA health fraud system is what you mean to say!

    • @iatethebaby2390
      @iatethebaby2390 Месяц назад +15

      @@UnpatternedGarbageit’s not a joke..?

  • @speedcat5477
    @speedcat5477 Месяц назад +303

    9:50
    Plant based beer… as opposed to what?

    • @bluestreaker9242
      @bluestreaker9242 Месяц назад +46

      I don't wanna know what animal fam thinks beer comes out of. O.o

    • @_letstartariot
      @_letstartariot Месяц назад +24

      I always thought Victoria Bitter was probably horse pee, maybe I’m right by that guys logic..

    • @GhostDiam
      @GhostDiam Месяц назад +3

      There are meat beers

    • @NorseThunderFox
      @NorseThunderFox Месяц назад +5

      Steak, cheeseburgers, or pizza.
      Take your pick
      /s

    • @Nyghtking
      @Nyghtking Месяц назад +5

      They want that meat based beer, which is impossible to make and was sort of only a thing in fantasy games.

  • @badatgaming9905
    @badatgaming9905 Месяц назад +65

    2:55 I actually kinda like how he says "well how bout that" like his mind was just entirely blown to another universe by the knowledge that his own religion supports something he was against, hopefully blown enough that he changes his mind?

    • @pacman6744
      @pacman6744 16 дней назад +1

      I like that, a r/facepalm ending in a wholesome ending??? Amazing!!

  • @momothemagecat
    @momothemagecat Месяц назад +94

    "Oh hey, your son died on arrival to the emergency room, now pay us $900."

  • @daytimetundra7757
    @daytimetundra7757 Месяц назад +133

    Wtf? There's not enough cancer to start treatment, really!? Like do you want me to wait until im dieing more? I'd sue them and get a court order to treat me now.

    • @skootergirl22
      @skootergirl22 Месяц назад +25

      I'm from the uk, and even if the NHS is a mess right now at least people can get free cancer treatment

    • @GPB_Sick.Slav666
      @GPB_Sick.Slav666 Месяц назад +8

      It's like a court making a decision order fast as a payday loans SMS website 😂😂😂

    • @jwalster9412
      @jwalster9412 Месяц назад +6

      I'm from Canada, at least we can admit we have a line up and not mak badshite excuses lol.

    • @KalijahAnderson
      @KalijahAnderson Месяц назад +10

      If your insurance ever denies you an obviously needed treatment, ask them for the name and medical licence of the doctor that denied it. I've done this and every time they suddenly approved the treatments because they don't want to about a person or machine without a medical licence made the decision.

  • @blazeproxima5558
    @blazeproxima5558 Месяц назад +50

    EMT here. We do not control what they charge you. It’s our higher ups that do and insurance companies

    • @charadreemurr4839
      @charadreemurr4839 Месяц назад +7

      The charge master I believe it's called. Hospital prices used to be fair but now... Anyways you do a thankless job and I applaud you for being there for so many people in need.

  • @AnekoF90
    @AnekoF90 Месяц назад +428

    They are not alpha males. They just don't have the courage to say they are gay.

    • @Starbeam1979
      @Starbeam1979 Месяц назад +19

      That's alpha males in general.

    • @Milk-ck1wv
      @Milk-ck1wv Месяц назад +17

      omegaverse?

    • @tirushone6446
      @tirushone6446 Месяц назад

      reminds me of a list of "sigma male traits" that were basicley just symptoms of austism.
      like nah bro you're not sigma you're just autistic

    • @Ghostly3011
      @Ghostly3011 Месяц назад +24

      I mean, they’re chillin in a hot tub, less than 5 feet apart. That should’ve been a given.

    • @assassincheese0
      @assassincheese0 Месяц назад +10

      3 dude chillin' in a hot tub less than 5 feet apart?
      You know the rules and so do i
      (it was awful but I apologise)

  • @ZebraLuv
    @ZebraLuv Месяц назад +84

    To clarify there is a huge difference between a hobby and addiction. When it starts to negatively impact your work and home life, that's addiction. If it prevents you from functioning to the point your loved ones have to hide it, that's a problem. We don't question the wife when she has to hide her husband's whiskey or bong, but the minute the addiction is a screen people get wildly defensive. All addiction makes people insufferable to be around. They get a nasty mean attitude and become painfully lazy to the point of burdening others.

    • @Ante77Agent
      @Ante77Agent Месяц назад +3

      Ok

    • @barrothontherocks3325
      @barrothontherocks3325 Месяц назад +24

      why it's any different than alcohol or cigarettes at all is the older people are still in the "video games are exclusively made for children now excuse me while i break my tv over a football game" stage. there's also very little thought put into there being chemicals in your brain and not just the ones someone puts into food/nicotine products

    • @nati0598
      @nati0598 Месяц назад +5

      Except the post wasn't about pointing out addiction, it was literally just making fun of him for playing games. Even if there was no addiction at all their argument would be the same.

    • @jwalster9412
      @jwalster9412 Месяц назад +3

      If you want an example of an edge case, look at car guys. Some of us are borderline addicted to cars but they don't make us negative.

    • @jwalster9412
      @jwalster9412 Месяц назад +5

      ​@@barrothontherocks3325 the argument that "videogames cause violence" can so easily be overruled by the fact that the only thing causing violence is them yelling over you playing videogames.

  • @vinnigevinnies404
    @vinnigevinnies404 Месяц назад +151

    sometimes i think is america evne real bc how does anyone over the legal drinking age not know BEER is made out of plants

    • @Tr4ns1st0r
      @Tr4ns1st0r Месяц назад +11

      I mean, I’m 18 (3 years under the legal drinking age) and I didn’t know that. Then again, I don’t need to because I don’t really plan on touching beer ever.

    • @themenacingpenguin.7152
      @themenacingpenguin.7152 Месяц назад +12

      In America there's kind of a fuckton of chemicals in anything but I still think your generic bud lite is more than 70% piss reeking fermented wheat tea at least.

    • @haziereal
      @haziereal Месяц назад +7

      @@Tr4ns1st0ri forgot americans wait till 21 lol, i also hate beer although me and my dad always got pints when I was 7.

    • @elizabethsmith3374
      @elizabethsmith3374 Месяц назад +8

      Its not taught in schools (at least from my memory) and unless a person is interested in anything related to alcohol or fermentation then they won't know.

    • @nicres
      @nicres Месяц назад +2

      @@elizabethsmith3374 I mean, I think it says right on the bottle but I get it

  • @AlonAltman
    @AlonAltman Месяц назад +60

    I really believe that if you airdrop a billionaire with $5 in his pocket to a third-world country, he could easily be millionaire within a few years. It's not hard for rich people to lose that much money. They didn't say anything about not having access to his billions, just not having cash in his pocket.

    • @jwalster9412
      @jwalster9412 Месяц назад +11

      Airdrop a billionaire in a third world country, without any electronics, change all his passwords to his bank accounts and donate most (if not all) of his money to charity so he can't get it back even if he tried. Then, sell/donate his boats, planes, cars, houses so he can't. The only fair test of someone smarts is seeing how well they do ina. Foreign environment without anything they've had before.

    • @feuerling
      @feuerling Месяц назад +8

      ​@@jwalster9412 if the country's economy is bad enough, he'll be a billionaire in the local currency the moment he lands with those 5$

  • @RodolfoRamos-cd6zh
    @RodolfoRamos-cd6zh Месяц назад +37

    9:49 "Forcing Americans to drink plant-based beer"
    ... WHAT ARE AMERICANS DRINKING IF IT'S NOT PLANT-BASED BEER????

    • @sheeeenogoji7603
      @sheeeenogoji7603 Месяц назад +9

      J.D. Vance's semen, probably

    • @Lapis-_-
      @Lapis-_- 16 дней назад +1

      @ChristianMongelos-h4x HOLY SHIT SOMEONE KNOWS!!! THIS GUY IS FUCKING AMAZING!

  • @gatex33d74
    @gatex33d74 Месяц назад +160

    >Facepalm video
    >Look inside
    >American politics

    • @GeovaneSanciniSR
      @GeovaneSanciniSR Месяц назад

      That's reddit on Elections year, the sub reddits became an unsufferable political circle jerk

    • @filipnovotny4918
      @filipnovotny4918 Месяц назад +18

      Deserving, honestly

    • @VkngVd
      @VkngVd Месяц назад +21

      They should rename to r/facepolitics

    • @NinjaShark0109
      @NinjaShark0109 Месяц назад +7

      @@VkngVd facepalmotics

    • @wmdkitty
      @wmdkitty Месяц назад +25

      TBF, a lot of American politics, particularly on the -reich- er, _right,_ is very much facepalm-worthy.

  • @insanedinosaur
    @insanedinosaur Месяц назад +32

    The Ohio one is true…I always see fast food restaurants with one or two people running the entire place. I feel terrible ordering because I know those people probably aren’t getting paid enough.

    • @jwalster9412
      @jwalster9412 Месяц назад +3

      Give them a large tip and hopefully brighten their day.

    • @RidleeFox
      @RidleeFox Месяц назад +2

      True except for the "Isn't Socialism grand?" part....since it's capitalism on show.

  • @Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi
    @Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi Месяц назад +138

    The american healthcare system where profit is what's important

    • @cinnamoone3553
      @cinnamoone3553 Месяц назад +1

      unfortunately, so true...

    • @soph7230
      @soph7230 Месяц назад +1

      It’s 20% of the economy, so…

  • @LittleLexi24
    @LittleLexi24 Месяц назад +16

    4:19 As a gamer myself I could consider getting addicted sad, but not weird.

  • @Metaljacket420
    @Metaljacket420 Месяц назад +167

    If Eric Trump was actually working the backhoe, doing electrical, AND plumbing on construction sites for minimum wage, he's even dumber than I thought. Also is he aware those things require licensing? Though if it was Trump properties that tracks.

    • @LucaJP
      @LucaJP Месяц назад +27

      Plus, isn't it illegal to work for a salary when you're under 14?

    • @Demontrigger14K
      @Demontrigger14K Месяц назад +12

      Man has an image of him holding a shovel backwards, there's no way he did all the stuff he claimed

    • @Bouch1018
      @Bouch1018 Месяц назад +1

      I mean, if any of the Trump kids actually did this, it would probably be him 😂 as for working at 14, who cares. I worked for $10 an hour on riding lawn mowers at 12. It’s not that big a deal. 14 aren’t actually babies anymore.

    • @aaesir214
      @aaesir214 Месяц назад +2

      Nothing like having a former employee reporting illegal work conditions, huh.
      Not to mention, his employer was a real tightwad when it comes to paying their workers.

    • @doraps4764
      @doraps4764 Месяц назад +1

      ​@@Bouch1018 theyre still children and they shouldnt be made to work that early. I mean sure maybe if you doing a tiny job in your free time by your own volition its like whatever.

  • @Swirl_of_StarFire
    @Swirl_of_StarFire Месяц назад +123

    15:35 The funny thing about "women vote on emotion" is that they apparently don't. A legal analyst who was breaking down Trump's New York trial specifically said that a female majority jury is good because women tend to make decisions based on facts and logic rather than emotion

    • @GPB_Sick.Slav666
      @GPB_Sick.Slav666 Месяц назад

      Ppl's behavior in groups is based on emotions anyways
      Stop this genders division, you little satan😢

    • @Skoolitz
      @Skoolitz Месяц назад +8

      that's cool

    • @ColtonJennings-qv5wq
      @ColtonJennings-qv5wq Месяц назад +3

      Are they saying men make decisions based on emotion, not facts and logic? Seems rather rude

    • @stammesbruder
      @stammesbruder Месяц назад +29

      @@ColtonJennings-qv5wq There is nothing inherently wrong with making decisions based on emotions - it's just not always the most wise way of doing it. As such, it's just an observation - doesn't have to be judgemental.
      I love when something like this comes up though, because then I can remind the manosphere, that they can't argue with the data and "Facts don't care about your feelings".

    • @theemperoroftea3001
      @theemperoroftea3001 Месяц назад +15

      All people tend to make decisions based on facts and logic, that's how decision making works, emotions play a role in that as well of course but logic is more prevalent given time while emotion is more prevalent in short amounts of time.
      I will say though, psychologically, men are typically better at spacial and logical skills, this is where things like manufacturing, motor skills, and deduction come into play, this is because throughout history, men were workers.
      on the other hand, women have better skills in things such as emotional regulation, empathy, social skills, things that women have used more throughout history, they were caregivers
      This does mean, however, that women have a better ability to suppress their emotion and see the logic hidden behind it, however that does not make them more logical when given time, as those emotional responses are only the first thing the brain recognizes, given time all people see in logic.

  • @rosenrot234
    @rosenrot234 Месяц назад +33

    4:08 I love how they're trying to make Tim seem cringe when this makes him based imo. The Dreamcast was a great console

    • @gavinisdie
      @gavinisdie Месяц назад +3

      The only thing that could be cringe about playing the Dreamcast is liking the Big the Cat stages in Sonic Adventure

    • @rosenrot234
      @rosenrot234 Месяц назад +14

      @@gavinisdie I mean if anyone is gonna be good at the fishing levels its a dad.

    • @gavinisdie
      @gavinisdie Месяц назад +4

      @@rosenrot234 you have a point

    • @lmcgregoruk
      @lmcgregoruk Месяц назад +3

      @@gavinisdie FROGGY!

  • @davisthedaviskids2574
    @davisthedaviskids2574 Месяц назад +40

    5:03 my favorite rock band, The Talking Heads, have a singer named David Byrne and he is autistic. They're literally from the 70's
    Also I when I learned that the singer was autistic, I loved the band even more, because I'm also autistic

    • @RaphaPortoRP
      @RaphaPortoRP Месяц назад +1

      Dave Gahan from Depeche Mode (band that was founded in the 1980s) is autistic too! And, if I recall correctly, Martin L. Gore is autistic as well!

    • @YourPalKindred
      @YourPalKindred Месяц назад +3

      literally the first ever diagnosed autistic person was born in 1933. autists have always existed, its just that we have only recently figured it out, and we still don't know how many people actually are autistic. personally i think autism is far more common than we realise, these undiagnosed people just lack the resources for a diagnosis.

    • @comradewindowsill4253
      @comradewindowsill4253 Месяц назад

      every time i see this dot dot dot with not continuation, i know the poster is a bot copying someone's original post.

    • @jwalster9412
      @jwalster9412 Месяц назад

      If you can be a great singer while being autistic, than you deserve following and credit.

  • @zzzmatyzzz
    @zzzmatyzzz Месяц назад +32

    9:48 buddy, beer IS made out of hops which is plant

  • @Kerosene.Dreams
    @Kerosene.Dreams Месяц назад +7

    I had 5+ strokes 6 years ago and a heart attack 2 years ago. I started being chronically ill in my 20's. I have blockages in the 2 arteries running on both sides of my vertebrae into my brain but they aren't blocked enough for my insurance to allow the doctors to do anything to unblock them. I would have to have major surgery because stents don't work in these arteries. This is what caused my strokes to happen in the first place and it's only gotten worse but not bad enough to prevent another stroke. Health Insurance is the biggest bunch of bullshit I've personally dealt with.

  • @neilptolemy2028
    @neilptolemy2028 Месяц назад +77

    "Plant Based Beer"
    Beer is made with yeast fermentation and hops, so technicaly isn't beer already plant based?
    Edit: Great. I forgot to check whether or not someone already said something similar to me. Now I just look like an unoriginal idiot.

    • @filipnovotny4918
      @filipnovotny4918 Месяц назад +4

      Dont forget the malt

    • @LegorocketsAnimation
      @LegorocketsAnimation Месяц назад +15

      "Thats just woke liberal beer, real men drink 100% meat-based beer!"
      (sarcastic)

    • @LineOfThy
      @LineOfThy Месяц назад +2

      @@LegorocketsAnimation fuck it im making meat bear now

    • @wizardsuth
      @wizardsuth Месяц назад +1

      Yeast is a fungus, not a plant. But the yeast in beer feeds on plants.

    • @neilptolemy2028
      @neilptolemy2028 Месяц назад

      I took 3 Biology classes over the course of highschool and college. How the hell do I not know that fungi are not plants! I appologize to everyone who is reading this for embarasing my self on the internet not once but twice on one single comment.

  • @ampisbadatthis
    @ampisbadatthis Месяц назад +17

    first post, and I doubt it will get much worse than this, charging almost a thousand dollars for medical when the person was pronounced "dead on arrival" with no other fees listed might be the worst thing I have ever seen.

    • @tylerbartlett28
      @tylerbartlett28 Месяц назад +2

      Actually it can get worse when the hospital calls collections on them if they don't pay that $900 to them

    • @ampisbadatthis
      @ampisbadatthis Месяц назад +5

      @@tylerbartlett28 I meant the video, but you're right, that is definitely worse

  • @Sam-h6u9d
    @Sam-h6u9d Месяц назад +104

    first 1 second and i got my 123518316th reason on why living in the US sucks.

    • @GPB_Sick.Slav666
      @GPB_Sick.Slav666 Месяц назад +2

      *why is living in us when you broke sucks

    • @aldahviirthedovah8148
      @aldahviirthedovah8148 Месяц назад +12

      @@GPB_Sick.Slav666 Sorry, but not everyone can afford to live in a mansion, and then cry about only being able to take the limo and not their private jet. Get a life already.

    • @subwaytrain1093
      @subwaytrain1093 Месяц назад

      ​@@aldahviirthedovah8148negawatt

    • @GPB_Sick.Slav666
      @GPB_Sick.Slav666 Месяц назад

      @@aldahviirthedovah8148 so you are implying that only People with private jets can afford to pay $1000 for accidental medical services? Seriously? Brush your teeth harder then

    • @Sam-h6u9d
      @Sam-h6u9d Месяц назад +4

      @@GPB_Sick.Slav666 no, unless you are rich it sucks. If you are in the middle class it still sucks.

  • @FakeJeep
    @FakeJeep Месяц назад +9

    0:09 So my mother died a while back and she had been on dialysis for years... to say that the cost of dialysis is high is a gross understatement. I gave the clinic a courtesy call to tell them my mother wouldn't be in today, or ever again.... and they honest to god sent me her "final bill" that was for 20+ thousand dollars and said her bill needed to be paid.
    Mind you this is AFTER they told me to my face I could not get a receipt for my mother because I wasn't on her account, despite the fact everyone knew me by name. So a place that couldn't even give me a receipt for her medicare bill when asked... had the balls to send me her dialysis bill after telling them she was very dead.
    I was so.... shocked? By this that I could only stare at the note and say "Are you fucking kidding me?
    No I did not pay that bill, nor did I respond to them. I am not obligated to pay my mother's medical bills.

  • @undecidedgenius
    @undecidedgenius Месяц назад +8

    12:13 No...the tactic worked. People now think of the higher price and the cheaper price
    They raised the price 40%
    However, most think it's cheaper because they seen it go down from by half from an artificially high price

  • @YesCoolRo
    @YesCoolRo Месяц назад +5

    3:03 in 7th grade I learned like 10 tribes in Texas history in the first quarter, not just their names but the regions they lived in and their lifestyle, and where they are today.

  • @IsMgb45
    @IsMgb45 Месяц назад +47

    r/facepalm just became political twitter in its entirety

  • @johnothybogginson
    @johnothybogginson Месяц назад +61

    The AI ads are so embarassing.

  • @idontknow2469
    @idontknow2469 Месяц назад +18

    15:28 he says, "Facts are facts," then just states baseless accusations and opinions

  • @Josh_the_jester
    @Josh_the_jester Месяц назад +22

    1:37 this is a whole new meaning to subhuman, she vehemently claims women shouldn't have rights and are considered property. Who adopted her this mentality?

    • @SaltedCaramrl
      @SaltedCaramrl Месяц назад +9

      Honestly, I feel like she was trying to impress the “alpha males”

    • @sweetscenery614
      @sweetscenery614 Месяц назад

      She wants validation from men. Plain and simple. And the funny thing is, the category of men she's trying to impress still wouldn't pick her because she's too easy and they'd just about call her that

    • @KalijahAnderson
      @KalijahAnderson Месяц назад +4

      I'm pretty sure that's an AI picture. The hat doesn't fit right and the facial features just don't look quite natural.

    • @SaltedCaramrl
      @SaltedCaramrl Месяц назад +2

      @@KalijahAnderson It’s a filter. AI would look shinier

    • @Josh_the_jester
      @Josh_the_jester Месяц назад

      @@KalijahAnderson looking at it again, the hat looks like it was poorly photoshoped onto her hair and not her braw

  • @loriw2661
    @loriw2661 Месяц назад +33

    It cracks me up that the “women are so emotional” point is made by men…being emotional.

  • @SpineBones
    @SpineBones Месяц назад +52

    0:56 I'm less focused on their order and more focused on the fact that they're blaming the active effects of capitalism on socialism

    • @UnpatternedGarbage
      @UnpatternedGarbage Месяц назад +2

      They could also mean the effects that socialism is having on businesses. But I guess that's too charitable an interpretation for you

    • @SpineBones
      @SpineBones Месяц назад +19

      @@UnpatternedGarbage if there was actually socialism happening that employee wouldn't be stuck working alone because the workers would have control over their working conditions and wouldn't be forced into having as few people working as possible for the profit of those above them
      But I guess you're part of the group that doesn't know what socialism is

    • @wmdkitty
      @wmdkitty Месяц назад +10

      @@UnpatternedGarbage Tell me you don't know what socialism even is without telling me...

    • @UnpatternedGarbage
      @UnpatternedGarbage Месяц назад +2

      @@SpineBones I guess all socialists argue the same way. "Of course this isn't socialism being bad, because socialism promises to do good things, and so anything bad couldn't possibly be its fault!" Yes, in _theory,_ perhaps. But having every worker being able to choose their working conditions is pretty much incoherent, because, well, what do you suggest here? That other workers be forced to come and work with this solitary worker, in order to fulfill his wishes concerning his workplace? That would be a violation of _their_ right to choose their working conditions, and a forceful violation at that.
      That's not even touching on the economic absurdity of this principle you're positing.
      Of course, now you seem to be inserting your own preferred definition of socialism rather than addressing the woman's point the way she actually meant it; conservatives tend not to mean actual worker ownership of the means of production, but rather the less radical kind advocated for by Bernie and such.

    • @SpineBones
      @SpineBones Месяц назад +9

      @@UnpatternedGarbage socialism literally doesn't exist in this country
      It is not a part of the current systems
      You can't blame socialism if there is NO socialism
      Why people who know nothing about a topic feel the need to open their mouths I will never know

  • @mell0wzgmd
    @mell0wzgmd Месяц назад +10

    5:02 gluten intolerant or autism didnt exist??? im convinced this is rage/engagement bait

  • @MisatoBestWoman
    @MisatoBestWoman Месяц назад +4

    That first post.. the fact the mother was billed for the EMTs telling her, her son had died .... I'm not American but Holy Christ the American Healthcare system needs serious help (Of course the Canadian system is struggling too, but just.. WOW)

  • @RidleeFox
    @RidleeFox Месяц назад +7

    1:05 Why is every "look at how bad socialism is" post actually just pointing out the faults of capitalism?

  • @Cassxowary
    @Cassxowary Месяц назад +8

    *that one who believes women vote on emotion and celebs is literally defending someone who was a celeb when he started his biggest trail of horrors by running for president*

    • @thomas-ko9ij
      @thomas-ko9ij Месяц назад

      ...biggest trail of horrors.. lol

  • @seamusomalley8833
    @seamusomalley8833 Месяц назад +4

    The American healthcare system: all of this shit is free in Australia

  • @djarcsine
    @djarcsine Месяц назад +4

    I absolutely agree with the Columbus vs Native Americans post... Except like a quarter of our states and towns are named after the local tribes.

  • @joeywomer
    @joeywomer Месяц назад +2

    "Plant Based Beer?" So Beer? Like the crap everyone's been drinking for years now?

  • @rickstas521
    @rickstas521 Месяц назад +5

    If you charge me for telling me my kid is dead, people are dying

  • @driftliketokyo34ftw35
    @driftliketokyo34ftw35 Месяц назад +9

    It’s one thing to park like an asshole. It’s a whole other thing to get mad at others for not putting up with said asshole parking.

  • @rkymtnrsx
    @rkymtnrsx Месяц назад +5

    3:24 bro what the hell how would me watching 30 minutes of Netflix be equivalent to driving 4 miles.

    • @a-person100
      @a-person100 Месяц назад +1

      i assume the argument is supposed to be about emissions from power usage from netflix servers and networking and crap but its still stupid

    • @taflo1981
      @taflo1981 Месяц назад +1

      ​@@a-person100And I think I read somewhere that this comparison is way off, by a factor of 90, if I recall correctly.

    • @rkymtnrsx
      @rkymtnrsx Месяц назад

      @@a-person100 I know it’s like what if I’m driving enough speed to go 4 miles in 30 minutes and I have like an iPad while I watch Netflix yeah then it’s gonna be equivalent to 4 miles because I did

  • @sentinelsett
    @sentinelsett 10 дней назад +1

    you know emkay prolly cried when kamala lost

  • @chaoswarriorx4411
    @chaoswarriorx4411 Месяц назад +7

    5:50 I hope she sued

  • @bonD6002
    @bonD6002 Месяц назад +1

    When the hospital acts like a bussiness instead of a hospital.

    • @valeriaswanne
      @valeriaswanne Месяц назад

      They are. They are for-profit businesses, with shareholders.

    • @bonD6002
      @bonD6002 Месяц назад

      @@valeriaswanne Not everywhere

  • @nachgeben
    @nachgeben Месяц назад +30

    Having had Christian parents and many fundamentalist Christian parents around me via my friends growing up... the tampon thing was never a thing.
    2020 is at fault for this shit tbh, it took radical, small numbers' opinions and put those people on the internet.

  • @SirAsdf
    @SirAsdf Месяц назад +3

    3:43
    1. If the test came back negative, he legally ain't your baby daddy.
    2. Phrasing a negative paternity test as "your son failing" is fucking wild.
    3. You manipulated this man into caring for someone else's kid.

  • @WarneD1
    @WarneD1 Месяц назад +3

    02:21 Per the US Department of Homeland Security website. "Crossing the United States’ border between the ports of entry is dangerous and illegal." A criminal does illegal acts.

    • @jamesphillips2285
      @jamesphillips2285 Месяц назад

      Most undocumented people fly in and overstay their visa.

  • @MrTigroz
    @MrTigroz Месяц назад +1

    The "plant-based beer" got me 😂 🌾🍺

  • @Delynxo982
    @Delynxo982 Месяц назад +3

    "there was no autism in the 70s"
    wtf

  • @Jc27uhh4h4h4
    @Jc27uhh4h4h4 Месяц назад +1

    2:50 that's actually a pretty respectful response from the landlord

  • @Damien_Paxton
    @Damien_Paxton Месяц назад +3

    0:01 That is seriously F****D UP!

  • @IkeFanBoy64
    @IkeFanBoy64 Месяц назад +15

    1:42
    I don't even know what this guy is trying to argue. How does a billionaire with only $5 on hand lead to him being reduced to a millionaire?

    • @stammesbruder
      @stammesbruder Месяц назад +8

      He means that if you "reset" a billionaire's position, they will work their way up to being a millionaire again, since they have the necessary skills to turn those 5 bucks into greater values. Problem with that logic is, that it takes a lot of luck to reach that level of success. It's never just down to "business strategy" or charisma.

    • @IkeFanBoy64
      @IkeFanBoy64 Месяц назад +3

      @@stammesbruder oooooh, I see. That makes a lot more sense
      I mean, millionaire is a stretch, but they'd probably at least be able to get comfortable, i assume

    • @dtly50
      @dtly50 Месяц назад +4

      ​@stammesbruder Also, "every" billionaire is immensely well connected.
      Most have rich parents and good on them for growing the money further but those skills needed? They don't have them starting from parents with $5 in a third world country.
      They start from a "small loan of a million dollars" connections gained in ivy league schools and the best education money can buy.

  • @KirbysPVS
    @KirbysPVS Месяц назад +23

    12:20 misinformation. The people who own the subway brand are forcing the individual owners of the stores to use prices they cannot afford despite inflation

  • @minecraftchest2
    @minecraftchest2 Месяц назад +2

    12:21 The bad part is that each of the franchise owners had to raise the price of the footlongs so they could stay afloat. Food theory has a whole video on it.

  • @embertheunusual8036
    @embertheunusual8036 Месяц назад +5

    4:22 they're not just scraping the bottom of the barrel for dirt on this man, they've chipped through the wood and are scratching the concrete floor

  • @besserwizard
    @besserwizard Месяц назад +2

    Call me old-fashioned, but if I were a parent, I'd quite like to know wether my son, Sam, was showing up at school as Samantha. That's why I would create a healthy atmosphere at home, so my children would tell me with which name I should address them. So then I would know.

  • @Bouch1018
    @Bouch1018 Месяц назад +3

    I’ve never understood the whole “make women property” thing. As a man, save for a few things here and there, I would never want to “own” my woman. Sure, I’ll call you my woman, but cmon. I’m not dating a servant.

  • @DavidVanVlerah
    @DavidVanVlerah Месяц назад +5

    Aw HELL naw! I'll NEVER give up mah meat based beer! Dam liberuls!

  • @ColtonJennings-qv5wq
    @ColtonJennings-qv5wq Месяц назад +6

    I think i dislocated my hand and broke my nose from how many times i facepalmed.

  • @13Character5
    @13Character5 Месяц назад +2

    0:27 things went downhill for the world's best dog ever since he parted ways with shaggy so he could be the purple guy

  • @shadowwolf_ops2018
    @shadowwolf_ops2018 Месяц назад +6

    9:51 is beer not already plant based?

    • @ik-hou-van-jou4900
      @ik-hou-van-jou4900 День назад

      He has a secret special kind made from cow blood (obviously I'm joking)

  • @SoapyIsThe1
    @SoapyIsThe1 Месяц назад +2

    13:56 we will just ignore that failed math

  • @MeEmeraldBeast
    @MeEmeraldBeast Месяц назад +14

    The first one is actually just horrible. 100% sure they can sue for that.

    • @tylerbartlett28
      @tylerbartlett28 Месяц назад +5

      If you mean the hospital can sue the parent if they don't pay the $900, yes you are correct because welcome to America

  • @fennelcomeaux9663
    @fennelcomeaux9663 Месяц назад +1

    That last one is FOUL. It's Gamer Girl Bathwater for people who think The Handmaid's Tale was an instruction manual

  • @SailorYuki
    @SailorYuki Месяц назад +4

    The whole "we didn't have XYZ back in the caveman days, it's all a fad" is really getting old. There has always been neurodiversity, LBGTQIA, cancer and so on. The reason there's so much "more" of it is because we have learned how to detect them. It's called progress. We also have a huge backlog to get through. Neurodiversity, for example, is one of those where the older you are the higher the chance of you not being diagnosed properly.

  • @SomeRandomChristian
    @SomeRandomChristian Месяц назад +1

    Dang, i cant watch this channel anymore, i just wanted to vibe but like, i only wish you the best my guy

  • @CuppaLLX
    @CuppaLLX Месяц назад +3

    Not just catturd, one female Republican published a book where she talks about shooting a puppy becase the puppy wasn’t fully trained
    And RFK littery has a selfie of him eating a dog

    • @great-wyrmII
      @great-wyrmII Месяц назад

      Source? What the actual fk are you talking about?

    • @Direwolf181
      @Direwolf181 Месяц назад +1

      ​@@great-wyrmIIbelieve hes talking about the Governor of North Dakota regarding the lady who shot her dog

  • @DembaiVT
    @DembaiVT 20 дней назад +1

    13:20 as a person who got their first period while at a christian school and the pad machine was never stocked and would have cost a dollar i didn't have, and the nurses office was closed, free tampons would have made that day much less terrifying. Thank you for being angry about this. And a reminder, a hymen isn't even guaranteed. And even if it was, god can tell the difference between you using a tampon and you having sex. Virginity is a social construct.

    • @ik-hou-van-jou4900
      @ik-hou-van-jou4900 День назад

      The hymen is like a hair tie not like a paper sheet I'm saying that because a lot of people me included were taught it was like the second one

  • @zeynepdoogaan
    @zeynepdoogaan Месяц назад +3

    0:38 three bros chillin’ in the hot tub, NOT five feet apart cuz’ they’re gay?

  • @dxmaqe8142
    @dxmaqe8142 Месяц назад +1

    "Oh a new Emkay video."
    *instant politics*
    "nvm"

  • @MSRTA_Productions
    @MSRTA_Productions Месяц назад +451

    This comment above me is a mega facepalm

    • @Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi
      @Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi Месяц назад +346

      There's no comment above yours. That's a mega facepalm

    • @R_Mike
      @R_Mike Месяц назад +8

      @@Bryce_the_Woomy_Boithere is it just didnt load

    • @Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi
      @Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi Месяц назад +30

      ​@@R_Mike at the time of writing it, there wasn't any other comments

    • @R_Mike
      @R_Mike Месяц назад +4

      sorry mb

    • @Summer_FOXX_Real
      @Summer_FOXX_Real Месяц назад +3

      @Hungrydinoinyigo🤦^28

  • @H3artTart
    @H3artTart Месяц назад +2

    13:12 They are basically the next Diddy but are hiding it with their Christianity

  • @celly-vq8dc
    @celly-vq8dc Месяц назад +4

    man i came to get mad at people being dumb, but it’s all about politics and i hate that

    • @Soggycheeseee
      @Soggycheeseee Месяц назад

      Yea, it’s also all American politics. Non Americans like cannot watch r/facepalm videos without being utterly confused

  • @allanforteseleite9946
    @allanforteseleite9946 Месяц назад +1

    Im watching this while changing my avatar in Roblox. This is bliss

  • @Tom-cu5ym
    @Tom-cu5ym Месяц назад +4

    It just keeps getting worse

  • @sammyluvsya1265
    @sammyluvsya1265 Месяц назад +1

    For the first one, as a paramedic, pronouncement of a death can involve a lot of things, including resuscitation efforts, EKG, CPR, giving medications, airway management, etc. Pretty much every EMS personnel HATES the fact we have to bill patients FOR ANYTHING really, but we don't really get a say in that, unfortunately. It's absolute bullshit for that person they had to deal with the death of their son and then a medical bill.

    • @thedesensitizedsympathizer5307
      @thedesensitizedsympathizer5307 Месяц назад

      Why can't you just......not bill them? Seriously, who's holding you at gunpoint, forcing you to bill dead patients?

  • @kawaii7460
    @kawaii7460 Месяц назад +7

    At This point wont it be cheaper to fly to eroup to get Treatment or meds ext.. n then fly back?

  • @great-wyrmII
    @great-wyrmII Месяц назад +2

    2:05 this is taking it out of context and you know it.

  • @Treegreentrees
    @Treegreentrees Месяц назад +43

    I am gay

  • @RandomDude1487
    @RandomDude1487 Месяц назад +1

    5:03 This guy needs to realize Autism was around back then, but people just didn’t know it existed and people with it were possibly alienated without ever knowing why they are different

  • @Archive224
    @Archive224 Месяц назад +4

    It’s not weird to have hobbies it’s completely normal, but when you let your hobbies become addictions and end neglecting the people around you, there is a problem.
    your partner should not have to treat you like a child by hiding the thing that you are so addicted to.

  • @erikarussell1142
    @erikarussell1142 Месяц назад +1

    Not the plant based beer…?!?
    👀👀👀 who’s gonna tell em?

  • @Foreskin-gamer28
    @Foreskin-gamer28 Месяц назад +3

    I am a mega facepalm

  • @masterofwriters4176
    @masterofwriters4176 Месяц назад

    0:07 best option fir that guy is to get insurance on the line, and if they can’t get it down then ask for an itemized list and try to dispute the individual charges one by one

  • @sanek_1648
    @sanek_1648 Месяц назад +2

    Remember when facepalm was people being stupid in funny ways? And now it’s just… depressing man

  • @No_Direction-99
    @No_Direction-99 Месяц назад +2

    4:00 The main thing that needs fixed there is her toxic behavior. No wonder he left!!

  • @Riceyricericeyay
    @Riceyricericeyay Месяц назад +6

    AMERICA 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

    • @tirefish
      @tirefish Месяц назад +2

      Hit em with that American Eagle screech

    • @Riceyricericeyay
      @Riceyricericeyay 10 дней назад

      @@tirefish AMERICA 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

  • @nikitatavernitilitvynova
    @nikitatavernitilitvynova Месяц назад

    I recently saw an ad on tv on our italian postal service that was very emotional to me as it went through its entire history. I think people don't realize that the postal service in any country is loosing money because if the post didn't work we'd all be dead. If packages and mail didn't get delivered we'd all die. We like to crap on how poor the postal service is and how lazy their are at times that we don't realize how dependant we are on them to be punctual and work. If it weren't for them we wouldn't survive a single day.

  • @90sbby37
    @90sbby37 Месяц назад +39

    can EmKay just make a video without politics? I want more "how did she change where her hair grew from..." and not fearing for my future 😭I'm always angry at the end of the videos bro i just want giggles...

    • @heddja
      @heddja Месяц назад +12

      they take what’s popular, sadly that’s mostly politics
      watch made you smile, those barely have any politics and it makes you smile :)

    • @itsdorianrae
      @itsdorianrae Месяц назад +2

      have you tried their videos on r/nonpoliticaltwitter?

    • @90sbby37
      @90sbby37 Месяц назад

      @@itsdorianrae ill check that out, thanks!

    • @iclynnx
      @iclynnx Месяц назад +1

      As much as it can be important to keep up with news (although maybe not so much just American news - as a Swede I should keep an eye on local news), I also just get sad or frustrated when I see so much sh*t. I fear for the future too.

  • @FoolMisinfo
    @FoolMisinfo Месяц назад +1

    11:18 if you study marketing(on Mexico) you will realize that 90% of the biggest companies in the world depend on a single lifeline that if cut slightly will come off immediately.
    One of our teachers even went as far as to show us the administrative mess some companies are and how 80% they most likely don't know what they're even doing. Surprisingly or maybe not surprisingly the only fast food restaurant I know so far that has a huge strong field is KFC. It has the most diverse and creative ways to adapt to new changes and even with a week of loss stocks it'll just be a scratch for the company.

  • @pablozocchi
    @pablozocchi Месяц назад +4

    The whole video was about american politics... republicans vs. democrats vs. conservatives vs. liberals... and i, as an Argentinian, I DONT GIVE SINGLE SHIT ABOUT THEM!!!

    • @Cynchronicity7
      @Cynchronicity7 Месяц назад +1

      Good for you. But Americans might care because it’s directly affecting their lives.🎉

    • @vibrantgleam
      @vibrantgleam Месяц назад +1

      good for YOU.

    • @Cynchronicity7
      @Cynchronicity7 Месяц назад

      @@vibrantgleam Thank you

  • @sweetscenery614
    @sweetscenery614 Месяц назад

    Zach struggling to comprehend the pure stupidity of humans in this subreddit is very funny to me. That chick wanting to be property and the whole "tampons ruining virginity" thing definitely got to bro😂😂

  • @W1LD_and_his_voices
    @W1LD_and_his_voices Месяц назад +13

    No but like highkey are the Americans doing ok? Just want to check on you guys.

    • @ratticusmaximus3710
      @ratticusmaximus3710 Месяц назад +8

      As an American... no 😔 But thank you for asking, that is much kinder than most people are to us. I'm sorry everyone here is so stupid.

    • @UnpatternedGarbage
      @UnpatternedGarbage Месяц назад +2

      Wouldn't be a Reddit video without people thinking the US is hell on Earth. Lmao

    • @lefishe5845
      @lefishe5845 Месяц назад +1

      It ain't hell but it sure sinking to that depth.

    • @mysticzebra5421
      @mysticzebra5421 Месяц назад

      No

    • @Paperwoulf
      @Paperwoulf Месяц назад

      Nah man everything's on fire 😂 appreciate the concern tho
      Edit: typo :/

  • @yamigekusu
    @yamigekusu Месяц назад +2

    I actually go to Burger King for a Diet Coke once in a while due to the fact that it is an extremely short distance from the college I attend

    • @90sbby37
      @90sbby37 Месяц назад +2

      yeah i love the taste of mc donalds diet coke since fast food places add something to their sodas to make them taste better...idk why ppl are hating on her.

    • @gaeridallmariegrey5888
      @gaeridallmariegrey5888 Месяц назад

      ​@@90sbby37It's because she's complaining about there being only one person working in the morning. You don't need more than one person to get you a soda.

    • @90sbby37
      @90sbby37 Месяц назад

      @@gaeridallmariegrey5888 she isn't complaining that its taking a while because its one guy...she was confused because why is there one guy being the drive thru orderer, the cook, the cashier, etc. lots of ppl get fast food breakfast there should be more staff.