Bill Burr | Advice: Family Thinks I Joined a Sex Cult

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  • Опубликовано: 1 фев 2025

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  • @volcryndarkstar
    @volcryndarkstar 5 лет назад +1463

    Bill Burr: "What is peyote?"
    Joe Rogan: **breaks the sound barrier rushing in to answer**

    • @11cacoo
      @11cacoo 5 лет назад +66

      dude you ever try DMT?

    • @bjoernheil1766
      @bjoernheil1766 5 лет назад +14

      @@11cacoo wouldnt try it, i know a girl who used dmt when she was getting a Tattoo, so far noone told her its written wrong and she hasnt found out herself yet 🤣

    • @arknark
      @arknark 5 лет назад +27

      @@bjoernheil1766 Who the fuck would hit DMT while getting a tattoo? That sounds horrible

    • @bjoernheil1766
      @bjoernheil1766 5 лет назад +3

      @@arknark dont know her well, looks gorgeous but doesnt seem to be smart at all 🤷‍♂️ i agree theres a time and a place for every drug but thats not the right one 🤣

    • @arknark
      @arknark 5 лет назад

      @@bjoernheil1766 I can imagine the feeling of that as you blast off... Well, at least she's got looks. And a new tattoo.

  • @guitarded6836
    @guitarded6836 5 лет назад +3266

    The fabled ''laaaaaaaaaydie'' performed live infront of our eyes.

    • @Nullllus
      @Nullllus 5 лет назад +88

      Got me wet just like that.

    • @drgreenthumber
      @drgreenthumber 5 лет назад +24

      holy shit yes!!! the bravado, the macheeeese-moe

    • @JohnnyBoy14532
      @JohnnyBoy14532 5 лет назад +28

      Only thing left is nia busting bill’s bald balls

    • @michaelpipkin9942
      @michaelpipkin9942 5 лет назад +29

      I wanna see a read live. Like Zip or MeUndees.

    • @guitarded6836
      @guitarded6836 5 лет назад +6

      I want him to ChEcKiNoNuS live

  • @thescoobymike
    @thescoobymike 5 лет назад +2282

    Bill found himself the laziest way of doing stand up AND HE DOES IT SITTING DOWN 🤯

    • @cavemanlovesmoke4394
      @cavemanlovesmoke4394 5 лет назад +79

      Its a great gig if you ask me!

    • @namhero1810
      @namhero1810 5 лет назад +84

      I guess you could say he is doing a sit down comedy

    • @Zesrii
      @Zesrii 5 лет назад +7

      Đào Nhật Nam too easy

    • @manuelhernandez1768
      @manuelhernandez1768 5 лет назад +2

      @@Zesrii ha the hackiest joke in the game

    • @ghostswordsman8024
      @ghostswordsman8024 5 лет назад +13

      Its basically his podcast questions but in front of an audience

  • @jmeszi4159
    @jmeszi4159 5 лет назад +742

    You know when bill burr says “laaadyyyy” you’re in for an interesting story

    • @lostinsauce4515
      @lostinsauce4515 5 лет назад +25

      When bill starts talking, you're in for a good story.

    • @imnotsmartbutimdumb
      @imnotsmartbutimdumb 5 лет назад +4

      He says ladyeeeee all the time, it isn’t always in a story, it’s a jerry Lewis reference, and it’s just funny as is. Doesn’t have to be in a story.

    • @traor.e8110
      @traor.e8110 5 лет назад +1

      Jeremy Waters debby

    • @jmeszi4159
      @jmeszi4159 5 лет назад

      Jeremy Waters uhhh no he actually doesn’t, not only could I care less about jerry lewis, but you also clearly aren’t a big fan of Bill Burr because if you were you’d know he may say it in his podcast but that’s when he starts to tell a story that a listener emailed to him. Do yourself a favor and listen to his specials then his podcasts and THEN you have a right to comment something so preposterous

    • @jmeszi4159
      @jmeszi4159 5 лет назад

      Theodore Grevers yessssss 🤣 what is this gatekeeping thing you speak of?

  • @BillyIs-AnoNymous
    @BillyIs-AnoNymous 5 лет назад +769

    I wish they were all live like this. Gotta love how he plays to the crowd.

    • @leesahguillaume533
      @leesahguillaume533 5 лет назад +3

      Yes New Zealanders seem fun

    • @BillyIs-AnoNymous
      @BillyIs-AnoNymous 5 лет назад +2

      @@leesahguillaume533 I've never heard a bad word about the place from anyone that's gone to visit.

    • @itswade69
      @itswade69 5 лет назад +2

      I'd say he was more playing to the audience, not necessarily the studio crowd.

    • @BillyIs-AnoNymous
      @BillyIs-AnoNymous 5 лет назад +7

      @@itswade69 I meant the live audience/crowd.

    • @kuersatc
      @kuersatc 5 лет назад +3

      Oh shit, imagine he would become a podcast life show. I guess it would draw almost more people than his stand-up...

  • @johnemerson6112
    @johnemerson6112 5 лет назад +159

    “I’m not saying stop doing it...I’m saying stop f***ing telling them”
    🤣🤣🤣

    • @Crunchyr1ce
      @Crunchyr1ce 5 лет назад +11

      John Emerson I like how that’s his advice after reading that apparently his brother went from having a similar outlook, and that he thought he wasn’t gonna be judged by him, to being born again christian like the rest of their stupid family and narc’d on him. Obviously he wouldn’t tell his brother if he knew... Billy baldsack needs reading comprehension lessons

    • @Cheese.9898
      @Cheese.9898 5 лет назад +6

      @@Crunchyr1ce
      Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. Not the first time Bill's forgotten about important details in the letter he's responding to though.
      To be fair, it's possible that he might also have just been trying to make the story more entertaining/funny (Since it didn't end in a particularly "fun" way... I mean, the guy's brother kind of betrayed him, and turned his whole family against him).

    • @peelsreklaw
      @peelsreklaw 5 лет назад

      @@Crunchyr1ce The question was "what should I do?" not "what should I have done"?

  • @DIZAZZO
    @DIZAZZO 5 лет назад +169

    "_ I'm not saying 'stop doing that', I'm saying stop telling..."
    Lol, that's so me.

  • @l.rabbit1443
    @l.rabbit1443 5 лет назад +1655

    I am a simple Man, i see a bald ginger, i click

  • @kingofpain11111
    @kingofpain11111 5 лет назад +61

    That dude booing the Christian got burned hard. I loved Bills reaction and the crowd. It was perfect!

    • @drumboarder1
      @drumboarder1 3 года назад +5

      I'd probably groan myself because of the people I've met but Bill's entirely right lol

    • @TsukiNaito1
      @TsukiNaito1 Год назад +1

      Being an agnostic turned Christian myself, I had mad respect for Bill for that. I used to be the kind of person that made assumptions about people because they were Christian, then I got life experience and learned that was a stupid and simplistic outlook. One trait doesn't define a whole person.
      Also, "I moved out of my hometown!" 😂😂😂 So accurate.

  • @TheCynicalDude_
    @TheCynicalDude_ 5 лет назад +5

    Loving these live advice reads. The advice section is my favorite part of the podcast. Super entertaining. You could make an entire show out of just this. I'm sure enough people write in to you for advice to fill a half hour and you always give really solid advice.

  • @ajinkyadekhane1788
    @ajinkyadekhane1788 5 лет назад +40

    Dude can be chilling on a couch reading some printouts and make the whole world laugh

  • @davidhills2283
    @davidhills2283 5 лет назад +245

    The guy who wrote in this story sounds like he made it up after watching "Midsommar"

    • @GeminiHiro009
      @GeminiHiro009 5 лет назад +11

      Lol right... Where is the pubic hair bread?

    • @essenceofcha4765
      @essenceofcha4765 5 лет назад +2

      It be like that

    • @WalterLiddy
      @WalterLiddy 5 лет назад +3

      I was thinking something similar, that his family probably saw Midsommar and figured that's what it was like, based on his account.

    • @Xanti97
      @Xanti97 5 лет назад

      Midsummer murders? Lmao

    • @catalinsalcieanu4640
      @catalinsalcieanu4640 5 лет назад

      @@Xanti97 no, the movie

  • @willso8631
    @willso8631 5 лет назад +227

    "he's crossing his legs, what a faaawwwggg"

    • @mancube7645
      @mancube7645 5 лет назад +10

      😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 only a true fan!

    • @bsc27squad98
      @bsc27squad98 5 лет назад +4

      That’s how men sit once they hit a curtain age

    • @willso8631
      @willso8631 5 лет назад +2

      @Mike Davidson room for his sack and his purse

    • @michaelmoore6684
      @michaelmoore6684 5 лет назад

      All older people from New England sit like that

  • @MfJediKnight
    @MfJediKnight 5 лет назад +146

    “To a born again Christian”
    The crowd “ooo nnnoooooo” 😂😂

    • @Name-oz4lq
      @Name-oz4lq 5 лет назад +31

      It was one obnoxious woman

    • @MrSirFluffy
      @MrSirFluffy 5 лет назад +23

      @@Name-oz4lq Sounded like more than one.

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine 5 лет назад +51

      As if born-again Christians aren't some of the most obnoxious humans on the planet.
      Dude straight up betrayed his brother, concocting deranged fictions to suck his family's asses.

    • @rockyterman6904
      @rockyterman6904 5 лет назад +48

      @@seigeengine who hurt you?

    • @Dubbsteppa21
      @Dubbsteppa21 5 лет назад +37

      @@rockyterman6904 hes got a point tho that is exactly what his brother did

  • @littlespriggan
    @littlespriggan 5 лет назад +242

    "what is peyote?"
    "oh it comes from a cactus? oh okay"

    • @painkillerjones6232
      @painkillerjones6232 5 лет назад +19

      Weed on steroids - HAHAHAHAAA!!

    • @love-hammer
      @love-hammer 5 лет назад +16

      That's all you need to know. Delicious cactus juice that definitely won't send you to another dimension.
      Edit: I mixed up peyote and ayahuasca... Yikes.

    • @NoNewfriendss
      @NoNewfriendss 5 лет назад +16

      haha Burr grew up around different drugs. I don't think many people were hawking peyote buttons on the corners of Boston.

    • @jeffreyyyy3052
      @jeffreyyyy3052 5 лет назад

      @@love-hammer dude believe me, that tastes realy bitter if its potent

    • @jonnyd8399
      @jonnyd8399 5 лет назад +2

      @@airsupply1248 I don't think anyone is arguing that it doesn't.

  • @billyccall5774
    @billyccall5774 5 лет назад +1176

    Hey bill dont get to funny or Disney might fire ya

    • @bluetextonwhitebg
      @bluetextonwhitebg 5 лет назад +12

      according to imdb, he's only in one episode.

    • @michaelpipkin9942
      @michaelpipkin9942 5 лет назад +58

      Ol Sith...........
      RECRUTAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @masonmoyer8345
      @masonmoyer8345 5 лет назад +27

      @Shahaan Singh That would be weird considering the first season only has 8 episodes.

    • @buddhashogun
      @buddhashogun 5 лет назад +22

      @@masonmoyer8345 and the fact that he wasn't in the first two.

    • @elishathornton6143
      @elishathornton6143 5 лет назад +5

      The savagery in this reply thread gives me pleasure.

  • @dannybhoy2739
    @dannybhoy2739 5 лет назад +489

    Fk everything maynnn
    I moved out of my hometown 😂

    • @markstewart4501
      @markstewart4501 5 лет назад +1

      Wait a minute, my childhood is a lie, NO WAY. My parents are perfect. Everyone else lies. NEVER take up issues as if you give a shit. 2000 years ago and a current preacher actually gets it. We are all f'k ups....um, but can we give a shit and actually try to make it work....um, besides the devil...side note: does that devil fuck look look like a goat, or did GOD want us to hate goats? asking for a friend.

    • @Saru-yr3qk
      @Saru-yr3qk 5 лет назад +31

      He summarize half of the expat assholes from LA and NY with that line.

    • @thagodwecreate5179
      @thagodwecreate5179 5 лет назад +1

      @@markstewart4501 "god" and "devil" is tha same entity. It takes both a positive and negative charge to make light

    • @markstewart4501
      @markstewart4501 5 лет назад +2

      @@thagodwecreate5179 ...but what if you want to make light with out a negative charge? Sacrifices, Inquisitions, and general "Jesus told me to do it" are faux pas...I was thinking/feeling, can we blame the poor/hobo/drug addicts? Surely "God" will agree.

  • @ryanlaurence569
    @ryanlaurence569 5 лет назад +38

    "Can they ever hit off the blue tees?" I wheezed way too hard at that

    • @Christian-oi7sd
      @Christian-oi7sd 5 лет назад +5

      i didnt get it what does that mean

    • @thalanoth
      @thalanoth 5 лет назад +12

      @@Christian-oi7sd lol the blue tees are the longest tees from the hole in golf. playing golf on hard mode

    • @agirlisnoone5953
      @agirlisnoone5953 4 года назад

      @@thalanoth now that I know what a blue tee is, what does the joke mean? How is it related to a cringe commercial about mothers of soldiers saying they serve too.? Thanks

    • @thalanoth
      @thalanoth 4 года назад +4

      @@agirlisnoone5953 burr has a couple of bits about that. Basically the commercial is comparing soldiers jobs to the job of a mother of a soldier and saying they are equal in difficulty. Which, while emotionally stimulating to that part of your brain that makes you go "aww yea, that's right!" is downright not true. In pro men's golf is generally always played on the blue tees, and women's tees are closer to the pin, yet they're supposed to be considered equal =p His point is that as much as you try to make it fair, equal doesn't equal... well, equal, when you're moving the goal post to adjust for male vs female. He has a bunch of bits where he goes on about it with more examples, this joke he just threw out there is homage to em.

    • @agirlisnoone5953
      @agirlisnoone5953 4 года назад

      @@thalanoth gotcha! Thanks for that!
      I love his stance on the equality feminist bullshit. Makes me sad that he only has a few decades left. We need this dude.

  • @afrocoolio25
    @afrocoolio25 5 лет назад +166

    Moral of the story: *Don't blow it, keep it simple, count your mushrooms.*

    • @clintshidwood4511
      @clintshidwood4511 4 года назад +1

      @Stoney Bologna watch out, we got a tough guy ova here. try this on for size, I can smoke 6 marijuanas in 47 seconds.

    • @diobrando9685
      @diobrando9685 4 года назад +1

      @@clintshidwood4511 oh watch out we've got a badass over here. Listen here bucko, I can consume 38 DMT in only 3 lightyears. Get on my level.

  • @ImEverythingYouCrave
    @ImEverythingYouCrave 5 лет назад +385

    Bill should start roasting more people

    • @leesahguillaume533
      @leesahguillaume533 5 лет назад +1

      Roast me

    • @nastyham5302
      @nastyham5302 5 лет назад +20

      @@leesahguillaume533 I don't know whether to like your comment or call immigration on you

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine 5 лет назад +2

      Honestly the worst parts of any of these.

    • @waqasahmed3115
      @waqasahmed3115 5 лет назад +2

      Yeah roasting and mimicry are the best forms of comedy!

    • @BootyBot
      @BootyBot 5 лет назад +1

      he comes off as an asshole but if you've seen him interact with other people he's really a sweetheart and wouldn't go out of his way to do that

  • @krrk6337
    @krrk6337 5 лет назад +62

    This should be a daily show.

  • @barfy362
    @barfy362 5 лет назад +1

    holy shit I love this live podcast format I don't even listen to the normal podcast but I would literally watch every single one of these.

  • @contra998
    @contra998 5 лет назад +4

    love these, billy bill boy! If u are having as much fun as us, please keep doing more of those! thank you for all the laughs, your work is awesome!!!!

  • @rogue-like4life
    @rogue-like4life 5 лет назад +87

    Bill's the man! I love how he rips on the audience at the Christian part.

    • @thisgustin
      @thisgustin 5 лет назад +23

      Bryan Brown lol I liked that too. Pretentious fks haha

    • @nicolah.6454
      @nicolah.6454 5 лет назад +13

      I'm already a big fan of Bill (from Conan), but that burn to the obnoxious audience member (or members) just made my respect for him go through the roof. Love this guy.

    • @michaelhansen2309
      @michaelhansen2309 5 лет назад +4

      It's exactly that kind of blind religious crap that screws these boys up growing up and make them experiment with extremes.

    • @michaelhansen2309
      @michaelhansen2309 4 года назад +1

      @Eliel Vladin no, it isnt. Heavily dogmatic religious oppression will have more extreme reactions from those who try and break out of it. You dont see this as much in open minded west European countries

    • @michaelhansen2309
      @michaelhansen2309 4 года назад

      @Eliel Vladin yeah a lot of people do suck no matter where you are, but a lot are also sweet good people

  • @ARKHAMxMaverick
    @ARKHAMxMaverick 5 лет назад +241

    It's time for adviiiiiiiice....from your host Billy Burrrrrrrrrrrr..

    • @patg9754
      @patg9754 5 лет назад +31

      And I'm ripping of this melody from somebody else 🎵🎶🎵

    • @FrecklePecker
      @FrecklePecker 5 лет назад +7

      That's me!

  • @GMPGMP-jp5ut
    @GMPGMP-jp5ut 5 лет назад

    The face he makes at 6:40 after saying "Mothers serve too" is the best, then he follows it up with "Will they ever hit off the blue tees". Bill never lets me down.

  • @oscarsunkiss2616
    @oscarsunkiss2616 5 лет назад +150

    Ohhhh so he moves the mic and not the other way around.

    • @seajay3235
      @seajay3235 5 лет назад +81

      I've always pictured him knocking his head back and yelling "LAY-DEES" to the ceiling

    • @koenvanhouten8321
      @koenvanhouten8321 5 лет назад +1

      Sadly you’re right

    • @spiritlevelstudios
      @spiritlevelstudios 5 лет назад +9

      Depends. Just because he did this time, does not mean every time in every room with every type of mic.

    • @zackdelarocha8
      @zackdelarocha8 5 лет назад +28

      Likely has the mic on a stand/or boom arm & thus likely throws his head back/turn when he’s at his home.
      He would be considered a Tom Segura level serial killer if he was holding a show type microphone at home.

    • @InternetPersonTK421
      @InternetPersonTK421 5 лет назад

      @@seajay3235 SSSSSAAAAMMMMMEEEEE!!!!!!! LOL

  • @familiarwhale5925
    @familiarwhale5925 4 года назад

    I used to be just like u, I have since mellowed out a bit but man I miss bein able to just let it go. The anger is so much better when u can express it. Keep it up cuz I love this so much.

  • @mutoneon
    @mutoneon 5 лет назад +57

    “Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.”
    ― H.L. Mencken

  • @deviousnyc1976
    @deviousnyc1976 5 лет назад +1

    I think you're one of the funniest people. Thanks for becoming a comedian. I believe i have seen all of your comic special. All were hilarious.

  • @akiltircuit7515
    @akiltircuit7515 5 лет назад +94

    Had a similar issue with my Dad’s family. I leaned into that shit. Started saying “Hail Satan”, speaking in tongues, watching Harry Potter in the house, ETC..... Don’t see them much anymore.

    • @stephenpalyo5806
      @stephenpalyo5806 5 лет назад +18

      The Harry Potter thing definitely was a good touch. Well done sir. Well done.

    • @Wheelfish
      @Wheelfish 5 лет назад +17

      The harry potter shit made me lol

    • @Woofwoof1929
      @Woofwoof1929 5 лет назад +4

      Just stupid & not funny! Leave the comedy to the pro's 🤷

    • @Alliebei
      @Alliebei 5 лет назад +13

      Lol my mom to this day wil not let anyone watch Harry Potter in her house because that would "bring demons"

    • @MSG685
      @MSG685 5 лет назад +7

      @@Woofwoof1929 13 Thumbs up and 2 positive comments, plus this one, against your one negative comment. I think any comedian would be happy with those numbers.

  • @bigkeith1022
    @bigkeith1022 5 лет назад +6

    PLEASE KEEP DOING THEM LIVE WHEN YOU CAN...

  • @CZRXCZR
    @CZRXCZR 5 лет назад +35

    Notice how Billy covers his laptop camera. Im not alone on this one. 0:05

    • @LCAC75
      @LCAC75 5 лет назад +9

      Dude, I'd say just about every tech savvy person does that. In my college there isn't a single uncovered laptop camera.

    • @ryan_trice
      @ryan_trice 5 лет назад

      They're watching 👁

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine 5 лет назад +6

      Covering your camera does approximately nothing of value most of the time.

    • @MSG685
      @MSG685 5 лет назад +1

      The fact that Bill Gates does it is good enough for me.

    • @MSG685
      @MSG685 5 лет назад

      @@seigeengine Because most of the time no one is hacking you.

  • @ifacecheck
    @ifacecheck 5 лет назад +2

    Can we get the whole podcast? GOD i would love to see bill do these on video every time

  • @ajx3866
    @ajx3866 5 лет назад +46

    Imagine if Bill put these stories in “F is for Family”

    • @meadster308
      @meadster308 5 лет назад +3

      Since "F" takes place in the 70's, the mushroom story would be a great episode.

  • @vTANKv
    @vTANKv 5 лет назад +7

    Love Bill's laugh it's genuinely infectious.

    • @san4os94
      @san4os94 5 лет назад

      contagious? :v

    • @vTANKv
      @vTANKv 5 лет назад

      "If you have a cute and enthusiastic laugh that always gets other people to laugh along with you, this is an example of a time when you would be said to have an infectious laugh". 🙂

  • @RFC72
    @RFC72 5 лет назад +17

    I was expecting an “oooh jezuz” after the Born Again Christian part.

  • @josecalitino1735
    @josecalitino1735 5 лет назад

    Burr! When did you start doing these live reads??? I'm 100% in!!! Keep em coming!

  • @masonschwalm2010
    @masonschwalm2010 5 лет назад +5

    “We’re going to pick the mushrooms off of cow patties.”
    “Wait, we’re having hamburgers? Sweet!!”

  • @michaelbishop3701
    @michaelbishop3701 2 года назад

    Dude, when you mentioned mushrooms, you brought back so many memories. I got a few stories relating to that, I think you would find interesting. Used to do mushrooms all the time, when I was a teen, 50 some odd years ago. To be honest, even though I now realize, maybe that wasn't what I should have been doing at that stage of my life, it was the 70's. What a decade. I am so fortunate to have lived in that time period. Soooo much fun. And, that's all we cared about. Getting high, getting your girl alone, and...you know. It was an amazing, magical time that I doubt will, unfortunately, ever be repeated. Regardless of that, I have to say that watching you ply your craft, and what an amazing fucking job you do, makes me wish I had taken a different path in life. You are an inspiration to the younger (than me) people, to think about their future, the possibilities available to people who who don't do stupid shit. I will be 70 in just a couple years. And all I have to show for it is a 1989 23' RV, a 1979 Harley Ironhead rigid frame bobber I built from scratch, a 2001 Harley Heritage Softail and a 1990 Chevy conversion van. I spend my time helping family and friends. I'll stay at my sister's house in Georgia for a year or so to help her with lawn maintenance car repair, house repair, or whatever she might need. Her husband is in a psych ward for a year. Then, I go back to Hereford, Arizona, to help my best friend work on his house and take care of his horses. I just go back and forth doing that because I have nothing else to do. At this stage, I'm just staying busy until that inattentive driver finally takes me out. Not trying to give you my life story. Just thought that some of this might be useful to you as new ideas to pull from for your act. You sound like you already have plenty of life experiences to pull from. But even professionals, sometimes, need a new idea to craft a story around. Looks like I'm writing a fucking book. Sorry, Bill. Just ignore my rambling if you want. Just so you know, you are an inspiration to me as well. Just wish I was young enough to do something about it. Well done, my friend.

  • @gnauben
    @gnauben 5 лет назад +7

    just release the full thing

  • @shawnzvara9913
    @shawnzvara9913 5 лет назад +1

    I think Bill reading the letters to an Audience is brilliant. Comedy gold.

  • @Benkkuful
    @Benkkuful 5 лет назад +8

    Bill, please please please, get a camera for the podcast. It would make it so much more enjoyable to watch!

  • @pablocruise678
    @pablocruise678 5 лет назад +1

    Sweet format!!!

  • @summerbaby21
    @summerbaby21 5 лет назад +32

    I hope his podcast for now on is in front of an audience

  • @rmbstudios7625
    @rmbstudios7625 5 лет назад

    This is dope, I'm glad he did this live

  • @manishmishraji
    @manishmishraji 5 лет назад +49

    Wow. Bill looks like Osho Rajneesh giving his sermons..

  • @chrisweidner4768
    @chrisweidner4768 5 лет назад

    Bill=sanity. All the best to everyone. Cherish and learn from one another. End hate.

  • @kusurugizeme
    @kusurugizeme 5 лет назад +3

    Bill burr is the guy that speaks what everybody thinks. I love it.

  • @OwolabbyAzeez
    @OwolabbyAzeez 5 лет назад +2

    If you’re reading this bruv (or bruvette), understand that you are amazing bro, have a blessed week and don’t let nobody ruin your day bro.

  • @mylittlecorneroftheworld.5348
    @mylittlecorneroftheworld.5348 5 лет назад +3

    i cant stop dying at
    " *hey billy blowsocket* "

  • @visionfugitiva
    @visionfugitiva 3 года назад

    I just love your podcast so much, thankyou for the awesome work!

  • @ian12346
    @ian12346 5 лет назад +7

    “Mothers serve TOO!” 🤣🤣. Yea, they serve dinner. 🤘

  • @SolvingOurKreation
    @SolvingOurKreation 5 лет назад +1

    0:27 EPIC live action "Ladyyyy". He practiced that mic pull.

  • @tomcollier4089
    @tomcollier4089 5 лет назад +75

    I ate plenty of shrooms...never once have I thought about kissing or "hiding my sausage" for the first few hours. I did hide myself often though!

    • @dotmoredots9370
      @dotmoredots9370 5 лет назад +6

      You’re missing out then

    • @JBaked
      @JBaked 5 лет назад +8

      Definitely missing out. My girl n I did shrooms. Made love n it was amazing !! Wow

    • @JBaked
      @JBaked 5 лет назад

      @@johnnyparsnips7641 sweet man lol.

    • @leftheodo
      @leftheodo 5 лет назад +14

      @@johnnyparsnips7641 you are not asexual. You have some hormonal pathology or something else going on with your body...

    • @directpressure3026
      @directpressure3026 5 лет назад

      @@JBaked can confirm.

  • @alexb5275
    @alexb5275 5 лет назад

    We want the full episode!

  • @Viele411
    @Viele411 5 лет назад +3

    “All the plus size billboard people.”
    I love it.

  • @si3gnal
    @si3gnal 5 лет назад

    This was amazing to watch... I hope he does more of these!! Hilarious!!

  • @smoothforreal4242
    @smoothforreal4242 5 лет назад +14

    well I think he was saying that when he told his brother that story.. he didnt realize he had changed so he thought he wouldn't care.. except his brother went the complete opposite direction and told everyone in the family lol

  • @kennytee6882
    @kennytee6882 5 лет назад +2

    I really like this live version of his podcast

  • @TheEpicNub
    @TheEpicNub 5 лет назад +9

    Guy: "How do I gain my family's trust again?"
    Bill: "Go back in time and don't tell them."
    ..... Lol?

  • @maldo72
    @maldo72 5 лет назад

    This is a great format .... he is great .... love it

  • @moreygloss9248
    @moreygloss9248 5 лет назад +15

    Don't blow it, keep it simple, count your mushrooms.

  • @thelolmaster1997
    @thelolmaster1997 5 лет назад

    MONDAY MORNING PODCAST LIVE???? THIS IS GENIUS

  • @PHELCAN
    @PHELCAN 5 лет назад +4

    Holy shit this dudes life should be a movie lmao

  • @VaultOfTheFuture
    @VaultOfTheFuture 5 лет назад +1

    “So far”
    Lmao I love this dude’s confidence that he knows he’s gonna experience some crazier shit someday soon lol

  • @kentlarsen578
    @kentlarsen578 5 лет назад +5

    Moved out of you hometown! Man, he is so funny constantly

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine 5 лет назад +1

      What, exactly, is funny about that?

    • @lukericker8325
      @lukericker8325 5 лет назад +4

      seigeengine If you don’t get it I don’t think you ever can.
      It’s sort of about severing your connections to your old friends and family, (maybe religious) and now being more “enlightened” . He was poking fun about the guy thinking he knows everything now. “moved out of your home town” is just a true call-out, about how sort of ridiculous that mindset is. He was basically summing up the persons experience in a “we get it you moved out of your hometown” comment.
      I don’t know if I explained it well but that’s basically it. You can’t really explain a joke and have it still be funny.

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine 5 лет назад +1

      ​@@lukericker8325 Explaining a joke is only unfunny to people who already got the joke.
      I understood his comment. I don't get why anyone would find that funny. Someone phrased it as him making fun of pretentiousness, but that little aside he made is the most pretentious thing in the entire video.

    • @kentlarsen578
      @kentlarsen578 5 лет назад

      @@seigeengine like many I am one those people he is referring to, and he picked the reaction up in the audience and responded within a split second, that is so funny to me and Boston attitude on steroids.

    • @DenGuleBalje
      @DenGuleBalje 5 лет назад +1

      @@seigeengine Seems like the joke hit a little too close to home...

  • @chasingenigma7482
    @chasingenigma7482 5 лет назад +1

    I want more of this Bill.

  • @patmaloney5735
    @patmaloney5735 5 лет назад +62

    If Bill ever did peyote it would ruin his career, he'd suddenly resolve all his hilarious issues.

    • @anonymousmanatee7509
      @anonymousmanatee7509 5 лет назад +2

      Psychedelics don't solve anything on their own. They can (and with judicious use they often do) encourage you to solve things yourself.

  • @waltmagic
    @waltmagic 5 лет назад

    "Can they ever start hitting off the blue tees!" I fucking lost it!

  • @andreas956
    @andreas956 5 лет назад +9

    Best part is when Bill was roasting his "Experts at life" hollywood audience.
    4:41- 5.30

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine 5 лет назад +2

      You mean when he was sucking himself off over attacking a blatant strawman?
      Talk about triggered Christians.

    • @KSH172
      @KSH172 5 лет назад +1

      @@seigeengine Its not even that dipshit (Im not christian) its the fact people from California Think they know the fucking secrets to the universe just because they live next a ocean. I've met many people from California and they all have this fucking ''im better than you'' attitude.

    • @lucid622
      @lucid622 5 лет назад +1

      KSH172 as a Californian yea this is true

    • @xXghostdog77Xx
      @xXghostdog77Xx 5 лет назад

      It's not about living next to an ocean it's about the fact that they had the balls to leave the shitty small town they were born into. Stop being a jealous douche nozzle and change your shitty surroundings. The ocean is awesome.

  • @Timocracy
    @Timocracy 5 лет назад

    I've been loving these, thanks Bill.

  • @spaceo8568
    @spaceo8568 5 лет назад +8

    Bill is just too real. He's too real. He should write a book of his philosophies. I'd totally buy it and quote it.

  • @samishaban9040
    @samishaban9040 5 лет назад +2

    I hope he does this more often this is very creative and cool.

  • @kingjamestres
    @kingjamestres 5 лет назад +5

    My life’s not nearly as crazy and I know to not tell my family shit. Every time a do I’m stressed for like a month.

  • @TheTruthKiwi
    @TheTruthKiwi 5 лет назад

    I'm a Kiwi and went backpacking around Australia in my early/mid twenties for a few years and had similar experiences that I would never tell my thankfully non-religious family about.

  • @ServingChrist
    @ServingChrist 5 лет назад +14

    I can't imagine any decent family not being worried about their son starting to take psychedelic drugs. What is really going on is this guy is just upset that his brother told the family about his drug use. And the brother did the right thing. The guy needs to get off those drugs because he is risking going down a path that will screw up his life.

    • @ryanduray1
      @ryanduray1 5 лет назад +4

      I'm guessing you've never done any psychedelics.

    • @ServingChrist
      @ServingChrist 5 лет назад +3

      @@ryanduray1 Correct

    • @dontron810
      @dontron810 5 лет назад +2

      Ok boomer

    • @ServingChrist
      @ServingChrist 5 лет назад +2

      @@dontron810 Ok NPC

    • @taan1424
      @taan1424 5 лет назад +2

      You really overestimate influence of psychedelics on people. They don't cause physical dependence and don't really give you euphoria by themselves. They only fuck you up if you do them constantly and in certain environment, pretty much like any other substance. This seems like a one-off experience in a faraway land, the dude is probably five.

  • @trinston13
    @trinston13 5 лет назад

    My god is Bill an absolute master of reading and roasting crowds 😂😂

  • @StevenAH20
    @StevenAH20 5 лет назад +8

    That groan for the Atheist turned Christian, man that got under my skin a little more than it should’ve honestly.

    • @hunterwho1
      @hunterwho1 5 лет назад

      What did they mean with that groan?

    • @Soridan
      @Soridan 5 лет назад

      @@hunterwho1 that religion is for dummies, even more so than eating mushrooms out of cowshit with strangers in a strange country.

    • @hunterwho1
      @hunterwho1 5 лет назад

      @@Soridan 😂 oh lol I didnt know if they were groaning at atheism or christianity. Religion is a fucking mental illness

    • @VanillaNubCakes
      @VanillaNubCakes 5 лет назад +1

      @@hunterwho1 They groaned heavily because they knew what that would mean for the story. Knew immediately his brother was going to instantly judge him and out his story to the whole family so that they could "save him from his sin". And the family reacted as expected.

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine 5 лет назад +1

      Also, born-again Christians are generally super-obnoxious.

  • @cervuscanadensis5634
    @cervuscanadensis5634 5 лет назад

    We want the full video!!

  • @stevekjr9563
    @stevekjr9563 5 лет назад +56

    Has the entire Live Podcast been released yet? Does anyone know?

    • @DogZy9
      @DogZy9 5 лет назад +9

      I don't believe it has been releaset yet. Might be in the coming days or weeks.

    • @abrunosON
      @abrunosON 5 лет назад +16

      It's in post production for national release in june 2022 but they'll edit for Chinese release in October 2021. There have been talks about using deep fake and use Tom cruise to replace bill but corporate is pressuring the studio and the director to get Wagner Moira for It.

    • @stevekjr9563
      @stevekjr9563 5 лет назад

      @@abrunosON Obviously this is great, solid information.

  • @nixdapogs
    @nixdapogs 5 лет назад

    Please upload the full live podcast🙏🏻

  • @GetShmanged
    @GetShmanged 5 лет назад +7

    It's suddenly weird hearing someone's personal info be laughed at by a crowd. It's like sharing a secret and laughing at it. No different than the regular podcast, though

    • @victorpetrescu6586
      @victorpetrescu6586 5 лет назад

      It's not personal. You don't know anything about who this person actually is

    • @GetShmanged
      @GetShmanged 5 лет назад

      @Alex thanks big guy. You addressed the thing I already stated in my final sentence. You live in a negative world inside that head of yours to think I was "crying". Maybe find something in life that provides you with fulfillment outside of attempting to put others down??

  • @LoneWoIfPack19
    @LoneWoIfPack19 5 лет назад

    Please keep making these live advice videos

  • @N9012-p6n
    @N9012-p6n 5 лет назад +11

    7 minutes of bill still better than Amy schumer Netflix special.

  • @brianconuel1448
    @brianconuel1448 5 лет назад

    “One thing turned to another and we started baking bread”
    I fucking lost it

  • @mtnmann72
    @mtnmann72 5 лет назад +76

    I am still enamored that a 24 year old has the money to go to New Zealand to do drugs.

    • @markstewart4501
      @markstewart4501 5 лет назад +22

      Agreed. This isn't an email with first world problems. This was some email from first world Upper upper middle class problems...elite problems. fuck that douche....ah, his elitist family doesn't get him, mmmkay. my family thinks im a f'king god for having health insurance throgh my jjjjooob.

    • @Thommybee-85
      @Thommybee-85 5 лет назад +8

      Back packing isnt that expensive. Some people save everything they have, pack lunch, have cheap weekends with the end goal of a holiday.

    • @kadeishere
      @kadeishere 5 лет назад +9

      Mark Stewart I went to Europe to travel (and do drugs) last year and again this year. I’m 19 and work as a plumbers apprentice. Only spent about 2 grand each time I went for 3 weeks at a time. How hard do you think it is to travel?

    • @Idontcommentonvideos
      @Idontcommentonvideos 5 лет назад +2

      Backpacking isn't expensive. Travelled for a year off £5k that I saved working/backpacking in Australia for a year. Try it, it's awesome

    • @LordFinkenstein
      @LordFinkenstein 5 лет назад

      @@kadeishere"only 2 grand"
      Dude, that's like 5 months of pay after taking out living expenses and spending nothing on recreation for me, and That's with splitting the rent between three people.

  • @MrBouhejba
    @MrBouhejba 5 лет назад

    this is just like your podcast and it's legendary

  • @IrishToeRAG
    @IrishToeRAG 5 лет назад +5

    Where's the full video?

  • @Tony11442
    @Tony11442 5 лет назад

    Please Bill, more of this.

  • @Boxmajor
    @Boxmajor 5 лет назад +8

    This man is the reason I watched Star Wars.

    • @anitabonghit7606
      @anitabonghit7606 5 лет назад

      Same

    • @jayhernandez9395
      @jayhernandez9395 5 лет назад

      Same here. I had absolutely no intention on watching The Mandalorian until I saw him in the trailer.

    • @ThiefKingofLegend
      @ThiefKingofLegend 5 лет назад

      Huh??

    • @jayhernandez9395
      @jayhernandez9395 5 лет назад

      ThiefKingofLegend He’s in the new Star Wars series on Disney +

    • @Boxmajor
      @Boxmajor 5 лет назад +1

      theyreThiefKingofLegend the films never appealed to me. Saw a trailer with Bills lovely shiny head and thought I’d better finally get them watched to maybe enjoy it a bit more.

  • @AndromedanPrince
    @AndromedanPrince 5 лет назад +2

    Wow, It’s even better live!!

  • @bossHogOG
    @bossHogOG 5 лет назад +8

    Why not just release the entire show instead of the clips?

    • @that1guy246
      @that1guy246 5 лет назад +1

      Because people have short attention spans and will likely click off the video. Also splitting the whole thing into 10min clips means more ad money

    • @bossHogOG
      @bossHogOG 5 лет назад

      MrIHadToDoIt the economic angle makes sense. But the short attention spans doesn’t. By that rationale, anything long form, like standup specials or podcast, would be better released in short clips because of short attention spans.

    • @that1guy246
      @that1guy246 5 лет назад

      @@bossHogOG if you haven't noticed those mediums you brought up are being posted in shorter clips. Dave Chappelles stand up is in clip form on Netflixs RUclips channel. Many podcasts now have channels dedicated to clips. One of the fastest growing RUclipsrs, David Dobrick, only posts 5min videos. I'm with you in the sense that I personally enjoy media in a longer form but now and days a majority of people want information quickly and don't want to watch full length videos.

    • @that1guy246
      @that1guy246 5 лет назад

      @@bossHogOG on a side note ,if you enjoy stand-up I would recommend watching Andrew shulz. He noticed that people wouldn't watch stand-up specials all the way through so he decided to make a stand-up special that was only 15min long. He is a very good comedian, highly recommend.👍 The special is called~ 4:4:1 A comedy experience by Andrew Schulz

    • @topkekm8817
      @topkekm8817 5 лет назад

      More adsense

  • @TheRealChrist210
    @TheRealChrist210 4 года назад

    Bill burr a real one for backing up the bros choice to change his life ... way more respect ngl lmaooooo

  • @whosthetank777
    @whosthetank777 5 лет назад +34

    I am a simple click. I see a ginger, I bald.

  • @supernintendochalmers6628
    @supernintendochalmers6628 5 лет назад

    Goddamn!!! Bill Burr is the king of impromptu comedy. Sometimes it's just like a stupid throw away joke that get's me to fucking lose it. This live reads is a fucking awesome idea.

  • @cajunbelle
    @cajunbelle 5 лет назад +4

    His trademark “Laaaydee” gets me laughing every time😂

    • @patrickmccabe3256
      @patrickmccabe3256 5 лет назад +2

      It's borrowed from Jerry Lewis.
      Look into it

    • @cajunbelle
      @cajunbelle 5 лет назад +1

      @@patrickmccabe3256 oh yeah I remember his movies and him saying that a lot!!!

    • @patrickmccabe3256
      @patrickmccabe3256 5 лет назад +1

      Love both Bill and Jerry.
      Nutty professor etc.
      Whatever makes us smile or laugh is good for all of us.
      Have a happy Thanksgiving you Cajun Belle LAYYYYDEE !
      😀

    • @cajunbelle
      @cajunbelle 5 лет назад

      @@patrickmccabe3256 thanks! Hope your holidays are great!

  • @dallassylvestre8155
    @dallassylvestre8155 5 лет назад +1

    Bill come to Calgary please I need to see you before you retire

  • @KorbenDallas87
    @KorbenDallas87 5 лет назад +7

    That story really ended with the guy waking up next to the cows with his butt hole hurting and his wallet missing.

  • @vwalt6804
    @vwalt6804 5 лет назад

    Always great to Hear, Bill Burrs’ Advice on Life 👍😂