@@11cacoo wouldnt try it, i know a girl who used dmt when she was getting a Tattoo, so far noone told her its written wrong and she hasnt found out herself yet 🤣
@@arknark dont know her well, looks gorgeous but doesnt seem to be smart at all 🤷♂️ i agree theres a time and a place for every drug but thats not the right one 🤣
Jeremy Waters uhhh no he actually doesn’t, not only could I care less about jerry lewis, but you also clearly aren’t a big fan of Bill Burr because if you were you’d know he may say it in his podcast but that’s when he starts to tell a story that a listener emailed to him. Do yourself a favor and listen to his specials then his podcasts and THEN you have a right to comment something so preposterous
John Emerson I like how that’s his advice after reading that apparently his brother went from having a similar outlook, and that he thought he wasn’t gonna be judged by him, to being born again christian like the rest of their stupid family and narc’d on him. Obviously he wouldn’t tell his brother if he knew... Billy baldsack needs reading comprehension lessons
@@Crunchyr1ce Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. Not the first time Bill's forgotten about important details in the letter he's responding to though. To be fair, it's possible that he might also have just been trying to make the story more entertaining/funny (Since it didn't end in a particularly "fun" way... I mean, the guy's brother kind of betrayed him, and turned his whole family against him).
Being an agnostic turned Christian myself, I had mad respect for Bill for that. I used to be the kind of person that made assumptions about people because they were Christian, then I got life experience and learned that was a stupid and simplistic outlook. One trait doesn't define a whole person. Also, "I moved out of my hometown!" 😂😂😂 So accurate.
Loving these live advice reads. The advice section is my favorite part of the podcast. Super entertaining. You could make an entire show out of just this. I'm sure enough people write in to you for advice to fill a half hour and you always give really solid advice.
As if born-again Christians aren't some of the most obnoxious humans on the planet. Dude straight up betrayed his brother, concocting deranged fictions to suck his family's asses.
That's all you need to know. Delicious cactus juice that definitely won't send you to another dimension. Edit: I mixed up peyote and ayahuasca... Yikes.
Wait a minute, my childhood is a lie, NO WAY. My parents are perfect. Everyone else lies. NEVER take up issues as if you give a shit. 2000 years ago and a current preacher actually gets it. We are all f'k ups....um, but can we give a shit and actually try to make it work....um, besides the devil...side note: does that devil fuck look look like a goat, or did GOD want us to hate goats? asking for a friend.
@@thagodwecreate5179 ...but what if you want to make light with out a negative charge? Sacrifices, Inquisitions, and general "Jesus told me to do it" are faux pas...I was thinking/feeling, can we blame the poor/hobo/drug addicts? Surely "God" will agree.
@@thalanoth now that I know what a blue tee is, what does the joke mean? How is it related to a cringe commercial about mothers of soldiers saying they serve too.? Thanks
@@agirlisnoone5953 burr has a couple of bits about that. Basically the commercial is comparing soldiers jobs to the job of a mother of a soldier and saying they are equal in difficulty. Which, while emotionally stimulating to that part of your brain that makes you go "aww yea, that's right!" is downright not true. In pro men's golf is generally always played on the blue tees, and women's tees are closer to the pin, yet they're supposed to be considered equal =p His point is that as much as you try to make it fair, equal doesn't equal... well, equal, when you're moving the goal post to adjust for male vs female. He has a bunch of bits where he goes on about it with more examples, this joke he just threw out there is homage to em.
@@thalanoth gotcha! Thanks for that! I love his stance on the equality feminist bullshit. Makes me sad that he only has a few decades left. We need this dude.
I'm already a big fan of Bill (from Conan), but that burn to the obnoxious audience member (or members) just made my respect for him go through the roof. Love this guy.
@Eliel Vladin no, it isnt. Heavily dogmatic religious oppression will have more extreme reactions from those who try and break out of it. You dont see this as much in open minded west European countries
The face he makes at 6:40 after saying "Mothers serve too" is the best, then he follows it up with "Will they ever hit off the blue tees". Bill never lets me down.
Likely has the mic on a stand/or boom arm & thus likely throws his head back/turn when he’s at his home. He would be considered a Tom Segura level serial killer if he was holding a show type microphone at home.
I used to be just like u, I have since mellowed out a bit but man I miss bein able to just let it go. The anger is so much better when u can express it. Keep it up cuz I love this so much.
Had a similar issue with my Dad’s family. I leaned into that shit. Started saying “Hail Satan”, speaking in tongues, watching Harry Potter in the house, ETC..... Don’t see them much anymore.
@@Woofwoof1929 13 Thumbs up and 2 positive comments, plus this one, against your one negative comment. I think any comedian would be happy with those numbers.
"If you have a cute and enthusiastic laugh that always gets other people to laugh along with you, this is an example of a time when you would be said to have an infectious laugh". 🙂
Dude, when you mentioned mushrooms, you brought back so many memories. I got a few stories relating to that, I think you would find interesting. Used to do mushrooms all the time, when I was a teen, 50 some odd years ago. To be honest, even though I now realize, maybe that wasn't what I should have been doing at that stage of my life, it was the 70's. What a decade. I am so fortunate to have lived in that time period. Soooo much fun. And, that's all we cared about. Getting high, getting your girl alone, and...you know. It was an amazing, magical time that I doubt will, unfortunately, ever be repeated. Regardless of that, I have to say that watching you ply your craft, and what an amazing fucking job you do, makes me wish I had taken a different path in life. You are an inspiration to the younger (than me) people, to think about their future, the possibilities available to people who who don't do stupid shit. I will be 70 in just a couple years. And all I have to show for it is a 1989 23' RV, a 1979 Harley Ironhead rigid frame bobber I built from scratch, a 2001 Harley Heritage Softail and a 1990 Chevy conversion van. I spend my time helping family and friends. I'll stay at my sister's house in Georgia for a year or so to help her with lawn maintenance car repair, house repair, or whatever she might need. Her husband is in a psych ward for a year. Then, I go back to Hereford, Arizona, to help my best friend work on his house and take care of his horses. I just go back and forth doing that because I have nothing else to do. At this stage, I'm just staying busy until that inattentive driver finally takes me out. Not trying to give you my life story. Just thought that some of this might be useful to you as new ideas to pull from for your act. You sound like you already have plenty of life experiences to pull from. But even professionals, sometimes, need a new idea to craft a story around. Looks like I'm writing a fucking book. Sorry, Bill. Just ignore my rambling if you want. Just so you know, you are an inspiration to me as well. Just wish I was young enough to do something about it. Well done, my friend.
well I think he was saying that when he told his brother that story.. he didnt realize he had changed so he thought he wouldn't care.. except his brother went the complete opposite direction and told everyone in the family lol
seigeengine If you don’t get it I don’t think you ever can. It’s sort of about severing your connections to your old friends and family, (maybe religious) and now being more “enlightened” . He was poking fun about the guy thinking he knows everything now. “moved out of your home town” is just a true call-out, about how sort of ridiculous that mindset is. He was basically summing up the persons experience in a “we get it you moved out of your hometown” comment. I don’t know if I explained it well but that’s basically it. You can’t really explain a joke and have it still be funny.
@@lukericker8325 Explaining a joke is only unfunny to people who already got the joke. I understood his comment. I don't get why anyone would find that funny. Someone phrased it as him making fun of pretentiousness, but that little aside he made is the most pretentious thing in the entire video.
@@seigeengine like many I am one those people he is referring to, and he picked the reaction up in the audience and responded within a split second, that is so funny to me and Boston attitude on steroids.
@@seigeengine Its not even that dipshit (Im not christian) its the fact people from California Think they know the fucking secrets to the universe just because they live next a ocean. I've met many people from California and they all have this fucking ''im better than you'' attitude.
It's not about living next to an ocean it's about the fact that they had the balls to leave the shitty small town they were born into. Stop being a jealous douche nozzle and change your shitty surroundings. The ocean is awesome.
I'm a Kiwi and went backpacking around Australia in my early/mid twenties for a few years and had similar experiences that I would never tell my thankfully non-religious family about.
I can't imagine any decent family not being worried about their son starting to take psychedelic drugs. What is really going on is this guy is just upset that his brother told the family about his drug use. And the brother did the right thing. The guy needs to get off those drugs because he is risking going down a path that will screw up his life.
You really overestimate influence of psychedelics on people. They don't cause physical dependence and don't really give you euphoria by themselves. They only fuck you up if you do them constantly and in certain environment, pretty much like any other substance. This seems like a one-off experience in a faraway land, the dude is probably five.
@@hunterwho1 They groaned heavily because they knew what that would mean for the story. Knew immediately his brother was going to instantly judge him and out his story to the whole family so that they could "save him from his sin". And the family reacted as expected.
It's in post production for national release in june 2022 but they'll edit for Chinese release in October 2021. There have been talks about using deep fake and use Tom cruise to replace bill but corporate is pressuring the studio and the director to get Wagner Moira for It.
It's suddenly weird hearing someone's personal info be laughed at by a crowd. It's like sharing a secret and laughing at it. No different than the regular podcast, though
@Alex thanks big guy. You addressed the thing I already stated in my final sentence. You live in a negative world inside that head of yours to think I was "crying". Maybe find something in life that provides you with fulfillment outside of attempting to put others down??
Agreed. This isn't an email with first world problems. This was some email from first world Upper upper middle class problems...elite problems. fuck that douche....ah, his elitist family doesn't get him, mmmkay. my family thinks im a f'king god for having health insurance throgh my jjjjooob.
Mark Stewart I went to Europe to travel (and do drugs) last year and again this year. I’m 19 and work as a plumbers apprentice. Only spent about 2 grand each time I went for 3 weeks at a time. How hard do you think it is to travel?
@@kadeishere"only 2 grand" Dude, that's like 5 months of pay after taking out living expenses and spending nothing on recreation for me, and That's with splitting the rent between three people.
theyreThiefKingofLegend the films never appealed to me. Saw a trailer with Bills lovely shiny head and thought I’d better finally get them watched to maybe enjoy it a bit more.
MrIHadToDoIt the economic angle makes sense. But the short attention spans doesn’t. By that rationale, anything long form, like standup specials or podcast, would be better released in short clips because of short attention spans.
@@bossHogOG if you haven't noticed those mediums you brought up are being posted in shorter clips. Dave Chappelles stand up is in clip form on Netflixs RUclips channel. Many podcasts now have channels dedicated to clips. One of the fastest growing RUclipsrs, David Dobrick, only posts 5min videos. I'm with you in the sense that I personally enjoy media in a longer form but now and days a majority of people want information quickly and don't want to watch full length videos.
@@bossHogOG on a side note ,if you enjoy stand-up I would recommend watching Andrew shulz. He noticed that people wouldn't watch stand-up specials all the way through so he decided to make a stand-up special that was only 15min long. He is a very good comedian, highly recommend.👍 The special is called~ 4:4:1 A comedy experience by Andrew Schulz
Goddamn!!! Bill Burr is the king of impromptu comedy. Sometimes it's just like a stupid throw away joke that get's me to fucking lose it. This live reads is a fucking awesome idea.
Love both Bill and Jerry. Nutty professor etc. Whatever makes us smile or laugh is good for all of us. Have a happy Thanksgiving you Cajun Belle LAYYYYDEE ! 😀
Bill Burr: "What is peyote?"
Joe Rogan: **breaks the sound barrier rushing in to answer**
dude you ever try DMT?
@@11cacoo wouldnt try it, i know a girl who used dmt when she was getting a Tattoo, so far noone told her its written wrong and she hasnt found out herself yet 🤣
@@bjoernheil1766 Who the fuck would hit DMT while getting a tattoo? That sounds horrible
@@arknark dont know her well, looks gorgeous but doesnt seem to be smart at all 🤷♂️ i agree theres a time and a place for every drug but thats not the right one 🤣
@@bjoernheil1766 I can imagine the feeling of that as you blast off... Well, at least she's got looks. And a new tattoo.
The fabled ''laaaaaaaaaydie'' performed live infront of our eyes.
Got me wet just like that.
holy shit yes!!! the bravado, the macheeeese-moe
Only thing left is nia busting bill’s bald balls
I wanna see a read live. Like Zip or MeUndees.
I want him to ChEcKiNoNuS live
Bill found himself the laziest way of doing stand up AND HE DOES IT SITTING DOWN 🤯
Its a great gig if you ask me!
I guess you could say he is doing a sit down comedy
Đào Nhật Nam too easy
@@Zesrii ha the hackiest joke in the game
Its basically his podcast questions but in front of an audience
You know when bill burr says “laaadyyyy” you’re in for an interesting story
When bill starts talking, you're in for a good story.
He says ladyeeeee all the time, it isn’t always in a story, it’s a jerry Lewis reference, and it’s just funny as is. Doesn’t have to be in a story.
Jeremy Waters debby
Jeremy Waters uhhh no he actually doesn’t, not only could I care less about jerry lewis, but you also clearly aren’t a big fan of Bill Burr because if you were you’d know he may say it in his podcast but that’s when he starts to tell a story that a listener emailed to him. Do yourself a favor and listen to his specials then his podcasts and THEN you have a right to comment something so preposterous
Theodore Grevers yessssss 🤣 what is this gatekeeping thing you speak of?
I wish they were all live like this. Gotta love how he plays to the crowd.
Yes New Zealanders seem fun
@@leesahguillaume533 I've never heard a bad word about the place from anyone that's gone to visit.
I'd say he was more playing to the audience, not necessarily the studio crowd.
@@itswade69 I meant the live audience/crowd.
Oh shit, imagine he would become a podcast life show. I guess it would draw almost more people than his stand-up...
“I’m not saying stop doing it...I’m saying stop f***ing telling them”
🤣🤣🤣
John Emerson I like how that’s his advice after reading that apparently his brother went from having a similar outlook, and that he thought he wasn’t gonna be judged by him, to being born again christian like the rest of their stupid family and narc’d on him. Obviously he wouldn’t tell his brother if he knew... Billy baldsack needs reading comprehension lessons
@@Crunchyr1ce
Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. Not the first time Bill's forgotten about important details in the letter he's responding to though.
To be fair, it's possible that he might also have just been trying to make the story more entertaining/funny (Since it didn't end in a particularly "fun" way... I mean, the guy's brother kind of betrayed him, and turned his whole family against him).
@@Crunchyr1ce The question was "what should I do?" not "what should I have done"?
"_ I'm not saying 'stop doing that', I'm saying stop telling..."
Lol, that's so me.
I am a simple Man, i see a bald ginger, i click
Oh bill. You rant. Haha
yeah , bill burr, louis ck , mr.white from breaking bad. all of them are great
Cringe
Aaaaaaand 300 likes.
Overused comment
That dude booing the Christian got burned hard. I loved Bills reaction and the crowd. It was perfect!
I'd probably groan myself because of the people I've met but Bill's entirely right lol
Being an agnostic turned Christian myself, I had mad respect for Bill for that. I used to be the kind of person that made assumptions about people because they were Christian, then I got life experience and learned that was a stupid and simplistic outlook. One trait doesn't define a whole person.
Also, "I moved out of my hometown!" 😂😂😂 So accurate.
Loving these live advice reads. The advice section is my favorite part of the podcast. Super entertaining. You could make an entire show out of just this. I'm sure enough people write in to you for advice to fill a half hour and you always give really solid advice.
Dude can be chilling on a couch reading some printouts and make the whole world laugh
The guy who wrote in this story sounds like he made it up after watching "Midsommar"
Lol right... Where is the pubic hair bread?
It be like that
I was thinking something similar, that his family probably saw Midsommar and figured that's what it was like, based on his account.
Midsummer murders? Lmao
@@Xanti97 no, the movie
"he's crossing his legs, what a faaawwwggg"
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 only a true fan!
That’s how men sit once they hit a curtain age
@Mike Davidson room for his sack and his purse
All older people from New England sit like that
“To a born again Christian”
The crowd “ooo nnnoooooo” 😂😂
It was one obnoxious woman
@@Name-oz4lq Sounded like more than one.
As if born-again Christians aren't some of the most obnoxious humans on the planet.
Dude straight up betrayed his brother, concocting deranged fictions to suck his family's asses.
@@seigeengine who hurt you?
@@rockyterman6904 hes got a point tho that is exactly what his brother did
"what is peyote?"
"oh it comes from a cactus? oh okay"
Weed on steroids - HAHAHAHAAA!!
That's all you need to know. Delicious cactus juice that definitely won't send you to another dimension.
Edit: I mixed up peyote and ayahuasca... Yikes.
haha Burr grew up around different drugs. I don't think many people were hawking peyote buttons on the corners of Boston.
@@love-hammer dude believe me, that tastes realy bitter if its potent
@@airsupply1248 I don't think anyone is arguing that it doesn't.
Hey bill dont get to funny or Disney might fire ya
according to imdb, he's only in one episode.
Ol Sith...........
RECRUTAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@Shahaan Singh That would be weird considering the first season only has 8 episodes.
@@masonmoyer8345 and the fact that he wasn't in the first two.
The savagery in this reply thread gives me pleasure.
Fk everything maynnn
I moved out of my hometown 😂
Wait a minute, my childhood is a lie, NO WAY. My parents are perfect. Everyone else lies. NEVER take up issues as if you give a shit. 2000 years ago and a current preacher actually gets it. We are all f'k ups....um, but can we give a shit and actually try to make it work....um, besides the devil...side note: does that devil fuck look look like a goat, or did GOD want us to hate goats? asking for a friend.
He summarize half of the expat assholes from LA and NY with that line.
@@markstewart4501 "god" and "devil" is tha same entity. It takes both a positive and negative charge to make light
@@thagodwecreate5179 ...but what if you want to make light with out a negative charge? Sacrifices, Inquisitions, and general "Jesus told me to do it" are faux pas...I was thinking/feeling, can we blame the poor/hobo/drug addicts? Surely "God" will agree.
"Can they ever hit off the blue tees?" I wheezed way too hard at that
i didnt get it what does that mean
@@Christian-oi7sd lol the blue tees are the longest tees from the hole in golf. playing golf on hard mode
@@thalanoth now that I know what a blue tee is, what does the joke mean? How is it related to a cringe commercial about mothers of soldiers saying they serve too.? Thanks
@@agirlisnoone5953 burr has a couple of bits about that. Basically the commercial is comparing soldiers jobs to the job of a mother of a soldier and saying they are equal in difficulty. Which, while emotionally stimulating to that part of your brain that makes you go "aww yea, that's right!" is downright not true. In pro men's golf is generally always played on the blue tees, and women's tees are closer to the pin, yet they're supposed to be considered equal =p His point is that as much as you try to make it fair, equal doesn't equal... well, equal, when you're moving the goal post to adjust for male vs female. He has a bunch of bits where he goes on about it with more examples, this joke he just threw out there is homage to em.
@@thalanoth gotcha! Thanks for that!
I love his stance on the equality feminist bullshit. Makes me sad that he only has a few decades left. We need this dude.
Moral of the story: *Don't blow it, keep it simple, count your mushrooms.*
@Stoney Bologna watch out, we got a tough guy ova here. try this on for size, I can smoke 6 marijuanas in 47 seconds.
@@clintshidwood4511 oh watch out we've got a badass over here. Listen here bucko, I can consume 38 DMT in only 3 lightyears. Get on my level.
Bill should start roasting more people
Roast me
@@leesahguillaume533 I don't know whether to like your comment or call immigration on you
Honestly the worst parts of any of these.
Yeah roasting and mimicry are the best forms of comedy!
he comes off as an asshole but if you've seen him interact with other people he's really a sweetheart and wouldn't go out of his way to do that
This should be a daily show.
holy shit I love this live podcast format I don't even listen to the normal podcast but I would literally watch every single one of these.
love these, billy bill boy! If u are having as much fun as us, please keep doing more of those! thank you for all the laughs, your work is awesome!!!!
Bill's the man! I love how he rips on the audience at the Christian part.
Bryan Brown lol I liked that too. Pretentious fks haha
I'm already a big fan of Bill (from Conan), but that burn to the obnoxious audience member (or members) just made my respect for him go through the roof. Love this guy.
It's exactly that kind of blind religious crap that screws these boys up growing up and make them experiment with extremes.
@Eliel Vladin no, it isnt. Heavily dogmatic religious oppression will have more extreme reactions from those who try and break out of it. You dont see this as much in open minded west European countries
@Eliel Vladin yeah a lot of people do suck no matter where you are, but a lot are also sweet good people
It's time for adviiiiiiiice....from your host Billy Burrrrrrrrrrrr..
And I'm ripping of this melody from somebody else 🎵🎶🎵
That's me!
The face he makes at 6:40 after saying "Mothers serve too" is the best, then he follows it up with "Will they ever hit off the blue tees". Bill never lets me down.
Ohhhh so he moves the mic and not the other way around.
I've always pictured him knocking his head back and yelling "LAY-DEES" to the ceiling
Sadly you’re right
Depends. Just because he did this time, does not mean every time in every room with every type of mic.
Likely has the mic on a stand/or boom arm & thus likely throws his head back/turn when he’s at his home.
He would be considered a Tom Segura level serial killer if he was holding a show type microphone at home.
@@seajay3235 SSSSSAAAAMMMMMEEEEE!!!!!!! LOL
I used to be just like u, I have since mellowed out a bit but man I miss bein able to just let it go. The anger is so much better when u can express it. Keep it up cuz I love this so much.
“Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.”
― H.L. Mencken
Always love a Mencken quote
I think you're one of the funniest people. Thanks for becoming a comedian. I believe i have seen all of your comic special. All were hilarious.
Had a similar issue with my Dad’s family. I leaned into that shit. Started saying “Hail Satan”, speaking in tongues, watching Harry Potter in the house, ETC..... Don’t see them much anymore.
The Harry Potter thing definitely was a good touch. Well done sir. Well done.
The harry potter shit made me lol
Just stupid & not funny! Leave the comedy to the pro's 🤷
Lol my mom to this day wil not let anyone watch Harry Potter in her house because that would "bring demons"
@@Woofwoof1929 13 Thumbs up and 2 positive comments, plus this one, against your one negative comment. I think any comedian would be happy with those numbers.
PLEASE KEEP DOING THEM LIVE WHEN YOU CAN...
Notice how Billy covers his laptop camera. Im not alone on this one. 0:05
Dude, I'd say just about every tech savvy person does that. In my college there isn't a single uncovered laptop camera.
They're watching 👁
Covering your camera does approximately nothing of value most of the time.
The fact that Bill Gates does it is good enough for me.
@@seigeengine Because most of the time no one is hacking you.
Can we get the whole podcast? GOD i would love to see bill do these on video every time
Imagine if Bill put these stories in “F is for Family”
Since "F" takes place in the 70's, the mushroom story would be a great episode.
Love Bill's laugh it's genuinely infectious.
contagious? :v
"If you have a cute and enthusiastic laugh that always gets other people to laugh along with you, this is an example of a time when you would be said to have an infectious laugh". 🙂
I was expecting an “oooh jezuz” after the Born Again Christian part.
Burr! When did you start doing these live reads??? I'm 100% in!!! Keep em coming!
“We’re going to pick the mushrooms off of cow patties.”
“Wait, we’re having hamburgers? Sweet!!”
Dude, when you mentioned mushrooms, you brought back so many memories. I got a few stories relating to that, I think you would find interesting. Used to do mushrooms all the time, when I was a teen, 50 some odd years ago. To be honest, even though I now realize, maybe that wasn't what I should have been doing at that stage of my life, it was the 70's. What a decade. I am so fortunate to have lived in that time period. Soooo much fun. And, that's all we cared about. Getting high, getting your girl alone, and...you know. It was an amazing, magical time that I doubt will, unfortunately, ever be repeated. Regardless of that, I have to say that watching you ply your craft, and what an amazing fucking job you do, makes me wish I had taken a different path in life. You are an inspiration to the younger (than me) people, to think about their future, the possibilities available to people who who don't do stupid shit. I will be 70 in just a couple years. And all I have to show for it is a 1989 23' RV, a 1979 Harley Ironhead rigid frame bobber I built from scratch, a 2001 Harley Heritage Softail and a 1990 Chevy conversion van. I spend my time helping family and friends. I'll stay at my sister's house in Georgia for a year or so to help her with lawn maintenance car repair, house repair, or whatever she might need. Her husband is in a psych ward for a year. Then, I go back to Hereford, Arizona, to help my best friend work on his house and take care of his horses. I just go back and forth doing that because I have nothing else to do. At this stage, I'm just staying busy until that inattentive driver finally takes me out. Not trying to give you my life story. Just thought that some of this might be useful to you as new ideas to pull from for your act. You sound like you already have plenty of life experiences to pull from. But even professionals, sometimes, need a new idea to craft a story around. Looks like I'm writing a fucking book. Sorry, Bill. Just ignore my rambling if you want. Just so you know, you are an inspiration to me as well. Just wish I was young enough to do something about it. Well done, my friend.
just release the full thing
I think Bill reading the letters to an Audience is brilliant. Comedy gold.
Bill, please please please, get a camera for the podcast. It would make it so much more enjoyable to watch!
Sweet format!!!
I hope his podcast for now on is in front of an audience
I hope not
I don’t.
it's up to him fuck your hopes
This is dope, I'm glad he did this live
Wow. Bill looks like Osho Rajneesh giving his sermons..
Bill=sanity. All the best to everyone. Cherish and learn from one another. End hate.
Bill burr is the guy that speaks what everybody thinks. I love it.
If you’re reading this bruv (or bruvette), understand that you are amazing bro, have a blessed week and don’t let nobody ruin your day bro.
i cant stop dying at
" *hey billy blowsocket* "
I just love your podcast so much, thankyou for the awesome work!
“Mothers serve TOO!” 🤣🤣. Yea, they serve dinner. 🤘
0:27 EPIC live action "Ladyyyy". He practiced that mic pull.
I ate plenty of shrooms...never once have I thought about kissing or "hiding my sausage" for the first few hours. I did hide myself often though!
You’re missing out then
Definitely missing out. My girl n I did shrooms. Made love n it was amazing !! Wow
@@johnnyparsnips7641 sweet man lol.
@@johnnyparsnips7641 you are not asexual. You have some hormonal pathology or something else going on with your body...
@@JBaked can confirm.
We want the full episode!
“All the plus size billboard people.”
I love it.
This was amazing to watch... I hope he does more of these!! Hilarious!!
well I think he was saying that when he told his brother that story.. he didnt realize he had changed so he thought he wouldn't care.. except his brother went the complete opposite direction and told everyone in the family lol
I really like this live version of his podcast
Guy: "How do I gain my family's trust again?"
Bill: "Go back in time and don't tell them."
..... Lol?
This is a great format .... he is great .... love it
Don't blow it, keep it simple, count your mushrooms.
MONDAY MORNING PODCAST LIVE???? THIS IS GENIUS
Holy shit this dudes life should be a movie lmao
“So far”
Lmao I love this dude’s confidence that he knows he’s gonna experience some crazier shit someday soon lol
Moved out of you hometown! Man, he is so funny constantly
What, exactly, is funny about that?
seigeengine If you don’t get it I don’t think you ever can.
It’s sort of about severing your connections to your old friends and family, (maybe religious) and now being more “enlightened” . He was poking fun about the guy thinking he knows everything now. “moved out of your home town” is just a true call-out, about how sort of ridiculous that mindset is. He was basically summing up the persons experience in a “we get it you moved out of your hometown” comment.
I don’t know if I explained it well but that’s basically it. You can’t really explain a joke and have it still be funny.
@@lukericker8325 Explaining a joke is only unfunny to people who already got the joke.
I understood his comment. I don't get why anyone would find that funny. Someone phrased it as him making fun of pretentiousness, but that little aside he made is the most pretentious thing in the entire video.
@@seigeengine like many I am one those people he is referring to, and he picked the reaction up in the audience and responded within a split second, that is so funny to me and Boston attitude on steroids.
@@seigeengine Seems like the joke hit a little too close to home...
I want more of this Bill.
If Bill ever did peyote it would ruin his career, he'd suddenly resolve all his hilarious issues.
Psychedelics don't solve anything on their own. They can (and with judicious use they often do) encourage you to solve things yourself.
"Can they ever start hitting off the blue tees!" I fucking lost it!
Best part is when Bill was roasting his "Experts at life" hollywood audience.
4:41- 5.30
You mean when he was sucking himself off over attacking a blatant strawman?
Talk about triggered Christians.
@@seigeengine Its not even that dipshit (Im not christian) its the fact people from California Think they know the fucking secrets to the universe just because they live next a ocean. I've met many people from California and they all have this fucking ''im better than you'' attitude.
KSH172 as a Californian yea this is true
It's not about living next to an ocean it's about the fact that they had the balls to leave the shitty small town they were born into. Stop being a jealous douche nozzle and change your shitty surroundings. The ocean is awesome.
I've been loving these, thanks Bill.
Bill is just too real. He's too real. He should write a book of his philosophies. I'd totally buy it and quote it.
I hope he does this more often this is very creative and cool.
My life’s not nearly as crazy and I know to not tell my family shit. Every time a do I’m stressed for like a month.
I'm a Kiwi and went backpacking around Australia in my early/mid twenties for a few years and had similar experiences that I would never tell my thankfully non-religious family about.
I can't imagine any decent family not being worried about their son starting to take psychedelic drugs. What is really going on is this guy is just upset that his brother told the family about his drug use. And the brother did the right thing. The guy needs to get off those drugs because he is risking going down a path that will screw up his life.
I'm guessing you've never done any psychedelics.
@@ryanduray1 Correct
Ok boomer
@@dontron810 Ok NPC
You really overestimate influence of psychedelics on people. They don't cause physical dependence and don't really give you euphoria by themselves. They only fuck you up if you do them constantly and in certain environment, pretty much like any other substance. This seems like a one-off experience in a faraway land, the dude is probably five.
My god is Bill an absolute master of reading and roasting crowds 😂😂
That groan for the Atheist turned Christian, man that got under my skin a little more than it should’ve honestly.
What did they mean with that groan?
@@hunterwho1 that religion is for dummies, even more so than eating mushrooms out of cowshit with strangers in a strange country.
@@Soridan 😂 oh lol I didnt know if they were groaning at atheism or christianity. Religion is a fucking mental illness
@@hunterwho1 They groaned heavily because they knew what that would mean for the story. Knew immediately his brother was going to instantly judge him and out his story to the whole family so that they could "save him from his sin". And the family reacted as expected.
Also, born-again Christians are generally super-obnoxious.
We want the full video!!
Has the entire Live Podcast been released yet? Does anyone know?
I don't believe it has been releaset yet. Might be in the coming days or weeks.
It's in post production for national release in june 2022 but they'll edit for Chinese release in October 2021. There have been talks about using deep fake and use Tom cruise to replace bill but corporate is pressuring the studio and the director to get Wagner Moira for It.
@@abrunosON Obviously this is great, solid information.
Please upload the full live podcast🙏🏻
It's suddenly weird hearing someone's personal info be laughed at by a crowd. It's like sharing a secret and laughing at it. No different than the regular podcast, though
It's not personal. You don't know anything about who this person actually is
@Alex thanks big guy. You addressed the thing I already stated in my final sentence. You live in a negative world inside that head of yours to think I was "crying". Maybe find something in life that provides you with fulfillment outside of attempting to put others down??
Please keep making these live advice videos
7 minutes of bill still better than Amy schumer Netflix special.
“One thing turned to another and we started baking bread”
I fucking lost it
I am still enamored that a 24 year old has the money to go to New Zealand to do drugs.
Agreed. This isn't an email with first world problems. This was some email from first world Upper upper middle class problems...elite problems. fuck that douche....ah, his elitist family doesn't get him, mmmkay. my family thinks im a f'king god for having health insurance throgh my jjjjooob.
Back packing isnt that expensive. Some people save everything they have, pack lunch, have cheap weekends with the end goal of a holiday.
Mark Stewart I went to Europe to travel (and do drugs) last year and again this year. I’m 19 and work as a plumbers apprentice. Only spent about 2 grand each time I went for 3 weeks at a time. How hard do you think it is to travel?
Backpacking isn't expensive. Travelled for a year off £5k that I saved working/backpacking in Australia for a year. Try it, it's awesome
@@kadeishere"only 2 grand"
Dude, that's like 5 months of pay after taking out living expenses and spending nothing on recreation for me, and That's with splitting the rent between three people.
this is just like your podcast and it's legendary
Where's the full video?
Please Bill, more of this.
This man is the reason I watched Star Wars.
Same
Same here. I had absolutely no intention on watching The Mandalorian until I saw him in the trailer.
Huh??
ThiefKingofLegend He’s in the new Star Wars series on Disney +
theyreThiefKingofLegend the films never appealed to me. Saw a trailer with Bills lovely shiny head and thought I’d better finally get them watched to maybe enjoy it a bit more.
Wow, It’s even better live!!
Why not just release the entire show instead of the clips?
Because people have short attention spans and will likely click off the video. Also splitting the whole thing into 10min clips means more ad money
MrIHadToDoIt the economic angle makes sense. But the short attention spans doesn’t. By that rationale, anything long form, like standup specials or podcast, would be better released in short clips because of short attention spans.
@@bossHogOG if you haven't noticed those mediums you brought up are being posted in shorter clips. Dave Chappelles stand up is in clip form on Netflixs RUclips channel. Many podcasts now have channels dedicated to clips. One of the fastest growing RUclipsrs, David Dobrick, only posts 5min videos. I'm with you in the sense that I personally enjoy media in a longer form but now and days a majority of people want information quickly and don't want to watch full length videos.
@@bossHogOG on a side note ,if you enjoy stand-up I would recommend watching Andrew shulz. He noticed that people wouldn't watch stand-up specials all the way through so he decided to make a stand-up special that was only 15min long. He is a very good comedian, highly recommend.👍 The special is called~ 4:4:1 A comedy experience by Andrew Schulz
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Bill burr a real one for backing up the bros choice to change his life ... way more respect ngl lmaooooo
I am a simple click. I see a ginger, I bald.
Ripped from today's top comments, I see.
You heard nothing
Nice copy and paste you unfunny hack
@@nastyham5302 get laid
Goddamn!!! Bill Burr is the king of impromptu comedy. Sometimes it's just like a stupid throw away joke that get's me to fucking lose it. This live reads is a fucking awesome idea.
His trademark “Laaaydee” gets me laughing every time😂
It's borrowed from Jerry Lewis.
Look into it
@@patrickmccabe3256 oh yeah I remember his movies and him saying that a lot!!!
Love both Bill and Jerry.
Nutty professor etc.
Whatever makes us smile or laugh is good for all of us.
Have a happy Thanksgiving you Cajun Belle LAYYYYDEE !
😀
@@patrickmccabe3256 thanks! Hope your holidays are great!
Bill come to Calgary please I need to see you before you retire
That story really ended with the guy waking up next to the cows with his butt hole hurting and his wallet missing.
Always great to Hear, Bill Burrs’ Advice on Life 👍😂