My name is Jon Arbuckle.
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- Опубликовано: 3 окт 2019
- He wants to live a very quiet life.
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My name is Jon Arbuckle. I'm 29 years old. My house is in the Muncie section of Indiana, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as a cartoonist, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't drink, but I occasionally smoke. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
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USER: Jo-Jon Arbuckle
STAND: Killer Garfield
Stand Stats:
Power: M
Speed: O
Range: N
Durability: D
Precision: A
Potential: Y
i want jon and garfield from this vid on a tshirt
Lumpy Touch I miss wAtching Garfield
*"Basically, Odie, you are a troublesome thing that would hinder my sleep, therefore my enemy."*
MANIC MONDAYS HAS ALREADY TOUCHED THE TABLE
@@KaleidoscopeWillow55 **click**
Odie: *fuck*
Wouldn't it is be sheer heart attack?
Or odie is also Jon's stand
Two stands
“Deadly Lasagna has already touched the dog food, Odie.”
Odie would be sheer bite attack
@@zemsalpowers6035 What would be bites the dust then?
@@lucus6458 Nermal
@@zemsalpowers6035 Of course
@@lucus6458 Gorefield
Garfield: a funny Cartoon about a lazy cat.
The fandom:
The fandom is what's keeping garfield alive.
@@grogu9215 true
Yeah how did this happen?
@@grogu9215 SCP Fandom: And that's what makes it terrifying.
Garfield is a cat who says funny things.
Jon: “I don’t drink, but I occasionally smoke”
kira: “I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink”
wait hol up
well... he has a pipe in the comics
the duality
pipe garfeld
“Now where could my pipe be?”
“I want to live a quiet life.”
*Owns Garfield and Odie.
He's trying, OK?
He also regularly listens and dances to polka. He’s a walking contradiction!!
Also kira had his son
So... if Garfield is Killer Queen, then Odie must be Sheer Heart Attack, and other people from the comic are other villains?
@@adamsheldon6063 odie... is a cat...?... what?
My stand, killer cat, bites the lasagna
Ya did good
A for effort
Deadly cat
Since all the part 5 characters are named after various Italian dish, we all know what this one would be called...
I was going to say that-
Fun fact!
The version of Garfield without Garfield is actually Jon having a discussion with his stand which most of you (non stand user) assume is a meme
Bro shut yo fun fact having looking ass up bro your a balding predator
huh
The fact there's a mod in All Star Battle R where Kira is replaced with Jon makes this really aged well.
Link. Now.
@@strateupgamr7links get removed when pasted so here just attach this
/CYf1UxAShLQ?si=Txzh9eZ2lVh-QXw6
I need to see this too.
The mod is called "my name is jon arbuckle"
And yes, it was inspired by this video.
666 like
"Jon explaining his whole tinder profile"
Huh? It's almost funny Garfield. I put up my tinder profile but there hasn't been a single person swiping! Weird bug huh?
This is a JOJO reference
The funniest part is that I could totally see this being Jons tinder profile
I'm so loney
@@copeseethemald8510 mood af
JonJon's absurd journey: Lasagna is uneatable
imperium 107 lasagna... ocean...
SM23 *inedible
SM23 inedible is a word.
Lasagna is unpunchable
Jontaro Arbuckujo
"Although if I were to fight... I wouldn't lose to anyone"
Chills literal chills dude
This was too good. You captured all of Kira’s drip while making it look goofy at the same time
“The world is my stand Jon”
Za Worldo?
For god sake Jon this is not how stands work
Since Garfield once ate the universe in meme history, I’d wager that Made in Heaven is more accurate, but I digress.
If garfield is killer queen, then what happens when he touches something?
Does it become lasaga?
Does he consume anything he touches?
These are questions that'll probably never be answered.
“Haha fools” odie thought “behold this is my KING CRIMSON” odie thought
Jon Arbuckle abilities:
- Killer Garfield
-Odie Heart Attack
-Another one bites the lasagna
-Garfield has no lasagna
Why not sheer odie attack?
killer garfieid has already touched the lasagna
Underrated
What could stray cat be
The fact most of the things jon says are lore accurate is hilarious.😂
Let's not forget he is an incredible dancer
"I, Jon Arbuckle, Have a Fat Cat."
GioGio reference
I jon Arbuckle have a fat cat
@Im not a furry :-D *T H I C C*
You mean *thicc*
@@memegumin9004 no you mean 🍑X infinity + 1
"Bullets Don't Work, Jon."
*"But Bombs Do."*
"Who said anything about bullets?"
KILLER QUEEN !!!
@Alex Hill (273AleHill) alternate version of killer garfield lol
666 likes are fine. I won’t destroy it.
you obviously don't know anything about gorefield
Jon’s abilities :
Bites the Lasanga.
Odie as Sheer Heart Attack.
i think the idea of a single square lasagna with tank treads is too funny to ignore
I remember watching this before I ever watched jojo, not understanding a damn thing. After finishing steel ball run, i can confidentially say, it was not a mistake watching this series
On the wiki it is literally stated that Jon likes to clip his toenails.
Yoshikage Kira Oh Goodness....
Killer queen has already touched the REPLY button *click*
@Astralbody13 _h_
@Astralbody13 _no_
_please_
Come out Cheer heart attack
The worst thing is that his real name is "Jonathan"
"Ripple doesn't work on me Jonathan"
@@araara-baelz2ndapostleshol83 neither apologies dio
Jonathan joestar
@@justaguyonyoutube8268 can we just stop this Part skipper shit please? No one cares what Part you are even if you haven't watched part 1 and you're already on part 3. It just a meme don't take it seriously
As soon as I read this the beat on Kira's theme dropped
Watched this before I saw Jojo and was so confused.
Came back after watching Jojo and I love it even more
nothing is more satisfying than finishing jojo and being able to understand the references.
I, Garfield Garivanna, hate Mondays.
Nice
Nice!!!
I , Giorno Giovanna , hate mondays too
I, mr epic, hate every day of the week and want to erase the week. This is why I’m making pucci give me white snake and getting za hando.
@@raiden1044 except your dad
1:12 when you realized his full name is Jonathan.
Oh nooooooo!!!
Holy shiiiiiiit!!
W H A T
"EVEN SPEEDWAGON IS SURPRISED!"
Fu-
A rare universe where the Gorefield forms a symbiotic relationship with his Jon
Lowkey this might be a situation the Taurus Gorefield would want most
JonJon Arbuckle's Bizarre Adventure.
*Stand master: JONathan Joebuckle*
*Stand Name: Star Lasagnum*
liked just for Jonathan Joebuckle
*Stand Name: Star Lasagnum*
*Power: A*
*Speed: B*
*Durability: B*
*Precision: B*
*Delevoment potential: C*
*Range: B.*
*Stand Master: Jonathan Joebuckle.*
Description:
*Star Lasagnum can turn anything it touches into a lasagna, anyone who touches the lasagna will get deleted out of existence, Star Lasagnum has also the ability to morph itself into different types of monsters or human beings to scare his opponent. Star Lasagnum can do Lasagna barrage punches that can easily defeat the opponent in just a few minutes, Star lasagnum’s final ability consists in just sleeping, for some reason, Star Lasagnum will gain the ability of Nermal Crimson to skip mondays, this will make him more powerful until he gains the final ability of stopping time, which he has to defeat [T H E O D D Y], we still don’t know much Information about Star lasagnum but we know more information will come on the future.*
Czech? And knows JoJo?
@@josephjoestar5006 yes, its true. And im not the only Czech who watches JoJo ;)
@@louiscz6784 I'm the only Slovak that watches JoJo
Stand Name: [Killer Monday]
Stand Master: [Jon Arbuckle]
Watashi wa getsuyōbi ga kiraidesuyo!
Alternatively: I Don’t Like Mondays
Killer Monday is the English name, the true name is 「Manic Monday」
destructive power A
Speed B
Range D
Durability B
Precision B
Manic Monday*
And now Jon Arbucker in STARDUST LASANGNIA! GARUFIERDOHHHH!!!!
I need a part two to this. This is too dam good!
Stand name: 「I’m sorry」
Stand user: 「Jon Arbuckle 」
*WHERE'S THE LASAGNA JON??*
Stand Name: 「 Lasagna 」
Stand User: 「 Garfield 」
Stand name: Lasagna eater
Stand user: John Arbuckle
that be a bruh moment
r/ImSorryJon
Stand name: Cat’s in the Cradle
Stand user: John Arbuckle
Careful of his third bomb “Monday’s” it’s a bomb that when activated everyone explodes and time rewinds to Monday
So in other words this bomb just destroys an entire timeline and then restarts it.
But what if it's already Monday?
@@jacobsmith4428
It rewinds to the beginning of the day
I think "I Don't Like Mondays" would work better as it's the name of a song
No wonder Garfield hates Monday’s.
Thank you lumpy this is a master piece and the rest of my classmates who ai showed this loved this
“Jon.. please stop talking like that… you’re making me nervous-“
I can actually imagine garfield being Jon's stand and he just talks to his stand about his problems as if it were a separate person
Stab Stab Man So Garfield is basically Spice Girl in that regard, huh
Crusader820 Like Echoes or Sex Pistols as well.
@@MCKennaXC So that's just what the comics look like to non stand users
Garfield IS a stand
So "Garfield without Garfield" is what non-stand users see?
“You see Odie you are a troublesome thing that would hinder my sleep”
"You see, man's best friend is *nothing* compared to healthy, *stressless* sleep. You need to *go* now, *Odie.*
you're going into orbit, you stupid mutt
Now I will use KILLAR FIELD abillity to kick anything out of anywhere TO KICK YOU OUT OF EXISTANCE
666 let's keep it that way
@@GewelReal I gotta have a good meal
Why does this looks so amazing? I'm really glad i found this. 😁
So glad to be subscribed
this means garfield is the manifestation of jon’s soul
and also it looks like some people here dont know what a stand is so basically a stand is the manifestation of your soul
Jon Completes him
Lazy, low, still
I'm sorry Jon
Jon hates monday and like lasgana!!1
"You can't kill what isn't real jon."
"It's all in your head jon."
Jon’s Bizzare Adventure: Monday’s Are Unbearable
Kaptin Kibblez underrated
Kaptin Kibblez JonJon’s bizarre adventure.
I’d watch that
Jon's Bizzare Adventure: Garfield Blood
Jon's Bizzare Adventure: Lasagna Tendency
Jon's Bizzare Adventure: Anti Nermal Crusaders
Jon's Bizzare Adventure: Golden Cat
Jon's Bizzare Adventure: Food ocean
Jon's Bizzare Adventure: Fat Cat Run
Jon's Bizzare Adventure: Garfieldlion
Saw Me ah yes the legacy of Garfield all in one collection stacked like a lasagna
You see garfield, killer queen has already touched that lasagna!
Forget your fate, if it's a Monday... You're dead.
Stand: Manic Monday
Stand master: John Arbuckle
Thats the perfect name given that a lot of stands are pop culture references
@@covanb6948 my favourite name for it is"Bitch Lasagna"
@@vojtechkorhon4159 it is killer queen and Garfield ain't a simp
It can make everiting it touches into lasagna, slowly killing it
(Sorry if my inglish is terrible)
All Consuming Hunger
The world needs a “JonJon’s Bizzare’d” crossover
JonJon's gizzarefield adventure
Electric Boogaloo THAT IS WAY BETTER
The World whold probabily try tho kill JonJon
dont you mean 「the world」needs a "JonJon's bizzare'd" crossover
it would just be jojo
Stand Name: [ HATEFUL MONDAY ]
the sound effects bring this above and beyond
“You see Odie it doesn’t matter who you tell because bites the lasagna is protecting me”
Bites the Crust
bites the lasagna im done
*The ability just keeps you in an eternal time loop of a bad Monday*
Eats the lasagna*
Your name doesn't mean what I think it means, right?😂
"I' m a JoJo reference Jon, it' s what I do."
It's time for _Odie_ to Bite the Dust!
@@retroman2026 don't do it killer queen, that's our pet cat stray cat
@@berg5332 You're going to Bite the Dust,you stupid plant!
The ability, "Bites the Crust" makes you suffer a Monday with extremely bad luck.
this is one of the best videos than ever see in my life
"We have JoJo at home."
JoJo at home:
A'ight that'll do
I like jojo at home
@@workingtitle7049 welp, cant argue with that
*Mom:*
I dont see the problem
something horrible about this is the fact that his name begins with “jo”
Which makes this hella funny for part 8
Beebo Hecc jonjon*
jon jon's exquisite anecdotes
Ok i finish commenting now imma head out
**do things in 5 hours and return**
*OK WHAT THERE IS SO MANY LIKES NOW*
ThePotato Police who’s jo
garfeild queens new ability BITES ZA LASAGNA
I saw a Mod of JJASBR with John as Kira and Garfield as Killer Queen.
"I wake up without any fatigue or stress"
*Cries in sleepless*
@@soju512 I think they do, but they're just referring to their personal experience
one dude apparently tried the 20min of stretches before bed and it really helped him out maybe you should give it a shot for science
@H M ruclips.net/video/Sl6q1igrxpk/видео.html this one seems pretty good, I'd skip things where you lie on the floor though, unless you have a really good floor space or want to do them or w/e the standing ones are 20 min anyway
Diamond ! 999 likes
have you tried serial murder? works for me.
I'm so sorry Odie, but _Garfield has already touched that lasagna._
*C l i c k*
1:12
Totally underated comment and comment chain.
YOUR GOING INTO ORBIT YOU STUPID MUTT
NANI?!
This was the best Piece of art I ever seen so we need to take this and paint it and put it in the museum
I can smell his cologne through the screen
When Garefied said "you complete me Jon" he wasn't kidding.
Gorefield is the alternate timeline where jon isn't able to control his stand.
Hans C gorefield=garfield requiem
When he said "society"
I felt that
@@AlexSanchez-je9uw N-NANI?!?!?! OOO MY GOH!!! (btw it's hot to me lol) -dissapears from existence-
@Some nobody I know it's been months since I saw your profile pic and I think it's truly an art piece
This voice acting is great. Really sells the scene.
I love videos like these
「Stand User」: Jon Arbuckle
「Stand」: Killer G
“Killer G! Bites Za Lasagna!”
every thing it touches becasue lasanga and garfield eats it
Bites the crust
Bites the Monday’s
I like ya killer g. BOOM
@Supa SaneWell Stand names are music references
If Garfield is Jon’s stand, then isn’t he just a figment of Jon’s soul? Thanks for listening to my TED talk.
Read the mang..., er I mean the comic strips.
I don't know
I don't watch anime
Beneath the skin.....
We are already
*_ONE_*
No, stands are manifestation of one’s fighting spirit
Your Theodore conversation
*Great Words from a Great Man*
This is a masterpiece.
*Gorefield has already touched your notifications.*
Damn...
KABOOOOOOM!!!!!!!
Gorefield's 3rd bomb,BITE ZA LASAGNA
Kono powah
Nice alula PFP
Garfield emerging has such a terrifying energy to it.
Yes e.d
@H M no you're not Garfield admit it
You could say it’s “menacing”
"bullets won't work jon"
@@icarus9340 i feel like Garfield is saying that to Jon as someone desperately struggles to get away shooting at Jon only for Garfield to stop the bullets or, more appropriately, the gun exploded because Garfield hand already touched the gun
This is my new favourite video.
Jon:Behold my stand, Killa Garfeilda.
“I wouldn’t lose to anyone”
All emergency units in the nearby vicinity have something to say about that
Lol it took me a minute to get it but then I remembered how Kira died
Technically he didn’t lose to anyone. He lost to something
@H M That's a stand in the pivotal point and obvious climax of Jojo's. Lasagna is unbeatable.
@@tylersyaboi idk about that if the ambulance wasnt there he would have died within a minute or Jotaro would snap his neck
*Every ambulance within a 10 mile radius
"My name is Jon Arbuckle, I'm just an average 16 year old high school girl"
Now I imagine Jon dressed as a schoolgirl with lasagna in his mouth, late for school/work. Thanks.
@@KirbyLinkACW Kinda hot. No homo tho.
@Tord Le Commie Oh, you better.
@@KirbyLinkACW if that person doesn't send link, I'll put a bomb in his/her lunch
@Tord Le Commie do it
"my l a s a g n a has no weaknesses"
- killer Garfield
Stand Master: Jon Arbuckle
Stand Name: The Kings Gluttony
Nermal should be Stray Cat firing air bubbles from Garfiled’s abs.
Odie is Sheer Heart Attack
Perfect.
@@Mothwater and instead of the damage done to SHA going to his hand,it should go to his leg because he kicks Odie off the table.
@@melindabolding5601 foot*
@@Mothwater the sizzle koichi used was a bone
*Killer Garfield has already touched that door handle, Odie.*
what does that mean
Lisa Williams it’s an Jojo Reference.
@@thetophatter3811 ik, buy like what does it mean
Lisa Williams I cant really tell you since it’s an spoiler but...
@@thetophatter3811 no spoill
I came back to this masterpiece after a year and realised the jojo reference
Jon Arbuckle
Stand Name: MANIC MONDAY
"bullets don't work Jon"
"Who said that I gonna shoot?"
*shotgun explodes*
killa qeen has already touched those bullets.
*jon
@@nidomeister24 sorry, I mistyped, the "H" is next to the "J"
Gangsta 100
But if his stand is garfield then how is garfield terrorizing him?
This makes the comic trips where Garfield is removed even better
we just aren’t stand users
yet
eg eg stand arrow
@@eggedegg4659 Stand Lasagna
@@thepillarmen2960 no, holy corpse
You guys aren't stand users?
Jon arbuckle with his stand vs hank hill with propane nightmare
This is the American psycho remake we all need.
John Yoshikage vs gorefield.
"Bullets don't work Jon"
Jon: "no need for bullets, my killer Lasagna has no weakness".
We don’t need guns to win a fight. Because that’s not a REAL fight.
@@inoskyee ?
Anyone Can Win A Fight With Guns. That’s Not A Real Fight
@@inoskyee ok I think I get what your saying
Not Bites za dusto......
*BITES ZA LASAGNA*
“Society.” HE SAID IT, THE MAD MAN
Get a load of this *society*
Stand name: Lazy Lasagna
Stand user: Jon Arbuckle
Stand ability: can turn any person into perfectly cooked lasagna with one touch
To quote myself:
“That’s right, we’re doing a jojo”
Odie: *doesn’t show up in this video*
_Well, this video is _*_accurate._*
He's a dog, and it's Jojo....
Nah, Odie is the equivalent of Sheer Heart Attack and Nermal is his version of Bites the Dust.
Then garfield's gf if stray cat.
@@cpt.mcn00b36 No Garfield is Killer Queen
@@MLGProMaster-tu9tz Yes, Garfield is Killer Queen and Odie and Nermal represent the second and third bomb.
“Garfield has already touched the lasagna.
- Secondary bomb, Sheer Heart Attack, activate! Soon you shall succumb to obesity Shigechi!”
Shouldn't it be oddie
Killer Garfield's Third meal, Bites the Lasagna!
@@GyroEater it activates when someone eats lasagne within a 50 mile radius of jon.
This is what I’m talking about this is perfection lumpy touch u need ♾ subscribers
He’s stand is Kitty King and his sub stand is Kitty King: Bites the lasagna
Killer Queen is a cat man... Jon’s stand is Garfield...
i hate this, but also love it...
So odie is sheep heart attack
Killah Garfeld
Bites the Dog
Stand User: [Jon Yoshibuckle]
Stand Name: [Killerfield]
Ultimate move: [Bites The Lasaga]
The best one
omg you said Lasaga instead of Lasagna lol
@@sycne1783 Yes.
hm.. no thanks i am not a gar type
*Jon Arbuckle
*lasagna
I have nothing to say except brilliance
insanely well made, ngl
"Oh, dear, it seems you've seen it." Jon said, looking directly at the boy who had just torn his bag open exposing his heaping mass of leftover cheesy lasagna.
He then proceeds to use Garfield Queen to Blow the child up, turning him into Lasagna.
@@notrepede7627 i just imagined t posing garfield eating that child
Gold.
@@TheRealGreenAutumn It's spelled Nermal, you twat
I honestly don't know who is more intimidating:
Kira
or
Jon as Kira
jon is kira and garfield is killer queen or stray cat
@@user-iz1wj7zp5n stray dog
GioGio Giovanna stray cat is lasagna
Kira as the wizard king
@@iateiceagebaby7942 I'm a magician Spencer a furious magician.
this. this video got me into jojo without me knowing.
thanks