Everyone's talking about Garfield as Sans, saying how good this video was, but no one is gonna talk about Godfield. Like, this dude must be more powerful than the other Gorefields
@@javierjimenez9586 With the video being based on alternate universes with a variety of Jons, Garfields and Lasagnas. I had to reference Elizabeth's Sea of Doors line from BioShock Infinite, but without the men, cities and lighthouses. ;)
Just wanted to point out that you must have 0 karma to win against libra Garfield, but he'll give you his scale at neutral karma, so unless there a puppies to kick nearby *You're screwed*
There is canonically a universe where Jon is a successful comic-artist who lives happily with Liz and Garfield, who is a normal and loving cat who can't speak.
@@MoonOfCheese well if there like 214124231433512341235423523523352135325152352315252342513254215 nermal has to be good in like 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% right?
I'm not sure if this was intentional or not, but either way I loved the nod to Jim Davis's own zodiac, Leo, where Garfield finds Jon is identical to Jim Davis.
"What do you have to fight?" Gemini: I have to fight myself Aries: I have to fight an angel Taurus: I have to fight A LITERAL GALAXY! Virgo: I just have to avoid being horny for tall women
How to defeat each Gorefield: Hello fellow gamers, I'm an avid player of the Gorefield video game series and today I'm going to show you how to defeat each Gorefield in Astrology Apocalypse. Be aware that each Gorefield can be defeated without loot or a safehouse, but the difficulty skyrockets without the clone so I recommend you obtain that first. However, this tutorial will display the method without any loot or safehouse. I will go based on order, not on difficulty of defeat. Bare in mind this will not all be killing, as some other methods are easier than others. Aries: Simply do not do the sleep action for 7 days. This sounds hard as sometimes it is forced but it can be done through using the coffee item each day. Caffeine pills are another option but have a risk of death if overused. Once the 7 days pass, Aries Gorefield will starve to death. (Some speedrunners have also pointed out that you can set a bucket above your head when laying in bed to sleep, the feeding process being interrupted by an external force will cause pain and irritation. If you get lucky, this will cause Aries gorefield to quit feeding on you) Taurus: Taurus Gorefield is inherently a game of chance, as it cannot be killed and the lasagna recipe question can result in you forgetting vital functions such as breathing. Yes you can look for it but the quickest way is also the easiest. The challenge is your best bet as it can often be a challenge involving an earth lain game, which Taurus Gorefield will not know. Best of luck, you're gonna need it. The inherent positive is that you'll always be able to make a truce with Taurus Gorefield. So use this to your full advantage. (After some extensive gameplay I have discovered you can use an exploit to prevent losing knowledge and make the secret lasagna question risk free. Simply take melatonin 3 hours beforehand. The sleep sequence will overright the sequence where Gorefield takes knowledge from you, preventing possible death.) Gemini: Thankfully, Gemini Gorefield is quite easy to kill. Which was intentional as the game can sometimes be unplayable without the clone loot. Bring a double barrel shotgun into a mirror room then hide it, once Gemini Gorefield comes in, bring it out and blast them through the Garfield and Raoul heads. The last head cannot function without those two for long. Run out of the room and wait a full minute then walk back in and get your well deserved loot. Cancer: A scripted event can be done with a boulder, just look up where to find it and squash that crab. Be wary however, it is on a beach side hill, and can be dangerous to get to. Leo: As Leo is a statue, it's vulnerable to explosives. When it challenges you to a battle, toss a Dynamite stick into its mouth as it charges. This is the only way I have found to kill it, and the secret lasagna takes far too long and is far too risky. (After further inspection through the game, leading Leo Gorefield under a wrecking ball then having someone drop it after it starts its roar sequence also causes instant death. If your John starts with better charisma stats, this method is easier) Virgo: Take a picture of any female you encounter that is taller than you, this doesn't risk the police being called as public photography is considered legal in most cities you will be in. Once a picture is taken of them, it will reveal Virgo. Then you will be able to attempt to kill Virgo. I recommend using the Pistol and several magazines as it does take a bit to kill them. (Speedrunners have pointed out that the woman will always have black hair and uncolored eyes if your John spawns with bright hair, and will always have bright hair and dark eyes if John spawns with dark hair) Libra: I have heard your complaints about how Libra is basically impossible to beat since you always have imbalanced Karma, but here's an easy way to beat them. Talk to no one and do not take a car, but do not walk where you want to go. Get a bicycle and ride to crypts and churches, places where you can find ingredients to the secret lasagna. Another sneaky way to figure it out is to present food items in the court when Libra drags you in, if Libra's eyes sparkle then it is part of the secret lasagna. Libra will always have a computer component in the secret lasagna. Whenever you enter a crypt your karma will go negative, donate to a charity as quickly as possible to negate this. (You can also simply build up so much negative Karma in one day the game doesn't know how to process it and Libra Gorefield explodes. This is best done by repeatedly walking under ladders, but going to the mirror room and smashing all of them works as well) Scorpio: Scorpio can be defeated by standing at the top of the staircase to the basement it resides in and shooting it with the double barrel shotgun. This is the easiest way I have found to defeat it. This can only not be done if the dream vision shows a basement, in which case draw it out by leaving the basement alone, then shoot it. (As some speedrunners have pointed out, always check if your house has a basement. John always spawns on a block with a shotgun, so it's important to check for a basement before going to find the shotgun) Sagittarius: If Sagittarius does not challenge you to a game of chance that day, challenge it to a game of chance. You will always win. (Yes I know that everyone knows this, Sagittarius is practically a joke. But some new players may not know this, so I included it.) Capricorn: Whenever Capricorn enters a body of water, you can attempt to electrocute it. I recommend using the tazer, but some are adamant about the toaster method. Aquarius: Absolutely a joke. Just use a blood sacrifice and ask it what its favorite lasagna recipe is. Badabing badaboom you win. Pisces: Find an oxygen tank and diving suit, as well as a Lazer cutter, then allow yourself to be submerged when it plays hide and seek. Once you do so, you will be transported to the cell but can't drown. Cut your way through the bars then look around, the lasagna recipe will be able to be found here. Once you find it, swim back to shore and make the lasagna. Then once they play hide and seek again, throw the lasagna into the rain. Pisces will gladly accept your offering and leave. Ophichus: As many have questioned, it wasn't known if you could actually survive Ophichus. Well recently, I've made a discovery. When you wake up on the first Monday, the news letter will detail a location with letters that have white sparkles on them. Visit it and it will tell you a specific combination of Gorefields. You must then exit that save file, then use the first save and defeat every Gorefield detailed without fail once. If you do, the Ophichus save file will delete itself. Once all of those Gorefields are defeated, you then must use their items in the areas you defeated them in. This will cause pillars to rise that inhibit Godfields powers. You will then gain visions of more places you must visit, each carrying an unholy bullet that is the only way to deal damage to Godfield. After that, you must regain the items from the Gorefields you beat. Use the crafting menu and put them in alphabetically based on their 3rd letter. Once they're all used, you will craft the Ophichus Revolver. You then must go face Godfield and not miss a single shot. Once you have shot him with every bullet, he will detransform from godhood and scurry back into the ground. This gives you a weeks time to figure out the secret lasagna. It has one ingredient in each church in the original city you spawn in. Once made bring it back to the hole Ophichusfield scurried into. This will pacify it and you can either end it or befriend it. Befriending it will give you a permanent friendly Cuspfield that always knows where Secret Lasagna ingredients are, though it only speaks in riddles. Ending it gives you Godfields Ring, which lets you input one command aside from "> Kill Gorefield" and "> Give Secret Lasagna". A completely overpowered item to say the least. I wasn't the first to discover this, but I'm still happy I did. That is the only way to defeat Ophichus Gorefield otherwise known as "Godfield". And that's the easiest methods to defeat each Gorefield! Good luck my friends.
@@58847436 Pisces is definitely not an easy Gorefield to manage, especially with gathering resources. It can often take me many weeks to get the proper equipment.
@@gabrielacovarrubias6947 Unless you haven't beaten 3 other gorefields you won't be able to find a diving suit as that's locked in a later area only accessible to a more experienced John. I should have made that clearer in my tutorial. You can make air bottles using empty water bottles but they don't give a lot of oxygen. A file can replace the lazer cutter but it takes longer to cut through the bars. In order to make it through you may need up to 20 air bottles depending on how bad your rng is. But it *should* work? I'll go test it and edit the comment with the results later.
This would make a dope mobile game. Imagine that at any point in time, your phone would leave a message and the message says "Your *Gorefield* is currently (random number) miles away from you." or "Be careful, *he's* somewhere around you."
That would be fucking terrifying if i was just sitting in my room and i get a message saying “your gorefield is (however many number of inches or feet) away from you” i would literally sit there and wonder when im gonna die
Saggittarius Gorefield just explained why my luck is constantly "Oh cool I won 1 million dollars" and "Oh boy I just lost both of my kidneys, all my bone marrow, my spinal fluid and my ribcage". It feels that way most of the time anyway.
@@soundtheartist9212, please forgive me if this sounds rude, but some of us forgot that sorry excuse of an abomination for a reason. (Like I said, I don't mean for this to sound rude!)
Ophiuchus gorefield actually had me crying for the first half. Poor guy. He was twisted by the cruel actions of humanity. May his new world avoid the same fate.
Here's another thing to note on that part! There WAS a part he sent one of his 'eyes' to look everywhere, and on one of the sections of it, there was a human there. If that human was at least fine with him, he probably would've left at least SOME of the Earth standing. It's too late for that, now, though.
How is this surprising remember the fucking MLP fandom they went from innocent fanfics to creepypastas and beyond that there is nothing out of reach for a fandom
I think the only reason Taurus is ranked lower is because its not actively malicious to its Jon. Sure it takes knowledge in exchange for knowledge but its always the Jon's choice to engage with the deals. But yeah, its the size of a galaxy and basically is trying to achieve infinite knowledge. Godfield while capable of wiping out an entire planet doesn't display much more than that and from its origin definitely still seems to be of mortal origin. Not much compared to a primordial god.
Honestly Aquarius seems like one of the best possible outcomes, so lucky me. -Lasting companionship under the caviat of being fed blood (not specified to be human or yours but heavily implied). -No actual danger to you, simply a nuisance if unfed. -Exceptionally weak, if you really went after killing a Gorefield this would probably be the easiest. -The Blood Jar is honestly a super good item. Assuming its indestructible, you could do a ton of stuff. Go to a blood bank and turn any other blood to O- blood, turn your blood into liquid gold (very hot watch out), and more. Hell, you could theoretically make the blood of any living or dead person & use that blood to get an exact read on their DNA. Go clone Abraham Lincoln.
I was thinking about turning the blood of a person to lava, so that he basically just burns him, but turning his blood to liquid gold is a golden idea!
I like the idea that the Gorefields are actually beatable as opposed to "oh its movie monster villain so you have to die sorry". Some of those items seem insane, especially the bookmark, the revival sack, the hand phone, and the spoon (although the last one is less practical and more fun to have). I just have 2 questions: If it were theoretically possible to beat Ophiuchus/Godfield what would they drop? And are there Johns who know about and traverse the multiverse to help out other Johns and collect loot for themselves?
The Fuzzy Ocelot the spoon seems to me like something you would use to make a business out of, like you open up a little diner or something. Also technically it should be possible to kill/defeat Godfield. As there are infinitely many universes, it should be theoretically possible. Im sure you could probably seal/conjure something to defeat him. I would imagine he’d drop something like “tear of a fallen god” where it can triple your stats for a limited time 3 times a day or make you invincible for a limited amount of time
Imagine altering the present with the Handheld Device... would it be possible? "Hey Kobe from [date before crash], whatever you do... DON'T go in tha Helicopter!"
It's been years and I still love this piece of art. If I were good at programing I would make a fan game where the Gorefields are the bosses. Also, I'm the only one that thinks the Sagittarius Cuspfield looks adorable?
Even the Ophiucus-verse has a Jon, he just never met his predestined Garfield. Or at least it HAD a Jon, since if he was still among the living, Ophiucus Gorefield would have likely managed to find him after his entombment at center of the Earth.
@@fabiomorandi3585 even if they were capable of locating jon through their eyes, why would they? Given the context of this universe, jon would just be another random person. Remember, they never met.
@@lasagnalover1185 Given the other twelve examples, there's likely some eldritch force at work which ensures each individual designated as "Jon" by the laws his home universe gets paired with his predestined iteration of Gorefield, as long as there's a Jon alive to be paired with. If this hypothesis was correct, it would mean that on Ophiucus' Earth Jon would have likely stood out as a paragon of virtue in the local Gorefield's eyes, which would have triggered its interest if there had been a Jon whose behavior could be witnessed.
funniest thing: Pilotredsun didn't create the comic, he just "dubbed" it. Pilotredsun has pretty good stuff, he made all by himself, though. example: his music is pretty sweet.
Has anyone realized that Taurus and Sagittarius gorefield are the only zodiac gorefields who aren’t evil. Taurus gorefield only seeks knowledge while Sagittarius gorefield likes to assist you but with good or bad luck.
@@StarryxNight5 I mean it depends on the amount of blood. If it’s a little bit, then he is probably the most friendly and helpful. If it’s a lot, then yeah, it’s mainly those two.
Well It did say we can befriend our Gorefield, and aquarius is the friendship sign too (Okay even though we can be detached or cold we are actually nice and do have emotions)
the problem is that it takes 4-8 weeks to recover a pint of blood, so you would have to give him half a pint a month to be safe, then you have a pretty ok friend.
"He ain't never met jon, so he ain't never met Odie or the others. He's just a stray roaming the streets, trying to get by" that actually tugged a few heartstrings.
Most of the Gore-Fields: actively seek to permanently ruin Jon's life Virgo: We do a lil' trollin' Aquarius: You're my bestest best best friend! Picses: *Ooh, something cool*
This is legit my favorite video on RUclips. I’ve rewatched it probably 15-20 times. It’s just such a badass concept all around. The art is really good, the sound design is nice, and the format is very well done. I love Lumpy’s style, and it works really well for this concept. Thank you LumpyTouch! This video rocks!
If this were a game, here's how I think it would play out: You have 12 Zodiac Jons to choose from: each Jon would match the personality of said Zodiac with all their strengths and flaws. All of the Jon's are helped by a mysterious benefactor giving them information about their Gorefield and tips for survival. After completing all of the Jon Zodiacs, you unlock the 13th zodiac, where all the Jons team up to defeat God Field. You know, like a Live A Live kind of thing.
@@forestnynja43real Once you tefeat the extra garfield you look out into the sunset as the destruction of humanity is happening for you can not have a ying with no yang, a dog with no cat, a jon with no gorfield
You guys thought that's enough ? My cat's name is Garfield, a lazy ginger cat and lives BELOW the house. Oh and yknow what's more exciting? *IM A SCORPIO AND I GOTTA STAY AT THE STAIRS THE WHOLE TIME*
Am I the only one who is incredibly disturbed by the scent meter? I mean it freaks me out that this horrific monster knows where I live and is currently making its way towards me.
I mean can you blame him? Garf never knew a safe and comfortable life, and yet, the humans around him who had food, shelter and comfort decided to turn on each other for greed, hate, or literally any reason.
It sucks that Ophiuchus is so powerful and takes up the spotlight because Taurus (the galaxy-sized one) is actually stronger than any other Gorefield, and from the descriptions we’re given it seems like it’s by a pretty wide margin.
Taurus Gorefield: "I will provide one piece of Evidence, and in exchange, I must learn something as well." Me: "...if you tell me how to defeat every gorefield, I'll tell you Obama's last name." Taurus: *D E A L*
“Where are the 3 cheese pizzas?” “I ate those food.” “Where are the Secret Lasagnas?” “I ate those food.” “Where is Odie?” *i a t e t h o s e f o o d .*
Taurus Gorefield is unironically the GOAT- Such a being with knowledge like (how the get the pieces to make the special lasanga) provides one rather simple, and direct deal-
I just noticed in the intro it says "these universes all* have one thing in common." with the parentheses in "ALL", foreshadowing a Jon's absence in Ophiuchus' universe.
This needs to be a game. The Jon of the Ophiuchus universe, having escaped his world’s destruction, must cross the multiverse, gathering the sacred artifacts to challenge Godfield and take back his universe
The things he need to find are 1. Me 2. Sword of Aquarius 3. Aquarius 4.tunic of Aquarius 5. An army of aliens to fight of godfields army 6. Cetus gorefeald (because a time Lord would be a big help) Me and Aquarius have escaped in a space jet Cetus can be found where his constolaton is at 1 and 3 are found at the same time And yes the artifacts are as followed 1. My friendship sword and sheald 2. Other gorefeald weapons 3. Aquarius magical jar 4. The 5 power pens
Wouldnt it be cool if it also made it so you had a random gorefield to fight? Like you cant choose which. But it wont tell you straight away who it is.
Honestly, I was expecting Leo Gorefield to be just Garfield's head on top of an extremely ripped body & a mane, and for him to say 'Do you even lift, Jon?'
elle ! Since the video brought up multiple universes with Jons and Garfields I wondered if there was a universe where every person was Jon except for one person because that one person would be that universe’s Garfield. Or maybe Garfield would be something that isn’t a human in that universe
Me who can't walk: hmmm I wonder what Capricorn gorefield's stats are. Capricorn gorefield: I AM SPEED Edit: I would say this is the most likes I've gotten but I can't STAND it when people do that.
I wanna see a full game made out of this where you play through 12 scenarios one for each sign, and the goal is to beat all the gorefields And after beating the 12 scenarios you fight the final gore field in a climatic battle that requires using all the skills you learned along the way
Something cool I noticed with Ophiuchus Gorefield is that his new world is black and white as opposed to the green shades of the old world, both of which were commonly used as Gameboy colors, making the world vastly different yet consistent with Lumpy's artstyle.
To be honest, having a weird cat-like monster that actually tries to befriend you (even if they ask for bloody sacrifices) sounds nice Too bad I'm stuck with Capricorn.
I definitely would be scared of Aquarius Gorefield, being an Aquarius myself, as first but when I find out what the (essentially) victory method is, I'd be fine.
I'm aromantic/asexual, so I can easily defeat this Gorefield in a challenge and win. Alas, that comes with the tradeoff of the item- just having a charisma boost alone won't really help me.
I find it funny how these scary, gory, and sometimes big versions of garfield are coming to kill you, but if you challenge them to a chess mach and you win, they let you go.
The good thing about being a Taurus is that your Gorefield doesnt even know your existence. The bad thing is that is IMPOSSIBLE to beat Taurus Gorefield lmao
Every now and then I make a friend who shares the same interests as I. Today: that interest is eldritch terrors which hide in plain sight. Anyway we’re here watching this with popcorn atm. Very cool work my dude!
Thank you for your patience! Please enjoy my longest video yet. Lots of tasty lore!
Which is your favorite LOOT?
Lumpy Touch Golden Claw OwO
UwU
Lump dump:
Am I a Joke to you
The wait is done, and OH JON WAS IT WORTH IT
Hello there sir I must say your animations are excellent but I think we all wish you could make a sequel to gorefield gameboyd
Y'all remember when someone would say "Garfield" and everyone would be like "ah, yes. The lazy cat that hates mondays in the daily comics"?
Blame LasagnaCat for taking a mediocre comic character and turning it into a dark meme...
Or, rather... THANK them.
Two of my classmates have the nicknames Garfield and Odie so nowadays its either Gorefield or them
@@jaysonklein6018
"Mediocre"
That's a fighting word.
I actually do, surprisingly.
Yep
Love the stutter Jon gives when he realizes he's not yelling at Garfield and, instead, Cuspfield.
Chris Tucker me too
He fixed his sentence using 「Crazy Diamond 」.
@@ronramen5827 indeed
Chris Tucker DORA!
Who ate the 3-Cheese Pizzas?
Everyone's talking about Garfield as Sans, saying how good this video was, but no one is gonna talk about Godfield. Like, this dude must be more powerful than the other Gorefields
Nah i think at least as strong
Lavosfield
DOES SANSFIELD HAVE A WEIRD PURR THATS SANS TALKING AND A CATS PURR COMBINED
i mean, he's just ophiuchus' god form, at least he rebuilt the world into something better, at least to him i guess.
What about the Papyrus Jon? THAT is something that needs discussed.
All the other Gorefields: *actively seek to ruin, annoy or kill Jon*
Virgo Gorefield: *we do a little trolling*
Aquarius Gorefield: *Hey Jon! Do you need any help?*
Cuspfield: meow
XDDD
Sagittarius Garfield: “Am I a joke to you?”
Capricorn Gorefield:
*"I consider your terrified expression as the most sincere of compliments. You may run now, you won't get far but I'll allow it"*
"There is always a lasagna, there's always a Jon, there's always a Garfield"
"Constants and Variables, Jon"
Bioshock reference
@@javierjimenez9586 With the video being based on alternate universes with a variety of Jons, Garfields and Lasagnas. I had to reference Elizabeth's Sea of Doors line from BioShock Infinite, but without the men, cities and lighthouses. ;)
ok no one like this post it has the hehefunni demon number
@@bimblor9858 Damn, I should have captured this. Too late sadly.
No Gods or Kings, only Garf.
"Libra Gorefield desires a future where everything is perfectly balanced."
Thanos: *Heavy breathing*
Steve Tom *t-posing thanos flies over gorefield*
@@kingcookie9777 *internal mating calling*
All of his stats are perfectly balanced
Just wanted to point out that you must have 0 karma to win against libra Garfield, but he'll give you his scale at neutral karma, so unless there a puppies to kick nearby
*You're screwed*
@@NightCrawler36910 Maybe winning(killing at least) him will decrease your karma since he's not a total evil-doer.
sagittarius just sounds like a tornado
"avoid open fields"
"safe in windowless basements"
Horses (and cat-faced centaurs) like to run around in open fields.
it's not a joke
Sorry I thought there was :/
Moonlight Shine that’s pretty funny
@@pinhe1350 to me it was, cause it was *_F U N N Y_*
credits to the camera man for jumping into multiple universes to collect lore about gorefields
Nah credit to lumpy touch for going through different universes to give us this guide
There is canonically a universe where Jon is a successful comic-artist who lives happily with Liz and Garfield, who is a normal and loving cat who can't speak.
No
(Wait no actually yes)
And Garfield odie and nermal are all friends
@@nosaddi4149 no, Nermal's still a shithead. There is no universe where he isn't
@@MoonOfCheese well if there like 214124231433512341235423523523352135325152352315252342513254215 nermal has to be good in like 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% right?
@@temmieton9755 in the perfect universe maybe lol
Remember: this was originally about an orange house cat that hates Mondays...
*_That doesn't exist anymore. Now, there is only gorefeild and cuspfeild._*
And now...it is so much more...
and raisins for that matter
It never was. Oh, it never was, Jon.
And loved lasagna with a burning passion
I love how 11 of the 12 Gorefields are reasonably sized.
And then there's Taurus.
pisces is whale sized tho
@@comediannamestaken Less Extreme Than Galaxy
@@comediannamestaken Pisces is pretty much just a whale-sized shark, which have existed in the past
Yeah I'm not going to be able to hide
libra shouldnt be that fast, dont even have a second pair a limbs
I'm not sure if this was intentional or not, but either way I loved the nod to Jim Davis's own zodiac, Leo, where Garfield finds Jon is identical to Jim Davis.
Oh damn
Coincidence? I think _NOT!_
@@koopatroopa7968 and that's how Godfield was created!
"What do you have to fight?"
Gemini: I have to fight myself
Aries: I have to fight an angel
Taurus: I have to fight A LITERAL GALAXY!
Virgo: I just have to avoid being horny for tall women
I have to fight zombies and a statue
I got a smart machine capable of judgement.
I have to fight someone I love...Sucks!
And for those who have to fight a mere pussy cat...don't.
I got a scorpion that gives me death signs
angelcrisis44 I have to fight a gambler
Aries, a torso-sized little man: "I am infinite, Jon"
Taurus, literally the size of a galaxy: "Cute..."
And the fact how Taurus hides in ALLEYWAYS yet is the size of an entire GALAXY
@@OctoPie-k7n
He can use teleporter
Wat , he is an ancient god
@@saepeungian oh ok gotcha
@@OctoPie-k7n I think the logic is he has magic God powers so he can manifest an astral projection of his face in those alleyways.
@@ramenbomberdeluxe4958 hmmm makes sense
Gorefield: Why won't you die, Jon?
Me: Because, we're in the *living room*
Oh you don't
I like this comment, I like this comment a alot.
**bah bum tss**
Daddddd get off youtube
*Oh no you didn't*
How to defeat each Gorefield:
Hello fellow gamers, I'm an avid player of the Gorefield video game series and today I'm going to show you how to defeat each Gorefield in Astrology Apocalypse. Be aware that each Gorefield can be defeated without loot or a safehouse, but the difficulty skyrockets without the clone so I recommend you obtain that first. However, this tutorial will display the method without any loot or safehouse. I will go based on order, not on difficulty of defeat. Bare in mind this will not all be killing, as some other methods are easier than others.
Aries: Simply do not do the sleep action for 7 days. This sounds hard as sometimes it is forced but it can be done through using the coffee item each day. Caffeine pills are another option but have a risk of death if overused. Once the 7 days pass, Aries Gorefield will starve to death. (Some speedrunners have also pointed out that you can set a bucket above your head when laying in bed to sleep, the feeding process being interrupted by an external force will cause pain and irritation. If you get lucky, this will cause Aries gorefield to quit feeding on you)
Taurus: Taurus Gorefield is inherently a game of chance, as it cannot be killed and the lasagna recipe question can result in you forgetting vital functions such as breathing. Yes you can look for it but the quickest way is also the easiest. The challenge is your best bet as it can often be a challenge involving an earth lain game, which Taurus Gorefield will not know. Best of luck, you're gonna need it. The inherent positive is that you'll always be able to make a truce with Taurus Gorefield. So use this to your full advantage. (After some extensive gameplay I have discovered you can use an exploit to prevent losing knowledge and make the secret lasagna question risk free. Simply take melatonin 3 hours beforehand. The sleep sequence will overright the sequence where Gorefield takes knowledge from you, preventing possible death.)
Gemini: Thankfully, Gemini Gorefield is quite easy to kill. Which was intentional as the game can sometimes be unplayable without the clone loot. Bring a double barrel shotgun into a mirror room then hide it, once Gemini Gorefield comes in, bring it out and blast them through the Garfield and Raoul heads. The last head cannot function without those two for long. Run out of the room and wait a full minute then walk back in and get your well deserved loot.
Cancer: A scripted event can be done with a boulder, just look up where to find it and squash that crab. Be wary however, it is on a beach side hill, and can be dangerous to get to.
Leo: As Leo is a statue, it's vulnerable to explosives. When it challenges you to a battle, toss a Dynamite stick into its mouth as it charges. This is the only way I have found to kill it, and the secret lasagna takes far too long and is far too risky. (After further inspection through the game, leading Leo Gorefield under a wrecking ball then having someone drop it after it starts its roar sequence also causes instant death. If your John starts with better charisma stats, this method is easier)
Virgo: Take a picture of any female you encounter that is taller than you, this doesn't risk the police being called as public photography is considered legal in most cities you will be in. Once a picture is taken of them, it will reveal Virgo. Then you will be able to attempt to kill Virgo. I recommend using the Pistol and several magazines as it does take a bit to kill them. (Speedrunners have pointed out that the woman will always have black hair and uncolored eyes if your John spawns with bright hair, and will always have bright hair and dark eyes if John spawns with dark hair)
Libra: I have heard your complaints about how Libra is basically impossible to beat since you always have imbalanced Karma, but here's an easy way to beat them. Talk to no one and do not take a car, but do not walk where you want to go. Get a bicycle and ride to crypts and churches, places where you can find ingredients to the secret lasagna. Another sneaky way to figure it out is to present food items in the court when Libra drags you in, if Libra's eyes sparkle then it is part of the secret lasagna. Libra will always have a computer component in the secret lasagna. Whenever you enter a crypt your karma will go negative, donate to a charity as quickly as possible to negate this. (You can also simply build up so much negative Karma in one day the game doesn't know how to process it and Libra Gorefield explodes. This is best done by repeatedly walking under ladders, but going to the mirror room and smashing all of them works as well)
Scorpio: Scorpio can be defeated by standing at the top of the staircase to the basement it resides in and shooting it with the double barrel shotgun. This is the easiest way I have found to defeat it. This can only not be done if the dream vision shows a basement, in which case draw it out by leaving the basement alone, then shoot it. (As some speedrunners have pointed out, always check if your house has a basement. John always spawns on a block with a shotgun, so it's important to check for a basement before going to find the shotgun)
Sagittarius: If Sagittarius does not challenge you to a game of chance that day, challenge it to a game of chance. You will always win. (Yes I know that everyone knows this, Sagittarius is practically a joke. But some new players may not know this, so I included it.)
Capricorn: Whenever Capricorn enters a body of water, you can attempt to electrocute it. I recommend using the tazer, but some are adamant about the toaster method.
Aquarius: Absolutely a joke. Just use a blood sacrifice and ask it what its favorite lasagna recipe is. Badabing badaboom you win.
Pisces: Find an oxygen tank and diving suit, as well as a Lazer cutter, then allow yourself to be submerged when it plays hide and seek. Once you do so, you will be transported to the cell but can't drown. Cut your way through the bars then look around, the lasagna recipe will be able to be found here. Once you find it, swim back to shore and make the lasagna. Then once they play hide and seek again, throw the lasagna into the rain. Pisces will gladly accept your offering and leave.
Ophichus: As many have questioned, it wasn't known if you could actually survive Ophichus. Well recently, I've made a discovery. When you wake up on the first Monday, the news letter will detail a location with letters that have white sparkles on them. Visit it and it will tell you a specific combination of Gorefields. You must then exit that save file, then use the first save and defeat every Gorefield detailed without fail once. If you do, the Ophichus save file will delete itself. Once all of those Gorefields are defeated, you then must use their items in the areas you defeated them in. This will cause pillars to rise that inhibit Godfields powers. You will then gain visions of more places you must visit, each carrying an unholy bullet that is the only way to deal damage to Godfield. After that, you must regain the items from the Gorefields you beat. Use the crafting menu and put them in alphabetically based on their 3rd letter. Once they're all used, you will craft the Ophichus Revolver. You then must go face Godfield and not miss a single shot. Once you have shot him with every bullet, he will detransform from godhood and scurry back into the ground. This gives you a weeks time to figure out the secret lasagna. It has one ingredient in each church in the original city you spawn in. Once made bring it back to the hole Ophichusfield scurried into. This will pacify it and you can either end it or befriend it. Befriending it will give you a permanent friendly Cuspfield that always knows where Secret Lasagna ingredients are, though it only speaks in riddles. Ending it gives you Godfields Ring, which lets you input one command aside from "> Kill Gorefield" and "> Give Secret Lasagna". A completely overpowered item to say the least. I wasn't the first to discover this, but I'm still happy I did. That is the only way to defeat Ophichus Gorefield otherwise known as "Godfield".
And that's the easiest methods to defeat each Gorefield! Good luck my friends.
Holy crap this was detailed. Glad because I'm Pisces and I thought I was screwed
@@58847436 Pisces is definitely not an easy Gorefield to manage, especially with gathering resources. It can often take me many weeks to get the proper equipment.
But what about ophichus?
I'm a Pisces but i don't have access to any of the items needed (or rather, easy access) is there any other easy way to beat Pisces gorefield?
@@gabrielacovarrubias6947 Unless you haven't beaten 3 other gorefields you won't be able to find a diving suit as that's locked in a later area only accessible to a more experienced John. I should have made that clearer in my tutorial. You can make air bottles using empty water bottles but they don't give a lot of oxygen. A file can replace the lazer cutter but it takes longer to cut through the bars. In order to make it through you may need up to 20 air bottles depending on how bad your rng is. But it *should* work? I'll go test it and edit the comment with the results later.
“Has decided to catfish Jon just for fun”
Virgo you ain’t gotta do all that...
asexuals: you cant win you fool
I am uncatfishable
Jokes on you! I'm denser than a black hole!
Maple I mean, they can have relationships and say “I love you”. Maybe someone attractive to this Jon could be just a nice person.
@@Jack-E_Lantern Truly a terrifying power.
@@ronramen5827 aroace people are invincible then. Unless it's like, trying really hard to be your friend or something
Me: *visits my Grandfather's grave
Leo Garf: *helo there*
Me, pulling a ring: *G E N E R A L K E N O B I*
Hyperspace Ahhhhh the negotiator!!
Every ring makes them fear you more
This would make a dope mobile game. Imagine that at any point in time, your phone would leave a message and the message says "Your *Gorefield* is currently (random number) miles away from you." or "Be careful, *he's* somewhere around you."
YES OMGHKGJHJ
"Warning, your gorefield will say the n word"
That would be fucking terrifying if i was just sitting in my room and i get a message saying “your gorefield is (however many number of inches or feet) away from you” i would literally sit there and wonder when im gonna die
Like FNaF AR?
@@yaknowjustagoose9406 segatorres being black according to cannon
Fuck
Saggittarius Gorefield just explained why my luck is constantly "Oh cool I won 1 million dollars" and "Oh boy I just lost both of my kidneys, all my bone marrow, my spinal fluid and my ribcage". It feels that way most of the time anyway.
Sounds like a skill issue.
Might want to get that checked out.
Ok im the *_Aquarius_* Gorefield
·Watching me
·Cat sized
·Best Friend
My cat: **walks on me causally**
Me: **sweating uncontrollably**
Don't trust him, Jon... he can smell your fear. He watches your every move, you cannot hide he is already here.
I am aquarius and don't have a cat I guess im safe
Same but I have 2 dogs instead of a cat :/
Kill him so you can get a magical jar
Diamond Spino nobody is safe my friend. Nobody
"He saw the worst humanity had to offer."
Yep, I'd say that Cats movie was indeed the worst.
But what about 'Mac and me?' THAT was bad.
No one mention the Emoji Movie yet? I'm surprised.
@@soundtheartist9212, please forgive me if this sounds rude, but some of us forgot that sorry excuse of an abomination for a reason. (Like I said, I don't mean for this to sound rude!)
@@millsgrainboy6861 I would say, "Still better than Twilight" but that would be a lie.
I agree 💯
As soon as the video said "You are Jon", my cat jumped onto the table
Let me tell ya, my fight-or-flight instinct was never more powerful
R u n
R/thathappened
Get real
I have 2 cats,and my sign is Pisces,do I have 2 gorefields?
@@kingzingo1784 nothing ever happens
As a Libra, I do love that every one of it's stats are perfectly balanced
i agree with as a libra i state everyting has a own balanced
As everything should be
Juicy lips doe
As a Libra,I have to say that everything will have a balance,you could have a balanced diet,a balanced daily routine and a balanced lifesytle.
@@C4DD1333i think its a beak
Cancer: "We live in a dream Jon"
The ones that are Aries: *Screaming*
Taurus (me): Look man I don’t know what you guys are dealing with, but I just forgot how to find square roots, but now I know the s a u c e.
@@ronramen5827 *KETCHUP*
Live*
Can 100% confirm as an Aries
I don’t get it yet I’m a Aries
Gemini Gorefield: *Is weak to glasses*
Me, who literally cannot see without them: *chuckles at my power*
Same,if a person is like,1 meter away from me,I can't see their face
👍
Idk us Geminis got it easier tbh
Us Aquariuses have it the easiest
As a Capricorn, im terrified :,)
Ophiuchus gorefield actually had me crying for the first half.
Poor guy. He was twisted by the cruel actions of humanity. May his new world avoid the same fate.
He is godfield he is traveling universes to help nermal fight sanstale
Im currently writing a cosmic horror novel, I had the same concept of an eldritch god as this one! It's super crazy.
Here's another thing to note on that part! There WAS a part he sent one of his 'eyes' to look everywhere, and on one of the sections of it, there was a human there. If that human was at least fine with him, he probably would've left at least SOME of the Earth standing.
It's too late for that, now, though.
1000 years in a pure heavenly realm he made for himself, i wonder, after all that time, did he ever move on in anyway?
“He Witnessed The Worst Humanity Has To Offer”
**Shows Cat’s Movie**
RUclips rewind 2019
Boi
17:39
『 Devious 』 Fallout 76
Lol, don't lash out at me but i just wanted to see the movie out of curiosity
I'm just suprised on what the fandom can do to an orange and black cat addicted with lasagna.
Before:garfiel a normal cartoon with cute theory
One guy: what if he is a demon
Internet: hmm why not
Underrated
@@Breakinpoint-3243 how is it underrated if it has 276 likes?
365th like lol underrated
How is this surprising remember the fucking MLP fandom they went from innocent fanfics to creepypastas and beyond that there is nothing out of reach for a fandom
I Would Pay Good Money To See Someone Make a Horror Game About This.
JacenX Eldridge Someone did.
@@hihello2910 I Mean Specifically Of the GoreField Horrorscopes.
Same... ;-;
Fuck that A HORROR MOVIE
@@hihello2910 lasagna boy isn't a good game
Hey! Here you can go and see every gorefield!
Aries Gorefield 1:39
Taurus Gorefield 2:38
Gemini Gorefield 3:39
Cancer Gorefield 4:38
Leo Gorefield 6:39
Virgo Gorefield 7:39
Libra Gorefield 8:39
Scorpio Gorefield 9:38
Sagittarius Gorefield 11:36
Capricorn Gorefield 12:36
Aquarius Gorefield 13:36
Pisces Gorefield 14:35
Ophiuchus Gorefield 15:47
"Jonny , Jonny ?"
"Yes papa ?"
"Bullets won't work , Jon ."
"Papa please no"
Haha, funny. I laughed. 😂😂😂😂
johny: "pulls out a nuke"
johny: how about now jon?
Neither do apologies, Garfield.
LOL
Jon*
Sagittarius gorefield actually seems pretty chill, the worst part would just be surviving while unlucky.
Yeah , I wonder if he likes card games
@@conradsmight2220 tell em uno is a gambling game.
@@randomstuff....iguess6521 will do
@@conradsmight2220 oh and if you see a cuspfield make sure to kick em they like it
@@randomstuff....iguess6521 always do it , also to keep them away from the cards
The only gorefield that wouldn't be instantly obliterated by Godfield is Taurus.
Indeed.
What?
@@dr.alexandre1093 i mean taurus have knowladge of everything so yea
I think the only reason Taurus is ranked lower is because its not actively malicious to its Jon. Sure it takes knowledge in exchange for knowledge but its always the Jon's choice to engage with the deals.
But yeah, its the size of a galaxy and basically is trying to achieve infinite knowledge. Godfield while capable of wiping out an entire planet doesn't display much more than that and from its origin definitely still seems to be of mortal origin. Not much compared to a primordial god.
Idolum true and because hes galaxy sized
Honestly Aquarius seems like one of the best possible outcomes, so lucky me.
-Lasting companionship under the caviat of being fed blood (not specified to be human or yours but heavily implied).
-No actual danger to you, simply a nuisance if unfed.
-Exceptionally weak, if you really went after killing a Gorefield this would probably be the easiest.
-The Blood Jar is honestly a super good item. Assuming its indestructible, you could do a ton of stuff. Go to a blood bank and turn any other blood to O- blood, turn your blood into liquid gold (very hot watch out), and more. Hell, you could theoretically make the blood of any living or dead person & use that blood to get an exact read on their DNA. Go clone Abraham Lincoln.
Wait it says any liquid of your choice. Does that include liquids that dob't exist like potions and such?
@@XxEmpty_EscapexX693i dont think so
I was thinking about turning the blood of a person to lava, so that he basically just burns him, but turning his blood to liquid gold is a golden idea!
Lucky me too
lucky me
“Your lust for lasagna has lead you astray”
Obi-Jon-Kenobi
Your*
it's over, gorefield, i have the high ground
*you underestimate the power of lasagna*
"From my point of view humanity is evil!"
Ophichukin Skyfield
Weirdo Moose “then you are truly a lazy cat...”
@@notasovietspytrustme4392
*angry cat hisses*
When they be having a gorefield that you're only safe from in crowds and its 2020.
Welp, time to make a truce lasagna as a substitute so I don't get killed by the Gorefield or by the crowd.
Beniamin Gheorghe no........
But doesn’t know that we exist
monkey bones the tarsus doesn’t know us Tarsus people exist
of corse i get the fifth strongest one just my luck
Your sanctuary: Crowds
Corona virus: I’m about to end this man’s whole career
Welp, ig I'm dead?!
Gorefield and coronavirus:the deadly duo
This video was uploaded in late may. Which is when COVID-19 started to become really bad.
@@jonathanthecoolkid wait, may hasn't happened yet. Oh no.
The True Coronavirus' Zodiac Sign: C҉a҉n҉c҉e҉r҉
I have two favorites parts
1. The win conditions
2. When Jon said "Gar- erhgk CUSPFIIEEEELLLL"
I like the idea that the Gorefields are actually beatable as opposed to "oh its movie monster villain so you have to die sorry". Some of those items seem insane, especially the bookmark, the revival sack, the hand phone, and the spoon (although the last one is less practical and more fun to have). I just have 2 questions: If it were theoretically possible to beat Ophiuchus/Godfield what would they drop? And are there Johns who know about and traverse the multiverse to help out other Johns and collect loot for themselves?
Super Sayan Lyman > Opichius Gorefield
The Fuzzy Ocelot the spoon seems to me like something you would use to make a business out of, like you open up a little diner or something. Also technically it should be possible to kill/defeat Godfield. As there are infinitely many universes, it should be theoretically possible. Im sure you could probably seal/conjure something to defeat him. I would imagine he’d drop something like “tear of a fallen god” where it can triple your stats for a limited time 3 times a day or make you invincible for a limited amount of time
If you kill Ophiuchus he drops you to the credits
DarkMightMaze lmao reality just ends
Imagine altering the present with the Handheld Device... would it be possible? "Hey Kobe from [date before crash], whatever you do... DON'T go in tha Helicopter!"
"They all have a Jon, and a Garfield"
*Sad Odie noises*
@@morbidlyobesewizard2411 but how soon?
@@catherinevo6060 not soon enough
oDie: Gorefield’s arch-nemesis
If you think that we, as Jons, do not have our own versions of Odie in our lives you are DEAD wrong.
Odie is chaos
Cuspfields are miniature versions of zodiac signs
Taurus: Galaxy-sized
Taurus Cuspfield: STAR-SIZED (Primarily Wolf Rayet sized)
Idk why but I mistook Taurus for Leo, my bad
Imagine it combusting if you defeat your zodiac gorefield
Sweet lord of lasagna
Then how do they explode into specifically 200lbs of lasagna
They're so cute though
It's been years and I still love this piece of art. If I were good at programing I would make a fan game where the Gorefields are the bosses.
Also, I'm the only one that thinks the Sagittarius Cuspfield looks adorable?
All the cuspfields are quite scrunkly
@@jackaweplushpro and then we have virgo cupsfield
As a hatian I say: Shashaella ☠☠☠☠☠
@@Mow2012-Shmdiddysemp
@@FatRabbits1214 semp is wild 💀💀💀
@@Mow2012-Shmdiddy smep
“ all these universe have something in common, they all have a jon “
Ophiuchus gorefield : lemme stop you right there
Even the Ophiucus-verse has a Jon, he just never met his predestined Garfield. Or at least it HAD a Jon, since if he was still among the living, Ophiucus Gorefield would have likely managed to find him after his entombment at center of the Earth.
@@fabiomorandi3585 even if they were capable of locating jon through their eyes, why would they?
Given the context of this universe, jon would just be another random person. Remember, they never met.
@@lasagnalover1185 Given the other twelve examples, there's likely some eldritch force at work which ensures each individual designated as "Jon" by the laws his home universe gets paired with his predestined iteration of Gorefield, as long as there's a Jon alive to be paired with. If this hypothesis was correct, it would mean that on Ophiucus' Earth Jon would have likely stood out as a paragon of virtue in the local Gorefield's eyes, which would have triggered its interest if there had been a Jon whose behavior could be witnessed.
is ophiuchus gorfield the "garf" who mutated and eventually rebuilt the world?
@@maayatheperson9635 Yep.
"Gorefeild is below you"
*Screams in basement owner*
Me: *chuckles* I don't have a basement
people on the toilet:
@@_SPINS boy, they're having a bad time, that's for sure...
Man your profile picture is pure horror...
Where did you get it?
@@soeiy7803 Take a picture of a small dog (chiwawa of sumthin) then add a red atmosphere then your done
When Jon said “Who ate the 3-cheese pizzas?”, Pilotredsun felt that
GAR- Ack
CUSPFLIELLLLLLL
funniest thing: Pilotredsun didn't create the comic, he just "dubbed" it.
Pilotredsun has pretty good stuff, he made all by himself, though. example: his music is pretty sweet.
@@birbperson0572 where are the taco shells?
Has anyone realized that Taurus and Sagittarius gorefield are the only zodiac gorefields who aren’t evil. Taurus gorefield only seeks knowledge while Sagittarius gorefield likes to assist you but with good or bad luck.
Aquarius?
@@leroyspeeltHe wants your blood. If you do not pay, then he "accidentally" keeps making your life worse
@@StarryxNight5
I mean it depends on the amount of blood. If it’s a little bit, then he is probably the most friendly and helpful. If it’s a lot, then yeah, it’s mainly those two.
@@StarryxNight5 Never specified your blood, just a blood sacrifice, the blood bank will do
I love the fact that the Aquarius gorefield is basically just a pet that wants your blood
Well It did say we can befriend our Gorefield, and aquarius is the friendship sign too (Okay even though we can be detached or cold we are actually nice and do have emotions)
the problem is that it takes 4-8 weeks to recover a pint of blood, so you would have to give him half a pint a month to be safe, then you have a pretty ok friend.
And has a simitar that can kill the true gorefield becuse it's a zodiac wepon
Yay i have a mutant “best friend” hunting me.
@@Inmortuae2233 tell me about it. I guess I can never go to crawl spaces again.
I see gorefield : Panick
It was a Dream: Calm
I am an Aries: Panick
Realising that I didn't even spell it right- *panik
LMAO
@@arsonexc it's a new way of saying it
Because I'm a cancer and in quarantine I'm safe maybe
I'm a Pisces: Panik
"He ain't never met jon, so he ain't never met Odie or the others. He's just a stray roaming the streets, trying to get by" that actually tugged a few heartstrings.
yeah that kinda hurt
Yeah
I JUST WANT TO PET HIM
Chenghao He as long as he doesn't try to kill or assimilate me yeah
Yeah it was very sad until it got to it being a monster
Most of the Gore-Fields: actively seek to permanently ruin Jon's life
Virgo: We do a lil' trollin'
Aquarius: You're my bestest best best friend!
Picses: *Ooh, something cool*
When you beat a gorefield in a game of chess and he keeps his promise:” *maybe I treated you too harshly.* ”
I'm a leo...
I don't know if the "god of the undead" is up for a game of chess
@@cameronballz6154 yeah he seems like a checkers kind of guy tbh
@@The_Ethical_Goon I'm a leo. He hates checkers. He's into Mahjong more.
U gonna lose.
@@00_BRUHH nah hes a snakes and ladders guy. I beat him a while ago
Garphobia:
The fear that you are Jon and there is a Garfield out there who is coming for you.
That sounds right.
gorephobia* cuz yknow *gorefield is after you*
@@TheZomboy1 Gorephobia sounds like the fear from gore. Gore in itself is a word, so Garphobia sounds better imo.
@@BenjamintYT shit it does-
oye
OH MY GOD THIS IS WAY MORE INDEPTH THAN I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE
It's like a monster manual
its almost like that was the main idea!
@@LumpyTouch or just the contents of the "help" option in a game
@@LumpyTouch what if the gorefields where never bad and we just misunderstood them
@@shabwatendaone1415
Oh yeah because a fish god wanting me to drown is nice-
-an aries
This is legit my favorite video on RUclips. I’ve rewatched it probably 15-20 times. It’s just such a badass concept all around. The art is really good, the sound design is nice, and the format is very well done.
I love Lumpy’s style, and it works really well for this concept. Thank you LumpyTouch! This video rocks!
If this were a game, here's how I think it would play out:
You have 12 Zodiac Jons to choose from: each Jon would match the personality of said Zodiac with all their strengths and flaws. All of the Jon's are helped by a mysterious benefactor giving them information about their Gorefield and tips for survival.
After completing all of the Jon Zodiacs, you unlock the 13th zodiac, where all the Jons team up to defeat God Field.
You know, like a Live A Live kind of thing.
The 13 on is a chrono trigger refrence
god garfield is a fusion of all goregields with all their powers an god gorefield is completely buffed and max stats
@@chirodd8381 feed it lasagna
_maybe put some special sauce_
@@forestnynja43real Once you tefeat the extra garfield you look out into the sunset as the destruction of humanity is happening for you can not have a ying with no yang, a dog with no cat, a jon with no gorfield
Jons together strong
Sagittarius: Safe Zone= Basement
Scorpio: Danger Zone= Basement
That one guy on the cusp of both: *confused screaming*
*chuckles* I'm in danger :]
I do believe going into the basement or not in that case would depend on which zodiac that got turned into a cuspfield.
@@Tebrith How would you know which one is a cuspfield tho?
@@mr.x991 Shrodingers cuspfield. Jokes aside, it'd be pretty obvious once you find him. Annoying buggers like that tend to reveal themselves early on.
@@Tebrith Shrödinger's Cuspfield...?
You make my bones hurt
Honestly not a bad time to be a saggitarius; he seems like chill guy.
freakymoejoe2 exactly what I was thinking. Compared to a lot of the others, Sagittarius ain’t that bad
@@Georgeoftherings yeah saggitarius is just like "lemme help you out br- oh no that was a bad arrow"
Yeah, plus he's the second lowest in terms of zodiac power
He just tries to help... but it does not work mostly
*Me, a Pieces* Fuck.
15:50 bro this gore field is the example of "you're either a villain or live long enough as a hero to become one"
Do you mean "you either die a hero or live long enough to become a villain"
@@CollinBird1024 in this case it feels like the opposite
“Your being hunted by your own gorefield”
*me slowly looks at my cat*
I will end this virus whole spread
You guys thought that's enough ?
My cat's name is Garfield, a lazy ginger cat and lives BELOW the house. Oh and yknow what's more exciting?
*IM A SCORPIO AND I GOTTA STAY AT THE STAIRS THE WHOLE TIME*
@@ghiebalajoro5188 my cat looks like a ginger--
Theres this cat that comes to my house every day oh no
It's funny that even a virus can have cat.
Cancer Gorefield: why won't you die
Me whose in the living room:
The sanctuary should always be in the living room
You think that's good I'm a Scorpio who lives and spends all his time in the attic I'm basically invincible
I'm actually cancer lol
I'm Cancer and who else can agree we are basically fucked if we leave our sanctuary
yeah but of course my safe space is the SEWERS >:/
*Leo Gorefield*
*Pros*: low Hunger meter; big as a door
*Cons*: summons undead minions
((speaking of size, sucks to be Taurus))
also, he wants to test your virtue, so the games you could challenge him to would probably be pretty neat
I don't have to worry about Taurus Gorefield alot as long as I keep quiet since he isn't aware of my existence
As a Leo I think Leofield is pretty cool, I want it as a friend
@@myhlosic As a Leo I don't want zombies chasing after me. The Taurus one is cool tho. I don't have to do anything.
How is ophiuchus more powerful than taurus though, taurus is galaxy sized
Scorpio/capricorn Gorefield: “Your life means *NOTHING* you serve *ZERO* purpose, *YOU SHOULD-“*
Am I the only one who is incredibly disturbed by the scent meter? I mean it freaks me out that this horrific monster knows where I live and is currently making its way towards me.
Yup
taurus people on the other hand are just like "alr alr its chill"
im actually scared to see if this is real
Im Scorpio man
I feel disturbed HE IS FRICKING COUCH SIZED
AND IM IN A FRICKING COUCH!
Im leo and im scared too
I feel like the ophiuchus gorefield could have just been a normal Garfield if he met his Jon.
John died and the only way to stop this Garfield is to find odie
Not even the strongest weapons we have can penetrate its armor
@@sentientlemonbattery other than sagitarrius's bow but
Imagin getting him as a cusp field
@@howaboutno7429 he is no Zodiac Gorefield,Because in the world he lives in,there is no Jon,and no lasagna
"Kill em"
looks at galaxy sized elder god
UHHHHHHH
Well taurus gorefield don't want to kill you, he only wants knowledge from you, so technically you're safe
Takes the knowledge of how to eat ot
Takes the knowledge of walking out
Takes the knowledge of how to use your hands out
i know about how you feel about having to fight an god that can destroy our galaxy if he wants
bargain with him for the knowledge of how to kill him. He also has the coolest drop, mine is a jar that can transform blood into coca cola.
Hey, with enough bullets, anything can die!
Taurus doesn't even care about jon
Ophiuchus Gorefield is certainly the saddest and the most terrifying out of all of 'em.
I mean can you blame him? Garf never knew a safe and comfortable life, and yet, the humans around him who had food, shelter and comfort decided to turn on each other for greed, hate, or literally any reason.
if we adopted him then we wouldn't of destroyed this very planet
@@vansolve6066 to be fair the second one I think is galaxy sized and is called an elder god sooo I got my money on him being the strongest
@@evan_6134 Nah, if you read the power rating, Taurus Gorefield's only 2nd strongest.
@@nowanimportant8887 Well I haven't finished watching the video yet so who's the strongest out of all of them?
We just gonna gloss over the fact that one of the Gorefields is
*Galaxy-Sized*
Not a single person has glossed over that. It’s very important
*scared Taurus laugh*
It sucks that Ophiuchus is so powerful and takes up the spotlight because Taurus (the galaxy-sized one) is actually stronger than any other Gorefield, and from the descriptions we’re given it seems like it’s by a pretty wide margin.
@@MCWaxC *laughs in im taurus*
Matthew Nagel Lmao you’re fucked
"Your Sanctuary : *A submarine* "
guess i'll die then
time to start saving...
Me who plays subnautica:
*_it's my time to shine_*
I HAVE THALASSOPHOBIA YEAH FUCK THAT SHIT-
Same
Why? And the Pisces Gorefield is the whale-sided one...but better be careful when inside your safe area
Jon: who ate the 3 cheese pizza’s?
Cuspfield: *mumbling*
Jon: GAR- eh, CUSPFIEEEEEEEEELD!
That part was funny for me
Taurus Gorefield: "I will provide one piece of Evidence, and in exchange, I must learn something as well."
Me: "...if you tell me how to defeat every gorefield, I'll tell you Obama's last name."
Taurus: *D E A L*
Lol BTW WHATS TOUR NUMGER WADS OBEMA LOSS NAMEEEEE
harry potter
obama's last name IS obama
@@Fiona_Frost He forgor 💀
*I ACTUALLY KNOW HIS LAST NAME-*
“Where are the 3 cheese pizzas?”
“I ate those food.”
“Where are the Secret Lasagnas?”
“I ate those food.”
“Where is Odie?”
*i a t e t h o s e f o o d .*
CUUUUUUUUUSPFIIIIIIIIIIIIIELD!
Were its jOn? Garfield: *i AtE ThOSeFoOd*
OH NO
Who ate the 3-Cheese Pizzas?
BBBBBUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
I was watching the Leo bit of this saw the “Gorfield is getting closer” prompt then my cat jumped on my bed looking for pets
Kittycat12 RUN
I’m not even a Leo.....Am I in danger ?
It's even worse when you don't have a cat
HELP IM SCARED WHAT DO I DO ?!?!
@Special Bronze thank god I only have to fear a fucking galixy sized bull
Taurus Gorefield is unironically the GOAT-
Such a being with knowledge like (how the get the pieces to make the special lasanga) provides one rather simple, and direct deal-
No, he’s a bull
@@d4-v1d22 Best Under Limitless Laws doesn't sound as powerful as Greatest of All Time
"Place to avoid: Graveyards"
"Your sanctuary: Churches/Temples."
When your local church has a graveyard right next to it. *confused screaming*
Your Gorefield trying to go next to you:Also confused screaming
Graveyards connected to churchs aren't Graveyards they're cemeteries, you're fine
@@boisonbapple Oh phew.
@@boisonbapple good call.....
Wait what is the difference....
@@internetduck1114 in of itself there really isn't a difference, its just the fact that if there is a church or not
“Libra gorefield desires a future where everything is perfectly balanced”
oh for god’s sake lumpy you turned garfield into thanos
Ghanos
*dances in im a libra and i think im gonna die*
Nooooouuuu It'S tontfild
*dances and cries in libra*
I have to fight Thanos?!
Therapist: "Sansfield and Jonyrus aren't real, they can't hurt you."
Sansfield and Jonyrus: 0:31
*LASAGNALOVANIA INTENSIFIES*
Megalosagna.
OmegaSkele2927
That works too
@@maddy9021 yeah.
Hey, you took my FEline.
I just noticed in the intro it says "these universes all* have one thing in common." with the parentheses in "ALL", foreshadowing a Jon's absence in Ophiuchus' universe.
This needs to be a game. The Jon of the Ophiuchus universe, having escaped his world’s destruction, must cross the multiverse, gathering the sacred artifacts to challenge Godfield and take back his universe
The things he need to find are
1. Me
2. Sword of Aquarius
3. Aquarius
4.tunic of Aquarius
5. An army of aliens to fight of godfields army
6. Cetus gorefeald (because a time Lord would be a big help)
Me and Aquarius have escaped in a space jet Cetus can be found where his constolaton is at
1 and 3 are found at the same time
And yes the artifacts are as followed
1. My friendship sword and sheald
2. Other gorefeald weapons
3. Aquarius magical jar
4. The 5 power pens
@Chenghao He Because I'm the only one who can hold the friendship sword and plus my sign is Aquarius
@@shabwatendaone1415 please help me to defeat ophiuchus gorefeild because my world will be destroyed
Wouldnt it be cool if it also made it so you had a random gorefield to fight? Like you cant choose which. But it wont tell you straight away who it is.
shabwaten da one 14 the help of Taurus
Honestly, I was expecting Leo Gorefield to be just Garfield's head on top of an extremely ripped body & a mane, and for him to say 'Do you even lift, Jon?'
As a Leo, my life would be a literal comedy.
@@HzlTanooki Do you even lift, Jon?
@@critikasalihmeylani no
Who else started laughing when they read this?
LMAO HAHAHA
What if there’s a universe where everyone except one person is Jon
Witchy Hoo whats the punchline
elle ! Since the video brought up multiple universes with Jons and Garfields I wondered if there was a universe where every person was Jon except for one person because that one person would be that universe’s Garfield. Or maybe Garfield would be something that isn’t a human in that universe
*oh fuck*
What if there's a universe where Jon wasn't Jon?
Or never existed?
@@TuffyTheRabbit that's where ophiuchus comes in
Taurus Gorefield: “What knowledge do you desire?”
Me: “How do you fix the ice cream machine at McDonald’s?”
Taurus Gorefield: “…fuck.”
Man that is so funny 😂
Me who can't walk: hmmm I wonder what Capricorn gorefield's stats are.
Capricorn gorefield: I AM SPEED
Edit: I would say this is the most likes I've gotten but I can't STAND it when people do that.
oh god I’m slow…welp gotta die now bye
Atleast I got someone to go with me now
Ball Breaker. Bruh I'm bait now wtf lol
@@wonkaswilly6924 YOUR'RE GOING TO HELL WITH ME
We're fucked to say the least
I wanna see a full game made out of this where you play through 12 scenarios one for each sign, and the goal is to beat all the gorefields
And after beating the 12 scenarios you fight the final gore field in a climatic battle that requires using all the skills you learned along the way
Everyone like this. I want this game.
Yeah, nice concept.
Last Person
This includes peaceful ways, all of which are possible. Horror Undertale!
@@TheMadwomen i feel like for some of you can end peacefully but for others you cant
Mr Ireland
I feel some you HAVE to solve peacefully. You gonna fight Taurus?
Imagine a Garfield style persona game where you have a month to kill him or he gets you
Would you fight him in the real world or in his palace?
A special palace with 13 endings sounds nice, fellow persona user
I imagine the special orders you could give your allies would be cool and/or bizarre
You'd have to kill him through different means like sacrifices and some other worldly being would be the way to survive. Or lock garfield up in a seal
Ferox looking cool Jon
Something cool I noticed with Ophiuchus Gorefield is that his new world is black and white as opposed to the green shades of the old world, both of which were commonly used as Gameboy colors, making the world vastly different yet consistent with Lumpy's artstyle.
all other gorefields: *I serve a purpose, and that is to torment you*
Aquarius gorefield: Wanna be friends??
To be honest, having a weird cat-like monster that actually tries to befriend you (even if they ask for bloody sacrifices) sounds nice
Too bad I'm stuck with Capricorn.
Im a pisces, don' know how'd I feel seeing a huge shark outside my window.
I definitely would be scared of Aquarius Gorefield, being an Aquarius myself, as first but when I find out what the (essentially) victory method is, I'd be fine.
Aries doesn't really want to torture you, he likes the "gambling" part in John's life and befriends John
I have the last one
Taurus
Your Sanctuary: Crowds
Well that's a big blow for them.
Omg X3
Wait what if the crowds are like ALL TAURUS
@@WaterRose33 OMG YOUR RIGHT XD
Mediterranean teal gacha
Like would they all be screwed or what lmao?
Time to get Corona :)
“Place to avoid: forests”
“Uh yea I’m gonna have to drop out of that camp-out next week, sorry”
instructions unclear, i am now best friends with my gorefield
Virgo Gorefeild: is always taller
Me, 4’11: *confused screaming*
Izuku Midoriya *aim for the tongue.*
heh, you baby size
Me, 5'11: Virgo cant do shiiiiit
what if your asexual?
I'm aromantic/asexual, so I can easily defeat this Gorefield in a challenge and win. Alas, that comes with the tradeoff of the item- just having a charisma boost alone won't really help me.
"has decided to catfish Jon just for fun"
The most believable explanation
I’m a Virgo and when I read that one I was laughing my ass off.
@@beanpods7078 So you catfish people for fun? XD
CATFISH
@@The_spine_snatcher OMG
Virgo Gorefield:"has decided to catfish Jon for fun"
Me, a Virgo who never fell in love planning to be single forever: I have no such weakness
"In your universe, you are Jon."
Me who doesn't own a cat: kalm
Me shortly realising I might have an Ophiuchus because I don't own a cat: *_panik_*
Oh shit me too
@Leonardo Gutierrez nope it gets resurrected and hunts you down
Bitch I have an dog. What does that mean?
Crumble Muffin
My dog turned into a giant crab so
Same thibg
@@crumblemuffin1257 my dog got erased from existence and when i went to the bathroom i got teleported to the judgement hall help what do i do
I find it funny how these scary, gory, and sometimes big versions of garfield are coming to kill you, but if you challenge them to a chess mach and you win, they let you go.
The good thing about being a Taurus is that your Gorefield doesnt even know your existence.
The bad thing is that is IMPOSSIBLE to beat Taurus Gorefield lmao
To beat him you Just gotta Exchange enough *knowledge*
Just be super badass and punch a galaxy
I’ll go get the Andromeda Blaster.
Hey at least you'd gain a bookmark
@@LumpyTouch or like you said, you don't have to kill em to beat em
I can’t imagine waking up one day and thinking, “hey, why don’t I make a bunch of Garfield zodiac monsters?”
"Whale-sized"
"You're safe in: Submarine"
Yea, i dont know about that bud im fairly sure he could swallow me whole in a submarine.
Never clarified which whale
@@sp00kytom80 KILLER whale.
Myway Fernandez ok those arent big enough to swallow a sub whole
@@mywayfernandez8704 killer whales are dolphins
Kyklops whales arent able to swallow big stuff
Every now and then I make a friend who shares the same interests as I.
Today: that interest is eldritch terrors which hide in plain sight.
Anyway we’re here watching this with popcorn atm. Very cool work my dude!