Gorefield Horrorscopes LOOT TIER LIST

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  • Опубликовано: 18 янв 2025

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  • @LumpyTouch
    @LumpyTouch  4 года назад +1605

    Heyo! Let me know how you liked the video! It's a bit more 'normal' then usual.
    the 3D model of me was made by Sully! twitter.com/artofsully

  • @VoxVocisCruora
    @VoxVocisCruora 3 года назад +922

    "Ma'am, please explain why you had fifty corpses buried in your backyard."
    "I'm a Gemini!"

    • @maccthew
      @maccthew 3 года назад +83

      “Sir, could you tell me why you were caught siphoning all the blood from the blood bank?”
      “I’m an Aquarium!”

    • @dumbvillage9253
      @dumbvillage9253 3 года назад +34

      @@maccthew
      -IS THIS A ZOMBIE NEAR HIM? WHY HE DONT RUN?
      -sir, its my own Zombie.

    • @outspade
      @outspade 3 года назад +24

      “Gemini, right? Great, okay, look. You accidentally set your zombie on me and I died.”
      “Scorpio, I’m assuming? Really sorry about the organ.”
      “Yeah, no problem. Be careful next time, okay, Jon?”
      “Alright, see you around, Jon!”

    • @jasonz.7311
      @jasonz.7311 3 года назад +7

      @@outspade (That's Leo. Gemini is clones.)

    • @brickpuncher1429
      @brickpuncher1429 2 года назад +9

      "Sir, please explain why you are talking to Abraham Lincoln."
      "Hold on one moment. I'm a Capricorn."

  • @memerio1458
    @memerio1458 4 года назад +1952

    I can’t be the only person who wants Lumpy to do more 3D art after seeing the 3D Lumpy Model at the start of the video.

    • @ayden7252
      @ayden7252 4 года назад +18

      It’s actually made by Mort Mort

    • @vanpassinby
      @vanpassinby 4 года назад +52

      @@ayden7252 It was actually made by Sully, as cited in the description

    • @cosmicspacething3474
      @cosmicspacething3474 4 года назад +4

      I’m definitely interested

    • @ayden7252
      @ayden7252 4 года назад +4

      vanpassinby ah, sorry about that

    • @lifeishardagain8594
      @lifeishardagain8594 4 года назад +1

      There much more cursed models

  • @James-ce6dc
    @James-ce6dc 4 года назад +517

    Police: Why do you have so many identical actual human skeletons?
    Gemini: Oh don't worry, they're mine.

    • @jetta1234100
      @jetta1234100 4 года назад +16

      Yep, those are mine!

    • @tacodrago2125
      @tacodrago2125 4 года назад +43

      A creative way to depose those skeletons would to make a skeleton model like in those science classes. The skeletons are all identical and if questioned, say it is factory model

    • @ryojoelofficial
      @ryojoelofficial 4 года назад +1

      Me

    • @theawesome5496
      @theawesome5496 4 года назад +1

      literally.

    • @WeaponXSigma
      @WeaponXSigma 4 года назад +3

      You see those human skeletons in the prairie out yonder? Thems be mine don't ya know. A cookie to whoever got the reference I just made.

  • @quinnmaster504
    @quinnmaster504 2 года назад +172

    I love to imagine a Libra realizing "Aw shit I forgot to do a bad thing! I'm gonna suffocate!" and then they proceed to drop-kick the nearest person or something

    • @arandomguy71
      @arandomguy71 Год назад

      kick them inbetween the legs for an extra -20 karma

    • @Bugretti
      @Bugretti Год назад +12

      Imagine you have to skip a week at the helping at the homeless shelter so you just start suffocating and end up punching a poor old lady

  • @SenorSwirls
    @SenorSwirls 4 года назад +1444

    Aquarius’s ability is heavily overpowered if you choose the female character over the male

    • @skyjack1
      @skyjack1 4 года назад +101

      ಠ_ಠ

    • @soundtheartist9212
      @soundtheartist9212 4 года назад +179

      God damnit. I wish I was an Aquarius now instead of a Virgo. If this stuff was real, I would have been rich by now and crashed the economy.

    • @jl-fy3zj
      @jl-fy3zj 4 года назад +66

      At least you could pay your rent every month

    • @runiqe
      @runiqe 4 года назад +134

      *OIL PERIOD*
      *OIL PERIOD*

    • @dejanaefearon6536
      @dejanaefearon6536 4 года назад +41

      Wow I know Aquarius he's known for being weird and smart but this is just plain creepy

  • @MrMemeTheUnoAndOnly
    @MrMemeTheUnoAndOnly 4 года назад +601

    “Make food out of water.”
    *Flint Lockwood wants to know your location.*

  • @optikaught8994
    @optikaught8994 4 года назад +331

    the fact that the aries loot lets you sleep half as much and you feel fully rested, and the fact i sleep about six hours a night, i would love it! but i’m a scorpio, and i’m really accident prone, so that loot is still really good.

    • @shanzemerchant
      @shanzemerchant 3 года назад +10

      As an Aries, I agree! It'd be so cool to get less sleep, It's hard for me to feel well rested and I don't enjoy the fact I need so much sleep, It'd help me a lot!

    • @AndresHernandez-zw3ug
      @AndresHernandez-zw3ug 3 года назад +6

      I’m also an Aries and tbh I could really use being able to feel as energized as I would with 8 hours with half that considering I don’t get much sleep normally, and I’m not a nightmare person either, so it works out either way.

    • @abstrusepaladin
      @abstrusepaladin 2 года назад +3

      I hope it makes me feel emotionally refreshed too, can't really attribute it all to a lack of sleep but IT WOULD BE NICE, PLEASE.

    • @dustymcwari4468
      @dustymcwari4468 2 года назад +5

      Yeah, Aries’ is fantastic as heck! Sleep time for me is awful, I hate that I have to cease everything I’m doing to go to sleep, AND fear I may oversleep and waste time, being able to take a little nap and feel as refreshed as if I slept for a while sounds so godlike xd

    • @pugofwarbr
      @pugofwarbr 2 года назад +1

      yeah, i need one of these because i am sleeping the half of what i need

  • @captainblackjack7446
    @captainblackjack7446 4 года назад +1116

    He’s just hiding the fact that cuspfield’s is the best by far.

    • @sirlambchops.
      @sirlambchops. 4 года назад +46

      SOOO MUCH LASAGNA

    • @mysticcc_
      @mysticcc_ 4 года назад +16

      IM A GEMINI-CANCER CUSP (june 20)

    • @_Tzer
      @_Tzer 4 года назад +20

      ophiuchus does it even have one?

    • @mysticcc_
      @mysticcc_ 4 года назад +22

      cuspfield: all of the loots combined, without the bad qualities (like sagittarius's cursed coin)

    • @metanoia2226
      @metanoia2226 4 года назад +16

      @@_Tzer nope. it was never killed.

  • @dejanaefearon6536
    @dejanaefearon6536 4 года назад +380

    "Transmits human blood into a liquid of your choice"
    *Sounds like cannibalism with extra steps*

    • @dejanaefearon6536
      @dejanaefearon6536 4 года назад +3

      *S A T A N I C C H E M I S T R Y*

    • @renaudmahe4543
      @renaudmahe4543 4 года назад +3

      But its not really cannibalism if you use your blood

    • @bastionpowell6019
      @bastionpowell6019 4 года назад

      @@renaudmahe4543 I'm preparing the throwing hatchets

    • @user-vb6gi7dh9b
      @user-vb6gi7dh9b 4 года назад +1

      can be any liquid though, doesn't have to actually exist you could turn blood into juice that makes you into a god.

    • @brianthepyromancer924
      @brianthepyromancer924 4 года назад +3

      That gave me some bloodborne vibes

  • @jaspercat905
    @jaspercat905 4 года назад +607

    "how good is my cancer loot?"
    Can easily be extracted and said out of context

    • @TheKidsAreSOnotOkay
      @TheKidsAreSOnotOkay 4 года назад +28

      example :
      **Doctor with a sad face and a heavy heart walks in with a notepad**

    • @Kobaford
      @Kobaford 3 года назад +5

      @@TheKidsAreSOnotOkay Sniper Gaming

    • @TheKidsAreSOnotOkay
      @TheKidsAreSOnotOkay 3 года назад +7

      @@Kobaford
      **A muffled speaker plays Robot Rock while the apartment on the other side of the parking lot has rapidly changing color lights**

    • @twinkiesmaster69
      @twinkiesmaster69 3 года назад

      Mana potion

    • @destroidhak2556
      @destroidhak2556 3 года назад +1

      @@Kobaford we will test on you brain cancer loot

  • @doot2702
    @doot2702 4 года назад +412

    "Unable to die even though he wishes for it, Mario eventually stops thinking."
    0:01

    • @agenti4734
      @agenti4734 4 года назад +22

      Your next line is " was this all a jojo reference?" To you

    • @bungusbio8757
      @bungusbio8757 4 года назад +17

      Was all this a jojo refrence- NANI?!

    • @FizzyPopVevo
      @FizzyPopVevo 4 года назад +9

      Kars: *finally a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary.*

    • @duel9865
      @duel9865 4 года назад +3

      @@FizzyPopVevo Both of them would just stomp on each other, MARIO WOULD SURELY KILL HIM

    • @sbrensbeve7982
      @sbrensbeve7982 4 года назад +3

      @@duel9865 they just both clink and kars dies lol

  • @infinitytower8957
    @infinitytower8957 3 года назад +227

    Considering Taurus is the lowest scent star sign in the series, and it's my star sign, and the loot is super good, I'm pretty happy. I'd probably just use it to memorise all the rules of D&D

    • @Helperbot-2000
      @Helperbot-2000 3 года назад

      Same with me

    • @ultrio325
      @ultrio325 3 года назад +9

      Step 1: print out Wikipedia
      Step 2:

    • @JudgeOfHell188
      @JudgeOfHell188 3 года назад +7

      Im a taurus too, but I wouldnt exactly do that. I would probably put the bookmark in...
      Uhhhh
      Uhhhhhhhhhh
      I have no idea
      The entirety of the Percy Jackson series?

    • @beebajazz
      @beebajazz 3 года назад +2

      Id use it to remember my passwords

    • @alessandromagno0818
      @alessandromagno0818 3 года назад

      If I was taurus I would use it to my school books

  • @hoohah5067
    @hoohah5067 4 года назад +222

    I cant make a tier list without these answers shaking the tiers up:
    1. Can you disable whatever item you get?
    2. How much Virgo juice do you have anyway?
    3. With Leo you said you can use it on yourself. When you're die, can you keep using it do basically be immortal?
    4. Does the Capricorn past calling change time itself? Like if I stopped the President getting assassinated or something, will that change things?
    5.If you die over the span of 2 days (Maybe wounded and sent to hospital 1st day, die 2nd day), are you locked into dying again?
    6. With the Sagittarius coins, when they disappear, do the stuff they're used on disappear too?
    7. So like, with Capricorn, do they just pick up the phone? Answer in they're head? **Does it show up on the phone bill?**
    Also bonus question: Do we include Ophiuchus dates? I believe that pushes my sign back 1

    • @konoduwangda129
      @konoduwangda129 4 года назад +17

      Virgo juice

    • @sirhootsalot2343
      @sirhootsalot2343 4 года назад +8

      Hoo Hah for number 5, most likely you would just die from it not being an accident, and from a rewatch it says it’s a one time use so you wouldn’t get irl softlocked

    • @sirhootsalot2343
      @sirhootsalot2343 4 года назад +3

      Hoo Hah and for number 3. I think that it would not allow you to revive yourself after you fully rot from the first revive

    • @sirhootsalot2343
      @sirhootsalot2343 4 года назад +2

      Hoo Hah 4. Most likely it wouldn’t work like that

    • @Destructocorps
      @Destructocorps 4 года назад +1

      Besides scorpio, they're all either fully optional to use, or can be stored if they're physical items from my interpretation

  • @LifeWKai
    @LifeWKai 4 года назад +1960

    A Gemini and an Aquarius being friends would be a mutually beneficial relationship.

    • @gundarium4237
      @gundarium4237 4 года назад +89

      I'm a Gemini. However both my brothers are scorpio and leo.
      Edit: if we include ophiuchus in the zodiac than I am a Taurus.

    • @aboriginite
      @aboriginite 4 года назад +76

      add in a leo to get the most out of gemini and all them dead clones

    • @dottalks8156
      @dottalks8156 4 года назад +93

      Yeahhh
      I see myself in a situation
      "Hey ahhh Wally boy, help me bleed this corpses so that Tommy can make us some Sauuce"
      "yeah, why not"

    • @somefries3101
      @somefries3101 4 года назад +27

      The worst thing is that im Geminis, and one of my best friends are Aquarius

    • @jules4813
      @jules4813 4 года назад +25

      my sister is a gemini and im an aquarius... finally something we can work together on

  • @garbagechannelngl
    @garbagechannelngl 4 года назад +355

    Ophiuchus Loot:
    You become a god, thats all.

    • @joncarbattery2541
      @joncarbattery2541 4 года назад +35

      Profile pic police, here to question your profile picture

    • @likaqween6126
      @likaqween6126 4 года назад +19

      @@joncarbattery2541 uhh.... *sweats*

    • @joncarbattery2541
      @joncarbattery2541 4 года назад +6

      @Gachatale Stories It's the hentai inquisition

    • @bastionpowell6019
      @bastionpowell6019 4 года назад +3

      Nah I replied to a comment on complete and I said I prepared hunting hatchets with poison and a lasagna scent and said "am I gonna get a fetus or smthn"

    • @dervy1309
      @dervy1309 4 года назад +8

      sadly if you're an ophiuchus you'd be too busy not existing to beat your gorefield

  • @Fishwreck323
    @Fishwreck323 3 года назад +84

    ok but with the Dreamcatcher you don’t HAVE to sleep half as much, you could still sleep 8 hours and effectively get 16 hours of sleep from it

  • @ThePiggyB00MHead
    @ThePiggyB00MHead 4 года назад +242

    Scorpio's Loot: **In last place**
    Me, a scorpio: **sad scorpio noises**

    • @serbian_knife_fight
      @serbian_knife_fight 4 года назад +10

      Samuel Hayden felt that

    • @roastchicken401
      @roastchicken401 4 года назад +12

      Hey, at least you get a get out of death free card - _If_ your death was an accident.

    • @chaosendures2096
      @chaosendures2096 4 года назад +7

      @@roastchicken401 so youre immortal as long as you're not murdered or suicidal

    • @theSixPathsOfTrains
      @theSixPathsOfTrains 4 года назад +9

      i do like the tarsus loot tho. but how the fuk boi am i supposed to fight a galaxy sized monster. wtf!

    • @failedthanos7349
      @failedthanos7349 4 года назад +8

      Me, also a Scorpio: *angry screaming*

  • @GoldieTamamo
    @GoldieTamamo 4 года назад +81

    Capricorn loot: "Durururururu! Dururururururu!" *looks around for their own hand* "Beep!"
    "Hai! Moshi moshi!"

  • @soundtheartist9212
    @soundtheartist9212 4 года назад +680

    Normal People: *Uses Capricorn ability to save lives*
    Me, if I was a Capricorn: *Prank call Hitler and tell him his mustache looks like a toothbrush*

    • @Bitzwave
      @Bitzwave 4 года назад +19

      I can do that for you :P

    • @Forlorn_Overseer
      @Forlorn_Overseer 4 года назад +3

      Yes

    • @JIMT412
      @JIMT412 4 года назад +29

      Iluminate Minds: Call Lenin and say communism is for gays and say i'm german

    • @rosscross1483
      @rosscross1483 4 года назад +2

      That's actually genius.

    • @ASH_HYPES_ALONE
      @ASH_HYPES_ALONE 4 года назад +3

      Well that's another thing in my bucket list

  • @TarotVylan
    @TarotVylan 4 года назад +90

    Well i could just tell my clone to leave before the end of the day.
    "Hey, go frame someone for murder"
    "Heh, yeah that'd be hilarious"

    • @erickstone9007
      @erickstone9007 3 года назад +3

      Wouldnt the real you get arrested though when they find you still alive?

    • @TarotVylan
      @TarotVylan 3 года назад +1

      @@erickstone9007 i'll just give them another clone to arrest the next day, problem solved.

    • @IDontReallyWantAYoutubeHandle
      @IDontReallyWantAYoutubeHandle 3 года назад +8

      @@TarotVylan Fair, but the next day that clone's gonna be dead, and now YOU'RE legally dead! Now you've gotta be in hiding for the rest of your life as a nobody with your creepy uncle jimbo who's been cut off from the rest of your family and doesn't check the news, atleast for now... What's your next step, Mr/Ms Avenger?

    • @TarotVylan
      @TarotVylan 3 года назад +8

      @@IDontReallyWantARUclipsHandle i think you're underestimating just how willing i am to become a forest hermit who sends his clones into society to gather supplies
      I know a few small towns that wouldn't be too suspicious

    • @IDontReallyWantAYoutubeHandle
      @IDontReallyWantAYoutubeHandle 3 года назад +3

      @@TarotVylan Alright, I can respect that. Good luck on your hermitisation purification transformation plan!

  • @atoxicmelody3289
    @atoxicmelody3289 4 года назад +211

    Imagine being a Taurus and you loose your bookmark, then like, years later you suddenly start remembering the plots of The hunger games, twilight, and other such young adult novels that leads you to at least a few good years of misery.

    • @asterbomb9884
      @asterbomb9884 4 года назад +34

      You could use that knowledge to create the ultimate young adult novel!

    • @atoxicmelody3289
      @atoxicmelody3289 4 года назад +22

      I also like to imagine whatever preteen girl who actually has the bookmark isn’t even reading the entire books but just procrastinates reading them until finding a new book to procrastinate on

    • @vanilla8101
      @vanilla8101 4 года назад +18

      Imagine someone is using your bookmark to read porn like fifty shades of grey or some shit 😭

    • @vanilla8101
      @vanilla8101 4 года назад +10

      @@atoxicmelody3289 The books don't have to be read for the bookmark to work. I'm guessing it would just sit there and you'd stop getting random knowledge of young adult book's plots (which is good)

    • @kung-borean30
      @kung-borean30 4 года назад

      Crap...

  • @NebulaWords
    @NebulaWords 4 года назад +301

    I dunno, I would switch places with Saggi's Jackpot with Aries' Dreamcatcher.
    The description says you only HAVE to sleep half as much. It doesn't say you MUST sleep half to feel refreshed. Honestly I would be down to have that loot. And if I feel like sleeping more, it's not gonna stop me, right? And with my luck I would get the cursed coin so...
    I would rather have something that could be useful and not on a russian roulette :)
    Oh and I'm Cancer btw, I would love that loot too :'D

    • @lastchance1829
      @lastchance1829 4 года назад +15

      could just put the dream catcher away and only use when ya need to

    • @amfram
      @amfram 4 года назад +4

      You ever overslept by like 4 hours? Shit gives me a headache.

    • @zombeebear30
      @zombeebear30 4 года назад +4

      Oversleeping feels the same as undersleeping

    • @Forlorn_Overseer
      @Forlorn_Overseer 4 года назад

      @@amfram Yup hella migraines when you wake up

    • @elijah3122
      @elijah3122 2 года назад

      Personally I'd move Jackpot to #1 and everything above it move down a space. Lumpy never mentions any restrictions on your wishes.

  • @Mushr00mMania
    @Mushr00mMania 4 года назад +263

    “You can call anyone with your hand”
    7 year olds: Finally, my time has come

    • @xenoumbre3010
      @xenoumbre3010 4 года назад +2

      Oh my XD

    • @dq7860
      @dq7860 4 года назад +6

      Oi bossu

    • @xistin
      @xistin 4 года назад +1

      @JADEN BAILEY joe mama

    • @SmileyArtist1
      @SmileyArtist1 4 года назад +1

      but wait...
      how would the 7 y/o beat their gorfield?!
      stay tuned to find out in the next episode of.. wtf am I doing

  • @setin8720
    @setin8720 3 года назад +43

    As a Sagittarius when I realize that
    a) My loot is actually attainable and I will probably survive my gorefield.
    b) When I realize my loot is op because exchanging for any good or service is code word for wishes.
    Luck is with us brothers. (and sisters) :D

    • @elijah3122
      @elijah3122 2 года назад +3

      Not to mention your genie has no rules

    • @colemumaw8544
      @colemumaw8544 Год назад +1

      it doesn't say there's a limit to the size of the wish you could use one coin to get everything you would ever want or need.

  • @Shidiot
    @Shidiot 4 года назад +708

    Being female and having the aquarius loot is great because once a month you’d get a good amount blood to put in that jar :)))

    • @adrianrandom3448
      @adrianrandom3448 4 года назад +138

      OMG, Your brain... absolute genius, no sarcasm intended.

    • @OmegaPlum
      @OmegaPlum 4 года назад +15

      :(

    • @soundtheartist9212
      @soundtheartist9212 4 года назад +49

      I'm female, but not an Aquarius- just a virgo. I was really looking forward to crashing the economy. :^(

    • @vanilla8101
      @vanilla8101 4 года назад +23

      You can't just sit on it all day tho, you'd have to put whatever hygiene thing you had in there and try and get the blood out by mixing it with water or something, or else you'd just have a golden tampon :/

    • @theh2016
      @theh2016 4 года назад +18

      I really wish i didnt see this comnent

  • @LuisRamirez-ss3ki
    @LuisRamirez-ss3ki 4 года назад +300

    1:00 Mmm Smells like freshly boiled crab... compleeetly normal...

  • @thefunnyman8073
    @thefunnyman8073 4 года назад +136

    Gets Capricorn loot, calls the past
    “Hello? Uh, hello hello! Hi, and welcome to your first day on the job at the new and improved Freddy Fazbear’s pizzeria!”

  • @NotLucidd
    @NotLucidd 9 месяцев назад +4

    i’m also a cancer and i feel like it’d be really useful to be able to be a master at something and take notes from everything you did that day. like suddenly becoming a master cook and making a cookbook to be able to practice and make insanely good meals even after that day

  • @DJB3lfry
    @DJB3lfry 4 года назад +795

    Everyone else thinking about how to abuse Aquarius's loot: "Haha, I'm rich!"
    Me, an actual Aquarius: *One elixir of eternal youth, please.*

    • @scottgagnon6136
      @scottgagnon6136 4 года назад +25

      You need to find someone who can get you a potion of eternal youth first

    • @VitTheVicious
      @VitTheVicious 4 года назад +17

      Wait. But you could still die, and everyone you love will get old and die. I don't think that eternal youth would be a great idea

    • @pandoratheclay
      @pandoratheclay 4 года назад +36

      If you’re a Gemini/Aquarius and have a friend that is the other one and you both have to loot,you can make a clone
      Harvest blood and turn it into stuff

    • @Outlaw7263
      @Outlaw7263 4 года назад +8

      @@pandoratheclay
      Cuspfield: No

    • @puroplays1228
      @puroplays1228 4 года назад +12

      me a virgo: ...am i allowed to seduce my gorefield?

  • @sunnerssnag
    @sunnerssnag 4 года назад +55

    me, a scorpio: wow i can't wait to see where i'm placed!
    "12th bc you're unlikely to die"
    thanks lumpy

    • @Zyphent
      @Zyphent 4 года назад +6

      The catch is this assumes you'll play it safe. You can take way more risks in life as a scorpio with a 1 time revival.
      Anyway,its probably not high tier still.

    • @serbian_knife_fight
      @serbian_knife_fight 4 года назад +2

      Felt that

    • @unuseddatagaming
      @unuseddatagaming 4 года назад

      you underestimate me, lumpytouch.

  • @kingdedede8064
    @kingdedede8064 4 года назад +213

    _Kids in the hospital when the Make-a-Wish Foundation shows up in their room:_ *1:17*

  • @margaretvessell7142
    @margaretvessell7142 2 года назад +19

    this is technically late but I just had an AMAZING idea for how to use the Aquarius loot:
    become a mortician.
    I learned elsewhere that part of the embalming process is arterial embalming, where the person's blood is drained & replaced with a red embalming fluid. The thing is, that blood is normally just poured down the drain, so unlike other career-based sources, no one would get suspicious about any missing blood, & as long as you have the job, chances are you won't run out (unlike the whole "be a woman" strat because menopause)!

  • @gooberitistime430
    @gooberitistime430 4 года назад +63

    Lumpy talkin bout Aquarius’ loot: “I mean where ya gonna get all that blood?”
    Ppl who go through shark week every month: 👀

    • @zuzabloodytear4909
      @zuzabloodytear4909 4 года назад +8

      you found a loop hole well done

    • @MilesTailsProwerfan9
      @MilesTailsProwerfan9 4 года назад

      MilesTailsProwerfan9
      The only problem is explaining it to them.
      "I need you to bleed into this jar when it's your time of the month."
      *SLAP*

  • @sethfox942
    @sethfox942 4 года назад +155

    We all well know Lumpy is a genius animator, but his VOICE is AMAZING.
    As a Leo, I definitely think that loot is low-tier. Me personally I would’ve switched Libra and Taurus, the rest seemed adequate

    • @kos2919
      @kos2919 4 года назад +7

      But you can use Leo item for someone you really hate. See as you revive them and let them suffer as they rot

    • @jarrett2211
      @jarrett2211 4 года назад +6

      You could summon a temporary army at every graveyard you visit

    • @Eichro
      @Eichro 4 года назад +2

      His trailer narrator voice really caught me off-guard

    • @CyberVonCyberus
      @CyberVonCyberus 4 года назад +2

      The only upside to having the Leo gorefield is that you'll at least have one of the least horrifying deaths since it's basically a giant stone lion and a murderer.

    • @raresm8601
      @raresm8601 4 года назад

      Kos 291 that’s exactly what I thought of
      And also, it doesn’t say how many times you can resurrect someone so when they rot a lot you could kill them and resurrect them again

  • @cantthinkofagoodnameforthi1645
    @cantthinkofagoodnameforthi1645 4 года назад +842

    Here’s a good business idea:
    -Get a Gemini and an Aquarius together
    -have the gemini make a clone
    -kill the clone
    -use the clone’s blood in the miracle jar
    -turn the blood into *l i q u i d g o l d* !!!

    • @ZephyrusX888
      @ZephyrusX888 4 года назад +22

      Disgruntled Kakyoin Gemini can be replaced by Pisces cause Pisces gets to turn water into anything and have all property’s exactly except nutritional value.

    • @FulgurHalcyon
      @FulgurHalcyon 4 года назад +18

      theoren perez I thought pisces HAS to be food.

    • @ZephyrusX888
      @ZephyrusX888 4 года назад +4

      Red Stranger subjective term and I guess I could just make blood but making gold works all the same

    • @eventerminator1382
      @eventerminator1382 4 года назад +11

      There is no limit to what kind of liquid you can make from the Aquarius jar. It doesn’t say it has to be something in the real world. Make something that can be sold instead of making liquid gold. Since gold will lose value the more of it that circulates in the economy.

    • @metanoia2226
      @metanoia2226 4 года назад +4

      Get a pisces, and a leo, and do this idea, but keep reviving the clones through leo giving the Necroworm to pisces to eat, and then *wars shall be fought by my clones*
      also we'd be as rich as fuck

  • @thatcommentsectiondoucheba5032
    @thatcommentsectiondoucheba5032 2 года назад +12

    Scorpio is actually ridiculously strong if you speck into the leap day skill tree to get the total gore field ability, since it resets after every kill you get 12 uses out of it which is ridiculously helpful

  • @ilikeoranges1408
    @ilikeoranges1408 4 года назад +252

    Libra Loot:
    Doubles your stats
    My stats:
    Speed: 0
    Intelligence: 0
    Strength: 0
    Luck: -1

  • @dagkyco8152
    @dagkyco8152 4 года назад +1571

    “Cancer loot”...what is that, your make-a-wish presents?

    • @gianlucamyslimi1739
      @gianlucamyslimi1739 4 года назад +114

      It's a event-only reward you can easily get by defeating cancer-infected kids. They give a lot of EXP and loots, trust me, I tested it myself.

    • @nosebonkisgod1170
      @nosebonkisgod1170 4 года назад +6

      Lol

    • @Laurentino-r1i
      @Laurentino-r1i 4 года назад +12

      Imagine one day wake up and have 2 ass holes

    • @dagkyco8152
      @dagkyco8152 4 года назад +5

      hunter xenomorph. That would be interesting

    • @Laurentino-r1i
      @Laurentino-r1i 4 года назад +2

      @@dagkyco8152 #2assholes

  • @cringepolice3575
    @cringepolice3575 4 года назад +242

    Lumpy: I got CANCER POWERS!
    That one kid in the hospital: *So do I.*

    • @kawaiicrossing5047
      @kawaiicrossing5047 3 года назад +6

      I knew at least one person was gonna make that joke because... (Thanos voice) it was inevitable.

    • @HotdogBro12
      @HotdogBro12 2 года назад +2

      Cancer in zodiac: gorefield
      Cancer in reality: doctor will sad face

  • @artemismoore4176
    @artemismoore4176 4 года назад +18

    Lumpy, my guy, you underestimate Aries' loot power. Imagine how much stuff you could do if you slept less! Hell, I would sacrifice all my sleep to be able to do more stuff. I hate my brain for needing rest.
    Also, yeah, Scorpio's loot is really lame, like, I die one time and that's it, I need reusability lmao

    • @triggerhappy4199
      @triggerhappy4199 3 года назад +1

      I agree dream catcher is good I need that I can work/play video games when ever I want

  • @kesthetrashman3090
    @kesthetrashman3090 4 года назад +59

    Others: i have useful items to help me
    Pisces: S P O O N

    • @lukaszdluzak3905
      @lukaszdluzak3905 4 года назад +1

      You want to trade? Mine is litteraly useless to me

    • @diobrando1545
      @diobrando1545 4 года назад +1

      I have the coins,but i dont get it...if i use the cursed one i lose my coins or everything i bought?

    • @kesthetrashman3090
      @kesthetrashman3090 4 года назад +2

      @@diobrando1545 you lose your coins, but at least you keep what you buy with the cursed coin i think

    • @kesthetrashman3090
      @kesthetrashman3090 4 года назад

      @@lukaszdluzak3905 i mean, I'll trade you air for it

    • @_eggtart_
      @_eggtart_ 4 года назад

      I'll trade you a clone of mine for a taste with your spoon!
      ...
      Is this human trafficking?

  • @mccloud273
    @mccloud273 4 года назад +74

    I love how my thinking went from "oh wow, I'm in the top 6" to "oh man, I'm in the top 3" to "OH CRAP, I ACTUALLY WON SOMEHOW"
    I always thought the Libra gorefield was an interesting concept, along with its abilities. Thanks for putting us as your top tier!

    • @wulf768
      @wulf768 4 года назад +4

      Same bro, high five fellow Libra!

    • @metanoia2226
      @metanoia2226 4 года назад

      I came third. Amazing job broski-
      you want to hang out with pisces, leo, me (a gemini), and aquarius? you could give money to charity that will *boost your positive karma*

    • @gabrieledavidepavan2459
      @gabrieledavidepavan2459 4 года назад +1

      i'm last :.(

    • @broudogg
      @broudogg 4 года назад +1

      @@gabrieledavidepavan2459 same here man, same here

    • @sansgun
      @sansgun 3 года назад +1

      As a Libra who has seen the "Scale" being done to death for every iteration of a Libra in a Zodiac based system, I had slight disappointments about Libra Gorefield just being a scale. However, the fact that it's the only non-organic Gorefield, the entire scale actually being an abstract face, as well as the power/reward concept, I'd say I have a "balanced" opinion.

  • @rosegold8115b
    @rosegold8115b 4 года назад +173

    You could Sync Gemini with Aquarius to have any liquid, basically.

    • @drperkyreal4686
      @drperkyreal4686 4 года назад +12

      This is cursed

    • @nepthesimplord5477
      @nepthesimplord5477 4 года назад +13

      I agree. You get your blood from your clones and then you make a liquid to dissolve just flesh and bones to leave no trace of any clone bodies.

    • @0ceancr4wler85
      @0ceancr4wler85 4 года назад +4

      That's really broken

    • @RaidriarTheRadicalKing
      @RaidriarTheRadicalKing 4 года назад +6

      any Aquarius wanna team up?

    • @radicool8328
      @radicool8328 4 года назад +6

      @@RaidriarTheRadicalKing sure lol

  • @sharkshrek4154
    @sharkshrek4154 4 года назад +6

    This video helped me understand the Sagittarius loot because in the horrorscope the loot description made me think that the coins instantly disappear making them useless

  • @bobomber17
    @bobomber17 4 года назад +83

    When all your clones die just donate their organs. Also imagine if you could combine the clones with the jar and get a full bodies worth of liquid gold.

    • @lukaszdluzak3905
      @lukaszdluzak3905 4 года назад +7

      Add Leo to This and Your clones last longer

    • @person8064
      @person8064 4 года назад +1

      Or, food supply

    • @lukaszdluzak3905
      @lukaszdluzak3905 4 года назад

      @@nongjude Unfortunatly no. It's Pheromone spray. Want to trade?

    • @Aupsic-hh5sy
      @Aupsic-hh5sy 4 года назад

      @@lukaszdluzak3905/videos The worm prob can only be used once.

    • @couldntthinkofaname360
      @couldntthinkofaname360 2 года назад

      Reveal your powers to the government and make a contract that your set for life in exchange for infinite organ resources. They can’t exactly force you into a facility for study, what are they going to do? FORCE you to summon clones while they study you? They can’t exactly do that if you refuse to summon clones in the first place

  • @BladerBoi24
    @BladerBoi24 4 года назад +60

    I mean, not gonna lie, I'm pretty happy with Aries, being able to stay up for longer is a boon for me just because it means I get more time to experience life and play video games, that's a bonafide cheat for me

    • @lordfeder3559
      @lordfeder3559 4 года назад +1

      more time to be miserable you mean lol

    • @thecountercounter9127
      @thecountercounter9127 4 года назад

      Also if you have a nightmare and you already got like 3 hours of sleep, you already got 3/4 of a full nights sleep and you could probably just get up and do stuff

    • @klickonthat5244
      @klickonthat5244 4 года назад

      Hell yeah man! Think about all of the extra stuff you could do. I certainly feel like I lucked out being an Aries.

    • @karararttrararak5682
      @karararttrararak5682 4 года назад

      @@lordfeder3559 why the fuck no?

    • @APootisBirb
      @APootisBirb 4 года назад

      Me too, but there's 1 teensie teeny tiny itty bitty issue with being Aries : How do you defeat something that puts you to sleep ?

  • @jobisTheWorst
    @jobisTheWorst 4 года назад +211

    I highly disagree with this, he ranked it on how good they are, I think it should have been on how worth it would be.
    I’m pretty sure Pisces was one of the strongest Gorefields imagine taking on this thing that could easily kill you, and you get a spoon that lets you eat ice better, it ain’t worth it.

    • @copperrank8231
      @copperrank8231 4 года назад +12

      @@blackbloom8552 You sure taurus gorefield won't hunt down Jon so that he can force him to exchange a memory of his for a piece of gorefield's vast knowledge? Not to mention, if he doesn't have any knowledge gorefield already knows, Jon might get into some real trouble!

    • @gianlucamyslimi1739
      @gianlucamyslimi1739 4 года назад +5

      @@blackbloom8552 challenge him into trying to solve a paradox game. As long as he loses, the item is yours.

    • @jobisTheWorst
      @jobisTheWorst 4 года назад

      Philippe Gabriel, yeah his item would probably be near the top

    • @nicomom9534
      @nicomom9534 4 года назад +1

      He's ranking the list based on his opinion

    • @jobisTheWorst
      @jobisTheWorst 4 года назад

      Philippe Gabriel I did a stupid and got confused on what you meant sorry bud

  • @somerandomlucario3940
    @somerandomlucario3940 3 года назад +22

    "Damn, it feels good to be a LIBRA..."

  • @ismaelounacer4121
    @ismaelounacer4121 4 года назад +50

    1:13
    "So now I've got new cancer powers"
    *_Wait, what_*

    • @bastionpowell6019
      @bastionpowell6019 4 года назад

      Skiddadle skidoodle,
      I give you cancer,
      Now you're a noodle.

    • @messi-ahh420
      @messi-ahh420 4 года назад +1

      Skiddadle skidoodle
      Your cells no longer have a birth control rule.

  • @dankboi_
    @dankboi_ 4 года назад +208

    Every loot in a nutshell
    Scorpio: Death day reset
    Leo: Necromancy but with a limited time
    Virgo: Charming or invisible
    Aries: Less sleep, More work
    Aquarius: Give me your blood
    Cancer: Learn a new skill and replace it the next day
    Sagittarius: 30 coins for trade
    Pisces: Water food
    Capricorn: A very handy phone
    Gemini: Shadow clone Jutsu
    Taurus: Bookmark English students would want
    Libra: Good Karma = Buff
    Bad Karma = Nerf but with physic powers
    Balance karma: *Insert Sonic drowning theme*

    • @Nemo-b7q
      @Nemo-b7q 4 года назад +6

      It's Guillermo 2.0 *29 coins for trade*

    • @hikaru6027
      @hikaru6027 4 года назад +7

      @@Nemo-b7q its still a trade, one coin trade for a bad thing, 29 coin to trade whatever you want, 1 coin for bad thing

    • @VexSaber
      @VexSaber 4 года назад

      Pisces is the best

    • @Nemo-b7q
      @Nemo-b7q 4 года назад

      Just Alberto ok thanks

    • @bastionpowell6019
      @bastionpowell6019 4 года назад

      I dont HAVE to be lazy with my loot even if I'm an aries, I'm allowed to be lazy and a weeb

  • @davidv3612
    @davidv3612 4 года назад +77

    Me (a Capricorn): “wow he rates mine to be in top 5!”
    Also me (an introvert who would prefer to text instead of calling someone): “shit”

  • @onceagain569
    @onceagain569 2 года назад +8

    *It's really an incredible universe to dream of...and in a perfect way it's not far from what some people face today.* I'm a Scorpio, but I think you've hit the nail on the head with this one! Of course, it's your own opinion, but when you think about psychological meaning within this tier list, you see how man loves dare over immortality. The top 6 make for play, and last 6 make for longevity. How do you know you are alive unless someone or something is testing all the limits of your life? I think the thing that really makes these loots click is the amount of human integrity you have to consider. You might say Scorpio loot is least valuable because accidents are rare, but if you had a Jon that was particularly unlucky or even balsy, or was the best friend of a Pisces Jon, then it just might come in handy. I know by them being parallel universes they will never be together, BUT IMAGINE IF THEY COULD. You'd start to see the value of each loot depends on the integrity of its sign owner.
    This is such an awesome collaboration between artists! 💫

  • @Unclaimed_Username
    @Unclaimed_Username 4 года назад +54

    Silver spoon sounds AMAZING, btw. If it has the nutritional value of water, that means there's no fat or sodium or anything. You could, in theory, enjoy any snack you want, guilt-free. I would absolutely like to finish off every meal with a New-York style Cheesecake with no downsides.

    • @tristant6151
      @tristant6151 Год назад +3

      I'm going to get it because I'm Pisces

    • @Spectral_Demo
      @Spectral_Demo 3 месяца назад

      Yea! Shame you have to fight an entire rain god taking the form of a whale just to get it...

  • @thebigcheese10
    @thebigcheese10 4 года назад +104

    As a Aries who has defeated their gorefield and does not sleep basically at all, the dream catcher is really nice. (Also Lumpy I am a huge fan relax Jon part 5 when)

    • @unfortunately_uno8216
      @unfortunately_uno8216 2 года назад +5

      As a fellow Aries with a Taurus Cuspfield, how do I defeat Aries Gorefield? I'm really struggling with this and I'm starting to get sleepy which is not a good sign.

    • @alexanderrussell2927
      @alexanderrussell2927 2 года назад +1

      @@unfortunately_uno8216 Well, For Me, Another Aries, Where I'm From, There's No Cellars. In Conclusion, I'm Fucked.

    • @unfortunately_uno8216
      @unfortunately_uno8216 2 года назад

      @@alexanderrussell2927 Oh dang, you doing
      Zzzzzzz...

    • @couldntthinkofaname360
      @couldntthinkofaname360 2 года назад

      @@alexanderrussell2927 Isn’t cellars the place where Aries Gorefield dwells?

  • @kidneysfailedbutimwinning
    @kidneysfailedbutimwinning 3 года назад +4

    4:51 right before Lumpy said that I was thinking about that 💀

  • @kakazi2170
    @kakazi2170 4 года назад +271

    Oh yeah, Virgo's turning invisible? Won't be a Virgo for long

    • @arthur7650
      @arthur7650 4 года назад

      Lmao

    • @Justaspacequeen
      @Justaspacequeen 4 года назад

      I don’t get it

    • @arthur7650
      @arthur7650 4 года назад +1

      @@Justaspacequeen virgo=virgen

    • @DarkOmegaMK2
      @DarkOmegaMK2 4 года назад +23

      @@Justaspacequeen It means that he will use the artifact to commit illicit actions because that is the only way he can interact with human beings, because he is a shut in void of any human contact with social skills akin to a rock, so his only hope of engaging in coitus is by means of magical artifacts.
      Anyways, i hope this clears any doubt. :)

    • @decayingbrain7494
      @decayingbrain7494 4 года назад +10

      @@DarkOmegaMK2 Bro you okay? Like are you projecting, or are you just trolling?

  • @karenbonds264
    @karenbonds264 4 года назад +49

    0:50 Well, I didn't know you were a fellow member of the Crab Crew!
    ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: A Raving Relation!

    • @shawnburke-hutchinson5901
      @shawnburke-hutchinson5901 4 года назад +4

      And if you are a spy main in Team Fortress 2, your spy will be a Rare Endangered Crab Spy.

  • @theprofessionalnoob4371
    @theprofessionalnoob4371 4 года назад +51

    6:20 Lumpy touch has small lumps on some of his fingers which is where the name comes from theory confirmed

  • @theimpossibros39
    @theimpossibros39 4 года назад +20

    0:53 Who is imagining that the bullets are keys

  • @evanslegoanimation
    @evanslegoanimation 4 года назад +50

    2:03 "This loot makes it so that if you die from an accident, you revive at the start at that same day"
    Me after using the Revival Sock: Howdy! I'm Asriel, *I DIED ONCE*

  • @no.6170
    @no.6170 4 года назад +87

    Me: Is Scorpio.
    Me: Develops cancer.
    Me: Dies after being in hospital for several months.
    Me: Wakes up on the same morning I died, knowing my death cannot be avoided.
    Me: *aw shit, here we go again*

    • @phuc1271
      @phuc1271 4 года назад +4

      Maybe try to develop a cure for cancer,since you have infinite life anyway each morning you make a bit of progress

    • @catpip_
      @catpip_ 4 года назад +1

      Tran hong Phuc can only be used once

    • @phuc1271
      @phuc1271 4 года назад +1

      @@catpip_ I guess you gotta make the most out of your day then,go tell that cute nurse that you like her before you die

    • @TheDJBrojo
      @TheDJBrojo 4 года назад +6

      diavolo

    • @Aupsic-hh5sy
      @Aupsic-hh5sy 4 года назад +3

      It only works if you die from an accident.

  • @syrupshrike9742
    @syrupshrike9742 4 года назад +36

    Virgo loot is great for businessmen. You already have to be pretty charismatic, so an extra boost before meetings would make you damn near unstoppable. By the time you ran out you'd probably be in a very powerful position, have even more experience with people, and have people you trust to help make up the difference.
    Edit: Just realized the hand phone could be used to tell your past self how to beat your gorefield, creating an infinite paradox

  • @uxw05
    @uxw05 Год назад +1

    “Where you gonna get human blood?”
    I can just exist too hard and randomly boom- nosebleed.
    I should probably get that checked.

  • @mariotron8718
    @mariotron8718 4 года назад +124

    0:52 “Bullets work Garfield”

    • @oofedultra
      @oofedultra 4 года назад +1

      lmao

    • @yeehnope7471
      @yeehnope7471 4 года назад +7

      "Bullets Don't.."
      "Wait"
      "Oh god!Bullets Works!"

    • @stutterjones1821
      @stutterjones1821 4 года назад +3

      Higher the caliber = higher the chance of success

    • @Dark-jm4hx
      @Dark-jm4hx 4 года назад

      I forgot about that lol

    • @Outlaw7263
      @Outlaw7263 4 года назад

      @@stutterjones1821 Taurus Gorefield: **galaxy sized laughter**

  • @FizzyPopVevo
    @FizzyPopVevo 4 года назад +293

    So scorpio’s loot is literally just Bites the dust fused with subaru’s revival powers.

  • @dustisbored2328
    @dustisbored2328 4 года назад +19

    Me knowing I can come back to this video in 60 years and show my grandkids that this is what we watched when we were kids.

  • @Endless207_
    @Endless207_ 4 года назад +5

    8:58
    Lumpy: Maybe your uncle owns a sausage factory
    Me: WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOU IMPLYING?!?!

  • @benneb4113
    @benneb4113 4 года назад +21

    Nice list, I think thought experiments like this are really fun. So I’ll just note a few things I disagree with...
    1. I think gaining near infinite knowledge with taurus is a lot better then the stat boost/psychic of libra. Being able to never forget anything let alone the contents of an informative book is a godlike power, and the amount of good you could use your knowledge for would be immense. Also, I don’t really know what doubling stats would mean in a real life setting. Double I.Q. Doesn’t mean much once you understand what I.Q. is. And I couldn’t find much use for the other doubled stats during everyday life, or at least not much compared to the near infinite knowledge of taurus.
    2. I also wanna support Aries. The fun part of sleeping is mostly before you enter deep sleep when you’re just laying around, and it’s just the unconscious hours of deep sleep that are cut off. I also don’t dream very often and when I do, it lasts 2 minutes at most and the content is mostly inconsequential. Your claim about loving negative dreams could be solved because having “sweet dreams” depends on what you think “sweet” is. Is it lush and happy, or does sweet just mean good and you have the weird dreams you described in the video.
    Damn that was long; like I said, this concept is really interesting, and I would love to see stuff like this incorporated more. (Not tier lists, just the loot stuff)

  • @quive5705
    @quive5705 4 года назад +192

    Imagine if a gemini had an aquarius friend.
    *INFINITE BLOOD*

    • @VexSaber
      @VexSaber 4 года назад +18

      Aquaman:Hey Bro did u get the clone blood?
      Geminiman: yea look at all this money,were gonna be rich!
      Aquaman: yeah boi,tomorrow u have more

    • @goobing
      @goobing 4 года назад +1

      I am the aquarius friend

    • @TherealJays2006
      @TherealJays2006 4 года назад

      clown pal so am I

    • @wolfworks7339
      @wolfworks7339 4 года назад +3

      Omg combining the Gorefield loot would be insane. XD
      Sagittarius: I spent the wrong coin! DX
      Capricorn: We got ya fam. B)

    • @violetspring8618
      @violetspring8618 4 года назад +1

      A Gemini at your service----

  • @WhimsicalCreature457
    @WhimsicalCreature457 4 года назад +11

    I like how his animations are always in the style of classic hand-held games with the highest being a DS.

  • @generic301
    @generic301 4 года назад +34

    As time goes on, Lumpy becomes more meme - focused, and I'm loving it!

    • @dumbvillage9253
      @dumbvillage9253 3 года назад +5

      Lumpy always was meme drawer, hes just has specific style

    • @jojogacha974
      @jojogacha974 2 года назад

      @@dumbvillage9253 he’s a horror youtuber

  • @freddiecrook7788
    @freddiecrook7788 4 года назад +56

    Imagine shadow of the colossus but with the gorefield horoscopes.

  • @the_mcgeeky
    @the_mcgeeky 4 года назад +44

    If I have a clone everyday then I'll never go hungry

    • @fry2652
      @fry2652 4 года назад +2

      About to put yourself in a crock-pot?

    • @vanilla8101
      @vanilla8101 4 года назад +1

      😳😟

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 4 года назад +1

      Tasty

    • @roastchicken401
      @roastchicken401 4 года назад +3

      Well, you can contract certain diseases from Cannibalism.
      From Wikipedia "Kuru is a very rare, incurable and fatal neurodegenerative disorder... The term kuru derives from the Fore word kuria or guria ("to shake"),[2] due to the body tremors that are a classic symptom of the disease and kúru itself means "trembling".[3] It is also known as the "laughing sickness" due to the pathologic bursts of laughter which are a symptom of the disease. It is now widely accepted that kuru was transmitted among members of the Fore tribe of Papua New Guinea via funerary cannibalism.... Women and children usually consumed the brain, the organ in which infectious prions were most concentrated, thus allowing for transmission of kuru. The disease was therefore more prevalent among women and children". May wanna think that plan over again

    • @the_mcgeeky
      @the_mcgeeky 4 года назад +1

      @@roastchicken401 I know. It's mad cow disease. Look it up.
      It's a *joke*. Cannibalism is illegal.
      I just like to say very cursed things on the internet.

  • @SuperErinMan
    @SuperErinMan 4 года назад +46

    "Now I've got Cancer powers??"
    So... you're Deadpool.

  • @goldenpineapplesgobrrr9973
    @goldenpineapplesgobrrr9973 Год назад +4

    I would imagine Gemini's clone slowly fades away feet first throughout the day (but can still use the faded limbs as if there still there) so once the day ends they just despawn

    • @goldenpineapplesgobrrr9973
      @goldenpineapplesgobrrr9973 Год назад

      Also I was born on the first month so what do I get?

    • @swarmlord5
      @swarmlord5 Год назад

      ​@@goldenpineapplesgobrrr9973 If you mean January, you're a Capricorn

  • @Arachnocreep
    @Arachnocreep 4 года назад +65

    As a Gemini. I must say...
    "It's nice to have someone that cares".

  • @mint5438
    @mint5438 4 года назад +50

    As an aries who already stays up until 4 in the morning and has to get up at 8, this works out well in my favor.

    • @gilla2092
      @gilla2092 4 года назад +2

      same

    • @HZP1991
      @HZP1991 4 года назад +1

      This would be my #1 loot!

  • @sushiibird7799
    @sushiibird7799 4 года назад +39

    Woke up at 4 am for my "family-friendly" content
    Glad to know my loot is actually useful for my fate

    • @RaidriarTheRadicalKing
      @RaidriarTheRadicalKing 4 года назад +2

      Sushii Bird
      so uh who’d yeh get?

    • @sushiibird7799
      @sushiibird7799 4 года назад +2

      The loot for Aries is nicely chosen. Since my fate is bad, might as well use the loot nicely.
      I would also ignore the fact that due to the new sign I was moved to Pisces, no f*ck that.

    • @RaidriarTheRadicalKing
      @RaidriarTheRadicalKing 4 года назад

      Sushii Bird
      have you seen a Pisces Cuspfield around?

    • @lukaszdluzak3905
      @lukaszdluzak3905 4 года назад

      @@RaidriarTheRadicalKing I think I found him but I'm not sure

    • @draculduh2500
      @draculduh2500 4 года назад

      I think the sighns only change for thise born after the fact. Any one who was born before hand would still keep their signs. At least thats what makes sense to me.

  • @sabrinareese3880
    @sabrinareese3880 3 года назад +7

    As a Libra, just know seeing this. Im glad that my sign actually got recognition and is top tier.

  • @Dieci-9
    @Dieci-9 4 года назад +30

    As a Leo, I can see further uses for the Necroworm. Imagine resurrecting a corpse of a victim so that it can testify against its killer or, if somebody really pisses you off, imagine torturing somebody to death then as they fall into the sweet release of death they get called back to the livings only to keep being tortured longer while looking more and more like skeletons.
    I'd want the libra power, tho.

    • @jasongrote9114
      @jasongrote9114 2 года назад +2

      lymans fate in a nutshell

    • @0o0ooo0o0oo0
      @0o0ooo0o0oo0 Год назад

      I'd bring back jesus and other people who I want to know things about also people who died mysteriously

  • @SkeleGem
    @SkeleGem 4 года назад +41

    Honestly, as an Aries, that dream catcher ability is just what I need right now

  • @cartronco7376
    @cartronco7376 4 года назад +66

    So.. scorpio is like.. Killer queen Bites the dust?

    • @psychoticg.a.q4043
      @psychoticg.a.q4043 4 года назад +1

      More like from re zero where Subaru die and the time restart
      He died everytime and he always remember how he die and also sometimes had to suffer the same thing over again

    • @thundrr1929
      @thundrr1929 4 года назад

      @@psychoticg.a.q4043 yeah, it's more like this, Bites the Dust is a re-di

  • @FridayNightStreamz
    @FridayNightStreamz 2 года назад +2

    The intro was funny XD
    Also my Gorefield is Leo, so basically I have to be more religious to avoid him

  • @cyanity1017
    @cyanity1017 4 года назад +12

    TAURUS loot: I can't really imagine a downside
    Me, a Taurus: *I NOW KNOW ALL THE KNOWLEDGE OF THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE*

  • @DR-op8hb
    @DR-op8hb 4 года назад +111

    I disagree only about Dreamcatcher's position. As a person who almost have no dreams (rarely see some good dreams, get nightmares when worried before sleeping) I would really like to sleep less and definitely have some definitely good dream.
    However, I'm Virgo, so I get just a can of pheromones

    • @AndresHernandez-zw3ug
      @AndresHernandez-zw3ug 3 года назад +3

      Every time I see one of these comments I feel better and better about being an Aries :))))

    • @alexanderrussell2927
      @alexanderrussell2927 2 года назад +2

      @@AndresHernandez-zw3ug Here's Hoping You Don't Live In Australia Like I Do!
      In Australia, There's No Basements Or Cellars Anywhere!
      As A Fellow Aries, I Hope You've Gotten Your Dreamcatcher!
      And If Not, I Hope You DO Get It Because I Would KILL To Have That!

    • @AndresHernandez-zw3ug
      @AndresHernandez-zw3ug 2 года назад

      @@alexanderrussell2927 I don’t live in australia and I don’t have basements either lmao

    • @Nonexistility
      @Nonexistility Год назад +2

      Bro wdym "just a can of pheromones"!? Use the pheromones to rizz up an Aries person with loot, get them to give it to you, and then ditch 'em!
      Smh, I am often disappointed with other Virgos not using the pheromones efficiently. Honestly, you guys give that shit to me and I'll give 200 bucks if you are not content with it.

  • @friendthebarrel154
    @friendthebarrel154 4 года назад +13

    Cancer crab soup is actually pretty good! You should try it. Depending on the size of the crab it can last for months or even years. It's really tasty with squeezed bread!

  • @flamekitten1237
    @flamekitten1237 Год назад +1

    3:05 I'm pretty sure the virgo loot would refill itself slowly over time.

  • @youreeitherasmartfellerora9098
    @youreeitherasmartfellerora9098 4 года назад +56

    I’m a cancer too omg! My Gorefield was delicious!

  • @makeouthill-xxx2653
    @makeouthill-xxx2653 4 года назад +35

    *there are infinite parallel universes*
    LumpyTouch: I'm just making one

  • @whoopdawoop
    @whoopdawoop 4 года назад +13

    Mannn I want this game and 3d Lumpy looks good bro, lit stuff

  • @camwoodstock
    @camwoodstock 2 года назад +4

    Aries not only doesn't say anything about changing the dreams, but it also makes it twice as efficient, so you get twice the dreams. Automatic S-tier even though this isn't a tier list and it's a top 12.

    • @WikiLove64
      @WikiLove64 11 месяцев назад

      also you snore very loud

  • @geoleo965
    @geoleo965 4 года назад +62

    Take note, *_"Aliens"_* franchise.

  • @DrGandW
    @DrGandW 4 года назад +10

    I love Lumpy's self portraits
    I can only imagine him as a real life cartoon character
    I never want to see his face realistically

  • @yikes5683
    @yikes5683 4 года назад +8

    Lumpy's voice slips into different characters so much that I don't even know if his "normal" voice is his real voice

    • @QuantumWaltz
      @QuantumWaltz 4 года назад +1

      As someone who compulsively does voices and character impressions-
      _I don't even know, myself._ Just on a basic level even, when I talk to myself alone or to my close family I have a high alto but literally anyone else gets *the high voice* and that's just to begin with. Don't get me STARTED on accents, dialects, and impressions.

  • @bbloveseevees8984
    @bbloveseevees8984 Год назад +1

    Me, a Leo, on my way to the pet graveyard: *"NYEH HEH HEH!"*

  • @MamaTrixxieAsmr
    @MamaTrixxieAsmr 4 года назад +124

    I just realized
    Capricorn could probably give themselves exact instructions on how to beat their own gorefield-
    Nothing says they can't, meaning there's a possibility
    That is OP

    • @martinmira4559
      @martinmira4559 3 года назад +2

      only if you survive xD

    • @Frightful_Fetuccine
      @Frightful_Fetuccine 3 года назад +4

      Thaaaat's a paradox.

    • @MamaTrixxieAsmr
      @MamaTrixxieAsmr 3 года назад +21

      @@Frightful_Fetuccine only a paradox if you fuck it up somehow
      Otherwise it's just a Time loop

    • @llewelynshingler2173
      @llewelynshingler2173 3 года назад +2

      You just need a name and a date... I'll keep this in mind.

    • @kingzingo1784
      @kingzingo1784 3 года назад +4

      It would have to be the present calling the past since the future hasn't happened yet. And because of that, you wouldn't really experience anything after it kills you.

  • @PorthoGamesBR
    @PorthoGamesBR 4 года назад +12

    Lumpy universe power list:
    3 - Lyman
    2 - Gorefield
    3 - Lumpy with a gun

  • @shyguyno.6997
    @shyguyno.6997 4 года назад +11

    Gorefiled: Lumpy do family content
    Also Gorefiled: Oh wait...

  • @davinamccrae866
    @davinamccrae866 4 года назад +4

    I like how you used “tier list time “ as the voice from Faith or something like from when it says “mortis”