Christi Brock same, all but a few of my classmates would try to keep this teacher talking that gets distracted easy. Then there’s the ones that somehow enjoy doing actual work, and they would make him remember that he has a class to teach, and we’d start doing actual work
Mr. Hippo : *tells the longest story ever in front of a dead body* Mark : *actually listening while drinking some water* The guy must be an excellent grandkid
Actually it'd be about 4 pages since most script writers have each page be 1 minute. (Might just be for movies but I digress) Anyway this reminded me of this one time..
To be honest, Afton 100% deserved to be killed. If it was literally anybody else, Mr. Hippo would probably just pull up a seat next to them and start telling his life stories.
Mr. Hippo:so anyways that doesn't matter and what was i saying again? Oh yeah so orville was having such difficulties eating it because those elephants have clumbsy hands actually they have no hands at all so i went to the store to buy him some rye bread i dont know if elephants like rye bread but i assure you orrvile does it was on a Wednesday so the bread was fresh but i remember a father bringing his son to buy rye bread every tuesday *sigh* what a fine day it was
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway, because bees don't care about what humans think is impossible.
Actually, the stories themselves were scripted. Scott just told the VA to add anything he wanted during the recording of the lines so it felt like proper rambling.
"Sometimes a story is just a story. If you try to read into every little thing, or you try to find meaning in everything someone says, you'll just drive yourself crazy." Oh my god, this line is perfect.
The audacity of Scott to not only make it so long but to also put in a SECOND Mr. Hippo overlay, which can imply that we died a second time just listening to Mr. Hippo.
David NAVARRO RODRIGUEZ if they just said “drinking” it could be interpreted as drinking alcohol, and drinking his drink is less likely to be interpreted that way. English is weird
@@Glatier thats what i thought, lik ewhat if scot just makes the games to make em, like fnaf one was an indy horror game he made that he didn tthink would get so popular, so what if he put this in herew to basickly tell every body, a game is a game, try to think about it too much and overcomplikate it and it can effect you, cause everybodys convinced that fnaf has some unfindable lore when in reality it could just be a game.
Did I ever tell you the time me and my buddy keith camped out on the top of a shopping mall? We stayed up there for days. The police came to get us down but Keith just kept yellin at em. Then they tear gassed us and Keith screamed everytime he opened his eyes for WEEKS. At first it was funny. But then it just got sad, but then it got funny again.
Mr Hippo: “You try to read into every little thing and find meaning in everything anyone says, you’ll drive yourself crazy!” MatPat: *sweating intensifies*
matpat: HE IS TRYING TO STOP ME THEORISING!! I HAVE GOTTEN TOO CLOSE TO THE LORE THAT SCOTT HAS TRIED TO LEAD ME AWAY! *intense theorising INTENSIFIES*
also matpat - imma steal an entire script of leagal eagle and get called out for it also mat-pat (and steph) "wow those are healing regen items, YOU NEVER GET THOSE IN MMO AND RPG games" Yes....you.....do, you filthy casuals. also, also mat-pat - I cant think of a good theory, i know, i'll just go on reddit and copy one
Just imagine that before the guard came Every night, all the animatronics all gather up, big to small, scary to innocent, in front of the stage with Mr Hippo on it, and he tells them stories.
Wholesome things your murderers do before murdering you y'know I had a friend that did something wholesome before I died his name was Orville he gave me the best birthday ever and the right after the party he grabbed one of those hatchet's y'know the almost like uh. like miniature Axe y'know.. what was I saying oh yeah Axes are like big brothers to hatchet's alright story's over *all animatronics clap*
@@urdeadnotbigsuprise7439, he had a simple answer for the franchise and the fans were too busy analysing every little detail to realise what was there. He was forced to make it more complicated and now the franchise is a literal mess.
Mr. Hippo: "If you try to read into every little thing, and find meaning in everything everyone says, you'll just drive yourself crazy..." Matpat: "... and I took that personally."
I don’t know it felt like Scott was trying to get people to look in deeper and find that hidden meaning at first and now he’s like wtf r u doing matpat?????
Don't understand why gamers raged at this death scene, its really calming and uniquely funny. You expect to die with a heart attack from a malicious machine roaming the halls and you just get this olden soul, looking to tell a story or two from his assorted memories.
I love how the dialogue is kind of a take on the FNAF theorist community. "Sometimes a story is just a story. It does no good trying to find meaning in every little thing"
Most animatronics: says a few words when you die Mr. Hippo: According to all know laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. It’s wings are too small to get it’s fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway, because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible...
The game should have had a 20 minute unskippable version that always plays after getting killed. That would be the scariest thing in the entire series.
@@nerocladius4319 Speedrunners nightmare, add a nice topping if you trying to exit the game and coming back does a resetti where he remembers, comes back to lecture you and then continue on with a longer and less related story.
mr hippo is that nice old man that comes in when you're working somewhere and starts talking to you about his entire life story and you're just sitting there too polite to tell him that you need to get back to work
Management lets me stand and listen to the customers like this because I deal with so much bullshit on a daily basis that, on the rare occasion that I get a decent customer, they just let me have it.
@@CCCMTTT I work in high ticket item retail in one of the poorer cities in my country. We get a lot of shoplifters, addicts, entitled people, people who cut themselves open inside of the store so the cops can't arrest them as they steal things, people who shit on the floor, and in one case, a mugger who started sticking people up inside of the store, plus god knows how many other form of unpleasant customer. Most of my job is dealing with these people, since I am one of the more senior employees, as well as one of the larger guys on staff (making me capable of defending myself). It's quite difficult and occasionally hazardous.
What I love about this is, Mr Hippo talks in such way that you almost forget that he is an animatronic considering everything he talks about doing, like having a friendly conversation with Orville, is something a human would do.
nah there is definitely a script or at the very least scott picked out takes that could have meaning. the line about people assuming what they shouldnt and looking into what they shouldnt was 100% a reference to dream theory that came out of Fnaf 4. and the line about not telling the guy to stop killing the ducks relates to henry and how he knew william was the killer but for a while didnt know what to do about it or if he should do something at all
@@rasenpapi5653 For the most part his lines weren’t scripted. There are a few that were, which is the ones Scott asked for. But more than half of his death speeches were improvised.
Bonnie: rawr Freddy: rawr Chica: rawr Mr . Hippo: My friend, you have met a terrible, terrible demise. But, uh, y'know, I-I don't feel too bad about it. After all, if...if it weren't from me, it would've just been from someone else, y'know? I guess what I'm trying to say is, life...life goes on. W-well, from-for everyone else, life goes on. Not...not for you. You're...you're dead. But that's neither here nor there. It reminds me of one summer day in the park. I was having just a delightful picnic with my good friend Orville. And I said to him, I said, 'Orville, I...I have a story.' And he said to me, 'What's the significance of the story?' And...I said to him, 'Orville, not every story has to have significance, y'know? Sometimes, a...y'know, sometimes, a story's just a story. You try to read into every little thing, and find meaning in everything anyone says, you'll just drive yourself crazy. Had a friend do it once. Wasn't pretty. We talked about it for years. And then not only that, but...you'll likely end up believing something you shouldn't believe, thinking something you shouldn't think, o-o-or assuming something you shouldn't assume. Y'know? Sometimes,' I said, 'a story is-is just a story, so just be quiet for one second of your life and eat your sandwich, okay?' Of course, it was only then I'd realized I'd made sandwiches, and...poor Orville was having such difficulty eating it! Elephants have those clumsy hands, y'know? Actually, I-I suppose that's the problem. They don't have hands at all, do they? They're f-they're all feet! And I-I couldn't imagine anyone asking me to eat a sandwich with my feet. Now, if I recall correctly, there was a bakery nearby. I said to him, 'Orville, let me go get you some rye bread.' Now, I'm unsure if elephants enjoy rye bread, but I assure you that Orville does. Now, this was on a Tuesday, which was good, because rye bread was always fresh on Tuesday. They made sourdough bread on Monday, and threw it out Wednesday... Or rather, they sold it at a discount for people wanting to feed it to the ducks, and then, prob'ly at the end of the day, finally, they threw it all out. I-I don't recall. I do remember a man who would bring his son to the bakery every Wednesday, and...then go feed the ducks. He would buy all of the sourdough bread. Of course, y'know, you're not supposed to feed the ducks sourdough bread at all. It swells up in their stomach, and then they all die. At, uh, at least...at least, that's what I've heard. Y'know, I-I never saw any ducks die myself, but I did notice a substantial decrease in the duck population over the course of a few years. I just never thought to stop the man and tell him that he was killing the ducks by feeding them sourdough bread! And if you want my opinion on the matter-heh, and I told Orville this as well-if you wanna feed ducks, or birds of any kind, for that matter, it's best to buy seed. I mean, when you think about it, breads of any sort don't occur in nature. They don't grow on trees o-or spring up from the bushes. I don't think birds know what to do with bread. What was I saying? Oh oh, yes yes. So I bought Orville some rye bread. What a fine day it was. Also Mr.Hippo: It seems that you have met your end. Ugh, what a pity. Y'know, I-I don't feel too bad about it, though. After all, if it weren't me, it would've just been one of the others, I guess. I'm honestly just glad to be out of those air ducts. Y'know, it's...it's not easy for a hippopotamus to fit up there. And...not easy to get down, either. Not as young as I used to be, as you can see. I used to get to do all sorts of things. Y-you're young, you're vibrant, you have that sort of pep in your step. *sigh* It reminds me of a conversation I was having with one of my good friends, Orville. We were having a nice picnic one day. I believe it was summer...or perhaps it was...was it the fall? Yes yes yes, it was the fall because the leaves had turned already. But I said to Orville, I-I said, 'Orville, I have a story to tell you.' And Orville looked at me, y'know, kinda odd and, and-and said, 'What is it about?' I said to him, 'Not every story has to be about something, Orville. Sometimes a person just wants to talk. Why does everything have to be a story?' I said to him. He just looked at me and he said, 'Well, you-you-you said you had a story.' Y'know, he was quite right. I did in fact. I told him I had a story. I suppose if a person just wants to talk, then it's best to not announce that you're telling a story. Telling a story does come with its own pressures and expectations, I-I suppose. After all, if you're just talking to a friend, then there's no more expectations than if you're talking into the wind! Words by themselves aren't expected to carry, and aren't expected to stick. But if, y'know, if you announce that you're telling a story, well then...there better be a point to it all, y'know? No one wants to sit and listen to someone ramble on and on and on with absolutely no end in sight. So, you know, it's-it's good to be mindful that when you tell someone that you're about to tell a story that you have something to say. Telling someone that you're gonna tell them a story is tantamount to ask them to stop what they're doing and-and pay attention. You're basically saying, 'Hey hey, hey buddy, stop everything, stop what you're thinking, I have a solution to everything.' And, well, I didn't really have any story to tell. In-in hindsight, I-I probably just misspoke when I said that I had a story. I think it would have just been better to tell Orville that I wanted to tell him something, rather than tell him that I had a story. But y'know, even then, it might have put too much importance on the whole thing. Either way, it was quite a nice day. I remember...I remember that we were drinking tea.
Mr. Hippo is unironically my favorite animatronic. If he were in any other game, I would sit there and listen to all of his stories, regardless of how long they were.
Every other animatronics: “Your death pleases me” Mr. Hippo: "Years ago, when I was backpacking across Western Europe, I was just outside Barcelona, hiking in the foothills of mount Tibidabo. I was at the end of this path, and I came to a clearing, and there was a lake, very secluded, and there were tall trees all around. It was dead silent. Gorgeous. And across the lake I saw, a beautiful woman, bathing herself. but she was crying... I hesitated, watching, struck by her beauty. And also by how her presence; the delicate curve of her back, the dark sweep of her hair, the graceful length of her limbs, even her tears, added to the majesty of my surroundings. I felt my own tears burning behind my eyes, not in sympathy, but in appreciation of such a perfect moment. She spied me before I could compose myself. But she didn't cry out. Instead our eyes held and she smiled, enigmatically, fresh tears still spilling down her cheeks. I was frozen. I knew nothing about this woman, and yet, as we stood on opposite sides of a pool of water, thousands of miles from my own home and everyone I had ever known, I felt the most intense connection. Not just to her, but to the earth, the sky, the water between us. And also to the entirety of mankind. As if she symbolized thousands of years of the human condition. I wanted to go to her, to comfort her, to probe this feeling of belonging I had never encountered before. But I couldn't. Because I knew that if I spoke, if she spoke, that moment would be ruined. And I knew I would need the memory of that moment to carry me through the inevitable dark patches throughout my life. And so I watched her lower her hand, turn, and slowly walk to the shore opposite me. The rest of her perfect form was gradually revealed to me, and I held my breath as I watched her disappear behind a copse of trees near the water."
@@pundertalefan4391 if I remember it was a story Joey( from Friends) made up to get women. He told the story to one of Rachel's friends which she told Rachel and one night Rachel used the story on Ross while they where drunk and.. woah. It's been a long time since I've seen Friends and I remember THAT 🤣. But if you wanna know just look it up or watch Friends.
1:15 I think Scott here is talking about MatPat (GameTheory). He’s been reading into every little detail of the story, he’s been doing this for years, and he’s come up with a lot of wrong ideas along the way, and Scott is telling him to “eat his sandwich and enjoy it for once”, implying he should just take a break from studying and just play the game, but Scott realized that he stuffed so much lore into his games that MatPat couldn’t help but look into it, and has trouble just playing the game itself, and also has the same problem with “his hands”, which I assume means it’s his nature to look into the lore. At 2:10 Mr. Hippo talks about getting Orville some rye bread from a nearby bakery and didn’t know if most elephants liked rye bread, but knew Orville did. I think this means he tried to serve a different kind of game, which he didn’t know if most his users liked, but he knew that MatPat liked. I don’t understand anything after that.
I think the rest of it with the ducks was that Matpat kept coming back and throwing his (usually incorrect, and therefore “stale”) theories into the fandom, which caused a substantial decrease in people trying to solve the mysteries on their own, and a drop in people playing and theorizing, and Scott wondering why he never just stepped in and told matpat that he was wrong or to just stop and enjoy the games like a normal person.
@@spiritedaway0tutu this is Scott just poking fun at Matpat. Sure Matt makes mistakes sometimes but I don't think Scott really made this to antagonise anyone. As in reality Scott is genuinely a nice guy.
@@AvgPrs_2007 This guy gets it. Again, "if you try read in every little detail, or find meaning in anything anyone says, you'll just drive yourself crazy! "
So I just saw a compilation of all these other RUclipsrs reacting to Mr. Hippo and it’s so interesting to see everyone else get mad and start furiously clicking but Mark just sits there laughing and genuinely reacting rather than sitting there impatiently and I think that says a lot about him
I love the idea that Scott wrote these scripts at the last minute b/c he heard the VO's works and knew they deserved more than a one-off line. Considering we're all here and probably have listened to all of Mr. Hippo's monologues, it was the right call.
I've noticed something about all 4 storys that Mr Hippo says in every story he reminds you you're dead he is always hanging with Orville they are always doing something at the park and mr Hippo will always wants tell A story to Orville like if it has something to do with the story.
Maybe the story of the man killing the ducks is William Afton leaving his kid in fredbear's while he goes and kills the kids. And hippo couldn't bring himself to stop him. (Probally not true but yknow)
I genuinely enjoy Mr hippos stories, it's like hearing a old story from your grandpa and you're just transported to this old bygone era and it's just such a wonderful honest and very relaxing experience
Mr. Hippo: Now I'm unsure if elephants enjoy Rye bread but I assure you Orville does. Mark: *Slight glimmer of hope that the story is over* Mr Hippo: Now this was on a Tuesday... Mark: *Almost chokes on his water*
William Afton, a child murderer, a robotics genius, trapped inside of a suit he made in the 1980's, tormented in hell by the one you should not have killed. And he's stuck listening to Mr. Hippo talk about how sourdough bread can swell up in a ducks stomach.
It would be better if it was Will taking his son out to get sourdough bread to feed the ducks and Mr. Hippo is now getting the chance to tell him, "hey stop giving the ducks bread it's not good for them."
@@angeryfluuf6514 Yeah. The plot of UCN is basically that William Afton has been sent to his own personal Hell where all the robots get to kill him over and over to punish him for killing kids.
Could you just imagine, sitting in a park on a bench, and ten feet away is an animatronic elephant and hippo having a conversation about whether a story is relevant to tell at any given moment and then the hippo just gets up and walks over to a bakery...?
You know the best part about this is Scott *KNEW* that they would sit there and listen to all this useless silliness because there *COULD* be some CRAZY LORE AT THE END but there wasn't. He really does know his audience. This is still one of my favorite moments in the FNAF universe.
There actually was lore in both of them. Both Mr. hippo lines mention the fact that your character is dead and the other line implies that you are in some sort of purgatory. He gives tiny hints, but nothing major.
"Sometimes a story is just a story. You try to read into every little thing and find meaning in everything anyone says and you'll drive yourself crazy." Nice blow you delivered to Matthew, Scott.
0:20: My friend, you have met a terrible, terrible demise. But, uh, y'know, I-I don't feel too bad about it. After all, if...if it weren't from me, it would've just been from someone else, y'know? I guess what I'm trying to say is, life...life goes on. W-well, from-for everyone else, life goes on. Not...not for you. You're...you're dead. But that's neither here nor there. It reminds me of one summer day in the park. I was having just a delightful picnic with my good friend Orville. And I said to him, I said, 'Orville, I...I have a story.' And he said to me, 'What's the significance of the story?' And...I said to him, 'Orville, not every story has to have significance, y'know? Sometimes, a...y'know, sometimes, a story's just a story. You try to read into every little thing, and find meaning in everything anyone says, you'll just drive yourself crazy. Had a friend do it once. Wasn't pretty. We talked about it for years. And then not only that, but...you'll likely end up believing something you shouldn't believe, thinking something you shouldn't think, o-o-or assuming something you shouldn't assume. Y'know? Sometimes,' I said, 'a story is-is just a story, so just be quiet for one second of your life and eat your sandwich, okay?' Of course, it was only then I'd realized I'd made sandwiches, and...poor Orville was having such difficulty eating it! Elephants have those clumsy hands, y'know? Actually, I-I suppose that's the problem. They don't have hands at all, do they? They're f-they're all feet! And I-I couldn't imagine anyone asking me to eat a sandwich with my feet. Now, if I recall correctly, there was a bakery nearby. I said to him, 'Orville, let me go get you some rye bread.' Now, I'm unsure if elephants enjoy rye bread, but I assure you that Orville does. Now, this was on a Tuesday, which was good, because rye bread was always fresh on Tuesday. They made sourdough bread on Monday, and threw it out Wednesday... Or rather, they sold it at a discount for people wanting to feed it to the ducks, and then, prob'ly at the end of the day, finally, they threw it all out. I-I don't recall. I do remember a man who would bring his son to the bakery every Wednesday, and...then go feed the ducks. He would buy all of the sourdough bread. Of course, y'know, you're not supposed to feed the ducks sourdough bread at all. It swells up in their stomach, and then they all die. At, uh, at least...at least, that's what I've heard. Y'know, I-I never saw any ducks die myself, but I did notice a substantial decrease in the duck population over the course of a few years. I just never thought to stop the man and tell him that he was killing the ducks by feeding them sourdough bread! And if you want my opinion on the matter-heh, and I told Orville this as well-if you wanna feed ducks, or birds of any kind, for that matter, it's best to buy seed. I mean, when you think about it, breads of any sort don't occur in nature. They don't grow on trees o-or spring up from the bushes. I don't think birds know what to do with bread. What was I saying? Oh oh, yes yes. So I bought Orville some rye bread. What a fine day it was.
@@psy-fi64I almost respect Scott for using this part of his last game to make a dig at his fans for caring about the story he told them to care about. It's admirable how little he cares.
@@ActuallySatan Yeah, I think it would've been funnier if it was literally any other game with crazy theory shit seeing as the whole of FNAF is literally bait for crazy theory shit.
@@SwizzleDrizzl When? UCN has always been Afton's hell after FNaF6. Although Matpat's theories have seriously declined in quality ever since he started using the books as canon details.
@@SwizzleDrizzl Hell, even Mark guess the entire Fnaf Custom Night in Under less than a Minutes, without theorise or anything. And fun fact, Mr.Hippo speach is actually directed to some *"Intelligent"* People.
Theories are theories and nothing else. Theories are only possibilities until proven. If it is consistent, it is likely to be true, but can be disproven
This story was actually how I first learned as a kid that it was bad to feed ducks bread, and I never did it again since that day. Thank you, Mr.Hippo.
Mr. Hippo is exactly me XD. I talk far too much. Y’know it reminds me of the time I went to help out a friend with his plumbing. I go down to the basement and find it flooded and water shooting out from the pipes in the floor. My friend, he says to me, this reminds me of you. I looked to him and I ask “sewage and human waste reminds you of me?” He says to me “no but now that I think of it you can act like a real piece of crap.” Now I thought that was just rude and very hurtful. But I let it slide since he was buying pizza afterwards and, I could never turn down a free pizza. We have this amazing pizza place near by that- sorry. I’m getting sidetracked. What was I saying? Oh right. So I asked what my friend meant by what he said and he says “Just like the plumbing, you never stop spouting out crap no one cares about.” Now I also thought this was rude but not entirely untruthful so I of course laughed. We laughed together of course. But unfortunately we weren’t paying attention and we pretty much drowned in his basement since we spent so much time talking and not working on the plumbing. I always took that time as a learning experience. If you can’t multitask, then work, don’t talk. That’s what I always took from that. (I made all of that up just to prove my point... I have too much time on my hands.)
Reminds me of the time i was in school, i was my friend and he asked me "how do you manage to do well in all the subjects" and i just said you have to be organized, you have to know your time and your reponsabilities or how it is spelled i don't even know is hard to spell words like that, and he said that thats is how anxiety starts, you have to care to much about everything even the tiny things, i guess he was right because i still have this problem and he was right i started having this problem and he was just like, just chill, relax
"I feel ya man, except the meds don't really work for me. Did I ever tell you about the time I accidentally got the power cord for a toastie maker stuck between the lid when I closed it and it short circuited my entire house? It was an especially cold day, and I was inside with my friend Ollie, and I asked him if he wanted anything for lunch. You see, the only thing I know how to make is a sandwich, so I was secretly hoping he'd say no or ask for a sandwich, but instead he asked if I could make him a toastie. I was worried see, and I didn't know what to do, but I got out the toastie maker and decided to guess. I got two pieces of bread and put two slices of tomato, and two slices of cheese in between the two pieces of bread. And then I put it in the toastie maker (I'm pretty sure that's how it works), but I soon realised the lid wasn't closing. I kept pushing down on it and trying to get it to close, and suddenly there was a loud crackling noise. I was immediately electrocuted to death, and my house actually short curcuited! I swear, the lights in the fridge went out and everything. Ollie didn't know what to do, he didn't touch me out of fear of being electrocuted or burned or something, I can't remember what it was, but he called an ambulance and I was taken to the hospital, but it was already too late. Moral of the story, don't get electrocuted? I'm not sure, I didn't really learn anything from it."
mr.hippo is my spirit animal
Sans the comic I loved how you liked your own comment
Kuroo is my spirit animal
Is he your fursona
Two things.
One, you dont need to pin your own comment
Two, why like your own comment?
@@kaitlinathanasakis9321 cause 1. it's his/her channel, can do whatever he/she pleases. 2. It's his/her account, can like whatever he/she want
I can just imagine.
Mr. Hippo sitting next to the guard's dead body, just telling them stories.
And then one of the other animatronics show up, look at Mr. Hippo telling a story and then just backs away without saying a word
FunnyMadd Games 😂😂 Because they don’t want to listen to Mr. Hippo
Poorly_made.edits On Insta “FUCK THIS SHIT IM OUT”
I just imagine the hippo does not even kill you it tells you a story and keeps you trapped there and kill the guard by pure boredom
Maybe he asks the puppet to keep him alive until he finishes the story 😂
Teacher: "ok lets get started quick we have a lot of material to go over."
Also the teacher:
Thats my teacher lol
I like it when that happens. The class is over before we even get to work
Yeah our class used to try to keep her talking and it would work... until it didn’t and we had to do real class work but it was fun to try!
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Christi Brock same, all but a few of my classmates would try to keep this teacher talking that gets distracted easy. Then there’s the ones that somehow enjoy doing actual work, and they would make him remember that he has a class to teach, and we’d start doing actual work
All the other animatronics: I’m glad you’re dead.
Mr. Hippo: Ya know, your death reminded me of this one time..
@Dont Please ok
Dont Please YES OH MY GOSH I KNEW HE REMINDED ME OF SOMEONE
@Dont Please Holy shit- yes!
So anyways I started talking...
@@mr.sandman4498 same
Mr. Hippo : *tells the longest story ever in front of a dead body*
Mark : *actually listening while drinking some water*
The guy must be an excellent grandkid
Yeah, he would!
Not to be that guy but...
Water*
Grandkid*
My grankid sure does love a great bottle of wather
he changed it lol
also not to be that guy again but
dead+
"we'll pay the voice actors for each word"
Mr. Hippo's voice actor:
Underrated
Underrated.
Underrated
Under rated
UNDERRATED
The moral of the story:
Dont give ducks sourdough bread.
Or any kind of bread, for that matter
@@fernando47180 just use seeds
Me:*gives duck sourdough bread*
Also me:😎😏
@@jade_hex413 c r i n g
@@jade_hex413 No❤
Imagine getting hired to do a death animatronic quick noise and Scott Cawthon gives you an 8 page script
I'd be more than happy to do that especially for one as hilariously drawn out as that
The guy who played Mr.Hippo: 0.0
Actually it'd be about 4 pages since most script writers have each page be 1 minute. (Might just be for movies but I digress)
Anyway this reminded me of this one time..
@@BeardosForgottenLegs sure, but our fine hippo has multiple lines.
HOW LONG DOES THIS GO ON FOR
Honestly, I'd love to spend time with Mr. Hippo. He seems like a chill guy... for the most part.
Scratch the killin part. He seems like a good pal to bring fishing
To be honest, Afton 100% deserved to be killed. If it was literally anybody else, Mr. Hippo would probably just pull up a seat next to them and start telling his life stories.
And I thought Springtrap's original jump scare actually looked kinda welcoming
agreed
E
Mr. Hippo: “Let me tell you a story”
William Afton: Just kill me please
😭😭😭😭
Mr. Hippo:so anyways that doesn't matter and what was i saying again? Oh yeah so orville was having such difficulties eating it because those elephants have clumbsy hands actually they have no hands at all so i went to the store to buy him some rye bread i dont know if elephants like rye bread but i assure you orrvile does it was on a Wednesday so the bread was fresh but i remember a father bringing his son to buy rye bread every tuesday *sigh* what a fine day it was
Lol man can't stop laughing after your comment.
cassidy: you already are. THIS IS YOUR PUNISHMENT
I'm pretty sure Mr. Hippo was talking to a corpse at that point, since he said "you're dead".
everybody but mr hippo: *short phrases*
mr hippo: _reciting the whole bee movie script_
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway, because bees don't care about what humans think is impossible.
someone should edit that.
@@genericperson360 I KNEW SOMEONE WOULD SAY THIS
Ya like jazz?
I would pay so much money to hear the guy who voiced mr hippo to recite the whole bee movie script in his mr hippo voice.
William Afton's hell is not dying over and over. It's just listening to Mr. Hippo talk for eternity.
As if that's hell
He's Ben Stein, HE WON'T STOP TALKING!!!! HE'LL LEAVE WHEN HE'S DONE.
HEEEEEEEELP HE WONT SHUT UP HEEEEEEEELP
You spelled Heaven wrong
Eventually, William stopped thinking.
I believe the voice for Mr. Hippo wasn't even scripted. The actor just got in the booth and started talking for 5 minutes
Thats hilarious because its like scot said: Just Wing it
Lol, he happened to be bull sitting with the techies and no one noticed the Mike was on.
Actually, the stories themselves were scripted. Scott just told the VA to add anything he wanted during the recording of the lines so it felt like proper rambling.
@@KiiBon thats so good holy shit LOL
Story kinda has significance to the overall plot to be completely off script
"A story is just a story" that definitely was a poke at MatPat
OOF
Big oof
Yeah that was definitely a rib at MatPat.
...Or maybe, maybe it doesn't mean anything at all.
“So just be quiet for one second in your life and eat your sandwich, okay?”
Mark had a nice reaction. So many players hated the stories
Mark and Matpat and Dawko are the people that had nice reactions to the story
{Astrø Vøid} so true
So many so impatient
Quackity was just agreeing to everything Mr.Hippo said
I knew about the stories, but my brother didnt. So i got mr hippo to kill me, and my brother still talks about it.
Mr Hippo’s voice actor: “what are my lines?”
Scott: *Just wing it*
💀
his lines were just made by talking with grandpa
lmao
@@GhaniKeSawah more like Gramp is the one talking to you
@СДИМ Joe Gaudet is severely underrated
Mr. Hippo can really make a 4:00 minute story feel like 4 hours!
Top 10 anime villain monologues: number 1 mr hippo
for me it felt like 1 minute
@@darkstarf1279 Same
So true
@@kanerowan1534 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Sometimes a story is just a story. If you try to read into every little thing, or you try to find meaning in everything someone says, you'll just drive yourself crazy."
Oh my god, this line is perfect.
Me: Will?
Wilford Motherlovin Warfstache in a nutshell
English teacher: I'm gonna pretend i didn't see that
*Matpat has entered the chat*
Said the sourdough.
Get jumpscared by Mr. Hippo, then calmed down by his voice.
Memento mori
And remain in terror while all of the other animatronics wait for him to finish talking so that he will finally kill you
im not ruining these 777 likes
@@incredibnlyreal memento mori
@@incredibnlyreal memento mori
Mr.hippo is our grandpa who tells stories that we’re simultaneously invested and uninvested in
Yet we simply end up eating the sandwich of a story and love him more in the end for telling the story.
Mr hippo is actually the voice actor of the bear from the game called Among The Sleep
@@TheQuestionTQK really?
Love my grandpa he does do that,best comment here
I would actually sit and listen to one of his stories
The audacity of Scott to not only make it so long but to also put in a SECOND Mr. Hippo overlay, which can imply that we died a second time just listening to Mr. Hippo.
OH GOD! NOT AGAIN?!?!-
Mr Hippo: "So anyway, Orville and I..."
OH SO THAT'S HOW THE LITTLE ANTI-SKIP WORKS!
you're overthinking it, as mr hippo said
it's just for comedic effect
no i think its just part of the meme
The worst part is that you can't skip it
I can imagine all the animatronics just awkwardly staring as Mr.hippo talks to a dead body.
I like to think they also have to endure his long story and they just sit there like “When will it end?!” as well as “what is the point of that?!?”
Orvill: should we uh, tell him he's talking to a corps?
Pigpatch: nope let him get it out of his system
Even funnier is the player is literally in Hell
i imagine mr hippo holding your spirit against the wall with a knife in his hand while telling his story
@@around441pipissharingaytac4 i can see that too lol
I love how Mr Hippo's existence is dedicated to taking the piss out of the fan base for looking so deeply into the lore and the games.
MatPat: So I took it personally.
Matpad is offended by you guys, happy now? 🙄✋
I mean Scott literally said in the past that everything is put in for a reason. Ya can’t act like he hasn’t completely encouraged the fans.
Thats pretty ballsy considering that the theories on the lore is one of the main reasons FNAF was so successful
To be fair normally alot of things on horror games with very non complex formula tend to have a very complex type of backstory for everything
I would pay 30 bucks for a audio book of Mr.Hippo without a second thought
The F0x fr thoo
The F0x he needs a podcast
He's Forrest Gump, once he starts talking, he won't leave you until he is done talking.
For real thoo
Same.
Dude Mr. Hippo needs a podcast. I feel like I can listen to that all day.
I feel the same way.
YES
yess omg
Y E S
I would totally tune in and even sleep to that podcast.
Oh, yes, the sandwich. The sandwich for Orville. The sandwich made especially to feed Orville. Orville's sandwich.
This sandwich ?
YES THAT SANDWICH.
@@shadowfaceyt4047 Gotcha custard
Where’s my sandwich?
@@BearPumpkin160 HONEEEEEEEEEY
WHERE'S MY SANDWICH
-What ?
- WHERE
IS
MY
SAND
WICH
@@moemuxhagi I, UH, PUT IT AWAY!
Every other gamer who hears Mr. Hippo’s story: **Explodes**
Mark: **Calmly sits and listens while drinking his drink**
Razz: **uses his time wisely**
Mark had a nice upbringing.
Bruh
"Drinking his drink"
- Jaidin Borenski
David NAVARRO RODRIGUEZ if they just said “drinking” it could be interpreted as drinking alcohol, and drinking his drink is less likely to be interpreted that way.
English is weird
I once deleted the entire game, re downloaded it and went back in and mr hippo restarted talking
Lmfao
“If you read into a story too much, you might just go insane!”
Matpat: I’m gonna pretend I didn’t see that
Matpat would bang his head on the wall while mr hippo blabbers on
that line was definitely aimed at him lmao
@@Glatier thats what i thought, lik ewhat if scot just makes the games to make em, like fnaf one was an indy horror game he made that he didn tthink would get so popular, so what if he put this in herew to basickly tell every body, a game is a game, try to think about it too much and overcomplikate it and it can effect you, cause everybodys convinced that fnaf has some unfindable lore when in reality it could just be a game.
@@Glatier lmbo*
@@TheSherriea1 Who is lmbo? Is he a Chinese hacker?
Mr. Hippo is like that one random NPC that spouts nonsense in the background for the sheer sake of realism but you can’t resist listening
It’s that and you also don’t have a choice
I can't resist and I don't want to. I just find it relaxing
Except for the fact that if you pay attention he's explaining like half of the lore of FNaF. Also his voice is relaxing.
Did I ever tell you the time me and my buddy keith camped out on the top of a shopping mall? We stayed up there for days. The police came to get us down but Keith just kept yellin at em. Then they tear gassed us and Keith screamed everytime he opened his eyes for WEEKS. At first it was funny. But then it just got sad, but then it got funny again.
Simiar to a few psychos from Borderlands 2 that will recite Hamlet
Mr Hippo: “You try to read into every little thing and find meaning in everything anyone says, you’ll drive yourself crazy!”
MatPat: *sweating intensifies*
Nice profile pic
matpat: HE IS TRYING TO STOP ME THEORISING!! I HAVE GOTTEN TOO CLOSE TO THE LORE THAT SCOTT HAS TRIED TO LEAD ME AWAY! *intense theorising INTENSIFIES*
also matpat - imma steal an entire script of leagal eagle and get called out for it
also mat-pat (and steph) "wow those are healing regen items, YOU NEVER GET THOSE IN MMO AND RPG games" Yes....you.....do, you filthy casuals.
also, also mat-pat - I cant think of a good theory, i know, i'll just go on reddit and copy one
@@AzguardMike you really hate matpat don't ya
@@AzguardMike sorry for your loss
The funny thing is you can’t avoid it even if you close the game
Wait really?
@@byamps422 yes I closed the game and reopened it
Good to know. I can't let him kill me
Just tried that, that is hilarious
Definitely why Freddy was apologizing in Security Breach when you find the Mr. Hippo magnet
Just imagine that before the guard came
Every night, all the animatronics all gather up, big to small, scary to innocent, in front of the stage with Mr Hippo on it, and he tells them stories.
Jrae Shrae that’s really cute!!
Thats wholesome
Wholesome things your murderers do before murdering you y'know I had a friend that did something wholesome before I died his name was Orville he gave me the best birthday ever and the right after the party he grabbed one of those hatchet's y'know the almost like uh. like miniature Axe y'know.. what was I saying oh yeah Axes are like big brothers to hatchet's alright story's over *all animatronics clap*
THAT'S WHOLESOME
Good boiz😍
I just love how 99% of Mr Hippo's post-death dialogue is just a massive dig at the community for thinking everything in the FNaF games has meaning XD.
And? You act like Scott completely didn't encourage this behaviour.
@@urdeadnotbigsuprise7439, he had a simple answer for the franchise and the fans were too busy analysing every little detail to realise what was there. He was forced to make it more complicated and now the franchise is a literal mess.
@@urdeadnotbigsuprise7439 nigga you're so mad calm down
@@The-X-Territory L the franchise still fye
@@omari436 mate, I'm not mad, how did you come to that conclusion?
Mr. Hippo: "If you try to read into every little thing, and find meaning in everything everyone says, you'll just drive yourself crazy..."
Matpat: "... and I took that personally."
That Line Really Just Calls Matpat out
mr hippo is matpats therapist
@@nostalgia7465 Yep
@@nostalgia7465 lmfao frr
I don’t know it felt like Scott was trying to get people to look in deeper and find that hidden meaning at first and now he’s like wtf r u doing matpat?????
Imagine sitting in the park and seeing two animatronics from your local pizzeria having a picnic and feeding ducks
I wonder if Orville used his trunk to eat the rye bread xD
@@Perid0tStar maybe he just kneeled down and ate it directly
Don't understand why gamers raged at this death scene, its really calming and uniquely funny. You expect to die with a heart attack from a malicious machine roaming the halls and you just get this olden soul, looking to tell a story or two from his assorted memories.
I think the issue is that other gamers want to get back to the game quickly.
@@airmanon7213 Mr. Hippo is literally telling gamers to chill and stop and listen
gamers who rage at this arent real gamers
@@hamburgersandwich4273 Heh. You're probably right there.
Clearly, Mark didn't rage. Instead, he listened smiling and sometimes letting out a quick outburst of laughter.
Guard: bleeding out
Hippo: *opens book on page 432*
Turns to page 394 and tells another story
haha so true
Rowdy Pogue I understood that reference
No the page is 42069
Thedabisme Nice
“So how long should we make the script?” Scott: *yes*
much pog
@gremlinstdm hey hey hey I'm a sneaky boi
Scott wrote this tho
@gremlinstdm pawg
@gremlinstdm yeah it was a little sussy i guess
I love how the dialogue is kind of a take on the FNAF theorist community.
"Sometimes a story is just a story. It does no good trying to find meaning in every little thing"
It’s directed to MatPat lol
Just like the end credits scene of Spiderman Homecoming. "Fuck you for waiting through the credits".
and then they proceed to add lore to every little thing
Also overfeeding bread to the audience when they should give seed s
@@db5094 bro what
Mr. Hippo just gives off the vibe of a grandpa trying his best to talk with his grandson
and he is doing a great job
Mr.hippo is your typical grandpa who likes telling stories to bore you to death.
And Mark gives the vibe of a father who watches his son listen his grandpa's stories .
I really really like your pfp..
@@cheebuu3360 who me?
Most animatronics: says a few words when you die
Mr. Hippo: According to all know laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. It’s wings are too small to get it’s fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway, because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible...
What is this from? I've heard it before.
@@pundertalefan4391 The Bee Movie script
Yellow black, yellow black, yellow black- Ooh! Black and yellow!
@@adambaryliuk3393 Let's change things up a little!
@@louissemarguerettenavales1253 Barry! Breakfast is ready!
The game should have had a 20 minute unskippable version that always plays after getting killed. That would be the scariest thing in the entire series.
Mr. Hippo 20 mode
Its either the scariest or just the game making you relax and making you sleep after all of those jumpscare
I can't imagine how terrified people would be when they see mr hippo approaching, "OH FUCK NO NOT MR HIPPO PLEASE PLEASE"
ok satan /j
@@nerocladius4319 Speedrunners nightmare, add a nice topping if you trying to exit the game and coming back does a resetti where he remembers, comes back to lecture you and then continue on with a longer and less related story.
i love the faint mr hippo slowly gliding across the screen as the story goes on
This made me laugh for a minute
Its so funny for no reason😂😂😂
Everyone else when getting this death scene: *[RAGE]*
Mark: *fucking dying of laughter*
Nice Lapis Lazuli pfp
I mean he let Hippo kill him on purpose, so...
And I hate some of those that rages because Mr hippo is literally the definition of "please stop and listen" or "this is a test of your patience"
@@A_Man_The_Man what ur not getting is you can't skip it. It's only funny the first few times
@@siei3i37 the true objective: *avoid Mr. Hippo jumpscares*
mr hippo is that nice old man that comes in when you're working somewhere and starts talking to you about his entire life story and you're just sitting there too polite to tell him that you need to get back to work
Honestly I would allow myself to get fired just to listen to his stories.
Management lets me stand and listen to the customers like this because I deal with so much bullshit on a daily basis that, on the rare occasion that I get a decent customer, they just let me have it.
@@redengineer4380 Where do you work
@@CCCMTTT I work in high ticket item retail in one of the poorer cities in my country. We get a lot of shoplifters, addicts, entitled people, people who cut themselves open inside of the store so the cops can't arrest them as they steal things, people who shit on the floor, and in one case, a mugger who started sticking people up inside of the store, plus god knows how many other form of unpleasant customer. Most of my job is dealing with these people, since I am one of the more senior employees, as well as one of the larger guys on staff (making me capable of defending myself). It's quite difficult and occasionally hazardous.
@@redengineer4380 i'm curios in which country you are but you dont need to answer if you don't want to
What I love about this is, Mr Hippo talks in such way that you almost forget that he is an animatronic considering everything he talks about doing, like having a friendly conversation with Orville, is something a human would do.
I legit forgot that FNAF is a horror game.
@@greatwavefan397 UCN will make you forget it is a horror game.
Funny x2, hippo and orville AREN'T posessed
@@jorgetomas968 orville is
Pigpatch and hippo not
@@MrBlitzardo21 By whom?
I just imagine Mr. Hippo carrying your body down a hallway to stuff you into a Freddy suit while telling you the story.
HAHA
It's actually Williams hell.
So William doesn't actually die. He stays alive forever to see torture
" *_So just be quiet for one second of your life and eat your sandwich okay_* "
" _-Mr. Hippo_ "
Good one
0:11 The way he said Mr. Hippo 😅
Shup ut and make me a sandwich
The fact that mark tired to exit and come back but the story just started over. 😂
Brittany Gale it's story
Angela Rubio it's also tried but who cares
@@schwarz8614 I didn't even notice until you said it that's trippy
r/ihadastroke
Our minds work in weird ways, filling in gaps for words we'd expect to see.
I gotta dig bick
You that read wrong..
You read that wrong too.
Is Markiplier the only one who enjoyed Mr. Hippo's speech?
Matpat also did as well
dawko and matpat were the only other people who enjoyed Mr. Hippo’s speech
@@pillowfort4118 well, as we expect from the three king
Dewie Thoms what about quackity?
Ryan enjoyed it
Fun fact: If I remember correctly the voice actor for Mr. Hippo didn’t get a script, he was told to just ramble about whatever.
No fucking way 💀💀💀
There was a script
nah there is definitely a script or at the very least scott picked out takes that could have meaning.
the line about people assuming what they shouldnt and looking into what they shouldnt was 100% a reference to dream theory that came out of Fnaf 4. and the line about not telling the guy to stop killing the ducks relates to henry and how he knew william was the killer but for a while didnt know what to do about it or if he should do something at all
@@rasenpapi5653 For the most part his lines weren’t scripted. There are a few that were, which is the ones Scott asked for.
But more than half of his death speeches were improvised.
@@rasenpapi5653I don’t think you quite realise the irony in your reply.
Or maybe you did, but like, it’s still funny though so…
Scot wanted Matpat to see this
Everyone BUT Matpat saw this
Oh, he saw it. Scott just wanted to torchre him by playing this level. Over and over and over untill he got all 5.
The thing meant to poke fun at one person-
Has made another person laugh-
@@doshile All for the greater good
Craftcast Nate MatPat totally deserves it, remember when he got called out by Toby Fox?
@@gordo8354 ah, memories
I was so invested in Mr. Hippo’s story,
That I forget Mark is there until he makes any kind of noise.
Yup, same
Me too
Same
I know RIGHT?
R/blessed comment
Bonnie: rawr
Freddy: rawr
Chica: rawr
Mr . Hippo: My friend, you have met a terrible, terrible demise. But, uh, y'know, I-I don't feel too bad about it. After all, if...if it weren't from me, it would've just been from someone else, y'know? I guess what I'm trying to say is, life...life goes on. W-well, from-for everyone else, life goes on. Not...not for you. You're...you're dead. But that's neither here nor there. It reminds me of one summer day in the park. I was having just a delightful picnic with my good friend Orville. And I said to him, I said, 'Orville, I...I have a story.' And he said to me, 'What's the significance of the story?' And...I said to him, 'Orville, not every story has to have significance, y'know? Sometimes, a...y'know, sometimes, a story's just a story. You try to read into every little thing, and find meaning in everything anyone says, you'll just drive yourself crazy. Had a friend do it once. Wasn't pretty. We talked about it for years. And then not only that, but...you'll likely end up believing something you shouldn't believe, thinking something you shouldn't think, o-o-or assuming something you shouldn't assume. Y'know? Sometimes,' I said, 'a story is-is just a story, so just be quiet for one second of your life and eat your sandwich, okay?' Of course, it was only then I'd realized I'd made sandwiches, and...poor Orville was having such difficulty eating it! Elephants have those clumsy hands, y'know? Actually, I-I suppose that's the problem. They don't have hands at all, do they? They're f-they're all feet! And I-I couldn't imagine anyone asking me to eat a sandwich with my feet. Now, if I recall correctly, there was a bakery nearby. I said to him, 'Orville, let me go get you some rye bread.' Now, I'm unsure if elephants enjoy rye bread, but I assure you that Orville does. Now, this was on a Tuesday, which was good, because rye bread was always fresh on Tuesday. They made sourdough bread on Monday, and threw it out Wednesday... Or rather, they sold it at a discount for people wanting to feed it to the ducks, and then, prob'ly at the end of the day, finally, they threw it all out. I-I don't recall. I do remember a man who would bring his son to the bakery every Wednesday, and...then go feed the ducks. He would buy all of the sourdough bread. Of course, y'know, you're not supposed to feed the ducks sourdough bread at all. It swells up in their stomach, and then they all die. At, uh, at least...at least, that's what I've heard. Y'know, I-I never saw any ducks die myself, but I did notice a substantial decrease in the duck population over the course of a few years. I just never thought to stop the man and tell him that he was killing the ducks by feeding them sourdough bread! And if you want my opinion on the matter-heh, and I told Orville this as well-if you wanna feed ducks, or birds of any kind, for that matter, it's best to buy seed. I mean, when you think about it, breads of any sort don't occur in nature. They don't grow on trees o-or spring up from the bushes. I don't think birds know what to do with bread. What was I saying? Oh oh, yes yes. So I bought Orville some rye bread. What a fine day it was.
Also Mr.Hippo: It seems that you have met your end. Ugh, what a pity. Y'know, I-I don't feel too bad about it, though. After all, if it weren't me, it would've just been one of the others, I guess. I'm honestly just glad to be out of those air ducts. Y'know, it's...it's not easy for a hippopotamus to fit up there. And...not easy to get down, either. Not as young as I used to be, as you can see. I used to get to do all sorts of things. Y-you're young, you're vibrant, you have that sort of pep in your step. *sigh* It reminds me of a conversation I was having with one of my good friends, Orville. We were having a nice picnic one day. I believe it was summer...or perhaps it was...was it the fall? Yes yes yes, it was the fall because the leaves had turned already. But I said to Orville, I-I said, 'Orville, I have a story to tell you.' And Orville looked at me, y'know, kinda odd and, and-and said, 'What is it about?' I said to him, 'Not every story has to be about something, Orville. Sometimes a person just wants to talk. Why does everything have to be a story?' I said to him. He just looked at me and he said, 'Well, you-you-you said you had a story.' Y'know, he was quite right. I did in fact. I told him I had a story. I suppose if a person just wants to talk, then it's best to not announce that you're telling a story. Telling a story does come with its own pressures and expectations, I-I suppose. After all, if you're just talking to a friend, then there's no more expectations than if you're talking into the wind! Words by themselves aren't expected to carry, and aren't expected to stick. But if, y'know, if you announce that you're telling a story, well then...there better be a point to it all, y'know? No one wants to sit and listen to someone ramble on and on and on with absolutely no end in sight. So, you know, it's-it's good to be mindful that when you tell someone that you're about to tell a story that you have something to say. Telling someone that you're gonna tell them a story is tantamount to ask them to stop what they're doing and-and pay attention. You're basically saying, 'Hey hey, hey buddy, stop everything, stop what you're thinking, I have a solution to everything.' And, well, I didn't really have any story to tell. In-in hindsight, I-I probably just misspoke when I said that I had a story. I think it would have just been better to tell Orville that I wanted to tell him something, rather than tell him that I had a story. But y'know, even then, it might have put too much importance on the whole thing. Either way, it was quite a nice day. I remember...I remember that we were drinking tea.
You are a sajnt
holy shit you put the whole script 🤣🤣🤣
+10 respect from me, pal lmao
You are a legend for typing this all out, I swear.
wow you wrote that whole thing your a legend
Mission passed, respect gained
3:40
Wish he would’ve just said
“Oh what was I saying? Oh yeah your dead.”
Night Guard: *bleeding out and struggling to breath*
Mr. Hippo:
Fbi walks in and sees this
D.K.! CHUNKY IS DEAD!
Pretty sure that's William Afton/Purple Guy since there is a chance UCN can be Afton's personal hell after his death...
500th liker!
@@austinlincoln3414 no one cares
I like to imagine William, in his eternal purgatory, was sitting there listening just like Mark is, intrigued, but confused
This is hilarious to picture 😂
Mr. Hippo would honestly be good at ASMR with the way he talks. It's like, comforting, in a way. Call me crazy, but that's just an opinion.
Well no one called u crazy and 156 people (including myself) found your comment pretty useful and true
InvaderSel 302, I completely agree.
666 likes! 0o0
*sees likes and replies* WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!
Thank you guys btw
Bob ross
Mr. Hippo is unironically my favorite animatronic. If he were in any other game, I would sit there and listen to all of his stories, regardless of how long they were.
When he jump scared me and started talking I left to make myself a sandwich came back and he was still talking. LMAO
He did say to just stop and enjoy a sandwich after all
Did you use sourdough?
lmao, W.A. would have loved this.
@@pkmntrainermark8881 No, he used rye bread.
😂😂😂😂😂
Can we all just appreciate that Mr.Hippo gets his own whole story. Like he is the equivalent of a wise old grandpa and I love that.
And when you consider where all the animatronics get their minds....
Multiple stories
o7
Same. He is. He at least makes your in-game death more peaceful.
So, how did he become the hippo. He seemed like a sweet old man.
Every other animatronics: “Your death pleases me”
Mr. Hippo: "Years ago, when I was backpacking across Western Europe, I was just outside Barcelona, hiking in the foothills of mount Tibidabo. I was at the end of this path, and I came to a clearing, and there was a lake, very secluded, and there were tall trees all around. It was dead silent. Gorgeous. And across the lake I saw, a beautiful woman, bathing herself. but she was crying...
I hesitated, watching, struck by her beauty. And also by how her presence; the delicate curve of her back, the dark sweep of her hair, the graceful length of her limbs, even her tears, added to the majesty of my surroundings. I felt my own tears burning behind my eyes, not in sympathy, but in appreciation of such a perfect moment.
She spied me before I could compose myself. But she didn't cry out. Instead our eyes held and she smiled, enigmatically, fresh tears still spilling down her cheeks. I was frozen. I knew nothing about this woman, and yet, as we stood on opposite sides of a pool of water, thousands of miles from my own home and everyone I had ever known, I felt the most intense connection. Not just to her, but to the earth, the sky, the water between us. And also to the entirety of mankind. As if she symbolized thousands of years of the human condition.
I wanted to go to her, to comfort her, to probe this feeling of belonging I had never encountered before. But I couldn't. Because I knew that if I spoke, if she spoke, that moment would be ruined. And I knew I would need the memory of that moment to carry me through the inevitable dark patches throughout my life.
And so I watched her lower her hand, turn, and slowly walk to the shore opposite me. The rest of her perfect form was gradually revealed to me, and I held my breath as I watched her disappear behind a copse of trees near the water."
OMG THIS IS THE BEST COMMENT I'VE EVER READ TYSM FOR EXISTSING (friends is the best itsg)
What is this from? It's very well written.
@@pundertalefan4391 if I remember it was a story Joey( from Friends) made up to get women. He told the story to one of Rachel's friends which she told Rachel and one night Rachel used the story on Ross while they where drunk and.. woah. It's been a long time since I've seen Friends and I remember THAT 🤣. But if you wanna know just look it up or watch Friends.
If only the VA made a mod with adding more stories lol
@@pundertalefan4391
Beautifully written but still creepy. I’d slap the fuck out of Joey.
i can't believe people were actually MAD at this death scene. it's hilarious!!
Honestly I'd try to get him to kill me on purpose
Most people telling stories: *Starts and finishes without going off-topic*
People with ADHD telling stories:
What's going on?
⚪ It's annoying or not interesting
⚫ I'm in this photo and I don't like it
⚪ I think it shouldn't be on RUclips
⚪ It's spam
That is the most relatable thing.
Can confirm, boyfriend is like thia
I tend to do this, I don't have ADHD but it's a really bad habit of mine :/
So this is why I love Mr. Hippo so much!!!
I absolutely love Mr. Hippo! His character doesn’t have any real story but his character is hilarious!
This perfectly describes who Mark is as a person. Everyone else who got this scene was just annoyed but Mark was just enjoying the ride.
1:15
I think Scott here is talking about MatPat (GameTheory). He’s been reading into every little detail of the story, he’s been doing this for years, and he’s come up with a lot of wrong ideas along the way, and Scott is telling him to “eat his sandwich and enjoy it for once”, implying he should just take a break from studying and just play the game, but Scott realized that he stuffed so much lore into his games that MatPat couldn’t help but look into it, and has trouble just playing the game itself, and also has the same problem with “his hands”, which I assume means it’s his nature to look into the lore.
At 2:10 Mr. Hippo talks about getting Orville some rye bread from a nearby bakery and didn’t know if most elephants liked rye bread, but knew Orville did. I think this means he tried to serve a different kind of game, which he didn’t know if most his users liked, but he knew that MatPat liked. I don’t understand anything after that.
100 percent
I think the rest of it with the ducks was that Matpat kept coming back and throwing his (usually incorrect, and therefore “stale”) theories into the fandom, which caused a substantial decrease in people trying to solve the mysteries on their own, and a drop in people playing and theorizing, and Scott wondering why he never just stepped in and told matpat that he was wrong or to just stop and enjoy the games like a normal person.
@@spiritedaway0tutu this is Scott just poking fun at Matpat. Sure Matt makes mistakes sometimes but I don't think Scott really made this to antagonise anyone. As in reality Scott is genuinely a nice guy.
...Or maybe, maybe it doesn't mean anything at all.
@@AvgPrs_2007 This guy gets it. Again, "if you try read in every little detail, or find meaning in anything anyone says, you'll just drive yourself crazy! "
Nobody:
Mr Hippo when he jump scares you: Now this is a story.
yes
He fresh princed us all oh no
Damn, he beat me. By 7 months.
@@Aflay1 DUDE RIGHT? LMAOOO
About a man named Stanley.
So I just saw a compilation of all these other RUclipsrs reacting to Mr. Hippo and it’s so interesting to see everyone else get mad and start furiously clicking but Mark just sits there laughing and genuinely reacting rather than sitting there impatiently and I think that says a lot about him
Yeah, it really does, doesn't it?
why do people even get mad at this. This is hilarious.
I like the way Mark reacted
But hey that's just a theory
*-A GAME THEORY-*
I love the idea that Scott wrote these scripts at the last minute b/c he heard the VO's works and knew they deserved more than a one-off line. Considering we're all here and probably have listened to all of Mr. Hippo's monologues, it was the right call.
I've noticed something about all 4 storys that Mr Hippo says
in every story he reminds you you're dead
he is always hanging with Orville
they are always doing something at the park
and mr Hippo will always wants tell A story to Orville
like if it has something to do with the story.
he reminds you that trying to look into every aspect and every little thing anyone says will drive u crazy
You try to search to far my friend :)
@@sunder530 read it as soon as he said it
@@squabble7866 *pepega*
Maybe the story of the man killing the ducks is William Afton leaving his kid in fredbear's while he goes and kills the kids. And hippo couldn't bring himself to stop him. (Probally not true but yknow)
Love him or hate him,
He's speaking straight facts
Indeed
He's very wise.
Mark: *Gets jumpscare*
Mr Hippo: *Stops mid way gets glasses with note and pen. then becomes a therapist*
I would love to have mr.hippo as my therapist
I genuinely enjoy Mr hippos stories, it's like hearing a old story from your grandpa and you're just transported to this old bygone era and it's just such a wonderful honest and very relaxing experience
Jump scares then: *Demonic robotic screaming
Jump scares now: "Now sit down deceased one, let me tell you a story one day I had a picnic..."
There evolving
As all the animatronics look at him rambling on while you’re on the ground slowly dying and bleeding
Mr. Hippo: Now I'm unsure if elephants enjoy Rye bread but I assure you Orville does.
Mark: *Slight glimmer of hope that the story is over*
Mr Hippo: Now this was on a Tuesday...
Mark: *Almost chokes on his water*
William Afton, a child murderer, a robotics genius, trapped inside of a suit he made in the 1980's, tormented in hell by the one you should not have killed.
And he's stuck listening to Mr. Hippo talk about how sourdough bread can swell up in a ducks stomach.
It would be better if it was Will taking his son out to get sourdough bread to feed the ducks and Mr. Hippo is now getting the chance to tell him, "hey stop giving the ducks bread it's not good for them."
He'd be like ._.
@Diego Brando you know what, that’s smart
Wait so the security guard is afton? I'm confused.
@@angeryfluuf6514 Yeah. The plot of UCN is basically that William Afton has been sent to his own personal Hell where all the robots get to kill him over and over to punish him for killing kids.
The best part is that there are like 3 different story things he can tell and it’s hilarious
Really? Now I wanna hear all of them 😂
Yeah he has 4 total stories
*Top 10 Anime storyteller*
Booooooo
Bradyn NewComer stfu
@@sitlhou9590 he's right tho, its an overrused meme
Number 1
Morgan Freeman doesn’t have shit on this chad
Mr. Hippo: Tells us his whole life story
Mark: **sips tea**
Could you just imagine, sitting in a park on a bench, and ten feet away is an animatronic elephant and hippo having a conversation about whether a story is relevant to tell at any given moment and then the hippo just gets up and walks over to a bakery...?
Beuh imagine working at a bakery and seeing a tall animatronic hippo walking in
@@mitomeowko hah true
Me: HELL YEAH!
You know the best part about this is Scott *KNEW* that they would sit there and listen to all this useless silliness because there *COULD* be some CRAZY LORE AT THE END but there wasn't. He really does know his audience. This is still one of my favorite moments in the FNAF universe.
There actually was lore in both of them. Both Mr. hippo lines mention the fact that your character is dead and the other line implies that you are in some sort of purgatory. He gives tiny hints, but nothing major.
Late, but you can’t skip this death cutscene, even leaving the game doesn’t work.
"Sometimes a story is just a story. You try to read into every little thing and find meaning in everything anyone says and you'll drive yourself crazy."
Nice blow you delivered to Matthew, Scott.
How will Matthew Patthew recover from this emotional crit I wonder? A small health pack?
0:30 that thinking face popping up and the game over thing slowly fading is hilarious😂😂
Mr. Hippo and uncle Iroh need to face off
RIGHT NOW.
SavetheTurles yes.
*THROW ELLIS IN THERE.*
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
IT'S A FACE OFF
Who’s that?
0:20:
My friend, you have met a terrible, terrible demise. But, uh, y'know, I-I don't feel too bad about it. After all, if...if it weren't from me, it would've just been from someone else, y'know? I guess what I'm trying to say is, life...life goes on. W-well, from-for everyone else, life goes on. Not...not for you. You're...you're dead. But that's neither here nor there. It reminds me of one summer day in the park. I was having just a delightful picnic with my good friend Orville. And I said to him, I said, 'Orville, I...I have a story.' And he said to me, 'What's the significance of the story?' And...I said to him, 'Orville, not every story has to have significance, y'know? Sometimes, a...y'know, sometimes, a story's just a story. You try to read into every little thing, and find meaning in everything anyone says, you'll just drive yourself crazy. Had a friend do it once. Wasn't pretty. We talked about it for years. And then not only that, but...you'll likely end up believing something you shouldn't believe, thinking something you shouldn't think, o-o-or assuming something you shouldn't assume. Y'know? Sometimes,' I said, 'a story is-is just a story, so just be quiet for one second of your life and eat your sandwich, okay?' Of course, it was only then I'd realized I'd made sandwiches, and...poor Orville was having such difficulty eating it! Elephants have those clumsy hands, y'know? Actually, I-I suppose that's the problem. They don't have hands at all, do they? They're f-they're all feet! And I-I couldn't imagine anyone asking me to eat a sandwich with my feet. Now, if I recall correctly, there was a bakery nearby. I said to him, 'Orville, let me go get you some rye bread.' Now, I'm unsure if elephants enjoy rye bread, but I assure you that Orville does. Now, this was on a Tuesday, which was good, because rye bread was always fresh on Tuesday. They made sourdough bread on Monday, and threw it out Wednesday... Or rather, they sold it at a discount for people wanting to feed it to the ducks, and then, prob'ly at the end of the day, finally, they threw it all out. I-I don't recall. I do remember a man who would bring his son to the bakery every Wednesday, and...then go feed the ducks. He would buy all of the sourdough bread. Of course, y'know, you're not supposed to feed the ducks sourdough bread at all. It swells up in their stomach, and then they all die. At, uh, at least...at least, that's what I've heard. Y'know, I-I never saw any ducks die myself, but I did notice a substantial decrease in the duck population over the course of a few years. I just never thought to stop the man and tell him that he was killing the ducks by feeding them sourdough bread! And if you want my opinion on the matter-heh, and I told Orville this as well-if you wanna feed ducks, or birds of any kind, for that matter, it's best to buy seed. I mean, when you think about it, breads of any sort don't occur in nature. They don't grow on trees o-or spring up from the bushes. I don't think birds know what to do with bread. What was I saying? Oh oh, yes yes. So I bought Orville some rye bread. What a fine day it was.
legend
Its too long😅😅
The real question of fnaf: what did they do with the sour dough!?
Good ol sour dough
Screw the FNaF lore, ur right, dis is the real question!
Matpat: *triggered*
Was it good sour bread? Did they enjoy it?? These are the real questions
They ate it, that's all
Feed the ducks with the bread. Did you listen to the story?
"You try to find meaning in everything someone says, you'll just drive yourself crazy!"
Scott sent a message to Mat.
Scott also conditioned the whole community into trying to find meaning where there is none
@@psy-fi64 Based move of him
The greatest thing about this line is Mat acknowledging and making light of this likely being a dig at him
@@psy-fi64I almost respect Scott for using this part of his last game to make a dig at his fans for caring about the story he told them to care about. It's admirable how little he cares.
@@ActuallySatan Yeah, I think it would've been funnier if it was literally any other game with crazy theory shit seeing as the whole of FNAF is literally bait for crazy theory shit.
2:23 Mark thought he was done and the look on his face when his thought gets cut off is hilarious.
Cassidy: finally, time for my revenge
Mr hippo: starts to talk to the end of time at William
Cassidy: maybe this is too harsh
Ahahahahah I freaking love that solo, but I think we can all agree. We will love thisI’m in love with us.
Fun fact: Cassidy actually felt bad for William but still went with the torture anyways
@@RomeoBlueMK.1bro did you learned the lore by a gancha Kid that Is cap
@@RomeoBlueMK.1 where the fuck did you get that from? Because it's definitely NOT true.
I have literally fallen asleep to this guy's speeches a couple of times. XD His voice is so soothing.
Do you know his name?
@@whoareyoutoaccuseme6588 mr hippo
For anyone who wants to know it's Joe Gaudet
Mr. Hippo is such a homie. I'd listen to a podcast if he ever had one
Afton: **dying on the floor bleeding out not able to move**
Mr.Hippo: *It is time to tell this story*
Afton: *JUST KILL ME PLEASE*
chill rat it actually is lmao, this is his hell basically, constantly being tortured by the children he killed
Apparently, this is actually William's nightmare in the hospital. At least that's what MatPat said
@@SwizzleDrizzl When? UCN has always been Afton's hell after FNaF6. Although Matpat's theories have seriously declined in quality ever since he started using the books as canon details.
@@SwizzleDrizzl Hell, even Mark guess the entire Fnaf Custom Night in Under less than a Minutes, without theorise or anything. And fun fact, Mr.Hippo speach is actually directed to some *"Intelligent"* People.
Theories are theories and nothing else. Theories are only possibilities until proven. If it is consistent, it is likely to be true, but can be disproven
This story was actually how I first learned as a kid that it was bad to feed ducks bread, and I never did it again since that day. Thank you, Mr.Hippo.
Mr. Hippo is exactly me XD. I talk far too much.
Y’know it reminds me of the time I went to help out a friend with his plumbing. I go down to the basement and find it flooded and water shooting out from the pipes in the floor. My friend, he says to me, this reminds me of you. I looked to him and I ask “sewage and human waste reminds you of me?” He says to me “no but now that I think of it you can act like a real piece of crap.” Now I thought that was just rude and very hurtful. But I let it slide since he was buying pizza afterwards and, I could never turn down a free pizza. We have this amazing pizza place near by that- sorry. I’m getting sidetracked. What was I saying? Oh right. So I asked what my friend meant by what he said and he says “Just like the plumbing, you never stop spouting out crap no one cares about.” Now I also thought this was rude but not entirely untruthful so I of course laughed. We laughed together of course. But unfortunately we weren’t paying attention and we pretty much drowned in his basement since we spent so much time talking and not working on the plumbing. I always took that time as a learning experience. If you can’t multitask, then work, don’t talk. That’s what I always took from that.
(I made all of that up just to prove my point... I have too much time on my hands.)
L.J.D. Millar that story...
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Reminds me of the time i was in school, i was my friend and he asked me "how do you manage to do well in all the subjects" and i just said you have to be organized, you have to know your time and your reponsabilities or how it is spelled i don't even know is hard to spell words like that, and he said that thats is how anxiety starts, you have to care to much about everything even the tiny things, i guess he was right because i still have this problem and he was right i started having this problem and he was just like, just chill, relax
L.J.D. Millar “We practically Drowned” is so me in a very weird way
Now all we need is the Mr. Hippo Story Time Channel.
I love this comment with all my soul
Poor nightguard, he's literally dead but still has to listen to Mr. Hippo's stories
the "nightguard" deserves it 💀
@@serpently Why ? Cuz he’s William ? Atleast I think he is, but if he is then yes
@@Idontknowwhattowrite150 yes, ucn is williams hell/purgatory
@@serpently thought so, matpat was correct. Or Scott is just screwing around with our brains just to reveal that William was helpy or bonbon all along
@@Idontknowwhattowrite150 for real 😂😂
0:16 So basically, Mr Hippo is just one of those guys who just loves to talk to people for hours regardless if they want to listen to him or not😂
I just imagine Mr.Hippo coming into your room, he takes a chair, pours tea in cups and say : "son, it's time we have The Talk."
Hippo when he tries to have a small talk:
This is my stupid ADHD brain Trying to talk without meds 😂
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S A M E
this is the only man who ever got my stupid adhd brain to sit through a long winded story
"I feel ya man, except the meds don't really work for me. Did I ever tell you about the time I accidentally got the power cord for a toastie maker stuck between the lid when I closed it and it short circuited my entire house? It was an especially cold day, and I was inside with my friend Ollie, and I asked him if he wanted anything for lunch. You see, the only thing I know how to make is a sandwich, so I was secretly hoping he'd say no or ask for a sandwich, but instead he asked if I could make him a toastie. I was worried see, and I didn't know what to do, but I got out the toastie maker and decided to guess. I got two pieces of bread and put two slices of tomato, and two slices of cheese in between the two pieces of bread. And then I put it in the toastie maker (I'm pretty sure that's how it works), but I soon realised the lid wasn't closing. I kept pushing down on it and trying to get it to close, and suddenly there was a loud crackling noise. I was immediately electrocuted to death, and my house actually short curcuited! I swear, the lights in the fridge went out and everything. Ollie didn't know what to do, he didn't touch me out of fear of being electrocuted or burned or something, I can't remember what it was, but he called an ambulance and I was taken to the hospital, but it was already too late. Moral of the story, don't get electrocuted? I'm not sure, I didn't really learn anything from it."
@@IAdmitMyCrime banger comment 10/10 lmao 😂