Clueless Gamer: Conan Reviews "Assassin's Creed: Unity" | CONAN on TBS

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  • Опубликовано: 23 ноя 2024

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  • @TeamCoco
    @TeamCoco  4 года назад +243

    Love #CluelessGamer? Check out Team Coco's "Good Game Nice Try," a gaming podcast hosted by Twitch star OMGitsfirefoxx and our very own Aaron Bleyaert! apple.co/goodgamenicetry

    • @susantoong6125
      @susantoong6125 4 года назад +8

      bring back Aaron,

    • @preacher_says
      @preacher_says 3 года назад +2

      Yeah conan, we don't really care about that. Bring back clueless gamer

    • @lorddukfoxyzeppeli7921
      @lorddukfoxyzeppeli7921 3 года назад +1

      please make one with dragon ball and Bioshock and Monster Hunter! Sonic and Darksiders!

    • @paolosilva8024
      @paolosilva8024 3 года назад +1

      I would like to see conan use mouse and keyboard, i think he will do better at it.

    • @chrisolsen7988
      @chrisolsen7988 2 года назад

      @@preacher_says 0

  • @TheJericho15
    @TheJericho15 9 лет назад +16438

    "All of this is just to steal an apple?"
    Conan just described the first 3 assassins creed games

    • @ryanhubbard1590
      @ryanhubbard1590 9 лет назад +114

      😂😂😂

    • @animo358
      @animo358 9 лет назад +304

      +TheJericho15 dude like the first six at least, come on hahah

    • @80slimshadys
      @80slimshadys 8 лет назад +46

      +TheJericho15 ive had the first one since it came out and still havnt finished it....thank for the spoiler!

    • @Fenrize
      @Fenrize 8 лет назад +11

      +BMX Is Love BMX is life Seriously?

    • @80slimshadys
      @80slimshadys 8 лет назад +3

      Fenrize yea i got bored half way through it

  • @evilgary747
    @evilgary747 8 лет назад +7753

    Yes, Father. I live in France, but I have a British accent.

    • @danielgelencser2275
      @danielgelencser2275 7 лет назад +88

      Evil Gary go to the light? thats what i told to my grandfather when he was sick LLMAAAAOOO

    • @Liam-jy7yi
      @Liam-jy7yi 5 лет назад +162

      Yes fauthe, I live in fronce but I hav a britIsh occont.

    • @HelloItsYou
      @HelloItsYou 4 года назад +21

      @@danielgelencser2275 lol when he wasnt even sick

    • @Kyled78
      @Kyled78 4 года назад +2

      FizZeld don’t be a chode now come on

    • @NougatCN
      @NougatCN 4 года назад +2

      FizZeld you’re doing god’s work

  • @ThatBrunetteFromCali
    @ThatBrunetteFromCali 8 лет назад +7460

    Thank God Conan brought up the damn British accents in a game that takes place in FRANCE!

    • @TassieLorenzo
      @TassieLorenzo 8 лет назад +124

      +Jessica Cortez But Jessica, Britain is near France, yeah? "Close enough"

    • @darkage329
      @darkage329 8 лет назад +105

      +Jessica Cortez you can always change the language to french and english subtitles, I did that at first but it was really weird to me xD

    • @eridan6525
      @eridan6525 8 лет назад +190

      +TassieLorenzo Haha but French was the official language of all courts of Europe during the XVIII th century! So it's really disturbing to hear a French speaking english in Paris during the french revolution, it hurts..

    • @TassieLorenzo
      @TassieLorenzo 8 лет назад +6

      Eridan Wow! That's cool!

    • @estidi
      @estidi 8 лет назад +87

      +Jessica Cortez I know right? At the very least they could use faux France accent like assassin's creed II with the italian accent.

  • @isostormgamer5584
    @isostormgamer5584 8 лет назад +1925

    It's funny that out of all the qualified reviewers for this game, Conan is the one to point out that the characters don't have french accents.

    • @karanick016greece2
      @karanick016greece2 7 лет назад +20

      Isostormgamer 558 Hello.. Harvard..

    • @ringofdreal1374
      @ringofdreal1374 3 года назад +79

      @@karanick016greece2 You don't have to be a student in Harvard to know these things.

    • @FriendlyCroock
      @FriendlyCroock 2 года назад +4

      He also made some offensive comments about the french, comments that are only okay when french people make them, but it's funny how no one wants to comment on that.

    • @KrishmanyuThakur
      @KrishmanyuThakur 2 года назад +14

      @@FriendlyCroock because that's how it happens in the rest of the assassin's creed games
      The machine through which they "access the memories" of their ancestors translates what they say to English but with how that region would speak English

    • @amitmeena2961
      @amitmeena2961 2 года назад +15

      Reviewers missed it because they were excited about the new AC game but Conan was excited about the French setting and the revolution history so he noticed it

  • @marekvodicka
    @marekvodicka 8 лет назад +9907

    It's much funnier when it's just Conan and Aaron

    • @courage552
      @courage552 8 лет назад +138

      totally agree

    • @erikaamezquita6472
      @erikaamezquita6472 8 лет назад +2

      Musta Krakish

    • @Adenlqy
      @Adenlqy 7 лет назад +10

      Agreed

    • @nystateofmind53
      @nystateofmind53 7 лет назад +45

      so much funnier, i hope they return to this formula

    • @felisasininus1784
      @felisasininus1784 7 лет назад +37

      Musta Krakish Conan is a funny boss Aaron is a good minion. The guests are not always interesting.

  • @TT-jz7ri
    @TT-jz7ri 8 лет назад +1774

    "I live in France but I have a British accent" HAHAHAHA. Conan, you smart ass!

  • @kevinkuliner7275
    @kevinkuliner7275 9 лет назад +3504

    "What are ya in for?" "Banana" best line ever!!!

    • @syd_jzx100
      @syd_jzx100 8 лет назад +1

      +Mohmmad Ashayn Even more best?????

    • @SuperPeterok
      @SuperPeterok 4 года назад +37

      I like pomegranate better

    • @mousehorn461
      @mousehorn461 4 года назад +23

      "What are ya in for? " Not having a French accent in France

  • @AbelR91
    @AbelR91 8 лет назад +3255

    Seems like Conan actually enjoyed this game

    • @CaptainAMAZINGGG
      @CaptainAMAZINGGG 5 лет назад +270

      He likes things that are well done/made. And also loves history. As well as expressing his deeply embedded inner angst, with pretend stabby things. It was basically made FOR him.

    • @AnakinSkywakka
      @AnakinSkywakka 5 лет назад +41

      @@CaptainAMAZINGGG Unity and well made don't (or should I say didn't) really go well together.

    • @AnakinSkywakka
      @AnakinSkywakka 5 лет назад +21

      @Jimmy Carr Center I said Unity, not the entire franchise. Did you not play Unity when it first dropped?

    • @AnakinSkywakka
      @AnakinSkywakka 5 лет назад +6

      @Jimmy Carr Center Its all good

    • @tsmith0187
      @tsmith0187 5 лет назад +38

      Anakin Skywalker
      Actually, i will defend unity. I never got any glitches when I first got it brand new. Unity along with AC2 is one of my favourites as they did so much right

  • @Waltersop
    @Waltersop 8 лет назад +818

    bring back aaron, hes more funny that all these celebrity

  • @KuzuRanger
    @KuzuRanger 10 лет назад +2174

    Joke or not, he's got a good point; why *do* the characters have English accents when they are supposedly French?
    --> Radical idea; why not just have French actors speaking English?

    • @japa0820
      @japa0820 10 лет назад +56

      Good question, i don't know why they used english voice's, it's unrealistic and you can't see something new.

    • @zigzaggindragon
      @zigzaggindragon 10 лет назад +150

      VentriloBeatbox You can, at least set the spoken language to French and just read English subtitles. That's what I do.

    • @guyedvabsky
      @guyedvabsky 10 лет назад +5

      Dark Souls Murdoc can you do that really ?

    • @zigzaggindragon
      @zigzaggindragon 10 лет назад +5

      Yeah. I play on PS4 though. I'm sure you can do it on PC but I don't know anything about Xbox one.

    • @guyedvabsky
      @guyedvabsky 10 лет назад

      Dark Souls Murdoc that's cool thanks though I'd still rather wait for all the bugs to be solved before I pick this up

  • @TheSmokingSkull
    @TheSmokingSkull 9 лет назад +1730

    "I will return when this hand reaches the top...unless I am killed. Then I am never coming back."

    • @themindlessgamer101
      @themindlessgamer101 6 лет назад +5

      wow good job you can qoute someone, that deserves likes

    • @fart7505
      @fart7505 6 лет назад +3

      Hey! That's a quote from the video that you watched! Cool, man!

  • @nielslauridsen2323
    @nielslauridsen2323 8 лет назад +7039

    "Ubisoft is what my wife said to me on my wedding night"

    • @TheIndogamer
      @TheIndogamer 8 лет назад +311

      you be soft

    • @ScootyBooty
      @ScootyBooty 8 лет назад +246

      +Raihan Purboyo thanks cap

    • @marcus914
      @marcus914 8 лет назад +72

      +Raihan Purboyo Thank you, I was a bit confused.

    • @TheIndogamer
      @TheIndogamer 8 лет назад +29

      Marcus ElRey some good English puns I know

    • @Hassony523
      @Hassony523 8 лет назад +20

      Niels Lauridsen "till downgrades do us part"

  • @muchwow5782
    @muchwow5782 9 лет назад +3390

    I'm french and we DO want all the croissants.

    • @ademkin
      @ademkin 9 лет назад +115

      Wouldn't mind the Germans paying our taxes either, but you can't have a healthy debate with them.

    • @thegreenassassin553
      @thegreenassassin553 9 лет назад +99

      Who wouldn't want all the croissants? Those things are delicious.

    • @honkler4273
      @honkler4273 8 лет назад +4

      +ademkin HEY WUT U TROYIN TEH SEY A M8

    • @HarrisonBowman
      @HarrisonBowman 8 лет назад +14

      +much wow And you guys do get mad when people take baths.

    • @ademkin
      @ademkin 8 лет назад +12

      Harrison Bowman Just as an advice though, you might wanna shower if you ever come here, or people will call you a nasty fuck.

  • @zealcigars196
    @zealcigars196 7 лет назад +1325

    They should do a clueless gamer with Jordan schanskly

    • @pg9193
      @pg9193 4 года назад +20

      and playing Hunie pop

    • @shankarkurup7682
      @shankarkurup7682 4 года назад +33

      He was various tasks to perform
      .....

    • @thornwall6303
      @thornwall6303 3 года назад +30

      Playing one of the first two games in the Ezio trilogy that take place in italy

    • @Lite727
      @Lite727 3 года назад +2

      @@thornwall6303 UGGHHHHHHH beat me to it 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @poltronafrau
      @poltronafrau 3 года назад +6

      They can play various games

  • @whmozart
    @whmozart 8 лет назад +1791

    "Let's find Marat. In France if you take a bath they get really mad"
    These kind of jokes show his Harvard education and incredibly wit at the same time. Love this guy!

    • @koek1122
      @koek1122 7 лет назад +38

      whmozart its all about the understanding of the english language and history... combine those and you can become a comedian

    • @rugguggla8766
      @rugguggla8766 4 года назад +68

      I think we learned about the French Revolution and Marat in middle school. But remembering it at his age is impressive, sure.

    • @MadDunhill
      @MadDunhill 4 года назад +79

      there's actually a mission in the game about Marat's murder in the bathtub

    • @joenathan288
      @joenathan288 4 года назад +9

      @Axel he has a history major so he probably remembers his stuff better

    • @harishsundar3409
      @harishsundar3409 4 года назад

      What is a Marat ?

  • @slothfromthegoonies8201
    @slothfromthegoonies8201 9 лет назад +790

    Conan is definitely the funniest talk show host.

    • @meowphantom5725
      @meowphantom5725 9 лет назад +4

      Debatable

    • @slothfromthegoonies8201
      @slothfromthegoonies8201 9 лет назад +42

      Meow Phantom Facts are not up for debate.

    • @evanrangel8388
      @evanrangel8388 9 лет назад +4

      Wait until Stephen Colbert.. Thats a fact

    • @uncle7215
      @uncle7215 9 лет назад

      Sloth from The Goonies conan and jimmy fallon are the best.

    • @evanrangel8388
      @evanrangel8388 9 лет назад +7

      ***** I didn't mean to imply Colbert is funnier than Conan, but Colbert is funnier than Kimmel and definitely funnier than Fallon.

  • @GrisGrisOnUrDoorStep
    @GrisGrisOnUrDoorStep 9 лет назад +3532

    If he was genuinely into video games he would put Pewdiepie out of business

    • @KennyMcCormick99
      @KennyMcCormick99 8 лет назад +123

      lol... I honestly just said the same thing after watching the clueless gamer episode with him in it!

    • @loganthekrogan2182
      @loganthekrogan2182 8 лет назад +6

      GOOD!

    • @sanna6168
      @sanna6168 8 лет назад +13

      naah

    • @creedishere420
      @creedishere420 7 лет назад +9

      GrisGrisOnUrDoorStep yeah..no...

    • @__mindflayer__
      @__mindflayer__ 7 лет назад +5

      Sanpa Heino (I know I'm late but) yaa...

  • @dunndolo
    @dunndolo 8 лет назад +429

    "Your fathers the dead guy. And your stepdads the other dead guy." LMAO

  • @andruchkd2734
    @andruchkd2734 9 лет назад +568

    "arse? YOU'RE FRENCH!!!! FRENCH!!!" ROFL

  • @xRemRooodx
    @xRemRooodx 9 лет назад +3409

    "We want Germany to pay for our healthcare"

    • @nuFsIgnillorT
      @nuFsIgnillorT 9 лет назад +14

      +Pinta Dubbs Where the hell did he get this from?

    • @formaymays5752
      @formaymays5752 9 лет назад +100

      +Elven Master Race Well, from France obviously...

    • @nuFsIgnillorT
      @nuFsIgnillorT 9 лет назад +8

      Foor Esemteepee No he made it up, that's the point.

    • @jean-philippebangoura7301
      @jean-philippebangoura7301 9 лет назад +88

      +Foor Esemteepee I'm french. Conan is hilarious. What he said is humour. Germany pays nothing for France!

    • @omgman8663
      @omgman8663 9 лет назад +168

      +Elven Master Race Well actually the joke is in reference to France wanting Germany to pay massive amounts of compensation for the destruction and losses they suffered in World War 1.

  • @RayDeMolay
    @RayDeMolay 4 года назад +175

    Aaron: "There's historical figures in this game."
    Conan: "Let's find a historical figure. Let's find Marat! Got killed in a bathtub"
    Little did Conan know that you can actually solve the murder of Marat in the game.

  • @Em-kg7qn
    @Em-kg7qn 10 лет назад +159

    I've always loved conan but now i adore him for saying the simplest, most obvious but never mentioned detail of all historic movies/games... "I live in France but i have a british accent''

    • @Marmalada180
      @Marmalada180 10 лет назад

      I understand it when they do it with Roman and ancient Greek stuff, but not for the other historic places. this british in France thing was also distracting in the movie Hugo.

    • @Em-kg7qn
      @Em-kg7qn 10 лет назад

      Marmalada180 I don't know.. sure, the british accent always gives a more historical spirit to a film but as a greek i would love to hear a greek accent once in a while ( angelina joli's was terrible though) and the one time i heard an italian accent at the series "rome" it was absolutely fantastic

    • @Paulafan5
      @Paulafan5 7 лет назад

      Game of Thrones; why the English accents? Why does Peter Dinklage have to put on an accent when his natural voice makes as much sense.

  • @sydneyh9858
    @sydneyh9858 10 лет назад +1248

    The Clueless Gamer videos are hilarious. I hope they upload another one soon.

    • @MattHoffmannn
      @MattHoffmannn 10 лет назад +1

      Hopefully it's a better game too; I love all the games in the Assassins Creed series but Unity is just too flawed.

    • @sydneyh9858
      @sydneyh9858 10 лет назад +2

      Matt Hoffman I agree, hopefully the next one will have better features and gameplay.

    • @sydneyh9858
      @sydneyh9858 10 лет назад +5

      And I hope they have a female assassin in the next one. I think that'd be really cool.

    • @MattHoffmannn
      @MattHoffmannn 10 лет назад +3

      That'd be interesting. I never really felt the need for a female protagonist, but it'd make for an interesting change, especially for female players who might be tired of playing predominately male characters.
      Though I doubt it'll happen while male gamers make up a large majority of players, and Ubisoft is probably going to play it safe after how poorly Unity was received.

    • @sydneyh9858
      @sydneyh9858 10 лет назад +1

      Yes I agree, but you never know. It'd be an interesting change in the series. I feel like they could do a lot with a female protagonist that'd be very different and unique from what they've done with the male characters. Even though all of their backstories have been pretty awesome already.

  • @forealz3255
    @forealz3255 5 лет назад +123

    "What is everyone yelling about"
    "Its the French Revolution"
    "Oh yeah"

  • @NorthernWildsBummer
    @NorthernWildsBummer 9 лет назад +393

    See how popular Conan is when he embraces a community that he doesn't understand, instead of bashing it? Take notes Jimmy Kimmel, this is how you broaden appeal.

    • @nataliatheweirdo
      @nataliatheweirdo 6 лет назад +20

      James Kidd aight? I remember being annoyed to watch these because he was gonna probably bash it and make fun of it, but...its actually really funny 😂

    • @CaptainAMAZINGGG
      @CaptainAMAZINGGG 5 лет назад +35

      Conans just like that. Conan is amazing. He genuinely wants to understand, and be a part of things, expand, keep learning, connect with and bring together, all kinds of people.. he's such an awesome human person.

    • @AleksandarIvanov69
      @AleksandarIvanov69 4 года назад +3

      Community ? You need to get out of the house once in awhile to be a community 😂

    • @NorthernWildsBummer
      @NorthernWildsBummer 4 года назад +5

      Why are you arguing with a 4 year old comment, Aleksandar

    • @AleksandarIvanov69
      @AleksandarIvanov69 4 года назад +1

      @@NorthernWildsBummer arguing ? Ahaha :D

  • @Mrbgatooo
    @Mrbgatooo 8 лет назад +156

    Lmao at "french people odor" haha that was fucked up, but funny as hell.

    • @personale-mail1393
      @personale-mail1393 6 лет назад +2

      M. Barboza That was my favorite moment of the entire video. : ) #EPIC

  • @amnesiacytotaxonomicparall9519
    @amnesiacytotaxonomicparall9519 8 лет назад +49

    He should make a series on this game, It took us this long to find a game Conan is actually good at!

  • @gregm5275
    @gregm5275 4 года назад +53

    The best thing about these is Aaron explaining the ridiculous stories of the game and Conan just zoning out.

  • @mariew8561
    @mariew8561 8 лет назад +800

    I think we just saw conan's real colors and he is a serial killer.

    • @trigunnn2
      @trigunnn2 8 лет назад +26

      the real dexter

    • @joet8862
      @joet8862 8 лет назад +14

      pause at 0:29 to see psycho Conan

    • @domique1736
      @domique1736 8 лет назад

      +Joe T oh gawd

    • @Mythic2827
      @Mythic2827 8 лет назад

      What he did to the guys at NBC XD

    • @RamiroBelmaresJr
      @RamiroBelmaresJr 6 лет назад +1

      Apparently, his true color is yellow

  • @lewis56405
    @lewis56405 8 лет назад +169

    love these, he manages to reduce a game that probably cost a fortune to develop into its most comedic elements. The developers must love and hate him!!

    • @Six_To_One
      @Six_To_One 5 лет назад +3

      Unity didn't cost a fortune . It was cheaper and underdeveloped , It's what Ubisoft does .

  • @jbmp1390
    @jbmp1390 7 лет назад +124

    So disappointing that they won't just do these like this anymore. So sick of the celebrity episodes, way less funny and enjoyable to watch.

  • @TigerChamp99
    @TigerChamp99 Год назад +38

    This game actually deserves a complete playthrough from Conan

  • @pranshul67
    @pranshul67 4 года назад +36

    aaron : "there is also a major assassination"
    conan : "why would we do that when we can collect receipts and get involved in theatrical labor disputes" :D :D :D :D :D

  • @UltraWindow
    @UltraWindow 10 лет назад +732

    if conan is good at this game you know its a movie.

    • @FreakieKaktus
      @FreakieKaktus 10 лет назад +2

      I dunno, it seems like they turned godmode on, there are always cuts right before he should get hit. I could be wrong tho.

    • @UltraWindow
      @UltraWindow 10 лет назад +20

      FreakieKaktus
      i doubt they gave him godmode, probably more health but assassins creed has very casual combat.
      they most likely paid him to say good things about the game

    • @FreakieKaktus
      @FreakieKaktus 10 лет назад +7

      Ultra Window Yeah, I got that feeling too, I mean it’s obvious that the publishers paid them to do it, but it seems more biased now compared to the earlier episodes. Also is less entertaining in my opinion.

    • @remnant24
      @remnant24 10 лет назад +7

      It uses an Arkham style combat system, which means button mashing works up to a certain point, but becomes ineffective later on.

    • @UltraWindow
      @UltraWindow 10 лет назад +6

      Harryu
      not completely correct, batman is more fluid. but yes it uses the press X to counter, repeat until everything is dead.

  • @UserDude
    @UserDude 8 лет назад +130

    When he said "I've been here for 6 days" I died 😂

  • @anonymousposter6671
    @anonymousposter6671 8 лет назад +209

    "In France they get mad if you take a bath"...hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    • @TirisfalShadow
      @TirisfalShadow 8 лет назад +1

      why?

    • @amaibustudio
      @amaibustudio 8 лет назад +10

      he was telling the story of Marat. Google "The Death of Marat". he was killed when he was taking a bath due to political reasons. Conan just skipped that last part lol

    • @TirisfalShadow
      @TirisfalShadow 8 лет назад

      hahahahaha,thank u!

  • @svillegassmusic
    @svillegassmusic 9 лет назад +186

    cant...stop..watching...conan...

    • @evillano
      @evillano 9 лет назад +2

      svill1010 lol same here

  • @willchen9014
    @willchen9014 9 лет назад +59

    Conan is actually a better game reviewer than most professional reviewers. He comments on the game just as it is, not about how the gameplay has changed or how much worse/better it is than its predecessor. Countless gamers have also pointed out the British accent that all the French people in the game have, which kinda ruins the beautiful and immersive atmosphere of the game. I wouldn't be surprised if everyone in London has a French accent in the upcoming AC: Victory.

  • @abdobedo9428
    @abdobedo9428 8 лет назад +72

    "Yes father, I live in France but I have a British accent" xD

  • @Spartansoldier217
    @Spartansoldier217 9 лет назад +473

    I *really* want to see Conan playing one of the Souls games. God, that would be hilarious.

    • @VRichardsn
      @VRichardsn 9 лет назад +9

      NukethewhalesMO We must have that!

    • @bostjanhren2716
      @bostjanhren2716 9 лет назад +9

      NukethewhalesMO It would just be sad :D

    • @FBragger69
      @FBragger69 9 лет назад +2

      +NukethewhalesMO Yea it would be funny but utterly sad lol

    • @Kaliospectre
      @Kaliospectre 9 лет назад +4

      +NukethewhalesMO Hopefully they do Dark Souls III once it's out.

    • @bustinarant
      @bustinarant 6 лет назад +2

      Just him screaming while fighting Iudex Gundyr lol

  • @MrBuch169169
    @MrBuch169169 9 лет назад +53

    In the best Clueless Gamer videos he makes a lot of good critical points. "Oooooh let's hope there's a hay bale..... and there always is."

  • @Kuppatruppa
    @Kuppatruppa 8 лет назад +94

    save me i can't stop
    watching this series

    • @blueskiddo_
      @blueskiddo_ 8 лет назад +15

      There is no escaping. Also, Conan and Jordan series.

    • @royalsmitty7811
      @royalsmitty7811 7 лет назад +1

      Same, I just found the whole playlist lol

    • @tylerrunge2793
      @tylerrunge2793 6 лет назад

      Kushgra I've just found it and I'm stuck please help, are you stuck still lol

  • @andrewbautista23
    @andrewbautista23 9 лет назад +17

    seriously. Conan's clueless gamer videos are one of the most entertaining videos in youtube. i had to repeat it a couple of times cos its so funny haha

  • @CuteWeeb
    @CuteWeeb 10 лет назад +28

    MORE. This is better than most let's plays online.

  • @ruodanxu3344
    @ruodanxu3344 5 лет назад +25

    When they're rebuilding the Notre-Dame based on Assassin's Creed
    "Why do we need a pile of bush here?"
    "I don't know. It says so on the map."

  • @Arnuuld
    @Arnuuld 3 года назад +16

    Andy: "Wow, you're good at this"
    Conan: *smashes every button on the controller*
    Love these two!

  • @chrisdubay02
    @chrisdubay02 Год назад +38

    Conan is so quick with his comedy 😂

  • @Lazy666Turtle
    @Lazy666Turtle 8 лет назад +55

    i love how conan just spaces out when he tells him the backstory lul

  • @miumiuxcentral6242
    @miumiuxcentral6242 9 лет назад +1197

    UBISOFT ---------"u be soft"
    i'll remember this forever ~~>

    • @jacksonsilver9705
      @jacksonsilver9705 9 лет назад +11

      Other people have pointed that out before him

    • @markopolo958
      @markopolo958 9 лет назад +3

      +Kim Miu Because you can't get guys hard?

    • @S0LACE222
      @S0LACE222 8 лет назад

      +Mark Minnema lmao

    • @SeanQuinn
      @SeanQuinn 8 лет назад +3

      +Mark Minnema >I doubt she has that problem. Especially if she lives in the west where we love asian chicks. She does appear asian even if its a bit watered down. haha

    • @Pepilepsy
      @Pepilepsy 5 лет назад

      She may be Asian but she isn't bright. Anyone with a basic vocabulary and a decent understanding of how sounds work can decipher ubisoft.

  • @lincolnnoronha4128
    @lincolnnoronha4128 8 лет назад +302

    "YOU'RE FRENCH!" lol

    • @owenclark3161
      @owenclark3161 8 лет назад +1

      Lincoln Noronha Ikr

    • @dilemma08
      @dilemma08 7 лет назад +3

      I love it when Conan yells at the screen. XD

  • @mrvnzmstr1654
    @mrvnzmstr1654 6 лет назад +26

    Yes Father.. I live in France but I have a British Accent.. epic ☺

  • @vaughnyboy8
    @vaughnyboy8 9 лет назад +9

    These videos are gold. The Aaron Conan dynamic is too perfect

  • @TokyoKazama
    @TokyoKazama 10 лет назад +12

    I'd say those of us who have been playing games for years, especially the previous AC games - we have become slightly desensitised to the absolutely stunning visuals in the game. So when you watch Conan (a non gamer) see and react to all the amazing scenery and gameplay, its almost like rediscovering video games all over again. I'm very proud of this industry.

    • @Marmalada180
      @Marmalada180 10 лет назад

      well you should also disappointed in the industry for releasing broken games.

    • @markostamenkovic8350
      @markostamenkovic8350 10 лет назад

      All of that is pointless when that change in the industry brought us glitchy games with day one patches and minimal player input.

    • @TokyoKazama
      @TokyoKazama 10 лет назад

      Marmalada180 Marko Stamenkovic Sorry, I'm not following, are you boys referring to Unity, or games in general?

    • @chiligaming792
      @chiligaming792 10 лет назад

      TokyoKazama I, personaly, was refering to recent gaming state in general. All of these big budget game are trying to be more "cinematic" and try to push the limits of graphics. Yet, they release glitchy unfinished games cause they are trying to impress us with visuals, and waste too much resources. The games are also getting more simplistic by the year. I get the feeling that they are designing the games for idiots or lazy assholes. Seriously, its like 50% percent of the games consist of cutscenes. And even then, when you do play, its a QTE sequence or you just have to mash one button (maybe two if you are lucky). And not to mention some devs (specificaly Ubisoft) even try to claim that 30 fps is better for action games, cause it is more cinematic...fuck that, i dont want a movie i want a game!...i am not stupid Ubi, just admit that the new consoles are underpowered!

  • @LONGLIVETHEKING1933
    @LONGLIVETHEKING1933 2 года назад +6

    Please please bring these back Conan!!

  • @RyanGiggsOBE
    @RyanGiggsOBE 9 лет назад +260

    On a technical level Unity was superb, however it lacked everything else. Story wasn't great, wasn't as fun or as dark as the others.

    • @jugglerkkev
      @jugglerkkev 9 лет назад +15

      RyanGiggsOBE i thought the story was one of the best so far, and the assassin missions where you have to sneak in a mansion or whatsoever were great

    • @gamewojtek
      @gamewojtek 9 лет назад

      RyanGiggsOBE Totally agree.

    • @TheMark208
      @TheMark208 9 лет назад +51

      RyanGiggsOBE "On a technical level Unity was superb" lol r u f**king serious? have you been in a cave since release? this game came out buggy and unfinished and still has problems with frame rate and glitches.

    • @RyanGiggsOBE
      @RyanGiggsOBE 9 лет назад +7

      Gamerat I'm talking graphically and the feel. I wasn't plagued with glitches at all, cant remember one happening to me. If you ignore that stuff I think they did a good job with the textures and feel to the streets.

    • @lonewolf3314
      @lonewolf3314 9 лет назад +4

      RyanGiggsOBE yes ignore the people falling in the ground people without faces and people popping out of nowhere.

  • @xl0pate0lx
    @xl0pate0lx 9 лет назад +185

    "we want germany to pay for our healthcare" :D ahahahaha

  • @Teernin
    @Teernin 8 лет назад +168

    When Aaron (Aron, Aran??? Spelling???) was explaining the backstory to Conan closely reflects when my friends and family ask me about a game that I showed them.

  • @katiopeia8254
    @katiopeia8254 8 лет назад +127

    Ubisoft is a French Canadian company yet they couldn't do French accents?? I imagine you could just play the game in French with English subtitles.

    • @kensredemption
      @kensredemption 8 лет назад +3

      Just a Poptart I heard an interview from Assassin's Den and Arno's actor said something about how they used English accents to be sure they wouldn't alienate the players or something. Guess they didn't think we would scrutinize about things like that.

    • @NdCRants
      @NdCRants 8 лет назад +16

      But Ezio had an italian accent

    • @NotAGoodUsername360
      @NotAGoodUsername360 8 лет назад +7

      Just a Poptart Actually Ubisoft is French company, they just have a big studio in Montreal

    • @85Aheadstix
      @85Aheadstix 8 лет назад +5

      Just a Poptart Yeah well dumb Americans wouldn't understand French accents.

    • @SuperPongmaster
      @SuperPongmaster 7 лет назад +2

      that's exactly what I did

  • @BasqueNYC
    @BasqueNYC 8 лет назад +17

    "Go to the light? That's what I told my grandfather" omg lol

  • @NickWK
    @NickWK 8 лет назад +148

    Damn if Conan is good at this game it must take zero skill to play lol

    • @dedo3735
      @dedo3735 8 лет назад +2

      He's just lucky

    • @Dad......
      @Dad...... 8 лет назад +14

      No these games literally take no skill. I've never played a more hand holdy combat.

    • @justaddwater6644
      @justaddwater6644 8 лет назад +1

      Travis Moehring even the traversing of the world is easy and hand holdy. You just hold a button and you can run across rooftops and jump between them.

    • @Fermion.
      @Fermion. 5 лет назад +3

      Well, this video is nearly 5 years old, so that means we now have laptops that can run anything from that era.
      With the rate of change of technology, this should be mobile by 2021-2022. The 2020's are gonna be insane. The World is changing before my very eyes. I'm 41 btw.

  • @Ghoom9211
    @Ghoom9211 8 лет назад +15

    I love the glitches, I love the character development.

    • @brawler3rd
      @brawler3rd 8 лет назад +7

      Must be his 1st AC game.

  • @NGUFashion
    @NGUFashion 9 лет назад +69

    Who came here to see the old Aaron vs the new Aaron.

  • @taintedfrogs2132
    @taintedfrogs2132 8 лет назад +95

    I lost it when he said 'banana'.

  • @StarCrusher.
    @StarCrusher. 10 лет назад +47

    I love how he insults the french.

    • @sebastiendesforges4861
      @sebastiendesforges4861 10 лет назад +32

      Frenchman here. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

    • @Gabriel360LIVE
      @Gabriel360LIVE 10 лет назад +1

      Cui Famax
      That's not an insult if it's true.
      I'm not saying it's true, I'm just saying...

    • @BradTheAmerican
      @BradTheAmerican 10 лет назад +3

      Cui Famax Woa, calm down. That is just crossing the fucking line. YOUR mother was a hamster!

    • @nasiraliclark
      @nasiraliclark 10 лет назад

      ***** Didn't want to be the dick that tells you that it is watery tart and not watery tot but I just had to.

  • @illsaveus
    @illsaveus 5 лет назад +9

    "We can jump in the hay and then mix it up down below" My new pickup line

  • @AmrothEldarion
    @AmrothEldarion 9 лет назад +20

    LOL. Even Conan noticed the british accent in France. xD

  • @MiguelCool9999
    @MiguelCool9999 10 лет назад +21

    am i the only one who wants to see the other guy play all these games?

    • @jgreene02
      @jgreene02 10 лет назад +20

      Yes...

    • @alexsantana1573
      @alexsantana1573 10 лет назад +1

      Yes

    • @forrenz
      @forrenz 10 лет назад +16

      No. Otherwise, it would just be some gamer guy playing games on RUclips. I mean, why else would anyone be here, if not for it being Conan? Doi

    • @mbirth
      @mbirth 10 лет назад +4

      Wait for Twitch Twednesday … www.twitch.tv/teamcoco/

  • @quackers4207
    @quackers4207 2 года назад +8

    i remember playing this game when it came out. at the time i didn’t think graphics could get any better. we’ve come a ways for sure

    • @Iemonzinger
      @Iemonzinger 2 года назад +2

      Honestly it's still one of the best looking games ever

    • @dread1262
      @dread1262 Год назад

      Until rdr2 came out

  • @dingo4601
    @dingo4601 4 года назад +3

    I want this series back so badly...

  • @creepyloner1979
    @creepyloner1979 10 лет назад +60

    everyone in france and the uk just collectively facepalmed.

    • @Tomskii5
      @Tomskii5 10 лет назад

      Everyone in Europe you mean.

    • @gabrieltenorio7707
      @gabrieltenorio7707 10 лет назад +8

      Tomskii5 Maltfalc Everyone in South America is laughing =P

    • @AddigamaTV
      @AddigamaTV 10 лет назад +4

      Se German is laughing :D

    • @TheMrQuackles
      @TheMrQuackles 10 лет назад

      DONKEY

    • @TheMrQuackles
      @TheMrQuackles 10 лет назад +1

      Bob Mitt Who is hating on the US? The company who made this game is french dumb ass

  • @Skankhunt42....
    @Skankhunt42.... 8 лет назад +25

    Watching two years later and still funny as hell literally cant breath im laughing that much

  • @novatheraven
    @novatheraven 2 года назад +2

    “THAT WAS JUST THE BEGINNING OF THE GAME” perfect assassins creed fan already

  • @Campy_Camel
    @Campy_Camel 10 лет назад +4

    Arse? They're FRENCH! YOU'RE FRENCH! Lmaoooo.

  • @Handicaptain
    @Handicaptain 3 года назад +5

    Is it weird that I feel surprised and a mild sense of proudness knowing that Conan knows his history pretty well?

  • @ielizabethm2
    @ielizabethm2 8 лет назад +6

    It is my second time watching this while being in the process of playing my first Assassin's Creed II game myself because I just want to have more of an understanding than I did before and watching this again made it twice as hilarious! I will never be tired of watching this. Ever.

  • @lachauntiswashington231
    @lachauntiswashington231 Год назад +4

    I really want clueless gamer to come back. I love it when its just them.😂😂😂

  • @moo_moon128
    @moo_moon128 3 года назад +8

    "I bet they do it."
    "Adoption? Do it"
    This.....after knowing the fact that conan is 100% irish.

  • @markaaroneugenio4036
    @markaaroneugenio4036 5 лет назад +6

    Conan was kinda predicted what's happening to France now. Amazing.

  • @Glass337
    @Glass337 8 лет назад +37

    "I've been here for six days."

  • @dookieshoes3585
    @dookieshoes3585 Год назад +5

    Welcome back. Wasn’t the first and won’t be the last time you go on a clueless gamer binge

  • @thaxaspeckle2542
    @thaxaspeckle2542 3 года назад +4

    When Conan referenced Marat, I was reminded that Conan studied History and literature at Harvard. He seems to be knowledgeable in History.

  • @baaloulou
    @baaloulou 2 года назад +8

    I watch this over and over and over again at different times, years and episodes of my life 😂

  • @andristefanus
    @andristefanus 8 лет назад +23

    it'll be hilarious if conan plays the bugged one

  • @edwardota1991
    @edwardota1991 6 лет назад +2

    It's amazing how great his reactions are!! Someone from the outside viewing what's in!

  • @kingmilli22
    @kingmilli22 4 года назад +3

    Anyone else notice at 7:40 when Aron says "you're actually pretty good at this!" the camera pans and Conan is using his left hand to reach all the way to the opposite side of the controller?

  • @SilverZone430
    @SilverZone430 8 лет назад +6

    1:41
    "I will return when this hand reach it the top" - Kid father said
    "At least of course i'm killed. Then i'll never be back" - Conan said
    Omg i keep laughing

  • @jarretlauinger1455
    @jarretlauinger1455 4 года назад +1

    I wanna see the unedited version of all of these idc if they are 3 hours long I’ll still watch them

  • @ShowlidSnake
    @ShowlidSnake 10 лет назад +28

    Conan is getting even funnier!

  • @Saurischian
    @Saurischian 2 года назад +3

    The theatrical labor disputes line is so damn witty and epic

  • @Ochikrasnye
    @Ochikrasnye 8 лет назад +38

    Conan - "You be soft" That's what my wife told to me on our wedding night. 😂😂😂

  • @MikeHeldTheWorld
    @MikeHeldTheWorld 10 лет назад +228

    Why does Conan play most things on xbox? Just curious, not trying to start a war.

    • @FlyntofRWBY
      @FlyntofRWBY 10 лет назад +236

      Cause Xbox is better.
      lol jk. Either Microsoft payed him more to play on the Xbox One than Sony did for the PS4, or it's because the controller is more user friendly than the PS4 controller.

    • @TheRealAmerica1776
      @TheRealAmerica1776 10 лет назад +20

      he gets all the shit from the developers like for COD AW he got a developers xbox console

    • @sst710
      @sst710 10 лет назад +47

      He's played games on the PS too

    • @loveunit21
      @loveunit21 10 лет назад +12

      Maybe Microsoft paid him and give him the games. Not really sure

    • @Perceus589
      @Perceus589 10 лет назад +13

      Cuz best played on xbox one cuz its number one and it has tv.........
      NOT!!! Ps4 all the way (consolewise)

  • @mrhandsome513
    @mrhandsome513 8 лет назад +23

    there better be a Battlefield 1 Clueless Gamer coming ASAP

  • @DZH-ds7ix
    @DZH-ds7ix 4 года назад +1

    Why I just couldn’t stop watching Conna’s!!??

  • @Dcook85
    @Dcook85 9 лет назад +25

    You be soft LOL.
    Conan's reaction to the back story is EXACTLY my reaction to it.

  • @ispecialz_1s129
    @ispecialz_1s129 8 лет назад +42

    "U be soft"

  • @allieSunl
    @allieSunl 3 года назад +2

    This is the first one I think he genuinely enjoyed playing.

  • @taffysaur
    @taffysaur 5 лет назад +4

    Lol, I just love the little comments he makes as he’s actually engrossed in what’s happening.
    “(Gasp!) That’s the watch! My father gave it to me!”
    “He called me pisspot!”

  • @maddyx3711
    @maddyx3711 8 лет назад +18

    3:26 : I literally died!!! Fell off my chair >:_D

    • @JohnJohnson-my8zg
      @JohnJohnson-my8zg 8 лет назад +17

      Maddy :x if u literally died then this message if really amazing

  • @Kmichaelcook87
    @Kmichaelcook87 4 месяца назад +2

    “Why would we, when we could continue collecting receipts and getting involved in theatrical labor disputes?” 😂 100% my experience playing assassins creed