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This is a brilliant way for Conan to connect with a younger audience. He brings the old school tv wit to the gaming generation and it fits like a glove
He grew up in the rising dawn & golden age of public arcade gaming and the first consoles and home computers, so I guarantee he brought input into doing this, and simply makes fun of how relatively sophisticated gaming has gotten since he put down his "pong paddle".
Say what you will about Pokémon. It's been selling mad and I'm sure is to Nintendo as Ipods are to Apple. Otherwise, you just need to get past that Mario can breathe underwater, shoot fireballs underwater, or otherwise fly around the universe at warp 9
i particularly love how Conan's proposed Nintendo game character is "Jib Jub." when he wrote for _The Simpsons,_ he created the name of JUB JUB, Patty's pet iguana.
MrMarioMan369 Right, but when he was announced for Smash Bros, they presented him in a way that made him look like a murderous axe wielder with spoon hands.
I'm not from the US, or from America in general, if they asked me I would have said Jefferson, so don't go around assuming things. Nothing is true, everything is permitted.
@@stevecosmolove1045 calm down bro, the guy's just talking about how Conan's jibberish like "jib jub" and "blip blarp" sounds like Rick and Morty characters' names
No offense, but at first I thought your avatar was a picture of a cross-dressing vampire (due to the condensed nature of it). After clicking on it, I can clearly see it's not.
Not gonna lie... From what I've seen, here, Conan is the BEST first-time Smash player I've seen. Especially one who doesn't play games! He was rolling, using air attacks, smash attacks, the works! Well done!
BOBBY Hernandez But that is totally ...bias. Not everyone is interesting in history. As long as they live without doing harm to the others, they are doing fine
How do people find this offensive? I love Super Smash Bros. and I died of laughter. This was hilarious! When he pointed out how Kirby was trying to clap I lost it. "He doesn't have arms, just tumorous benign growth"
zackolot No, it really isn't. That would be like calling a dingo, a hyena. They look only slightly similar, and their only relation is being in the order of Carnivora - different family, genus, and species.
I noticed two things in life recently; Kpop fans and Gamers get offended about everything. Everyone getting offended by this are probably 30-40 year old man childs. He's a comedian, this is what he does (he's joking if you didn't comprehend that yet) and he's damn successful at doing that too, obviously.
I thought jokes were meant to be funny, this is just sad. Basically he's trying to get in on what the internet has been doing for years, which is even sadder.
LordanMasterHaruhi At least he is trying; I mean hosting your own talk show and actually going outside and doing things, because he's so rich explains why he doesn't know whats going on with the internet, because he doesn't sit in front of a computer 24/7 (now thats sad) he actually has a business, money, family. He doesn't need the internet like most low lives do. And he is funny. Millions of people think so too.
Wait, people actually get offended by this? C'mon, I'm a huge Nintendo fan, and I can take a few jokes. C'mon people, don't let people from Sony or Microsoft get the idea that "all nintendo fans can't take a joke"
I am older than Conan; I kept upgrading consoles, then PCs for my son through the years, then finally learned TF2 for myself last year. I totally get the gag, its pretty darn good.
It's just too obvious, man. Thankfully we're all aware of it now...that'll stop his plans for a little longer... (Seriously though, Conan is probably aware of the memes)
George "Thug" Washington + Homeboy John Adams Homeking John Adams + Jefferson the Dude with the Plan Jefferson the Dude who Finished His Plan + Aaron Burr, Law Cheater + James Madison, Bro of the Consitution James Madison, King of the West + Elbridge Who the Hell Garry James Did I Do Something Monroe + Daniel Who Thompkins John Fat Adams + Other John Andrew Yo I'm a Twenty Jackson + Martin Van Bald Buren Martin Van Buren + Richard not-really-a-mentor Johnson William Damn Why Ain't I Retired Harrison + Thug Tyler Lone Wolf Tyler James K. Doesn't Know How to Polka + George Mayor of Philadelphia and not Dallas Zachary Taylor, the Man With the Gun + MILLHOUSE MANASTORM!...I mean Millard Fillmore Millhouse Manastorm Franklin Dapper + William Dapper James Buchanan, not the Buchanan in 24 + John C. Break-ridges Abe Lincoln, Vampire Hunter...right? + Hannibal Lector...I mean Hamlin + Andrew Yo Didn't We Do Him Already Johnson Andrew Johnson "Fuck Abe Got Shot!" Ulysses "Dragonslayer" S. Grant + Schuyler Actually Useful Colfax + Henry Screw Slave Power Wilson Rutherford B. Hayes...who is he again? + William A. Wheelchair...what do you mean that's another president? James A Man From Ohio and not Garfield the cat + Yo dude rolled solo Grover Cleveland...not that Cleveland + Thomas A. Hendricks, Hey Democrats (post-civil war, don't get too offended) Ain't So Bad In the North! Benjamin Harrison "The Senate is better anyway" + Adlai Steve...he is legally able to hold his position, right? William McKinley, "I won a war, guise" + Moustache man + Rooster man Theodore YEE-HAW Roostervelvet + Charles W. HOLY CRAP WHERE IS HIS FACE TAFT. That is all you need to know. + Sunny Jim Woodrow "Keep Us Out of Wa--What? Oh, he actually got us into the war. Well, we won, didn't we? What do you mean Canada carried us? Get out of here, commie." + Thomas R. Cool Enough to be a Field Marshal Warren G. Hardon + Calvin Coolaid Saint Coolaid + Charles Darwin...I mean Charles G. Dawes Hoover the Man who was on top of the Crashing World + Charles...he has Native American blood? Franklin Roostervelvet + A bunch of people Harry S. Trueman and not a Commie, man! + DUDE THIS GUY AGREED TO PROHIBITION SCREW HIM God General Eisenhower + Richard "Aren't you too old to be president?" Nexon....I mean Nixon. Screw Nexon. TV Chose Kennedy, Radio Chose Nixon. TV won + Lyndon B. Johnson "Better even out our votes" Lyndon "Better Pick Up the Pieces" Johnson + "Human rights" Humphrey Richard "No, seriously, aren't you too old to be president?" Nixon + People, I guess. Gerald "Good Thing He Doesn't Make Fords" + Art Rockefeller Jimmy...oh my goodness he is still alive better not say anything bad about him...Carter + Walter Mondale King of Team Reagan + Bush Senior Bush Senior + Who? Quayle? Yeah, sure, whatever. CLING-TON, Leader of "Earth" + I'm Super Cereal, Guise. Manbearpig is OUT THERE. Bush "You Are With Us or You Are Against Us. Neutral or too-small-to-make-a-difference apparently means nothing." George. I swear, that isn't backwards. + Dick, yeah, yeah, Cheney I'm sure you know who this is + Michelle Obama + Joe Mumble umad?
2 years later and this is still one of the funniest videos I've seen in my life. Clueless Gamer is probably the premier reason I'm subscribed to this channel.
If people around the US don't know who was the 2nd president... I don't think that changes anything really. Not knowing random history facts doesn't suddenly ruin a nation. :P
To be fair a more relevant question would be: Who is the current vice president? Most people I know cant answer that. Hes just trying to make the point that most people invest themselves too much into tv, sports, games, etc and not enough into real life.
Sometimes I feel bad for the "nerd of the staff" forgot his name. I can tell he truly loves playing games and sometimes is really excited about a game and then Conan just shits all over it, but its funny and I know he doesn't feel bad or anything xd
Well my point was just even though I know that he knows its just jokin around and isn't bothered by it. Sometimes I feel bad for him probably because I can tell he loves games and I had plenty times when I am excited about a game and have a friend try it they act like Conan xd I like clueless gamer and love the dianamic I can just relate I guess xd
Wilbert Beltman I don't feel bad at all. Dude probably gets paid a lot to play games and he gets to be on TV and all. Plus Conan is ass to everyone; not personal.
if you just stop and think about how STRANGE the mario universe must have sounded on paper when miyamoto first came up with the concept back in the early 80s...i'd have to agree.
@@ktm3644 They're offended by just the mention of the word "tumor", since it pertains to cancer, so he added "benign" in the hopes that they wouldn't be offended, or at lest less offended.
"so fairy beats dragon, ghost beats ghost and fighting beats steel" "how many types are there?" "17" "AND YOU KNOW ALL OF THEM, AND WHAT THEY DO" "yes"
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Maybe
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he has freckles?
Why cant you see them?
WHY THE ZELDA HATE?
instablaster.
Aaron is the kind of friend everyone should have and deserves.
100th like
Thank you for saying that
I wish I had friends that would be fun
The one that gets made fun of a lot but everyone still loves him
Everyone makes fun of him for his love of nerdy stuff. But he would 100% pick you up at the airport at 3am if you asked him to.
“I wish this game was about A guy taking a walk trying to find a cookie” close enough to death stranding
Conan is in that game.
@@OvertheHedge06 too many celebrities in that damn game imho.
@@dranzerjetli5126 I may have gone far in a few places....I think
Sounds like the next Walking simulator.
I want some of what your on!
This is a brilliant way for Conan to connect with a younger audience. He brings the old school tv wit to the gaming generation and it fits like a glove
yeah I love watching these two worlds colliding, they are so different that the contrast makes it funny
Yes!
Would you say it fits like a...Power Glove?
He grew up in the rising dawn & golden age of public arcade gaming and the first consoles and home computers, so I guarantee he brought input into doing this, and simply makes fun of how relatively sophisticated gaming has gotten since he put down his "pong paddle".
Conan's staff are more interesting and fun to watch on clueless gamer than most if not 99% or all of the celebrity guests.
Agree
"So it's the homicidal spoon hand boy versus Jared Leto"
+Jordan Moore haha
Jordan Moore QA
😭
Suicide Squad in a nutshell
"So everyone at Nintendo is on acid"
Pretty much for the last 10 years
I bet the trillions of yen they got selling Wii's and DS's buys a lot of LSD! =D
Try the last 30 XD
Say what you will about Pokémon. It's been selling mad and I'm sure is to Nintendo as Ipods are to Apple.
Otherwise, you just need to get past that Mario can breathe underwater, shoot fireballs underwater, or otherwise fly around the universe at warp 9
ugxsan 130
thejoser Since the DAWN OF TIME.
"So another game from the 70's can break out at any second." Wow, that got me.
i particularly love how Conan's proposed Nintendo game character is "Jib Jub." when he wrote for _The Simpsons,_ he created the name of JUB JUB, Patty's pet iguana.
That's an informative trivia 😁
He just kept saying Jub Jub
He also uses Blip Blorp to describe characters in this game and the spacepeople in Among Us, so maybe they're both common Conan-isms
rofl best comment
He actually got the name into Star Wars: The Force Awakens.
4:08
Conan actually agrees with the majority of the fanbase. Wow.
+Jack Carson That's what I thought! :D
+Kevin Pfam I am wondering too.
***** Sean Connery Well, who else is mentioned during the time stamp that I indicated in the original comment?
Jack Carson OK, I didn't get that, because it's the first time I see this character.
I love how Conan has no idea what Animal Crossing is and who the villager is, but he describes him PERFECTLY!
The Villager's murderous description has nothing to do with Animal Crossing.
MrMarioMan369
Right, but when he was announced for Smash Bros, they presented him in a way that made him look like a murderous axe wielder with spoon hands.
YES! XD I laughed so hard at that I thought I was going to die.
I wonder what Conan would think of Bayonetta...
Is there a birthday suit bayonetta? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+MrGamerTH well there was an ongoing joke in screw attack about her final smash
+Kaiju RoshugunVA she is naked in her game tho
MrGamerTH
WOW
***** LOL sounds about right. That's Conan enough for me
Only true gamers know who John Adams is.
Wasssup360 😂you mean non true gamers lmao
Wasssup360 assassins creed 3
Who?
Wtf you mean true gamers
Jonna ayyyyy thats my boi
"Are you familiar with Skyloft from Zelda?"
Yes.
"You're fired tomorrow."
THE VILLAGER LOOKS LIKE ONE OF THOSE PUPPETS FROM HORROR MOVIES THAT COME TO LIFE AND MURDERS EVERYONE. Basically.
Spoons for hands... They're obviously knobs, Conan.
I actually loved this video
James Straub He hit the nail on the head with that one.
XD
i love how unironically Kirby applauds the actual winner. no grudge there.
No those are his benign tumors wiggling
why have grudge when you're a god?
rofl best comment
"why would we fight if were in the middle of a willy wonka nightmare"
4:44 He says "Why would we fight, WHEN we're in the middle of a willy wonka nightmare"
Aaron is the web guy, Kramer does a lot of things, and Jordan has various tasks😂😂
No, Aaron is the biggest nerd on staff. lol
Me : Yeah right 🤣
Please Nintendo, add a Conan character and make him an elf that throws cookies.
You can probably do it yourself with the mii
Thumastr12 Something official from Nintendo would be much cooler though.
Groot and irrelevant within a few years.
luigigamerocker I seriously doubt Conan will be irrelevant in a few years.
Make a Conan Mii and add it to the game.
My biggest complaint with the game, they didn't go with Conan's box art.
*****
So rare there's only ONE in circulation ;)
***** :0
Every smash player agrees.
Weebs
I can't believe that they didn't know the second US president, everyone knows it Papa John
CaptainHawk Who cares though, they were racists.
Highly Adept and according to people 200 years in the future, you're a racist.
Nope, it's colonel sanders
Highly Adept John Adams was an abolitionist.
I'm not from the US, or from America in general, if they asked me I would have said Jefferson, so don't go around assuming things. Nothing is true, everything is permitted.
2:49 Conan would make it as a writer in Rick and Morty
He was a writer for the Simpsons earlier in his career
ikr that was something straight out of there
hey show some respect to Conan
love Ricky and Morty just saying, the man pioneered and inspired the time and space that made Ricky+Morty possible, show the man some respect
@@stevecosmolove1045 calm down bro, the guy's just talking about how Conan's jibberish like "jib jub" and "blip blarp" sounds like Rick and Morty characters' names
"Game. Good. We play now. Fire" haha
Is that how Melee player acted in the stone age?
Caw Muhn!
This is gold. Start your own gaming channel already conan :)
but he never did :(
😢
haha dude best comment ever
"He looks like a puppet that comes to life and kills everyone"..... If only he knew..... We all fear the villager... All hail Villager
Lord Murabito shall return
RIP Kakyoin. DIO got rid of you.
+Kakyoin Noriaki Perfect for a horror movie
+Kakyoin Noriaki The Killager
It's ironic because Conan looks like Howdy Dudy.
4:14 "So it's the homicidal spoon-hand boy Vs Jared Leto."
No offense, but at first I thought your avatar was a picture of a cross-dressing vampire (due to the condensed nature of it). After clicking on it, I can clearly see it's not.
Oh man, the banter... I've been watching these for an hour now and my face hurts from laughing
spray32 Same tbh
Watching Conan is the best exercise for your jaws
Is there a BIRTHDAY suit Samus hahahahaha
Same
Conan is great. Makes me want to pay for cable.
Not gonna lie... From what I've seen, here, Conan is the BEST first-time Smash player I've seen. Especially one who doesn't play games! He was rolling, using air attacks, smash attacks, the works! Well done!
SuperSonic68 plus he makes it funny
SuperSonic68 super smash bros mele for game cube is so easy...... imm always gonna like super smash bros 64
SuperSonic68 They have a pro gamer off camera doing the actual playing.
scrooge McFuck Are you high? Melee is MUCH faster and has a lot more advanced mechanics. I love both games, but what you said just isnt true...
Typ waa yeah, let's call glitches just advanced mechanics from now on.
Alright dammit, one more, ONE MORE Conan video. Then go the hell to sleep
Me right now and it's almost 3 am.
That was me about 3 hours ago...
Same, 3.33 here 😅
I woke up in 3am and just binge watching Conan again
2 years later : just one more
“Kramer what do you do on the show?”
“Uhh, a lot of things.”
“Yeah. Right.”
@J Z he roasts everyone
@J Z yes. It's obviously a joke. Do you have any sense of humor?
@J Z jeez
Various related tasks is always the answer we are looking for
i know! 10000% accurate
My life would be complete if i could ever play video games with Conan.
me too just imagine dead or alive beach volley ball i would die !
"Is there a birthday suit Samus?"
Rule 34, Conan... Rule 34.
I thought of the ending of the og Metroid, but you are so right
pretty sure someone modded SSBB on Wii to make it.
Jacob Jacob can confirm
122223
Well "Samus does go on Unknown Planets" very often
"Birthday Suit Samus" I'm supported by an Iron lung now.
There's was a mod for SSBB
But that was a long time ago lol 😂
There are plenty of Rule 34 animations.
You can see how much conan loves history when Aaron failed to answer his sudden quiz 🤣
Lmao right ?
To see if he knows a little 😂
his name is jib jub, hes a glib glorb, he goes to gimbar!
+Zedisded sounds like he could write for Rick and Morty
#jibjubforsmash
Jib Jub DLC confirmed
@@lemonade2473 it's a video. How were you watching the video and reading the comments at the same time? #fakenews #liarface
@@garysimmons3166 do u not have a mobile phone gary?
Homocidal Spoonhand Guy vs. Jared Leto
My two mains
I'm gonna print out that Conan cover and put it on my copy of Smash Bros
I'm honestly not sure if I've ever heard a better idea.
We need him to draw a new cover for Ultimate, too!
I cannot believe how conan is so accurate with the games characters and im so happy he picked villager hes my favourite chaotic son
*looks at Stag Beatle* Conan: "Why do I have a cockroach?"
Died.
Rhino beetle, not stag.
LOL
Lmao same
Japanese stag beetle
Hey, Power Rangers currently thinks a rhinoceros beetle is a mantis.
For those who actually don't know, John Adams was the second president. Jefferson was third.
you learn something new every day
Courage Ekhaguere and forget it instantly
Jacob Brown I was right!
For some reason I thought his name was Sam Adams lol
I can't believe that one guy thought the second president was *Abraham Lincoln* ....cripes
"I wish it only had one button" -- looks like it's time for Conan to play Kirby Air Ride.
. w f. :/ ou'll
Time for him to play Bayonetta you mean xD
“I love these yoga pants.”
*falls off an airplane*
Famous last words
"I looove these Yoga pants..." *gets hit in the ass with a barrel and falls off-screen* XD
Conan is racist against elfs
+RyGuyTheGamer Conan is Racist Twards Link
+Jared “Philly” Philbrick link is a elf * face palm *
elfist
+Clone Squad Elfobic?
+RyGuyTheGamer funny fact, link and zelda are humans.
4:00 Funny how what Conan says about the villager is surprisingly accurate.
“Why would we do any fighting if we are in the middle of a Willy Wonka nightmare?!”
Today I learned that the 2nd American President was John Adams.
and I muttered 'Thomas Jefferson....?'
2nd president is bill clinton dmbass!!!
Indeed! Whoever said watching Conan remotes wasn't educational?
No joke I'm not American nor have I ever lived there but even I knew that it was John Adams... smh
I'm talking to John
"America just lost." Haha omg
Those words have taken on a terrible new meaning, haven't they?
Lol
@@ericwood3709 yessir
It reflects how distracted we are and how we focus more on games than history
BOBBY Hernandez But that is totally ...bias. Not everyone is interesting in history. As long as they live without doing harm to the others, they are doing fine
Is this the birth of the Killager? Technically I think Conan is the first person to point out that Villager looks like a homicidal maniac.
Nah, it's been a thing since E3
Huh? That was a thing since Smash 4 was first announced.
H Mulford yeah
Lol this was during the E3 so it may be.
Echocookie I was gonna say that
"Kirby is something left over on a construction site" 😂😂😂😂 im dying
this had me laughing in tears 😭
"His name's jib jub. what is he? He's a blip blarp. What's he do? He goes to gimbar." that was hysterical
How do people find this offensive? I love Super Smash Bros. and I died of laughter. This was hilarious! When he pointed out how Kirby was trying to clap I lost it. "He doesn't have arms, just tumorous benign growth"
Funny how Conan asks "who was our second president" immediately after calling a horned beetle a cockroach :P
It's a fairly common mistake for people who never played animal crossing...
zackolot What? Why? It's not like a horned beetle only exists in Animal Crossing.
zackolot Or understand science.
great catch
zackolot No, it really isn't. That would be like calling a dingo, a hyena. They look only slightly similar, and their only relation is being in the order of Carnivora - different family, genus, and species.
"Mario is applauding sarcastically."
And he lost to his arch enemy, Bowser.
Conan has hit Aaron so many times he even flinches with Conan goes to pat him on the back.
"tumorous benign growth" killing me conan
Omg Conan is brilliant in this one, quite a few of his jokes have a level of truth to them.
Like Zero Suit Samus being Rawwrrrr worthy? Yeah, I don't think anyone disagrees with that.
Can birthday suit samus be a mod please? IF THERE IS ANYONE GOOD AT MAKING MODS PLEASE BEGIN DEVELOPMENT
"I think this is a fantastically imaginative game, I myself wish it were simpler." I can almost hear Sakurai dying inside at that.
2:33 the editors' comedic timing is genius in all of conan's sketches. hilarious!
“Is this one of the guys from Daft Punk?”
I noticed two things in life recently;
Kpop fans and Gamers get offended about everything. Everyone getting offended by this are probably 30-40 year old man childs.
He's a comedian, this is what he does (he's joking if you didn't comprehend that yet) and he's damn successful at doing that too, obviously.
I thought jokes were meant to be funny, this is just sad. Basically he's trying to get in on what the internet has been doing for years, which is even sadder.
LordanMasterHaruhi At least he is trying; I mean hosting your own talk show and actually going outside and doing things, because he's so rich explains why he doesn't know whats going on with the internet, because he doesn't sit in front of a computer 24/7 (now thats sad) he actually has a business, money, family. He doesn't need the internet like most low lives do. And he is funny. Millions of people think so too.
2:27 I’m Dead he has no reaction and cuts straight to him chatting again 🤣🤣🤣
This is probably my favorite gag in all of Clueless Gamer. Haha!
Wait, people actually get offended by this? C'mon, I'm a huge Nintendo fan, and I can take a few jokes. C'mon people, don't let people from Sony or Microsoft get the idea that "all nintendo fans can't take a joke"
This.
100% agree with you, i dont know why people are taking this videos so serioues, they are just jokes after all lol
I love Nintendo games, I'm very excited for the new Super Smash Bros., and I still find this hilarious.
I am older than Conan; I kept upgrading consoles, then PCs for my son through the years, then finally learned TF2 for myself last year. I totally get the gag, its pretty darn good.
He dissed Link and Zelda. There is no forgiveness.
That is not a cockroach, it's a beetle.
A stag beetle, to be more precise.
also known as kabuto in japan.
Jeffrey Bok Also known as Kabutops, after its evolution.
Kuebel350 roflmao
Kuebel350 And then later it became a beetlesaurus regina.
Even HE knows the Villager is a serial killer!
It's just too obvious, man. Thankfully we're all aware of it now...that'll stop his plans for a little longer...
(Seriously though, Conan is probably aware of the memes)
It's all in his eyes.
"WHY IS HE HOLDING A COCKROACH?!"
Well, how do you think serial killers usually are like? XD
*So you are basically King Kong, and I’m an anaemic, eyeless, yoga instructor*
Conan for Smash
Conan wins the Ballot.
+ThatGiambalvoGuy Conan for next anouncer......after markiplier
Kaiju RoshugunVA
Oooh. I could actually see Markiplier being a pretty good announcer. For Smash and Street Fighter
ThatGiambalvoGuy
cause it's epic??
+Kaiju RoshugunVA fuck markiplier he doesn't even play smash
All gamers googled "who was our second president" after watching this video.
hey Christopher Yin :D
hey josh
see you at the crazy love bible study this Friday!
George "Thug" Washington + Homeboy John Adams
Homeking John Adams + Jefferson the Dude with the Plan
Jefferson the Dude who Finished His Plan + Aaron Burr, Law Cheater + James Madison, Bro of the Consitution
James Madison, King of the West + Elbridge Who the Hell Garry
James Did I Do Something Monroe + Daniel Who Thompkins
John Fat Adams + Other John
Andrew Yo I'm a Twenty Jackson + Martin Van Bald Buren
Martin Van Buren + Richard not-really-a-mentor Johnson
William Damn Why Ain't I Retired Harrison + Thug Tyler
Lone Wolf Tyler
James K. Doesn't Know How to Polka + George Mayor of Philadelphia and not Dallas
Zachary Taylor, the Man With the Gun + MILLHOUSE MANASTORM!...I mean Millard Fillmore
Millhouse Manastorm
Franklin Dapper + William Dapper
James Buchanan, not the Buchanan in 24 + John C. Break-ridges
Abe Lincoln, Vampire Hunter...right? + Hannibal Lector...I mean Hamlin + Andrew Yo Didn't We Do Him Already Johnson
Andrew Johnson "Fuck Abe Got Shot!"
Ulysses "Dragonslayer" S. Grant + Schuyler Actually Useful Colfax + Henry Screw Slave Power Wilson
Rutherford B. Hayes...who is he again? + William A. Wheelchair...what do you mean that's another president?
James A Man From Ohio and not Garfield the cat + Yo dude rolled solo
Grover Cleveland...not that Cleveland + Thomas A. Hendricks, Hey Democrats (post-civil war, don't get too offended) Ain't So Bad In the North!
Benjamin Harrison "The Senate is better anyway" + Adlai Steve...he is legally able to hold his position, right?
William McKinley, "I won a war, guise" + Moustache man + Rooster man
Theodore YEE-HAW Roostervelvet + Charles W. HOLY CRAP WHERE IS HIS FACE
TAFT. That is all you need to know. + Sunny Jim
Woodrow "Keep Us Out of Wa--What? Oh, he actually got us into the war. Well, we won, didn't we? What do you mean Canada carried us? Get out of here, commie." + Thomas R. Cool Enough to be a Field Marshal
Warren G. Hardon + Calvin Coolaid
Saint Coolaid + Charles Darwin...I mean Charles G. Dawes
Hoover the Man who was on top of the Crashing World + Charles...he has Native American blood?
Franklin Roostervelvet + A bunch of people
Harry S. Trueman and not a Commie, man! + DUDE THIS GUY AGREED TO PROHIBITION SCREW HIM
God General Eisenhower + Richard "Aren't you too old to be president?" Nexon....I mean Nixon. Screw Nexon.
TV Chose Kennedy, Radio Chose Nixon. TV won + Lyndon B. Johnson "Better even out our votes"
Lyndon "Better Pick Up the Pieces" Johnson + "Human rights" Humphrey
Richard "No, seriously, aren't you too old to be president?" Nixon + People, I guess.
Gerald "Good Thing He Doesn't Make Fords" + Art Rockefeller
Jimmy...oh my goodness he is still alive better not say anything bad about him...Carter + Walter Mondale
King of Team Reagan + Bush Senior
Bush Senior + Who? Quayle? Yeah, sure, whatever.
CLING-TON, Leader of "Earth" + I'm Super Cereal, Guise. Manbearpig is OUT THERE.
Bush "You Are With Us or You Are Against Us. Neutral or too-small-to-make-a-difference apparently means nothing." George. I swear, that isn't backwards. + Dick, yeah, yeah, Cheney
I'm sure you know who this is + Michelle Obama + Joe Mumble
umad?
no
2 years later and this is still one of the funniest videos I've seen in my life. Clueless Gamer is probably the premier reason I'm subscribed to this channel.
Clueless Gamer and Jordan Schlansky videos are ther best
Triumph: *Am I a joke to you?*
Wiki Bear: *I'm Wiki-Bear!*
time for my annual conan binge. surprised it's come so early this year
I’m here for annual binge
8:01 Hey look, Conan's playing competitively!
DOES SKILLZZZZ
He was holding a beetle...
+Sahil Gupta #hahaifoundanerror
+Nicole S No, that's actually a beetle.
+Nicole S It's a stag beetle
Nicole S
Justfuckinggoogleit.com
Nicole S
Cause you're too stupid to realise what kind of insect that is.
"Hey, gang, we're having a street fight, grab a flower!"
I main Homicidal Spoonhand Boy and Jared Leto.
My main is Anemic Eyeless Yoga Instructor
I'm waiting for them to announce Jib Jub.
If people around the US don't know who was the 2nd president...
I don't think that changes anything really. Not knowing random history facts doesn't suddenly ruin a nation. :P
It's easy guys John Adams, Geez.
I'm not from the US, I wouldn't know really :P
To be fair a more relevant question would be: Who is the current vice president? Most people I know cant answer that. Hes just trying to make the point that most people invest themselves too much into tv, sports, games, etc and not enough into real life.
Nice profile pic.
8:32 Someone needs to tell Conan about walking simulators...
this is truly a testament to how naturally funny Conan is, even when unintentionally describing the premise of Cookie Clicker
That's a beetle, Conan.
Kabuto Beetle.
He's too rich to recognize what a roach looks like...
Someone ought to do a Fan Correction
ooh i think he's made an error...
a cockroach is a beetle. silly :P
5:20
"YOU KNOW ALL THIS SHIT!!!!"
Probably one of my favorite videos on RUclips.
“Oh he was sleeping with his sleeping cap! He woke up when he was having his nap!”
funny thing, that's exactly how A Link to the Past begins.
Sona deserves so many props. I love her dynamic with Conan. So funny how she mockingly panders to him.
"Why do I have a cockroach?"
Conan, that's clearly a beetle.
"how do i make jimmy carter show up... and just bum me out" lmao
“What ideas do they edit out at Nintendo” This aged well (gamefreak)…
Sometimes I feel bad for the "nerd of the staff" forgot his name. I can tell he truly loves playing games and sometimes is really excited about a game and then Conan just shits all over it, but its funny and I know he doesn't feel bad or anything xd
He's his producer lol
Well my point was just even though I know that he knows its just jokin around and isn't bothered by it. Sometimes I feel bad for him probably because I can tell he loves games and I had plenty times when I am excited about a game and have a friend try it they act like Conan xd I like clueless gamer and love the dianamic I can just relate I guess xd
Wilbert Beltman he probably knows it's just for comedy
Aaron blair.....or blairt? I believe. I do get what you mean though. I think banters well with conan, but of course now it is nothing but celebs
Wilbert Beltman I don't feel bad at all. Dude probably gets paid a lot to play games and he gets to be on TV and all. Plus Conan is ass to everyone; not personal.
''Everyone at Nintendo is on acid'' XD
if you just stop and think about how STRANGE the mario universe must have sounded on paper when miyamoto first came up with the concept back in the early 80s...i'd have to agree.
All the brick blocks the you destroy for gold are people that got changed........creppy isn't it
AegonTheConqueror Not people, Toads. They act like people, but nobody actually cares about them, so it's fine. :P
.. all the time!
ZombifiedDuder Toad......Key word is coming........PEOPLE lol
we really need to see conan go back to this.
I’ve never heard anyone make a cat sound to a Nintendo girl. Ever.
You have now.
"I said benign, so please don't write in" lol
Lol. Being in the business that long, he knew what would be coming. It's crazy what people take offense to.
@@ktm3644 They're offended by just the mention of the word "tumor", since it pertains to cancer, so he added "benign" in the hopes that they wouldn't be offended, or at lest less offended.
I want to see Conan play a match of pokemon.
I'd pay to see him at at VGC competition lmao
"so fairy beats dragon, ghost beats ghost and fighting beats steel"
"how many types are there?"
"17"
"AND YOU KNOW ALL OF THEM, AND WHAT THEY DO"
"yes"
I can name every single character in this game and their back story and name every pokemon and I still know the second president is John Adams.
What is known as "the date that will live in infamy"? And who was the president in office at this time?
Quickly there is still hope for America!!!!
k.
R. Robin Pearl Harbor Day, Franklin Delano Roosevelt as President.
Magmaster13 ya I can't know if you Google searched it or actually knew that but you got it right
i love how he was right about villager being a "puppet in a horror movie that comes to life and murders everyone"
Honestly, this is pretty funny
conan allways is
Oh hi, damn i used to watch your channel a lot a few years back. Guess its time to bindge watch all the episodes again heh
All of his clueless gamer is
“I wish there was one button, move forward and eat cookie”
Conan you just described an Atari game
“WHY IS PONG HERE?!?”
2:46 this aged like fine wine considering the leaks
2:45 I love Kirby but that's basically the idea behind his construction... he could easily be describing Kirby there xD
Conan's perfect for casual game reviews. Always humorous and never taking himself too seriously.
when you thought you would never like this series because you're not a gamer but then realized how wrong you were because this is Conan.
“Look at her skin, you can tell she’s totally vegan” 😂😂hahaha