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  • @TeamCoco
    @TeamCoco  4 года назад +240

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  • @bahaibrahim4680
    @bahaibrahim4680 5 лет назад +3992

    “I wish this game was about A guy taking a walk trying to find a cookie” close enough to death stranding

    • @OvertheHedge06
      @OvertheHedge06 5 лет назад +111

      Conan is in that game.

    • @dranzerjetli5126
      @dranzerjetli5126 5 лет назад +34

      @@OvertheHedge06 too many celebrities in that damn game imho.

    • @hideofreakingkojima5457
      @hideofreakingkojima5457 4 года назад +14

      @@dranzerjetli5126 I may have gone far in a few places....I think

    • @Jireblade
      @Jireblade 4 года назад +7

      Sounds like the next Walking simulator.

    • @Vodaph0ne
      @Vodaph0ne 4 года назад +3

      I want some of what your on!

  • @CoolPandaTheMovieNerd
    @CoolPandaTheMovieNerd 5 лет назад +5561

    Aaron is the kind of friend everyone should have and deserves.

    • @iplayforfun2194
      @iplayforfun2194 5 лет назад +13

      100th like

    • @Culiaoficial
      @Culiaoficial 4 года назад +50

      Thank you for saying that

    • @dcstyles0022
      @dcstyles0022 4 года назад +27

      I wish I had friends that would be fun

    • @swedlepop7092
      @swedlepop7092 4 года назад +74

      The one that gets made fun of a lot but everyone still loves him

    • @brianstryker4536
      @brianstryker4536 4 года назад +151

      Everyone makes fun of him for his love of nerdy stuff. But he would 100% pick you up at the airport at 3am if you asked him to.

  • @libernox5376
    @libernox5376 8 лет назад +930

    "So another game from the 70's can break out at any second." Wow, that got me.

  • @bijibadness
    @bijibadness 5 лет назад +1378

    i particularly love how Conan's proposed Nintendo game character is "Jib Jub." when he wrote for _The Simpsons,_ he created the name of JUB JUB, Patty's pet iguana.

    • @ramyap6410
      @ramyap6410 4 года назад +50

      That's an informative trivia 😁

    • @beelzeboss9631
      @beelzeboss9631 3 года назад +6

      He just kept saying Jub Jub

    • @misteryA555
      @misteryA555 3 года назад +31

      He also uses Blip Blorp to describe characters in this game and the spacepeople in Among Us, so maybe they're both common Conan-isms

    • @DannySullivanMusic
      @DannySullivanMusic 3 года назад +1

      rofl best comment

    • @mwb52888
      @mwb52888 2 года назад +1

      He actually got the name into Star Wars: The Force Awakens.

  • @bibniebt
    @bibniebt 7 лет назад +1338

    This is a brilliant way for Conan to connect with a younger audience. He brings the old school tv wit to the gaming generation and it fits like a glove

    • @frerejacques9542
      @frerejacques9542 4 года назад +50

      yeah I love watching these two worlds colliding, they are so different that the contrast makes it funny

    • @daemon2470
      @daemon2470 2 года назад +5

      Yes!

    • @clarice8604
      @clarice8604 2 года назад +14

      Would you say it fits like a...Power Glove?

    • @pablot-r9402
      @pablot-r9402 Год назад +3

      He grew up in the rising dawn & golden age of public arcade gaming and the first consoles and home computers, so I guarantee he brought input into doing this, and simply makes fun of how relatively sophisticated gaming has gotten since he put down his "pong paddle".

  • @jordanmoore7380
    @jordanmoore7380 9 лет назад +2961

    "So it's the homicidal spoon hand boy versus Jared Leto"

  • @kseries1981
    @kseries1981 10 лет назад +3533

    "So everyone at Nintendo is on acid"
    Pretty much for the last 10 years

    • @aciddouche
      @aciddouche 10 лет назад +72

      I bet the trillions of yen they got selling Wii's and DS's buys a lot of LSD! =D

    • @ugxsan
      @ugxsan 10 лет назад +63

      Try the last 30 XD

    • @zxKAOS1
      @zxKAOS1 10 лет назад +14

      Say what you will about Pokémon. It's been selling mad and I'm sure is to Nintendo as Ipods are to Apple.
      Otherwise, you just need to get past that Mario can breathe underwater, shoot fireballs underwater, or otherwise fly around the universe at warp 9

    • @Ravenholm337
      @Ravenholm337 10 лет назад +1

      ugxsan 130

    • @Krsnik666
      @Krsnik666 10 лет назад +4

      thejoser Since the DAWN OF TIME.

  • @bijibadness
    @bijibadness 5 лет назад +548

    i love how unironically Kirby applauds the actual winner. no grudge there.

  • @Xsore
    @Xsore 10 лет назад +596

    I love how Conan has no idea what Animal Crossing is and who the villager is, but he describes him PERFECTLY!

    • @MrMarioMan369
      @MrMarioMan369 10 лет назад +17

      The Villager's murderous description has nothing to do with Animal Crossing.

    • @Xsore
      @Xsore 10 лет назад +79

      MrMarioMan369
      Right, but when he was announced for Smash Bros, they presented him in a way that made him look like a murderous axe wielder with spoon hands.

    • @Noxrad
      @Noxrad 10 лет назад +12

      YES! XD I laughed so hard at that I thought I was going to die.

  • @Robert328851
    @Robert328851 9 лет назад +1482

    "Game. Good. We play now. Fire" haha

    • @TheBob8644
      @TheBob8644 8 лет назад +25

      Is that how Melee player acted in the stone age?

    • @HeyNavi
      @HeyNavi 8 лет назад +4

      Caw Muhn!

    • @joemkdd
      @joemkdd 29 дней назад

      ness mains

  • @madisonr.2193
    @madisonr.2193 10 лет назад +726

    "Are you familiar with Skyloft from Zelda?"
    Yes.
    "You're fired tomorrow."

    • @jamesstraub6182
      @jamesstraub6182 10 лет назад +56

      THE VILLAGER LOOKS LIKE ONE OF THOSE PUPPETS FROM HORROR MOVIES THAT COME TO LIFE AND MURDERS EVERYONE. Basically.

    • @madisonr.2193
      @madisonr.2193 10 лет назад +34

      Spoons for hands... They're obviously knobs, Conan.

    • @jamesstraub6182
      @jamesstraub6182 10 лет назад +17

      I actually loved this video

    • @Graphaeli
      @Graphaeli 10 лет назад +3

      James Straub He hit the nail on the head with that one.

    • @SuperMarioJoe
      @SuperMarioJoe 10 лет назад +1

      XD

  • @drfdwf392
    @drfdwf392 5 лет назад +258

    Conan's staff are more interesting and fun to watch on clueless gamer than most if not 99% or all of the celebrity guests.

  • @SuperSonic68
    @SuperSonic68 10 лет назад +342

    Not gonna lie... From what I've seen, here, Conan is the BEST first-time Smash player I've seen. Especially one who doesn't play games! He was rolling, using air attacks, smash attacks, the works! Well done!

    • @packaderm135
      @packaderm135 9 лет назад +20

      SuperSonic68 plus he makes it funny

    • @TymphaRedbreaduwuowo
      @TymphaRedbreaduwuowo 9 лет назад +1

      SuperSonic68 super smash bros mele for game cube is so easy...... imm always gonna like super smash bros 64

    • @blearghbleorgh4663
      @blearghbleorgh4663 9 лет назад +14

      SuperSonic68 They have a pro gamer off camera doing the actual playing.

    • @Toipeipoj
      @Toipeipoj 9 лет назад +8

      scrooge McFuck Are you high? Melee is MUCH faster and has a lot more advanced mechanics. I love both games, but what you said just isnt true...

    • @XGazudin
      @XGazudin 9 лет назад +1

      Typ waa yeah, let's call glitches just advanced mechanics from now on.

  • @ApoteosisGuitar
    @ApoteosisGuitar 8 лет назад +1540

    Oh man, the banter... I've been watching these for an hour now and my face hurts from laughing

  • @PeteringYT
    @PeteringYT 10 лет назад +438

    Please Nintendo, add a Conan character and make him an elf that throws cookies.

    • @Thumastr12
      @Thumastr12 10 лет назад +39

      You can probably do it yourself with the mii

    • @aciddouche
      @aciddouche 10 лет назад +11

      Thumastr12 Something official from Nintendo would be much cooler though.

    • @luigigamerocker
      @luigigamerocker 10 лет назад +1

      Groot and irrelevant within a few years.

    • @aciddouche
      @aciddouche 10 лет назад +13

      luigigamerocker I seriously doubt Conan will be irrelevant in a few years.

    • @YancoxD
      @YancoxD 10 лет назад +15

      Make a Conan Mii and add it to the game.

  • @Wasssup360
    @Wasssup360 5 лет назад +4287

    Only true gamers know who John Adams is.

    • @thedinonugget2927
      @thedinonugget2927 5 лет назад +31

      Wasssup360 😂you mean non true gamers lmao

    • @eoinkeane974
      @eoinkeane974 5 лет назад +80

      Wasssup360 assassins creed 3

    • @hoangjo
      @hoangjo 5 лет назад +22

      Who?

    • @thefiend519
      @thefiend519 5 лет назад +14

      Wtf you mean true gamers

    • @Kesiif
      @Kesiif 5 лет назад +7

      Jonna ayyyyy thats my boi

  • @TheJogocown
    @TheJogocown 8 лет назад +1528

    "why would we fight if were in the middle of a willy wonka nightmare"

    • @E_y_a_l
      @E_y_a_l 7 лет назад +12

      4:44 He says "Why would we fight, WHEN we're in the middle of a willy wonka nightmare"

  • @TechSource
    @TechSource 9 лет назад +456

    This is gold. Start your own gaming channel already conan :)

  • @captainhawk6695
    @captainhawk6695 8 лет назад +2807

    I can't believe that they didn't know the second US president, everyone knows it Papa John

    • @highlyadept5200
      @highlyadept5200 8 лет назад +71

      CaptainHawk Who cares though, they were racists.

    • @Hodense
      @Hodense 7 лет назад +178

      Highly Adept and according to people 200 years in the future, you're a racist.

    • @miguelgonzalez6495
      @miguelgonzalez6495 7 лет назад +30

      Nope, it's colonel sanders

    • @zeeblue1220
      @zeeblue1220 6 лет назад +56

      Highly Adept John Adams was an abolitionist.

    • @grimreaper9115
      @grimreaper9115 6 лет назад +15

      I'm not from the US, or from America in general, if they asked me I would have said Jefferson, so don't go around assuming things. Nothing is true, everything is permitted.

  • @jamiemartinez362
    @jamiemartinez362 6 лет назад +822

    “Kramer what do you do on the show?”
    “Uhh, a lot of things.”
    “Yeah. Right.”

    • @jojo243
      @jojo243 4 года назад +18

      @J Z he roasts everyone

    • @madnais
      @madnais 4 года назад +16

      @J Z yes. It's obviously a joke. Do you have any sense of humor?

    • @iGaveLiaHIV
      @iGaveLiaHIV 4 года назад +5

      @J Z jeez

    • @seanhurley9216
      @seanhurley9216 4 года назад +13

      Various related tasks is always the answer we are looking for

    • @DannySullivanMusic
      @DannySullivanMusic 3 года назад

      i know! 10000% accurate

  • @tomiyu2297
    @tomiyu2297 9 лет назад +1911

    "He looks like a puppet that comes to life and kills everyone"..... If only he knew..... We all fear the villager... All hail Villager

    • @TheCam920
      @TheCam920 9 лет назад +11

      Lord Murabito shall return

    • @mohammadsadiq7608
      @mohammadsadiq7608 9 лет назад +19

      RIP Kakyoin. DIO got rid of you.

    • @M0rteze
      @M0rteze 9 лет назад +2

      +Kakyoin Noriaki Perfect for a horror movie

    • @legacy5049
      @legacy5049 9 лет назад +19

      +Kakyoin Noriaki The Killager

    • @privateinformation9384
      @privateinformation9384 8 лет назад +14

      It's ironic because Conan looks like Howdy Dudy.

  • @Sompursone
    @Sompursone 9 лет назад +547

    4:08
    Conan actually agrees with the majority of the fanbase. Wow.

    • @cl4911
      @cl4911 9 лет назад

      +Jack Carson That's what I thought! :D

    • @ConsumeristScroffa
      @ConsumeristScroffa 9 лет назад

      +Kevin Pfam I am wondering too.

    • @Sompursone
      @Sompursone 9 лет назад +1

      ***** Sean Connery Well, who else is mentioned during the time stamp that I indicated in the original comment?

    • @ConsumeristScroffa
      @ConsumeristScroffa 9 лет назад

      Jack Carson OK, I didn't get that, because it's the first time I see this character.

  • @TheJoeBeshai
    @TheJoeBeshai 8 лет назад +335

    My life would be complete if i could ever play video games with Conan.

    • @nickwalker1158
      @nickwalker1158 6 лет назад +2

      me too just imagine dead or alive beach volley ball i would die !

  • @CLuvTV
    @CLuvTV 5 лет назад +903

    Alright dammit, one more, ONE MORE Conan video. Then go the hell to sleep

    • @bandulf6085
      @bandulf6085 5 лет назад +29

      Me right now and it's almost 3 am.

    • @opt6037
      @opt6037 4 года назад +22

      That was me about 3 hours ago...

    • @adi9296
      @adi9296 4 года назад +5

      Same, 3.33 here 😅

    • @AlamoOriginal
      @AlamoOriginal 4 года назад +9

      I woke up in 3am and just binge watching Conan again

    • @dhruvavikas1632
      @dhruvavikas1632 3 года назад +4

      2 years later : just one more

  • @lucasg5021
    @lucasg5021 9 лет назад +2749

    I wonder what Conan would think of Bayonetta...

    • @MrGamerTH
      @MrGamerTH 9 лет назад +274

      Is there a birthday suit bayonetta? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @indigotyrannova6113
      @indigotyrannova6113 9 лет назад +30

      +MrGamerTH well there was an ongoing joke in screw attack about her final smash

    • @MrGamerTH
      @MrGamerTH 9 лет назад +21

      +Kaiju RoshugunVA she is naked in her game tho

    • @indigotyrannova6113
      @indigotyrannova6113 9 лет назад +2

      MrGamerTH
      WOW

    • @lucasg5021
      @lucasg5021 9 лет назад +3

      ***** LOL sounds about right. That's Conan enough for me

  • @TheThegreatshinigami
    @TheThegreatshinigami 8 лет назад +555

    "Birthday Suit Samus" I'm supported by an Iron lung now.

    • @myman8336
      @myman8336 5 лет назад +2

      There's was a mod for SSBB
      But that was a long time ago lol 😂

    • @Dark__Thoughts
      @Dark__Thoughts 5 лет назад +2

      There are plenty of Rule 34 animations.

  • @TheExaltofDragon
    @TheExaltofDragon 10 лет назад +246

    My biggest complaint with the game, they didn't go with Conan's box art.

  • @justanotheryoutubefan8070
    @justanotheryoutubefan8070 3 года назад +234

    Aaron is the web guy, Kramer does a lot of things, and Jordan has various tasks😂😂

  • @ringwraith10
    @ringwraith10 8 лет назад +304

    "I wish it only had one button" -- looks like it's time for Conan to play Kirby Air Ride.

  • @TheGamingCathedral
    @TheGamingCathedral 4 года назад +1809

    "Is there a birthday suit Samus?"
    Rule 34, Conan... Rule 34.

    • @ronnie5220
      @ronnie5220 4 года назад +24

      I thought of the ending of the og Metroid, but you are so right

    • @AndyKusanagi86
      @AndyKusanagi86 4 года назад +14

      pretty sure someone modded SSBB on Wii to make it.

    • @astriaibsah8975
      @astriaibsah8975 4 года назад

      Jacob Jacob can confirm

    • @neontyphoon3761
      @neontyphoon3761 4 года назад +3

      122223

    • @Bliu2th
      @Bliu2th 3 года назад +2

      Well "Samus does go on Unknown Planets" very often

  • @BranoneMCSG
    @BranoneMCSG 8 лет назад +655

    *looks at Stag Beatle* Conan: "Why do I have a cockroach?"
    Died.

  • @michaelkennedy8303
    @michaelkennedy8303 5 лет назад +349

    4:14 "So it's the homicidal spoon-hand boy Vs Jared Leto."

    • @jeremyc9593
      @jeremyc9593 4 года назад

      No offense, but at first I thought your avatar was a picture of a cross-dressing vampire (due to the condensed nature of it). After clicking on it, I can clearly see it's not.

  • @ericbazinga
    @ericbazinga 8 лет назад +257

    I'm gonna print out that Conan cover and put it on my copy of Smash Bros

    • @jeremyc9593
      @jeremyc9593 6 лет назад +10

      I'm honestly not sure if I've ever heard a better idea.

    • @nintendude794
      @nintendude794 6 лет назад +9

      We need him to draw a new cover for Ultimate, too!

  • @Me4EverNatalie
    @Me4EverNatalie 8 лет назад +171

    "tumorous benign growth" killing me conan

  • @JJw-ch5yq
    @JJw-ch5yq 9 лет назад +42

    "His name's jib jub. what is he? He's a blip blarp. What's he do? He goes to gimbar." that was hysterical

  • @3fammy
    @3fammy 4 года назад +106

    You can see how much conan loves history when Aaron failed to answer his sudden quiz 🤣

    • @tasteewheat393
      @tasteewheat393 3 года назад +2

      Lmao right ?
      To see if he knows a little 😂

  • @greenskiis
    @greenskiis 8 лет назад +115

    "I looove these Yoga pants..." *gets hit in the ass with a barrel and falls off-screen* XD

  • @StarCastersUniverse
    @StarCastersUniverse 4 года назад +64

    I cannot believe how conan is so accurate with the games characters and im so happy he picked villager hes my favourite chaotic son

  • @zedisded2501
    @zedisded2501 9 лет назад +923

    his name is jib jub, hes a glib glorb, he goes to gimbar!

    • @TheWesTRMC
      @TheWesTRMC 8 лет назад +125

      +Zedisded sounds like he could write for Rick and Morty

    • @fiendnewsnetwork9639
      @fiendnewsnetwork9639 6 лет назад +6

      #jibjubforsmash

    • @Meerzie
      @Meerzie 6 лет назад +12

      Jib Jub DLC confirmed

    • @garysimmons3166
      @garysimmons3166 6 лет назад

      @@lemonade2473 it's a video. How were you watching the video and reading the comments at the same time? #fakenews #liarface

    • @nitinpandey6037
      @nitinpandey6037 6 лет назад +1

      @@garysimmons3166 do u not have a mobile phone gary?

  • @charliesmodels647
    @charliesmodels647 5 лет назад +160

    "Kirby is something left over on a construction site" 😂😂😂😂 im dying

    • @broekspijp41
      @broekspijp41 4 года назад +6

      this had me laughing in tears 😭

  • @omegaplays1666
    @omegaplays1666 2 месяца назад +19

    2:46 this aged like fine wine considering the leaks

  • @JoCoBrony
    @JoCoBrony 6 лет назад +532

    “I love these yoga pants.”
    *falls off an airplane*

  • @Wilford870
    @Wilford870 10 лет назад +290

    Funny how Conan asks "who was our second president" immediately after calling a horned beetle a cockroach :P

    • @zackolot
      @zackolot 10 лет назад +21

      It's a fairly common mistake for people who never played animal crossing...

    • @DrunkenCoward1
      @DrunkenCoward1 10 лет назад +66

      zackolot What? Why? It's not like a horned beetle only exists in Animal Crossing.

    • @naruhearts1
      @naruhearts1 10 лет назад +12

      zackolot Or understand science.

    • @Aggrofool
      @Aggrofool 10 лет назад +1

      great catch

    • @Blueshirt38
      @Blueshirt38 10 лет назад

      zackolot No, it really isn't. That would be like calling a dingo, a hyena. They look only slightly similar, and their only relation is being in the order of Carnivora - different family, genus, and species.

  • @larswyness1901
    @larswyness1901 5 лет назад +57

    "I think this is a fantastically imaginative game, I myself wish it were simpler." I can almost hear Sakurai dying inside at that.

  • @Echocookie8948
    @Echocookie8948 7 лет назад +1934

    Is this the birth of the Killager? Technically I think Conan is the first person to point out that Villager looks like a homicidal maniac.

    • @MilesAway
      @MilesAway 7 лет назад +153

      Nah, it's been a thing since E3

    • @hmulford3851
      @hmulford3851 7 лет назад +86

      Huh? That was a thing since Smash 4 was first announced.

    • @dusty5981
      @dusty5981 6 лет назад +4

      H Mulford yeah

    • @JamesSmith-ui4sw
      @JamesSmith-ui4sw 6 лет назад +17

      Lol this was during the E3 so it may be.

    • @liekkianimaatio3652
      @liekkianimaatio3652 6 лет назад +3

      Echocookie I was gonna say that

  • @RyanGiggsOBE
    @RyanGiggsOBE 9 лет назад +62

    Conan has hit Aaron so many times he even flinches with Conan goes to pat him on the back.

  • @JoshJackson
    @JoshJackson 10 лет назад +802

    All gamers googled "who was our second president" after watching this video.

    • @JoshJackson
      @JoshJackson 10 лет назад

      hey Christopher Yin :D

    • @christopheryin9690
      @christopheryin9690 10 лет назад

      hey josh

    • @JoshJackson
      @JoshJackson 10 лет назад +7

      see you at the crazy love bible study this Friday!

    • @anlaaranilde
      @anlaaranilde 10 лет назад +61

      George "Thug" Washington + Homeboy John Adams
      Homeking John Adams + Jefferson the Dude with the Plan
      Jefferson the Dude who Finished His Plan + Aaron Burr, Law Cheater + James Madison, Bro of the Consitution
      James Madison, King of the West + Elbridge Who the Hell Garry
      James Did I Do Something Monroe + Daniel Who Thompkins
      John Fat Adams + Other John
      Andrew Yo I'm a Twenty Jackson + Martin Van Bald Buren
      Martin Van Buren + Richard not-really-a-mentor Johnson
      William Damn Why Ain't I Retired Harrison + Thug Tyler
      Lone Wolf Tyler
      James K. Doesn't Know How to Polka + George Mayor of Philadelphia and not Dallas
      Zachary Taylor, the Man With the Gun + MILLHOUSE MANASTORM!...I mean Millard Fillmore
      Millhouse Manastorm
      Franklin Dapper + William Dapper
      James Buchanan, not the Buchanan in 24 + John C. Break-ridges
      Abe Lincoln, Vampire Hunter...right? + Hannibal Lector...I mean Hamlin + Andrew Yo Didn't We Do Him Already Johnson
      Andrew Johnson "Fuck Abe Got Shot!"
      Ulysses "Dragonslayer" S. Grant + Schuyler Actually Useful Colfax + Henry Screw Slave Power Wilson
      Rutherford B. Hayes...who is he again? + William A. Wheelchair...what do you mean that's another president?
      James A Man From Ohio and not Garfield the cat + Yo dude rolled solo
      Grover Cleveland...not that Cleveland + Thomas A. Hendricks, Hey Democrats (post-civil war, don't get too offended) Ain't So Bad In the North!
      Benjamin Harrison "The Senate is better anyway" + Adlai Steve...he is legally able to hold his position, right?
      William McKinley, "I won a war, guise" + Moustache man + Rooster man
      Theodore YEE-HAW Roostervelvet + Charles W. HOLY CRAP WHERE IS HIS FACE
      TAFT. That is all you need to know. + Sunny Jim
      Woodrow "Keep Us Out of Wa--What? Oh, he actually got us into the war. Well, we won, didn't we? What do you mean Canada carried us? Get out of here, commie." + Thomas R. Cool Enough to be a Field Marshal
      Warren G. Hardon + Calvin Coolaid
      Saint Coolaid + Charles Darwin...I mean Charles G. Dawes
      Hoover the Man who was on top of the Crashing World + Charles...he has Native American blood?
      Franklin Roostervelvet + A bunch of people
      Harry S. Trueman and not a Commie, man! + DUDE THIS GUY AGREED TO PROHIBITION SCREW HIM
      God General Eisenhower + Richard "Aren't you too old to be president?" Nexon....I mean Nixon. Screw Nexon.
      TV Chose Kennedy, Radio Chose Nixon. TV won + Lyndon B. Johnson "Better even out our votes"
      Lyndon "Better Pick Up the Pieces" Johnson + "Human rights" Humphrey
      Richard "No, seriously, aren't you too old to be president?" Nixon + People, I guess.
      Gerald "Good Thing He Doesn't Make Fords" + Art Rockefeller
      Jimmy...oh my goodness he is still alive better not say anything bad about him...Carter + Walter Mondale
      King of Team Reagan + Bush Senior
      Bush Senior + Who? Quayle? Yeah, sure, whatever.
      CLING-TON, Leader of "Earth" + I'm Super Cereal, Guise. Manbearpig is OUT THERE.
      Bush "You Are With Us or You Are Against Us. Neutral or too-small-to-make-a-difference apparently means nothing." George. I swear, that isn't backwards. + Dick, yeah, yeah, Cheney
      I'm sure you know who this is + Michelle Obama + Joe Mumble
      umad?

    • @JoshJackson
      @JoshJackson 10 лет назад +2

      no

  • @Silrian777
    @Silrian777 10 лет назад +108

    Omg Conan is brilliant in this one, quite a few of his jokes have a level of truth to them.

    • @Melkac
      @Melkac 10 лет назад +42

      Like Zero Suit Samus being Rawwrrrr worthy? Yeah, I don't think anyone disagrees with that.

    • @Superjosh132
      @Superjosh132 10 лет назад

      Can birthday suit samus be a mod please? IF THERE IS ANYONE GOOD AT MAKING MODS PLEASE BEGIN DEVELOPMENT

  • @DisgustedBatman
    @DisgustedBatman 9 лет назад +50

    4:00 Funny how what Conan says about the villager is surprisingly accurate.

  • @halwaffles
    @halwaffles 5 лет назад +93

    “Why would we do any fighting if we are in the middle of a Willy Wonka nightmare?!”

  • @holaburger6075
    @holaburger6075 5 лет назад +486

    2:49 Conan would make it as a writer in Rick and Morty

    • @juliannurse5120
      @juliannurse5120 4 года назад +58

      He was a writer for the Simpsons earlier in his career

    • @m015t5
      @m015t5 4 года назад +13

      ikr that was something straight out of there

    • @stevecosmolove1045
      @stevecosmolove1045 4 года назад +2

      hey show some respect to Conan

    • @stevecosmolove1045
      @stevecosmolove1045 4 года назад +7

      love Ricky and Morty just saying, the man pioneered and inspired the time and space that made Ricky+Morty possible, show the man some respect

    • @jackcho8628
      @jackcho8628 4 года назад +19

      @@stevecosmolove1045 calm down bro, the guy's just talking about how Conan's jibberish like "jib jub" and "blip blarp" sounds like Rick and Morty characters' names

  • @muncraft5976
    @muncraft5976 8 лет назад +1186

    "America just lost." Haha omg

    • @ericwood3709
      @ericwood3709 6 лет назад +11

      Those words have taken on a terrible new meaning, haven't they?

    • @ahyaahya2447
      @ahyaahya2447 5 лет назад +1

      Lol

    • @otogun3324
      @otogun3324 5 лет назад

      @@ericwood3709 yessir

    • @bobbyhernandez9756
      @bobbyhernandez9756 5 лет назад

      It reflects how distracted we are and how we focus more on games than history

    • @tomasu301
      @tomasu301 5 лет назад +3

      BOBBY Hernandez But that is totally ...bias. Not everyone is interesting in history. As long as they live without doing harm to the others, they are doing fine

  • @choknater
    @choknater 8 лет назад +16

    2:33 the editors' comedic timing is genius in all of conan's sketches. hilarious!

  • @nickp2603
    @nickp2603 10 лет назад +187

    How do people find this offensive? I love Super Smash Bros. and I died of laughter. This was hilarious! When he pointed out how Kirby was trying to clap I lost it. "He doesn't have arms, just tumorous benign growth"

  • @BazTheStoryteller
    @BazTheStoryteller 6 лет назад +140

    "Mario is applauding sarcastically."
    And he lost to his arch enemy, Bowser.

  • @MosesPrimm
    @MosesPrimm 10 лет назад +18

    I thought this video was hilarious. Then, I read the comments and was immediately saddened lol. Seriously, you guys make me ashamed of being a Nintendo fan. All the whining and crying because he made fun of the characters. Grow up. Just stop.... Really. Stop.

    • @Spearra
      @Spearra 10 лет назад

      TLR: Don't watch what you don't like.

    • @lylatfox4
      @lylatfox4 10 лет назад

      ***** He CLEARLY enjoyed it, Im not sure we watched the same video

    • @Jedslegomovies
      @Jedslegomovies 10 лет назад

      Some Nintendo fans just don't know how to take a joke.

    • @Sonic09Hedgehog
      @Sonic09Hedgehog 10 лет назад +2

      It's Just a Joke. It's Just To Make People Laugh so Don't Take it Too Serious

  • @cantoxii6016
    @cantoxii6016 5 лет назад +30

    time for my annual conan binge. surprised it's come so early this year

    • @HigherKaiju
      @HigherKaiju 2 года назад +1

      I’m here for annual binge

  • @profrickshaw
    @profrickshaw 8 лет назад +366

    Homocidal Spoonhand Guy vs. Jared Leto

  • @jillian_fitz
    @jillian_fitz 4 года назад +30

    this is truly a testament to how naturally funny Conan is, even when unintentionally describing the premise of Cookie Clicker

  • @CrackSmonka
    @CrackSmonka 10 лет назад +187

    That is not a cockroach, it's a beetle.

    • @Kuebel350
      @Kuebel350 10 лет назад +20

      A stag beetle, to be more precise.

    • @someazndudeiguess
      @someazndudeiguess 10 лет назад +10

      also known as kabuto in japan.

    • @Kuebel350
      @Kuebel350 10 лет назад +42

      Jeffrey Bok Also known as Kabutops, after its evolution.

    • @kylenguyen7371
      @kylenguyen7371 10 лет назад +2

      Kuebel350 roflmao

    • @SalvableRuin
      @SalvableRuin 10 лет назад +3

      Kuebel350 And then later it became a beetlesaurus regina.

  • @CapnShades
    @CapnShades 8 лет назад +107

    2 years later and this is still one of the funniest videos I've seen in my life. Clueless Gamer is probably the premier reason I'm subscribed to this channel.

    • @tatteredprince2097
      @tatteredprince2097 8 лет назад +4

      Clueless Gamer and Jordan Schlansky videos are ther best

    • @ThatLaloBoy
      @ThatLaloBoy 5 лет назад +1

      Triumph: *Am I a joke to you?*
      Wiki Bear: *I'm Wiki-Bear!*

  • @BabarKhanJaved
    @BabarKhanJaved 8 лет назад +1023

    Today I learned that the 2nd American President was John Adams.

    • @couragedy89
      @couragedy89 8 лет назад +31

      and I muttered 'Thomas Jefferson....?'

    • @loveisthemostpowerfulforce1397
      @loveisthemostpowerfulforce1397 8 лет назад +29

      2nd president is bill clinton dmbass!!!

    • @odiemodie1
      @odiemodie1 8 лет назад +5

      Indeed! Whoever said watching Conan remotes wasn't educational?

    • @JohnDoe-mb2ny
      @JohnDoe-mb2ny 8 лет назад +19

      No joke I'm not American nor have I ever lived there but even I knew that it was John Adams... smh

    • @ninjaprimate5093
      @ninjaprimate5093 8 лет назад +1

      I'm talking to John

  • @Utonian21
    @Utonian21 5 лет назад +69

    "Hey, gang, we're having a street fight, grab a flower!"

  • @gobthegreat7797
    @gobthegreat7797 7 лет назад +78

    "Why do I have a cockroach?"
    Conan, that's clearly a beetle.

  • @weplaydthis
    @weplaydthis 8 лет назад +17

    Sona deserves so many props. I love her dynamic with Conan. So funny how she mockingly panders to him.

  • @jacobbrown2623
    @jacobbrown2623 8 лет назад +657

    For those who actually don't know, John Adams was the second president. Jefferson was third.

    • @courage552
      @courage552 8 лет назад +18

      you learn something new every day

    • @naveenkala2914
      @naveenkala2914 8 лет назад +85

      Courage Ekhaguere and forget it instantly

    • @ventomario3251
      @ventomario3251 8 лет назад +3

      Jacob Brown I was right!

    • @greybo123
      @greybo123 7 лет назад +12

      For some reason I thought his name was Sam Adams lol

    • @yellowblanka6058
      @yellowblanka6058 6 лет назад +3

      I can't believe that one guy thought the second president was *Abraham Lincoln* ....cripes

  • @jcp6
    @jcp6 4 года назад +34

    2:27 I’m Dead he has no reaction and cuts straight to him chatting again 🤣🤣🤣

    • @janmichaelcjamisola
      @janmichaelcjamisola 4 года назад +2

      This is probably my favorite gag in all of Clueless Gamer. Haha!

  • @sahilgupta5667
    @sahilgupta5667 9 лет назад +206

    He was holding a beetle...

  • @Made_In_Heaven88
    @Made_In_Heaven88 10 лет назад +139

    ''Everyone at Nintendo is on acid'' XD

    • @ziqi92
      @ziqi92 10 лет назад +56

      if you just stop and think about how STRANGE the mario universe must have sounded on paper when miyamoto first came up with the concept back in the early 80s...i'd have to agree.

    • @Logan0813
      @Logan0813 10 лет назад +5

      All the brick blocks the you destroy for gold are people that got changed........creppy isn't it

    • @ZombifiedDuder
      @ZombifiedDuder 10 лет назад

      AegonTheConqueror Not people, Toads. They act like people, but nobody actually cares about them, so it's fine. :P

    • @zoneD100
      @zoneD100 10 лет назад

      .. all the time!

    • @Logan0813
      @Logan0813 10 лет назад

      ZombifiedDuder Toad......Key word is coming........PEOPLE lol

  • @FutureShock713
    @FutureShock713 10 лет назад +155

    That's a beetle, Conan.

    • @FancyKerbloops
      @FancyKerbloops 10 лет назад +14

      Kabuto Beetle.

    • @IkigaiJin
      @IkigaiJin 10 лет назад +41

      He's too rich to recognize what a roach looks like...

    • @trinity8675309
      @trinity8675309 10 лет назад +70

      Someone ought to do a Fan Correction

    • @Denu85
      @Denu85 10 лет назад +22

      ooh i think he's made an error...

    • @RealWonderboy
      @RealWonderboy 10 лет назад

      a cockroach is a beetle. silly :P

  • @gregm5275
    @gregm5275 5 лет назад +48

    “Oh he was sleeping with his sleeping cap! He woke up when he was having his nap!”

    • @AndyKusanagi86
      @AndyKusanagi86 3 года назад +2

      funny thing, that's exactly how A Link to the Past begins.

  • @InspectaMorze
    @InspectaMorze 10 лет назад +137

    I remember way back on SSB for gamecube, when i was a lot younger, my friend always told me Sonic and Tails were secret unlockable characters.. now i see Sonic is actually on there! oh shiiit

    • @awesomeguy2009
      @awesomeguy2009 10 лет назад +44

      He was also in SSBB.

    • @InspectaMorze
      @InspectaMorze 10 лет назад +4

      Isit, Melee was the last one i played so i never knew that.. thanks

    • @lylatfox4
      @lylatfox4 10 лет назад +3

      ***** brawl was the last one, look it up.

    • @InspectaMorze
      @InspectaMorze 10 лет назад +8

      will do, thanks.

    • @ZERO19951012
      @ZERO19951012 10 лет назад

      the sonic thing in ssbm was a rumor

  • @ritamhando1053
    @ritamhando1053 10 лет назад +23

    Probably one of my favorite videos on RUclips.

  • @DiamondRuby98
    @DiamondRuby98 10 лет назад +83

    I noticed two things in life recently;
    Kpop fans and Gamers get offended about everything. Everyone getting offended by this are probably 30-40 year old man childs.
    He's a comedian, this is what he does (he's joking if you didn't comprehend that yet) and he's damn successful at doing that too, obviously.

    • @DevilSenpai
      @DevilSenpai 10 лет назад +7

      I thought jokes were meant to be funny, this is just sad. Basically he's trying to get in on what the internet has been doing for years, which is even sadder.

    • @DiamondRuby98
      @DiamondRuby98 10 лет назад +29

      LordanMasterHaruhi At least he is trying; I mean hosting your own talk show and actually going outside and doing things, because he's so rich explains why he doesn't know whats going on with the internet, because he doesn't sit in front of a computer 24/7 (now thats sad) he actually has a business, money, family. He doesn't need the internet like most low lives do. And he is funny. Millions of people think so too.

  • @eljayy91
    @eljayy91 5 лет назад +153

    *So you are basically King Kong, and I’m an anaemic, eyeless, yoga instructor*

  • @seancanttalk
    @seancanttalk 8 лет назад +45

    "how do i make jimmy carter show up... and just bum me out" lmao

  • @JC21
    @JC21 10 лет назад +180

    Even HE knows the Villager is a serial killer!

    • @Melkac
      @Melkac 10 лет назад +10

      It's just too obvious, man. Thankfully we're all aware of it now...that'll stop his plans for a little longer...
      (Seriously though, Conan is probably aware of the memes)

    • @donzaloog1400
      @donzaloog1400 10 лет назад +11

      It's all in his eyes.

    • @LMaruchan
      @LMaruchan 10 лет назад

      "WHY IS HE HOLDING A COCKROACH?!"
      Well, how do you think serial killers usually are like? XD

  • @Magmaster13
    @Magmaster13 10 лет назад +92

    I can name every single character in this game and their back story and name every pokemon and I still know the second president is John Adams.

    • @jludwig5374
      @jludwig5374 10 лет назад +4

      What is known as "the date that will live in infamy"? And who was the president in office at this time?

    • @kylekrupa9476
      @kylekrupa9476 10 лет назад +2

      Quickly there is still hope for America!!!!

    • @ElFamosoArt
      @ElFamosoArt 10 лет назад +7

      k.

    • @Magmaster13
      @Magmaster13 10 лет назад +9

      R. Robin Pearl Harbor Day, Franklin Delano Roosevelt as President.

    • @jludwig5374
      @jludwig5374 10 лет назад +8

      Magmaster13 ya I can't know if you Google searched it or actually knew that but you got it right

  • @chamtheman551
    @chamtheman551 29 дней назад +5

    To get this on your recommended is truly something else (I got this on my recommended lol)

  • @WilbertBeltman
    @WilbertBeltman 8 лет назад +670

    Sometimes I feel bad for the "nerd of the staff" forgot his name. I can tell he truly loves playing games and sometimes is really excited about a game and then Conan just shits all over it, but its funny and I know he doesn't feel bad or anything xd

    • @mbsdx
      @mbsdx 8 лет назад +81

      He's his producer lol

    • @WilbertBeltman
      @WilbertBeltman 8 лет назад +48

      Well my point was just even though I know that he knows its just jokin around and isn't bothered by it. Sometimes I feel bad for him probably because I can tell he loves games and I had plenty times when I am excited about a game and have a friend try it they act like Conan xd I like clueless gamer and love the dianamic I can just relate I guess xd

    • @jackwalsh9956
      @jackwalsh9956 8 лет назад +83

      Wilbert Beltman he probably knows it's just for comedy

    • @geddoe316
      @geddoe316 8 лет назад +7

      Aaron blair.....or blairt? I believe. I do get what you mean though. I think banters well with conan, but of course now it is nothing but celebs

    • @javierhernandez1555
      @javierhernandez1555 7 лет назад +9

      Wilbert Beltman I don't feel bad at all. Dude probably gets paid a lot to play games and he gets to be on TV and all. Plus Conan is ass to everyone; not personal.

  • @AnimagicMissile
    @AnimagicMissile 8 лет назад +66

    8:32 Someone needs to tell Conan about walking simulators...

  • @annoyingmish
    @annoyingmish 10 лет назад +31

    BIRTHDAY SUIT SAMUS!!!! Cracked me up hahahaha

  • @wales2k4747
    @wales2k4747 4 года назад +99

    “Is this one of the guys from Daft Punk?”

  • @CMDR_John_Crichton
    @CMDR_John_Crichton 10 лет назад +16

    5:20
    "YOU KNOW ALL THIS SHIT!!!!"

  • @boodles6024
    @boodles6024 9 лет назад +2903

    Conan is racist against elfs

    • @JaredPhilbrick
      @JaredPhilbrick 9 лет назад +12

      +RyGuyTheGamer Conan is Racist Twards Link

    • @AnELK.
      @AnELK. 9 лет назад +18

      +Jared “Philly” Philbrick link is a elf * face palm *

    • @clonesquad4874
      @clonesquad4874 9 лет назад +47

      elfist

    • @Juanirva
      @Juanirva 9 лет назад +39

      +Clone Squad Elfobic?

    • @azzzanadra
      @azzzanadra 9 лет назад +6

      +RyGuyTheGamer funny fact, link and zelda are humans.

  • @smartacious
    @smartacious 8 лет назад +92

    "I said benign, so please don't write in" lol

    • @jeremyc9593
      @jeremyc9593 6 лет назад +7

      Lol. Being in the business that long, he knew what would be coming. It's crazy what people take offense to.

    • @jeremyc9593
      @jeremyc9593 5 лет назад +3

      @@ktm3644 They're offended by just the mention of the word "tumor", since it pertains to cancer, so he added "benign" in the hopes that they wouldn't be offended, or at lest less offended.

  • @corvusendo
    @corvusendo 5 лет назад +16

    i love how he was right about villager being a "puppet in a horror movie that comes to life and murders everyone"

  • @ImQuirkless
    @ImQuirkless 10 лет назад +20

    thats not greninjas scarf its actually its tongue :b
    btw funniest clueless gamer ever !!! omg i loved it

    • @RayKalm
      @RayKalm 10 лет назад +54

      He actually mentioned that was his tongue.

    • @47keyblader
      @47keyblader 10 лет назад

      That's what he was trying to say.

  • @MrTJPAS
    @MrTJPAS 10 лет назад +40

    If Nintendo releases a Conan version of Super Smash Bros with that cover design and the renaming of characters to what Conan called them, I will buy a Wii U and get that Conan edition of the game.

    • @realjeff6100
      @realjeff6100 10 лет назад

      LOL

    • @DownUFO
      @DownUFO 10 лет назад +18

      Kirby's name replaced with: "something left over from a construction site"

    • @PsychoJosh
      @PsychoJosh 10 лет назад +1

      MrTJPAS Actually you can play as Miis, which are customizable avatars. So you can make Conan and play as him in the game.

    • @jeremyc9593
      @jeremyc9593 5 лет назад +1

      They would have to add a Jib Jub, then I'm definitely in.

  • @giygas_9577
    @giygas_9577 8 лет назад +43

    "Why would we fight when we're in the middle of a Willy Wonka nightmare?!" XD

  • @NotMikey437
    @NotMikey437 5 лет назад +54

    "You're fired tomorrow" omg Conans instant wit is awesome.

  • @ColorlessAngelz
    @ColorlessAngelz 10 лет назад +7

    Conan's perfect for casual game reviews. Always humorous and never taking himself too seriously.

  • @Drakelx55
    @Drakelx55 4 года назад +14

    “I wish there was one button, move forward and eat cookie”
    Conan you just described an Atari game

  • @thatgiambalvoguy
    @thatgiambalvoguy 9 лет назад +376

    Conan for Smash

    • @MagicMaster667
      @MagicMaster667 9 лет назад +6

      Conan wins the Ballot.

    • @indigotyrannova6113
      @indigotyrannova6113 9 лет назад +4

      +ThatGiambalvoGuy Conan for next anouncer......after markiplier

    • @thatgiambalvoguy
      @thatgiambalvoguy 9 лет назад +1

      Kaiju RoshugunVA
      Oooh. I could actually see Markiplier being a pretty good announcer. For Smash and Street Fighter

    • @indigotyrannova6113
      @indigotyrannova6113 9 лет назад

      ThatGiambalvoGuy
      cause it's epic??

    • @thesaucypickle9866
      @thesaucypickle9866 9 лет назад

      +Kaiju RoshugunVA fuck markiplier he doesn't even play smash

  • @demers6178
    @demers6178 5 лет назад +11

    8:03 “Look I’m actually doing better than I’ve done so far, mashing the controller against my chest” hahahaha

  • @DinkinFlicka92
    @DinkinFlicka92 10 лет назад +9

    I'm happy Conan no longer seems to be relegated to playing X Box games

  • @CaylexT
    @CaylexT 8 лет назад +12

    2:45 I love Kirby but that's basically the idea behind his construction... he could easily be describing Kirby there xD

  • @Goldmight
    @Goldmight 9 лет назад +22

    we really need to see conan go back to this.

  • @CrimsonGrowlithe
    @CrimsonGrowlithe 6 лет назад +32

    “WHY IS PONG HERE?!?”