Fun fact! The reason they gave you only free desserts is because normally waiters are in charge of making their own desserts and side salads or salads without protein, so there’s no middle man preparing your food (eg. cooks preparing dinners or apps.) So that would be the easiest thing they could offer you for free without having to ring in the item and potentially pay for it themselves. 🙂 still a very kind and generous gesture on their part.
Idk I think that's even kinder. It's not a lavish coupon, it's actually a little gift treat made by hand by the guy who's giving it to you. Marry him, Mark
Note to self: If I ever meet Mark in person (a statistical impossibility considering where I live in the world), buy him an octopus that *doesn't* melt.
That was very different to what I was expecting, I thought this was going to be when weird people at Conventions gave him desserts that he immediately threw away because you cannot trust them unfortunately
0:53 "He's doing the heist for you" A Heist *for* Markiplier (that's so wholesome). If only I were Mark's friend, I'd easily take care of that "problem" (I'm a very picky eater, but my stomach has infinite room for desserts) 🍮 This also reminds me of Mark's story when his Korean family asked him if he was hungry (saying "Pegopa?"), and then kept bringing him lots of food that seemingly came out of nowhere
I fr had a dinner at fridays with my family as a kid, and I went to the bathroom before dessert came, and I got the cup of dirt (the oreo pudding thing with the gummy worms) and when I came back I found out my dad ate mine and when i tried to order another, the waitress had to come back to tell us that there were no more and that was the last one and I NEVER FORGOT
@@dragonscales2758 yes but New Zealand and Australia are relatively close. They were over there for the Australian tour so that's what he meant when he generalized both Auckland and Australia being hot. Could also be that one of them remembered incorrectly, given the tour was so chaotic
i think it was probably just bunching new zealand and australia together because i think most people tend to do that since they hit a lot of australian locations but its usually just auckland if they come to nz. if i wasnt from auckland id probably make the same mistake LOL
Bruh, I’m Australian. NZ is significantly cooler and is an entirely different country. OP was pointing it out cause the weather in Australia shouldn’t impact Auckland that much. I get that the guys meant to say NZ but that’s like saying the hottest day in China while being in Tokyo
Tyler was being a good friend eating that desert. He was worried about Mark maintain that super model figure of his and didn't want him to get fat and ruin his career. 😆
the thing i love most about distractible is that it really does just show that they’re just people in the world like everyone else. theyre these big well known faces but at the end of the day they’re all still just friends that hang out and have fun together. they arent so concerned with being professional and well presented. they can just goof off and we love them for that.
Imagine after all these desserts the waiter fan comes out to see Mark in the restaurant and all he sees is just mark rotund sitting on the table waiting for a other dessert😂
Australia can be too hot Here in Victoria we almost hit 50 degrees (48 technically) and it wildly hot that you have to be inside, but people still go to work, with or without air conditioner. Summer month in AU is December to Febraury
I feel like this is Mark's karma- like a would you press the button "Every time you go into a restaurant they give you endless deserts" BUT "You're in and out of hospitals for various physical injuries and ailments on a regular basis"
Idk if you know, but we don’t have a place in Australia called Auckland. That’s in New Zealand lmao. Edit: I kinda love how a 1/3 of the comment section is basically my comment. Btw, ik they prob made a simple verbal mistake, so don’t start w me.
I've only ever listened to the podcast up until now. Having never seen these 3 men in live action but rather only the podcast poster. And I'll be honest. I've had Mark and wade mixed up the entire time. 😂😂😂
Ah yes, the hottest day in Auckland, Australia. 😂 That guy made you a whole-ass octopus out of ice cream and you repay him by implying he’s Australian. That’s harsh.
Deserts are all well and good but can you imagine someone thinking... Mark tries to eat healthy. And he walks into like cracker barrel and they give him several extra helpings of the green beans. This is coming from the perspective of a health eater. I desperately wish restuarants would offer sides that were more than 6 broccoli florrets when i can get an order of frie the size of both my fists
Fun fact! The reason they gave you only free desserts is because normally waiters are in charge of making their own desserts and side salads or salads without protein, so there’s no middle man preparing your food (eg. cooks preparing dinners or apps.) So that would be the easiest thing they could offer you for free without having to ring in the item and potentially pay for it themselves. 🙂 still a very kind and generous gesture on their part.
Idk I think that's even kinder. It's not a lavish coupon, it's actually a little gift treat made by hand by the guy who's giving it to you. Marry him, Mark
Note to self:
If I ever meet Mark in person (a statistical impossibility considering where I live in the world), buy him an octopus that *doesn't* melt.
A live octopus
That or make sure Tyler isn't there to eat said dessert. 😆
@@urazz7739 Tyler will be the one who will get the live octopus. It'll keep him busy so Mark can eat. xD
Calamari
No no no, you slip a dossier containing a high resolution shot of the moon onto the table and never look back.
If I met Mark, Wade, OR Bob I would absolutely shit myself.
I did last PAX East
Diarrhea at first sight
Weird flex, but you do you.
please do not offer it as a dessert
Same. I’d probably buy them some desserts
That was very different to what I was expecting, I thought this was going to be when weird people at Conventions gave him desserts that he immediately threw away because you cannot trust them unfortunately
I was thinking he was being mailed desserts
@@first782 now youre giving me an image of deserts stuffed in envelopes
@@first782 I was thinking of that too like mailed cookies or brownies lol
@@first782I remember long ago when he would do his mail opening videos where he got candy that was kept in cold envelopes.
Imagine if the waiter is hearing this, that Tyler ate the dessert instead of Mark 😂
This is hilarious that poor waiter is probably broke
It’s hilarious that the waiter is probably broke?
as if the waiter bought all the desserts for him lmao
@@SilverEyedVegan yes poverty is funny
@@kittenwizard4703 I sense sarcasm, but there are some rude people out there. Anyway, have a lovely day.
@@SilverEyedVegan no of course not I'm saying the amount of food is funny
So…..what you are saying is….to give you 5 servings of desserts. Gotcha!
0:53 "He's doing the heist for you" A Heist *for* Markiplier (that's so wholesome). If only I were Mark's friend, I'd easily take care of that "problem" (I'm a very picky eater, but my stomach has infinite room for desserts) 🍮 This also reminds me of Mark's story when his Korean family asked him if he was hungry (saying "Pegopa?"), and then kept bringing him lots of food that seemingly came out of nowhere
by the sounds of it he already has Tyler for that xD
This is just Mark's big brain plan to always get free food wherever he goes 😂
I fr had a dinner at fridays with my family as a kid, and I went to the bathroom before dessert came, and I got the cup of dirt (the oreo pudding thing with the gummy worms) and when I came back I found out my dad ate mine and when i tried to order another, the waitress had to come back to tell us that there were no more and that was the last one and I NEVER FORGOT
Bob said the ice cream thing happened in Auckland but Mark said "it was like the hottest day in Australia". Something's not adding up...
It was part of the Australian tour 😅
@@ka_ka_kaelin Auckland is in New Zealand XD
@@dragonscales2758 yes but New Zealand and Australia are relatively close. They were over there for the Australian tour so that's what he meant when he generalized both Auckland and Australia being hot. Could also be that one of them remembered incorrectly, given the tour was so chaotic
i think it was probably just bunching new zealand and australia together because i think most people tend to do that since they hit a lot of australian locations but its usually just auckland if they come to nz. if i wasnt from auckland id probably make the same mistake LOL
Bruh, I’m Australian. NZ is significantly cooler and is an entirely different country. OP was pointing it out cause the weather in Australia shouldn’t impact Auckland that much. I get that the guys meant to say NZ but that’s like saying the hottest day in China while being in Tokyo
The ice-cream shop is called Giapo, in my hometown Auckland (New Zealand) - and it is some of the best icecream I have ever had!
Now everyone's gonna start giving him appetizers so he doesnt get too many desserts 😂😂
God I wish people would just give me free desserts....
just be famous
Tyler was being a good friend eating that desert. He was worried about Mark maintain that super model figure of his and didn't want him to get fat and ruin his career. 😆
Now everybody that goes to meet them are gonna give them dessert's LOL
Well that’s awfully SWEET of those people.
Reminds me of how Gabriel Iglesias kept being given chocolate cake just because in one comedy special he said he likes chocolate cake.
Michael Rosen be like: MMMMMMMMMMMMMM!~
I love all of your guys stories, especially when it's hilarious
the thing i love most about distractible is that it really does just show that they’re just people in the world like everyone else. theyre these big well known faces but at the end of the day they’re all still just friends that hang out and have fun together. they arent so concerned with being professional and well presented. they can just goof off and we love them for that.
“Hottest day in Australia!” - them being in New Zealand…
Kudos to Waiters (hehehehe)
Imagine after all these desserts the waiter fan comes out to see Mark in the restaurant and all he sees is just mark rotund sitting on the table waiting for a other dessert😂
one of my fav stories on the pod
Auckland’s in New Zealand…
This ep was so hilarious 😂
You deserve everything mark, giving you deserts is us spoiling you with our appreciation!
Io non mentirò, Bob spiegando che il gelato al polpo è una delle cose più difficili il mio cervello abbia cercato di immaginare. 😅
Ikr?😂
Same! Still trying
Aspetto che qualcuno faccia un animazione 2d o 3d per riuscire ad avere un idea di cosa diavolo sia il gelato al polpo😂
@@lorenzamucci Già, vorrei vedere quello. 😄
This story is brilliant. 👍
It's always Markiplier and Friends, but never Friends and Markiplier
The fact I know exactly which ice-cream place they went to lol
Australian tour... Auckland. Which is in a whole other country. You can say you went to New Zealand its ok.
New Zealand was visited as part of the tour due to how close it is.
This is so cute!!! Sweets for a sweetheart! 😆
Australia can be too hot
Here in Victoria we almost hit 50 degrees (48 technically) and it wildly hot that you have to be inside, but people still go to work, with or without air conditioner.
Summer month in AU is December to Febraury
WE NEARLY HIT 50 DEGREES CELSIUS??? Where do you live in Victoria? Vic is the coldest territory Istg
We NEED a kudos to Pluto clip!!
*PLEASE*
Tyler was just hungry, I’m sure he had no I’ll intent
The "octopus" icecream is a squid, and it's in New Zealand. But their brains probably forgot the boring flight in between so I don't blame them.
If Mark were to end up at the restaurant I work at (not very likely but still), I would offer him some custard and some free large cheese curds.
I was there 2018 you're welcome tour
Thank you for coming to Adelaide, lots of people skip Adelaide when touring Australia
Ah yes, Auckland Australia.........
I want this octopus
I feel like this is Mark's karma- like a would you press the button
"Every time you go into a restaurant they give you endless deserts" BUT "You're in and out of hospitals for various physical injuries and ailments on a regular basis"
Ofc it was Tyler😂😂
LOL funny Distractable I liked this video PodCast clip yes!!!!👍😅
Man this video was a Sweet Treat to listen
Waiter really said Heist FOR Markiplier! 😂
A heist with Mark’s waiter😂
Auckland is in New Zealand 🥲
Aukland Australia does exist, from what Ik. But, they may've just forgotten exactly where they were.
No. There is no Auckland in Australia, or "Aukland" as you put it.
I wish I could get that much desert at a restaurant. That would be Epic.
When you mix up New Zealand and Australia...
A Heist FOR Markiplier!
Idk if you know, but we don’t have a place in Australia called Auckland. That’s in New Zealand lmao.
Edit: I kinda love how a 1/3 of the comment section is basically my comment. Btw, ik they prob made a simple verbal mistake, so don’t start w me.
It kinda wholesome how much everyone loves mark honestly
I'd give him broccoli
Auckland is in New Zealand. Did I mishear?
Yes unless there is also an Auckland, Australia. Who knows 🤷🏻♀️
I used to work at Cracker Barrel and if Mark came in no Coke Cake for him. Only extra chicken and dumplings.
Auckland in Australia now 😂😂
I miss the actual podcasts man.
why arent these being animated I would love to see this enourmous ice cream animated 🤣
Auckland Isn't in Australia!
I've only ever listened to the podcast up until now. Having never seen these 3 men in live action but rather only the podcast poster. And I'll be honest. I've had Mark and wade mixed up the entire time. 😂😂😂
I just saw the Lixian doll on bob shelf
this is so funny, but as a kiwi i kept getting irrationally annoyed whenever they said auckland was in australia. like NOOOOO WRONG COUNTRY XD
Wait, Mark was in Auckland? Holy shit, if I was in the city that day, I would've been able to meet him (maybe)
A heist for Markiplier.
Being a celebrity means some restaurant employees stuff you like a grandma
that is heist for markiplier
Prolly hoping for a good tip
It's good to be famous. 🤣🤣
"Cuz it was like, the hottest day in Australia--"
No, that's just Australia :(
2:25 that’s what she said
Honest mistake Mark. It was a hot day in New Zealand if you were in Auckland.
Lol
aukland is in New Zealand 😢
Says they were in Auckland, Australia. smh lmao
Can't stream video from this podcast on spotify anymore.
So sweet, want to give the diabetes.
Ah yes, the hottest day in Auckland, Australia. 😂 That guy made you a whole-ass octopus out of ice cream and you repay him by implying he’s Australian. That’s harsh.
a heist for markiplier
Markiplier Gets Creamed On By Octopus
I almost liked your comment until I read it again and started laughing.
@@DGKnight20 I am unsure of how to interpret this
A Heist for Markiplier
Listen waiters & waitresses, maybe Mark would like an extra chicken finger?
Wait you did a tour around Australia!? And I MISSED IT?!!??!?!?!?! 💔
Edit: spelling
lmao XD
When ppl want to be nice but ends up being too much at least they weren’t swarmed by fans
If I come in with a Markiplier cutout cardboard mask and say I’m markiplier will I get free dessert?
that's it. tyler is my hero. fucking based
Plot twist : it was PewDiePie bribing mark for the OF Tape.
:)
Yo
Wait was it a really octopus covered in chocolate or chocolate shaped like an octopus?
Considering real octopus can't melt I think it's safe to say it was an octopus-shaped chocolate
What happened to the 46+ mins long pods?
They switched the channel to a clip channel or animation
Yeah they switch it to direct people more their actual podcast on Spotify lol
I believe the deal with Spotify is exclusive, but they still get to post highlights.
Ok, hear me out...please don't hate me...
it's not an octopus....It's a squid
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Sometimes Mark just looks... more Asian
Deserts are all well and good but can you imagine someone thinking... Mark tries to eat healthy. And he walks into like cracker barrel and they give him several extra helpings of the green beans.
This is coming from the perspective of a health eater. I desperately wish restuarants would offer sides that were more than 6 broccoli florrets when i can get an order of frie the size of both my fists
This is why I Don't want to be a Celebrity/have a Face Reveal.
I dont get people going crazy for famous people, if i met these guys at most i would wave at them, i just feel like its weird to act like a fangirl