Mark Is Too Stupid to Understand Sports
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- Опубликовано: 16 апр 2022
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Tyler attempts to explain the basics of American Football but Mark's brain just can't comprehend how he got here in the first place!
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“Knives, whips, chains, I don’t judge.”- Mark Totally not a masochist fishbach, 2022.
Did you see Mark's video(s?) on self-defense?
At this point I think he just ratted himself out 😂
Masochist isn't the same as kinks.
says a masochist
Girl u sure ur not the one whos into the weird kinks and masochism yourself, wouldn't be surprised if u put yourself through that lmao
“That’s against the rules”
“It would be sick as hell though.”
Mark accidentally invents Rugby.
I feel like Mark would love Aussie rules since it's insane and pretty much what he described minus actual guns- though you never know 😂
RUGBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i love rugby
rugby union
@@bunnyday1473 minus guns, plus ballet and tiny tiny shorts
Somehow, SOMEHOW, Mark has made football even more American.
The guns? Of course!
Handeggball not Football
It's called backyard foodball.
This feels like an Unus Annus episode but with Mark taking Ethan’s role.
It really does- xD
LMAOOO
SKILLET
@@orpheus4282 SKRILLIT!
@@danharris761 Sk sk ... Skittle Sk sk skimmer ... spatula ... no ... skrillet ... wait ... skillet!!!!
With mark's knowledge of the game, I'm 90% sure he made the "fullback" joke without knowing that's a position too lmao
Why are people being divided in this sport? Is there a third-back, too???
@@lexa2310 I think it's how far "back" you are from the line. A quarterback is a quarter of the way back, a Half back is half the way back, and a full back is all the way back. :D
@@MunchKING so a fullback is at the end of the field?
No, it's how far back they are relative to each other. So imagine the guy who snaps the ball (he's called the center) as point zero. The quarterback is right behind him, then the halfback behind the quarterback, and the fullback behind the halfback. So the quarterback is quarter of the way back from the center, the halfback is half way back, and the fullback is the furthest player back from the center
At least, that's how it was when football was first being played. Nowadays the fullback and halfback positions have actually switched, so the fullback is usually in front of the halfback. Which means the position names don't make sense but are just leftovers from history
Edit to add: I was saying "No" to Lexa, Munch King is correct
@@treykelly2598 Holy crap, I never put that together in the 12 years I've watched the sport...
Why cut it off before Tyler said “don’t bring your kinks into this mark” 🤣
Bob
@@BigMeefer GMFST is Tyler and Mark. Tyler is a sports knower 😌
@@BigMeefer I thought it was Bob's voice as well but no, it's actually Tyler lol
@@vipbacon they’re both the same, like Jekyll and Hyde
@@vipbacon jeebus
Tyler is very good at explaining things, but also letting Mark get his material out. Not a lot of people do that.
It is really hard to make the "one person logically making way from point A to point B and the other trying SO hard to derail them" thing work.
Tyler: "Special Teams"
Mark: "you had my curiosity but now you have my attention"
Teaching Mark something must be a nightmare. Tyler is so patient.
Right 🤣
its tyler? not bob?
I thought it was bob 😭
@@anastachios No, it's Tyler. Mark has another podcast with Tyler called GO! My Favorite Sports Team.
Tyler has a Masters in sports administration and Mark knows nothing about team sports, so the premise is Tyler teaching Mark about sports.
Its TYLER!
“They’re like, psychologically controlled from their birth to hate balls” -Mark, 2022
Hm so Christian-
plz plz plz mark do other sports!!!
....me
they're lesbian?
As a defensive lineman I can say he's telling the truth
Mark is like a bored child using his imagination to make things more interesting
That is exactly what he is
Me when anyone tries to talk sports with me tbh
That is indeed what folks with adhd do
I have a feeling things would get EXCESSIVELY KINKY if Mark arranged a sports day.....
in other words, I'd finally sign up for football
If Mark's understanding of football was reality, I'd actually be interested.
Look into Blood Bowl
I am pretty what mark was describing is called active combat.
me too.
Same. I only saw games because I was in Marching Band.
Me 2
as someone who knows football, the merging quarterbacks and halfbacks was absolute gold
When Tyler said halfback I knew exactly what mark was gonna say and I still died of laughter.
Corner back is sad in the corner
Me, an empath, knows jokes are funny
Lamar Jackson has entered the chat
@Good For Nutting If you don't care then why are you so insistent?
Imagining this as Tyler being a coach who recruited Mark the engineering student as a last minute replacement for another team member desperately trying to explain football to Mark on the sidelines in the middle of a game is hilarious to me
Tyler just saying “sure” after Mark spouts nonsense is hilarious to me 😂😂
as an American who doesn't watch football, I am still no closer to understanding it than Mark is
The hardest part is all the small rules and penalties. The basic game is easy enough to understand. Offense throws or passes the ball. They have 4 attempts to move the ball 10 yards down the field and then their 4 attempts reset again until they get to the end and score a touchdown. Usually on the 4th Attempt if you don’t think you can get a touchdown you kick the ball. If you think you can get it though the posts on the other side of the field from where you are you do that and score 3 points. Otherwise you kick it as far as you can and the other team is on offense now. Every play ends when the player is down or out of bounds and then everyone sets up again. After a score the team that scores kicks the ball to the opposing team. Touchdowns are worth 6 points and after the score you get one play to kick for 1 point though the posts or attempt to get the ball in again from a short distance for 2 points. Most just kick for the 1 point in this case because it is easier. There are tons of minor rules that make it confusing even for the players but that is the base of the game.
I play video games so this actully made sense to me. I actully understood some of this and now football makes a little more sense to me!
@@Woodshadow still too smal brian for me to understand
@@Woodshadow Very interesting, but even if someone explained this to me like they'd explain to a 2 year old, I'd still be lost because small brain no like-y footbul or any sport that isn't hockey
@@jeffkealy5951 FACTS same
I'm wondering how much of this is actually Mark not knowing sports and him just trying to wind Tyler up a bit
Mark has said multiple times that does not know much about sports so probably both
For all the insanity, Marks understanding of defensive linemen is surprisingly on point
Yup! My brother-in-law and husband both played defense on their highschool football teams. The general idea was to get yourself enraged before a game to "psych up" and not let anything get through, lol. It's almost like acting out a violent scene on stage in a play or musical. Find something that really angers you personally, then channel that into your performance. Except that in American Football, you actually get to hit people. 😝
Very nice
Markiplier Before: “Let’s learn some football.”
Markiplier After: “The special team uses there guns as teamwork.”
🤣🤣🤣
their
There obviously is three teams in football.
1. The opposite team.
2. Your team.
3. And the team with the guns.
Read my name☝️
@Don't read my profile photo Okay
So I have learned 2 things here.
1.) Mark would be terrible at Football
2.) Mark would be amazing at Bloodbowl
WHAT IS BLOODBOWL I MUST KNOW
@@xMythStarx Warhammer Fantasy universe football.
Basically, fantasy races compete in a bloody, brutal and quite potentially lethal contest of 'put ball in other teams scoring area'.
You've got humans, elves, orcs, goblins, ogres, halflings, demons, undead, vampires, ratpeople and more.
I searched about blood bowl on RUclips and the first one was mark's videos playing the game 3 months ago xD
I showed this to my die hard football fan dad, I am now disowned, still worth it.
@@xMythStarx it's a dice game tho
turns out that when sports stops being sports, it actually becomes interesting.
4:27 as a guy who played as a defensive lineman all his life, I can confirm that we are all like this🤣
Do you hate balls that much too 😂
as someone who was a defensive lineman i can completely agree on everything he said about them. especially the stop the ball from birth part
So are you a knives, whips, or chains kinda guy?
@@hopsinburneraccount685 No, he's a the whole nine yards kinda guy.
He described lineman me so well.
I can further confirm that @chris cisewski and Mark are correct
Ayy fellow D line!
As someone who has never seen American football, I'm going to believe this is how it's played.
as an American who hates football and has only ever attended one game because I was getting paid to be there...
I will agree and say this is exactly what it's like
As an American who loves football this is exactly what it's like
As an American Football BALL who has been hit by a stray bullet by the "special team" that has been flown in by a silent helicopter I can confidently say that this is EXACTLY how this game is being played.
this is how Americans wish it was played tbh
yes yes please do, it’s a lot more interesting in my opinion 😭
0:41 the way Mark says "tight end" here always brings a chuckle out of me
As someone who played football in high school this seems accurate.
Why call it football when it’s NOT football?
FYI: Glitch at the end is "The multiverse is littered with the corpses of your failures" if anyone was wondering. Also with the glitch in the middle, Tyler glitched into a suit. Interesting.... Can't wait for part two!
@@crashedandgone2122 reference to ISWM
yeah i noted all of those, maybe this ties in with in space with markiplier in some way, adding to the markiplier lore?
@@crashedandgone2122 that's from the Warfstache videos, it represents trying to find a meaning in a world that doesn't have any and stuff like that
there was a similar glitch in the smash/pass gametheory pokemon video
@@diamondmemer9754 It's not that. The noir detective theme is also in In Space With Markiplier, which we're currently right in the middle of.
"The multiverse is filled with the corpses of your mistakes"
I feel like the next part is really shaping into something big
I'm unable to like the above comment because its already at 69 likes
markiplier is a genius
I saw *"The multiverse is littered with the corpses of your failures..."*
Still holds the same dark as heck meaning doh-
When
I agree
I love how, if you have a silly/stupid idea for a sport, there is most likely a rule for or against you in the book already cause someone tried that.
I would genuinely have an anxiety attack trying to tell mark anything if this is how he receives new information 😂
"Stacking onto players shoulders" Mark inadvertently invents the AFL.
...Alternate football league? like, it's football, but they follow absolutely no rules, and everything just erupts into chaos? I could watch that.
@@justinsbuzz Australian Football League, or just footy as we call it here in Australia
@@madamadam4088 another Aussie let’s go!
Tbh AFL is overrated tho no hate
@@Chungyboi-jk1wm to be fair, Aussie Rules football is a great game. Very fun to play. But the AFL ruins it.
@@tyrannicpuppy I 100% agree
Markiplier: “I learned something today.”
Also Mark: “Football is used for a battle mission.”
He’s confused but he’s got the spirit
Imagine if this was an actual tactic that the government would use for mission in their special ops forces.
Stop calling it football when it’s NOT football in the slightest
Europeans:
"You could have told me this was actually how American football worked and I would believe you"
Alternate title: Mark tries his best to finally make football interesting.
Gridiron ball/handeggball NOT football
@@oxfanblink4115the REAL football 🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🏈🏈
I desperately-- DESPERATELY-- want to see Mark's version of Football.
May I introduce you to bloodbowl
I need to see this
@@crazypartyguy7330 That is what I am thinking too.
Might make American football worth watching 😂
same. or i just want to see him try football but just be doing stupid shit like trying to form a line of 11 players
as someone who knows football, the merging quarterbacks and halfbacks was absolute gold.
And the fullback reference too
@@condified1796 god, could you imagine that unit? No manager or coach ever want to trade their full back for 4 "lesser" quarter backs
@@muhhamadavdol3781 Agreed, the system has become more "valuable" than the terms of quarter, half, and full back.
American Football.
@@muhhamadavdol3781 I wholeheartedly agree with your statement
If Mark's version of football was real, I would watch football ALL the time. Would never miss a game. Honestly, I am quite sad that it isn't real. You know...Mark...If u REALLY wanted to have a football game like u describe, he we all know u could make that happen...😉😉
It’s NOT football if you don’t play with the ball at your feet
I wasn't interested in this podcast until now.
This sounds perfect. Mark has exactly the questions I have and Tyler has the patience to humour them
Mark is just trying his best to understand sports... or break Tyler, one of the two
@Lite Cosmo we didn’t asked
@@datsonicfan youtube has a bot problem, ignore and report them
Or.....both at the same time.
Both. Both
both. ALWAYS both
It's very rare you can tell exactly when a normal conversation is completely lost before it happens, but you can see this exact phenomena the MOMENT Tyler mentioned a Special Teams.
@sokin jon honestly, as an American, who is also in band and forced to go to all the Friday Night Football games to play for the teams for morale and stuff... I wish it was played like this! Then I wouldn't have like 10 pointless time killing games on my phone specifically for football season lmao
@@Rynn- Lol same.
0:34
YOU CALL THIS A DEFENSE? WE CALL THIS A DIFFICULTY TWEAK
As a defensive lineman in a girl’s game of football at my high school I was told to bark at the other team so I can, in fact, say that we do not take shit from anyone 😭
Stop calling it football when it’s NOT football in the slightest
"The multiverse is littered with the corpses of your failures", we like to keep things optimistic here on the Markiplier channel
That's just an ad, it can appear on other videos
@@chaoscrow27 they’re not talking about the ad. they’re reffering to the random cuts in the video where mark and tyler glitch out and the screen shows hidden messages
@@anon760 OHHHHHHHHHHH I was wondering what the glitching was about
Its from markiplier's new video "the multiverse is littered with the corpses of your failures" from in space with markiplier.
@@Agent_ransu101 and the black and white old timeline
Mark: **Doesn't Understand ANY word Tyler is saying**
Also Mark: "Uh-huh. Yup. Yeah. Ok"
Then he remade football with guns, sounds like markiplier.
Thats just how neurodivergent people work lmao i do the same things mark do
that's bob
wait oh my god it's tyler that's why bob's voice was so weird
plz plz plz mark do other sports!!!
3:29 If a normal football game was like this I would be way more into sports.
Stop calling it football when it’s NOT football in the slightest
@@oxfanblink4115blud hasn't heard of regional dialect before XD
@@oxfanblink4115
Why are you so upset over people calling it football? I've seen you under every comment that mentions word "football" saying this. You have nothing better to do with your time?
@@SlightlyStressedOatmeal It isn’t football if you use your hands more than your feet to move the ball. So as a Brit it’s annoying
I'm so glad I'm not the only one that's confused about Football-
It’s NOT football in the slightest
The fact that he kept mentioning guns while describing American football makes it sound completely accurate to non-Americans.
Hell it even sounds accurate to Americans as well.
@@Darin_Tomlinson hell yeah bro wanna go to the game but make sure you bring your Glock you’ll never know when you need to shoot a winning shot into the air as we chug our beers with a corn dog in our lap. Yeehaw
@@Noelleanderson 😭😭 most American thing ever
@@cydneylucy2139 nahhh the grammars to good
@@sallybotsstobyllas7611 American detected
"mark is too stupid to understand sports"
he understands a lot for a band kid
Hey what's that supposed to mean I'm a band nerd and I play football, cross country, Track and field, and am good at all things.
NATURALLY.
As a band kid, that's fair. Watched it for four years in high school and I still don't know what's going on. Though to my credit I did yell tackle him a fair bit in my senior year XD
Band kids always had to play in the Pep band, attending every game, lots of exposure to football.
@@kerikrogel9126 my school didn’t have a football team
@@kerikrogel9126 dude im a band kid and i dont know shit about football and neither does anyone else in the band. thats just my experience lol
1:20 Pft love that Fairly Odd Parents reference with Da Rules.
Mark has exactly the same sort of understanding of sportsball as I do, bless him. (And bless the animators, holy shit.)
Despite Mark's interpretations of football, this has actually been the only explanation of the rules of football than I've ever really understood
Offense gets four attempts to go ten yards or else the other team gets the ball. Those are called downs. That’s why you hear “first down”
@@thomascampbell350 Four attempts, to clarify for football noobs. Teams traditionally "punt" to the other team on fourth down to give them less favorable field position but by rule that's optional. That's why you hear a lot of "going for it on fourth down" toward the end of the game, or "they're in fourth down territory" whenever a team is behind near the very end.
As someone who isn`t american and hasn`t grown up with the sport, as good of the explanation of the sport may have been in this video, to me it was nothing but nonsensical gibberish, and it confirmed my pre-concieved notion the whole sport is kinda dumb...
Though to be fair, even though I grew up in a country where football (not the American veriety, to be clear) is basicly part of our culture, I still don`t know or understand much beyond ball must go in goal...
I still don't get the special team thing, there's a 3rd team of special ops?
@@andreanastacio9548
Don’t worry, we have football in my country and I’m still clueless.
I don’t think this is Mark being “too stupid” as much as it is Mark Tries to Exploit Football Rules For a More Interesting Game, which tbh I would rather watch.
Some of the other comments are saying Mark invented Rugby, so I'm gonna have to start paying attention to that now lol
I think the problem is, it would be fun to watch _the first time._ Maybe a couple times. But the thing with professional sports is, you have to exploit EVERY advantage you can get. So suddenly a move that was a surprise upset, "holy crap what's going to happen next?!" becomes a guaranteed thing, happening every single game, probably *several times* each game. That gets old and stale really quickly. Not to mention, these kinds of tactics with 6'2", 250lb dudes (average height and weight for American football players)? That's gonna be murder on their backs and shoulders, plus serious, dangerous injuries would skyrocket.
Most sports develop their "boring" rules because the whole point is to keep the focus on tactics and choices, where there is no obvious guaranteed strategy. And games that _develop_ a "guaranteed" strategy are, or at least are hoped to be, ones that are ripe for a sudden shift, where a new strategy that punctures a hole in the old one comes along. (This is, more or less, how the "full-court press" strategy rose to dominance in basketball, as it was initially seen as "unrefined" in part because its roots were among African-American players in the days of segregation, but it proved to be both more interesting to watch _and_ better at winning games, which means most teams use some variation of it today. Now it has become the strategy _du jour,_ which everyone else searches for a way to break.)
In general, you _want_ the rules of a proper sport to be boring, either because they're very basic (like soccer/football) or because they're very precise (like American football/gridiron). That way, the focus isn't on who _exploits the rules_ better, but rather on who _plays_ better.
And I say this as someone who finds most sports not all that engaging. I'm a mega nerd, sports are for _other_ people (though frankly I enjoy the food on Superb Owl Sunday.)
@@ZekeRaiden id argue that by making no official rules the meta would still change every season maybe multiple times a season just because every time someone finds an exploit that becomes the meta then the next game the opposing team is trying to find an exploit that works specifically against the original exploit and would actually keep the game interesting since it'd actually be dynamic and constantly changing
@@ZekeRaiden 6'2, 250, that's like an average running back or Linebacker in thr NFL 10 years ago, so.... they bigger now, which means it's gonna hurt a lot more. Watching a 6'4 330lb offensive Guard pull on a running play is already terrifying enough. Letting him do whatever is a dangerous game
Rugby feels like a lawless brawl the first time you watch it if you're used to American football, but there are still lots and lots of rules. Rules in sports are what make it fun (and relatively safe) to play, but boring to watch.
To be honest, even a no-rules deathmatch would end up being boring, a sniper in a Gilly suit or a drone operator would win every time. There has to be at least some structure to sports, just not so much as we have today, where gameplay is constantly interrupted by referees due to either technicalities or purposely taking a fall to play the rules.
he tries....he fails....hysterically....but he tries
I love Tyler's laugh. Mark.....*sigh* mark mark. I'd love to hear him try to learn basketball or soccer. Capture the flags even better.
Hey. I'll give him some credit. Mark's understanding of football is still wayyy better than mine.
Now I wonder what IS you're understanding, please tell.
Every episode whenever Mark says what he already knows about a sport before Tyler goes into a deeper explanation, Mark always knows more than I do 😅
Lol same. I still don't get it
4 years of marching band and I still don't know what a first down is.
I love how Mark interprets football into a military tactical operation the devolves straight into mad angry ball hating babies
Love the 'In space with Markeplier" references
0:00 (WHISTLE BLOWS!!!) “Nothing.”
Tyler: *explains football*
Me: Okay, don't understand much but okay.
Mark: *recaps football*
Me: Okay, I understand absolutely nothing but I'm enjoying it.
It's Bob...
@@EthanMoran1999 No, that is definitely Tyler. Tyler and Mark literally have a podcast about sports; how could it not be him?
@@Silver-StarGazing Incomprehensible, I have suffered a terrible fate.
@@EthanMoran1999 mark and Tyler has another podcast called Go, My Favourite sports team
This clip, I believe is Football Primer
@@EthanMoran1999 ngl, I thought he sounded like bob too
I will never understand football no matter how many times someone tries to explain it to me, so I totally understand Mark and his confusion 😂
Get the ball to the other end without getting whallumphed off the face of the earth by a man-machine is about as much as I can understand about American football.
Same but to be fair I ain't American so there is no point on learning any of that
But this isn't football...?
Simplest explanation I could come up with:
2 teams
Offense and defense
Offense has 4 chances to get touchdown (1st-4th down)
If offense gets 10 yards, chances reset
On 4th down, in most cases, offense will punt, but they can go for it and get the 10 yards
Defense has to stop the offense
Punt: offensive team kicks ball to other team because if they don’t make the 10 yards on their 4th chance, it’s a turnover and defense gets ball.
So you punt for better defensive field position
@@SieMiezekatze even if you are American there is no point, it's really just a past time that people really seem to enjoy watching or playing.
OK but that part where the defensive linemen were raging and one of them in the middle was aggressively punching his birthday cake was so hilarious LOL it made me laugh so hard
Mark's rendition is calvin-ball.
With less rules getting made up within seconds
Whenever someone explains how football works, I just can't fathom how drunk people are able to follow it
Step 1: Watch the ball.
its like any sport, you don’t need to know all the nuances and rules most of the time, all you have to know is run all the way 6 points, allowed to try to get 2 or 1 more points after scoring, cant run all the way, kick ball for 3 points
As a non-American who DOESN'T UNDERSTAND american fotball I accept this explanation as canon.
As an American who doesn't understand American footfall I also accept this explanation as canon
@@keatslocksley1919 as an American who has a friend that plays American Football, I also accept this explanation as cannon
As an American Football I can also accept this as canon
@@keatslocksley1919 dam it that's what I wanted to say 🤣
@@ringoferrer2343 as a non-American football, I accept this as canon
"can you just have a line of 11 people and keep snapping it back?"
"well you could you just probably would lose"
I don't even like football but if Mark started a team like this I would be a #1 fan
Stop calling it football when it’s NOT football in the slightest
I'm not gonna lie, Mark's descriptions sound like a hilarious fusion of football and paint ball guns that I'd be down to watch.
I call it Pootball.
The fact that paintball isn't an Olympic sport is a tragedy. It shouldn't be an issue at all, just regulate the gear and everything should be fine.
@@rafewarren1034 This made me chuckle way too loudly
Paintfoot
@@StuffandThings_ I would of never thought of that. I actually like it better.
I fucking loved how Mark thought the special teams work. Football would be so much more fun
@Lite Cosmo well I’ve heard of Markiplier. I have no idea who you are so I don’t think you’re better I’m not sure but I don’t think you are.
And deadly!
Read my name💕💕
@Don't read profile photo no
If football actually worked like how Mark described it, stacking players included, I might actually have another try watching it
"theyre dropped in speed drop, helicopter _'fleuuhh'_ but a _silent_ helicopter, *_'NREEUURGHHH'_* - no _nreeuurghhh_ , NOTHING, just-"
_"ʰʰᵒᵒʰʰʰʰʰ"_
No clue why or how this channel was in my recommendations. But this channel is pure gold. Glad to be here
I love how Tyler started dumbing it down and using simple baby sentences. “Defense stop ball.”
😄
I thought that was Bob through the whole video?
@@icy8042 it says Tyler in the description, but I thought it was Bob too lol
@@elementalcardboard me too
I think mark specifically asked him to lol
It's basically become a staple of the podcast, and it's great. Tyler's getting really good at it too!
"He throws, or chucks back, or runs himself..."
Sounds like Marks next project will be Football with Markiplier.
The "correct path" through the project will be trial-and-error navigating your way across the field without encountering the special ops.
Can confirm, Mark just ordered a Ghillie suit.
@@benjaminoechsli1941 And the captain of the special ops turns out to have been Wilford Warfstache all along.
I really hope he does do that.
YES OMG
Has anybody noticed the weird phasing thing in his videos, honestly I love it
This is the closest i will ever come to understanding football even though i spent all 4 years of high school going to football games because i was in marching band and had no choice.
Tyler makes it so much easier to understand, even with Mark being Mark about it.
Mark: “They’re psychologically controlled from birth to hate ball.”
Me: Wha?
4:39
ultra straight football player.
edit: Now that I think about is, transbian really hates ball
Well that's unfortunate since they are all men.
ok but its the best way to describe a defensive lineman
When Mark hears the words "special teams"
The animator: cloaker noises.
*high-pitched noise that causes fear*
I showed this to my die hard football fan dad, I am now disowned, still worth it.
We call this a difficulty tweak
I was not expecting a fucking PAYDAY reference, wow, thank you.
I have the cloaker sound effect as my alarm
As a actual football linemen. Mark definitely hit the nail on the head with the defensive linemen
Why call it football when it’s NOT football?
@@oxfanblink4115 are you British?
@@brotherc8993 Yes and actual football is so called soccer. Not the almost rugby league for massive wimps who don’t know what it’s like to be properly hit version
This is like the reverse version of trying to teach an old person how to use a computer.
one: tyler is an amazing teacher
two: i’m just like mark when the subject is sports
Same
That’s not Tyler, that’s Bob...
@@MystralThunder babe, look at the description
@@MystralThunder wrong podcast
Quarterback get ball
Quarterback throw ball
Defense tackle
Tyler: talks about football
Mark: “so after the special teams parachute into the stadium..”
What a beautiful mind Mark has
@miko foin yes lmao
I’m pretty sure that was Bob’s voice in this video.
@@brandiriggall9715 no its tyler
As soon as I read this, Mark said it lmaooo
@@brandiriggall9715 OMG I THOUGHT IT WAS BOB TOO JAJDJDJAJSHA NOPE WE WERE WRONG
This is exactly how it feels playing dnd with a party that LOVES shenanigans
Waiting for halftime and just playing random stand tunes when the other team is on offense to try and distract them would be a lot more interesting with Mark's version. Maybe the marching band won't freeze to the bleachers😀
"Knives, whips, chains; I don't judge."
And he says he's not a masochist...? /lh/j
Not being judgmental is masochism now? Does anyone in this community own a dictionary? 😭😭 /hj
@@judestarbabypup The "I don't judge" wasn't a reference for the masochist part, the "knives, whips, chains" part is. 😅 The pain and enjoyment and whips. Etc.... that is where the masochist lies hahah
IT'S A POWER THING
@@judestarbabypup It's also a running joke of Markiplier doing things which inflict pain on himself then insisting he isn't a masochist.
@@judestarbabypup sorry! i should've added the tone indicators in there when i wrote it; it's been a running joke in the community that markiplier likes feeling pain being inflicted onto him and yet continues to claim he isn't a masochist; it was a joke, and i've edited it with tone indicators to help ^^ hope you get the joke now, though! /gen/lh
I love how Mark's mind immediately goes to stacking football players on top of each other.
Read my name..
Yeah!
These replies are sad
What in the actual fuck. OK, seriously, RUclips, get your shit together. This _cannot_ be legal. It's really sad and just sick how the comment section has just gone completely down the toilet.
Read my name..
2:06 Mark & I have the same brain
I would have loved it if they used Potara instead of the Metamoran fusion again.
We need more animators working on these primers. This is comedy gold!!!
They should re-title this: "Jock Tries to teach Sports to a Gamer with STRONG ADD"
LOL
@sokin jon same
What are they adding
tyler is not a jock lol
"Jock Tries to teach Sports to a Ex Band kid with STRONG ADD"
Sports rules: *exist *
Mark: *“Rules? Never heard of her”*
yea fr 😂
For real
Read my name🎉
I am so sorry about all of these bots, jesus christ
Leaving this comment to counteract them ✊😭
@@Instabruh.User.. shut up,we didn’t asked.
Everybody gangster till the referee says "ENEMY AC 130 ABOVE!"
Dude, I wanna see mark's NFL more than the actual NFL. You realize how much more interested in sports I would be in if all of Mark's rules were implemented? 😂😂
yeah itd be a lot more fun to see people actually die on the field
You’ve even got some Dragonball fusion in there, I’d pay to go see that.
it basically sounds like Blood Bowl to me ngl.
At one moment there are eleven people snapping the ball and then some guy is throwing another guy and then both teams get massacred by seal team six
@@gen-shigaming6023 Well ofc, Special Ops is gonna make sure of it too
My favorite part is hearing Tyler just quietly dying in the background while Mark is explaining this insane version of football, just the wheezing lmao
Sounds like Tyler just gave up on the idea mark will ever understand football.
@@rafewarren1034 Tyler gave up on Mark understanding a lot of things lol
i think i either understand football way more or way less now but honestly marks interpretation is just so much better
Stop calling it football when it’s NOT football in the slightest
bro i know its not called football im british its just that most of the viewers are probably american
these animations are just special how they are so wierdly unique and funny
“And there’s another team waiting to assassin them. They’ll all die..”
“WHAT NO-“
That got me dying-
Edit:JESUS H. CHRISTY-HOW?! I GOT 1.5k?!
@Don't read profile photo we wont
Read my name😢
Wait timestamp plz😭😭😂
@Kavetion nobody cares anymore
@@cinnomorollbun 0:20 the op commenter worded it a bit differently tho
This is honestly the closest I've come to understanding american football. Thank you Mark.
Reading this just as he says it😂
Why do I feel that Markiplier's version of Football is an SCP?
It’s NOT football in the slightest
God bless Tyler, the patience he has to have...
i would pay big bucks to watch mark’s interpretation of football
Lol
@YeaMan Can't even spell the word 'page'.
Same tho
Yes, I'd actually watch football then.
Next Squid game
The story is already funny, but Haricz's animation makes it even more hilarious lol
lmao ikr it remind me a lot of the LORE animation, back in the day.
absolutely