In the not too distant present, earlier today, there lived a guy named Jerk. He had subscribers in his sway. He did reviews of attractions and rides which ranged from bad to fun. He tricked Doggans and Spazzmaster into making fun of Walt Disney's infamous disaster. We'll mock the presentation, with fun, snarky quips. (Lalala) "We'll get some catharsis because we're mad Disney killed Blip." Now keep in mind, Jerk can't control what Walt said way back when. (Lalala) He'll have to mock it in "Great moments with Mr. Lincoln". Park geek role call: Flip cam! Tony! Dave Ganssle! CHUUUUUUCK! If you're wondering how they could afford renting out that big space... (Lalala) Repeat to yourself, "It's just a vid, I should really shut my face!" Oh, Disney Attraction Theater 3000!
I like to imagine, Tony, that when you're not with us you're just perched on top of Cinderella's castle screeching into the night. And when visitors ask about the terrifying gargoyle that sulks around the Christmas themed Haunted Mansion, crew members say "we do not speak of it."
"Tell me about the rabbits, Walt!" "Universal stole them from me so I made you." ...Ya know, under normal circumstances I would never do this. But... 👍👍👍👍👌👍👍
I loved this interaction: "The people you see on the street are full-size people, they were not made by Walt Disney." “But he’ll acquire them eventually.”
"Representing the Catholic, Protestant, and Jewish faith" Random audience member: "What about Muslims?!" "Hehe, I sure love whatever Middle Eastern food you're talking about. Okay, search him and see if he has any bom-" Random audience member: "I can still hear you!"
Jerk, this was phenomenal. I admit I've never seen the entire opening day telecast, just snippets and B-roll footage used in documentaries and such, so this is gonna be a fun experience.
16:40 The military still has chaplains. The pledge of allegiance still has "under God" in it. Public parks and courthouses still have the ten commandments on display. Separation of church and state is still mostly just a polite suggestion.
Not even two minutes in and you three are already making me nearly suffocate from laughing. Good to see you back Jerk! Charlie and Dave really bounce great from your comedy Tony.
"Why would Steven Spielberg get a date wrong?" In the same movie, they spell "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly. Yet somehow got "Metriacanthosaurus" right. :p
Rewatching this riff in its entirety for Disneyland’s 65th birthday (Part 1), even though we can’t celebrate in person we can still celebrate from afar.
Does anybody else watch this and think it's amazing that telecast survived? This was from the early days of television when shows (ESPECIALLY stuff like this) were created to be viewed once, "nobody will ever care about seeing this again" and tapes were reused because they were expensive? I know Disney was forward thinking, but think about the fact the video of the first Superbowl doesn't exist.
Yeah, but keep in mind, Disney was the first studio in Hollywood to hire someone whose only job was "archivist." Walt made sure to preserve this stuff because he knew there was a good chance people in the future would want to see it.
Fantastic! I'm loving the new formats and experiments. Both this and your State of the Parks are great and I can't wait to see more. Quick question, are you planning to return to Universal at any point or will you be sticking with Disney?
+Tony Goldmark I actually really want to see you go to knotts berry, since my friends and I used to go there all the time on the weekends and get two funnel cakes!
Given the context, it was after WWII, that was simply how one displayed a sense of patriotism. (I'm disturbed about how much this comment chain actually bothers me.)
Ronnie Reagan: So I'm not good enough to get top billing at the Disneyland opening. Well I'll show them I'll run for President in 1980 and win by a landslide because my opponent is a complete idiot
Now that you mention it, I sure do hope they will later this year...more specifically for the telecast of Disney World's opening day to coincide with the 50th anniversary.
I noticed how they mentioned the costume designer,so when exctly did the "Mickey ouse is real and we will fire our employees for claiming the opposite" policy start?
Well, the costumes in this telecast were meant to be opening-day only. They didn't start having daily costumed characters for meet-and-greets until the early 60s or so, so...I'm guessing then.
I have a friend who worked at Disney World in Florida during the early 00's, and he said yes. Same with the underground tunnels and the accidental deaths caused by the parades.
I always come back to this vid and it always cracks me up, hope we get a new one in the future, may I recommend the Walt Disney World grand opening special? Keep up the amazing work!
Wait a minute! The movie Sleeping Beauty didn't come out until 1959 yet they had the Sleeping Beauty castle at the park in 1955? How does that work? Was Sleeping Beauty supposed to come out that year and get delayed or something?
Is it heresy to say I liked this more than MST3K? Tbf, the movies they riff are often agonizingly slow (still the writers' choice), and they're making references that my generation is much less likely to get.
If there is a part II or III, Ronald reagan will introduce tommorowland, the world of 1986. When hell be president. There is guaranteed to be Back to the future references.
I thought they were still able to superimpose images on the background, like in Flash Gordon with the iguanas made to look giant? But I see what you did there.
55 likes and 0 dislikes.....conspiracy theory, I suppose? ....Probably Not. Now that I "liked" this video I guess now it's 56--ohhhhh......umm......"spared no expense?"
Oh, believe us, we know. That's why we make deliberate references to MST3K every chance we get. And we had the opportunity to bow our heads in person when we filmed the last shot of part three.
When you filmed it on location, was it at 2015 when the actual 60th anniversary happened or was it the year you released and Disney really did leave that 60 sign on the castle for a long time?
In the not too distant present, earlier today, there lived a guy named Jerk. He had subscribers in his sway. He did reviews of attractions and rides which ranged from bad to fun. He tricked Doggans and Spazzmaster into making fun of Walt Disney's infamous disaster. We'll mock the presentation, with fun, snarky quips. (Lalala) "We'll get some catharsis because we're mad Disney killed Blip." Now keep in mind, Jerk can't control what Walt said way back when. (Lalala) He'll have to mock it in "Great moments with Mr. Lincoln". Park geek role call: Flip cam! Tony! Dave Ganssle! CHUUUUUUCK! If you're wondering how they could afford renting out that big space... (Lalala) Repeat to yourself, "It's just a vid, I should really shut my face!" Oh, Disney Attraction Theater 3000!
You should be a full on parody artist, you have the potential.
KidSnivy69 Thanks!
***** No prob. I can't remember which of the Jerk's videos it was, but you did another one of these I though was just as good.
KidSnivy69 I believe it was part 3 of his "The Haunted Mansion" review where I parodied the AVGN theme.
***** Yep that was the video, and even if you can't record music you've got great lyrics
I like to imagine, Tony, that when you're not with us you're just perched on top of Cinderella's castle screeching into the night. And when visitors ask about the terrifying gargoyle that sulks around the Christmas themed Haunted Mansion, crew members say "we do not speak of it."
Ask was Irene Dun would have Walted! *burst out laughing*
CellSpex Didn't know you watched Some Jerk With A Camera. Cool!
Look at the old costumes. (1955 - 1959).
"Tell me about the rabbits, Walt!"
"Universal stole them from me so I made you."
...Ya know, under normal circumstances I would never do this. But...
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The Isaac Munger Show That was easily the best joke in the entire video.
"And then Warner Bros. made a better one, but stuck him at an inferior park." ;)
It's always a tradition I watch this riff on Disneyland's birthday...and I still quote this video in the parks.
14:24 Walt: "To All who come to this happy place... Welcome.
Jerk: "I'm Some Jerk With A C-"
Walt: "Disneyland is your land."
Jerk: "Oh"
Walt: "Don't interrupt me."
The "tell me about the rabbits" joke was priceless. Probably one of the best jokes in the entire video.
This was awesome. Maybe a riff of that DCA special someday?
Despite its coverage in Part 1 of its series, the EPCOT Center opening special is also a prime candidate.
They could probably go to town with some of the older "Anthology" episodes.
I would kill for DCA or Epcot. Literally kill
More riffing please!! Really funny stuff guys!!!
I like how Tony's spoofing MST3K I don't think many online critic/comedians would go to these lengths just to serve a few funny one liners. I like it
I loved this interaction:
"The people you see on the street are full-size people, they were not made by Walt Disney."
“But he’ll acquire them eventually.”
I lost it at the "Tell me about the rabbits Walt" part
"The Jews wouldn't ride the train for some reason..."
*Laughs so hard he ruptures his spleen*
The theme park equivalent of MST3K and I love it :P
Already looking forward to the next parts; great riffing guys!
Hey Jerk! You should do Some Jerk Riffs to those cheesy Disney park specials from the 70s, 80s or 90s. They are downright riffable! ;)
Well, we'll see how well the internet responds to this one. Maybe I'll do this sort of thing more often!
+Tony Goldmark please keep these coming! I've never laughed so hard in my life!!!
Walt: Now all I need to do is buy a major comic book company and the most popular space opera of all time
Oh yeah and some stupid sock puppets or something
@@tandnmom100 And that funny lamp thingy
snakes3425 You fool, that'll never work!
And 20th Century Fox
"Representing the Catholic, Protestant, and Jewish faith"
Random audience member: "What about Muslims?!"
"Hehe, I sure love whatever Middle Eastern food you're talking about. Okay, search him and see if he has any bom-"
Random audience member: "I can still hear you!"
"The most iconic speech in theme park history"...
...will eventually be stolen....I-I mean 'borrowed' by some jerk with a camera.
"off-brand mickey no!" my new favorite quote
Jerk, this was phenomenal. I admit I've never seen the entire opening day telecast, just snippets and B-roll footage used in documentaries and such, so this is gonna be a fun experience.
Bob: Directly behind you ...
Jerk: IS THE MURDERER!
Words cannot express how awesome this is!
Was that.....was that a Fun in Balloon Land reference? Holy shit it was!
"Risking personal injury in Balloonland! Ready to sue in Balloonland!"
16:40 The military still has chaplains. The pledge of allegiance still has "under God" in it. Public parks and courthouses still have the ten commandments on display. Separation of church and state is still mostly just a polite suggestion.
This is genuinely hilarious, please do more of these.
Dang, you went DEEP for that Danny Thomas walnuts reference. Bravo!
Not even two minutes in and you three are already making me nearly suffocate from laughing. Good to see you back Jerk! Charlie and Dave really bounce great from your comedy Tony.
"Why would Steven Spielberg get a date wrong?" In the same movie, they spell "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly. Yet somehow got "Metriacanthosaurus" right. :p
Jerk, on behalf of your fans, more of these! Please and thank you
Maybe someday.
Tony Goldmark “maybe” is enough, no rush on it
@@billgoff1687 agreed
Rewatching this riff in its entirety for Disneyland’s 65th birthday (Part 1), even though we can’t celebrate in person we can still celebrate from afar.
Does anybody else watch this and think it's amazing that telecast survived? This was from the early days of television when shows (ESPECIALLY stuff like this) were created to be viewed once, "nobody will ever care about seeing this again" and tapes were reused because they were expensive? I know Disney was forward thinking, but think about the fact the video of the first Superbowl doesn't exist.
Yeah, but keep in mind, Disney was the first studio in Hollywood to hire someone whose only job was "archivist." Walt made sure to preserve this stuff because he knew there was a good chance people in the future would want to see it.
Hey,@@TonyGoldmark when you do a riff on Disneyland 59" for the 60th Anniversary of Monorail, Submarine Voyage and Matterhorn Bobsleds?
This is one of the best riffs I've seen in ages! Well done!
This is MST3K worthy :) Well done.
The more I watch this, the more I love it. :D
Thanks!
I have to say that this is your funniest video yet! Keep up the great work!
"Don't look at me. I thought we were here to review Fantasmic!" And then, just over a year later, they did!
But we'd also ALREADY reviewed it - ruclips.net/video/3g-KBvWJytU/видео.html
Very happily shared with the fans of the Tales from the Jungle Crews podcast... Great job, can't wait for part 2.
"Walt checks to make sure the sniper's in place..." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Fantastic! I'm loving the new formats and experiments. Both this and your State of the Parks are great and I can't wait to see more.
Quick question, are you planning to return to Universal at any point or will you be sticking with Disney?
From now on Some Jerk will go back and forth between them, and maybe even hit some other parks too.
+Tony Goldmark I look forward to it.
So Seaworld when? (Just kidding.)
+Tony Goldmark I actually really want to see you go to knotts berry, since my friends and I used to go there all the time on the weekends and get two funnel cakes!
+Amber Gong He's been: ruclips.net/video/lEtBofYQLHs/видео.html
Can't believe it took me this long to notice you had someone in a Lincoln costume walking out of the theater as the jerk and friends walk in
I think that was a cast member. Either way, complete coincidence that it happened at that moment.
@@TonyGoldmark and there was your chance to claim you worked with Daniel Day Lewis
"were havin fun in cartoon land".Holy Crap I was actually thinking of Balloon land while watching this LOL
Yay Yay!
wonderful! funny as hell! loved it! can't wait for the next part!
I'm downright disturbed by how overtly militaristic this entire thing is.. 50s america I guess.. great riffing
Ohhhh, just WAIT til part two.
They do a song-and-dance number about guns.
Not even kidding.
+OtakuboyT Doc: Clint Who?
That old guy who babbles incoherently at furniture.
+Tony Goldmark Oh god...I know which number you're talking about...I can't wait to see you riff it!!
Given the context, it was after WWII, that was simply how one displayed a sense of patriotism. (I'm disturbed about how much this comment chain actually bothers me.)
Ronnie Reagan: So I'm not good enough to get top billing at the Disneyland opening. Well I'll show them I'll run for President in 1980 and win by a landslide because my opponent is a complete idiot
You guys should do more riffs together
Now that you mention it, I sure do hope they will later this year...more specifically for the telecast of Disney World's opening day to coincide with the 50th anniversary.
I noticed how they mentioned the costume designer,so when exctly did the "Mickey ouse is real and we will fire our employees for claiming the opposite" policy start?
Well, the costumes in this telecast were meant to be opening-day only. They didn't start having daily costumed characters for meet-and-greets until the early 60s or so, so...I'm guessing then.
Is that seriously a thing?
+Wintermute01001 Oh yes. Even the people in those costumes have to say they're "friends of" that character. It's meant to maintain the illusion.
I have a friend who worked at Disney World in Florida during the early 00's, and he said yes. Same with the underground tunnels and the accidental deaths caused by the parades.
Tony Goldmark and they borrowed the costumes from the ice capades
Thank you for the incredible laugh I have just had
I happen to be watching this , entirely coincidentally without realising it, on Disneyland's 62nd anniversary.
not even 5 min into this video and already loving it!
This is the best riffing I've ever heard.
You should do a video on some more 4D rides, like Spongebob 4D.
That “I only watch channel awesome” joke aged like fine wine.
(Sigh) Yeah, I know. Sorry bout that.
It aged more like milk, sadly.
I always come back to this vid and it always cracks me up, hope we get a new one in the future, may I recommend the Walt Disney World grand opening special? Keep up the amazing work!
5:05 I wish she said something like "THE TWILIGHT ZONE TOWER OF TERROR" Then it turns out that Tony Goldmark is actually in the Twilight Zone.
Wow, this was actually something I wanted you to do, but I didn't thought you would actually do it.
This is a great idea becuse as a fan of MST3K and Riftraxs I dig this
Riff all of the other televised Disney Park openings
DCA especially!
Disneyland 59! (Presented by Kodak)
Hope to see you guys in the Park! I got a whole week here in my family's personal Mecca of the Mouse and my film ain't gonna use itself!
11:09 Damn, Spazz with the Looney Tunes Back in Action reference. That's a rare sight on this platform.
Isn’t it funny they had Ronald Reagan there and the dateline for Tomorrowland is 1986 when Reagan would be president.
2:32 The kids love that one
Sir we don't allow selfie sticks in the par-- oh it's just a gun never mind.
And decades later Disney would own ABC.
This park has unavoidibly detained by prankish spirits
Congratulations. You're almost more obscure than MST3K.
one of my favs.
You guys are hilarioushilarious
Hilarious
The original description feels even more apt
5:45
Holy shit, that's Ronald Reagan?! Did the world ever suspect he'd run for president back then?
Doc Brown sure as hell didn't.
@@TonyGoldmark though there was an underground lobby for Jerry Lewis as Vice President
"That's how Brexit started!" XD XD XD I am slain!
Wait a minute! The movie Sleeping Beauty didn't come out until 1959 yet they had the Sleeping Beauty castle at the park in 1955? How does that work? Was Sleeping Beauty supposed to come out that year and get delayed or something?
No, Walt just knew Sleeping Beauty would be his next big princess movie that early, and he wanted to start promoting it asap.
I died at the Superstar Limo part.
Me too
It’s Danny Thomas and his daughter that girl.
What's an Epcot?
How much was it to go to Disney World and I was experience like the rides the attractions the costume people and the food ?
I don't remember exactly how much my last trip cost.
I just recently rewatched A Day at Disneyland, and after watching it, would love to see your review/take on it.
You mean that souvenir video from the early 90s they only sold at the park?
Tony Goldmark yes, because even though it had the rides, you also had the characters making semi bad puns.
I lost it at the "A young Dick Chaney" joke. I still have no idea why.
Loved that Grandma joke!
Dishonest John Is Best Mouseketeer
This has got to be the first jerk riff I seen
Congratulations! It's also the first anyone's ever seen, because it's the first he's ever released.
Love your profile picture!
This was hilarious! And wow 21:33 I did not expect that reference
"Fun In Balloonland," one of the funniest Rifftrax shorts ever.
Is it heresy to say I liked this more than MST3K?
Tbf, the movies they riff are often agonizingly slow (still the writers' choice), and they're making references that my generation is much less likely to get.
This was so much fun!!
If there is a part II or III, Ronald reagan will introduce tommorowland, the world of 1986. When hell be president. There is guaranteed to be Back to the future references.
I always wondered what it'd be like to go back in time before color was invented...
You should totally riff some walk-around footage of the parts
I think this might be my new favourite Jerk video, used to be the Epcot one.
Pissed my pants at SUPERSTAR LIMO!!!
Was it just me, or did Bob Cummings look bluescreened in at the end?
A bit, but they didn't have blue screen technology back then.
Or the ability to broadcast...y'know, blue.
I thought they were still able to superimpose images on the background, like in Flash Gordon with the iguanas made to look giant? But I see what you did there.
I was at the park 2 days before you posted this (July 15th, 2016). Interesting
Please, please, please do the Epcot opening broadcast in this format, the universe may just explode
This...was...HILARIOUS 😂 😂
At what time does Art Linkletter does his speech about LSD?
55 likes and 0 dislikes.....conspiracy theory, I suppose?
....Probably Not.
Now that I "liked" this video I guess now it's 56--ohhhhh......umm......"spared no expense?"
4 people now need to be fed to the dinosaurs
The dinosaurs from Animal Kingdom?
Yummyjuice16 is back no, jurassic park! or animal kingdom works too
disneydork100
Why not both?
Yummyjuice16 is back both is good!
When are we getting more of these?
Someday. Dunno when, sorry.
In the not too distant future, I'd hope.
Now do one about the opening day of Disney world.
They probably will later this year to coincide with the 50th anniversary, especially now that more vaccines are being distributed.
yay! i love crosssovers!
please edit these 3 parts together so its one awesome Mystery Science Jerk 3000/RiffJerx
Maybe someday. In the meantime, you can watch them all in THIS handy-dandy playlist!
ruclips.net/video/C9JnjYDQ6xs/видео.html
would never exist without mst3k. bow thy heads.
Oh, believe us, we know. That's why we make deliberate references to MST3K every chance we get. And we had the opportunity to bow our heads in person when we filmed the last shot of part three.
doggans aww yeah. i LOVE you guys~
Hahah I am such a bad person I laughed at the snapping crocodiles bit
When you filmed it on location, was it at 2015 when the actual 60th anniversary happened or was it the year you released and Disney really did leave that 60 sign on the castle for a long time?
We filmed it in 2016. The "60th Anniversary Celebration" lasted from May 2015 to August 2016.
Has it really been six years, seems like yesterday to me
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