Star Tours (1987-2010) (with Spazz Master and The Wire) - SOME JERK WITH A CAMERA Season One

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  • Опубликовано: 29 окт 2024

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  • @kingofrapture
    @kingofrapture 7 лет назад +70

    "Why is there a third Death Star??"
    Ask The First Order from Episode 7: The Force Awakens. :D

    • @dereknight861
      @dereknight861 5 лет назад +7

      Yoosung Kim at least it had a more trickier means of getting past its defenses unlike that THIRD DEATH STAR that purposefully left the same weakness

  • @jamesloveland7315
    @jamesloveland7315 Год назад +6

    coming back to this NOW...i totally forgot that Paul Reubens voiced Rex, the droid captain of the original Star Tours.
    R.I.P. to Paul Reubens.

  • @TheOneNamedMrLife
    @TheOneNamedMrLife 5 лет назад +21

    Remember when everyone used to bitch about the Star Wars Prequels all the damn time? Good times.

    • @kylemorello4787
      @kylemorello4787 4 года назад +3

      Yeah. You're telling me.

    • @Timic83tc
      @Timic83tc 3 месяца назад

      They werent even bad compared to the disney crap.

  • @MakiPcr
    @MakiPcr 8 лет назад +55

    Did you know Rex is canon now? He appears in Star Wars Rebels

    • @TonyGoldmark
      @TonyGoldmark  8 лет назад +36

      Indeed! Tis awesome.

    • @TheEarthquake1001
      @TheEarthquake1001 6 лет назад +7

      i mean, he has always been canon, star wars the clone wars is still canon dude

    • @kylemorello4787
      @kylemorello4787 4 года назад +2

      No way! I've been meaning to see it, but I haven't found the time! My sister told me a lot about Rebels, but I don't remember here saying anything about that! What does he do? Don't tell me if it'll spoil anything important.

    • @MakiPcr
      @MakiPcr 4 года назад +1

      @@kylemorello4787 He does a lot, he's awesome

    • @journeysoutloud1990
      @journeysoutloud1990 4 года назад +2

      I remember, it was very trippy.

  • @AlanMichael0
    @AlanMichael0 8 лет назад +28

    well he was right about the third death star

  • @Maniac536
    @Maniac536 6 лет назад +11

    As for your opening request: Someone call JJ Abrams to make a new Death Star

  • @andrewweinstein7740
    @andrewweinstein7740 9 лет назад +20

    C3PO truly is a lucky bastard

  • @BigEOT3
    @BigEOT3 9 лет назад +9

    Entertaining as always Tony.

  • @TokuBoyStudios
    @TokuBoyStudios 7 лет назад +16

    I don't care what anyone thinks, I LOVE the Star Wars Prequels

    • @dereknight861
      @dereknight861 5 лет назад

      Brothah!

    • @kylemorello4787
      @kylemorello4787 4 года назад +3

      Quiet you! (Push)...
      I kid! I've got my Last Jedi, you've got your prequels. Actually, I kinda like the prequels too, even though I recognize the problems people have with them (not in a "I know why you don't like these aspects, but I do" way like I feel about TLJ). Even still, I understand and appreciate what George was trying to do with these aspects. Yes, even Anti-Dory's the Gungan.

  • @1rhpsfan
    @1rhpsfan 6 лет назад +7

    11:35 Also a tendancy to sell your soul to a Purple Animatronic Dragon.(Spoilers!)

  • @Albie989
    @Albie989 4 года назад +4

    5:23 and then Rise of Sourdough told us R2 could've rebooted 3P0 at any time between Sith and Rogue One.

  • @CrystalStarGirl_Official
    @CrystalStarGirl_Official 9 лет назад +1

    Thank you for re-uploading the video

  • @burneyboys02
    @burneyboys02 3 года назад +3

    14:07 I can't believe I didn't pick this up!!!! 5/25/77🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @thejediguy3362
    @thejediguy3362 6 лет назад +4

    You know what would be cool? If Star Wars Galaxy Edge opened up and one of the attractions included the original Star Tours ride

  • @TheUnholyHandGrenade
    @TheUnholyHandGrenade 8 лет назад +4

    WHY THE HELL IS THERE A THIRD DEATH STAR!?
    Also: Who's short-stuff there in the front of the group at 14:33?

  • @metropod
    @metropod 8 лет назад +5

    21:04 : And LITERARLY AT THAT MOMENT, my phone lost connection with the server...

  • @disneylandw
    @disneylandw 7 лет назад +5

    Yeah for a old PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN ride fan like me.....what they did with just RANDOMLY throwing in the movie elements in 2006 was horrifying.
    Sparrow has NOTHING to do with the story of pirates raiding a seaside town,
    Barbossa has a very stiff replacement compared to the more moveable older figure of Blackbeard,
    Davy Jones is just randomly THERE in the cavern and they give him NO story reason(worst yet the telling of there being cursed pirate treasure is COMPLETELY GONE!!!????)
    I seriously think DISNEYLAND has honestly forgotten Jack is even in the park given the fact that STAR WARS LAND is being build up now.

  • @atticusshadowmore3263
    @atticusshadowmore3263 8 лет назад +1

    I'm glad 6 year old me enjoyed it while he could. I don't remember everything but, just having a blast.

  • @brianallison9437
    @brianallison9437 9 лет назад +16

    literally the only good thing on channel Awesome these dayz.

  • @Wintermute01001
    @Wintermute01001 8 лет назад +8

    18:48 Is the dad in that advertisement played by the same actor as the lead in "Escape from Tomorrow"?

    • @TonyGoldmark
      @TonyGoldmark  8 лет назад +5

      +Wintermute01001 Fraid not.

    • @tandnmom100
      @tandnmom100 8 лет назад +8

      We already have two Jims, do we really need any more of them running around Disneyland trying to convince the public that the turkey legs are really emus and that Spaceship Earth is a giant testicle?

    • @kylemorello4787
      @kylemorello4787 4 года назад

      That would be hilarious, but I'm afraid not. The poor guy just can't escape insane Theme Park trips.

  • @FreakDaMIghet
    @FreakDaMIghet 8 лет назад +10

    You can tell when someone isn't an actual Star Wars fan when they don't even know who Admiral Ackbar is.

  • @burneyboys02
    @burneyboys02 6 лет назад +3

    12:27 you might remember that Easter egg from the Death Star scene in the Adventures Continue

  • @dereknight861
    @dereknight861 5 лет назад +6

    13:31 Bees. my god.
    (YES LINKARA REF FOR THE WIN)

  • @thejediguy3362
    @thejediguy3362 4 года назад +3

    Why is there a third Death Star? Got two possible theories! It is the first order, or two it is Thrawn!

  • @dylannicholson3112
    @dylannicholson3112 8 лет назад +8

    KETCHUP !!!!

  • @repulser93
    @repulser93 5 лет назад +2

    14:00 - It could just be the Imperial Remnant or some holdouts.

  • @peanutismint
    @peanutismint 6 лет назад +3

    They start to get to the point @ around 7:50.

  • @repulser93
    @repulser93 5 лет назад +2

    16:12 - In other words, Galen Erso's sabotage holds-up.

  • @lgamertvlgtv2856
    @lgamertvlgtv2856 6 лет назад +2

    Are you gonna do a state of the parks or at least a update on Rex being in galaxy edge

  • @lgamertvlgtv2856
    @lgamertvlgtv2856 6 лет назад +3

    If you do something about Star Wars Galaxy Edge can it be at the park please

  • @rct3isepic
    @rct3isepic 6 лет назад +2

    Woo! We in a comment yo!!!

  • @ninaavins4887
    @ninaavins4887 7 лет назад +6

    Does anypne remember which SJWaC episode ot was that had a skit of Charlie basically being in an abusive relationship with a Figment puppet?

    • @TonyGoldmark
      @TonyGoldmark  7 лет назад +8

      That was in my Shrek 4D review: ruclips.net/video/O_vxh7suQCI/видео.html

    • @ninaavins4887
      @ninaavins4887 7 лет назад +3

      Tony Goldmark Thanks!

  • @Scheiblerfunk
    @Scheiblerfunk 8 лет назад

    I was in Disneyland resort Paris when i was 10 years old (back in 2006) and i kinda liked it but i mostly remember feeling like shit after riding space mountain. I came to reallize that the pirates ride had the fastest moving que , but most of all i remember star tours. That was awsome, though my stomach begged to differ. Interrestingly enough i actually got more vivid and joyfull memories of the luvre and riding the paris metro than disneyland ......guess the happiest place on earth(in France)was merely a somewhat amusing whatever......But oh boy do i remember all thse cool paintings and weird art projects in the luvre(especially some video being played of a woman disfiguring her face with wire) .Though the mona lisa was kind of dissapointing....just like most of disney land ......MOST of it. Plus disney land sucked because the carl barks/don rosa versions of donald duck and scrooge mcduck were nowhere to be found, it was all kinda lifeless.

  • @Morhek
    @Morhek 4 года назад

    Don't worry, Jerk. As Sir Terry always said, the real king is the one who put the sword IN the stone in the first place.

  • @autobotproductions1244
    @autobotproductions1244 6 лет назад +1

    well i didn't see a star speeder 3000 in the background of Episode 7. eh, maybe Episode 9.

  • @goodolgranite8247
    @goodolgranite8247 7 лет назад +2

    OMG She Mistaked Spazzmaster For Spammals (My Favourite RUclipsr)

  • @JW-dg9gf
    @JW-dg9gf 4 года назад

    "Can someone consult my physician?!"

  • @themovieguy3642
    @themovieguy3642 6 лет назад +2

    15:41 Answer: George Lucas' Paycheck!

  • @angusng7792
    @angusng7792 5 лет назад

    If this is suppose to take place after Return of the Jedi, this would have lead to The Force Awakens.

  • @greenevil4658
    @greenevil4658 4 года назад

    I've been to Disneyland several times in the 90s and early 2000s and never saw rex the pilot, I've always saw Johnny5 from short circuit as the pilot

    • @TonyGoldmark
      @TonyGoldmark  4 года назад

      Nah, that was Rex. Johnny5 looks similar.

  • @notchuckproductions5029
    @notchuckproductions5029 Год назад

    Do you think they add a third death star in force awakens just to fix this film?

  • @k2waren27
    @k2waren27 2 года назад

    Pre-Disney: How dare you Lucas change things in the special edition and directing the prequels you are ruining your own legacy for Star Wars
    2012: Disney buys Star Wars
    Everyone: ahh thank you Disney surely we shall see what the future holds for Star Wars
    Kathleen Kennedy/Disney: 😏 they have no ideas for what will happen
    Sequel Trilogy: gets a good start but later on causes controversy and divide dividing the fans
    Disney: Cancels the Legends/Expanded Universe
    Fans: DISNEY WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO LUCAS LEGACY
    Disney: I’m alternating the deal pray I don’t alternate any further
    Fans: we want George back
    Lucas: OH NOW YOU WANT ME BACK honestly Jon and Dave should be in charge at least THEY KNOW Star Wars and my vision of storytelling for the series

  • @LizardOfOz69
    @LizardOfOz69 6 лет назад +1

    Hey, the video's back on mobile.

  • @adamclinton8241
    @adamclinton8241 6 лет назад +3

    21:09: What...the....hell....was...that?

    • @TonyGoldmark
      @TonyGoldmark  6 лет назад +4

      ketchup

    • @goodolgranite8247
      @goodolgranite8247 4 года назад +1

      ketchup ketchup ketchup ketchup ketchup ketchup ketchup ketchup ketchup ketchup ketchup ketchup ketchup ketchup ketchup ketchup ketchup ketchup ketchup ketchup ketchup ketchup ketchup ketchup ketchup ketchup ketchup ketchup ketchup ketchup ketchup ketchup ketchup ketchup ketchup ketchup ketchup ketchup ketchup ketchup

  • @jamesloveland7315
    @jamesloveland7315 4 года назад +1

    Hey Jerk...for the Dream joke in this Episode...What was with that Ketchup bit?

  • @TsukiCondor
    @TsukiCondor 9 лет назад +1

    he reuploaded this on b day

  • @dragondaveltd1992
    @dragondaveltd1992 Год назад

    21:08 We just talking about...
    Ketchup, Ketchup, Ketchup, Ketchup, Ketchup, Ketchup, Ketchup, Ketchup, Ketchup, Ketchup, Ketchup, Ketchup, Ketchup, Ketchup, Ketchup, Ketchup, Ketchup, Ketchup, Ketchup, Ketchup, Ketchup, Ketchup, Ketchup...

  • @k2waren27
    @k2waren27 2 года назад

    “Star Tours is the only thing that was thankfully untouched by George Lucas evil grasp”
    Oh how that aged well since Disney bought Star Wars

  • @milescruz2107
    @milescruz2107 6 лет назад +3

    Man, I kinda miss the days when the Star Wars Prequels were the worst movies ever. Little did we know that just a year later, the big D would buy and own Lucasfilms and every single piece of Star Wars merchandising out there. For most fans, the Disney Star Wars films have been considered even worse than the prequels. Many people are even saying the Force Awakens and especially The Last Jedi make the prequels look like the Original Trilogy. But 2011 was a different time, back when we only had three below average films. (Although I heard Revenge of the Sith had its moments and is considered to be the best out of the three prequel films).

    • @TonyGoldmark
      @TonyGoldmark  6 лет назад +3

      Dude, don't let other people dictate your opinions for you. What do YOU think about the new movies?

    • @milescruz2107
      @milescruz2107 6 лет назад +1

      Honestly, I think the new Disney Star Wars movies are better the prequels but not quite as good as the original trilogy movies.

    • @TonyGoldmark
      @TonyGoldmark  6 лет назад +7

      Well then, if you "kinda miss the days when the Star Wars Prequels were the worst movies ever," guess what, those days are still here!

  • @LizardOfOz69
    @LizardOfOz69 6 лет назад

    god damn it, muyap blocked the original version of this video with the OG music in most countries.

  • @1krani
    @1krani 8 лет назад +2

    Personally, I dug the prequels. Or, at least, I dug the one that didn't have the monologue about sand. The other two were freakin' awesome, though.

    • @KidSnivy69
      @KidSnivy69 8 лет назад +2

      They were fine.

    • @JAKECOT_CENTER
      @JAKECOT_CENTER 8 лет назад +1

      Ikrani except Jar Jar he sucks

    • @1krani
      @1krani 8 лет назад +1

      Jakethedog3275
      Honestly, Jar Jar was just kinda "there". Characters who have no self-awareness and just keep doing what they're doing, ignoring how much they annoy everyone around them, get under my skin. Jar Jar's more like Donkey from Shrek: he's annoying, he's disaster-prone, but he knows he can't help it and he feels kinda bad about it for how often it gets him in trouble.

  • @dragondaveltd1992
    @dragondaveltd1992 Год назад

    15:41 WHY THE HELL IS THERE A THIRD DEATH STAR!?!

  • @jessespringer7723
    @jessespringer7723 4 года назад

    When’s the France joke

  • @171QA
    @171QA 2 года назад

    Wow. XD

  • @kyletowers9662
    @kyletowers9662 8 лет назад

    well it's technically a spoiler but it's on the poster so...there is a third death star but it's not called that.

    • @TonyGoldmark
      @TonyGoldmark  8 лет назад +5

      +Kyle Towers Nor does it look like that. Which means the one in this ride was a FOURTH Death Star.

  • @kingfish4575
    @kingfish4575 11 месяцев назад

    Ketchup...

  • @franklinking3647
    @franklinking3647 7 лет назад +1

    Dollywood

  • @repulser93
    @repulser93 5 лет назад

    I say cut Jar Jar some slack - at least he's not as bad as C-3PO.