I like the idea that in late 2010 Daniel Radcliffe sat back, presumably on a pile of money, after ten years filming Harry Potter films. He took a deep breath, smiled to himself and said, "OK, that was a tough decade. But I'm proud of the work I did and now it's time to move on and challenge myself in new roles." Suddenly, his phone rings. It's his agent. Eagerly he answers. "Theme park ride? Am I under contract for that? Oh, I am...great..."
For context to those watching this in the future, since it'll probably not be well-documented: the reason the Disneyland Railroad was closed at the time of this episode's airing/filming was due to the construction of Star Wars Land, which required a restructuring of the railroad track to accommodate the new land being used. ...what? I can future-proof.
While I would love a Season 4, when you get right down to it, this could act as a series finale. Unlike Season 1 where you accidentally wiped yourself from the space time continuum and Season 2 where you lost faith in Disneyland, this season ends with you simply enjoying yourself on a ride you lost a chance on before, and even bookends with the remix that catapulted you to viral fame to begin with.
Its funny that back in 2016, Disney was viewed as the idiots for putting faith in Avatar and rejecting a collaboration with Rowling. Three Floptastic Beasts, one terf conversion, and one water way later, turns out the "You fool, that'll never work" guys got the last laugh after all.
Love your content Tony. Sad to hear there are no plans for a season 4. Some Jerk with a Camera was some of the best written stuff on YT. Keep up the great work. Also no need to apologize: non-public information is non-public information.
As a long-time Harry Potter fan, the issues with the author just leaves me depressed. And watching WB try to keep promoting the franchise isn't helping...
My trainer took me here when he went to L.A. At the gift shop, his friend asked an employee where the Voldemort products were, and the guy said "We do not say that name here. Okay?" Suddenly, my trainer just said "Voldemort, Voldemort, Voldemort," and the guy just walked away. It was pretty funny.
It's incredible how much Tony regrets various segments of his show (a certain scene in his Small world review comes to mind), but it's amazing how well some skits have aged... this one in particular.
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I feel your pain about the ride restriction against the burly, Tony...I deliberately went on an almost six month diet JUST so I could get on the damn ride in the first place..lost 22 pounds and JUST BARELY squeezed in...wasn't really worth it...
It’s so crazy that years later I now know the guy who does these videos is the same guy that made that Sirius Black parody song back in the day. Small world
4:15 - LMAO This part was just fantastic. Great job all around that was really damn funny! :D "Oh, says the woman who makes up fake words left and right like um... "MINISTRY"??! XDDDD
Kodak developed technology that would have allowed actual moving pictures - not just the “holographic” pictures that looked like someone nodded or something when you tilt it but real extended movement like an ice skater entering the frame and doing a pirouette. They didn’t know what to do with it. My dad submitted the idea to make chocolate frog cards. It went up to management… and came back with a “nah, there’s no money in kids’ books” Dad got a free mousepad and the tech was scrapped.
Missed opportunity: During the Magic/Wonder segment, you could have shown a Linkara clip where he says "It's Magic, we don't have to explain it!", only subbing Magic with Wonder instead.
Great season finale Tony! Thank you so much for all the time and effort you put into your work. Your videos have brought me so much joy since I became aware of you after watching your Beauty and the Beast crossover on Brows Held High. I've had a bad cold the last few days and your catalogue of work has helped me get through both that and the last week in politics. I don't know what I'm really trying to say but I want you to know that there is a shitload of good left in this world and you are a part of it. As worried as I am for the future I know tolerance will prevail. I also know Some Jerk with a Camera will always brighten my day when I need it.
I nearly died laughing at one scene tony. this review was worth the wait tony. awesome work awesome job and I'm glad nothing has changed about your jokes
I don't know about him, but for me is was the bit about showing your feet who's boss. Man, the last four park, four day Disney trip made my feet want to murder me in my sleep!
You mean Stevie Wonder wasn't Magical already? 36:12 Now I'm just wondering what the Nostalgia Critic's Stand would actually be named.....OH YEAH the Critic's insanely powerful Stand "Pig Power in the house!"
Coming back to this video after everything the HP author has done 💀 and then knowing that Disney’s 100th anniversary theme is “Wonder” Just makes this even more of an interesting piece of history!
Tony, awesome job with the Doctor Who/Barty Crouch Jr/David Tennant reference (I met David Tennant at Megacon Tampa, the other day.) in your video! I love your season finale! looking forward to season 4!
12:35 Actually that reminds me. We JUST got back from universal and Disney in Florida and it was only this year we realized that the icicles you see all around the land ACTUALLY drip 💧 down. We were sitting on the side waiting for one of us getting Butterbeer when “OH GOSH WHATS DRIPPING?!? Oh the icicles- wait huh?!?” I’ll applaud that level of detail. So small and subtle you could just miss it.
this all was worth the wait, this video was so damn awesome! so hard to contain the laughter! it was amazing dude!! wonderful job, the pacing! the humor! incredible!! 10/10!
Always glad to see another Jerk video b/c you sir are one of the funniest online personalities I've had the pleasure of watching from your humble beginnings.
You don't need to apologize for the video, particularly for JK Rowling's depiction here. Regardless of her views, you clearly made this video out of love for this franchise and you shouldn't have to be ashamed of whatever transgressions have transpired after it. It was a wonderful, funny, extensive exploration of the area and if this truly is your final Jerk video, you went out with a bang.
*chuckles* I always do love it when you put up a new video Mr. Somejerk. You never fail to make me laugh with your jokes and delivery. I'll have to give the video a second play through when I get home but I cackled at the "showing your feet who's boss" bit and John Goodman King Ralph bit.
Everyone else is waiting for Season 4, but me personally? I'm happy with the SJWAC we do have. And besides, Tony and friends have evolved way past what SJWAC has done on Escape from Vault Disney. Let me put it like this: your show either dies an Infinity Train or lives long enough to see it become The Simpsons. I'm glad SJWAC took the former
I'm pretty sure I've watched that exact vacation planning DVD on RUclips or somewhere when I was getting ready for my Disney World trip and yeah that's not an exaggeration in the slightest, kudos on the stamina editing that segment, the slowly fading in text was a nice touch.
I have just recently returned from a vacation to Universal Studios ORLANDO and rode Hagrid’s Motorbike Adventure TWICE and I have to say that it is... AMAZING!
Tony while I appreciate hearing the a capella version of Ben folds five's 'magic', it is also far too melancholy for the tone of this video. I nearly started crying.
@11:58 to @12:02 That's me every time I go to sixflags. Seriously if you think universal is bad with those restraints, they got nothing on six flags great america.
35:58 Those were the last words of Some Jerk With a Camera. He was found dead outside a Chicago studio with a note saying “You simply lack imagination! P.S. I’m coming for you Doug…” The suspect was never found
This is legit the first vid of your I ever watched and I was more than on board to watch more (cause this vid was hella funny) BUT THE FACT THAT DOUG WALKER WAS A GUEST STAR CINCHES IT! YOU MUST BE AWESOME!
What’s really funny about the JK sketch is that’s kind of what happened. She was pissed off with Disney, walked out of the meeting and went straight to Universal.
was gonna make a comment about how Rowling is an awful TERF and not the YAAAS Kween portrayed in this video, BUT, I saw the comments and saw that Tony agreed with them. So I'll just say: we all could use more Tony Goldmark in our lives. Some Jerk, at this time, is pretty unfeasible, but a State of the Parks like the last opus you made is always welcome :)
As a little kid I was so traumatized by the Jaws ride, I was in like the third grade and my older cousin had let me watch the movie, that I basically sat on a bench and cried while my mom and brother went on King Kong cuz I was too freaked out to join them
Late to the party on this I know, finally figured out how to add comments. Tony, I just wanted to say the Dos Eques parody with The Sorting Hat, particularly the "I'm a hat" line made me laugh out loud a good full five minutes. And any ti e I think back to it I immediately start chuckling. Good job sir.
Loving all the videos I've seen from you so far! I do have to ask, have you been in the Bug's Land bathrooms? Flik talks to and about you at different intervals, so Disney actually HAS gone there... just not quite as noticeably, as it's pretty quiet and I didn't realize it until sometime last year.
I feel like I've made it abundantly clear, several times in several places, that making videos like this is no longer feasible for me for multiple reasons, and I don't foresee a future where it becomes feasible again. Nowadays my time and energy is concentrated on my podcast, so if you're really "hoping for more" for me, that's where you can get it: escapefromvaultdisney.libsyn.com/ OR, you're just fulla shit and you'd rather I go back to killing myself making these videos, for very little tangible reward, than even slightly adjust your expectations of what kind of free entertainment I provide for you. Which is it?
Like, I seriously don't think you understand how much a comment like yours fucks with my anxiety. I'm already working my ass off around the clock just to make my podcast as high-quality as possible and you ravenous animals still fucking want MORE?!? All that tells me is "haha, your suspicions were right, you'll never be good enough." "I hope you're doing well." Fuck off. Don't lie to me. No you don't, you already said you want more. You fucking people always want more.
Hi Tony, I genuinely hoped that you were doing well and I'm sorry that I made you upset. The reason I made the comment was that I love your content and I wish that I can see more (but I understand that's not possible) Heck, today I was watching some of your videos. I'm sorry Tony about what I caused and I hope this clarifies things.
@@aidanbyrnes9513 I'm sorry I snapped, I take things too personally sometimes. I wish I could still make videos like this too, but it's just not feasible for me anymore for multiple reasons.
I hadn't seen many Harry Potter movies when my family and I first went to Diagon Alley. I was looking at a case of decorated wands and told my sisters that one was really pretty. They snickered and told me it was Voldemort's wand. And as soon as you used different names for Hogwarts, I was just waiting for Hoggle to appear. So glad he did!
As a Floridian, I can tell you Tony that Islands of Adventure, before Harry Potter, was doing pretty well, but despite the economic crash of '07-'08, Universal needed something to boost their attendance, despite Disney losing attendance in '09. Plus it was also the same era where we lost BTTF, so yeah, they needed to have a intellectual property to fill the gap by 2010. Thus Harry came to Orlando and helped increased more jobs for Orlando than Disney and SeaWorld combined. Couldn't imagine life without the impact of the Wizarding World of Harry Potter in Orlando, Japan and Hollywood.
If Disney would've just built the Fantasy Creature wing at Animal Kingdom they could compete, but NOOOOO, we get a section dedicated to a movie that ripped off a one of the weaker Disney movies.
I was lucky enough to have a wand choose me at Olivander's a long time ago. And I don't get to go to Disney or Universal very often since I live in Canada so that was genuine luck and not me waiting in line for the show over and over again until I was chosen to participate in it.
Here's a weird error at the Universal Hogsmeade: The ticket prices on the train station poster aren't in Galleons, Sickles, and Knuts. They are in Pounds and Pence...but they removed the original symbols to make it look more 'magical'. Why else would a ticket cost 30.50? If it was in Galleons and sickles that price would be written as 32. 16 and if it were sickles and knuts the price would be written as 31. 21 (I guess they don't expect people familiar with pounds/shilling/pence pricing to closely inspect the posted fares).
I discuss this a little in my vlog of the first Fantastic Beasts movie, but what always sold ME on "nomaj" is the fact that American terms for things ALWAYS sound objectively stupider than their British counterparts. Every last time.
This is the most underrated channel on youtube. The Jerk's videos are always entertaining from beginning to end.
I like the idea that in late 2010 Daniel Radcliffe sat back, presumably on a pile of money, after ten years filming Harry Potter films. He took a deep breath, smiled to himself and said, "OK, that was a tough decade. But I'm proud of the work I did and now it's time to move on and challenge myself in new roles." Suddenly, his phone rings. It's his agent. Eagerly he answers. "Theme park ride? Am I under contract for that? Oh, I am...great..."
Glad he eventually broke out of the role. I loved him in swiss army man and I haven't seen Guns Akimbo but I heard it was good.
@@nikolasperez7745
He's also great in Horns (2013).
The first harry potter was 2001, dumbass. So he would have had to have that Epiphany in 2011, dumbass.
Weird Al might've helped him more than he thought.
Except that he filmed footage for Forbidden Journey during a break in production for Deathly Hallows.
For context to those watching this in the future, since it'll probably not be well-documented: the reason the Disneyland Railroad was closed at the time of this episode's airing/filming was due to the construction of Star Wars Land, which required a restructuring of the railroad track to accommodate the new land being used.
...what? I can future-proof.
Also, there used to be a roller coaster called Dragon Challenge.
"So Universal rather ingeniously embraced their own tackiness..." *hears Weird Al's Tacky song in background*
I see what you did there... :)
Yeah and when he's mentioning width and the Kukoburo technology, the "Too Fat Polka" is playing in the background
While I would love a Season 4, when you get right down to it, this could act as a series finale.
Unlike Season 1 where you accidentally wiped yourself from the space time continuum and Season 2 where you lost faith in Disneyland, this season ends with you simply enjoying yourself on a ride you lost a chance on before, and even bookends with the remix that catapulted you to viral fame to begin with.
Its funny that back in 2016, Disney was viewed as the idiots for putting faith in Avatar and rejecting a collaboration with Rowling.
Three Floptastic Beasts, one terf conversion, and one water way later, turns out the "You fool, that'll never work" guys got the last laugh after all.
Yeah...when you're right, you're right.
It would be terrifying if at the bathroom of the monsters inc ride they had a guy dressed like Randall banging the doors of the stalls open
Or they have Sulley crawling on the floor looking for you.
Love your content Tony. Sad to hear there are no plans for a season 4. Some Jerk with a Camera was some of the best written stuff on YT. Keep up the great work.
Also no need to apologize: non-public information is non-public information.
As a long-time Harry Potter fan, the issues with the author just leaves me depressed. And watching WB try to keep promoting the franchise isn't helping...
My trainer took me here when he went to L.A. At the gift shop, his friend asked an employee where the Voldemort products were, and the guy said "We do not say that name here. Okay?" Suddenly, my trainer just said "Voldemort, Voldemort, Voldemort," and the guy just walked away. It was pretty funny.
The "someone's something with a b" line aged remarkably well, I love it 😂
It's incredible how much Tony regrets various segments of his show (a certain scene in his Small world review comes to mind), but it's amazing how well some skits have aged... this one in particular.
A true end to legacy of fun series despite all that is happened behind the screen. I wish you good luck in life tony.
I love this whole video, but I come back to it every now and again JUST to watch the Flight of the Hypocrite
Me too! Jerk's reaction to falling will never not be funny!
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAH!
Magical magic magic
Magical magic MAGIC magic Disney Magic!
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*_The magic never ends!_*
Excellent videos, as always.
Also, Erika Haynes (the actress playing J.K. Rowling) was excellent.
And might I add, DAMN right she was.
Gideon Bellamy ...someone’s something with a B.
Season 4 will begin sometime in 2017 and end probably around 2286 with the head of Tony in a jar as your host.
some jerk in a pickle jar
It’s now confirmed to be released in 2018.
Don't push it! It's gonna be 2021 XP
Or "I'm some Cyborg with a Camera."
@@ZLunas He does make it more and more relevant with each passing year.
I feel your pain about the ride restriction against the burly, Tony...I deliberately went on an almost six month diet JUST so I could get on the damn ride in the first place..lost 22 pounds and JUST BARELY squeezed in...wasn't really worth it...
Wasn’t it worth it for other reasons?
It’s so crazy that years later I now know the guy who does these videos is the same guy that made that Sirius Black parody song back in the day. Small world
And here I thought I was about to go to bed...
same
4:15 - LMAO This part was just fantastic. Great job all around that was really damn funny! :D
"Oh, says the woman who makes up fake words left and right like um... "MINISTRY"??! XDDDD
Kodak developed technology that would have allowed actual moving pictures - not just the “holographic” pictures that looked like someone nodded or something when you tilt it but real extended movement like an ice skater entering the frame and doing a pirouette. They didn’t know what to do with it. My dad submitted the idea to make chocolate frog cards. It went up to management… and came back with a “nah, there’s no money in kids’ books” Dad got a free mousepad and the tech was scrapped.
Missed opportunity: During the Magic/Wonder segment, you could have shown a Linkara clip where he says "It's Magic, we don't have to explain it!", only subbing Magic with Wonder instead.
Albert Calis Dance Wonder Dance! 🙄
Great season finale Tony! Thank you so much for all the time and effort you put into your work. Your videos have brought me so much joy since I became aware of you after watching your Beauty and the Beast crossover on Brows Held High. I've had a bad cold the last few days and your catalogue of work has helped me get through both that and the last week in politics. I don't know what I'm really trying to say but I want you to know that there is a shitload of good left in this world and you are a part of it. As worried as I am for the future I know tolerance will prevail. I also know Some Jerk with a Camera will always brighten my day when I need it.
I hate how relevant the "however muggles use the bathroom" line has become...
Holy shit...
@@TonyGoldmark Literally.
I nearly died laughing at one scene tony. this review was worth the wait tony. awesome work awesome job and I'm glad nothing has changed about your jokes
Which scene nearly killed you with hilarity, if I may ask?
I don't know about him, but for me is was the bit about showing your feet who's boss. Man, the last four park, four day Disney trip made my feet want to murder me in my sleep!
+Tony Goldmark Maybe all or them is what I personally though. Most scenes in your videos killed me with laughter.
Tony Goldmark all of them! (as in I forgot)
You mean Stevie Wonder wasn't Magical already?
36:12 Now I'm just wondering what the Nostalgia Critic's Stand would actually be named.....OH YEAH the Critic's insanely powerful Stand "Pig Power in the house!"
*Magic* Womannnnnnnn
1TrulyMad I counted 70 sayings of magic. 70.
1TrulyMad Also would that mean in contrast Magic Johnson would instead be Wonder Johnson?
All Hail Stevie Magic!
Yay! New Jerk With a Camera episode!
I bought the Voldemort wand from Olivander's in Florida. I mean, he had some good ideas.....
Voldemort wasn't all bad, he killed Voldemort.
Hogwarts Express ran on time when he was at full power.
Coming back to this video after everything the HP author has done 💀 and then knowing that Disney’s 100th anniversary theme is “Wonder” Just makes this even more of an interesting piece of history!
Yeah, sorry this video's depiction of her hasn't aged great.
@@TonyGoldmark tbh an updated depiction would be hilarious. Like she wakes up from being a girl boss and is revealed to be a gremlin or something
Non-melting snow: Magic?
*Wonder
Must be Universal Wonder!
RhythmGameAddict Like in that movie, Alice in magicland
Magic, because F*ck you.
Or is it wonder?
I died when you had the car keys for earrings! And Bedford Falls will return!!!! Just you wait.
I seriously just got the "Wonder is real" advert before the video. Amazing timing!
Tony, awesome job with the Doctor Who/Barty Crouch Jr/David Tennant reference (I met David Tennant at Megacon Tampa, the other day.) in your video! I love your season finale! looking forward to season 4!
12:35
Actually that reminds me. We JUST got back from universal and Disney in Florida and it was only this year we realized that the icicles you see all around the land ACTUALLY drip 💧 down. We were sitting on the side waiting for one of us getting Butterbeer when “OH GOSH WHATS DRIPPING?!? Oh the icicles- wait huh?!?”
I’ll applaud that level of detail. So small and subtle you could just miss it.
flower segment is why I watch, and why I will continue to watch. absolutely hilarious.
this all was worth the wait, this video was so damn awesome! so hard to contain the laughter! it was amazing dude!! wonderful job, the pacing! the humor! incredible!! 10/10!
It's awesome to have a new video from you! One of the funniest guys on channel Awesome.
Wonder Mike sure was an awesome movie.
And now Rapper's Delight ("Y'see, I am Wonder Mike, and I'd like to say hello") is stuck in my head. I'm pretty okay with this.
Or the classic frat boy song 'MagicWall'
Or that Ray Charles staple "What A Magical World."
Ray Charles was a wizard the whole time.
Hey, Wonder Mike! I'm the captain of the gravy train!
BTW, I called Louis Armstrong Ray Charles. Polyjuice Potion is working perfectly.
36:24 As a Southern Californian native, I had a good long laugh over this joke. Yes, people actually do that...even I did that in my naive youth. xD
Always glad to see another Jerk video b/c you sir are one of the funniest online personalities I've had the pleasure of watching from your humble beginnings.
I got an ad for the frigging Universal Studios Park before this! It's like they know my every move!
You don't need to apologize for the video, particularly for JK Rowling's depiction here. Regardless of her views, you clearly made this video out of love for this franchise and you shouldn't have to be ashamed of whatever transgressions have transpired after it.
It was a wonderful, funny, extensive exploration of the area and if this truly is your final Jerk video, you went out with a bang.
*chuckles* I always do love it when you put up a new video Mr. Somejerk. You never fail to make me laugh with your jokes and delivery. I'll have to give the video a second play through when I get home but I cackled at the "showing your feet who's boss" bit and John Goodman King Ralph bit.
RIP the actor who played the guy who forgot all of our names.
24:01 Not for long.
R.I.P. Michael Gambon and Richard Harris…
32:45 I literally just realized the keys on the ear is referencing Joe Rohde's ear-keys!
OMG! XD
Everyone else is waiting for Season 4, but me personally? I'm happy with the SJWAC we do have. And besides, Tony and friends have evolved way past what SJWAC has done on Escape from Vault Disney. Let me put it like this: your show either dies an Infinity Train or lives long enough to see it become The Simpsons. I'm glad SJWAC took the former
8:49 Also applicable to the end of Mary Poppins Returns
I'm pretty sure I've watched that exact vacation planning DVD on RUclips or somewhere when I was getting ready for my Disney World trip and yeah that's not an exaggeration in the slightest, kudos on the stamina editing that segment, the slowly fading in text was a nice touch.
One of the most fun ride in the park... Oh your review is also excellent. Congrats for 10k subscribers!
You had the perfect opportunity to say to all who come to this magical place!
R.I.P Robbie Coltrane, you were a great Hadrig
OMG I knew your name sounded fermiliare! I LOVED and still LOVE your Sirius Black song! Thank you for that!
This was actually the first time I've heard someone actually describe what Butterbeer is.
I want some. Now.
"& I'm left here wondering why a land of magic sells itself with wonder while the one with Wonderland sells itself with magic."
Twinkle twinkle little star!
How I *magic* where you are!
I have just recently returned from a vacation to Universal Studios ORLANDO and rode Hagrid’s Motorbike Adventure TWICE and I have to say that it is... AMAZING!
I guess it's faulty opening weeks were worth it! I can't wait to ride it- I mean if I can ride it.
"The fewer reasons to set foot in Florida the better." and the clips during that phrase are rofl
You're no no mag. Yet again, great work Tony Goldmark.
I didnt know Halloween gifts were a thing, but this is a great first. Thanks Tony!
Well, now we know why she was so obsessed with the restrooms.
Unfortunately.
"The Magic Never Ends" is Disney World's newest promotional campaign. How fitting.
"Perfect for baking Kugle" lol!
Tony while I appreciate hearing the a capella version of Ben folds five's 'magic', it is also far too melancholy for the tone of this video. I nearly started crying.
watching this in 2021 is a trip.
yeah i know, sorry
@11:58 to @12:02 That's me every time I go to sixflags. Seriously if you think universal is bad with those restraints, they got nothing on six flags great america.
#WheresTheFatUniversal
it has witches and wizards! this is a Halloween special! hey, this came out the morning of All Hallow's Eve, it counts!
35:58 Those were the last words of Some Jerk With a Camera. He was found dead outside a Chicago studio with a note saying “You simply lack imagination! P.S. I’m coming for you Doug…” The suspect was never found
Magic doesn’t even sound like a real word anymore.
The End Credits song is really catchy!
My mother and I plan to visit the Florida location.
And dude..... once a Potterhead, always a Potterhead
I love Jerk and Critic's interactions.
This is now my new favorite episode great job worth the wait! and I am not even a harry potter fan.
... Holy shit, in the background during the buckbeak ride. Wings of a Dove by Madness. NOSTALGIA RIGHT OUT OF NOWHERE.
(And now it's been stuck in my head for a week, please send help.)
For those of you playing at home, that's 50 whole seconds of magic.
5:41 " I think we lost a bet" "DAMNIT EISNER" 😂😂😂😂
Isn't the Channel Awesome HQ based in Chicago?
Did Doug go to California or did Tony go to Chicago?
Ooh! Crossover!
We shot Doug's cameo at Channel Awesome HQ while I was in Chicagoland for FuMPFest about two months ago.
Oh...Okay...
This is legit the first vid of your I ever watched and I was more than on board to watch more (cause this vid was hella funny) BUT THE FACT THAT DOUG WALKER WAS A GUEST STAR CINCHES IT! YOU MUST BE AWESOME!
12:52 to be fair, wizard cameras and muggle cameras look entirely different
What’s really funny about the JK sketch is that’s kind of what happened. She was pissed off with Disney, walked out of the meeting and went straight to Universal.
was gonna make a comment about how Rowling is an awful TERF and not the YAAAS Kween portrayed in this video, BUT, I saw the comments and saw that Tony agreed with them.
So I'll just say: we all could use more Tony Goldmark in our lives. Some Jerk, at this time, is pretty unfeasible, but a State of the Parks like the last opus you made is always welcome :)
Yeah, sorry bout that. It was 2016, who knew?
@@TonyGoldmark simpler times
As a little kid I was so traumatized by the Jaws ride, I was in like the third grade and my older cousin had let me watch the movie, that I basically sat on a bench and cried while my mom and brother went on King Kong cuz I was too freaked out to join them
Every time I watch this, Magic seems like it's not a word anymore xD
Late to the party on this I know, finally figured out how to add comments. Tony, I just wanted to say the Dos Eques parody with The Sorting Hat, particularly the "I'm a hat" line made me laugh out loud a good full five minutes. And any ti e I think back to it I immediately start chuckling. Good job sir.
how is possible to have so many views and so little subs?
10:06 I believe this is where he sums up the entire HP movie franchise in 36 seconds.
I fucking love Magic Bread!
Loving all the videos I've seen from you so far! I do have to ask, have you been in the Bug's Land bathrooms? Flik talks to and about you at different intervals, so Disney actually HAS gone there... just not quite as noticeably, as it's pretty quiet and I didn't realize it until sometime last year.
5 years later and we still press on, waiting, hoping for more. Tony, if you're reading this, I hope you're doing well
I feel like I've made it abundantly clear, several times in several places, that making videos like this is no longer feasible for me for multiple reasons, and I don't foresee a future where it becomes feasible again. Nowadays my time and energy is concentrated on my podcast, so if you're really "hoping for more" for me, that's where you can get it: escapefromvaultdisney.libsyn.com/
OR, you're just fulla shit and you'd rather I go back to killing myself making these videos, for very little tangible reward, than even slightly adjust your expectations of what kind of free entertainment I provide for you. Which is it?
Like, I seriously don't think you understand how much a comment like yours fucks with my anxiety. I'm already working my ass off around the clock just to make my podcast as high-quality as possible and you ravenous animals still fucking want MORE?!? All that tells me is "haha, your suspicions were right, you'll never be good enough."
"I hope you're doing well." Fuck off. Don't lie to me. No you don't, you already said you want more. You fucking people always want more.
Hi Tony, I genuinely hoped that you were doing well and I'm sorry that I made you upset. The reason I made the comment was that I love your content and I wish that I can see more (but I understand that's not possible) Heck, today I was watching some of your videos. I'm sorry Tony about what I caused and I hope this clarifies things.
@@aidanbyrnes9513 I'm sorry I snapped, I take things too personally sometimes. I wish I could still make videos like this too, but it's just not feasible for me anymore for multiple reasons.
I plan to go to the florida park with my mother one day. She took me to see most of the Harry Potter films
I hadn't seen many Harry Potter movies when my family and I first went to Diagon Alley. I was looking at a case of decorated wands and told my sisters that one was really pretty. They snickered and told me it was Voldemort's wand. And as soon as you used different names for Hogwarts, I was just waiting for Hoggle to appear. So glad he did!
As a Floridian, I can tell you Tony that Islands of Adventure, before Harry Potter, was doing pretty well, but despite the economic crash of '07-'08, Universal needed something to boost their attendance, despite Disney losing attendance in '09. Plus it was also the same era where we lost BTTF, so yeah, they needed to have a intellectual property to fill the gap by 2010. Thus Harry came to Orlando and helped increased more jobs for Orlando than Disney and SeaWorld combined. Couldn't imagine life without the impact of the Wizarding World of Harry Potter in Orlando, Japan and Hollywood.
"How am I not dead?"
Wonder. *snort*
9:03 in front of the Alice in Wonderland tea cups ride, nice touch
If Disney would've just built the Fantasy Creature wing at Animal Kingdom they could compete, but NOOOOO, we get a section dedicated to a movie that ripped off a one of the weaker Disney movies.
Still pretty fucking cool, though. Not to mention, at the time, it made sense.
do you believe in wonder?
Mmph!
MrDOCTORDERPY Its a kind of wonder🎶
Why don't you with me little girl on a wonder carpet right
In a young boy's heart.
One of my favorite bed time stories is Alice in *MAGIC* Land
I was lucky enough to have a wand choose me at Olivander's a long time ago. And I don't get to go to Disney or Universal very often since I live in Canada so that was genuine luck and not me waiting in line for the show over and over again until I was chosen to participate in it.
I always love how much Ben Folds music you use in these :)
Here's a weird error at the Universal Hogsmeade: The ticket prices on the train station poster aren't in Galleons, Sickles, and Knuts. They are in Pounds and Pence...but they removed the original symbols to make it look more 'magical'. Why else would a ticket cost 30.50? If it was in Galleons and sickles that price would be written as 32. 16 and if it were sickles and knuts the price would be written as 31. 21 (I guess they don't expect people familiar with pounds/shilling/pence pricing to closely inspect the posted fares).
You...you made no-maj sound as patriotic as 'MERICA. You may have just sold me on that stupid term on that premise alone...
I discuss this a little in my vlog of the first Fantastic Beasts movie, but what always sold ME on "nomaj" is the fact that American terms for things ALWAYS sound objectively stupider than their British counterparts. Every last time.