Bill Burr, You People Are All the Same, FULL Set, Stand-Up Comedy, Live, 2012
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- Опубликовано: 3 сен 2020
- The great Bill Burr's 3rd stand-up special, filmed live in Washington, D.C.'s Lincoln Theater in 2012.
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If you're dating a girl that can sit through Bill's specials and laugh like crazy without ever getting offended, she might be marriage material.
Yeah and shes probably a dude.
@@hellodarkness5644 lmao, watch out for those big hands and Adam's apple.
@@hellodarkness5644 fuck knows who is who today. 🤣🤣🤣
He hits those facts hard. Those ridiculous divorce settlements then women wonder why most men don't want to marry anymore. DUMB - even Hogs learns what poison smells like .
He's my favorite and I'm a woman. I AM a certified unicorn though. 😂
Bill Burr is that voice that comes up in your head whenever there's a sensitive subject in the room.
Always at the back of my head a feint Boston accent is yelling at me
That’s why his comedy works so damn fine 😅
Yeah but it sounds more like Tony Soprano 😂
That voice is for when people are being sensitive and or when they’re being stupid.
Other person: deep cult left mantra.
Me in my head: bill burr.
Dave chappelle
This special was peak Bill Burr. Not a wasted word in it.
“You rub one out, that’s champagne of victory”., lost my self there 😂😂😂
Woke the baby up laughing at that one.
This man is the king of borderline jokes and I love every bit of it 😂😂😂
He means every word of it and uses his platform geniusly as a shield to convey mostly facts
Patrice O’Neil… Them Bill Burr
Frankie Boyle is beyond the line
"Any dog is a good dog, unless you're a psycho." 😆 🤣 😂 so true!
Pitbulls can bite even if you're a good owner, surprised they aren't banned in America. In the UK they were banned over 30 years ago. Every year there are hundreds if not thousands of little Children mauled from these mutts.
I've watched this special multiple times but I still come back when I need a good laugh.
Same
That's great opening line for a show; "I've gotta get a gun 🔫 " 😄 🤣 😂
The “EVERY DAYYYYY” from that lady in he crowd had me rolling fkkkk 😂😂😂😂
I've been thinking about that since 10 years if that was staged.
@@Sternmayer it was his wife/girlfriend (this is a joke)
@beastofthemount414 I don't think he would put her there. He would first rowed her
Every time I feel bad, angry, anxious, sad, and feel like I have no way out, I come here. This guy has helped me get through some difficult situations in life, I just relax and fall asleep laughing to his rants
You might alrdy know but he has a yt channel where he podcasts 2/1h+ rambles each week and its awesome.
@@zydian_ yeah i know but thx
🫶🏻
i feel the same way brother. my mental health has been at an all time low with facing jail time, it’s nice to just get drunk and listen to bill burr ramble about shit and laugh for an hour straight. hope you feel better!
You know that actually makes sense; people laugh when I rant but not at my bad jokes. If I’m natural and honest I’m funny. 🤔🤭
*“There’s no shirt for your face”*
2020: “hold my beer”
This was his all time best special. Absolutely brilliant.
Got a good spread! Lmfaooooo the bit he did about knowing when the N word is coming, when he was first getting his career going, is my all time favorite. Hilarious
Man I've build my entire sense of humor off of him and I'll always love hearing him bitch about everything cuz his mostly right 😂😂
I’m not saying I’m him but we definitely think the same a lot and say things the same without the exact words
You didn't build your sense of humor off of him. Your sense of humor is your own. It was in you before you ever heard Bill Burr🙂
Add a little Patrice O'Neal in you might like it
And... his jokes are not only about penis, sex and vaginas. It's great nowdays to find someone who does stands up behind this shit. Is boring and disgusting hearing a guy talking about d@cks and vagigus for 15min straights! Like dudeeee come on!!!!! Write something new!
He's
“Going out with this black girl” He is talking about the love of his life whom he married ❤
Awesome
No he’s not
@@siyabongandlovu1175 The lovely Nia
@@siyabongandlovu1175 I'm not sure what you are disagreeing with, and I don't know if it is this girl, but his wife today is a black woman if thats what you are disagreeing with.
@@siyabongandlovu1175 he have been dating mia since 2004.
"you have no idea how long a year is until you're stone sober" 😂 yup
Bill Burr is GOATED....... his jokes are always so relatable to the overwhelming majority of Americans and he is spot on in his little rants about our culture. Love the fact that he pushes the boundaries of our cultures and stereotypes. We need this man more than ever in our politically correct soft woke culture.
Carlin Chappelle Burr is there anyone else
@@turtleanton6539 word
He actually is very woke and PC, that makes his jokes that much funnier cos he knows he is satirising the bigots without being one
@@priapulida I know what I think it means. what do you think that is so much more right than me
@@priapulida I know what I think it means, if you know better, please share it with the rest of us
This guy is great. He talks about things most people won’t touch.
He's a rare breed.
He's so much more than a stand up comic.
Just wait 20 years. He'll be doing the George Carlin thing;
Where buying a ticket and going to see him is more of a symposium than a comic's act.
what do u mean more of a symposium
@@tiagomoraes1510What some of george carlin's last few things.
Been listening to him for a long time. So great. FINALLY going to see him In NY August 10 th. I told my girlfriend to watch him with me because he’s hysterical. She didn’t want. Finally she watched him with me. Now she can’t wait to go to see him in August 2022. Just a few more weeks. Can’t wait
I'm an ass man
@@philliptran8849 does this comment make any sense whatsoever ?
It’s also confusing because of the name “Tran” Is that the first 4 letters of a longer word?
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I hope you enjoy yourself, man! I went to my first standup late last year, it was Fluffy so pretty different type stuff, but I had an absolute blast!! 💙💙
@@LunaGuldeira Fluffy lol. He’s hysterical.
It’s amazing how he makes all those sounds so good.
i must have watched this a dozen times, and its just as funny this time as it was the first time and i'll watch it half a dozen more just for the laughs
Same
Just a half dozen?? 🤔. Dozens already but just half dozen from here on out??😆
"WHY IS IT SO QUIET IN HERE??" 😂I almost died
This man helped millions of people throughout the pandemic..He is Blessed with an exceptional talent that Needs to be Respected!!!!! Bless you my Brother..
I love his comedy. I hadn’t realised his involvement in the pandemic
What pandemic?
Bill Burr & Dave Chapell. No other "comedian " comes close. Funniest guys on the planet.
People forget Louie CK
Norm MacDonald obviously comes to mind as a GOAT. Mark Normand is a guy that's been getting very popular recently. I've heard his stuff and it's excellent.
2 Words Loui C.k he's for sure a 🐐
George Carlin is my personal all time🐐, closely followed by Bill Burr!
Dave is ok
"Oh go to your mother's I don't give a sh^t!!!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😎
"I'll buy 5 and fuckin' break 4 of em'!"
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I thought you were goin to your mother's!🤣🤣🤣
Man, his dad sounds like a real piece of work.
Every time I hear his voice I think he’s gonna tell me he’ll put me through that wall 😂😂😂
Hope he asks nicely after being divorced or at least offers you a 😳🌻
God I would absolutely LOVE to go to one of his shows. Definitely my top 5!!!
Me too but I'm in South Africa 🙁
It’s crazy how I know his voice from his Netflix series but this is my first time ever seeing his stand up and all I can think about is Frank Murphy from F Is For Family 😂
That show is hilarious
Usually I dont laugh out loud when i am alone, but this guy is a legend hhahaha. You might want to watch "F is for Family" if you like Bill Burr, I believe that he is voice acting for the main role. It's hillarious!
Probably because he created the whole show.
@@christiewright1457 very insightful. Thank you for your kind comment
@@partybus31 HAHAHAHAHA you bobbed and weaved and stayed on point
F is for family is frigin hilarious.i wish they'd do some more seasons of that.That and king of the hill.They are cartoons but can also can be pictured as an actual sitcom..
It’s a wonder he doesn’t burst a blood vessel telling these jokes.
He has great diaphragm control, doesn't need to strain his face lol
@@gettinghighwithadam6516 wow.. 😂. Just stop. The internet is forever man
The dog bit had me LITERALLY CRYING
You still look like you're in your 50's, it's just I don't know what year. I've never seen that year before. LOOOOLLL
I fell asleep to this and wonder why I’m single 😂😂😂 this is just flourishing in my subconscious 😂
Bill needs merch with "Most guys wouldv'e left by now" and "You don't know how fkn good you got it lady". That way I can have one on stand by.
I'd buy, "Rub one out like a man. It's the champagne of victory"
Love him...he's real and hilarious🤣 😂
I LOVE the points bill makes '95% of all shark attacks happen near the beach' 'yeah no SHIT that's because that's where the PEOPLE all hang out!' LMAO. 'then i'm in the kitchen washing dishes for the 9th fucking time in a row like "this is what the argument was about, i was right, wtf happened"' LMMFAO :D
Him walking the dog and yelling at the game and shit would be aperfect animation lol the image i have of his dog in my mind is hilarious 😆
Love this guy! Speaks the truth lmao
The Bit about "Losing your shit about fixing something" is pure comedy GOLD! :D
It is SO not okay that Bill was ever hit by anyone. It's a two-way road.
Hitting and abuse can come from any direction, and NONE of it is okay.
Good for you, Bill, for standing up for the other side.
"It's got a good spreaaaaad" Bill is amazing lolz
I'm at work listening to Bill Burr specials on my headphones and laughing like crazy, my coworkers are like you must be listening to stand up again, I love my life lol
You look so beautiful can we be friends
@@johnsmith8344 that's very kind of you, have a great day
Hello beautiful
I like you
@@johnsmith8344 thanks 😌
I am a woman and I think everything he said....everything. .is absolutely, totally, without a doubt...true.
Bill burr hates you lol
I like his take on marriage. When I was married my wife thought that couples weren't supposed to argue. I'm like 'hon, that's TOTALLY unrealistic. All couples argue! The important part is that if I didn't care about you I wouldn't argue I would just leave! I argue with you because I want ya to understand why I think what I'm thinking and vice versa'. Yeah that didn't last...
As for DV, a lot of friends said the same. There is a lot that might piss ya off at a woman; doesn't mean ya put hands on em. Go for a drive, lock yourself in a room, whatever.
Bill burrs jokes take my breath out my lungs.
There's no shirt for your face. Truest thing ever.
You can watch it over and over still Gold.
My BF, suggested bill burr, he said don't go before 2014, BUT IT'S SOOO GOOD
Shit I've just messed up my eyeliner. Trying to apply it whilst watching this was a bad idea. 🤣
He's the GOAT 🐐
I put him over Dave Chappelle don't @ me
Amen!!
He’s great but definitely not GOAT
What does that mean?
@@a110100
Greatest
Of
All
Time
Bill Burr the GOAT!!!!!
He said he didn't want to make his dad come off like a psycho but he sure did a good job at it lmao
That joke about Reno being a good gun town was gold
I have listened to this maybe 20 times. Love it
“Every day!!!” 😂
Thanks, Bill, for getting me through the rough times
I listened to the one he did in Philly...my eyes were watering due to excessive laughing...
This mam is at the top for comedians. Never a boring minute....😂😂😂😂
You could feel the tension and awkwardness there for a while you’d have to have nerves of steel to keep going through that
I love this man! This is my favorite .. I think I’ve seen it 7 times 😅😂🤣💜💜
Same here. I've seen it a lot of times, but it still makes me laugh every time.
I lost count after 7!
Superb comedian. I`ve only just found him out this week and he`s right up there with my favourites already. Enjoyed that whole performance. Thanks for posting.
He's brilliant! He did a recap just for that one heckler chick. Wow!
He's got a really good point about stats lol
Starting a set with greetings followed by, “I wanna get a gun,” is perfect.
WOW!! I HAD NO IDEA THE DEPTH & THE HUMAN AWARENESS BILL BURR BRAVELY BRINGS THRU COMEDY!! HE'S HEROIC!!
pretty good but reminds me of music hall before tv & radio when comics toured the same routine for decades as i just watched him do two of his bits here on conan from only a few days ago.
Irish tempers are tough. lol
Some ppl were just born to do stand-up...Bill Burr is one of the best.
Vast majority of comics today just aren't funny to me. But this guy is.
I love you man,you really have become one of the greats! The world needs this humor.
lol he’s been amazing for the last 20 years bro.
Thank God for Bill Burr saying the shit that needs to be said that nobody wants to say about women because they are afraid of offending their old lady or whoever
Patrice O'Neal has a lot to say on the subject, too.
@@jflanagan9696 He's dead.
@@hectorg.7282 Yup. Good thing we have recordings.
I never knew what lotion was for until Bill educated me.
“Rub one out, champagne of victory”
Bill gives some SERIOUS PERSPECTIVES to think about!!!!!!!!!
Top 5 funniest comedian that’s ALIVE . Bill is funny af and a lunatic.
2022... Still lovin it
Yo.... I like this guy alot
..
First time seeing him
Awesome thanks for being yourself.
Our old ass dog did the same thing to a mailman one day: Super docile dog, like 13 years old and got winded walking up the stairs, but turns out her trigger was the mailman (rescue) --open the door one day and she had the life of a teenager and the mailman was GHOST WHITE, literally millimeters from his balls. Only trigger she ever had in the 4 years we had her living into old life and dying at 17. She would still drag ass trying to get at the mailman dropping every day, shit was hilarious at her really old age.
Laughed through the entire thing 🤣🤣🤣
I absolutely love Bill ~ he is so hilarious my face hurts from laughing so much! I can't count how many times I have watched this as well as his other available shows, and I get it. He's the best. Thanks Bill✌🏼
this guy is the first person to make me feel comfortable saying fair is fair no matter what
The "conversation" with his wife around the 18 minute mark is genius.
Again with the tears 😹 😂 😆 🤣
Man if only Depp vs. Herd was before this
Oh I’d LOVE to hear his take on that!!
This man is absolutely amazing. FUCKING amazing 😭😭😭
This guy is golden!
my damn spirit animal
Bill burr is living legend 🙏.
I think it’s funny that Disney, the company that fired Gina Carano for saying something insensitive, hired this guy in the first place 😂 That whole controversy will always confuse me.
@Jackie Chan Maybe Favro and Filoni love these guys but Disney legal hates them
Bill Burr is one of the funniest men alive.
Spit my morning coffee out twice already no more listening to Bill + drinking.My iPad is so sticky 😂
This never gets old, I love it!
"Put it in my jam jams sleeve"
Thx for upload ✌🏼😎
That Guy is awesome
Laughing so hard with tears 😂😂😂
I fucking love Bill!
And I wish I would have had the dad talk.
It's a long story and I know nobody gives a fuck but I wish I would have had my dad in my life.
Tossing me a baseball, talking truth!
Prepping me for the fuck of the world that we live in.
One of the greatest of all time
I started watch his cartoon (F is for family) on netflix... love it
Bill burr/Ralph crandon, suttle,yet explosive, especially towards Alice, and Norton,love the honeymooners.