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I’ve only just discovered Bill Burr existed like 2 days ago, but he is already no1 on my all time list of my favourite comedians ever! Love this guy!

SO GOOD

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😭😭😭😭You will forever be a legend 🔥🔥🔥

I hope Bill Burr made some of these bits up, or his now-wife has improved significantly. Lot of fucked up stuff passed off as jokes. I'd be gone if my wife ever hit me in the face. She'd be gone if I did the same to her as well.

Nice to see who Joel was working with before he got the gig at Gizmonic Institute :D

Can somebody point a a part of this set that is funny? One if the "comedy greats"...

My folks had 5 kids by their early 30s while they both made minimum wage. It was an insane childhood. Utter madness was the default. I'm 37 and have two kids that are 9 years apart. Holy sh*t the difference is night and day. You'll love every kid you have no matter what, but that 3rd kid will change things. Once you're outnumbered, it's over. 😂

Absolutely great but just one thing : MAJORITY OF HOMICIDE are accident ; A gun security can be remove by a 4 year old child, or even accidentaly ; And you can bet that, if you have kids, they gonna find it! In my mind ALL guns must be banned if they not a Glock (the most securised gun actually, even if it's aint perfect of course!:)

black eye club rihanna

FACTS

Different races, same person

They all look the same 😂

THIS WAS ABOUT AS FUNNY AS THE PLAGUE.

young george wallace 😁😁😁😁

i c leno

Yeah

No comments? Damn

Starting a set with greetings followed by, “I wanna get a gun,” is perfect.

Hes the best I've heard so far !

The "conversation" with his wife around the 18 minute mark is genius.

I love his comedy, I'm super angry same mentality, I get it respect him as a comidien, I've always done hard labor, I've always been the funny one, I want to try it

Vet they always had us keep them unloaded, grandfather had gus everywhere loaded, if they're always loaded you treat them loaded, and they're loaded what's the point of an unloaded gun, I see it if kids around but if your in the country and adults all day, white men are hairy lotions diffrent

Mike Singletary....man that brings me back....I'm a huge chicago fan!

"IT'S GUNNA FUGGIN RUST"

30:56 With a black wife and a black son and daughter, I wonder how he feels now about saying n***ers in this set. As a black life long fan I’m surprised, changes the way I see him.

Tintoria brought me here

They want you to put on a dress to act that part. Rocky didn’t put on a dress either. I bet he love the Oprah subject. 😂

46:00 I fucking lost it here holy shit 😂

whenever I feel such palpable irrational rage, I come watch a Bill Burr special. Its not just me

I love Jerry pure love for the guy❤

The true help for men. ❤

I wish this included the encore where he interacted with the audience. I have the DVD copy somewhere in stoarage.

Sucks that he took it off Spotify

All I know is that you are the only man who can say the “C “ word and I like it!! Hah!! I’m sick like you hah

Your fucn the funniest I swear .. all the things you talk about in your standup R things I have actually thought of in the past! I love when you cuss.

BIILLY~~ I think we were in another lifetime connected in some kind of way. We could have had the same relatives haha!! as we realize we are cockroaches hah!! Ha!! Ha!

YO BiLLy I got you hah!!

The part where Jerry abuses the poor cat wouldn't fly today

4:02 the absolute best and accurate

Is Bill's sister selling advice?

I've had a moment before with co-workers with kids. Oh I'm going out to do a concert with some friends. They start saying to each other, they hadn't been out in years and I looked at them very confused. They started shooting at me that they have kids. 35 and no kids. Pass!

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Thank you Bill

Some ppl were just born to do stand-up...Bill Burr is one of the best.

Hate that they rook this off of netflix. Probably my favorite special of his. idk why, but netflix only allows you to have 5 specials up at a time apparently lol.

This dude talking about the lotion! I am dead!!!💀💀💀

Unhealthy: "Most guys would have left by now" - Freedom>peace>love "I'm kinda jelous of the way my dad gets to talk to my mom sometimes. Where are all those old school women you can just take your day out on. When did they stop making those angels who just knew It had nothing to do with them, let you sit there just low out the lines. What a luxury. To fail all day and download all your insecurities on this other person. How was your day. How the fuck was your day! I'm out here making decisions. Take these goddamn kids and give me a goddamn drink, ohhh with the tears..." "Obviously im not saying to hit a woman but saying there is no reason to hit a woman thats crazy. When you say there is no reason that kills all the examination as to how two people ended up at that place. You cut out the build up you're just left with the act how are you gonna slove it if you don't figure it out....lok how awkward it is right now I said you couldn't hit a woman I'm asking how can't you ask questions? You can always ask the questions about the guy you can never ask questions about the woman why is that?.....Answer him right....Answer him right...." - Because the person you're interrogated by is by nature untrusting and suspicious and the victim is left in a place of hopelessness and wonder after the event going back on themself and the other person. And then to make "the victim" question themselves again and reopen wounds especially by someone who already has issues of their own against the type of person they are interrogating or "helping" but are unaware of them can seriously imprint your fears on "the victim" who is already questioning themselves. That can be a very very very ugly unpleasent thing, and the person doing the helping or interrogating just ends up looking like a massive idiot and that doesnt serve anyone. And you're constantly being judged. Can't be prepared for what you don't understand, "knowing" won't help a lot. Not saying it shouldn't be done still, but how is everything, and a lot of people call themselves "professional" or even worse don't bother to in those situations. Believing> "knowing". "Why couldn't this guy think he could bang his maid and get away with it. He's been in the zone for over four decades nothing but net. Fuck a maid in my own bed dude thats a lay up. And then what happens the smoke clears and all these trolls come out of the woodworks and start judging this great man, all these fatties, all these all guys who never got any. Absolutely reprehensible behaviour..what kind of a legacy of his empire...Like they have any clue what its like to be tempted at that level. Like they have groupies as they woddle about...he is still not a great man after he fucked Alice? How can I judge these people I've im on my third attempt at rosetta stone spanish? I can barely handle temptation to facebook. Article:Why do so many powerful famous rich men act like pigs. Article was written by a woman, Thats like me writting a book, "The third trimester and what to expect" how would I know right? Then why is this woman telling me what its like to have a dick... you have no idea what its like to have a dick 24/7 "Do it do it". Everyman in here is programmed to fuck 85% of the women in here. It's just that you wont its the only reason we dont. The guy at the homedepot wants the fuck just as many women as a celebrity but he can't do it because whores dont care about lumber. Why are we giving it away to these bums with cheeto dust on their face and their clevage walking around with hundreds of milion dollars. "its what the laws says" 100years I could beat you with a mop handle, "its what the laws says doesn't make it right." "All this useless information, yet hanging between your legs is this things that could crumble your entire empire 7minuts or less, don't know a fucking thing about it, even worse you think its your friends Because its like a dream a motivational speaker it believes, it believes,. Ask it any question: yeah yeah exit strategy we'll be fine, wheres your dick when it gets caught...slumped over, well I thought it was a good idea... but you have to know what...if your dick was a third base couch it would be just waving people in and around just go in there slide slide slide. Ohh shit here she comes." 🤣 "Ahh with the tears" 🤣😂 -Written by a random guy.

18:47 - 20:03 Sometimes I try to make sense of why I think Bill Burr is more than just another edgy male comedian complaining about his wife, and it's shit like this that really encapsulates what sets him apart from the rest. The amount raw truth and vulnerability in this bit is beautiful. He's just very realistically acting out a hypothetical argument between him and his girlfriend and it still manages to be funny while also being authentic and, like I said, vulnerable. And it's not just funny in the writing and conception of the bit, but it's also a brilliant performance. The way he starts out ratcheted up and slowly winds down, and all the ups and downs in intensity in between. Like, there's so much more going on here than just joke telling.