Jimmy Carr: Laughing and Joking (2013) - FULL LIVE SHOW

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  • @jimmycarr
    @jimmycarr  3 года назад +608

    Watch more of Jimmy’s Full Shows - ruclips.net/p/PLqmvX-B8Fiea3oF1Yx2Gl5rBPonSkMDHM

  • @brenna_boop6341
    @brenna_boop6341 4 года назад +8027

    His sense of humor is dangerous for this day and age and I appreciate him for it

    • @brenna_boop6341
      @brenna_boop6341 4 года назад +168

      Marshall Davis you’re*

    • @XxWatulookinat69xX
      @XxWatulookinat69xX 4 года назад +53

      @Marshall Davis respect wahmen

    • @brenna_boop6341
      @brenna_boop6341 4 года назад +79

      Marshall Davis first of all, I am nobody’s. Second, @Iceguy15, Yoda still managed to be grammatically correct while using anastrophe, so why can’t you?

    • @XxWatulookinat69xX
      @XxWatulookinat69xX 4 года назад +30

      @@agenericusername2488 go away, virgin.

    • @anouarkrassimovich7481
      @anouarkrassimovich7481 4 года назад +161

      it's not his humour that is dangerous, it's the surrounding mentality of this day that is dangerous.

  • @gojewla
    @gojewla 5 лет назад +9803

    My god. So many one liners. How does he remember all that?

    • @Jardonius
      @Jardonius 5 лет назад +1034

      For real he just fires them off one after another. Sometimes he has transitions, sometimes it's a hard cut and they generally all work xD

    • @Jardonius
      @Jardonius 5 лет назад +1393

      @King Brilliant Did you just get really salty over someone getting complimented on performing their act well?

    • @TheComputec
      @TheComputec 5 лет назад +32

      @King Brilliant savage

    • @GreenLightningHood
      @GreenLightningHood 5 лет назад +409

      @@TheComputec Not really. Doctors study and go to school for years constantly being tested on their knowledge and are never required to give an hour long speech on 12 second of material at a time and actors only have to remember the lines for the individual scene they are doing at the time and they hardly ever recall their lines later. More comparable would be rappers doing a concert, but I guess that's too difficult to think of when you're so busy being salty because someone who isn't you receives praise.

    • @TheComputec
      @TheComputec 5 лет назад +67

      @@GreenLightningHood I think you've replied to the wrong person... This will happen occasionally when you don't know how comments work on RUclips...
      I replied to KING BRILLIANT that his response to the poster was SAVAGE... ie brutal, harsh
      I will reply to you by saying that you need to wind your neck back in and stop trying to be clever when you clearly cannot follow a conversation thread properly

  • @KaeYoss
    @KaeYoss 5 лет назад +3174

    That laugh. Can't crank up the volume too much or the neighbors think I'm buggering a goose.

  • @BMC11879
    @BMC11879 2 года назад +656

    So many double entendres. Nothing but punchlines. Pure comedic genius. Thank you Mr Carr

    • @Fruitysfaction
      @Fruitysfaction Год назад +2

      Yeah, well. Copied straight from /r/funny.

    • @tostadoro
      @tostadoro Год назад +15

      @@Fruitysfaction so he went in 2013 to a subreddit to get material? Sure.

    • @stefaniabrazzi1358
      @stefaniabrazzi1358 Год назад

      ​@@tostadorohe has done worst than that in recent years! This muppet should get both his hands up and slap his face with both hands till they become an odd number.

    • @Klatu1234
      @Klatu1234 Год назад +2

      @BMC11879 It's cracking how he reels them off. Hardest working maybe not, but he has a gift.

    • @electro5175
      @electro5175 Год назад +6

      @@Fruitysfactiontell me you live on reddit without telling me you live on reddit

  • @strictlycasual765
    @strictlycasual765 5 лет назад +2173

    Went to see him live around about the time this was filmed, laughed from start to end he was brilliant and to top it off waited at the exit to thank everyone and get a photo which I’m sure 95% don’t even think about doing
    I mentioned we might go see him a few weeks after that night when he was playing in our home town, and he said ‘oh I wouldn’t bother it’s the same show’ which was quality of him
    Funny, genuine, dolphin laughing fucking comedy legend

    • @snoppdeng2
      @snoppdeng2 5 лет назад +150

      Strange how the comedian who portrays a persona of being "out there" is down to earth and a good fellow.

    • @JediAhsokaTano
      @JediAhsokaTano 4 года назад +59

      'Dolphin laughing' 😂😂😂

    • @pjyt
      @pjyt 4 года назад +35

      Thanks for sharing the story. Love him more now.

    • @unitedairco.5140
      @unitedairco.5140 2 года назад +3

      Was this in the uk?

    • @strictlycasual765
      @strictlycasual765 2 года назад +2

      @@unitedairco.5140 yeah mate

  • @Nakamichi_Jun
    @Nakamichi_Jun 4 года назад +1974

    I like how jimmy wanders away from the structured repertoire to remind everyone how fast his wit is, every now and again.

  • @itsthatonechickagaincallth7843
    @itsthatonechickagaincallth7843 4 года назад +5249

    The people willing to talk to him in the crowd are legends.

  • @jjjayjay9962
    @jjjayjay9962 9 месяцев назад +13

    Jimmy Carr is the best comedian BY MILES. Most number of jokes per minute and the best comeback ever.

  • @thejayst3r
    @thejayst3r 5 лет назад +3166

    Most comedians' RUclipss: *uploads clips of the most popular jokes that everyone already knows*
    Jimmy Carr's RUclips: hold my beer

    • @itsthatguy7713
      @itsthatguy7713 5 лет назад +32

      *Hold my martini

    • @loloutloudproduction
      @loloutloudproduction 5 лет назад +12

      Tbf with ads on RUclips probably works out better

    • @Natinka222
      @Natinka222 5 лет назад +5

      Josh Wolf did the same.

    • @khalilkhalil9986
      @khalilkhalil9986 5 лет назад +13

      "hold My mic"

    • @macjgp
      @macjgp 5 лет назад +64

      "but yeah this was a dick move" mate, no one is arguing that, just you. We're all appreciating the fact that we can watch for free.

  • @renatobritto4096
    @renatobritto4096 4 года назад +1960

    This guy is a comedy genius. I wish I could forget all the jokes I just heard, just to head them again..

    • @puroboi9591
      @puroboi9591 4 года назад +3

      Renato Britto Araujo auto correct

    • @gadwaithira
      @gadwaithira 3 года назад +8

      Lucky you, am literally not getting anything

    • @PrendeII
      @PrendeII 3 года назад +6

      @@gadwaithira you're not getting it because it's not funny.

    • @stacyyoung1672
      @stacyyoung1672 3 года назад

      @@gadwaithira
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    • @Missjxss
      @Missjxss 3 года назад +1

      @@PrendeII shut up.

  • @richierxch4959
    @richierxch4959 4 года назад +4936

    Jimmy Carr could literally confess to any number of crimes and you'd think it's a joke 😂

  • @jasonforpresident5678
    @jasonforpresident5678 Год назад +109

    1:07:52 is the best part of the whole show
    Jimmy’s face after she says that is priceless

  • @webbster64B
    @webbster64B 5 лет назад +3072

    Dark humour is truly the best humour

    • @infiniLor
      @infiniLor 5 лет назад +9

      @@kidyfiddler5527 not "offence" - just that what your name indicates is criminal

    • @davgg9621
      @davgg9621 5 лет назад +14

      @@Don-Kidik yeah, would you report a guy also if his name was "real ben laden"?

    • @AliS-ml7nd
      @AliS-ml7nd 5 лет назад +14

      @@kidyfiddler5527 it's people like you who are the real snowflakes lmao, proper going off cause some saddo didn't like your joke. Get a grip.

    • @olliedylan1381
      @olliedylan1381 5 лет назад +1

      Kidy Fiddler *they’re

    • @olliedylan1381
      @olliedylan1381 5 лет назад +12

      Kidy Fiddler “go back to wanking off Muslims u leftist”
      No believe it or not, being left wing isn’t “wanking off Muslims” it’s actually just being a decent human being and being accepting of people regardless of their race. I really pity your ignorance if you genuinely view Muslims in a negative light. I didn’t think people were actually that stupid that they believed the obnoxious propaganda the media shoved down our throats.

  • @ngcalvinutomo96
    @ngcalvinutomo96 4 года назад +456

    "You've seen.. the undead.. And I make you nervous?"

    • @estebancollazo7641
      @estebancollazo7641 4 года назад +12

      His crowd interaction is incredible. It really adds to his performance

  • @jamham9000
    @jamham9000 3 года назад +1202

    "You know, they say laughter is the best medicine. So maybe, just maybe, if we keep laughing at people in wheelchairs..."

    • @msanthrope7768
      @msanthrope7768 3 года назад +14

      Oh that cracked me up.. Yes.. it's ok to laugh people. (
      I don't mean that literally, AT people in wheel chairs)

    • @imperallady
      @imperallady 3 года назад +4

      🤣🤣🤣😂🤭

    • @arabhinav9436
      @arabhinav9436 3 года назад +5

      That's a line from family guy S1E5

    • @EarthSurferUSA
      @EarthSurferUSA 2 года назад +1

      How do you think some Jewish people became so funny after WW2?

    • @CloroxBleach-69420
      @CloroxBleach-69420 2 года назад

      😆

  • @Cmagic678
    @Cmagic678 3 года назад +63

    This is simply outstanding! He is brilliant and flawless delivery!

  • @HBLA
    @HBLA 5 лет назад +3065

    Jimmy: Any Australians in?
    Crowd: YEAHHH!
    Jimmy: Welcome Back.
    As an Aussie, this put me in tears of laughter!

    • @prashantnittala2864
      @prashantnittala2864 5 лет назад +15

      What was that supposed to mean?

    • @elizabethferguson247
      @elizabethferguson247 5 лет назад +43

      Really!?!

    • @caniscerulean
      @caniscerulean 5 лет назад +69

      I thought he would follow "Welcome back" with something like "Escape or time served? Oh, just work release then?"

    • @dothething2892
      @dothething2892 5 лет назад +161

      Because the brits deported criminals in 1700 period, or around that time, to Australia. Hence the welcome back, I also like the 8 out of 10 cats joke "all Australian food is prison food" -paraphrased

    • @prashantnittala2864
      @prashantnittala2864 5 лет назад +6

      @Patient 0 You think you are a smart ass dont ya? Australians are basically english who migrated to that island country a long time ago. Thats what welcome back meant. Read a book

  • @paulpaganhawkmarshall8286
    @paulpaganhawkmarshall8286 5 лет назад +409

    Fifty shades of grey the best selling book that year, whats the world coming too?
    The most subtle joke Ive ever heard!

    • @epiphonedude4999
      @epiphonedude4999 5 лет назад +5

      Paul PaganHawk Marshall I noticed that he also looked in the direction of the lesbians with a sly look. If that was the intent, it’s a perfect triple entendre. If not, I still choose to believe that he looked at the lesbians

    • @bitzibaerlie
      @bitzibaerlie 5 лет назад +3

      The one about the teacher girlfriend who wanted him to put his hand up before sex was very subtle as well. (Not sure if it was in this show or one of the other two; watched them in a row)

    • @RezEverday
      @RezEverday 5 лет назад +1

      Was in this one ye. I was like 10 seconds behind on that one

    • @DevilCryno
      @DevilCryno 4 года назад +2

      Thinking about it now, 50 shades of grey wasn't such a horrible thing to happen with this world.

    • @NatandGeorge
      @NatandGeorge 3 года назад

      @@DevilCryno I reasd the whoole trilogy, & didn't find it overly sexual.

  • @emperorpalpatine4911
    @emperorpalpatine4911 4 года назад +815

    Jimmy’s laugh is amazing it’s like a seals war cry

  • @proudcanadian5713
    @proudcanadian5713 3 года назад +93

    It would be too damn hard to pick a favourite gag because you had me laughing really hard and I watched it in the hospital while recovering from a bypass operation. |The minor pain from laughing too hard was well worth it. THANK you Sir, you're BRILLIANT!

    • @mateivanea2111
      @mateivanea2111 3 года назад +3

      Hope you all And Good now.

    • @spacely2642
      @spacely2642 2 года назад

      @@mateivanea2111 Yes I appreciate the concern though

  • @alisonn7200
    @alisonn7200 4 года назад +764

    "My first wife was from Thailand and she died of testicular cancer". Only Jimmy Carr could deliver that joke.

    • @robertbrookes2000
      @robertbrookes2000 4 года назад +6

      Frankie Boyle.

    • @MrEvanNoyes
      @MrEvanNoyes 3 года назад +2

      Norton

    • @mylovesongs2429
      @mylovesongs2429 3 года назад

      Dave Attell could expand upon that joke and make it world class!

    • @cameronmaden6268
      @cameronmaden6268 3 года назад +2

      @@MrEvanNoyes not enough brexit bashing and trump hating for mr norton

    • @TheADHDad
      @TheADHDad 3 года назад

      Tsssss! Cause she was a man or sumptin!

  • @poppyfield1619
    @poppyfield1619 4 года назад +358

    " I don't care if it looks racist that's a massive rucksack and I'm getting off the bus" 😂😂😅

  • @kellendoyle3148
    @kellendoyle3148 4 года назад +469

    I’ve watched this 6 times now and it still makes me laugh

  • @unstoppablezone4980
    @unstoppablezone4980 3 года назад +49

    The master of stand-up comedy...who else could keep going for this long...and never miss a beat? Amazing! KUDOS!

  • @SILENTSLICE50
    @SILENTSLICE50 5 лет назад +71

    You light up ours lives..with absolute darkness. Thank you Mr. Carr

  • @awonderingoneil206
    @awonderingoneil206 3 года назад +878

    Guy in crowd talks to Jimmy Carr...
    Jimmy Carr: So, you have chosen death.

    • @namao7497
      @namao7497 3 года назад +14

      jimmy: and i took that personally

    • @Nononcense77
      @Nononcense77 3 года назад +8

      Jimmy: so I started roasting

    • @wownero7785
      @wownero7785 3 года назад

      and his mum too

    • @Pagliacci_Rex
      @Pagliacci_Rex 3 года назад

      Jimmy: Cowabunga it is.

    • @luke_mckay
      @luke_mckay 9 месяцев назад +1

      Jimmy carr: So Guy-In-Crowd's mum.....

  • @iconoclast137
    @iconoclast137 Год назад +8

    i love how he actively encourages hecklers and makes it a whole part of his act

  • @Аку-ю7ф
    @Аку-ю7ф 5 лет назад +1757

    “They say that laughter is the best medicine, so maybe just maybe, if we keep laughing at people in wheelchairs....”

    • @caniscerulean
      @caniscerulean 5 лет назад +5

      Crying is the generic alternative...

    • @brightwelllamin
      @brightwelllamin 5 лет назад +6

      Sbeve 🤞🏼😬🤞🏼

    • @jameswebb2759
      @jameswebb2759 5 лет назад +13

      On my way to a hospital now.
      I'll let you know what happens

    • @bigbossimmotal
      @bigbossimmotal 5 лет назад +40

      I've been in a chair for 16years now. Laughed my ass off on that one. :-)

    • @poppyfield1619
      @poppyfield1619 4 года назад +4

      @@bigbossimmotal it really was a great one liner!

  • @kevinchills
    @kevinchills 3 года назад +304

    i love how confident he is with confrontational bits and how bloody sharp he is at scaffolding a punchline joke. Hes an intellectual ninja with insults so searing and original he makes you 😬 😂 all at once.

    • @Klatu1234
      @Klatu1234 Год назад +1

      He's kind of like an English Tim Minchin but not so scathing, and pure turn around comedy. I could watch him all day, and not get bored. ruclips.net/video/HhGuXCuDb1U/видео.html&ab_channel=stormmovie Speaking of which. Pure fantasy but pure gold.

  • @floatinggoose9197
    @floatinggoose9197 5 лет назад +719

    Holy shit. New content. 10 year old new content but still, Thanks Jimmy. Not enough top tier comedians do much with their RUclips. Good on ya mate, thanks for uploading

    • @floatinggoose9197
      @floatinggoose9197 5 лет назад +15

      @Rich West Yea, I noticed pretty shortly after I commented. Still nice to have the full show up, instead of watching other peoples channels who have edited all his content together

    • @IrenaDeacon
      @IrenaDeacon 5 лет назад

      I wonder what is his newest content because I'm trying to find it all over and I can't find anything new. Did he stop doing comedy does anybody know what happened?

    • @floatinggoose9197
      @floatinggoose9197 5 лет назад

      @@IrenaDeacon does a British TV game show, and it's just take your time off. Not all Comics put a special out every year

    • @floatinggoose9197
      @floatinggoose9197 5 лет назад

      @@IrenaDeacon or he's dead

    • @rabbitphobia
      @rabbitphobia 5 лет назад +1

      You do realise Jimmy Carr is not actually replying right? Anyone can start a channel using any name that's available, I just thought you should know this before you get too disappointed when he doesn't reply.

  • @ericanderson735
    @ericanderson735 Год назад +6

    Still some of the best crowd work ever, he is so unbelievably quick witted it’s hard to believe !

  • @Lukevin99
    @Lukevin99 5 лет назад +331

    "It's easy to tell if your house is haunted. It isn't. Grow up" LOL This man's hilarious

  • @Potato-qv6hq
    @Potato-qv6hq 5 лет назад +510

    The only comedian in the world who can make audience laugh just by laughing.

  • @peterbrottman7187
    @peterbrottman7187 4 года назад +139

    "I did Countdown recently, the TV Show, not Dracula's special needs brother." Brilliant, just fucking brilliant!

  • @reecegeorgens1755
    @reecegeorgens1755 3 года назад +313

    My man who bought his fiancé a bread maker instead of an engagement ring took make me a sandwich to a whole new level.

    • @Nabooze
      @Nabooze 3 года назад +1

      I dont get it

    • @NatandGeorge
      @NatandGeorge 3 года назад +10

      @@Nabooze it's cliche for a certain type of hairy knuckled man to demand "his" woman make him asandwich (she's only good for in the kitchen); Reece is suggesting this guy was being up-front about this attitude by giving her a breadmaker to seal their engagement.

    • @Nabooze
      @Nabooze 3 года назад +2

      @@NatandGeorge oh damn thanks for explaining

    • @im2goodm839
      @im2goodm839 3 года назад +1

      @@NatandGeorge also she can use the bread maker to make the sandwich😂

    • @hokagejason4732
      @hokagejason4732 2 года назад +1

      @@NatandGeorge you mixed it up, he gave her a bread maker simply as a present. She in return gave him a breadmaker later in the future as an engagement present because she was still upset about it. Honestly seems petty on her end in my opinion. I don't think buying a bread maker is inherently a "make me a sandwich" type gesture. It could be sure, depending on the person who gave it and the circumstance, but home made bread is delicious I wouldn't be mad at a bread maker.

  • @uniqueflowsnake
    @uniqueflowsnake 5 лет назад +369

    Real cool of you to put up a whole show. Real cool. Thank you.

  • @hampus6647
    @hampus6647 4 года назад +360

    "If a woman can see funny side of life, she's less likely to press charges" hahahaha
    46:24

  • @Waltham1892
    @Waltham1892 5 лет назад +9317

    He looks like a ventriloquist's dummy that's gone off on a solo career.

    • @royjonesrampage6684
      @royjonesrampage6684 5 лет назад +210

      Waltham1892 even laughs like one

    • @Waltham1892
      @Waltham1892 5 лет назад +104

      @@royjonesrampage6684 Now that you mention it, yes...

    • @2000dhruvagarwal
      @2000dhruvagarwal 5 лет назад +81

      This is the best comment ever 😂

    • @batters4718
      @batters4718 5 лет назад +57

      Wow you're so original. Oh wait...

    • @carlfranz6805
      @carlfranz6805 5 лет назад +18

      And a very successful one indeed.

  • @jaakkot9661
    @jaakkot9661 3 года назад +91

    He's the comedian that makes everyone terrified if he targets you in the audience!

    • @NatandGeorge
      @NatandGeorge 3 года назад +9

      You're fine if you didn't elicit it by heckling. He's kindly to those he just chooses to help out.

    • @jillsandwitch67
      @jillsandwitch67 Год назад +2

      his face is enough to terrify me

  • @papasquat.
    @papasquat. 4 года назад +2675

    “I can do a mean Michael Jackson impression,wanna here it?”
    “Great I just need a child volunteer that can keep a secret”

    • @poppyfield1619
      @poppyfield1619 4 года назад +12

      😆

    • @yammmit
      @yammmit 4 года назад +13

      ThatsKindaBs • hear*

    • @strikersub1814
      @strikersub1814 4 года назад +1

      thanks Micheal

    • @yammmit
      @yammmit 4 года назад +40

      fenderstratguy it was a funny joke. if you don’t like edgy jokes i’m not sure why you’re here because that is jimmy’s entire style.

    • @ItsMeStrider
      @ItsMeStrider 4 года назад +19

      @@fenderstratguy lmao you're a gigantic hypocrite

  • @eamonhanka
    @eamonhanka 4 года назад +125

    I'm sat in a bar in Hanoi, having a few beers, no company, laughing like a lunatic at this with my headphones on. Thanks Jimmy!!

  • @KlepticHeist
    @KlepticHeist 5 лет назад +158

    I actually like how the audience are good sports about his jokes, it makes them way funnier when the people he's talking to laugh along with them.

  • @Jester-rk1xn
    @Jester-rk1xn 3 года назад +340

    Damn, I love his sense of humor. Some people aren’t as brave enough to make jokes that might offend people nowadays. That’s what is going to be wrong with comedy in the future.

    • @letmerephrasethat5208
      @letmerephrasethat5208 3 года назад +3

      Maybe so, but I feel that scenario must surely be hundreds and hundreds of milliseconds away

    • @Dribin
      @Dribin 3 года назад +4

      True, but keep in mind this special came out years ago.

    • @vegass04
      @vegass04 3 года назад +2

      He is brilliant, no questions about it. But he's sadly not the author of most of his jokes, they are written for him.

    • @jamesmurphy8676
      @jamesmurphy8676 3 года назад +1

      @@vegass04 you sure bro?

    • @vegass04
      @vegass04 3 года назад +4

      @@jamesmurphy8676 Yap. He's got writers for most of his jokes..

  • @ermagerd101
    @ermagerd101 5 лет назад +49

    An hour and a half of solid humour! Thanks Jimmy for putting in the effort. Loved the witty replies to the hecklers.

  • @sameeryadav2893
    @sameeryadav2893 5 лет назад +226

    Thank you so much for this full video please keep uploading other full stand up videos.

  • @raven7350
    @raven7350 5 лет назад +83

    1 hour 30 mins of pure gold, this guy is a machine and never fails one;)

  • @jcadaver7327
    @jcadaver7327 2 года назад +5

    This guy is great, He tosses a lot of what I call comedy grenades, you have to think for a split second then the punchline goes off, hes a master at it.

  • @LoBoToM81
    @LoBoToM81 4 года назад +78

    49:50 I'm Polish but I've always loved Monty Python's and I'm glad that this type I humour: no taboo, no topics too grave to joke about, laughing at oneself, is still percent in British culture. Loved it. Keep up the Lord's work.

  • @officialmaxrebo
    @officialmaxrebo 5 лет назад +2141

    American Humour : *Dark Mode*
    British Humour : *Midnight Mode*

    • @atheistninjadude
      @atheistninjadude 5 лет назад +96

      Musical Humor: Depeche Mode

    • @officialmaxrebo
      @officialmaxrebo 5 лет назад +21

      Philosophy Ball Z *_*gently whispers_*_ reach out and touch faith*_

    • @stmando
      @stmando 4 года назад +19

      Voice Chat Humour: Obama Mode

    • @jwinnfield9192
      @jwinnfield9192 4 года назад +9

      surely British would be After Dark

    • @KitNoxious
      @KitNoxious 4 года назад +17

      Australian humour: no fuckin sun mode

  • @NatandGeorge
    @NatandGeorge 4 года назад +114

    Don't heckle Jimmy -- you ain't smart enough, & you WILL lose!

    • @gymnasiast90
      @gymnasiast90 3 года назад +13

      No, DO heckle Jimmy. It's funnier for the rest of us. ;)

    • @NatandGeorge
      @NatandGeorge 3 года назад +1

      @@gymnasiast90 fair point. But the point remains, they ain't smart enough & they DO lose! But funnily.

    • @xxashley314xx
      @xxashley314xx 2 года назад

      @@NatandGeorge what's ain't short for?

  • @lyndsay2354
    @lyndsay2354 3 года назад +13

    Watching this at 2.42am. I am not well. This has perked me up lol

  • @jimmycarr
    @jimmycarr  5 лет назад +5725

    Don't forget to tag your favourite gag!

    • @Sarklord
      @Sarklord 5 лет назад +259

      My mindset is still on "dirty joke mode = on"....i read: " Don't forget to gag your favourite fagg"

    • @DM-ee5je
      @DM-ee5je 5 лет назад +78

      Whats up with your fake laugh?

    • @QjuiceEPLE
      @QjuiceEPLE 5 лет назад +73

      47:09

    • @garyhall3919
      @garyhall3919 5 лет назад +39

      @@Sarklord i smell bullshit

    • @brianrochette3934
      @brianrochette3934 5 лет назад +43

      All toast is brown......
      Thank you for putting this up. You are truly an equal opportunity offender.

  • @benrhysf
    @benrhysf 5 лет назад +465

    Count Down, not Dracula’s special needs brother, SUCH A BRILLIANT JOKE🤣🤣🤣

    • @marieadesola5275
      @marieadesola5275 5 лет назад +5

      Ooooo shii...i Just got it!!😂😂😂😂

    • @LAnonHubbard
      @LAnonHubbard 5 лет назад +7

      I had to pause the video at that point and think about it. When I got it, I did laugh out loud.

    • @alexandrapascal6744
      @alexandrapascal6744 5 лет назад +4

      Hilarious. It took a moment to get it though

    • @sonofabrick2945
      @sonofabrick2945 5 лет назад +4

      Haha I saw that on cats does countdown I laughed 😂

    • @MemeGang420
      @MemeGang420 5 лет назад +1

      I don't get it x_x

  • @jmaraman3869
    @jmaraman3869 4 года назад +70

    I’m not British but I just discovered this guy he’s great

    • @Liaaaam
      @Liaaaam 4 года назад

      Check out Roy Chubby Brown & Paul Chowdhry :)

  • @imaginableAudio
    @imaginableAudio Год назад +10

    I never saw Jimmy Carr before, i have to say, his humor is very witty and unique. I was laughing more than I normally would. Great Job! You sir are a great comedian

  • @NicoSavio2395
    @NicoSavio2395 4 года назад +454

    "has anyone in here actually seen a ghost?"
    "whoooo"
    wait a minute...

  • @XmanSully
    @XmanSully 5 лет назад +143

    03:43 the bit about being hysteric when the landline rings - that is spot on. It's only there to keep my PTSD on high alert mode

    • @alexf7377
      @alexf7377 5 лет назад +9

      When my landline rings, I need to decide whether to be highly abusive, or string the 'microsoft support department' along for as long as possible. Managed 45 minutes so far, but would really like to achieve the full hour.

    • @zawar8225
      @zawar8225 5 лет назад +3

      @@alexf7377 I achieved at least 9 hours once it was hilarious

  • @Greater_Toronto_Productions
    @Greater_Toronto_Productions 4 года назад +14

    This is why I love watching Jimmy Carr because he doesn’t care who you are what your opinion is he will tell a joke and if you don’t like it get out because he’s not a bad guy he just does a thing called Comedy
    The thing that requires jokes you know when you laugh
    So if anyone has a problem with Jimmy then you shouldn’t watch him because it’s his humour and he won’t back down and it’s great!!!

  • @beautifulblackbeauty8641
    @beautifulblackbeauty8641 3 года назад +7

    The speed of Jimmy’s mind is astounding. I’d love to sit and have a chat with him!

  • @THEREALBLU13
    @THEREALBLU13 4 года назад +50

    I still love the “where’s Alan” bait

  • @obibomb6431
    @obibomb6431 4 года назад +156

    “Your not grading potato paintings are you?”
    I’m dying inside! 😂🤣

  • @MuayThaiSabaiSabai
    @MuayThaiSabaiSabai 4 года назад +22

    1:04:00 That incredible joy on his face
    Priceless

    • @evanpeterson7585
      @evanpeterson7585 4 года назад +5

      He was so happy to hear that lmao

    • @AJ-rd4ng
      @AJ-rd4ng 4 года назад +2

      Definitely!!! 😂😂😂

  • @fecchifreya
    @fecchifreya 2 года назад +11

    Hearing a raven noise coming out of his mouth in the middle of his jokes at random times is just priceless.

  • @cherub73au
    @cherub73au 4 года назад +383

    I always thought his laughter was fake, as he sounded like a dying crow! He is actually much funnier live.

    • @raskolnikovsghost2701
      @raskolnikovsghost2701 4 года назад +22

      Where did you hear him dead?

    • @itachi-fj1so
      @itachi-fj1so 4 года назад +2

      @@raskolnikovsghost2701 are you serious ?

    • @neverjethot
      @neverjethot 4 года назад +5

      @@raskolnikovsghost2701 ha ha haaaah!

    • @bigboredthing
      @bigboredthing 3 года назад +12

      He's great live. I had the pleasure of meeting him about 10 years ago after a show. Genuinely a lovely bloke, enjoyed having a chat with him.

    • @bargun3943
      @bargun3943 2 года назад

      it is fake, he's said it before

  • @veteranredbeard6222
    @veteranredbeard6222 3 года назад +542

    As an american, I have never googled so much during a show lol

    • @yeetmskeet3441
      @yeetmskeet3441 3 года назад +8

      Anything specific you needed to search?

    • @zanecraig962
      @zanecraig962 3 года назад +9

      Rachel riley. She is just a producer

    • @simeondermaats
      @simeondermaats 3 года назад +20

      @@zanecraig962 But she's also... so much more than that

    • @yeetmskeet3441
      @yeetmskeet3441 3 года назад +2

      @@simeondermaats Agreed

    • @russellsingleton4191
      @russellsingleton4191 3 года назад +20

      @@zanecraig962 Watch ''8 out of 10 cats does countdown" however you can. Trust me

  • @okthen842
    @okthen842 5 лет назад +509

    Jimmy Carr? Full show? Depression solved 😁

  • @dragames
    @dragames 3 года назад +21

    no matter how many times I watch this, I still laugh

  • @itsonlyentertainment2937
    @itsonlyentertainment2937 4 года назад +60

    I'm a big Jimmy Carr fan, but Toby's "tickets to this show" heckle was genuinely funny

    • @Katstandfield
      @Katstandfield 4 года назад +6

      My sons name is Toby, I was crying laughing with the "Tobys mum" insults
      *Gasp* Tobys mum ate him!

    • @insomniacbritgaming1632
      @insomniacbritgaming1632 4 года назад +3

      You could see Jimmy truly laugh at that heckle

  • @buscapee
    @buscapee 3 года назад +70

    Very impressive. He gets those joke off like a machine gun

  • @patriciaxxx4162
    @patriciaxxx4162 5 лет назад +120

    Finally I found one that last more then a few minutes. (Show) 😄

    • @sadarka1
      @sadarka1 5 лет назад +11

      my ex is still looking for one of those (not a show)

    • @geared4war
      @geared4war 5 лет назад +5

      title of your sex tape.

    • @Animebryan2
      @Animebryan2 5 лет назад +3

      You know there's a search filter option for videos that are at least 20+ minutes right?

    • @patriciaxxx4162
      @patriciaxxx4162 5 лет назад +2

      @@Animebryan2
      Yes.......

    • @krissilsil5272
      @krissilsil5272 5 лет назад +3

      than

  • @hojo_sosec
    @hojo_sosec 11 месяцев назад +1

    Hands down his best Special. Hope they release the Extended and Uncut version of this

  • @acrocurious8023
    @acrocurious8023 5 лет назад +13

    As an American I've only seen Jimmy Carr as a host in clips of BIg Fat Quiz and the like. This was great! Sharp witty, I'm a fan. I will look for other stuff. Thank you for putting this out there.

    • @the_SolLoser
      @the_SolLoser 5 лет назад

      He is on netflix

    • @NatandGeorge
      @NatandGeorge 3 года назад

      I first saw him as hosrt on "Distraction" game show when it played over here in North America briefly.

  • @trevanminnig3499
    @trevanminnig3499 4 года назад +770

    I’ll be honest, I used to hate this comedy because it was “too offensive,” but I realize the older I get, this is great 😂

  • @anisatrash4724
    @anisatrash4724 4 года назад +1062

    He is basically Stewie Griffin like 30 years in the future...

  • @jackmag4056
    @jackmag4056 3 года назад +14

    That long joke he told at the end was well worth the wait 😂😂😂😂

  • @LostWhits
    @LostWhits 5 лет назад +7

    The puncture repair kit was a fantastic little addition to the show. Glad Jimmy appreciated it.

  • @andrewfrancis7272
    @andrewfrancis7272 5 лет назад +80

    These are dire times for public humour, but there's always the few exceptions to the general rule. Jimmy is one of them. Long may he make us laugh (to the chagrin of the Guardian newspaper).

    • @andrewfrancis7272
      @andrewfrancis7272 5 лет назад +1

      @@J5X7 He came out to Australia and sold out. It wasn't at the invitation of the Melbourne Comedy Festival we had recently. Make of that what you will.

    • @seanp8220
      @seanp8220 5 лет назад +1

      @Get Out Of The Wall Grover I'd rather forget about Izzard yes

    • @MossyMos
      @MossyMos 5 лет назад +1

      Are you sure you did not simply read an Opinion piece by someone who posts opinions on the Guardian? I know these things can be confusing. But come on, if you really try to wrap your mind around it you might just realise you are pre-disposed to dipshit ideas of how any newspaper operates.
      Take care.

  • @seanoreilly1832
    @seanoreilly1832 4 года назад +17

    Man this guy killed this room. Killed it.

  • @Officialmryuck
    @Officialmryuck 3 года назад +19

    I'm so glad I found about this guy. Much love from 🇺🇸.

    • @rneedham667
      @rneedham667 3 года назад +2

      You need to watch The big fat quiz! He host it and its Great! There on you tube

    • @Officialmryuck
      @Officialmryuck 3 года назад +1

      @@rneedham667 I've been binge watching this game show since you suggested it. Thank you btw ☺ 💓

  • @LasTCursE69
    @LasTCursE69 5 лет назад +20

    This guy is hands down my favourite comedian

  • @joycejohnson7164
    @joycejohnson7164 4 года назад +37

    All toast is brown. You're thinking of bread. LOL

  • @alisonn7200
    @alisonn7200 4 года назад +400

    "Every night after the show, I have attractive women banging on my dressing room door and sometimes I let them out". Love it.

    • @texasray5237
      @texasray5237 4 года назад +1

      Woody Allen thanks you.

    • @Nic560
      @Nic560 4 года назад

      He copied that off dean martin

  • @scchouhansanjay
    @scchouhansanjay 3 года назад +17

    it's so fast that my laughs are getting overlapped.

  • @Geohillierneo
    @Geohillierneo 4 года назад +49

    I love the thought of Rachel Riley watching this!

    • @davidseddon2157
      @davidseddon2157 3 года назад +4

      I love the thought of Rachel Riley!

    • @kevinflemming1982
      @kevinflemming1982 3 года назад

      That was my exact thought upon reading the above comment as well. /tiphat

  • @antred11
    @antred11 5 лет назад +83

    That guy is one of THE best stand-up comedians I've ever heard / seen! 🤪

    • @sarahbee3868
      @sarahbee3868 5 лет назад +4

      Did you see him on the Rob Lowe Roast? It was savage.

  • @Paul-yu4ep
    @Paul-yu4ep 5 лет назад +76

    Best line! "Are there any Australians, welcome back!"

    • @kuntsiecandace3777
      @kuntsiecandace3777 5 лет назад +1

      Paul N i didn’t get it

    • @Paul-yu4ep
      @Paul-yu4ep 5 лет назад +7

      @@kuntsiecandace3777 Britain used to send criminals to Australia to not be trouble for them.

    • @kuntsiecandace3777
      @kuntsiecandace3777 5 лет назад

      Ooooh 😂😂

    • @lewistaylor2858
      @lewistaylor2858 4 года назад +2

      @@kuntsiecandace3777 in other words it was a penal colony

  • @ZalmanKrause
    @ZalmanKrause Год назад +5

    I’ve seen this 80 times lol

  • @woundedchildstory3172
    @woundedchildstory3172 4 года назад +32

    This guy is the perfect comedian.

  • @herzart212
    @herzart212 4 года назад +11

    Dear Jimmy
    .... you are a real treat to my German soul. Best medicine to all of me .

  • @ppumpkin3282
    @ppumpkin3282 5 лет назад +623

    Jimmy: "Did any one ever walk in on someone having sex?"
    Fan: "I did"
    Jimmy "did you get an eyeful?"
    That one slipped by me the first time.

  • @MarcoshijodeJesus
    @MarcoshijodeJesus Год назад +1

    This is the first special that make jokes about Islam and not just Christianity. Tank you.

  • @alexparadise91
    @alexparadise91 5 лет назад +141

    It’s like 3 in the morning and I choked on my drink when he said
    “A threesome with two girls means he’s thinking of you. So you have someone to talk to afterwards”

  • @jxcc2053
    @jxcc2053 4 года назад +80

    "You went for a piss in the police station car park?"
    "Why didn't you just turn yourself in?"

  • @MiladJPanah
    @MiladJPanah 5 лет назад +39

    I can't even remember my phone number and that guy smashed one liners after another.

  • @johnnysothersack6829
    @johnnysothersack6829 3 года назад +9

    18:31 lmao I love how he references where he thought of that joke. It was on an episode of countdown earlier in the year but with a different twist. But he managed repackage the joke and make it better lmao awesome

    • @NatandGeorge
      @NatandGeorge 3 года назад

      He probably owns the rights to Countdown jokes.

  • @ritikd225
    @ritikd225 4 года назад +147

    "She's gonna be dead before she testifies"🤣🤣🤣

    • @benjohnson6833
      @benjohnson6833 4 года назад +9

      Epstein's girlfriend?

    • @ronin_bd9418
      @ronin_bd9418 4 года назад +4

      @@benjohnson6833 😂😂😂 OMFG - that's fucking brutal 😂😂😂 respect.

    • @dragon___
      @dragon___ 3 года назад +1

      @@benjohnson6833 he was talking about Jimmy Savile

    • @benjohnson6833
      @benjohnson6833 3 года назад +1

      @@dragon___ 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

  • @hugorezende199
    @hugorezende199 4 года назад +31

    Courage for the people for talking with Carr and explaining stories and answering questions. Really nice to see that interaction.

  • @mlamontagne03
    @mlamontagne03 4 года назад +57

    dwarfs get over-looked. i can say that; they look up to me. brilliant!

  • @rambo7135
    @rambo7135 3 года назад +6

    He is the best comedian in the world. Nobody else comes close!