Jimmy Carr: Laughing and Joking (2013) - FULL LIVE SHOW
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- Опубликовано: 17 июн 2019
- Jimmy Carr: Laughing and Joking (2013) - FULL LIVE SHOW
The show is packed with one-liners, stories & jokes. Some clever, some rude and a few totally unacceptable. Laughing & Joking is a chance to see this award-winning comedian at his near-the-knuckle best.
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I needed this even if it is way old...... thank you
Bloody good show sir!
💙 Jimmy 💙
Why
@@fightcinema3917 why not?
His sense of humor is dangerous for this day and age and I appreciate him for it
Marshall Davis you’re*
@Marshall Davis respect wahmen
Marshall Davis first of all, I am nobody’s. Second, @Iceguy15, Yoda still managed to be grammatically correct while using anastrophe, so why can’t you?
@@agenericusername2488 go away, virgin.
it's not his humour that is dangerous, it's the surrounding mentality of this day that is dangerous.
Most comedians' RUclipss: *uploads clips of the most popular jokes that everyone already knows*
Jimmy Carr's RUclips: hold my beer
*Hold my martini
Tbf with ads on RUclips probably works out better
Josh Wolf did the same.
"hold My mic"
"but yeah this was a dick move" mate, no one is arguing that, just you. We're all appreciating the fact that we can watch for free.
So many double entendres. Nothing but punchlines. Pure comedic genius. Thank you Mr Carr
Yeah, well. Copied straight from /r/funny.
@@Fruitysfaction so he went in 2013 to a subreddit to get material? Sure.
@@tostadorohe has done worst than that in recent years! This muppet should get both his hands up and slap his face with both hands till they become an odd number.
@BMC11879 It's cracking how he reels them off. Hardest working maybe not, but he has a gift.
@@Fruitysfactiontell me you live on reddit without telling me you live on reddit
i love how confident he is with confrontational bits and how bloody sharp he is at scaffolding a punchline joke. Hes an intellectual ninja with insults so searing and original he makes you 😬 😂 all at once.
He's kind of like an English Tim Minchin but not so scathing, and pure turn around comedy. I could watch him all day, and not get bored. ruclips.net/video/HhGuXCuDb1U/видео.html&ab_channel=stormmovie Speaking of which. Pure fantasy but pure gold.
That laugh. Can't crank up the volume too much or the neighbors think I'm buggering a goose.
Sounds like Mickey mouse
haha, OMG, HAHA
A proper British reply which no other country can get
I use it as _cover_ for buggering a goose ;-) .
@@randomhuman5535 'Get' meaning 'use', or 'understand'?
Jimmy Carr could literally confess to any number of crimes and you'd think it's a joke 😂
Henning Wehn is also a criminal type.
@@tesfuweldemikael2902 german?
@@cameronmaden6268 He is, but he's a British comedian nevertheless...
It worked for the other Jimmy...
" I killed someone"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
As an american, I have never googled so much during a show lol
Anything specific you needed to search?
Rachel riley. She is just a producer
@@zanecraig962 But she's also... so much more than that
@@simeondermaats Agreed
@@zanecraig962 Watch ''8 out of 10 cats does countdown" however you can. Trust me
My man who bought his fiancé a bread maker instead of an engagement ring took make me a sandwich to a whole new level.
I dont get it
@@Nabooze it's cliche for a certain type of hairy knuckled man to demand "his" woman make him asandwich (she's only good for in the kitchen); Reece is suggesting this guy was being up-front about this attitude by giving her a breadmaker to seal their engagement.
@@NatandGeorge oh damn thanks for explaining
@@NatandGeorge also she can use the bread maker to make the sandwich😂
@@NatandGeorge you mixed it up, he gave her a bread maker simply as a present. She in return gave him a breadmaker later in the future as an engagement present because she was still upset about it. Honestly seems petty on her end in my opinion. I don't think buying a bread maker is inherently a "make me a sandwich" type gesture. It could be sure, depending on the person who gave it and the circumstance, but home made bread is delicious I wouldn't be mad at a bread maker.
Went to see him live around about the time this was filmed, laughed from start to end he was brilliant and to top it off waited at the exit to thank everyone and get a photo which I’m sure 95% don’t even think about doing
I mentioned we might go see him a few weeks after that night when he was playing in our home town, and he said ‘oh I wouldn’t bother it’s the same show’ which was quality of him
Funny, genuine, dolphin laughing fucking comedy legend
Strange how the comedian who portrays a persona of being "out there" is down to earth and a good fellow.
'Dolphin laughing' 😂😂😂
Thanks for sharing the story. Love him more now.
Was this in the uk?
@@unitedairco.5140 yeah mate
The people willing to talk to him in the crowd are legends.
They’re brave 😂
Gary is a legend!
No they’re not, they’re mostly obnoxious
@@wellhelodeer2680 I mean the people he talks to, not the hecklers.
U mean hecklers ?
It would be too damn hard to pick a favourite gag because you had me laughing really hard and I watched it in the hospital while recovering from a bypass operation. |The minor pain from laughing too hard was well worth it. THANK you Sir, you're BRILLIANT!
Hope you all And Good now.
@@mateivanea2111 Yes I appreciate the concern though
1:07:52 is the best part of the whole show
Jimmy’s face after she says that is priceless
"At the end!" Such a great answer.
His crowd interaction is incredible. It really adds to his performance
That's why they have the clown with the laugh sign.
His sense of humor is dangerous for this day and age and I appreciate him for it
He has (edit) 're-'used a couple of responses in his 'heckling' bit, but it is always funny
@@texasray5237Prove it.
@@texasray5237proof
My god. So many one liners. How does he remember all that?
For real he just fires them off one after another. Sometimes he has transitions, sometimes it's a hard cut and they generally all work xD
@King Brilliant Did you just get really salty over someone getting complimented on performing their act well?
@King Brilliant savage
@@TheComputec Not really. Doctors study and go to school for years constantly being tested on their knowledge and are never required to give an hour long speech on 12 second of material at a time and actors only have to remember the lines for the individual scene they are doing at the time and they hardly ever recall their lines later. More comparable would be rappers doing a concert, but I guess that's too difficult to think of when you're so busy being salty because someone who isn't you receives praise.
@@GreenLightningHood I think you've replied to the wrong person... This will happen occasionally when you don't know how comments work on RUclips...
I replied to KING BRILLIANT that his response to the poster was SAVAGE... ie brutal, harsh
I will reply to you by saying that you need to wind your neck back in and stop trying to be clever when you clearly cannot follow a conversation thread properly
He's the comedian that makes everyone terrified if he targets you in the audience!
You're fine if you didn't elicit it by heckling. He's kindly to those he just chooses to help out.
his face is enough to terrify me
This is simply outstanding! He is brilliant and flawless delivery!
I like how jimmy wanders away from the structured repertoire to remind everyone how fast his wit is, every now and again.
Thats your real profile pic?
@@purplecadence7390 is that yours?
@@purplecadence7390 what's gone wrong in your childhood? :,D
@@notlisztening9821 ok
When?
This guy is a comedy genius. I wish I could forget all the jokes I just heard, just to head them again..
Renato Britto Araujo auto correct
Lucky you, am literally not getting anything
@@gadwaithira you're not getting it because it's not funny.
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@@PrendeII shut up.
Jimmy Carr is the best comedian BY MILES. Most number of jokes per minute and the best comeback ever.
The master of stand-up comedy...who else could keep going for this long...and never miss a beat? Amazing! KUDOS!
George Carlin
"You know, they say laughter is the best medicine. So maybe, just maybe, if we keep laughing at people in wheelchairs..."
Oh that cracked me up.. Yes.. it's ok to laugh people. (
I don't mean that literally, AT people in wheel chairs)
🤣🤣🤣😂🤭
That's a line from family guy S1E5
How do you think some Jewish people became so funny after WW2?
😆
Guy in crowd talks to Jimmy Carr...
Jimmy Carr: So, you have chosen death.
jimmy: and i took that personally
Jimmy: so I started roasting
and his mum too
Jimmy: Cowabunga it is.
Jimmy carr: So Guy-In-Crowd's mum.....
I never saw Jimmy Carr before, i have to say, his humor is very witty and unique. I was laughing more than I normally would. Great Job! You sir are a great comedian
Damn, I love his sense of humor. Some people aren’t as brave enough to make jokes that might offend people nowadays. That’s what is going to be wrong with comedy in the future.
Maybe so, but I feel that scenario must surely be hundreds and hundreds of milliseconds away
True, but keep in mind this special came out years ago.
He is brilliant, no questions about it. But he's sadly not the author of most of his jokes, they are written for him.
@@vegass04 you sure bro?
@@jamesmurphy8676 Yap. He's got writers for most of his jokes..
"My first wife was from Thailand and she died of testicular cancer". Only Jimmy Carr could deliver that joke.
Frankie Boyle.
Norton
Dave Attell could expand upon that joke and make it world class!
@@MrEvanNoyes not enough brexit bashing and trump hating for mr norton
Tsssss! Cause she was a man or sumptin!
“I can do a mean Michael Jackson impression,wanna here it?”
“Great I just need a child volunteer that can keep a secret”
😆
ThatsKindaBs • hear*
thanks Micheal
fenderstratguy it was a funny joke. if you don’t like edgy jokes i’m not sure why you’re here because that is jimmy’s entire style.
@@fenderstratguy lmao you're a gigantic hypocrite
I'm so glad I found about this guy. Much love from 🇺🇸.
You need to watch The big fat quiz! He host it and its Great! There on you tube
@@rneedham667 I've been binge watching this game show since you suggested it. Thank you btw ☺ 💓
That long joke he told at the end was well worth the wait 😂😂😂😂
Dark humour is truly the best humour
@@kidyfiddler5527 not "offence" - just that what your name indicates is criminal
@@Mk-One yeah, would you report a guy also if his name was "real ben laden"?
@@kidyfiddler5527 it's people like you who are the real snowflakes lmao, proper going off cause some saddo didn't like your joke. Get a grip.
Kidy Fiddler *they’re
Kidy Fiddler “go back to wanking off Muslims u leftist”
No believe it or not, being left wing isn’t “wanking off Muslims” it’s actually just being a decent human being and being accepting of people regardless of their race. I really pity your ignorance if you genuinely view Muslims in a negative light. I didn’t think people were actually that stupid that they believed the obnoxious propaganda the media shoved down our throats.
“They say that laughter is the best medicine, so maybe just maybe, if we keep laughing at people in wheelchairs....”
Crying is the generic alternative...
Sbeve 🤞🏼😬🤞🏼
On my way to a hospital now.
I'll let you know what happens
I've been in a chair for 16years now. Laughed my ass off on that one. :-)
@@bigbossimmotal it really was a great one liner!
it's so fast that my laughs are getting overlapped.
Still some of the best crowd work ever, he is so unbelievably quick witted it’s hard to believe !
Jimmy: Any Australians in?
Crowd: YEAHHH!
Jimmy: Welcome Back.
As an Aussie, this put me in tears of laughter!
What was that supposed to mean?
Really!?!
I thought he would follow "Welcome back" with something like "Escape or time served? Oh, just work release then?"
Because the brits deported criminals in 1700 period, or around that time, to Australia. Hence the welcome back, I also like the 8 out of 10 cats joke "all Australian food is prison food" -paraphrased
@Patient 0 You think you are a smart ass dont ya? Australians are basically english who migrated to that island country a long time ago. Thats what welcome back meant. Read a book
"You've seen.. the undead.. And I make you nervous?"
His crowd interaction is incredible. It really adds to his performance
Hearing a raven noise coming out of his mouth in the middle of his jokes at random times is just priceless.
Watching this at 2.42am. I am not well. This has perked me up lol
" I don't care if it looks racist that's a massive rucksack and I'm getting off the bus" 😂😂😅
Gotta be the most relatable moment
American Humour : *Dark Mode*
British Humour : *Midnight Mode*
Musical Humor: Depeche Mode
Philosophy Ball Z *_*gently whispers_*_ reach out and touch faith*_
Voice Chat Humour: Obama Mode
surely British would be After Dark
Australian humour: no fuckin sun mode
He needs to do a show in the usa. He's fucking hilarious
no matter how many times I watch this, I still laugh
Jimmy’s laugh is amazing it’s like a seals war cry
Best description.
he laughs on the inhale instead of the exhale.
Ha ha haaaaaaaaa
Lol
@@NatandGeorge 10 points
The only comedian in the world who can make audience laugh just by laughing.
Frankie Boyle
Seth rogans another
Ricky Gervais? Dude...
Practically anyone, laughter makes people laugh.
Billy Connolly
This guy is great, He tosses a lot of what I call comedy grenades, you have to think for a split second then the punchline goes off, hes a master at it.
18:31 lmao I love how he references where he thought of that joke. It was on an episode of countdown earlier in the year but with a different twist. But he managed repackage the joke and make it better lmao awesome
He probably owns the rights to Countdown jokes.
"It's easy to tell if your house is haunted. It isn't. Grow up" LOL This man's hilarious
The speed of Jimmy’s mind is astounding. I’d love to sit and have a chat with him!
Funny, daring and courageous. Pushing every boundary and proving that as human beings we can laugh at even the most taboo subjects! I think what it comes down to is the beauty of laughter and free speech. By the way, I read banned books!
"I did Countdown recently, the TV Show, not Dracula's special needs brother." Brilliant, just fucking brilliant!
"has anyone in here actually seen a ghost?"
"whoooo"
wait a minute...
8
@@trueRisshi yeah 8
I was practicing drawing human beans in different poses and somehow found this. You maintain such a perfect posture it's actually scary. Too bad I couldn't draw anything because I was gasping for air because I've laughed for an hour straight
Well that's quite a way to discover him 💀
What do human beans look like?
I love being British some of these answers people shout make me proud 😂
It’s not the cough that carries you off it’s the coughing they carry you off in …
@@doozerakapuckfutin *coughin' they carry you off in
"If a woman can see funny side of life, she's less likely to press charges" hahahaha
46:24
🤣🤣😅🤭
He looks like a ventriloquist's dummy that's gone off on a solo career.
Waltham1892 even laughs like one
@@royjonesrampage6684 Now that you mention it, yes...
This is the best comment ever 😂
Wow you're so original. Oh wait...
And a very successful one indeed.
18:28 (19:02 Exactly) The "I would crawl over broken glass" joke's timestamp if you were looking for it.
i love how he actively encourages hecklers and makes it a whole part of his act
Holy shit. New content. 10 year old new content but still, Thanks Jimmy. Not enough top tier comedians do much with their RUclips. Good on ya mate, thanks for uploading
@Rich West Yea, I noticed pretty shortly after I commented. Still nice to have the full show up, instead of watching other peoples channels who have edited all his content together
I wonder what is his newest content because I'm trying to find it all over and I can't find anything new. Did he stop doing comedy does anybody know what happened?
@@IrenaDeacon does a British TV game show, and it's just take your time off. Not all Comics put a special out every year
@@IrenaDeacon or he's dead
You do realise Jimmy Carr is not actually replying right? Anyone can start a channel using any name that's available, I just thought you should know this before you get too disappointed when he doesn't reply.
Fifty shades of grey the best selling book that year, whats the world coming too?
The most subtle joke Ive ever heard!
Paul PaganHawk Marshall I noticed that he also looked in the direction of the lesbians with a sly look. If that was the intent, it’s a perfect triple entendre. If not, I still choose to believe that he looked at the lesbians
The one about the teacher girlfriend who wanted him to put his hand up before sex was very subtle as well. (Not sure if it was in this show or one of the other two; watched them in a row)
Was in this one ye. I was like 10 seconds behind on that one
Thinking about it now, 50 shades of grey wasn't such a horrible thing to happen with this world.
@@DevilCryno I reasd the whoole trilogy, & didn't find it overly sexual.
I like how you remind everyone it's all jokes and shouldn't be applied to real life.
My face hurts its so hard to be quiet when he opens his mouth a tells jokes I love it 👏👏👏
I’ve watched this 6 times now and it still makes me laugh
Only 6 lol
Me Too or more!!
He's brilliant
Count Down, not Dracula’s special needs brother, SUCH A BRILLIANT JOKE🤣🤣🤣
Ooooo shii...i Just got it!!😂😂😂😂
I had to pause the video at that point and think about it. When I got it, I did laugh out loud.
Hilarious. It took a moment to get it though
Haha I saw that on cats does countdown I laughed 😂
I don't get it x_x
I love Jimmy, always take things to extremes.
"Razy Lacisism" 😂
“Your not grading potato paintings are you?”
I’m dying inside! 😂🤣
You're*
Don't forget to tag your favourite gag!
Yer, they don’t do potato painting in SpEd..
I actually like how the audience are good sports about his jokes, it makes them way funnier when the people he's talking to laugh along with them.
I’ve seen this 80 times lol
He is the best comedian in the world. Nobody else comes close!
Bill Burr is pretty lit.
I'm sat in a bar in Hanoi, having a few beers, no company, laughing like a lunatic at this with my headphones on. Thanks Jimmy!!
"Every night after the show, I have attractive women banging on my dressing room door and sometimes I let them out". Love it.
Woody Allen thanks you.
He copied that off dean martin
I laughed out loud many times, this is so gold!
I love the constant put down of the hecklers
Jimmy Carr? Full show? Depression solved 😁
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Unless you're fat
You light up ours lives..with absolute darkness. Thank you Mr. Carr
Love his humor and his laugh... on another note he looks like he is ready to be groomed 😆🤣 keep up the good work you are now my favorite comedian
This guy is epic, no limits haha
Don't heckle Jimmy -- you ain't smart enough, & you WILL lose!
No, DO heckle Jimmy. It's funnier for the rest of us. ;)
@@gymnasiast90 fair point. But the point remains, they ain't smart enough & they DO lose! But funnily.
@@NatandGeorge what's ain't short for?
Real cool of you to put up a whole show. Real cool. Thank you.
Thank you Sir for bringing such joy, and happiness to so many people. My hat's off to you btother!
14:10 this man is just a genuis with the jokes 😭😭 omg this is so good
It’s like 3 in the morning and I choked on my drink when he said
“A threesome with two girls means he’s thinking of you. So you have someone to talk to afterwards”
I still love the “where’s Alan” bait
Absolutely killed this show!
I’m not British but I just discovered this guy he’s great
Check out Roy Chubby Brown & Paul Chowdhry :)
I always thought his laughter was fake, as he sounded like a dying crow! He is actually much funnier live.
Where did you hear him dead?
@@raskolnikovsghost2701 are you serious ?
@@raskolnikovsghost2701 ha ha haaaah!
He's great live. I had the pleasure of meeting him about 10 years ago after a show. Genuinely a lovely bloke, enjoyed having a chat with him.
it is fake, he's said it before
Jimmy you are a legend, I've never laughed so hard
Thanks for the free laughs Jimmy - absolute legend!
Alright, since he brought it up, let's talk bad gifts. I'll start: my dad got me some office supplies for my tenth birthday. I later found out he didn't even buy them, he forgot about my birthday and just wrapped what looked the most unused on his desk.
My girlfriend gave me a sticker to put on my car key...
My ex gave me a nose hair trimmer for christmas.. it was well deserved all i gave her was concert tickets (with plane tickets and hotell) and a necklace she was drooling over.
Thats just sad
@@glorygiraffe6317 that's your fault, not hers
"She's gonna be dead before she testifies"🤣🤣🤣
Epstein's girlfriend?
@@benjohnson6833 😂😂😂 OMFG - that's fucking brutal 😂😂😂 respect.
@@benjohnson6833 he was talking about Jimmy Savile
@@dragon___ 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
I love his connection with the audience.
Do not let your comedic guard down with this chap. Layers upon layers of funny. Stay frosty y'all!
49:50 I'm Polish but I've always loved Monty Python's and I'm glad that this type I humour: no taboo, no topics too grave to joke about, laughing at oneself, is still percent in British culture. Loved it. Keep up the Lord's work.
Jimmy: "Did any one ever walk in on someone having sex?"
Fan: "I did"
Jimmy "did you get an eyeful?"
That one slipped by me the first time.
I still don't get it
It didn't slip by the poor guys eye though.
Probably the best standup comedian with intellectual and daring wits 👏👌
Hands down his best Special. Hope they release the Extended and Uncut version of this
1 hour 30 mins of pure gold, this guy is a machine and never fails one;)
I'm a big Jimmy Carr fan, but Toby's "tickets to this show" heckle was genuinely funny
My sons name is Toby, I was crying laughing with the "Tobys mum" insults
*Gasp* Tobys mum ate him!
You could see Jimmy truly laugh at that heckle
Excellent comedy, fast wit & that crazy laugh, who could ask for more
Great show as usual. This Canadian started loving funny "Panel Shows" because of you, such great humour, tyvm Mr Carr.
-Have you ever surprised your parents having sex?
- Yes
- What did you see?
- Awful things 😂😂😂
Yes, Dad said get off the girl as they left the room. think it was the handcuffs that got them.
Yes, when the flash bulb went off...........
-My dad and my sister.
Did you get an eye full?