Jimmy Carr: Being Funny (2011) - FULL LIVE SHOW
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- Опубликовано: 15 июл 2019
- Jimmy Carr: Being Funny (2011) - FULL LIVE SHOW
Packed with over 100 minutes of brand-new material, including too-rude-for-TV jokes, hilarious heckling and even better put-downs, Jimmy pushes the boundaries of comedy and delivers a spectacular show.
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@your mother are u joking?
@your mother im confused
my friend got sacked for playing elvis version of return to sender....on the organ of the chapel of rest. go figure!!
Self-diagnosis can be dangerous.
@your mother a
I honestly just have huge respect for the poor camera men who have about 4 seconds to find whoever is talking in a massive crowd.
To be fair it's their job and they have long lenses, it's not like they have to run to each part of the theatre
Aharkhab
No but that would be funny
@@peterjoyfilms To find where they are in the first place is pretty impressive
Cameras are automated based on voice. Same for large conferences. You can drop the respect :)
@@peterjoyfilms why would you even say that? He still has respect for them. Their job or not.
I don't care if it's riddled with ads. I love the fact that Jimmy posts his full shows.
RUclips vanced for android
Install Ublock Origin you savage
@@silviutiplea7126 if u want yt to notice, sure shout more about an app making them lose money on their platform.
Full free shows, I love this bloke! And John was a legend as well
Just steal your mates RUclips premium password
"If You want my comeback, David, you better scrape it off your mum's teeth" ... Dude, this is so savage 😂😂😂
Bro. cked ya Mum's tank for a measure, and rubbed me dikstip orf on 'er mUdflaps🧤
Jimmy is the last true joke writer. All other comedians just tell funny stories about themselves. He's brilliant.
Try Anthony Jeselnik, even Jimmy admires that guy.
Ricky Gervais?
Al Murray¿?
Also it does help Jimmy has a full squad of solicitors amending his to stay on the legal side
WHO is it that says it isent from real life stories about Him Self. He is Ok at Funny
Stewart Lee , Harry hill trump him by miles
I swear if you walk into a Jimmy Carr show you should be well aware that you are going to be absolutely demolished with words.
Maggie J. Fischer then why you even here watching a video of his? Maybe spell properly before calling people dumb
Maggie J. Fischer u never their first question-
@@ziggy624 Of course he wouldn't he's a sad lonely man hating for no reason what do you think his answer is gonna be?
@Maggie J. Fischer his jokes are on a very high level, you have to think to understand them.
@Maggie J. Fischer alright relax maggie
The guy that got up on stage is a legend. So humble
@0 0 That was the fucking joke lol!
Viking ov Asgard woooosh
@0 0 The audience were told to laugh at it while the guy was interviewed, he couldn't see it.
I'm stealing his dnb joke
@0 0 where is it, what time on the timeline ??
Roger Federer is also really good at telling jokes. That Guy is so talented.
I dont get it but then again only 10 seconds in!
Took me 30 minutes
What
Lmao! I seen it as soon as I read this and Goggled Roger Federer. Nice call! They could be twins
@@russellbradford4394 just resembles a bit but Roger Federer its way more handsome or should i say Roger its very handsome n Jimmy its just ok can't call him handsome. Or i should say ok, hes just not ugly
"Presumably they're outside with their shirts off fighting. I wonder what the fellas are up to?"
DEAD!!
Jimmy is struggling coming up with the unfunny joke because he's too good lmao
🤣🤣🤣🤣
If this is actual Jimmy Carr youtube, I think he's sussed a cracking way of making money from old gigs! Well played Jimmy, well played.
I think the check mark next to his name mean's YT has verified that it's him or a group representing him with his permission.
I would imagine that in this day and age the positive impact of these uploads on the ticket sales for current and and upcoming tours may very well outweigh the potential loss of sales of past tour DVDs or digital downloads.
I hope it is him... better than random idiots profiting off of some elses work.. Awesome of him sharing too.
Yes its him in a 2011 show
@@yourstruely9896 really? I thought it was Peter kay.
Can we all just take a moment to realize how much of a fucking legend John the funeral director is
and how old he is trying that hat and jacket to work
41:14 junglists
@@DJMARINKOx I haven't been caught yet! We laughed louder than his normal audience...
@@petecassidy1513 waltzing in like a legend 35:21
Massive legend
The only comedian who actually invites hecklers 😂
You mean his loyal subjects?😂 Leeeeo🙋🏻♀️
Steve Hofstetter also does this. Also very good.
Steve Hofstadter made his mark on RUclips for combating heckling...its turned into a challenge to durk idiots...but both welcome heckling in different ways
J Toby M Van Halsema lowlife qiyw
Aslan T Vorlon I iiaaia
3 minutes in and I've already laughed out loud several times! He's got good delivery
3 min in ive seen 18 adverts.
funny as...........a kick in the goolies, what an a...hole
Jimmy Carr can go places other comedians wouldn't dare and get away with it. A rare talent indeed. He has become one of my favourite comedians. Brilliant stuff.
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@@ernestine7417 lol r u sure ?
Favorite*
@@joshkidwell7659 favourite*
Lol because people know he doesn't mean it which is why comedy is sadly dying thanks to twitter
Literally almost every joke he does leaves me feeling like I got flashbanged with words and I LOVE IT 🤣
What an accurate description 😂
If I ever get married, I want Jimmy Carr to interrupt with his signature laugh throughout the entire ceremony.
Thanks Jimmy, you're making this period in our lives better. Laughter heals
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So if we all keep laughing at disabled people 👌
it doesnt heal you if it kills you. must be an embarrasing death right? cause of death, *The Lols.*
Not Jimmy's, his hurts.
@@Lincolntowncoupe if his jokes hurts you, then you are mentally challenged beyond saving. a joke is a joke. if you feel offended then go cry underwater in a river somewhere eyah?
My favourite comedian, I remember when I discovered Jimmy, my jaw hurt so bad from laughing. Thanks for another full show.
Belly laughs are good unless you've got more than a six pack.
@@cliffhanger953 I was waiting for the rest of that story. But you seem to have left me on a cliff ha....
@@sausagewalllet Probably not, since not everybody is you. Jimmy is a great comedian.
@@sausagewalllet that's not a nice way to talk to your mother.
Love Jimmy but he is doing Don Rickles act.
I just found Jimmy's channel and I've currently watched about 4 full gigs the whole way through. Brilliant!
Fantastic, my mate who was a plumber loved Jimmy too. I was so sad to hear he died trying to get a old boiler hot... It was really sad, she didn't even go to the funeral.
I don’t get it
@@_TopG Maybe "old boiler" stands for an older woman mistress?
"There must be some lesbians surely. What is there a pool tournament on?" absolutely pissing myself, hands down best one liner
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I absolutely love this style of comedy. Just the condescending tone, it's great.
The train has just left.
Jimmy Carr is the final boss of comedy. I keep dying on every joke, hard to beat my man.
Jimmy Carr is amazing, his no bullshit direct way of comedy is so refreshing, never change Jimmy!
Let's try this again. Tag your favourite gag!
Your* you muppet
Any of your offensive jokes lol reply to me dad
Leather strap with a lock on
What has become one's greatest joke is that a family of upper-crust aristocratic german multi-millionaire elites whose descendants systematically stole money, jewels and land off the "unwashed peasants" have managed to fool millions, if not billions of supposedly reasonably intelligent grown adults into pandering to them unquestioningly , bowing and scraping and kissing their arses as they continually leech off of struggling taxpayers via endless government handouts! I mean...that's some joke being played on us all!
PS the guttering and North facing wall of my rather splendid Gothic style manor house set in 27½ lush green acres on the outskirts of Oxford is in somewhat dire need of renovation/improvement. All donations received gratefully without hesitation nor anything to the contrary, notwithstanding all prior written consent with regards the building team and council's permission to erect a summer house due to the occasional desire to indulge one's fancy of hosting parties in August as the long shadows of late summer's evenings stretch out making us slip into daydream-like states of consciousness, sitting in deck chair 's with glasses of red wine.
🎩
"If you had to sleep with a man, who would it be?"
"You"
"..."
That's the end of that conversation
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Or the beginning of a wonderful relationship if you play your cards right
Cell Saga Gohan. I can honestly say i’d never pull out!
Love British comedy! Found myself going OHHHHHHHHHHH! 😮😮😮😮 covering my face then laughing out loud all by myself! 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆😆 from 🇨🇦 Canada 🇨🇦
Master of comedy,
when laughter matters and the speed of light is always behind. lol
So glad I found Jimmy Carr. I've been missing out.
Right! If you haven’t yet check out ‘8 out of 10 cats’ 😂 or for more dark humor ‘your face or mine’ so good haha
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Pooollh
Lol... Pockit text...
He's hilarious
This guy’s laugh is legendary
Sounds like a seal being sexually molested 😂
Ha ha haaaaaah
exactly! It's like a proper "anti-laughter"....
The Nyan Cat it’s cool he made a “character” laugh
Something that’s made he recognised by and trademarked
His real laugh isn’t like that
It’s the same as most anyone’s laugh
It’s super smart tho!
And it’s hilarious in itself 🤩😝😁
*Laughs in Jimmy Carr*
Jimmy's quick whit in response to people screaming is hilarious
Without exception, the most agile comedic mind ever.
Robin Williams!
Thank you :)
Next 1h 30 is sorted!
Ben 1 hour 40 you mean
@@averageguruenjoyer6938 Next 10 hours, its looping.
Next 2 hour by the time all the fucking adverts have played
@@ajmckee5821 the show lasted 1 hour 30. Don't try to act smart
All stupid responses.
That "ausie pub joke" is still my favourite joke of all time.
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Have a shattered collar bone waiting on surgery and had to pause this it hurts to much to laugh 😂
Damn, I usually watch RUclips at 1.25×, preferrably at 1.5× speed.
With this guy, I can only keep up at normal speed. 😅
Good show. The Muslim joke, “I’m not an idiot” was my favorite one.
Why is that mate
@@arrow9257 Cuz it's sadly true
I would love to see his answer if after he asks a person to give him Somthing to make a joke about, the person replies with a joke about "Mohid and his 8 year old wife"
Does he create a joke or save his life... or is a quick enough to try and find a joke out of that that will not offend a certain group.
To to prove how hard it would be I had to change certain words to sound like others just to be able to post this tame post on the tube...
Favourite*
That ‘Jersey tax dodgers’ joke aged well...
i really think il never think of something original...beat me to it
@@skyflier95 If you thought of it before you read it you're still original. Just nobody will believe you are. :P
frankie?
As an American I won't ever get this joke. If there is one stereotype that is absolutely true about Americans it is that they don't know anything about the rest of the world.
GreenLightningHood Jimmy was caught dodging taxes legally
"Give it another go"
I will Jimmy, calm down
You still there mate?
I really like Jimmy's interaction with the audience.
I almost died choking with laughter at the "ginger and community" 😂😂😭😭
He's the king of 1 liners
Anthony Jeselnik is. But Carr is good, yes.
Umm..Tim vine
Living
@@needfoolthings is not normally
@@needfoolthings I see your Anthony Jeselnik and I raise you Milton Jones!
The Funeral Director " I haven't been caught yet." Thank you sir. That was hilarious. That hopefully didn't end your career.
Exactly! Getting funny under pressure isn't easy! Kudos to him!
Censors: You promise to keep it clean and PC, right?
Jimmy: lol, Huh Huh hu Haa...
rofl, the blind girl joke, when jimmy said "you didn't see that coming" i instinctively said "neither did she" milliseconds before Jimmy did, made it all the funnier to me.
Me to
As an Irish guy I’m very proud my fellow Irish man,Jimmy Carr is so funny . He was born in Tipperary 🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪
Radical Rainbow Hello fellow Irishman.
I’m hereditarily Irish but born in America, I wanna move to Ireland someday.
He wasn't born in Ireland, he was born in England, he has Irish heritage through his parents. He has British citizenship. I only checked as I thought he was born in Limerick but he was born in England, he calls himself a plastic paddy often in his shows.
From his Wikipedia.
Carr was born on 15 September 1972, in Hounslow, England, the second of three sons, born to Patrick James "Jim" Carr (born 1945), an accountant who became the treasurer for computer company Unisys, and Nora Mary (née Lawlor; 19 September 1943 - 7 September 2001). His Irish parents were married in 1970 and separated in 1994, but never divorced.Carr spent most of his early life in south Buckinghamshire, where he attended Farnham Common School and Burnham Grammar School. He completed sixth form at the Royal Grammar School in High Wycombe, where he says his academic potential was identified and nurtured.
Carr's family remained in contact with their Irish roots and made trips to Limerick and Kilkee. After earning four 'A' grades at the GCE Advanced Level exams, Carr read social science and political science at Gonville and Caius College, Cambridge. He graduated with a first in 1994. Carr went on to work in the marketing department at Shell, but took voluntary redundancy in January 2000, as he felt "miserable" there. He performed his first paid stand-up gig later that month, having only done his first unpaid pub show the previous month.
@@murdershe......7378 I've just looked it says born in limerick.
loulou forever yeah, he’s Irish by blood
Andy Cameron you’re absolutely right
Jimmy Carr is a genius
Everybody missed 31:40 : “you own your own pizza shop? Well done!” 😂
Sometimes when i am sad and tired, i look for a video of Jimmy Carr, Robin Williams, Roberto Benigni or Jim Carrey and i feel better, thank you so much Jimmy Carr, i saw you in Groningen at Oosterpoort in the Netherlands and it was a great night, i smiled for weeks sometimes because of the nice memory !
Middle guy at 20:13 omg so damn wholesome, thats a hearty lookin laugh there
i died at "I havent been caught yet" good fucking audience member right there
i love this guy mostly cuz he just literally posts all of his specials on youtube
Jimmy Carr in 2 years will have been doing comedy for 20 years, Congrats!
The guy that got up on stage is brilliant. Jimmy is fearless beyond belief.
Simply a living legend. Best stand up comedian in the world by far
By far.. according to who.. you? So what.
No
This got me through terrible traffic i laughed all the way home. Thank you
Great show. He plays with audience perfectly.
18:36
“You haven’t got an accent you tax dodging scum”
1 year later what happened 😂😂😂
what happened
@@giveherheadnotheadachesJimmy got caught tax dodging. 😂😂😂
HAHA I FORGOT ABOUT THAT
The Australian joke literally has me in tears I'm laughing so hard
Thesaurus definition of comedy genius...JIMMY CARR
This guy is great! He is very talented to be able to deliver a dirty ass offensive joke and still maintain his soft spoken voice . Never get tired of his jokes! Happy New Year people!!
Jimmy Carr laugh sounds like a seal suffocating on a plastic bag
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Something similar
haha how many seals how you suffocated in a plastic bag?
Omg, that's what it is!
He sounds like that ostrich from Family Guy and sort of talking like Stewie Griffin
R, in, on, whatever.
I want Jimmy Carr to insult me at my funeral
That would be dead funny.
I just watched all of this… anyone?
This dude had me cracking up so much I tried to drink my water it came out my nose and still went into my lungs, I can’t stop coughing and it 1 in the morning on a school night 😂
What you do at school?clean it or sniff bog seats👀
The "Ginger" @ 3:14 & 3:22 is absolutely gorgeous!
Thank you for pointing her out to me ...
She's more of a red head, not a ginger.
Isn't the one at 03:01 better?
I love how he struggles to make a bad joke at the end of the bit with the funeral director hehe he's too good
I love how much he interacts with the crowd hahah
Thank you again for a whole show Jimmy! :O :)
The world needs more comedians like this who just talk straight, repeatedly cross the line, and take the piss out of our inner-naughtiness, and audiences who can laugh at our own society's insecurities. Way too much politically correct crybaby self-victimisation bullshit these days.
Why don't you just enjoy it instead of crying yourself
My face is aching from laughing so much....
I really enjoyed watching this....hes a legend tbf!!! Controversial asf but hilarious!!!!
4th day totally laid out with Covid, Cheers Jimmy for keeping me laughing through the aches and shivers
Shine on you crazy diamond
get better, buddy
I died from covid, so it's no joke
@@Kostadin_Arolski Sure you did.
Jimmy is a fucking legend. Nobody has made me laugh harder than this guy. xDD
Fair play for giving us an entire show on RUclips! 😄
Love his regional accents routine. And his bit with John the funeral guy. Hu ha hu ha Hu ha
Thank you Jimmy, 6 of your specials up on RUclips for free.
The accents part is one of my favorites in history, Jimmy Carr is a fucking genius!
My favourite comedian, going to see him at the Sunderland Empire next year, can't wait...
Ew mackam
I guess you aren't 🙃
Alex Fuchs yep all 3 of my gigs this year have been rescheduled now 😷😷
Well...
OMG Debbie's face when Natasha asked her to close her ears on rating the marmite crisps. It was so funny when she out right say's NO lol. Also love how much Debbie has come out of her shell since the earlier videos you both did, where she was nervous and a little shy.
That was an absolute brilliant show
It's been some time since I've heard a comedian that is actually funny. Love this guy.
King Aryeh you don’t get out much, do you?
@@carlz28 how the hell did you derive that from my comment?
"You tax dodging scum' haha, that one came back to haunt him.
just got into this guys stand up, and im not dissappointed at all. love his dark humor and forwardness
He has to be the funniest man alive SERIOUSLY!
Funniest thing I’ve seen in ages, quality comedian! 😂
Jimmy Carr... Lord of the 1 liners
Bringing out the paper fortune teller as a comeback was brilliant, love that, taking it.
Man, I wish I could get an autographed photo of him.... my favorite comedian...
It felt weird how the auduence laughs in perfect bursts and gets quiet almost immediately.
I think the montage team increases the volume of laughter then decreases it.
You must be American haha
That's called a TV show.
It's all about his timing and delivery, he let's them laugh and when he speaks they want to listen
They’re British lol only Americans clap and cheer for too long at things
JIMMY STRIKES AGAIN!!
another free FULL show 🎉🎊🧨🔥
18 minutes in and I’m rolling on the flor laughing my frickin arse off
Theses jokes nowadays would be so “disrespectful” and “not funny” lol I’m so happy you exist Jimmy
Thanks for uploading the full show Jimmy. Love it.
Goodness the funeral director was shy and nervous...😂
100% can relate 😂
That was the best part of the show although I didn't understand the punch line of the biker joke. He said it too fast
@@playfuljaydog1528 Could it be that they as bikers were so salty boys that they ordered crisps instead of drinks, showing how salty and tough they were, not thirsty at all and just taking more salty stuff?
love your humor its so unpredictable , makes the punchlines to hit alot better :D
How do you sink an Irish sub, knock on the hatch. 🇦🇺😁
i never knew i can laugh this much his stand ups are pure genius
I love this weird puppet man.
Jimmy is my favorite European Comedian!! I've been watching him since around 2003-04.
So glad the full length Jimmy Carr videos are being released....so much funnier in long form....Hard to see his actual wit in 20 minutes.