45 Minutes of Jimmy Carr Roasting Women [UNCUT] | Jimmy Carr
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- Опубликовано: 3 июн 2023
- This is every time a woman has found themselves in the firing line in some of Jimmy's roasting.
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There's a difference between comedians who deliver well-rehearsed jokes versus a guy like this who is so sharp and quick mentally that he can make jokes up on the fly. He's brilliant, a bona fide genius. I'd hate to piss this guy off and have him destroy me verbally.
Do you seriously think he made up the stuff at the start on the fly? He prepared that years ago and decided to use it here.
@@BarriosGroupie don't ruin it for him, he thinks it's real
Yes I love his humor. Off the wall and in the moment to the level of an 8th grader. Some high brow, deep comedy 😂
His adhd brain working FOR him instead of against! Genius. (Not knowing if he is diagnosed. Just observing)
@@jeremyaljoe6564😂 wake up! You’re so close.
ADHD 😂😂😂
"its quite possible you whispered that and it picked up an echo"
what a savage.
It's even more so when you see the other portion as this is a callback. It's here on RUclips.
Can you explain this joke please?
@@poojashedge266 he is saying her vagine is so cavernous/loose that it picked up her voice and echoed it making her "whisper" sound louder than it was.
@@poojashedge266large cavity.
@@McVaio It needs to be drilled and filled
How he manages to be crude and sound polite is a very British thing.
He actually is a really nice person, apparently a lot of truly nice people can instantly think the worst, he can turn that into comedy tho
Well a posh British thing anyway, some UK accents can make even the polite sound crude. 🤪
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@@jirokoshibailey2052😊
He's actually Irish but no idea why he has that accent
There is no way I'd sit anywhere even remotely visible at a Jimmy Carr show, it's a kitchen down there and I can't take the heat.
Right????? Nosebleeds for me. 😂
Jimmy, you are probably the only comedian left that can speak the way you do. Thank you for making me laugh all these years. You're a good man.
Not really, anyone that is funny can actually do it, they just have to not care about being 'cancelled' as cancel culture as they fully seem to leave alone anyone that genuinely doesn't care if they're offended.
Except 'he's' actually a she.
Before you call me crazy, simple forensic anthropology proves that I'm right.
The gait in particular, the way a person walks, the different genders ascend and descend stairs differently, males knees are together, the legs straight, whilst females knees are apart, the femur rotates around the female pelvis.
There are other markers, but this is the most obvious.
In da (left) club
@@Bucketbrain82 I'm in no one's club 😁 but my own!
@@Bucketbrain8200…
"I'll tell you what's embarrassing"
It's always hilarious to me when people go through that uncomfortable phase of fake smiling because they don't know where the joke's going. xD
Always plain answers from audience, "who's your fantasy?" Jessica Elba? I'd of tried Jessica Rabbit from who framed roger rabbit
Yeah absolutely
Truuee loll
I do improv comedy and this guy's crowd work simultaneously inspires and terrifies me.
Inspires, because he makes sharp-tongued wit a bloody art form.
Terrifies, because some day I am going to take a run at an audience member who has his wit and repertoire of savage quips and I am going to be murdered in front of a crowd.
You always have the mic
Supposedly it happened to him in his earlier years, all about experience it seems
As Jimmy carr says though about Heckling ' It's ok for the audience to win sometimes, it's all part of the fun' Comedians get destroyed on occasion . Krikes they deserve it LOL
Frankie Boyle ghost writes for him
Bro, Edo Tensei.
The face she made when Jimmy said "That term is called 'Grooming' now".... 😨😨😱😱
She didn't expect it and clearly thought Jimmy is onto something there! 🤨🤨
The “Blumkey” part is probably the best I’ve seen as far as audience reaction and just how funny everything about that bit is
blumpkin*
Someone in the audience: murmurs
Jimmy: BONESAW IS READYYYY I GOTCHA FER THREE MINUTES
😂😂😂😂
This guy is absolutely brilliant
Jimmy is an absolute comic genius.
Jimmy's quick witt and come backs are just efin incredible.
I couldn't stop laughing, pure GOLD
The emotional damage this man unleashes is truly epic😂❤
Fury jam still gets me laughing hard no matter how many times I hear it lol
A legend. nuff said.
Insulted but not hurt.very talented.
Thanks Jimmy this uncut version is quite refreshing!
If Jimmy Carr ever starts with me, I'd just keep quiet... don't give him any fuel 😂, he always turns nothing into _something._
I’d feed his fire. He could get the whole gig to laugh.
And that would be worth the humiliation.
I'm amazed at how lightning fast Jimmys replies are. It's like a super power.
Yep , he's very quick witted. I wish I could be that quick.
"I love swearing" Best opening quote ever
"Is that you're girlfriend? I'm not gonna swap to it" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Wow I've never seen anything so scary but yet rewarding as dis. Ty for not giving up. Congratulations
His laugh is so contagious.
Jimmy is like the real life Quagmire, giggitty giggitty.
Spot on!!
Based off the chin-line alone.
Jimmy is awesome. Love how quick he is
Love his little laugh🤣🤣🤣
Love how his face keeps going from chubby to slim and back again throughout the video.
She had no idea he was an 'expert' in cheerleading 😂
He was exhausted from "studying" it!
I love how a British accent makes you sound distinguished while speaking of queefs.
Jimmy’s the best comedian, never fails to make me laugh.
I'm the 100th 'yes-I-agree-with-you'. : )
Quick witted comedy...loved it....not to mention. Cutting down the pretentious girls
Love it! Brilliant!
Simply the best! AWESOME 😂😂😂😂
Jimmy's laugh is just so whimsical.
hueee huueee he heeuuuuu
It's so fake
@@JGGuitarCoversit’s not
I like that you said "good luck" at the end of this video.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Watched the whole thing, thanks man!
Comedy is alive and well in the commonwealth. 🇨🇦
Don't heckle pro comedians. They're way too quick on their feet and will put in your place really fast!
So interesting! Thank you for this great video!
Amazing crowd work!
You're the best Jimmy!
Enjoyed it, thank you.
Absolutely brilliant.
even his audience is funny
"at what point of the relationship did he ask for that?"
"the end"
FANTASTIC!!!!!!! I haven't laughed this hard in a while!
*"Noddy!!"* 🤣🤣🤣🤦🏻♀️
I have been a fan of yours for nearly 20 years. Thank you for putting your humor deep inside me. That’s what you called “him,” right?
Kid named Humour
thats so gay🤣🤣
Did he put anything else deep inside of you?
Genius! Laughed so hard.
I love this guy..genius humor
Simply brilliant compilation.
So Roger Federer is doing stand up now....
Roger Federer with a down syndrome
You should see the backhand.
Is he?
Seen him live the man’s a genius 😂😂😂😂
Soooo funny...
And is extremely MORAL...
I love this man 👊
Love the freestyle
This man is hysterical!!!
Brilliant Jimmy...
That was freaking hilarious 😂
Man that was good
Absolutely amazing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Excellent video. Quick mind. Great comedy. 🇦🇺 😊
This guy would be a perfect Glen Quagmire if theres ever Family Guy real movie
Haven't laughed this hard in ages
Hi Jimmy ..watched your video ..and all the adverts too😂
He is absolutely brilliant
Jimmy you're the best
So great delivery I cry from laughing even though I know the joke that’s coming!
Loved the video
Jimmy droppin' bombs!
Great as ever
just the first 3 seconds and I'm already laughing. Stopping the show just hoping for someone to heckle 🤣
Best British comedian
Laughable statement my friend!
we get it, you dont understand him. @@user-ed4ux8vx9v
That would be Gordon Ramsay
That audience has a really good sense of humor.
Fantastic!
my god he is comedy gold... keep this man!
That was brilliant Tan ! I wish you a very Happy Christmas. 🎉🥰
Long may you make us laugh Jimmy!
😂😂😂😂😂
Hilarious as usual.
Jimmy Carr is amazing!
I’m in stitches! Just found his videos, now I’m bingeing…..Laugh out loud all right!
hahahhaha you're awesome!!!
You are hilarios,would love to see you live.Come to Toronto Canada.😂
love this guy sooooo funny
Saw him in Darwin in may... brilliant...
You are a piece of ...... but I can't get enough of you Jimmy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This has helped me to paint 2day, I'm amateur and am quite ill, I. Most of the tips are
Very good, thanks for tips keep them coming
This was a really good compilation =) Thanks for the years of laughs, Jimmy =) Not that you read these lol
Many more years of laughs to come!
@@jimmycarrOMG he did read it 😂
Right back at you
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I've had a blumpkin.They are great!
Brilliant
the laugh at the end!!
He's very good ..Sees the funny side in anything ha ha
British comedians, starting with the late Dave Allen, have improved my English more than all my teachers combined, and I had great teachers 😅
Dave Allen was irish, though
@@Bamboule05 Yes, but as far as I can remember, he didn't speak Gaelic 😉
@@Bamboule05 I get it now, I wrote "British comedians ".
😉
He is so entertaining ☺️
OMG, that was some of the Best Audience Roasting I have EVER seen !! I do particularly like how he goes after the wahmen like Bill Burr does sometimes. The way he can politely insult people is just absolutely EPIC !
I love you jimmy❤
Quality 😂
Amazing show my friend take a bow ! 🎉🇹🇷
14:10 at least jimmy actually apologised ware as most comedians wouldn't so i give him props for that! 👍🏻
This is real comedy! Thank you for your raw talent!
Wow! Funny stuff and I love the way the crowds are receptive to being entertained by his interactions with audience members. Might be a harder sell here in America at this point in our collapse.
he went to america and they got offended at everything
He would slay them! They would be in shock. They'd loose the plot completely (even more). Probably just start shrieking and screaming at him the way they do when they don't know what else to say.