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  • Опубликовано: 8 май 2019
  • Grated coconut may not be everybody's cup of tea, but there is no denying that this candy is an absolute classic. In this episode, Claire Saffitz attempts to make a gourmet version of Almond Joys, that almond, coconut and chocolate Halloween staple.
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  • @hli5457
    @hli5457 5 лет назад +2682

    2:01 oh she seems pretty confident
    *Sees video length*
    Oh Clair, you poor girl

    • @DinoQuintana
      @DinoQuintana 5 лет назад +40

      OMG This is exactly what I did! Is this the longest Gourmet Makes so far? lol

    • @swamykanuri4004
      @swamykanuri4004 5 лет назад +45

      Poor Claire, always made to temper chocolate...

    • @mikejohnstonbob935
      @mikejohnstonbob935 5 лет назад +26

      maybe it's like endgame...
      she kills it in the first 5 minutes

    • @cfilipow
      @cfilipow 5 лет назад +2

      MY EXACT THOUGHTS

    • @drdrdrk
      @drdrdrk 5 лет назад +14

      I checked the video length beforehand and was waiting for her to say “I’m confident”

  • @MissAllie97
    @MissAllie97 5 лет назад +16572

    This is turning into a The Office/Parks and Rec kind of show, but like a culinary version... There's character development, running gags, funny dialogue, witty editing, a lot of comedy in a working environment. I love this so much lol.

    • @amelie3265
      @amelie3265 5 лет назад +236

      Lucy Garza me too! It’s giving me The Office vibes and I’m here for it!!

    • @forcetengal2451
      @forcetengal2451 5 лет назад +194

      You articulated exactly what my brain was brewin up at the end of this episode. So right. Claire is Pam, Brad is Dwight, Chris is Ryan, and that's all I have right now, lol.

    • @EDoyl
      @EDoyl 5 лет назад +440

      Tempered chocolate arc is really getting good.

    • @blueaquos
      @blueaquos 5 лет назад +10

      Lucy Garza I KNOW!!! I love it!!

    • @JagannathandPrema
      @JagannathandPrema 5 лет назад +190

      @@forcetengal2451 I agree that Claire is Pam but I think Brad is more like Jim since they have a little bit of a "would-they-wont-they" type vibe. Chris is Dwight for sure, something about how particular he is.

  • @litapd311
    @litapd311 4 года назад +2616

    "Chris, now is not a good time"
    "F*ck chocolate man"
    Chris always knows what to say!

  • @alexhornewer8396
    @alexhornewer8396 5 лет назад +4273

    “I noticed the depressions”
    Yeah so did my therapist

    • @rocarajol7964
      @rocarajol7964 4 года назад +85

      i wasn't sure if carla was talking about the almondjoy, or claire's reactions to chocolate tempering at that point

    • @ImBlueDaBaDeeDaBaDaa
      @ImBlueDaBaDeeDaBaDaa 4 года назад +19

      Alex Hornewer I read this comment before getting to that part, and when I finally did get to that part, I remembered this comment and couldn’t stop laughing for a good minute. Thank you.

    • @rice-water3897
      @rice-water3897 4 года назад +7

      27:46 btw

    • @tcmtv001
      @tcmtv001 4 года назад +3

      Oooooooooof
      Same though....

    • @Vampmariez
      @Vampmariez 4 года назад +3

      Me thinking the whole time it was an impression 😭

  • @Stevetheepictrooper
    @Stevetheepictrooper 5 лет назад +10494

    Claire: *exists*
    Tempered chocolate: I'm about to end this woman's whole career

    • @dayleo
      @dayleo 5 лет назад +13

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @asqwert2121
      @asqwert2121 5 лет назад +18

      What career?

    • @joses.m.43
      @joses.m.43 5 лет назад +1

      @@asqwert2121 😅😅😅

    • @miriamgarcia-pj4sw
      @miriamgarcia-pj4sw 5 лет назад +100

      Claire is james and tempered chocolate is Tati

    • @goddamnslippers
      @goddamnslippers 5 лет назад +35

      @@asqwert2121 the career she is showcasing in this video, you dip

  • @c412b
    @c412b 5 лет назад +5091

    Claire: I'm gonna temper some chocolate
    Me: oh no
    Claire: I've done it several times, I feel more comfortable with that process
    Me: *sees video's length"
    Me: oh no

    • @aldunamesaretaken
      @aldunamesaretaken 5 лет назад +21

      So when the title calls hers 'pastry chef' is it more like "Pastry chef"..surely she should be well acquainted with tempering chocolate if she is?

    • @miguelcereceres169
      @miguelcereceres169 5 лет назад +129

      aldunamesaretaken Claire’s specialty is not as a chocolatier

    • @beaurass572
      @beaurass572 5 лет назад +1

      Meeeeeeeee

    • @yishao219
      @yishao219 5 лет назад

      C B same

    • @hamandcheese3042
      @hamandcheese3042 5 лет назад +3

      I had the same reaction when I saw the video length

  • @Kievlar
    @Kievlar 4 года назад +1672

    Rhoda is so underrated. She’s like Alfred to Batman.

    • @Jogjosmowwdkfs
      @Jogjosmowwdkfs 4 года назад +30

      Kim AndGetMe so what you’re saying is: Claire Saffiz is Batman?

    • @Kievlar
      @Kievlar 4 года назад +24

      @@Jogjosmowwdkfs that's a possibility. She's got tricks in her sleeve all the time! :)

    • @hellishtimber
      @hellishtimber 4 года назад +2

      ya her and claire kiss :0

    • @blahblah9036
      @blahblah9036 4 года назад +9

      "do you know why we temper, master Wayne? It's so we can set back up!"

    • @sarahwonders4469
      @sarahwonders4469 4 года назад +4

      I love Mother Goose Rhoda

  • @bennettw859
    @bennettw859 5 лет назад +1969

    "we? no we don't make anything, you've made that very clear." im dying

    • @Hoid.
      @Hoid. 4 года назад +33

      haha same, Im surprised nobody else jumped on that in the comments

    • @Gorgoj
      @Gorgoj 4 года назад

      Im dying too!

    • @mitesh8utube
      @mitesh8utube 4 года назад +2

      What was that all about? I didn't get it!

    • @Thelesser.bb_k
      @Thelesser.bb_k 4 года назад +1

      🤭

    • @mackinshizzaveli4202
      @mackinshizzaveli4202 4 года назад +15

      Brad likes Claire but she doesn’t like him back

  • @kevinsmithjoseph
    @kevinsmithjoseph 5 лет назад +2377

    everytime claire begins an episode by saying "This shouldn't be that difficult" I look at the length of the video.

    • @carlinpadgett2796
      @carlinpadgett2796 5 лет назад +52

      Me: sees its 30 minutes long, WEEEEELLLL guess whos not gonna do homework

    • @tamarajordan1985
      @tamarajordan1985 5 лет назад +6

      LEGIT! Every time! 😂

    • @priscillelikum2742
      @priscillelikum2742 5 лет назад +24

      Right?! Before I even clicked on the video, I saw that it was 30 minutes long and said "Ohhh, she some troubles with this one."

    • @nello6303
      @nello6303 5 лет назад +1

      the arrogance always gets her game off,

    • @FromMosestoKoufax
      @FromMosestoKoufax 5 лет назад +6

      I don't even wait until she says it, just straight to the length of the video every time. 31 minutes? Ooh, I'm going to need some popcorn for this one

  • @frigginjerk
    @frigginjerk 5 лет назад +5770

    28:50 Claire is mad at chocolate? That's no good. Wouldn't want to [takes off glasses] lose your temper.

  • @crissycrossgaming
    @crissycrossgaming 4 года назад +1377

    Claire: Brad where are you?
    editors note: *birds chirping fUriOuSLy*
    Brad: Uh I went to the store
    😂😂😂 I love them

    • @whitealliance9540
      @whitealliance9540 4 года назад +28

      He def. Went to the park to smoke some.... "Medicine" lmao

  • @vaelkayrius4980
    @vaelkayrius4980 5 лет назад +1705

    "I saved this one for you" Claire says as she's holding it on the longest knife in the test kitchen 😂😂😂

    • @yellowllama1176
      @yellowllama1176 4 года назад +93

      It was like, "Don't you dare say anything about the stripes!"

    • @LockUpCats
      @LockUpCats 4 года назад +3

      I hope this comment stays at 666 likes forever

    • @timestamp698
      @timestamp698 4 года назад +6

      28:24

    • @baileyelizabeth8029
      @baileyelizabeth8029 4 года назад +1

      Orange Man Good I'm late but it's at 999 rn 😬

  • @daantat
    @daantat 5 лет назад +2022

    "it doesn't seem that hard" - Said by Claire every video... and then proceeds with a breakdown

    • @payamabbasi3555
      @payamabbasi3555 5 лет назад +9

      It's kinda inappropriate but that's what she said

    • @abi-kg2fn
      @abi-kg2fn 5 лет назад +6

      Lyonoreo also proceeds with a “it’s a couple of days later...”

  • @goodb1027
    @goodb1027 5 лет назад +6195

    Why doesn't Claire just make a video about learning how to temper chocolate with a chocolatier? 😂😂 Would solve a lot of future problems.

    • @Anna564280abcd
      @Anna564280abcd 5 лет назад +403

      Brandon Good SEND HER TO SWITZERLAND

    • @DM-sr6ng
      @DM-sr6ng 5 лет назад +113

      BECAUSE ENTERTAINMENT

    • @scandisnowgirl3696
      @scandisnowgirl3696 5 лет назад +183

      @@Anna564280abcd Belgium dude, Belgium

    • @alhurstchiomemc
      @alhurstchiomemc 5 лет назад +86

      If they are in new York she should go learn to temper chocolate with @Herculescandies

    • @lowlypieceofdata7542
      @lowlypieceofdata7542 5 лет назад +28

      PROMOTE THIS COMMENT!!!

  • @Allurade
    @Allurade 4 года назад +784

    Me: "Is there something on fire in the background?" *camera zooms in on burning stove*

  • @runikvarze6191
    @runikvarze6191 4 года назад +1847

    The almond is double toasted because the first toast dehydrates and crisps it. But the second toast softens the fibers and releases natural sweetness from those bonds. It makes the almond more brittle, rather than crispy.
    Also, carnauba wax was one of the ingredients. It could be that they used the wax to prevent the fat bloom in the chocolate. A very thin misting of it over the coconut would likely suffice and under a surface coating of chocolate and contrasted against the color of coconut, it would be nearly imperceptible.

    • @valnikaidoh8335
      @valnikaidoh8335 4 года назад +141

      This is such a good, informative reply!

    • @partlyironic
      @partlyironic 4 года назад +8

      Amazing idea

    • @Flashynista
      @Flashynista 4 года назад +44

      I thought for sure after the chocolate issues she would say, "Oh that's why the almonds are double toasted."

    • @machinaeZER0
      @machinaeZER0 4 года назад +6

      This guy Joys

    • @SkazkiPeredSnom
      @SkazkiPeredSnom 4 года назад +3

      Thank you!

  • @geolex4560
    @geolex4560 5 лет назад +2047

    "as brad says, this is a test kitchen" *slowly zooms in on fire in background*

    • @dremorakynval1269
      @dremorakynval1269 5 лет назад +2

      Do you have a timestamp for that?

    • @bookworms77
      @bookworms77 5 лет назад +10

      @@dremorakynval1269 10:15

    • @tamarajordan1985
      @tamarajordan1985 5 лет назад +30

      It’s like that meme of the dog in the hat saying everything is fine while surrounded by fire lol.

    • @Neverlie520
      @Neverlie520 5 лет назад +2

      @@dremorakynval1269 10:15

    • @mellohikay
      @mellohikay 4 года назад +6

      Dremora Kynval 10:25

  • @rainemi8089
    @rainemi8089 5 лет назад +2069

    Claire: Ok were gonna wrap this up tomorrow.
    Progress bar: Am I a joke to you?

    • @andieluke1366
      @andieluke1366 5 лет назад +13

      This is made me laugh way louder than it should hahahhaha...

    • @belindahodesigns
      @belindahodesigns 5 лет назад +8

      That's SOOOOOO funny, exactly what I did as well as soon as Claire said those words. Moved my mouse to bar and lel'd

  • @camcabral6621
    @camcabral6621 5 лет назад +318

    “Are you at the ferry”
    “We don’t need to worry about that”

  • @zahriarussell5574
    @zahriarussell5574 4 года назад +595

    Chris: *says nothing*
    Claire: “Chris not a good time”
    😂😂

  • @MinaF99
    @MinaF99 5 лет назад +5592

    Watching BA. is like watching a workplace sitcom but in real life

    • @incic3489
      @incic3489 5 лет назад +36

      exactly my thoughts!

    • @kirdot2011
      @kirdot2011 5 лет назад +34

      yes, but what I wanna know is what`s wrong with her old dentist?!

    • @carlossolis1
      @carlossolis1 5 лет назад +89

      It's the office, but in a kitchen!

    • @Jessicanana89
      @Jessicanana89 5 лет назад +44

      *office theme plays*

    • @brythonderoos6562
      @brythonderoos6562 5 лет назад +3

      carlos solis its the kitchen than replace office with kitchen

  • @jac2754
    @jac2754 5 лет назад +1167

    “F**k chocolate”
    Chris is such a bro, love him

    • @belindahodesigns
      @belindahodesigns 5 лет назад +51

      He know's just what to say at the right time. Except in Reese's episode

    • @NuhanHidayat
      @NuhanHidayat 5 лет назад +7

      He's a soft bro 😁

    • @LLWW
      @LLWW 5 лет назад +2

      It twas the best part of the video

    • @RexusKing
      @RexusKing 5 лет назад +4

      The way Claire being frustrated about the chocolate hurts me and made my eyes watered up, and that encouragement from Chris is awesome!!!

  • @clairerobinson9523
    @clairerobinson9523 5 лет назад +596

    there are so many funny moments in this video that i cant concentrate on the actual candy (the slow-mo zoom on fire, revealing brad's secret, brad's bird, "i've been saving this half for you", and so much more)

    • @lolz8157
      @lolz8157 4 года назад +9

      Claire Robinson time stamps

    • @mellohikay
      @mellohikay 4 года назад +6

      Lol Z 10:25 for the fire

    • @mellohikay
      @mellohikay 4 года назад +7

      Lol Z 28:25 for the huge knife pointed at chris with a half almond joy on the top

  • @CKOD
    @CKOD 4 года назад +244

    "I noticed the depressions" Claire:'Oh.. you meant in the candy, yeah.'

  • @maxheadroom7992
    @maxheadroom7992 5 лет назад +574

    I love how Claire offers the final product to Chris on the knife as to imply "If you say something bad about it, I'll cut you."

    • @sierra3866
      @sierra3866 5 лет назад +2

      You made me laugh out loud 😂😂😂

    • @phelyan
      @phelyan 5 лет назад +12

      Also, strategically end-on, presenting the almond and distracting from the top coat.

    • @andrezibner9444
      @andrezibner9444 5 лет назад +1

      LMFAOOOO

    • @Ynot563
      @Ynot563 5 лет назад +7

      F*ck chocolate, man.

    • @ashsingh2597
      @ashsingh2597 5 лет назад +2

      She's like "don't even"

  • @ammiumama
    @ammiumama 5 лет назад +894

    Brad: *I love almond Joy's!*
    Craire:ok here have one
    Also Brad: *I dOnT wANt One RiGht nOW*

    • @yoakleoakle
      @yoakleoakle 5 лет назад +12

      Accurate

    • @rikley13
      @rikley13 5 лет назад +3

      lmfaooooo

    • @Dr.JeremyDunks
      @Dr.JeremyDunks 5 лет назад +7

      Also: I don't like the texture

    • @romdom9406
      @romdom9406 5 лет назад +5

      I think cos he was sick , so he is avoiding candy

  • @sarahweldon8189
    @sarahweldon8189 4 года назад +142

    "The anger is motivating me"
    Claire that's called spite

  • @nissin3922
    @nissin3922 5 лет назад +431

    13:13
    *smashes coconut*
    _laughs nervously_
    Claire: everything's fine.

  • @keith2306
    @keith2306 5 лет назад +1488

    Brad: "this one seems easy"
    me: *checks video length

    • @recoil53
      @recoil53 5 лет назад +47

      Every time Claire says "this should be easy" or "we're just going to . . . " I know we have a long way to go.

    • @ridthedragon928
      @ridthedragon928 5 лет назад +4

      Me: oh I don't think so

    • @brielovestea3501
      @brielovestea3501 5 лет назад +2

      lol ikr, thats what I always do when she thinks its gonna be easy

    • @g.l.9944
      @g.l.9944 5 лет назад +1

      Cut to throw back of other candy epis with piano music

    • @michellesade1703
      @michellesade1703 5 лет назад

      hahaha - I did exactly the same thing

  • @yassershireify
    @yassershireify 5 лет назад +3244

    Is it even Gourmet Makes if Claire’s not ill.

    • @lydiaford6200
      @lydiaford6200 5 лет назад +41

      Y. S. I know 😂 Poor thing. They must have filmed all these in the winter

    • @hafshahl249
      @hafshahl249 5 лет назад +25

      *gormay

    • @herbertgieeesela7294
      @herbertgieeesela7294 5 лет назад +13

      @@hafshahl249 pls tell me you're kidding

    • @knedy
      @knedy 5 лет назад +6

      *She's not ill, she's eccentric!*

    • @yeehawrounduptheseherefurr5903
      @yeehawrounduptheseherefurr5903 5 лет назад +19

      @@herbertgieeesela7294 reference to 29:12. so yes, they are kidding (watch 👏 the 👏 video)

  • @CorySimpsonArt
    @CorySimpsonArt 4 года назад +142

    “Br....Brad. Are you sure you’re busy?” She’s so sweet

  • @tpullen8882
    @tpullen8882 4 года назад +268

    Brad’s at the pharmacy with a bird on his shoulder

  • @johnathanm6231
    @johnathanm6231 5 лет назад +1316

    Claire: *tempers chocolate*
    Chris: *peeks around the corner*

  • @chandlerpham2567
    @chandlerpham2567 5 лет назад +1142

    No one:
    Brad: Leaves because he’s “sick,” but actually goes to a bird sanctuary

    • @xDedBatteriesx
      @xDedBatteriesx 5 лет назад +93

      Claire:"did u get on the ferry??"
      Brad:"...don't worry about that.."

    • @SuperPancake06
      @SuperPancake06 5 лет назад +10

      Getting that fish antibiotics.

    • @jordanai
      @jordanai 5 лет назад +2

      classic brad

    • @donutlover7728
      @donutlover7728 5 лет назад +1

      Omg your likes are 666 your comment is haunted so you’re right
      coNsPIraCY TheORiEs

  • @crepycrawnlys7514
    @crepycrawnlys7514 4 года назад +121

    Brad: “I love almond joys!”
    Also Brad: “I never liked how wet the coconut was.”

  • @Alex-pq2fv
    @Alex-pq2fv 4 года назад +61

    16:09 Claire: "Chris is never wrong"
    Claire in every other video "Pfff no Chris is wrong we don't need to temper the chocolate"

  • @jennamarie1812
    @jennamarie1812 5 лет назад +481

    I love how quietly chaotic the test kitchen is
    like there is literal fire in the background and nobody acknowledges it like that's just normal

    • @breeblack8003
      @breeblack8003 5 лет назад +7

      ItsPrettyDeep we love a chaotic neural energy

    • @jennamarie1812
      @jennamarie1812 5 лет назад

      @@breeblack8003 literally

  • @ObedCEsquivel
    @ObedCEsquivel 5 лет назад +1788

    The relationship of Claire and tempered chocolate reminds me of simplynailogical's Cristine attempting watermarbel.

  • @rachelgunn1997
    @rachelgunn1997 4 года назад +360

    Editor 1: What are we filming today?
    Editor 2: Almond Joy
    Editor 1: Great, we just need 500 Almond Joy's for the first 45 seconds or so.

  • @BitchPudding
    @BitchPudding 5 лет назад +114

    I feel like the fact that Claire gave Chris his chocolate on a large knife was a bit of a threat 😂 basically saying "I'm not in the mood for your critisizim"

  • @DanANDLizWEDDING
    @DanANDLizWEDDING 5 лет назад +468

    Brad cutting work to mysteriously feed birds is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.

  • @CEOAmaterasu3907
    @CEOAmaterasu3907 5 лет назад +1229

    Claire: “I feel more comfortable with this process [tempering chocolate]”
    Editor: *cuts to montage or Claire struggling with tempered chocolate*

    • @hyperjj1682
      @hyperjj1682 5 лет назад

      when was this? i remember hearing it when i wasnt paying attention but cant find it😭😭😭

  • @KidPlays42
    @KidPlays42 5 лет назад +813

    Claire: This doesn't seem hard
    Video is 31 minutes long

    • @bambi7563
      @bambi7563 5 лет назад +19

      KidPlays42 I take it you haven't seen her 40+min videos? Lol this is actually a pretty good/not too long amount of time for her

    • @imaybeanidiotbut9338
      @imaybeanidiotbut9338 4 года назад +4

      Also more of the video is clips of her goofing off with other test kitchen guys than most of the other videos... almost like they had to fill it to make it long enough.

  • @fijuster
    @fijuster 4 года назад +88

    Chris: but did you temper the chocolate???
    Also chris: ffff chocolate, man
    Character development

  • @waireads2712
    @waireads2712 5 лет назад +3196

    The thing is I can definitely see Brad walking into a pharmacy with a bird on his shoulder

    • @erinann5970
      @erinann5970 5 лет назад +47

      waiohwai_x honestly not convinced he didn’t

    • @jesusisthetruth4497
      @jesusisthetruth4497 4 года назад +7

      waiohwai_x true xd I’d be kinda scared but idk why and what did I just say oof okay :)

    • @pinkrainclouds2190
      @pinkrainclouds2190 4 года назад +21

      My mom met my dad at a beach with his parrot on his shoulder while playing the guitar. I swear to God. Lol.

    • @MrShivshank
      @MrShivshank 4 года назад +7

      i think he went to the park to smoke pot.

  • @yassershireify
    @yassershireify 5 лет назад +745

    Claire: “I’ve done it several times, I feel comfortable with that process”
    *Shows Montage of her failing to make Tempered chocolate*

  • @potatobutt769
    @potatobutt769 4 года назад +116

    Brad is a mysterious enigma of a human being and I am inspired by him.

  • @TehLAXXGaming
    @TehLAXXGaming 4 года назад +74

    The exchange between Claire and Chris was so funny for some reason. "Claire: I didn't give up, it did its job. The problem is it's to small
    Chris: Fair enough" and that slow-zoom on the fire was so good too

  • @xymoerixy7856
    @xymoerixy7856 5 лет назад +1305

    *Claire is frustratedly stroking unset chocolate*
    Dan: "I know you don't wanna talk about it."
    Claire: "I don't wanna talk about it."
    Dan: "But I think we should talk about it."
    Claire: "I don't think we should talk about it."
    Dan: "Claire."
    Claire: "What do you want to talk about, Dan?" *still frustratedly stroking unset chocolate*
    This had me laughing so hard!

    • @nehrin.shajith
      @nehrin.shajith 5 лет назад +2

      I read your comment and watched the whole video just to see the part that you wrote

    • @nehrin.shajith
      @nehrin.shajith 5 лет назад +5

      21:00 finally watched it

  • @antoniodelcid4381
    @antoniodelcid4381 5 лет назад +1303

    28:24 "I've been saving this half for you" said Claire to Chris, presenting the Gourmet Almond Joy on the tip of a large kitchen knife

    • @thecrazychikz3
      @thecrazychikz3 5 лет назад +17

      Antonio Del Cid I was about to make this exact comment 😂😂 i died laughing.

    • @Ihadnofirst
      @Ihadnofirst 5 лет назад +3

      I noticed that too LOL

    • @bronvlogs619
      @bronvlogs619 5 лет назад +2

      😂

    • @liotie
      @liotie 5 лет назад +32

      "Remember when you wanted be to temper chocolate for Reese cups ? CAUSE I DIDNT FORGET"

    • @mamylany1819
      @mamylany1819 5 лет назад +5

      *whispers* better not say it's anything but perfect...

  • @west4coast77
    @west4coast77 4 года назад +59

    "They look good - especially if you scan over them really quickly and cross your eyes a little bit." Too funny! ...Admire your discipline to fix what needs fixing and start again - all with skill and a great sense of humour. Well done!

  • @cheyannebroxson7718
    @cheyannebroxson7718 5 лет назад +200

    Ok so let me just say is that bag of coconut throw was so satisfying 11:05

    • @EllekeX
      @EllekeX 5 лет назад +6

      I literally watched that part 10 times

    • @calvintuano557
      @calvintuano557 4 года назад +3

      @@EllekeX oh yeah? ive watched it 11 times, beat that. lol

  • @artmeme9417
    @artmeme9417 5 лет назад +2665

    this is my new favourite sitcom. Chris is growing on me a ton.

    • @gregthorne4292
      @gregthorne4292 5 лет назад +211

      I like the guy they got to play Brad.

    • @brendongriffin1470
      @brendongriffin1470 5 лет назад +115

      Really enjoying his character arc.

    • @Rafaela-lt2pg
      @Rafaela-lt2pg 5 лет назад +41

      I think it's because Claire speaks so well of him

    • @octopusonmyback
      @octopusonmyback 5 лет назад +49

      Yeah, Claire is killing it with this series; fun to watch her overcome failure and expertly use the particular talents of the people around her. I've also become a big fan of Chris. Delany is also cool, wish hey did more Alex eats all, but without the time limit; can't be good for the man's health to gorge like that! And you would think the time limit also impacts the competition: the slice of pizza he has first on an empty stomach would seem to have an advantage over the 23rd slice in 36 hours.

    • @TheMeredith84
      @TheMeredith84 5 лет назад +20

      It truly is a “joy” ... lol

  • @coralinecoraline
    @coralinecoraline 5 лет назад +1564

    Claire:... it doesn't seem that hard.
    The video: 31 minutes long
    I'll get comfortable

    • @dr-k1667
      @dr-k1667 5 лет назад +35

      As soon as Claire declares something should be easy, I smirk and just wait for the madness to hit. She toughs it out though, a real trooper.

    • @TM-zo2vp
      @TM-zo2vp 5 лет назад +16

      Haha, yes!! As soon as she said "it doesn't seem that hard", I went to check the length of the video and went "Poor Claire...."

    • @whitter86
      @whitter86 5 лет назад +1

      Why does she always do that to herself

    • @abluemug
      @abluemug 5 лет назад +1

      I rushed to the comments section just to see this. Claire shouldn’t assume anymore!

    • @dudster_
      @dudster_ 5 лет назад

      Pff ikr?

  • @naomiyokoi9248
    @naomiyokoi9248 5 лет назад +32

    14:20 Claire saying brad sound like a sister talking to her brother

  • @user-wb9bu9gg9f
    @user-wb9bu9gg9f 4 года назад +37

    "I noticed the depressions"
    Carla basically subtweeting the entirety of Gourmet Makes lmao

  • @theKashConnoisseur
    @theKashConnoisseur 5 лет назад +446

    So by "sick", Brad actually meant "going fishing". Smaaaaart man.

    • @Slash687
      @Slash687 5 лет назад +1

      Hes going noodling

  • @jasonepi3186
    @jasonepi3186 5 лет назад +765

    "f--k chocolate, man" - Chris Morocco, 2019
    edit: 26:18

    • @bovts12
      @bovts12 5 лет назад +11

      23:30 "SO MUCH BLOOM"

    • @myrad9253
      @myrad9253 5 лет назад

      Jason Lee when

  • @jshen5377
    @jshen5377 4 года назад +15

    28:24 made me laugh so hard! Claire’s just holding a HUGE knife at Chris with a tiny piece of chocolate and saying I’ve been saving this half for you. I’m dead😂

  • @user-iv9qd1ux3b
    @user-iv9qd1ux3b 3 года назад +13

    Poor Black Noir

  • @rickyricardo9710
    @rickyricardo9710 5 лет назад +260

    "Well why do these look so good?"
    "those are the original..."
    LMAO I'M DEAD

  • @hedysf
    @hedysf 5 лет назад +833

    "this is a test kitchen"
    * *a fire starts in the backrgound* *

    • @_Myrhl
      @_Myrhl 5 лет назад +2

      Hedysf when was this?

    • @DrDremur
      @DrDremur 5 лет назад +5

      Darien Zheng 10:24

  • @tushojostristes
    @tushojostristes 5 лет назад +164

    When Claire said the anger is motivating me
    I felt her
    Lol she is such a baddie

  • @adyorabear
    @adyorabear 5 лет назад +82

    *tempered chocolate is mentioned*
    me: oh this is gonna be good

  • @NadoKahn
    @NadoKahn 5 лет назад +1523

    *Claire:* "I'm just going to toast almonds, temper chocolate, make a filling, this shouldn't be hard"
    *Video Length:* "Am I a joke to you?"

    • @lydiaford6200
      @lydiaford6200 5 лет назад +11

      RighteousRowlando this just makes me love that within any industry, everything that can go wrong, will go wrong 😂

    • @KenS1267
      @KenS1267 5 лет назад +9

      @@lydiaford6200I worked in the restaurant industry for many years. Chefs make things look easy because they've practiced making a dish many many times. This shows the trial and error that goes into something as simple as making a candy bar.

  • @jacobkhu-oldacc.4491
    @jacobkhu-oldacc.4491 5 лет назад +993

    You guys gotta make some "You gotta temper the chocolate" and "the dough can smell fear" merch.
    I'm all in for this.

    • @TheDaylightSociety
      @TheDaylightSociety 5 лет назад +8

      Or shirts that say: “The Chocolate’s Gotta Temper” 😉

    • @monicaperalto4227
      @monicaperalto4227 5 лет назад +13

      I'll take the "F*ck chocolate, man." shirt

  • @annalisatacchi9477
    @annalisatacchi9477 4 года назад +78

    Claire, can you please make a gourmet Toblerone bar?

  • @8080fm
    @8080fm 4 года назад +6

    11:03 There has never been a more effortlessly perfect throw captured on video

  • @karmabl0ws
    @karmabl0ws 5 лет назад +1055

    Clair - "can you help me make a mold?"
    Brad - "can we grow it in my fermentation chamber?"
    Clair - "no"
    Brad - "it's a mold joke"
    I died 😂

    • @RCKid
      @RCKid 5 лет назад +48

      At first I did't find it funny, but it grew on me.

    • @C_Bat
      @C_Bat 5 лет назад +3

      You guys, surely realise yourselves as a connoisseur of fungis and are fungis yourselves. Cannibalism much?

  • @JllVickey
    @JllVickey 5 лет назад +902

    “Well why does these look so good”
    Claire: those are the original 😭😭
    My chest 💀😂😂

  • @StephanieAlbers
    @StephanieAlbers 4 года назад +22

    "Dehydrate coconut in a low oven and then moisten slightly with unsweetened coconut milk." 😂

  • @ikonora
    @ikonora 4 года назад +81

    I laugh so much when Claire and Brad are together that I end up tearing up a bit. Loveeeeee this channel so much!

  • @topherm365
    @topherm365 5 лет назад +603

    Chris out there somewhere: *Claire needs to temper that chocolate.*

    • @lydiaford6200
      @lydiaford6200 5 лет назад

      Topher M I was thinking the same thing 😂

  • @Richieripp7
    @Richieripp7 5 лет назад +728

    Casually zooms in on the mini kitchen fire.
    Also adding in the quote "Brad is stinking up the kitchen with sauerkraut." and (BIRDS CHIRP FURIOUSLY) omfg. This episode is gold.

  • @sky-nt8dn
    @sky-nt8dn 5 лет назад +40

    Claire: *Holding a knife with a gourmet almond joy on the tip* "I've been saving this half for you
    Chris: *Walks towards the almond joy intrigued like it's NOT STABBED IN A KNIFE POINTED TOWARDS HIM* "coool"

  • @Enoxix.
    @Enoxix. 5 лет назад +40

    The tempered chocolate thing makes me laugh every time!

  • @andrewmartinez6985
    @andrewmartinez6985 5 лет назад +1620

    Claire and Chris should do a video dedicated to how to temper chocolate

    • @justinmathew2744
      @justinmathew2744 5 лет назад +14

      Chris did a guide in their ASMR video :)

    • @adampickard9880
      @adampickard9880 5 лет назад +1

      +

    • @matotry
      @matotry 5 лет назад

      Yes!

    • @Redbeardblondie
      @Redbeardblondie 5 лет назад +18

      Claire and Brad should do a video of all the different ways to temper chocolate...
      While Chris watches on in horror.

    • @FromMosestoKoufax
      @FromMosestoKoufax 5 лет назад +8

      @KooMoo We don't want to learn how to temper chocolate. We want to see Claire and Chris temper chocolate. They're not the same thing

  • @TheAki13
    @TheAki13 5 лет назад +428

    Special episode where claire goes to a chocolatier and learns about tempering chocolate.

    • @MissesMoonsValley
      @MissesMoonsValley 5 лет назад +9

      For the love of all that’s holy please

    • @BeautifulStrangeMyst
      @BeautifulStrangeMyst 5 лет назад +1

      YES!!!!

    • @BeautifulStrangeMyst
      @BeautifulStrangeMyst 5 лет назад +9

      And don't tell chris beforehand and then surprise him with something out of chocolate that's so shiny he can see himself in it! :D

    • @reefsami8010
      @reefsami8010 5 лет назад +2

      okay this comment maybe the best ever in the history of youtube!!! I actually need this video! I NEED IT. PLEASE BA TEST KITHEN THIS IS A PRIORITY

  • @samson11105
    @samson11105 5 лет назад +108

    Brad: HVAC tin knockers
    Me: Brad knows I exist

    • @samson11105
      @samson11105 5 лет назад +3

      @@stonecake313 HVAC technician/installer

    • @Whoknows688
      @Whoknows688 4 года назад +1

      Is that a regional term? I've never heard that before (I live in the South)

    • @samson11105
      @samson11105 4 года назад +1

      @@Whoknows688 yeah. Over on the west coast we're just called sheet metal guys. I'm guessing that's an east coast thing.

  • @alanblackwell1803
    @alanblackwell1803 4 года назад +3

    Chris taking the final product off the tip of Claire's knife at the end is quintessential Claire/Chris, and it's what I live for.

  • @sour_peckanmix
    @sour_peckanmix 5 лет назад +326

    Claire: Chris, not a good time.
    Chris: 👁 👁

  • @melsyoutube
    @melsyoutube 5 лет назад +553

    “I noticed the... depressions.”
    my therapist said the same thing, Carla

  • @23daretobelieve
    @23daretobelieve 5 лет назад +38

    Brad totally resembles a golden retriever

  • @devilrv89
    @devilrv89 4 года назад +21

    Claire has that mom energy.
    Love her to bits 🥰🥰🥰

  • @SparkleNatsu
    @SparkleNatsu 5 лет назад +267

    Chris: F*ck chocolate, man.
    Claire: Seriously.
    I'm dead 😂

    • @bgttgb100
      @bgttgb100 5 лет назад +1

      exactly the comment i was looking for!

  • @marthareis5873
    @marthareis5873 5 лет назад +1162

    "I've been saving this half for you."
    Points large knife at Chris with gourmet treat spiked on the end.

  • @gabrielybarra3667
    @gabrielybarra3667 4 года назад +7

    Claire: Chris is never wrong
    Reece’s Claire: ya know what? I don’t need to temper chocolate, Chris is wrong...

  • @paca1513
    @paca1513 4 года назад +15

    *God I just love Chris.* He's my favorite person on the BA kitchen.

  • @Littlestraincloud
    @Littlestraincloud 5 лет назад +699

    Carla: [notices the streaking]
    Claire: [visibly flinches]

  • @atm1821
    @atm1821 5 лет назад +681

    Claire: Should be easy
    Me: *Sees that video is 31 minutes*
    Me: 😂

    • @fanOmry
      @fanOmry 5 лет назад +2

      Well, she got to the Chocolate at 16:22 Which is after the Middle.
      So she had way more than enough of a Headache beside the Chocolate.
      ...
      Am I the Only who was happier at Brads Mold joke?
      Edit: Actually she Started at 19:48 because Brad apparently is on his hormonal time of the month. You don't bleed, rarely cramped, but you can be a bit depressed and AHolely.
      Most people don't know this.
      If a guy wants to make sure.
      Keep a diary every day for a year.
      After a year, read back. If the Days where your depressed/Sick/ crampy seem to be on a semi regular monthly basis.. you found your Cycle.

    • @atm1821
      @atm1821 5 лет назад +3

      fanOmry Yeah that’s true, I also loved that joke haha

    • @fanOmry
      @fanOmry 5 лет назад

      @@atm1821
      Thank you.
      My Cycle is depression. BTW.

  • @johnsmisek02
    @johnsmisek02 4 года назад

    The way they quick cut between black and white, zooms, sad music. I’m reminded of Arrested Development- my favorite show. I can’t stop watching these

  • @gilliang.691
    @gilliang.691 5 лет назад +21

    Was that a Chef John reference with, “the old tappa tappa.” 😭😂👍🏼

  • @itamarmoalem748
    @itamarmoalem748 5 лет назад +270

    no one:
    Brad: "can we grow it in my fermentation chamber?"

    • @ryanp2743
      @ryanp2743 5 лет назад +1

      Brad: “No one laughed”
      Me: “I did 😂”

  • @umuwi
    @umuwi 5 лет назад +457

    "he's in the pharmacy with a bird on his shoulder" i can'tttttt 😂

  • @jasminerollins3086
    @jasminerollins3086 4 года назад +109

    do something that's not sugary for awhile, like gourmet fast food, or gourmet comfort food

    • @fflaill
      @fflaill 4 года назад +5

      I heard they were gonna make gourmet hot pockets!

    • @shaymazakraoui8688
      @shaymazakraoui8688 4 года назад

      That sounds like a great idea!!!

    • @ashlieneevel9671
      @ashlieneevel9671 4 года назад +2

      I could go for some gourmet big Macs and chicken nuggets

  • @Pakkens_Backyard
    @Pakkens_Backyard 3 года назад +4

    Dan: I know you don't wanna talk about it.
    Claire: I _don't_ wanna talk about it.
    Dan: ...but I think we should talk about it.
    Claire: I don't think we should talk about it.
    An entire mood and a half 20:54

  • @laurynhampton941
    @laurynhampton941 5 лет назад +469

    Claire: " This shouldnt be that hard it just a matter of ...."
    Brad: "This one seems pretty easy"
    Me looking at this 31 minute video, oh you poor things

  • @melinkorea
    @melinkorea 5 лет назад +64

    3:27
    Brad: This one seems easy.
    Claire: I know right?
    Me: (stop the video and see the vid is 31 minutes long).

  • @RedGalago
    @RedGalago 5 лет назад +12

    To be honest I always liked the slight moistness of the coconut in almond joys for the simple reason that it prevents me from feeling like I'm chewing wood fibers.

  • @flammablewater1755
    @flammablewater1755 5 лет назад +1183

    Brad: IT'S TOP SECRET
    Claire: It's sauerkraut.