The First Couple To Ever Get Married (ft. Ryan George)
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- Опубликовано: 30 сен 2020
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Sketch written by: Julie Nolke & Ryan George 
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Twas funny
Why did you put this here now if this video was form October
why are you so late?
@@lnvoucher233 yeah that's weird
Never
Should've gone with the badges and matching tracksuits... :/
Don't YOU DARE divorce the second ever female in the Ryan George Cinematic Universe!
Pog
She’s the 2nd ever female.. you just can’t..
Badges and matching tracksuit are tight
Pog :)
Wow, Ryan is getting really good, now he can play a woman too.
The only verified person to not have comments
yeah
Lol
He was always able to play a woman but haters just said it was him in a wig
Hehehe, HahaHa, Lol, Lolz!
Ah so THAT'S why they call it a shower!
yes
What is it?
I ain't christian and have no idea what is going on
@@davidgoldrock7264 I'm sorry I'm gonna yell as if we're far away .
DID YOU WATCH THE VIDEOO!!?!?!
@@zucchi6148 no yeah i did but
what is the shower part?
like i understood the batchler parties and the wedding
but what is shower?
@@davidgoldrock7264 they said shower as in "shower us with gifts" i really don't know what a shower exactly is because my main language isn't English
The first person to exist in the Ryan-Universe that isn't Ryan. Impressive.
True
Wrong. "DON'T YOU DARE CLOSE YOUR EYES (Aladdin Parody)" - 2018, included someone other than Ryan.
Well that actually is Ryan hes just in some makeup and a wig
What you talking about? That's just Ryan with a wig.
After this we had confirmation that actual singer exist
When you see the divorce before the wedding
Oh, before the weddings of a number of my friends, I had already pictured their divorce in my mind. So that didn't bother me at all.
Ha ha ha same here.
Ohhhhhh watching the divorce before the marriage is TIGHT
Lol, i did to, not sure how it works but it did
Same
It's weird seeing Ryan talking to someone who isn't himself.
😝😝😝
Fr
Yea, it freaked me out when I saw his video and there was a woman in it that wasn't him in drag,
my mind did not compute
What do you mean by that, theyre the same person
Wait... that wasn't Ryan?
Sigh... let me rewatch it.
Ryan: Will you spend the rest of your life with me?
Julie: Why?
Ryan: Well for one thing you’re like the only woman in the world without facial hair
Julie: Right That makes sense
Also the Jasmin lady, from the don't you dare video
@@edgbarra don't you dare bring uo don't you dare
"and also i'm going to have total dominance in the relationship, as will all men to do this, for centuries to come, i decided"
"yeah, i'm not into that"
@@jackadams3878 "Ok so how about I just pretend to have total dominance to all my friends, but in reality you'll just make all the decisions and make me think some of them are mine?"
"Sounds fair"
@@RaptorNX01 this
"That's not negotiable, I don't know what to tell you"
"Okay"
Lost it
Getting married is super easy, barely an inconvenience.
Lol love it
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah!
Whoops
Whoopsie!
Oh wow. Wow wow wow wow wow
“So, you have a proposal for me?”
“Yes sir I do!”
Kkkkkkkkkkkkkk "Yes miss I do"
"Where's the ring?"
"I dropped it"
"Oops"
"Oopsie!"
@@Dead25m
Whoops!
Whoopsie!
"After the wedding, we should go to a hotel."
"What would we do that for?"
"I'm gonna' need you to get aaall the way onto my back!"
Sus
"We could make a list."
"Oh, I'm *list-ening."*
0:52
"Are you just saying that so you don'y have to go shopping with me?" had me in tears of laughter!
“I think we should tell the government about this conversation.”
They already know....
@@shannonpincombe8485 doubt
The Government was the kid in the soccer net behind Ryan....they know.😎
Famous last words...
Shit you watched the video too!!!???
“Getting married sounds hard.”
“Actually it’s going to be super easy, barely an inconvenience”.
Clearly you've never been married.
that's his catch phrase
David Beaulieu no to get married is easy but staying married is the hard part
oh finding comments with the catchphrase is tight
Tight
I love that the first engagement ring was her own ring that she hadn't even noticed she'd lost. There's a hidden message in here somewhere, I know it.
Julie: *Demands 3 parties*
Ryan: That's a lot of parties
Indians watching: 3 is A LOT?? WE HAVE 14. The whole thing takes 6 months.
I don't know if I'm interested or scared
@@evancarvalho2195 same
Indians will also have 3 when the divorce rate reaches Western standards. Ain't nobody got all that money and time for all those parties if you're just gonna divorce every few years.
Oh, yeah! Suhanee, you're SO right!
@@TheFourthWinchester See, we don't do divorces over here. Instead, we try to live our lives through our kids while simultaneously making them feel guilty for being born, because without them, the parents would have gone their separate ways.
After all, emotional abuse from parents is tight!
(BTW, I'm not promoting emotional abuse, I'm just stating my frustrations with Indial cultural norms in this sphere.)
"Did we get the government involved in our relationship?"
"Yeah yeah yeah!"
"Whoops!"
"Whoopsie!"
Sounds super shady - barely legal.
“Getting the government involved in our personal endeavors is tight!”
They're gonna need you to climb all the way off their back about this.
HEEEY EVERYONE🤗 my fiancé and I vlog our lives if you wanna check us out🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
Wow wow wow wow... wow!
“I want to wear all white”
“Oh risky okay”
Bold. Let's say white is a bold choice.
“Ohhhh its a double standard, yeah that’s fine” 😂😂😂
For whatever reason, I now want to see Julie do a Pitch Meeting and Ryan talk to Mirror Ryan...
Michael Palena instaclick for both
Oooh yes!
Yes!
Please let them see this!!!
Hahahaha Yes!
I like how Canadian this skit is: everyone is calm and polite.
Welcome to Ryan George
@Arcade Gamer
1. Dick move.
2. Does that even work?
3. If you're paste spamming anyway...why not include 2 lines about what it is, why we'd wanna...? Less "effective"?
4. Be better
It was so soothing.
Oh like the recent hospital case in Quebec
"we stand onnnnn godddddddddddddd for theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
“I think you should take my last name so that everyone knows you are mine”
“But then how will everyone know that you are mine?”
“Oh there is no need for that”
“Okay, double standards, got it.”
Damn. Best part!
@Anurag Chakraborty bc trump
@@OreganoParsley how did the trump virus get to india?
also, under similar logic as what he used to call it the china virus, why cant americans call it the trump virus?
It's for inheritance. By taking her husband's name, and their kids taking his name too, there's no doubt about who inherits from the guy when he dies. That's why surnames are passed down through the father, and why wives take their husband's name, so everybody knows where they stand, what the relation is. Governments keep better records now, for the most part, and women now sometimes have more money than their husbands, but wives tend to outlive their husbands, so there's usually no real concern about the man being without a means to survive without his spouse, and nobody has any doubts about who is the mother of any kids since they kind of came out of her in front of a bunch of witnesses. There's no benefit to anyone taking the woman's father's name. There was, traditionally, clear benefit to wives and children taking the man's name. Abandoning the tradition in this one respect, while no longer a legal necessity, has no benefit either. Lots of things we do are traditional, particularly around relationships, and arbitrarily rejecting tradition just reeks of immaturity.
@Anurag Chakraborty Because of illegal Bangladeshi immigrants like you :(
@@fakecubed we definitely don't live in the same country! Where I live all married women retained their last names on all official papers for the past 45 years. I find the opposite, where a woman changes her last name, extremely weird.
Marriage: Stay for the flu. Leave for the coma.
If by Coma you mean Mummification, then this is logical
Avengers: We had the ultimate crossover.
Colabstronaut: Hold my Nolke.
Maybe not unrelated to divorce: Colabstronaut's next colab is in Norbert.
Two people who talk to themselves almost exclusively
Sounds like a real perfect match
So when one or the other is not talking to their spouse after a fight, they can always talk to themselves. It could work.
-how do they know you're mine?
-ma'am I want you to get aaaalllll the way off my back about that.
Two of my most favourite sketch creators on the RUclips getting together and making videos. You love to see it.
"Is there a way to force people to get what we want?"
"We could make a list."
"Oh I'm listening!"
I see what you did there...
With gift receipts in case people buy the same thing
Can you explain, i didn't understand.
@@priscillajimenez27 yeah me neither
LISTening
Liszt
"You know what I'm swept up in the moment let's do this."
Over on Ryan's channel:
The first couple to get divorced
Wow, you two are amazing together.
The comedic timing is beautiful.
Honestly the illness conversation is already a lot more than what some people discuss before getting hitched 😳🙃
Too true. I talked to my wife about it, but we basically came to the conclusion “you’re just gonna have to trust me that I don’t want you to die”. Can “what-if” that stuff to infinity.
I feel like I'm holding dolls of my favourite RUclipsrs and going "Now kiss!"
🤣🤣🤣
69 likes, they aren't just kissing now
Getting here from Ryan's chanel was super easy, barely an inconvenience!
I think I'll be ur new subscriber
Get prepared for a deluge, Julie. It's about to start rainin' subscribers
Subscribing to collaboration partners is TIGHT.
Da brate..😀
Being super easy barely an inconvenience is tight
@@walkinginnature9502 nisam jedini sa Balkana znači
"Wanna get married?" "Sure, sounds great, barely an inconvenience."
"Why do we need to alert the government?"
"I don't know"
"Fair enough"
Julie: How the hell are we going to finance all this?
Ryan: That's actually going to be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
Julie: Oh, really?
@Dawn of the Dad Dang, you beat me to it!!
@Arcade Gamer Asking for other people to duplicate your vote is unethical. If you hate something, you are entitled to a single downvote, and what other people do is up to them.
@@frederickthesquirrel Interesting. I hadn't considered crowdsourcing petty personal beefs.
I figured it was his channel. And he's spamming in a desperate bid for any attention at all.
But yeah. Yours seems the likelier of the 2. But always look beyond 2 for candidate explanations.
Ryan: Yeah, we'll just have your dad pay for everything.
"Oh it's a double standard. Ok I get it. Yeah that's fine."
How accurate 😂
Comically accurate commentary is TIGHT!
That's why you have to hyphenate your last names like I'm Mexico. It does come with the side effect of making some names comicly long if there's a middle name. For added comedy give a hyphenated first name. On the plus side long names sound pretty fancy.
yo lisa don't make me list the double standards that go the other way ok just WALK AWAY
So true
I hate most you-tubers because they are not funny and usually just click baits but love these 2, i can't get enough of both their channels. they make every normal thing so funny....
I love how she said the running gag of Ryan's "i just decided"
This is high quality content. Keep up the great work guys
You should collab where you're her new BF after they get divorced. That would be tight.
@@i9incher would love to HMU julie
FAWK
@@i9incher I couldn't agree more!
Did you finish your landscape engineering lol
The Ryanverse is expanding
The Ryan cinematic universe was shattered by the existence of a second person. But nobody notices that there is a third person. 2:35 football guy
I see a soccer guy but I can't seem to find a football guy...
@@oweeoh7895
It is healthcare, not useless
It is school, not shooting range
It is football, not soccer
@@John_Smith76 soccer makes more sense because you kick the ball with your foot and socks go on your feet
@@oweeoh7895 But you kick the ball with your foot
That's ryan himself, nobody else
"Ooooh, so it's a double standard. Ok, yeah, that's fine." LMAO!
Plot twist: this is Ryan and Julie's actual wedding announcement.
I honestly thought they'd gotten together
Ok just sayin..... their kids would have the most amazing eyes ever
It's actually two Ryan's
Where can I find the wedding gift list pls?
Wait they're actually a couple?
Ryan: Do you wanna spend the rest of your life with me
Julie: Wow wow wow. . . wow
We need more based comments
That is a good idea, they should do another colab video but sort of do each others stuff. At least there is a lot of Ryan catchphrase stuff for her to say, not sure how much she has in that way though.
Jonathan Berry I imagine Ryan is restricted from using the Pitch Meeting characters + catch phrases in his personal projects. And if there’s not a legal agreement on that, I imagine it’s something he’ll stick to anyway. (:
"OK, that's not entirely accurate..." LOL
"It Virginal"
"Okay that's not entirely accurate"
🤣🤣🤣
Love this collab!
!
Loved all of it
Omw it's another one of my favourite youtuber!
Yeah! It just makes sense
Tim Milgram!
"That's a lot of parties."
Soo you haven't been to an Indian wedding then.
If you can blink, you can dance.
Same with us Filipinos 🤣
I'M CRYING
Yes! 5 functions and so exhausting🤡✋
😂😂😂
This sketch is how I discovered Julie, and it is one of the most glorious things I have ever seen ❤
Ryan is getting really good with nailing the multiple impressions I couldn’t even tell
We coud make a list
Oh, I'm listening
I laughed way too hard at this 😂
thanks for watching
I had to see if anyone else caught that before I made a comment.
Twas a great pun
@@julienolke I have two hot RUclipsr girlfriends and I am the best RUclipsr ever and YOUR savior. Good bye dear ju
@@AxxLAfriku hey guys is there any incel subreddits to put this idiot in
Julie: Will the wedding planning be hard?
Ryan: Actually it’s gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience
Marriage is TIGHT
Julie: How do we stay together for so long without getting sick of each other?
Ryan: Unclear!
I’d he said that, he was definitely wrong.
More like
Julie: *Actually its gonna be super expensive; barely a convenience*
Ryan: Oh really- wait what?!
Julie: oh, really?
Ryan: yeah I’m just going to let you do it, and ignore any request for input
Big thanks for this collaboration, it lead to me to Ryan's channel and his Pitch Meetings made me laugh so hard :-) It is unusual to come across something original and great during 2020.
I discovered Julie a little under a year ago so missed this then.. and I discovered Ryan only last month.. and now I discover these two videos and it's pretty fantastic to see you both together doing stuff. :3
Them: Avengers Endgame is the greatest crossover of all time.
Me:
yay!!
I was thinking the exact same thing!
You what?
@@RPAudioeVisual It's part of the meme. It's short hand for presenting this very video.
It’s weird seeing Ryan talking to another human being...
What do you mean by 'another human being'. Its just two ryans.
He talks to other human beings in his videos; they just all look exactly like him for some weird (pretty sure he was cloned)
@@vullord666 yup this was one is just another clone but a bit defective
What do you mean? I've seen hundreds of videos where he is 5alking to many different studio exec types. And other videos where there is seemingly clueless people experiencing things from an unknowing perspective for their first times.
Literally like, loads of vids?
What's really weird is that I'm kind of into Mirror Julie's new beard.
Very well done collab sketch! Funny execution, dialogue and break down of the more standard American wedding.
I loved this, you both gave me a wide smile!
So awesome to see the two of you together!!!
"people will shower us with gifts"
"Oh gifts are TIGHT"
Julie Nolkie and Ryan George collaboration? IS THIS GOLD OR IS THIS GOLD
They did a divorce on Ryan’s Chanel to.
That's the most passive aggressiveness I've ever seen
I just can’t get enough of these two ! 😊😊😊
Came here from Ryan’s channel! Quality content, keep it up x)
Same
r
.😓😒
Same haha
Finding new subscriptions is super easy
Same!
Sorry it took me so long to find this channel. Collaborations are tight!
Same
"We could make a list."
"Oh, I'm listening."
Not sure why no one else below has referenced that. Definitely the best line.
I saw a comment on that when it first came out. Probably got very unfortunately buried.
oops i accidentally stole your comment 😬
I LOVE that joke...it works stupidly well.
The collab of the century!
Thanks Julie. I love your videos. 👍👍👍😁😁😁🤣🤣🤣
Your fans: So how will this marriage work out?
Julie & Ryan: We don' knooow!
It ends in divorce
Ryan: I need you get all the way off my back about that...
Mirror Julie: (sips her drink) That girl is so cray cray, I give it a day...
@@FahadBashir Lol that's perfect!
Well alright then!
The crossover we never knew we needed!
fax
but we all deserved
I was looking for this comment so I could come and say "I agree"
Nice job.... I love the way you and Ryan bring out how absurd so much of what we do is....
Hysterical!
Him: "Here is a ring for you."
Her: "Should I get one for you?"
Him: "No."
Her: "Why?"
Him: "Because I want everyone to know you are taken, but assume I am still single."
Her: "That sounds odd."
Baaaaarely an inconvenience
My dad has a wedding ring too
@@Durkadur_II But no engagement ring.
HEEEY EVERYONE🤗 my fiancé and I vlog our lives if you wanna check us out🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
@@Durkadur_II I was referring to an engagement ring, rather than a wedding ring.
" How do they know that you're mine?" "Oh there's no need for that" Lmao Whoops Whoopsies
I like it
Listen, I'm gonna need you to get AAAAALLL the way off my back about the double standard.
@@JobiWan144 Well let me get off of that thing
These are both awesome and I would love if you guys did more of these.
"Inviting a bunch of people to a big shower is tight !"
Plot twist : Ryan is taking to himself and he has deepfaked julie in the video
Ryan does not associate with “taking”
😂😂
Deepfakes are tight
No shit sherlock
For him, it's super easy, barely an inconvenience
"Is there a way to force people to get us only stuff we like?"
"Well, its gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience."
Forcing people to give gifts is Tight
"so I assume you have the list of gifts we want"
"yes sir/ma'am I do"
I frigging love how he stays with Pitch Meeting format of shooting over the shoulder catching the back of the head.
1:30 that's how this tradition probably started😂
“Well, it’s virginal”
“That’s not entirely accurate” 😂 Ryan, you don’t kiss and tell 😂
Well, I hope it wasn't new information, for her.
what makes you think it was with him? ;)
"So you wanna get married?"
"Yes sir I do"
You two are so perfect together, like peanutbutter jelly perfect together. The chemistry and timing is on point. WowWowWowWowWowWow
Great comedic timing by both of you. And yeah, watching the other one is also highly recommended. This matching track suit idea appeals to me.
A crossover the world didn’t know it wanted yet needs.
-"And there'll be a ring bear"
-"Oh a ring bearer, a good idea!"
-"Yes yes, a ring bear."
I understood that reference.
These guys must be in FriendBoat already. Giving each other heads up on all bear proximity situations.
PPPPRRRREEEAAAASSSHHHHEEESSS!!!!
Is it a himym reference? Or am I missing something??
Robin: Ring Bear-er!
Also, you forgot about that flower gorilla.
I just love the dynamic of these two right here man they are so alike in terms of comedy tone!
Brilliant! Well done.
Okay, maybe 2020 isn't all bad!
Well he got devorce... 2020 for you.
This was great at pointing out the level of awkward a proposal is.
Buried with the Donkey
BRILLIANT.
this is a duo we need to see more of
Julie: For richer or poorer?
Ryan: Yeah, I'm gonna need you to get alllll the way off my back on that.
Julie: Okay, let me get off of that thing.
LOL
Somehow that sounds a little shady, but I'm into it.
I can't believe Julie hasn't liked this comment yet.
Is Julie now assimilated into the Ryanverse or is Ryan assimilated into the Julieverse?
Wait a minute
“Oh! Oh it’s a double standard, that’s fine!” I’m DEAD!
I mean, but what's the alternative - keep your dad's last name forever, who was just his dad's last name, and that dead dude's dead dad's last name before that, on and on. Just patriarchy all the way down. Maybe on option could be to start creating a new last name - a marriage name. Everyone technically keeps their birth name, but adds on a new name name shared with their partner that both agree on. Using letters as an example, Woman A B C marries Man X Y Z, and they choose Q for their marriage name. They become A B C Q and X Y Z Q, but they can just sign everything A Q and X Q, while still retaining their original last name which just becomes another middle name. Same for LGBTQ partners. The C and Z are dropped for their kids who are name O P Q. Every new family creates the names for themselves that they both actually want. It'll make family history slightly more complicated but who cares. Then when people write their names with their full initials, everybody gets to sound like a fantasy/fiction writer. George R. R. Martin, J.R.R. Tolkien, F. Scott K. Fitzgerald, etc.
@@joshualane1716 Thats actually a very cool idea
I paused at that point to find a comment like this to like.
Actually, they have the same surname now, so it indicates that he belongs to her too.
Feminists just seek opportunities to feel oppressed here.
@@joshualane1716 thats a pretty interesting idea. However, I was thinking, and there might be a few flaws:
1) Families would want to keep their family name down the line, so the couple would just chose one of their last names as the marriage name
2) It would make family trees EXTREMELY complicated. My family is Filipino, so my family reunions and get-togethers are huge. Trying to remember everyone's own marriage name would be a pain, as well as making it hard to identify blood relatives.
Those 5 initial names would be cool tho
WE NEED MORE OF THIS
3:06 "if you die, I wouldn't have to hang out with your corpse" ... actually, you do, a bit :(
The crossover we never knew we needed
Lotsa people been hankering for this particular crossover so....
Oh, we knew.
This has got to be both of their most-requested crossover.
"Well how do they know you're mine?"
"There's no need for that."
Just like engagement ring...
@Srithor Big oof!
@Srithor Plus, women mark their territory. And not just with clothing choices and cutting him off from his friends, but by slowly destroying him. It is obvious that he is married.
This was bloody brilliant !!
Fantastic!!