The First Guy To Ever Eat Dessert
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Cool, very nice
U can’t escape the hi
ok
first
Lol nice
*Brain:* “That IS right I’ve decided!”
Hello person click is stalking
:0 one topic
OT! Hi! How is it in Canada?
Hey there OT!
Y e s
This feels more like: "The First Guy to Ever Discover Sugar"
The more I think about it, the more this looks like the origin story of a villain. His name would most likely be 'Diabeto'.
@@nicholaskinkaid Are ya thinking what I'm thinking, massive?
@@nicholaskinkaid I wonder how he could be defeated...
@@nicholaskinkaid "Diabeto" damn smooth
@@presidentcademitchell2062 He can be defeated by the mystic far eastern art of In Su Lin.
R1: But I'm full.
R2: I cannot stress how little that matters to that concept.
Great video!
And now I really want something made out of a mixture of sugar, glucose syrup, starch, flavouring, food colouring, citric acid, and gelatin - also called gummy bears. But then I made a backflip and remembered that I have hidden a box of Anton Berg chocolate filled with marzipan and plum soaked in Madeira.
My brain-chemicals are crazy happy right now.
I still can't comprehend how people get quotes wrong from RUclips videos.. I bring it up every time, you can replay it as many times as you want to hear what is said and yet people still just write whatever they thought they heard one time... Just shouldn't happen.
@@glacieractivity you made a backflip?.... how do you "make" a backflip?...
@@SPFLDAngler You remove the head, limbs, and front of a body and then you preserve the remaining part in formalin or another fixative solution and then you flip it.
The second guys full name is R2G2.
I'm 100% convinced that Ryan just made this video so he could eat sweets.
@@crazygamerboy-cgb8858 🖤
Ah, making a whole video to justify sugar consumption is tight!
@@jordansweet8054 yayaya but turns out if you eat too much you get diabetes so its not that tight
"Oh, very rude"
"Ugh, I need to make a video but I'm reaaally craving a donut - wait a second..."
Yeah?
It’s pretty good despite the bone, thing?
I made jello from scratch before. I boiled down 10 lbs of chicken feet
@@chefjamesmacinnis good for you
That's what she said
@@chefjamesmacinnis And you scratched yourself with the chicken feet?
@@chefjamesmacinnis How much gelatin you get from 10lbs?
"So he's the one who started it all? I'm going to sue him too!"
- Barry B. Benson
Seinfeld bees are TIGHT
Yeah yeah
“So why do these one have holes?”
“Well I thought we could just sell those separately.”
“We’re selling these now?”
“Yeah yeah yeah.”
"So, you're taking a perfectly good finished product, just taking a piece out of it for no practical reason just so you can charge people more money for that piece that should have already been included in their original purchase?"
"Yeahyeahyeah!"
"Hmm..."
*1 hour later*
"So, you have a business model for me?"
"Yes, sir, I do! It's called DLC!"
Ah yes, EA donuts
Timbits?
@@Jordan-vc4cn um actually donuts have holes in them so that the inside can cook as evenly as the outside
@Justin Bright how is that a whoosh I knew that he was joking
I have always wanted to know what Ryan's universe was like before certain people started doing certain things.
“The first guy to do anything”
before they did anything, it was just a buncha Ryans going around saying "hi there hello"
The first guy to discover that something rather than nothing was happening
@@d33p345 so it was Oblivion
@@bkb757 “The first guy to do”
“Ya know despite having that information I still would like to eat a lot of it.”
I feel attacked
Good old addiction
"I can not stress how little that matters to this concept"- basically everyone in the Ryanverse
“Oh your gonna like this a lot I thought we could call it good brown stuff”
-A man with great tastes in names
I think the world would be a much better place if everything had logical names like that
So get off my back about it. All the way off.
And great taste in sweets
@@Jojo-on7pk Right person-responding-to-other-person-saying-things-about-youtube-video?
To distinguish it from bad brown stuff, very logical
My favorite concept of the Ryanverse here is that all these Ryan-clones are the last vestiges of humanity, somehow all other humans died out and Ryans are trying to figure out the old human society. that’s why it all feels so arbitrary and disjointed, but they have a technology greater than their ability to understand it
This just got dark
Woah that's wacky, wacky like a SCIENCE GUY
@@szymonanonim7214 Well that doesn't mean we can't have fun with it
@@szymonanonim7214 Gosh your right, I just blinked and now it's 8 pm!
That is genius! And it explains Everything! Similar to the concept of the abandoned children and the technology they are surrounded with in Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome.
The bee regurgitation thing is a common misconception.
Honey bees have separate 'pocket' near their mouth they carry nectar and honey in - it never enters a bee's digestive system (mouth, stomach, etc)
Yes, but there's a bunch of other parts of a bee's body that goes into honey making.
@@flameofthephoenix8395 And it's delicious.
@@scorpiusbalthazar4327 I suppose that's dependent on the taste of the beholder.
@@flameofthephoenix8395 I can't imagine too many people exist that don't like honey
@@scorpiusbalthazar4327 Sad then that I'm one of them. I guess that makes me weird.
Me: *choking on a donut*
Ryan: I'm calling this choking I decided
That’s why they have a hole
@@AxxLAfriku bro I saw u on another video just stfu bro
@@AxxLAfrikuYou are everywhere? Do think people give a shit or will sub to you?
@@Ty-vj4wg A word of advice. Do not comment on people like that. It's exactly what they want, as it only makes their shameless plugs easier to find. Instead, report them as undesirable commercial content or spam.
@@Felixr2 No, they don’t respond anyway so it really shouldn’t matter. This best thing to do is write a comment that will make them feel like shit. That way, they might not do this again.
Science guy: "This is no joke he threatend my family for animal skin"
*joke. He
*threatened
*skin."
@@alvallac2171 Nobody likes Grammar Nazis.
“Yea I had a science gu-”
*BilL NyE The SiEnce Guy*
I n e r t i a i s a p r o p e r t y o f m a t t e r
?
BILL BILL BILL BILL
*BilL NyE YoUr MoM's A GuY*
@@Pacsma w-wHa-At? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
In the Netherlands:
"What if we kept eating, but just cheese?"
"You meunster!"
Sounds gouda to me
@@TheNightSpy We make the same edam jokes every time cheese comes up. I'd lacto think we're cheddar than that.
@@brucebaker810 That comment was nothing but net. *swiss*
@@Devilsprodigy99 I am one hoopy Frood. I am a guy who knows where his cheesecloth is at. I am the very model of the Baller Emanthaler.
I camembert,
I saw,
Icon curd.
"so what's this stuff called?"
"ice cream"
"that sounds quite healthy actually - there's not a lot of sugar in ice OR cream"
"oh no, there's a TON of sugar in there too. And then maybe we'll cover it in chocolate and a syrup that's really just concentrated sugar stuff... but with strawberry flavouring!"
"So how did you get this"
Cow sweating in the backround
@@theblindguy9623 "How did you get cows to make this?!"
@@demagischewereldvanalexand1128 “so basically i went under it-“
"it also has beaver butt..."
"Oh my God."
"Isn't that right scientist?"
"Please let me out"
"I do not want to eat that. Anything else that doesn't contain beaver butt and pig skin?"
"I figured we could call this one ice cream" "but why though"
"Why what?"
"That sounds horrifying naming a sweet food I scream people are gonna think it causes extreme pain for them to eat"
"Well no actually it's ICE...CREAM, but yeah no it'll hurt like he'll if you have more than a mouthful at a time a sharp jolt of cold in your head. But it won't make you scream so much of a yell in agony but it'll pass pretty quickly so it's all good"
Sugar: **exists**
Eyes: "I feel like I don't need to blink anymore."
Actually Sugar Rush is a myth partially supported by a placebo effect. Your body does not in anyway attempt to burn excess sugar energy ... it just stores it which is why it makes you fat in the first place.
@@metazoxan2 plus, even as the myths lore goes, it’s not enough for sugar to exist to cause the alleged rush, you need to actually eat it
It’s sugar not cocaine
The only white powder that gives you energy is actually illegal.
(Coke. I'm talking about coke.)
Made the likes 888
Has anyone else realized that Ryan has basically made a career out of being Captain Obvious? XD
Now that he has shown it was a viable career path its so obviously "super easy barely an inconvenience"
And talking to himself.
OH, being Captain Obvious is TIGHT!
Pointing out truths that people don't usually think about is one of the main things comedians do
“Isn’t that right brain?”
🧠-Yes
Brain: "Eat more of the Good Brown Stuff"
Left brain: am I a joke to you?
@@luuketaylor
Your comedy gold, sir 🏅
I love how Ryan's eyes don't blink purposely each time he eats a new thing to fit with what he says about not needing too. So good.
“It must be pretty difficult to keep eating since I’m full.”
“It’s actually super easy, barely an inconvenience!”
- oh really?
- yes! Just put sugar in the food
- wow wow wow
This food I'm eating with sugar is *T I G H T*
"Is hard to get diabetes after eating this desert"
"actually its super easy barely an inconvenience"
Wow wow wow
Wow
I need to know where this reference comes from
@@tracks6984 Pleaaasee,me too!
@@anasofiaruizgallego895 it's from pitch meeting on screenrant
@@augustisalittleman THANK YOU
I love how he explains his sponsors in a fun way so that I am actually willing to watch them
"uh that's so good, what is it?"
- "bee vomit"
Oh let's not get started on alcohol and baked goods-
Well, it doesn’t really come from the stomach, but a second sack that adds enzymes to turn the nectar into honey.
They use their mouth to regurgitate it, though.
*kicking water and splashing*
Me: you know....you know there’s a giant hole in the top of the shoe for water to go in, right?
Each shoe can hold one foot of water.
@@brucebaker810 *Flip-flops entered the chat*
Haha I forgot I said this
1:10 - this "wooow" reminds me so much of charlie the unicorn haha
How does this 600k subscribers dude have no replies and one like?
@@Gopo. 🤷♂️
I honestly don’t know, well lucky for me to be the third reply
@@Gopo. being verified and having lots of subs don't guarantee comment likes and answers! Most videos top comments aren't even from verified people. I guess it does help the algorithm, but at the end of the day what counts is how good your comment is (relatable, smart, funny, etc). This comment is very niche so I didn't expect to get many likes, after all, I'm citing a youtube video from 12 years ago
@@opedromagico yea but once I saw some verified say hi and they usually get loads of likes, either they got 5000+.. Top comments are usually verified people and sometimes normal people. So I was expecting a little more likes
The first guy to ever get ripped wishes he could eat that
0:40 I'm pretty confident the brain is just another Ryan.
What are you talking about? It is
I half expected Ryan with a brain-shaped hat to pop up. Guess he couldn't find a hat like that, lol.
When you realize that something being natural usually makes it more gross.
Hemlock is pretty fuckin natural. Kills you dead as shit. Same with oleander. And castor beans and cherry pits. Apple seeds. Apricots pits. Lots of stuff.
Marketing ploy. Everything is 'natural'. Even plastic can be considered 'natural' because it comes from natural black, gooey, ground stuff. Can't get more natural than that. :)
For example, unprocessed milk straight from a cow, versus pasteurised milk used in a milkshake or cheese.
Have you ever been deep in the forest? Full of filthy animals and insects. All those trees? Been pooped and peed on for decades without a powerwashing. The Bigfoots don't even wear masks despite the COVID, even. 😬
@@stevenbobbybills actually, as long as the teat is cleaned before milking, and the containers are sterilized before milking, and the animal isnt infected with anything that transfers through milk, raw milk is fine when handled correctly, and its totally not gross at all. Its actually quite good. I consumed strictly that at home for about 6 months when i was a child once and it was really good, and the milk at school didnt compare at all.
“WET SEASON is coming!”
- House George’s house words (probably)
WET SEASON is TIGHT
Reminds me if an anime
I like ur vids
So do i
You are first!
I like your comment
Me too)
Everyone does
I love the sign in the background that says 'Hi there hello'
Ah yes, the classic Ryanverse character, Bill Ry the science guy.
Not wry. Wacky. Frasier wry. Carrottop wacky. Scienceguy wacky.
Buffalo buffalo.
This is the only channel I've found that just by seeing a thumbnail puts a big smile on my face. Wow wow wow.
I like all the sounds he has made with his face.
Wow
"Whyd you shape them like worms?"
"No idea"
"Hes insane"
"Hey now"
Surprisingly very funny scene despite being so simple 😅😅
Scientist: help this guy is insane and I'm in his basement making weird chewy things
"He threatened my family. You gotta help me"
"He's such a wacky science guy"
"Whoaa...
That was pretty wacky"
"Aaah"
@Mikky Renee berd reference??
You know a line is pure gold when it's followed by "i decided"
I've decided 😂
"How did you get the bees to do that?"
"Super easy. Barely an inconvenience."
2:58 - The line delivery on "Baby" is my favourite part of today.
Breaking news: Twitter is trending with a hastag justice for science guy.
Facebook is putting science filters in responce. #WePrayForScienceGuy
“Yeah, yeah, good food that we’re finished eating.” - Ryan 2020
(Best quote ever)
Looks like someone wanted to comment something early, yet knew nothing about the video yet, so he commented a random quote from the beginning
@@liavhanegbi2729 shh... don’t share my secret!
the sound the science guy makes after the guy says "that was pretty whacky" is literally a mood
I think my favourite comedic touch he does is the little stumbling, self-interruption thing. It’s real feeling haha
Me: Doing stuff in online school
Ryan: Hi hello, I am going to post a new video I decided
Me: Aw dang it *Logs off zoom as discreetly as possible*
I wonder what Ryan’s IQ is he seem very intelligent with his words?
He must have at least 95-100 IQ
IQ doesn't equate to intelligence but ok
@@prasad530 That's an A+ level brian.
Knowing Ryan's IQ is tight
You're right! He probably does have an IQ
Going to call honey “bee vomit” from now on
Apian vomitus
They poke holes in doughnuts, bagels and life savers to use less material for the same diameter. It's an alternative method to using 50% baking powder in all the baked goods in order to literally inflate their size but not the mass. Deception is TIGHT!
I want "the first guy ever to charge money"
Like "oh hey I'm not accepting your crops for my crops anymore if you want my crops you'll have to give me some paper with a face on it"
You know, it's very nerdy to point this out, but that's actually a very interesting topic.
There's an excellent History of the United States audiobook/course by Gary Gallagher through The Great Courses that devotes a couple chapters talking about this idea of specie, paper money, and banks, and how all this affected society. Which is something I think most all of us just take for granted today.
I think he did that in another web series on Moving Minds where he plays an alien who doesn’t understand Earth stuff.
@@JGott0001 I think it was the Rothschilds, maybe the Rockerfellers, that basically invented money. They've done a good job
“So how’d you get bees to make this?”
“Oh they make it naturally, we just stole it from them”
“What!?”
“Yeah they make it to feed to their babies but we stole it because it tasted nice”
When you think of it that way.
🐝🥺
What If they decide to sue us for stealing it?
Symbiotic relationships (us providing perfect conditions for a species to thrive in order to harvest their... stuff) is probably the least destructive thing any species does for food so /:
@@andrewbrinkerhoff406 I mean yea, but we are also driving them to extinction in the wild so...... I feel like we still owe them a bit more
I watched all the Pitch Meetings and was sad 😢 Then I found these! YAAAAAY!
The first guy to ever tell a joke.
The first guy to ever talk to himself.
2:33 bones and ligma, too.
Ligma balls
This sounds like an alternate Willy Wonka biography
This guy is talented. Reminds me of the throw back comedy of BalloonShop. Very odd but clean. Love it.
The First Guy to Ever Have Appetizers would be an interesting one
"Hi, Hello. Would you like food before you decide what food you'd like?"
"How does that work?"
"We just have the food guy make other food for you to eat while you're deciding what food you'd like to eat"
"Wouldn't that be the same as having two meals?"
"No, because there's only like 4 options of food you can eat before you decide what food you can eat"
"oh"
"Yeah plus this way you'll finish sooner and spend more money, which is good for me because I like money and you not being here"
"but wont cooking all this extra food be a lot of hard work for the food guy?"
"Actually it'll be easy, barely an inconvenience."
"wow wow wow"
“Isn’t that right brain?” “I can’t see your brain.”
😂😂
"Sugar's good, what am I supposed to do?"
"Eat less of it."
~Ryan
Ryan never fails to make me laugh but I was really expecting to hear a gag about Maple Syrup! Love it 😊
My life in a couple of words “this seems problematic!”.
*insert big red flag parade from Alex Meyers here*
I maintain that Ryan gets funnier every single day. 😂✌
SO FLUFFING WHOLESOME
“But... it releases the fun brain chemical”
A small desert, after a healthy meal, spikes your blood sugar, which creates a feeling of fullness with more moderate meal portions. Normally it takes 20-30 minutes after eating a slow-digesting food to feel full. But with desert, you can skip to feeling full faster, with smaller portions. And the fullness of the healthy part of the meal comes online around the same time the sugar crashes, balancing each other out. Now if you also prime your digestive tract with some plant fiber before eating the rest of the food, then everything works even better.
It's interesting how 'right' they got things back in the day.
1:13 I felt that despair.
The way he says "i can't see your brain" somehow makes me think of jake and amir when amir says "we can't live in a muffin"
No one:
Ryan: What do you- What do you- What do you- What do you mean by sweet anyway? 0:26
I love the book title in the background: "Hi There Hello" XD And I thought bees crap out the honey.
This guy never fails to make you think something normal is weird
No, no! That's the point. Its NOT normal!
"All Naturale, baby"
too many people didn't get that
“I feel like I don’t need to blink anymore”
The best quote from Ryan George
A poem I made:
No one is first
No one will be
Just refresh the page
And then you will see
Your poem is tight. 😎
Love ur poem
Every time someone eat honey, I always look them in the eyes and ask them “how’s that bee’s vomit?”
Pretty good. I'm glad bees naturally produce excess amounts of it so we can safely harvest it without starving them of their delicious food.
Question 1: Why do you feel the need to try to ruin somebody else's joy?
Question 2: Did you know that the "bee regurgitation" bit is actually a common misconception and that bees actually have a small pouch near their mouths that they carry pollen and honey in and that the honey actually never enters the digestive system of the bees?
Question 3: Did you know that things don't actually taste less good depending on where they come from? So why even bring it up? See also question 1.
I love how he puts a commanding mustache over an already commanding mustache
Love the cookbook in the background with the title "Hi There Hello"
Ryan is the only person who can make ads fun
i like the "Hi There, Hello" on the book in the background
No one:
The Adstronaut: If someone asks you for a tissue, you can pull one outta your shoe and be like "H-here is a dry tissue for ya."
Funniest ad skit I've seen to date
Funnier than the one where he shoots a laser at his brother?
@@reuv8441 which video is that from?
@@dhbroad 1st guy to have a dream.
I love how the video is 4:20 minutes and we are talking about dopamine.
Thought it said desert and was very confused
I laughed out loud at "good brown stuff"
"i cant stress how little that matters to this conversation" I'm gonna use that 😂
“I can not stress how little that matters to this concept” was so accurate 💀
Ryan, if you ever need someone to talk to other than yourself, give me a call. I frequently talk to other versions of me as well. 🤣🤣
This is his many people want him to be in a movie
⬇
Even if he's the only actor👀
That odd circular one with sprinkles kind of reminds me of those bread bagle things
That “OH MY GOD” at the end was on point lmfao XD
I love the wacky science guy and want to see more of his/her(never know in the Ryan verse) wacky antics.
I love the part when he talks to his brain
...
Wow that kinda sounds like what an insane person would say 🤣 hahahahaha
Shhhhh don't worry about it brain shhhh you will always be my favorite hehe he ha hoo ahckckckckcdjeje hehehehe ha ha ah! Ah! AaAaHhH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry 😐 🧠
first guy to ever make a fireplace
“i have an idea”
“what”
“make a container out of metal and brick”
“sounds good”
“add some coal or wood”
“oh cool”
“then light the place on fire”
“what the hell?”
Arson isn’t good- they put you in a room for that
It's wonderful how I like Ryan George's video before even watching it.
"12 views and 370 likes"
RUclips is drunk on Mountain Dew.
It was the dessert
"40 views and 603 likes
Sometimes you do the dew, sometimes the dew does you.
I cannot believe you, as a Canadian, didn't include Maple syrup in the sweet stuff conversation
There's suspicions that the wacky science guy still hasn't been released.
sweeeet
0:48 who? Bill Nye The Science Guy? Lol.
Bob: Isn't that right brain?
Other Bob: I can't see your brain..
0:15 every time i'm at a restaurant and i want dessert
I'm gonna start saying that instead of "Anyone want desert?" going forward. 😂❤
True stuff about the gummies and how they’re made. Enjoy!