First Day As A Police Interrogator

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  • Опубликовано: 16 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 5 тыс.

  • @maxxdreadraulston1378
    @maxxdreadraulston1378 4 года назад +2560

    Their names are “Rookie detective” “Detective Investigator investigator” and “Friend Drugdealer”

    • @gametests
      @gametests 4 года назад +9

      Even Obama says "Earning money is super easy barely an Inconvenience" smell it on ma channel

    • @gametests
      @gametests 4 года назад +11

      And that's tight

    • @hades7010
      @hades7010 4 года назад +1

      Peasant Pug I checked out the vide, nice

    • @jakepauls8927
      @jakepauls8927 4 года назад +7

      Your friendly neighbourhood drug dealer.

    • @omega6125
      @omega6125 4 года назад +8

      "Detective Moustache"

  • @ItsAllGoodMan696
    @ItsAllGoodMan696 4 года назад +9832

    The only thing bigger than the mustache was the twist.

    • @satyamprakash7030
      @satyamprakash7030 4 года назад +80

      Coundnt agree more

    • @heribertogomez5191
      @heribertogomez5191 4 года назад +70

      " What twist" M. Night Shyamalan

    • @gametests
      @gametests 4 года назад +25

      Even Obama says "Earning money is super easy barely an Inconvenience." smell it on my channel.

    • @gdjeeral3534
      @gdjeeral3534 4 года назад +11

      699th like...

    • @lourdthebluefoxie
      @lourdthebluefoxie 4 года назад +9

      Yeah😅🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂

  • @trif0rce_the-h3r0
    @trif0rce_the-h3r0 4 года назад +4234

    Why do I feel like the Rookie is just Ryan being himself?

    • @JayTohab
      @JayTohab 4 года назад +30

      👆

    • @LetsPlayCrazy
      @LetsPlayCrazy 4 года назад +75

      "just Ryan"? Who is that?
      Like... is he the guy who filmed the workout video? No... I think his name was steve...
      Don't remember anyone called "Ryan" tho...

    • @weirdidiot4616
      @weirdidiot4616 4 года назад +45

      @@LetsPlayCrazy there is one dude called Ryan in the first guy to ever have names

    • @TheRedAzuki
      @TheRedAzuki 4 года назад +31

      @@weirdidiot4616 no, that's "Ryan Geroge", this is "Just Ryan"

    • @CygnusTheSilly
      @CygnusTheSilly 4 года назад +16

      @@TheRedAzuki maybe just Ryan is the secret identity of captain mockery

  • @illogicmath
    @illogicmath 3 года назад +6142

    I can't imagine how difficult it must be to find so many actors all with the same face.

  • @BluePlaysGames
    @BluePlaysGames 4 года назад +2806

    Hmmmm I didn’t realise that Shrek was the only one in the studio.

    • @huntedskelly
      @huntedskelly 4 года назад +68

      Yeah, I thought Shrek played Donkey because Shrek was the only one at the studio, but turns out Donkey was just CGI

    • @wireworks4252
      @wireworks4252 4 года назад +12

      What is he doing in the Ryan George Universe?

    • @KevinUchihaOG
      @KevinUchihaOG 4 года назад +14

      i didn't realize it was filmed in a studio, is it all green screen?

    • @wireworks4252
      @wireworks4252 4 года назад +5

      @@KevinUchihaOG Nope, the RGCU is totally real.

    • @C7B0RG844
      @C7B0RG844 4 года назад

      Pls report lynqsy on Instagram , he harms animals and posts on Instagram

  • @joshgregoire1484
    @joshgregoire1484 4 года назад +3846

    I love how there is a commanding moustache, over his already fairly commanding moustache

  • @spel9840
    @spel9840 4 года назад +574

    "What is drugs" is one of the best ways not to get arrested.

    • @gametests
      @gametests 4 года назад +4

      Even Obama says "Earning money is super easy barely an Inconvenience" smell it on ma channel

    • @alvideos2145
      @alvideos2145 4 года назад +13

      More like a way to start getting tazed XD who doesn't know what drugs is?

    • @3nertia
      @3nertia 4 года назад +7

      @@alvideos2145 I think it works if you start spouting a bunch of religious babble afterward :D

    • @zaidalvi-r2l
      @zaidalvi-r2l 4 месяца назад +4

      (act dumb)
      whos Morales?
      (not that dumb!)

    • @osheridan
      @osheridan 3 месяца назад +3

      It doesn't matter if you say yes or no to drugs, because if you talk to drugs, you're on drugs

  • @xedalpha1
    @xedalpha1 2 года назад +1780

    Officer Rookie is unironically the smartest guy in the RCU

  • @shinobix4925
    @shinobix4925 4 года назад +2806

    The guy really offered drugs to a police officer

    • @ErrorNumber404
      @ErrorNumber404 3 года назад +132

      The officer got him to be trusting

    • @amurape5497
      @amurape5497 3 года назад +76

      Actually a year ago in my country there was a party outside. They made a lot of noise so police came to send them home. There was a girl with a joint in her hand and she said to the the cop who asked them to turn off the music and get out: "Come on man, get a puff and chill out..."

    • @arethoserealgators7862
      @arethoserealgators7862 3 года назад +25

      @@amurape5497 I know he probably said no but I just need to make sure- did he take the offer or not?

    • @german9277
      @german9277 3 года назад

      @@amurape5497 0p

    • @amurape5497
      @amurape5497 3 года назад +15

      @@arethoserealgators7862 he didn't

  • @JohnMushitu
    @JohnMushitu 4 года назад +9203

    Ryan can make a whole movie by himself and it'd still be better than most of the stuff out there

    • @Mukation
      @Mukation 4 года назад +315

      "And in the end he does a backflip and snaps the bad guy's neck and saves the day"

    • @pinkmuffin9842
      @pinkmuffin9842 4 года назад +159

      Honestly, he plays the different people so well, I might actually forget that it is all just one person

    • @hoarder66
      @hoarder66 4 года назад +121

      @@pinkmuffin9842 hold on. U mean this wasn't 3 people?

    • @woohaa27
      @woohaa27 4 года назад +44

      Except for Shrek. BEST MOVIE EVER

    • @pinkmuffin9842
      @pinkmuffin9842 4 года назад +59

      @@hoarder66 I don't know man. They were disagreeing with each other, so they can't be the same person, so maybe you're right.

  • @TheTrueMorse64
    @TheTrueMorse64 4 года назад +8526

    Honestly wasn’t expecting Officer Rookie to be that good at the end there

    • @linklink3008
      @linklink3008 4 года назад +98

      Giant twist there

    • @jeldredge3946
      @jeldredge3946 4 года назад +79

      Never saw it coming

    • @Usario321
      @Usario321 4 года назад +43

      I definitely saw it coming lol but still laughed

    • @doorknob1518
      @doorknob1518 4 года назад +66

      its the old cop, new cop routine

    • @linklink3008
      @linklink3008 4 года назад +30

      @@Usario321 I have to admit I did not see it coming at all lol

  • @garypuckering7458
    @garypuckering7458 2 года назад +270

    The quick cuts between characters are so seamless that it makes this feel like a real conversation. At times it almost feels like there’s an overlap. Very impressive. And, of course, funny as always.

    • @vikiai4241
      @vikiai4241 2 года назад +43

      I think some time ago he posted a video (may have been on Pitch Meeting or here, don't recall) where he mentioned that he does slightly overlap the audio on edit to get that seamless effect. It is very cleverly done!

    • @RevanReborn3950BBY
      @RevanReborn3950BBY Год назад +9

      @@vikiai4241it was the 200th pitch meeting. The Pitch meetings pitch meeting

  • @shid_in_my_pant2849
    @shid_in_my_pant2849 4 года назад +22582

    Dude the ending was one of the biggest plot twists I’ve ever seen

    • @mrbomberholmes257
      @mrbomberholmes257 4 года назад +779

      Top 10 anime plot twists

    • @bullshark3771
      @bullshark3771 4 года назад +770

      I started to suspect officer rookie was playing a long con once the friendship trio thing came up and slightly suspected it during the shrek portion.

    • @corneliussnow3491
      @corneliussnow3491 4 года назад +566

      I signed in, just to like this comment. Ryan is better at plot twists than M night shamalongadingdong.

    • @shid_in_my_pant2849
      @shid_in_my_pant2849 4 года назад +85

      @@corneliussnow3491 lol

    • @Ilikeegg-i4y
      @Ilikeegg-i4y 4 года назад +29

      Yeah

  • @TheAHuman
    @TheAHuman 4 года назад +2367

    “Where are the drugs?”
    “I don’t know”
    *Understandable, have a great day*

    • @gametests
      @gametests 4 года назад +7

      Even Obama says "Earning money is super easy barely an Inconvenience." smell it on my channel.

    • @tretrefootball
      @tretrefootball 4 года назад +1

      Lol😂😂

    • @peterg76yt
      @peterg76yt 4 года назад +9

      "Did you forget to buy drugs?"
      "Yeah, yeah, yeah!"

    • @michaelgiovanni9533
      @michaelgiovanni9533 4 года назад +12

      'Look officer i need you to get off my back about this drugs thing'

    • @JoKn21
      @JoKn21 4 года назад +5

      What is drugs?

  • @huntedskelly
    @huntedskelly 4 года назад +1030

    aw man, that friendship was going places. Now it will just be the 1 Musketeer :(

    • @huntedskelly
      @huntedskelly 4 года назад +20

      Let's get an F in the chat

    • @zinxxo7202
      @zinxxo7202 4 года назад +4

      yo its huntedskelly I didn't know you watched Ryan George

    • @huntedskelly
      @huntedskelly 4 года назад +8

      @@zinxxo7202 If I'm gonna do comedy, I've gotta learn from the best

    • @the2ndone_290
      @the2ndone_290 4 года назад +4

      it’s the scratch dude woah

    • @timopper5488
      @timopper5488 4 года назад +10

      huntedskelly
      Nah, I have a feeling that Officer Rookie is still gonna be best friends with the drug dealer guy. Remember that they already bonded, and that stuff’s for life, no take backs.

  • @Egg_Sandwich1
    @Egg_Sandwich1 3 года назад +1013

    I guess the Gotham city police department ranks everyone based on mustaches. That’s why Jim Gordon is the commissioner

    • @CollazoProd
      @CollazoProd 3 года назад +21

      And this is why captain price is the captain of task force 141

    • @DrTae233
      @DrTae233 3 года назад +4

      Yeah

    • @horseoperamarker
      @horseoperamarker 3 года назад +2

      @@CollazoProd i was literally playing mw before watching this vid

    • @Domonocdoctor
      @Domonocdoctor 2 года назад +1

      haha dont watch gotham

    • @starflatinum683
      @starflatinum683 2 года назад +3

      It's a great system, I mean, look at Gotham, what a great and crime free city to live in.

  • @greta1614
    @greta1614 4 года назад +617

    " Do you have a criminal for me today?"
    " No, but this is my new bff."

    • @HelgaCavoli
      @HelgaCavoli 4 года назад +20

      Wow wow wow wow wow wow. Wow.

    • @singhatishkumar
      @singhatishkumar 4 года назад +4

      can you do that?

    • @singhatishkumar
      @singhatishkumar 4 года назад +4

      @@RosesAmbience ok ! Let me get off of that thing

    • @gametests
      @gametests 4 года назад

      Even Obama says "Earning money is super easy barely an Inconvenience." smell it on my channel.

    • @michaelfink64
      @michaelfink64 4 года назад

      "How are we going to find out where the drugs are?"
      "Actually, it's going to be super easy, barely an inconvenience."

  • @bigbeanlion6740
    @bigbeanlion6740 4 года назад +11970

    I like how you've taken all your shower thoughts and somehow turned them into a career.

    • @joda7697
      @joda7697 3 года назад +311

      And he's doing a great job.

    • @amyhoard1222
      @amyhoard1222 3 года назад +58

      Not a surprise since social distancing made keeping a job more challenging, unless you work alone : /

    • @rev0568
      @rev0568 3 года назад +167

      @@amyhoard1222 Considering he did it BEFORE social distancing, your attempt at a pessimistic comment doesn't hold up.

    • @redactedredacted8435
      @redactedredacted8435 3 года назад +90

      @@rev0568, that’s because “ it was super easy barely an inconvenience”🤣

    • @heisenberg1648
      @heisenberg1648 3 года назад +8

      @@amyhoard1222 What are you talking about?

  • @TalmageHowe
    @TalmageHowe 4 года назад +960

    “Oh, lying??? Man, this guy is good he’s sneaky.”😂😂

  • @jamessiebold5899
    @jamessiebold5899 3 года назад +301

    I'd watch a full length movie of Ryan's playing different characters.

  • @alejandroinc9575
    @alejandroinc9575 4 года назад +763

    “Wake up shrek I am making pancakes”
    -Ryan George 2020

    • @alicelorina8079
      @alicelorina8079 4 года назад +4

      I laughed so hard at that 😂😂😂

    • @Apollo-684
      @Apollo-684 4 года назад

      @Miles Cabrera yes everyone knows

    • @gametests
      @gametests 4 года назад +2

      Even Obama says "Earning money is super easy barely an Inconvenience" smell it on ma channel

    • @lincspace
      @lincspace 4 года назад +2

      Actually I believe Officer Rookie is the one that said this

    • @alejandroinc9575
      @alejandroinc9575 4 года назад

      LINCspace welp Officer Rookie saying stuff is tight

  • @shmigod1195
    @shmigod1195 4 года назад +7563

    Kinda selfish he doesn’t give credit to the other actors in the video

    • @tatxchu5915
      @tatxchu5915 4 года назад +219

      I know right?!

    • @exodustimes4266
      @exodustimes4266 4 года назад +301

      Well he is racist against people who wear hats

    • @meher.
      @meher. 4 года назад +166

      I smell an R/Wooooosh coming

    • @interstellar9145
      @interstellar9145 4 года назад +150

      The r/wooosh...I can feel it...so close...

    • @joshuajoe1419
      @joshuajoe1419 4 года назад +198

      BuT tHeRe Is OnLy OnE AcToR

  • @thezoid.withfreaky6204
    @thezoid.withfreaky6204 4 года назад +1527

    My friend was having a bad day, so I showed him a Ryan George video. Now he's happy.
    I guess you could say Ryan did a backflip, snapped the bad day's neck and saved the guy

  • @double.cheese.pumpkin
    @double.cheese.pumpkin 3 года назад +689

    Interrogator: "So how are we gonna get this guy?"
    The rookie: "It's super easy, barely an inconvenience."

    • @chanurar1494
      @chanurar1494 3 года назад +19

      Using lines from pitch meetings is tight!

    • @Roy28_29
      @Roy28_29 2 года назад +1

      so sad this comment is original and the reposted version is top comment

    • @jshrhrgahhuehtnmppl
      @jshrhrgahhuehtnmppl 2 года назад

      Oh really?

  • @guyincognito2851
    @guyincognito2851 4 года назад +7274

    The dislikes are from veteran police officers who still can't grow commanding mustaches.

    • @gametests
      @gametests 4 года назад +35

      Even Obama says "Earning money is super easy barely an Inconvenience" smell it on ma channel

    • @Blue-tz2pd
      @Blue-tz2pd 4 года назад +84

      @Elias Rivera like that guy above you talking about obama, money, and advertising his channel?

    • @cooluke29
      @cooluke29 4 года назад +26

      @@Blue-tz2pd yes

    • @yourstruly8625
      @yourstruly8625 4 года назад +8

      Lol

    • @trin3052
      @trin3052 4 года назад +14

      @@gametests I hope your mustache leaves you like your parents

  • @abdullahambrose3145
    @abdullahambrose3145 4 года назад +3905

    In the Ryanverse, everyone loves Shrek, everyone’s favourite character is donkey, and everyone has 2 sisters... because they’re all Ryan.

    • @zemoxian
      @zemoxian 4 года назад +150

      Makes me think Ryan might actually have two sisters.

    • @darthmaul2629
      @darthmaul2629 3 года назад +31

      the ryverse

    • @felixroux
      @felixroux 3 года назад +79

      No, some of them are *clearly* Ryan with a fake moustache.

    • @TimoRutanen
      @TimoRutanen 3 года назад +12

      It's like the club you can't talk about.. everything actually happens to you.. and is you

    • @krispris4537
      @krispris4537 3 года назад +39

      Are the sisters Ryan too?

  • @adrielpahati185
    @adrielpahati185 4 года назад +3796

    Cops: So you have some drugs for us?
    Criminal: Yes sirs I do!
    Cops: Admitting crime on the first question is tight!

    • @adrianloveslucius
      @adrianloveslucius 4 года назад +44

      You win.

    • @potzblitz6577
      @potzblitz6577 4 года назад +51

      Sir I need you to get all the way off my back now please.

    • @Rayven-qp6ci
      @Rayven-qp6ci 4 года назад +22

      @@potzblitz6577 oh ill get off that thing

    • @TotallyHuman
      @TotallyHuman 4 года назад +18

      I will be honest, if a cop started referencing this channel I would play along even if I didn't commit a crime, then there'd be confusion.

    • @faizalabdulrahman4025
      @faizalabdulrahman4025 4 года назад +18

      Is it hard to find the drug?
      Its gonna be super easy, barely inconvenience

  • @chickenman6917
    @chickenman6917 3 года назад +158

    Plot Twist: Detective was on his first day and was learning from the rookie.

    • @dawnmoore9122
      @dawnmoore9122 2 года назад +1

      Now, were they using pseudonyms, or was it like Mr. Pickleseller who sold sandwiches with a pretty big pickle in them?

  • @dibbidydoo4318
    @dibbidydoo4318 4 года назад +5104

    Plot Twist: The guy with the commanding mustache is actually the rookie.

    • @EG-cm5th
      @EG-cm5th 4 года назад +86

      Headcanon Accepted :P

    • @nabilelias2310
      @nabilelias2310 4 года назад +211

      impossible he's mustache is too commanding

    • @zemoxian
      @zemoxian 4 года назад +130

      @@nabilelias2310
      I agree. They don’t hand out commanding mustaches like that to rookies. You need to put your time in and pay your dues. Walk the beat. Stare death in the face. Take your lumps. And a whole lot more clichés to get a mustache that commanding.

    • @everythingphenomenal6946
      @everythingphenomenal6946 4 года назад +21

      @@zemoxian and a good photoshop for when officers break the fourth wall

    • @thedarkjw6219
      @thedarkjw6219 4 года назад +2

      Just happened

  • @Rlp-Lash
    @Rlp-Lash 4 года назад +3420

    The twist at the end was so unexpected I was like ok almost over now then he is the smartest guy in the world

    • @GamerPony
      @GamerPony 3 года назад +65

      Major Jake Peralta energy

    • @FisherBros
      @FisherBros 3 года назад +23

      Nice, a Brooklyn 99 reference

    • @Rlp-Lash
      @Rlp-Lash 3 года назад +17

      I came back to this video three months later and then I looked at the comments and I noticed I made a comment so I read what it said and then I noticed I had 180!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! likes

    • @thehalohomies
      @thehalohomies 3 года назад +3

      @@GamerPony exactly

    • @Og_BlueToadFan913
      @Og_BlueToadFan913 3 года назад +8

      @@Rlp-Lash I’m pretty sure while the ad-stronaut was sponsoring back on Earth the rookie ate a sandwich with a pretty big pickle in it and then did a backflip snapped the bad guy’s neck and saved the day

  • @BethanyKay
    @BethanyKay 4 года назад +3017

    Love your content. So much awesomeness in one room.

    • @empebee
      @empebee 4 года назад +15

      Yeah, they're all such great actors!

    • @JoseYTPlayz
      @JoseYTPlayz 4 года назад +3

      Yup

    • @umangjain5460
      @umangjain5460 4 года назад +7

      You mean 'in one guy'?

    • @MykusMcChrist
      @MykusMcChrist 4 года назад +8

      @@umangjain5460 No way, all of the guys in that room did great in this skit!

    • @DerrisDerrison
      @DerrisDerrison 4 года назад +5

      Brian Neubert and Ryan speaks for all of him.

  • @TheRealCanadianGeek
    @TheRealCanadianGeek 2 года назад +49

    You should make a weekly series with these characters, like Police Squad.

  • @HopeRock425
    @HopeRock425 4 года назад +835

    The way the guy gives himself away at the end is hilarious

    • @WarCows
      @WarCows 4 года назад +20

      That's actually why I liked the video

    • @ecobasetech4558
      @ecobasetech4558 4 года назад +18

      It was super easy....barely an inconvenience

    • @BananaWasTaken
      @BananaWasTaken 4 года назад +8

      Hope Rock all part of the rookie’s master plan

    • @gametests
      @gametests 4 года назад

      Even Obama says "Earning money is super easy barely an Inconvenience" smell it on ma channel

    • @boilingpoint3
      @boilingpoint3 4 года назад

      Wow wow wow wow spoiler much?

  • @alexbullett9151
    @alexbullett9151 4 года назад +1236

    Me trying to get anything done: “You think maybe we’re losing focus here?”
    Brain:”We might be”

  • @pollysey6577
    @pollysey6577 4 года назад +442

    “What is drugs?” my go to answer.

    • @mobettadenu1325
      @mobettadenu1325 4 года назад +4

      Everytime

    • @obuIisk
      @obuIisk 4 года назад +7

      Same I got a 10/10 on my maths test

    • @codclipz8454
      @codclipz8454 4 года назад +4

      First thing that popped up in my head is “what is love”

    • @yancylake2019
      @yancylake2019 4 года назад +4

      You know, the funniest part was when the Rookie said, "Got you, you son of a *****!" I mean, the whole video he was a sweet innocent guy and then wham!

    • @C.L.Hinton
      @C.L.Hinton 4 года назад

      @@codclipz8454 Dang you for that!

  • @nwsmith9
    @nwsmith9 3 года назад +34

    The delivery of "We might be" is one of my favorites from all his videos. Cracks me up every time

  • @raydunakin
    @raydunakin 4 года назад +2588

    3:46 Epic eye-roll!

  • @ethanfanelli
    @ethanfanelli 4 года назад +269

    I feel like "we're friends here" is the equivalent of when your Mom says "I wont get mad if you tell me"

    • @Crowley77
      @Crowley77 3 года назад +9

      And then beats you with a belt and with the metal part

    • @tright6
      @tright6 3 года назад +6

      @@Crowley77 dude are you ok?

    • @Crowley77
      @Crowley77 3 года назад +5

      @@tright6 no...I got beaten a lot ;-;

    • @evanqs9352
      @evanqs9352 3 года назад +1

      @@Crowley77 do u need to talk-

    • @brineoconnor7491
      @brineoconnor7491 3 года назад +1

      Biggest scam 9f my life

  • @hurkurtpubgmobil8721
    @hurkurtpubgmobil8721 3 года назад +2335

    "play dumb."
    -What iş drugs?!
    "Not THAT dumb!"

    • @ashwinathlye3338
      @ashwinathlye3338 3 года назад +45

      Got the reference! :D

    • @ilovecairns5181
      @ilovecairns5181 3 года назад +10

      how do you put the ç on the s

    • @eliasper2894
      @eliasper2894 3 года назад +22

      What’s this from? I remember it, but I can’t remember where.

    • @telocho
      @telocho 3 года назад +18

      The joke is even older, from the nineties. Bottom, S1E1 "Gas" They were stealing gas from the neighbour. The gasman was coming to their house. "What is gas"?

    • @boranates1320
      @boranates1320 3 года назад +3

      @@ilovecairns5181 like this : ş

  • @nickniehaus1763
    @nickniehaus1763 3 года назад +64

    “That’s far away from the actual quote”

  • @DezMarivette
    @DezMarivette 4 года назад +144

    Never doubt a Ryan interrogating another Ryan while a Ryan watches over. No one can pull the wool over Ryan's eyes.

    • @MarloSoBalJr
      @MarloSoBalJr 4 года назад +2

      But... wouldn't it be Ryan pulling the wool over himself 🤔

    • @HTEAcidRayne
      @HTEAcidRayne 4 года назад +2

      As I Ryan. I'm here to say; Yes. Absolutely. Yeah. That's exactly what happens. Like two sheep's worth of wool and some crying is sometimes involved. But a Ryan can always pull the wool over another Ryan's eyes.

  • @barnez5069
    @barnez5069 4 года назад +997

    "I have the most commanding Moustache so ill be leading the investigation."

    • @MasterKey2004
      @MasterKey2004 3 года назад +29

      Repeating a line from the vid is tight

    • @albert-wx2zp
      @albert-wx2zp 3 года назад +4

      hilarious

    • @Ck87JF
      @Ck87JF 3 года назад +7

      And yet the rookie was the one who ended up leading.

    • @ufoalien3274
      @ufoalien3274 3 года назад +7

      It's hilarious how he always connects mustaches with power or leadership.

    • @bob837
      @bob837 3 года назад +2

      why sick be leading the investigation

  • @starflame34
    @starflame34 3 года назад +7019

    *Detective Investigator:* "Getting the criminal to admit to where the drugs are is gonna be super hard."
    *Rookie:* "Actually it's gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience."

    • @caca9416
      @caca9416 3 года назад +43

      The screen rant thing

    • @ilovecairns5181
      @ilovecairns5181 3 года назад +16

      sup the Ryan jorje thing

    • @FisherBros
      @FisherBros 3 года назад +8

      Bro nice

    • @monke3387
      @monke3387 3 года назад +9

      Mini spoiler: "Rookie"*

    • @luisgomez8635
      @luisgomez8635 3 года назад +37

      Dude, what a dumb line. That'll never catch on or go anywhere.

  • @kennn30
    @kennn30 3 года назад +49

    "My name is Detective Investigator I have the most commanding mustache in the room so I'll be leading this integration"
    Are you sure about that?

  • @jrsydvl7218
    @jrsydvl7218 4 года назад +561

    First guy to be a doctor
    Dr "Okay, lie down while I cut into you."
    Guy "I don't think I like that idea"

    • @wrpro7495
      @wrpro7495 4 года назад +16

      Maybe surgeon instead of doctor

    • @skylerruin
      @skylerruin 4 года назад +7

      @@wrpro7495 a surgeon is a doctor if he isn't mistaken

    • @MarloSoBalJr
      @MarloSoBalJr 4 года назад +11

      "I'm gonna penetrate you and this may hurt..."
      "Not sure about that! I think I need to call my lawyer Ryan & Law"

    • @justinb7707
      @justinb7707 4 года назад +3

      Yeah we all know they meant medical doctor but in theory that could a person with a doctorate in art cutting the guy. Lol

    • @melviness4769
      @melviness4769 4 года назад +6

      @@skylerruin but not all doctors perform surgery so surgeon is more appropriate.

  • @novanironstine6359
    @novanironstine6359 4 года назад +1034

    Junior detective: "..did you know that's CGI, that's not a real donkey"
    Bad Guy: "Oh"
    😂😂😂

    • @yourtechjohn
      @yourtechjohn 4 года назад +33

      The only one that wasn't CGI was Shrek (I think).

    • @apersonwhomayormaynotexist9868
      @apersonwhomayormaynotexist9868 4 года назад +16

      "Did you know you're just a character, you're not a real person"
      "Oh"

    • @gametests
      @gametests 4 года назад

      Even Obama says "Earning money is super easy barely an Inconvenience." smell it on my channel.

    • @wyattgalley675
      @wyattgalley675 4 года назад +3

      “shrek is the only not cgi character” or something

    • @rhea5076
      @rhea5076 4 года назад +3

      “Yeah, did you know that all the characters were CGI, the only one they actually had in the studio was Shrek”

  • @hindigente
    @hindigente 4 года назад +688

    They actually had to make Shrek in CGI too because he didn't show up in the chroma key.

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 4 года назад +6

      I feel like this post is underrated
      perhaps criminally so? ;-)
      but it's only been up 13 hr at this stage, so...
      Imma wait.

    • @gametests
      @gametests 4 года назад

      Even Obama says "Earning money is super easy barely an Inconvenience." smell it on my channel.

    • @raitchison
      @raitchison 4 года назад +6

      The tricky part was making a motion capture suit that fit Shrek.

    • @Ravn7
      @Ravn7 4 года назад +3

      They could use blue screen

    • @nomadaa5984
      @nomadaa5984 4 года назад +2

      Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey can you people please stop using the phrase ‘criminally underrated’ or any variation of it. It’s getting super repetitive and annoying.

  • @MissesWitch
    @MissesWitch 3 года назад +45

    That ending was amazing. That "head investigator" was totally beaten by the amateur rookie cop!

  • @christiniakollar8397
    @christiniakollar8397 4 года назад +571

    First guy to ever do a ride share
    “Give me money to get in my car”

    • @gametests
      @gametests 4 года назад +5

      Even Obama says "Earning money is super easy barely an Inconvenience" smell it on ma channel

    • @tones75675
      @tones75675 4 года назад +2

      First guy to milk a cow
      First guy to cuss

    • @alvideos2145
      @alvideos2145 4 года назад +11

      G1, "give me money, and get in my car" "Whoah, you're robbing me, AND kidnapping me?!""

    • @cyan311
      @cyan311 4 года назад +4

      I thought "taxi" was invented before this, no?

    • @cBe9999
      @cBe9999 4 года назад +5

      "Get in my car and make awkward small-talk; it'll help save the environment"

  • @jacobd1984
    @jacobd1984 4 года назад +908

    If Rookie keeps this up, he’s looking at getting promoted to a new name in no time.

    • @KrillLiberator
      @KrillLiberator 3 года назад +50

      Yeah, he'll have to come up with a whole new sound that his mother didn't give him at birth.

    • @SorowFame
      @SorowFame 3 года назад +50

      Maybe he’ll even get a commanding moustache.

    • @oiomgaming8130
      @oiomgaming8130 3 года назад +19

      @@KrillLiberator I hope he picks sofa..

    • @name_69420
      @name_69420 3 года назад +17

      @@oiomgaming8130 "eh" would be better ...

    • @oiomgaming8130
      @oiomgaming8130 3 года назад +11

      @@name_69420 true, or aaaAAAAAAAAA

  • @rahulmenon9530
    @rahulmenon9530 4 года назад +1760

    If the real life interrogations had been like:
    Police: Where are the drugs?
    Criminal: I don't know!
    Police: Fair enough

    • @if7723
      @if7723 4 года назад +41

      Police: Happy 72 hours of we can just hold you in a box.

    • @pvshka
      @pvshka 4 года назад +11

      Hmmm... Now I wanna hear Ryan do Batman impressions 🤔

    • @lorax8172
      @lorax8172 4 года назад +11

      Don't forget the cops threatening to have you raped in jail. Fairly common and barely an inconvenience...for the cops.

    • @randomusername284
      @randomusername284 4 года назад +6

      If Among us random would be police officers...

    • @Ron_Zone
      @Ron_Zone 4 года назад +13

      I need you to get ALL the way off my back about the drugs thing.
      Oh let me get off that thing!

  • @IkeVoodoo
    @IkeVoodoo 3 года назад +334

    "We can hang out at my place, i got a ton of drugs we can do", the cop: "Haha i've got you you son of a b***", biggest plot twist, ever

  • @kyhartley9292
    @kyhartley9292 4 года назад +928

    *gets the truth out after faking a friendship*
    Detective: “Wow, you’re good.”
    Interrogator: “It was actually super easy, barely an inconvenience.”

    • @gametests
      @gametests 4 года назад +5

      Even Obama says that I am making that video.

    • @dsjgfxxkhrx4050
      @dsjgfxxkhrx4050 4 года назад +5

      his name is detective interrogator

    • @Gasana_
      @Gasana_ 4 года назад

      I guess we both know who's getting the commanding officer moustache

    • @imimdanger9779
      @imimdanger9779 4 года назад

      Aww you said the thing

  • @andreimarkov3775
    @andreimarkov3775 4 года назад +295

    Do "First guy to ever have a signature"!
    This squiggle on some paper that vaguely looks like my name is going to represent me I decided, and if anyone were to replicate this squiggle exactly they could take everything I have.

    • @haveagoodmourning
      @haveagoodmourning 4 года назад +32

      Could they get put in a room for that?

    • @SheeplessNW6
      @SheeplessNW6 4 года назад +9

      This squiggle just says "Unemployed Bob"

    • @WitnessRAH
      @WitnessRAH 4 года назад +4

      Does it actually have to spell out your name?

    • @sodiboo
      @sodiboo 4 года назад +4

      Robert Hall nah just draw an exact circle

    • @ThisCanBePronounced
      @ThisCanBePronounced 4 года назад

      This actually sounds like a really good idea

  • @oriplaygames4515
    @oriplaygames4515 4 года назад +299

    The Ryan George that came up with this skit needs a promotion

    • @gametests
      @gametests 4 года назад +5

      Even Obama says "Earning money is super easy barely an Inconvenience." smell it on my channel.

    • @zacharywooden2113
      @zacharywooden2113 4 года назад +14

      Sorry, but the Ryan Georges are all CGI. The only actual Ryan George on the set is Ryan George.

    • @GOMnessstopmotions
      @GOMnessstopmotions 4 года назад +4

      Zachary Wooden really, now?

    • @keriford54
      @keriford54 4 года назад +4

      That Ryan never gets the credit he deserves

    • @sricharan9916
      @sricharan9916 4 года назад

      But they would be confused who to promote, because they all look the same.

  • @PiRhoManiacYTP
    @PiRhoManiacYTP 2 года назад +15

    My jaw dropped at the twist. That was incredible

  • @romicabhatia5519
    @romicabhatia5519 4 года назад +5501

    Then Officer Rookie did a backflip, snapped the bad guy's neck, and saved the day.

    • @Zavikacraft
      @Zavikacraft 4 года назад +37

      Yes

    • @desmondbrown2813
      @desmondbrown2813 4 года назад +231

      Using references to skits on other skits is tight.

    • @nick669
      @nick669 4 года назад +41

      This type of comment is timeless..!

    • @MrYeet69
      @MrYeet69 4 года назад +26

      But then who would interrogate him so they could put him in a room

    • @longboardstudios8439
      @longboardstudios8439 4 года назад +35

      It would be super easy barely a inconvenience

  • @crinklyonion1410
    @crinklyonion1410 3 года назад +516

    Had us on the first half, not gonna lie.

    • @itayker22
      @itayker22 3 года назад +2

      LMAO

    • @TheCronq
      @TheCronq 3 года назад +2

      Would like but at 69

    • @ceptemzorpus
      @ceptemzorpus 3 года назад +13

      nah more like "had us on the first three quarters, not gonna lie"

    • @ceptemzorpus
      @ceptemzorpus 3 года назад +1

      @@TheCronq so?

    • @jordanvanes9420
      @jordanvanes9420 3 года назад

      @@ceptemzorpus is nice number

  • @spikejrb7572
    @spikejrb7572 4 года назад +326

    The two musketeers need a theme song:
    "The Pontiac Bandit, and Jake are cops..."

    • @Bee-ol1xr
      @Bee-ol1xr 4 года назад +22

      🎵 taking down crooks in the streets where they live 🎵

    • @Huntracony
      @Huntracony 4 года назад +11

      The name was already decided. They're called 'The Three Musketeers.' There only being two of them is just a coincidence.

    • @Baileh
      @Baileh 4 года назад +8

      R.I.P The talking police dog

    • @apersonwhomayormaynotexist9868
      @apersonwhomayormaynotexist9868 4 года назад +7

      Judy and Peralta are at it again
      Jokes on you they were always friends
      Now imma get my immunity
      The ghost of the talking dog haunts the preeecinct

    • @wolvezpack4366
      @wolvezpack4366 4 года назад +6

      @@Bee-ol1xr "Flirting with girls who are hot for the badge... THERES A TALKING POLICE DOG THAT HELPS THEM SOLVE CRIMES!"

  • @quakees3360
    @quakees3360 3 года назад +141

    plot twist: They planned the whole friendship talk.

    • @srirampatnaik9164
      @srirampatnaik9164 3 года назад +3

      No shit Sherlock!

    • @Redmeteor200
      @Redmeteor200 7 месяцев назад +1

      I don't think so seeing as how the other Officer was surprised.

  • @apersonwhomayormaynotexist9868
    @apersonwhomayormaynotexist9868 4 года назад +467

    Ryans eyes actually look otherworldly in this, like purple

    • @theladyamalthea
      @theladyamalthea 3 года назад +38

      I’ve noticed that in a lot of his recent videos. Probably the lights he’s using.

    • @gm2407
      @gm2407 3 года назад +31

      Secret Targaryen.

    • @dingo1547
      @dingo1547 2 года назад

      @@gm2407 no he’s actually a Dayne.

    • @kaldo_kaldo
      @kaldo_kaldo 2 года назад +10

      It's the drugs

    • @vikiai4241
      @vikiai4241 2 года назад

      @@kaldo_kaldo The off-brand Spice must flow!

  • @ihazshort8093
    @ihazshort8093 4 года назад +635

    I've never heard of-what is drugs???
    Brilliant.

  • @AustinBricker
    @AustinBricker 4 года назад +409

    Im broken, laughing none stop, shrek was the only real one in the studio.

    • @josep754
      @josep754 3 года назад +4

      He was tho?

    • @moltenterror2135
      @moltenterror2135 3 года назад +1

      Yes that’s what he said

    • @ramasassi
      @ramasassi 3 года назад +1

      He's right, I mean love is real, Shrek is love, ergo...

    • @hamstersdailylife4938
      @hamstersdailylife4938 3 года назад +1

      Was the “I’m making pancakes” quote not real as well?

  • @Futureofforgottten
    @Futureofforgottten Год назад +49

    3:56 Rookie: AH WE GOT YOU, YOU SON OF A B**CH!
    Detective Investigator: OH HES GOOD-
    This part killed me

  • @richardevbuomwan8373
    @richardevbuomwan8373 4 года назад +206

    Was really hoping he'd call them "The Moustacheers"

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 4 года назад +1

      but as was clearly pointed out, only one of them has a moustache, so...

    • @richardevbuomwan8373
      @richardevbuomwan8373 4 года назад +4

      @@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 I believe the line was "..I have the *most commanding* moustache in the room.."

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 4 года назад

      @@richardevbuomwan8373 oh! I did not recall that, Dude...
      (sorry Big Lebowski)
      I think we can all agree it is the only one which counts, in this scenario, though... ;-)

    • @perfect10recaps
      @perfect10recaps 4 года назад +1

      Name of your new band - "The Moustacheers"

    • @gametests
      @gametests 4 года назад

      Even Obama says "Earning money is super easy barely an Inconvenience." smell it on my channel.

  • @commotioncandle2463
    @commotioncandle2463 4 года назад +62

    I’d love if this was the start of a new series called “first day as” or something like that

  • @dontfearsilver
    @dontfearsilver 4 года назад +823

    Plot twist: Detective and Officer are their first names.

    • @pompkin2336
      @pompkin2336 4 года назад +22

      They aren’t?

    • @L00ww
      @L00ww 4 года назад +8

      no shit sherlock inspector

    • @meltingkrayons5830
      @meltingkrayons5830 4 года назад +6

      "Another one of the good guys, eh?"
      Shawn: "No, his first name is Detective."

    • @veskoklemens3087
      @veskoklemens3087 4 года назад +10

      Detective Officer and Officer Detective

    • @wireworks4252
      @wireworks4252 4 года назад

      Officer gets a more commanding mustache

  • @maximusaralieous1728
    @maximusaralieous1728 3 года назад +39

    The way this guy can act solo is pretty awesome, all the facial expressions with no one to feed off, hard to do.

    • @HelloImakecovers
      @HelloImakecovers 2 года назад +7

      What are you talking about? There were three actors here

  • @PMow-gm4hz
    @PMow-gm4hz 4 года назад +39

    This is my favorite channel it's so random, unique, and hilarious, and whenever I see a video from Ryan it instantly cheers me up!
    And as usual, his video does not disappoint.

  • @CodyMemer
    @CodyMemer 4 года назад +149

    I love how ryan puts a mustache over his mustache

  • @billc.2627
    @billc.2627 4 года назад +195

    So true, detective investigator, you do have the most commanding mustache in the room.
    Fake mustaches are TIGHT!

    • @spel9840
      @spel9840 4 года назад +3

      FAKE!?

    • @cenation53
      @cenation53 4 года назад +2

      Those are real manly facial hair man!

  • @teetbeezoon
    @teetbeezoon 3 года назад +81

    Seriously, I never saw the ending coming! I truly believed the rookie was a moron! That was just pure genius and very hilarious! It was barely an inconvenience to be crying from laughing too hard! 😏😂

  • @potzblitz6577
    @potzblitz6577 4 года назад +399

    That's actually not far off from how interrogations work in real life. I've heard a podcast lately where an investigator said that they do ask the suspect pretty informal questions like where they'd grown up or even what their interests were just to figure out how they behave when they're likely not lying. There's a great lot psychology going on.

    • @wisersamson9000
      @wisersamson9000 3 года назад +15

      Yeah, the psychology that frequently happens in interrogations causes false confessions and confessions under duress. Fantastic work police, keep it up. Use physical evidence? Nah fuck that, we can just put whoever we want in a tiny room, crank the heat or ac to uncomfortable levels, switch between extreme anger and benevolence, lie to the suspect that you already found conclusive and concrete evidence they committed the crime and tell them it's best to confess, lie and tell them it's not a big deal, lie and tell them it's a slap on the wrist if they confess right now, and keep fucking with for 12 hours or more.
      Ezpz, confession acquired! Good police work everyone!

    • @potzblitz6577
      @potzblitz6577 3 года назад +18

      @@wisersamson9000 Well yes, while I have absolutely no doubt about your statement and I'm aware of the oppressive system police officers generally operate in and incorporate, I gave the example of a German forensic. It's not allowed to interrogate people that way in Germany and surely not for minor offences. It's still an oppressive and violent system, but its symptoms are located differently.

    • @Numberonedaredevilfan
      @Numberonedaredevilfan 2 года назад +4

      This is a sketch though so I think it was only done for comedy. No need to go that deep into it

    • @jomerci2113
      @jomerci2113 2 года назад +1

      @@potzblitz6577 hä natürlich gibt es Polizeibefragungen? oder hab ich dich falsch verstanden?

    • @kingofgrim4761
      @kingofgrim4761 2 года назад

      Yeah it’s to get the brain moving and psychologically trap them, if they are answering ur questions no problem then all the sudden trip up or stop, sometimes they can even use that against them.
      This is why you never ever ever ever speak to the police, (interrogators especially) unless it’s to request a lawyer😊

  • @OirichEntertainment
    @OirichEntertainment 4 года назад +270

    You should always know...
    Ryan has the most commanding mustache.

    • @gametests
      @gametests 4 года назад +1

      Even Obama says "Earning money is super easy barely an Inconvenience" smell it on ma channel

  • @jaddaher3823
    @jaddaher3823 4 года назад +43

    The twist in Ryan's videos are better than any other big corporate movies

  • @Malkontent1003
    @Malkontent1003 3 года назад +11

    Oh wow. That was definitely the most tactically brilliant interrogation I've ever seen.

  • @PMow-gm4hz
    @PMow-gm4hz 4 года назад +156

    Ryan: I'm out here in adspace
    Me: Well if he's out, I'm in

    • @blueninja012
      @blueninja012 4 года назад +12

      if you're in then I'm out

    • @ryshow9118
      @ryshow9118 4 года назад +9

      Well, if P.Mow is in, I'm in.

    • @CygnusTheSilly
      @CygnusTheSilly 4 года назад +8

      @@ryshow9118 well if he's in I'm out

    • @Zero-111
      @Zero-111 4 года назад +7

      Well, if you're in, im out

    • @bullykojima3232
      @bullykojima3232 4 года назад +5

      @@Zero-111 if you're in , then i'm in

  • @yourcasualdemon
    @yourcasualdemon 4 года назад +188

    Ryan's extra mustache is perfect.

    • @allenlavine1351
      @allenlavine1351 4 года назад +2

      It was Super easy barely an inconvenience

    • @devbee7396
      @devbee7396 4 года назад

      Wait that was an extra moustache I thought it was a real one
      (Sarcasm)

    • @gametests
      @gametests 4 года назад

      Even Obama says "Earning money is super easy barely an Inconvenience" smell it on ma channel

  • @mandipcomedy561
    @mandipcomedy561 4 года назад +155

    is it only me or each time the detective said "Oh My God" moving his face away, i expected the sketch to end ?

    • @toqkaizogou1636
      @toqkaizogou1636 4 года назад +4

      Same.

    • @Kaze0088
      @Kaze0088 4 года назад +4

      *Upbeat outro interrupted by an explosion*
      “Hi there hello it’s me I’m the Adstronaut!”

    • @sehr.geheim
      @sehr.geheim 4 года назад

      That is what made the video so good and at the same time the only thing that irritates me about it

  • @prashil3k594
    @prashil3k594 3 года назад +30

    M Night's been real quiet since this came out

  • @sidhantwankhade953
    @sidhantwankhade953 4 года назад +307

    This is what Michael Scott would have done if he was a detective.

    • @apersonwhomayormaynotexist9868
      @apersonwhomayormaynotexist9868 4 года назад +8

      Nah, hes incapable of pretending this well, he'd break out laughing like halfway through and say he got them so good

    • @shaunthomas7921
      @shaunthomas7921 4 года назад +28

      @@apersonwhomayormaynotexist9868 have you seen the episode where he sold paper with Jan in chili's. He becomes your closest friend then convinces you to buy paper.

    • @apersonwhomayormaynotexist9868
      @apersonwhomayormaynotexist9868 4 года назад

      @@shaunthomas7921 so hes just Rick from community

    • @prcr364
      @prcr364 4 года назад +1

      @Cleo Borden Rick?

    • @toptenguy1
      @toptenguy1 4 года назад +1

      He'd just order some baby back ribs!

  • @HuslWusl
    @HuslWusl 3 года назад +44

    "They'll put you in a room." is one of my favorite sentences now

  • @wyvrusgriffion3948
    @wyvrusgriffion3948 4 года назад +171

    As a license criminologist myself, I know this is a satire but it would actually work in real life famously called Scharff-technique and created by Hanns Scharff during WW2

    • @christianmulligan9719
      @christianmulligan9719 4 года назад +21

      Which was improved upon in the early 70s, where they would show cartoons to criminals to extract information from them, famously called the Hanna-Barbara technique

    • @varianmetcalf8220
      @varianmetcalf8220 4 года назад +1

      @@christianmulligan9719 huh really

    • @mystacris
      @mystacris 4 года назад +3

      You forgot the "d" in licensed.

    • @hashtagyolo5675
      @hashtagyolo5675 4 года назад +10

      mystacris he’s a criminologist not an English teacher, give the man a brake

    • @cadenceframe2141
      @cadenceframe2141 4 года назад +6

      hashtagYOLO567 I see what you did there...

  • @Bertaut
    @Bertaut 3 года назад +37

    When you find a Ryan George sketch that you've somehow never seen before...

    • @TE000YT
      @TE000YT 3 года назад

      How?? Why?? WHO?? WHAT IS THIS VIDEO?!? THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!

  • @timopper5488
    @timopper5488 4 года назад +34

    I KNEW that Officer Rookie was gonna come through, commanding mustache or no.

  • @chickeninaburger5321
    @chickeninaburger5321 4 года назад +164

    The adstronaut is one of the few instances an ad will actually entertain me.

  • @boodyjacob9322
    @boodyjacob9322 4 года назад +40

    This really reminds me of that scene from The Office, where Michael Scott and Jan go to make a deal in a restaurant and it seems like Michael is being silly throughout the whole conversation, but he ends up succeeding because of his silliness and he impresses Jan.

    • @isaiahbarton7507
      @isaiahbarton7507 4 года назад

      Adam Cole bay bay

    • @aoikemono6414
      @aoikemono6414 4 года назад

      That was just dumb luck. Much like all his other achievements. Ditto for characters like Homer Simpson, which they even mock in the show frequently. It's not psychopath level manipulation and foresight.

    • @boodyjacob9322
      @boodyjacob9322 4 года назад +5

      @@aoikemono6414
      Gee Chill. It's just a TV show.
      But Michael is known to be a very successful Salesman despite his silly persona. It wasn't luck he knew what he was doing.

    • @toptenguy1
      @toptenguy1 4 года назад +6

      @@aoikemono6414 I think he knew what he was doing. He could feel that the business owner was more into personal relationships than straight up business figures.

    • @christopheredwards9904
      @christopheredwards9904 4 года назад

      @@aoikemono6414You just got double-whammied dude

  • @qzbnyv
    @qzbnyv 2 года назад +1

    I keep getting re-recommended Ryan’s videos that I’ve watched, but NEVER this one. I had to go search it. And I’m so glad I did.

  • @calebmurphy9406
    @calebmurphy9406 3 года назад +245

    "They made a whole donkey on a computer!"

    • @theimortal1974
      @theimortal1974 3 года назад +14

      but not shrek. cause ogre's really exist you know?

  • @turtlegamerut5152
    @turtlegamerut5152 4 года назад +20

    I wanna take the time to appreciate the fact that you put sponsors at the end of the video and not like randomly in the middle and you make them somewhat interesting

    • @gametests
      @gametests 4 года назад +1

      Even Obama says "Earning money is super easy barely an Inconvenience." smell it on my channel.

  • @garciavashchino1
    @garciavashchino1 4 года назад +376

    I'm picturing "The Prestige" and Ryan has a basement full of Ryan's in Salt Water. Grimm.

    • @gametests
      @gametests 4 года назад +4

      Even Obama says "Earning money is super easy barely an Inconvenience." smell it on my channel.

    • @Kaotiqua
      @Kaotiqua 4 года назад +13

      I think you meant grim. Grimm would make it a fairytale. Though... I mean, that would be fine, too.

    • @danielslack9114
      @danielslack9114 4 года назад +5

      We need a The Prestige pitch meeting.

    • @No_Pineapple1116
      @No_Pineapple1116 4 года назад +1

      What?

    • @mattpfarr6129
      @mattpfarr6129 4 года назад +4

      @@Kaotiqua Grimm tales are actually quite dark...so maybe that would actually fit

  • @mikeyorlando6665
    @mikeyorlando6665 Год назад +5

    This guy's mastered using facial expression to differentiate characters. Unironically an incredible actor.

  • @ИгорьКвестов
    @ИгорьКвестов 4 года назад +26

    Now HBO must cast Ryan for all roles in the following True Detective season.
    It will save them a whole lot of money, by the way

  • @poky7383
    @poky7383 4 года назад +34

    I would answer all of his questions he seems like a nice guy

  • @joelyt1682
    @joelyt1682 4 года назад +491

    How the hell does this piece of gold get dislikes?
    Good video Ryan.

    • @dooda9566
      @dooda9566 4 года назад +4

      bots

    • @devog1842
      @devog1842 4 года назад +6

      Every video gets a dislike, unless if it got a few views

    • @brookmcbrookerson7802
      @brookmcbrookerson7802 4 года назад +11

      People were laughing and accidentally hit the wrong button

    • @reallue
      @reallue 4 года назад +9

      Probably criminals & this hit a lil too close to home for them

    • @rome8180
      @rome8180 3 года назад +3

      People will dislike anything.

  • @4amlibra
    @4amlibra Год назад +7

    I’ve been binge-watching all Ryanverse content for over a week and am STILL getting blindsided by incredible plot-twists. *begins slow clap*

  • @Cuzjudd
    @Cuzjudd 4 года назад +50

    "You think maybe we're losing focus here?"
    "We might be!" 🤣🤣🤣
    Ohhh answering rhetorical questions like they're normal ones is tight!

  • @4rce556
    @4rce556 4 года назад +78

    First Person to look at the Sun.
    “Oh what’s that up there- OW MY EYESSS”

  • @piamaci
    @piamaci 4 года назад +80

    Do : the first guy to have plants in his house

    • @terrie3957
      @terrie3957 4 года назад +1

      Omg yes

    • @hellojari07
      @hellojari07 4 года назад

      ☘️🌱🌵🌷🌹🌻🌿🌼

    • @Machtyn
      @Machtyn 4 года назад +3

      And his friends have allergies to that plant.

    • @iliadnetfear2586
      @iliadnetfear2586 4 года назад +10

      Ryan: What are those?
      George: Oh! I took the growing stuff from outside and put it in the house!
      Ryan: Why would you do that, that makes absolutely no sense.
      George: Well, I thought it'd be nice to look at them and smell them and stuff.
      Ryan: Can't you just go outside and do that? There are plenty of growing stuff outside.
      George: Yeah, but this way I can make it, you know, m-my thing. These are my growing stuff. And people can look at them in my house and not have to go outside.
      Ryan: That's stupid.
      George: I also thought we could get more of them and put them in like every-all, all the places-rooms, all the rooms in the house.
      Ryan: Wait. You want MORE growing stuff in the house? I'm not even on board with one.
      George: Yeah, we can put them in the windows and in corners of the rooms, maybe even hang them from the ceilings.
      Ryan: How do you expect this one to even survive? Those things come out of the ground.
      George: Well I took that vase off the shelf in your room and filled it with ground and put the growing stuff inside of it and put it in the house.
      Ryan: That was my mother's ashes.
      George: I was also planning on dumping water in it Everytime it rained, or maybe forgetting to do that, and just see what happens.
      Ryan: You're going to kill it.
      George: I was also thinking I could make putting water in it someone else problems when you and I aren't here. Maybe give them a key or something.
      Ryan: So the growing stuff is that important to you that you want strangers coming into the house, while we're gone, and expect them to put water in the growing stuff and nothing else?
      George: Sounds a little silly?
      Ryan: I gave up on it when I saw growing stuff in the house, I'm just gonna fight ya on this.

    • @Machtyn
      @Machtyn 4 года назад +3

      @@iliadnetfear2586 Instead of "You're going to kill it." Perhaps it should be, "You're going to make it not growing stuff anymore."
      Nice work, btw.

  • @tonytherestful3481
    @tonytherestful3481 2 года назад +6

    love this channel! all this time later and the joke still hits without fail. great work!