First Day As A Police Interrogator
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Hmmmm I didn’t realise that Shrek was the only one in the studio.
Yeah, I thought Shrek played Donkey because Shrek was the only one at the studio, but turns out Donkey was just CGI
What is he doing in the Ryan George Universe?
i didn't realize it was filmed in a studio, is it all green screen?
@@KevinUchihaOG Nope, the RGCU is totally real.
Pls report lynqsy on Instagram , he harms animals and posts on Instagram
I love how there is a commanding moustache, over his already fairly commanding moustache
I was hoping for kenobi. Why are you here
It wasn't commanding enough, obviously
ProZD wants to know your location
Make-up's a union shop on this production.
Moustacheseption!
"What is drugs" is one of the best ways not to get arrested.
Even Obama says "Earning money is super easy barely an Inconvenience" smell it on ma channel
More like a way to start getting tazed XD who doesn't know what drugs is?
@@alvideos2145 I think it works if you start spouting a bunch of religious babble afterward :D
(act dumb)
whos Morales?
(not that dumb!)
It doesn't matter if you say yes or no to drugs, because if you talk to drugs, you're on drugs
I can't imagine how difficult it must be to find so many actors all with the same face.
Indeed
Its his brothers dude
CGI
Actually its super easy. Barely an inconvenience.
I'm starting to be convinced that these people are related.
Why do I feel like the Rookie is just Ryan being himself?
👆
"just Ryan"? Who is that?
Like... is he the guy who filmed the workout video? No... I think his name was steve...
Don't remember anyone called "Ryan" tho...
@@LetsPlayCrazy there is one dude called Ryan in the first guy to ever have names
@@weirdidiot4616 no, that's "Ryan Geroge", this is "Just Ryan"
@@TheRedAzuki maybe just Ryan is the secret identity of captain mockery
Honestly wasn’t expecting Officer Rookie to be that good at the end there
Giant twist there
Never saw it coming
I definitely saw it coming lol but still laughed
its the old cop, new cop routine
@@Usario321 I have to admit I did not see it coming at all lol
“Where are the drugs?”
“I don’t know”
*Understandable, have a great day*
Even Obama says "Earning money is super easy barely an Inconvenience." smell it on my channel.
Lol😂😂
"Did you forget to buy drugs?"
"Yeah, yeah, yeah!"
'Look officer i need you to get off my back about this drugs thing'
What is drugs?
I guess the Gotham city police department ranks everyone based on mustaches. That’s why Jim Gordon is the commissioner
And this is why captain price is the captain of task force 141
Yeah
@@CollazoProd i was literally playing mw before watching this vid
haha dont watch gotham
It's a great system, I mean, look at Gotham, what a great and crime free city to live in.
Their names are “Rookie detective” “Detective Investigator investigator” and “Friend Drugdealer”
Even Obama says "Earning money is super easy barely an Inconvenience" smell it on ma channel
And that's tight
Peasant Pug I checked out the vide, nice
Your friendly neighbourhood drug dealer.
"Detective Moustache"
I like how you've taken all your shower thoughts and somehow turned them into a career.
And he's doing a great job.
Not a surprise since social distancing made keeping a job more challenging, unless you work alone : /
@@amyhoard1222 Considering he did it BEFORE social distancing, your attempt at a pessimistic comment doesn't hold up.
@@rev0568, that’s because “ it was super easy barely an inconvenience”🤣
@@amyhoard1222 What are you talking about?
My friend was having a bad day, so I showed him a Ryan George video. Now he's happy.
I guess you could say Ryan did a backflip, snapped the bad day's neck and saved the guy
That was super easy barely an inconvience.
That was tight
Underated
@@late_8106 yeayeayea
super inconvenence barely an easy
Dude the ending was one of the biggest plot twists I’ve ever seen
Top 10 anime plot twists
I started to suspect officer rookie was playing a long con once the friendship trio thing came up and slightly suspected it during the shrek portion.
I signed in, just to like this comment. Ryan is better at plot twists than M night shamalongadingdong.
@@corneliussnow3491 lol
Yeah
First guy to ever do a ride share
“Give me money to get in my car”
Even Obama says "Earning money is super easy barely an Inconvenience" smell it on ma channel
First guy to milk a cow
First guy to cuss
G1, "give me money, and get in my car" "Whoah, you're robbing me, AND kidnapping me?!""
I thought "taxi" was invented before this, no?
"Get in my car and make awkward small-talk; it'll help save the environment"
Plot Twist: The guy with the commanding mustache is actually the rookie.
Headcanon Accepted :P
impossible he's mustache is too commanding
@@nabilelias2310
I agree. They don’t hand out commanding mustaches like that to rookies. You need to put your time in and pay your dues. Walk the beat. Stare death in the face. Take your lumps. And a whole lot more clichés to get a mustache that commanding.
@@zemoxian and a good photoshop for when officers break the fourth wall
Just happened
You should make a weekly series with these characters, like Police Squad.
Cops: So you have some drugs for us?
Criminal: Yes sirs I do!
Cops: Admitting crime on the first question is tight!
You win.
Sir I need you to get all the way off my back now please.
@@potzblitz6577 oh ill get off that thing
I will be honest, if a cop started referencing this channel I would play along even if I didn't commit a crime, then there'd be confusion.
Is it hard to find the drug?
Its gonna be super easy, barely inconvenience
"My name is Detective Investigator I have the most commanding mustache in the room so I'll be leading this integration"
Are you sure about that?
They actually had to make Shrek in CGI too because he didn't show up in the chroma key.
I feel like this post is underrated
perhaps criminally so? ;-)
but it's only been up 13 hr at this stage, so...
Imma wait.
Even Obama says "Earning money is super easy barely an Inconvenience." smell it on my channel.
The tricky part was making a motion capture suit that fit Shrek.
They could use blue screen
Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey can you people please stop using the phrase ‘criminally underrated’ or any variation of it. It’s getting super repetitive and annoying.
That ending was amazing. That "head investigator" was totally beaten by the amateur rookie cop!
"I have the most commanding Moustache so ill be leading the investigation."
Repeating a line from the vid is tight
hilarious
And yet the rookie was the one who ended up leading.
It's hilarious how he always connects mustaches with power or leadership.
why sick be leading the investigation
If Rookie keeps this up, he’s looking at getting promoted to a new name in no time.
Yeah, he'll have to come up with a whole new sound that his mother didn't give him at birth.
Maybe he’ll even get a commanding moustache.
@@KrillLiberator I hope he picks sofa..
@@oiomgaming8130 "eh" would be better ...
@@name_69420 true, or aaaAAAAAAAAA
The two musketeers need a theme song:
"The Pontiac Bandit, and Jake are cops..."
🎵 taking down crooks in the streets where they live 🎵
The name was already decided. They're called 'The Three Musketeers.' There only being two of them is just a coincidence.
R.I.P The talking police dog
Judy and Peralta are at it again
Jokes on you they were always friends
Now imma get my immunity
The ghost of the talking dog haunts the preeecinct
@@Bee-ol1xr "Flirting with girls who are hot for the badge... THERES A TALKING POLICE DOG THAT HELPS THEM SOLVE CRIMES!"
*gets the truth out after faking a friendship*
Detective: “Wow, you’re good.”
Interrogator: “It was actually super easy, barely an inconvenience.”
Even Obama says that I am making that video.
his name is detective interrogator
I guess we both know who's getting the commanding officer moustache
Aww you said the thing
Junior detective: "..did you know that's CGI, that's not a real donkey"
Bad Guy: "Oh"
😂😂😂
The only one that wasn't CGI was Shrek (I think).
"Did you know you're just a character, you're not a real person"
"Oh"
Even Obama says "Earning money is super easy barely an Inconvenience." smell it on my channel.
“shrek is the only not cgi character” or something
“Yeah, did you know that all the characters were CGI, the only one they actually had in the studio was Shrek”
This is my favorite channel it's so random, unique, and hilarious, and whenever I see a video from Ryan it instantly cheers me up!
And as usual, his video does not disappoint.
plot twist: They planned the whole friendship talk.
No shit Sherlock!
I don't think so seeing as how the other Officer was surprised.
Plot twist: Detective and Officer are their first names.
They aren’t?
no shit sherlock inspector
"Another one of the good guys, eh?"
Shawn: "No, his first name is Detective."
Detective Officer and Officer Detective
Officer gets a more commanding mustache
Im broken, laughing none stop, shrek was the only real one in the studio.
He was tho?
Yes that’s what he said
He's right, I mean love is real, Shrek is love, ergo...
Was the “I’m making pancakes” quote not real as well?
Ryan's extra mustache is perfect.
It was Super easy barely an inconvenience
Wait that was an extra moustache I thought it was a real one
(Sarcasm)
Even Obama says "Earning money is super easy barely an Inconvenience" smell it on ma channel
M Night's been real quiet since this came out
That's actually not far off from how interrogations work in real life. I've heard a podcast lately where an investigator said that they do ask the suspect pretty informal questions like where they'd grown up or even what their interests were just to figure out how they behave when they're likely not lying. There's a great lot psychology going on.
Yeah, the psychology that frequently happens in interrogations causes false confessions and confessions under duress. Fantastic work police, keep it up. Use physical evidence? Nah fuck that, we can just put whoever we want in a tiny room, crank the heat or ac to uncomfortable levels, switch between extreme anger and benevolence, lie to the suspect that you already found conclusive and concrete evidence they committed the crime and tell them it's best to confess, lie and tell them it's not a big deal, lie and tell them it's a slap on the wrist if they confess right now, and keep fucking with for 12 hours or more.
Ezpz, confession acquired! Good police work everyone!
@@wisersamson9000 Well yes, while I have absolutely no doubt about your statement and I'm aware of the oppressive system police officers generally operate in and incorporate, I gave the example of a German forensic. It's not allowed to interrogate people that way in Germany and surely not for minor offences. It's still an oppressive and violent system, but its symptoms are located differently.
This is a sketch though so I think it was only done for comedy. No need to go that deep into it
@@potzblitz6577 hä natürlich gibt es Polizeibefragungen? oder hab ich dich falsch verstanden?
Yeah it’s to get the brain moving and psychologically trap them, if they are answering ur questions no problem then all the sudden trip up or stop, sometimes they can even use that against them.
This is why you never ever ever ever speak to the police, (interrogators especially) unless it’s to request a lawyer😊
Oh wow. That was definitely the most tactically brilliant interrogation I've ever seen.
Then Officer Rookie did a backflip, snapped the bad guy's neck, and saved the day.
Yes
Using references to skits on other skits is tight.
This type of comment is timeless..!
But then who would interrogate him so they could put him in a room
It would be super easy barely a inconvenience
is it only me or each time the detective said "Oh My God" moving his face away, i expected the sketch to end ?
Same.
*Upbeat outro interrupted by an explosion*
“Hi there hello it’s me I’m the Adstronaut!”
That is what made the video so good and at the same time the only thing that irritates me about it
This guy's mastered using facial expression to differentiate characters. Unironically an incredible actor.
these plot twists are better then in M. Night's movies!
P P
Actually true.
Not exactly a high bar.
Even Obama says "Earning money is super easy barely an Inconvenience" smell it on ma channel
@@gametests 987554433
I’ve been binge-watching all Ryanverse content for over a week and am STILL getting blindsided by incredible plot-twists. *begins slow clap*
Basically, hierarchy in the RyanVerse is determined by moustaches.
Anybody else notice this?
I'm pretty sure George Ryan noticed it.
Officer Rookie built a bond between him and the criminal and then got the criminal to admit to having drugs without even having to ask. He's good. Very good.
How the hell does this piece of gold get dislikes?
Good video Ryan.
bots
Every video gets a dislike, unless if it got a few views
People were laughing and accidentally hit the wrong button
Probably criminals & this hit a lil too close to home for them
People will dislike anything.
Why do I feel like Rookie would make the PERFECT Impostor hunter?
We need a Ryan George gaming now
Ryan: Well did u kill him
Ryan: yes yes I confess
Ryan: well thanks ok you get to leave now
Even Obama says "Earning money is super easy barely an Inconvenience" smell it on ma channel
1:54 No idea why he does that sound there, but I love it.
Damn, the plot twist got me.
Even Obama says "Earning money is super easy barely an Inconvenience" smell it on ma channel
me too
Setting up a very real friendship would actually be beneficial, and be good for avoiding false confession risk.
Everyone: *Enjoying the video*
Me: Wait a second..... there isn’t a Shrek Pitch Meeting! Maybe this is a a tight hint!
Oh shit maybe the criminal got himself out of the crime world and got himself a job as a movie producer and the rookie quit his job to become a screenwriter
Shua_JK Yo is this the start of the Pitch meeting cinematic universe?
@Emilylpscatz U DESTROYED EVERYTHING
Oh, tight hints are... er... TIGHT!
Honestly, the rookie is way too clever.
It's too bit to in your case and yeah that's correct
@@CygnusTheSilly Thanks!
* Too.
@@cristhianmlr Thanks. Fixed it.
The reply section on your other comment section is Waco and also you right the rookie was tricking him the whole time
Trying to bond with the suspect is actually a really good strategy, the secrets could just slip out, or they would trust you, and tell you what they did.
"Most commanding mustache"... meant to be a joke, but accurately described the Indian law enforcement hierarchy.
That’s my new favorite thing
You learn something new every day hahaha
Oh learnt about that yesterday
It's true. Lol
Even Obama says "Earning money is super easy barely an Inconvenience." smell it on my channel.
love this channel! all this time later and the joke still hits without fail. great work!
The greatest display of good cop bad cop I've ever seen, he got me too.
I can't believe I fell for the rookie... making ME the rookie. OH WTF RYAN?!
That’s deep brah
0:10
"this is officer rookie, it's his first day."
"How ya doin'?"
"I-yea-I'm okay."
"OH, yo, he answered!"
that's me so hard. I get so happy when I'm not ignored.
Plot-twist: The police interrogator hasn't even walked in yet and this is footage of a criminal with split personality disorder arguing with themselves.
the real cops on the other side watching this suspect they caught for murder must be real confused then.
yikes
@@t6gear "wait, is he playing insanity card to avoid jail?
-Nah, I think he's actually insane"
That’s great!
Headcannon accepted.
My take away from this is that crimes are a great way to make friends!
AND: Cops like Shrek
I’m so glad they implemented the system made in “The first guy to ever commit a crime,” this universe is growing up so fast *sniffle*
Edit: also hope they caught that criminal and put him in a box
A box might be too small, so I say we put him in a room.
The rookie is only this good as he shaved his fierce moustache to go undercover
Helpful hint: If you're ever being interrogated and you're innocent you'll likely have the presence of mind to catch all the interrogator's attempts to manipulate you. DON'T CALL THEM ON IT. Apparently, even the good ones often have ego issues.
Always have a lawyer present, especially if your innocent.
My favorite tactic I have heard is the Susan Serandon tactic where you answer every question with the words Susan serandon.
Ohho! I wasn’t expecting a plot twist in the end nice touch Ryan!
Guy 1: wanna be friends
Guy 2: sure
Guy 1: great we can stay up late swapping manly stories and the morning
I'm making waffle.
It'll work as long as they both like parfait
Finally, for once. There's two Ryans that actually smart this time lol
"Put in a room" is such a funny crossover phrase I laugh at every time it's mentioned. 🤭
I thought it was just me.... I have no idea why, it's just funny.....
That twist at the end caught me of guard. Edit: thanks for the likes
Great video Ryan! I really enjoyed watching your first day as a police interrogator. Your dedication to your job and your professionalism really shine through. I'm sure you'll be a great asset to the team. Keep up the good work!
Shrek canonically exists in the Ryanverse meaning somewhere in it, there's a Ryan who directed it.
I wonder if shrek kinda looks like a green ryan george
@@ShadowLegend300 maybe it really is CGI but with one human character. kinda like Blues Clues but with Ryan George in greenface.
three years later and this is still my favorite
"the Usual Suspects has the biggest twi-"
Oh, he's good!!!
The real drugs were the friends we made along the way.
I love how Officer Rookie says "great"
He has a fake mustache on top of his mustache
I was surprised that Detective Investigator didn't realise how well Rookie was conducting the interrogation.
But it seems few people did.
Still, it was so satisfying when it payed off.
Although I was kind of expecting Rookie to take his new friend up on the offer before turning him in.
I watch all ryan's videos 10 times to get knowledge. Cuz I don't go college.
The detective with the more commanding mustache is me every single time my sister speaks.
1:08 Wtf - just as they said
"You think maybe we are loosing focus here?"
"We might be!"
the quality of my video went down to 144 and I even thought it was on purpose but no😂
Ryan, you're brilliant. Don't let anyone tell you differently.
Last time I was this early, the first man to ever marry was still married.
Wow, you're SO funny I forgot to laugh
@@francoomarlopezlopez same
@@francoomarlopezlopez Wow, you're unnecessarily rude and decided to take valuable time out of your day to be a jerk to some random person on the internet!
@@haveagoodmourning a jerk?
Are you 9?
I mean, to be honest, they're pretty scummy by commenting stuff for likes.
@@francoomarlopezlopez Commenting for likes is scummy...? Are YOU 9?
Whoever disliked was laughing to hard and acadently hig the dislike button.
It took me 3 seconds to understand your joke, which is a lot. Brilliant! Or dumb me, not sure.
And you accidentally hit the G key instead of the T key. I assume from laughing too hard.
@@williamwoodelf i didn't get it o_o
Dude that so runny 😂😂😂
I think you were laughing too hard too, because of acadently and hig
Ryan is so good at making ads that I watched one about a fragrance subscription service, and I don't even have a sense of smell.
4:06 I heard "spelling good is important to me" and I was very confused where the ad was going
lol well he has to spell scentbird
That plot twist was tight!
When a single man with a fake mustache and a green screen has better sketches than most fully funded Key and Peele
I mean its kind of a different genre in comedy . Key and peele , Ryan George , Brandon Rogers , Caleb City all are great .
@@bullykojima3232 I disagree.
@@JKurayami with what ?
I love this one, I'm returning from time and now and then and again.
Man. Fooled me not once, not twice, but THREE times.
2:48 Thought the video was over after “Oh for f**** sake”…
Kept going.
3:36 Thought FOR SURE the video was ending after “Oh my God”…
Kept. Going.
Ending took me by complete surprise… And his face terrified me! 😱 😂
Ryan, you totally broke the mold in this one.
Every version of Ryan is so damn adorable and likable!
Just started replaying LA Noire after 9 years about a week ago, and this is the second video in the last couple days to come out from people that I watch that's about detectives. Spooky.
What a twist. That is how good he on one his first assignment then criminals have something more to frat than Batman
That twist was so good I legit sprung up from a laying position in a fit of laughter
*Reading the title and looking at the thumbnail always cracks me up* 🤣
"I've never heard..... what is drugs?"
Britta : "Cut the crap Elroy!!!"
Having been dumb enough in the past to talk without an attorney present, I BEG you to bring "First Guy to Ever Be an Attorney" into the mix.
What did you do?
@@ultradude3447 Kidnapping Adult-Terror (Class B felony). It was essentially a DV charge I commited while blacked out on sedatives and off meds. I never hit or abused my wife, but moving ANYONE 5 feet or more and binding them to prevent movement meets the threshold for this charge in the state of Alabama. I've been sober more than two years now. I accept responsibility, I regret it, and I do all I can to make it right. But NEVER talk to investigators without legal counsel present.
"Frikin' donkey is my favorite"🤣
That ending! I was laugh-crying. So good!!!
The end genuinely caught me off guard 😂
this is funny and sad
where is my money
“They had us in the first half not gunna lie”
I love that the rookie is better then the veteran detectetive
The plot twist was great
I have the most commanding mustache so I’m in charge
That freaking twist though! You got some story-writing skills man!
Ryan is like a parallel universe Shyamalan, where the twists are actually good.