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  • @julienolke
    @julienolke  3 года назад +267

    If you enjoyed this sketch, please Like and Subscribe! 🥓🤠🤸‍♀️🏆🙆‍♀️

    • @jeffmoore2351
      @jeffmoore2351 3 года назад +5

      Is it hard debating with your non sensible self.

    • @diannebrett4074
      @diannebrett4074 3 года назад +5

      This is brilliant - you are brilliant!

    • @jeffmoore2351
      @jeffmoore2351 3 года назад +1

      @@diannebrett4074 its easy when you know how. Brilliance lies dormant in the heart of every soul.
      You just have to be brave enough to find out what that is for you. Jeff Moore

    • @BillAllanWorld
      @BillAllanWorld 3 года назад

      Liked and subscribed.

    • @king0ffoolz185
      @king0ffoolz185 3 года назад +1

      Keep on keeping in good madam,
      Hahahahaha

  • @KevinandLizGrogan
    @KevinandLizGrogan 4 года назад +2776

    I don’t care how wise or sage the advice, never trust a person who has a ziplock bag full of raisins.

    • @julienolke
      @julienolke  4 года назад +308

      facts!

    • @meredithjacques9348
      @meredithjacques9348 4 года назад +31

      Half full

    • @samstewart4444
      @samstewart4444 4 года назад +44

      OK, now you are getting personal. Back off or you get none of my humus.

    • @tuesdaywithanh
      @tuesdaywithanh 4 года назад +7

      I can do nothing but agree

    • @timopper5488
      @timopper5488 4 года назад +3

      Kevin and Liz Grogan
      You’re absolutely right. It’s far too hippie-ish.

  • @bethanymarble2049
    @bethanymarble2049 4 года назад +3276

    “I think you should take a break, have you tried having a kit kat?” 10/10 advice there

    • @marklewen4401
      @marklewen4401 4 года назад +31

      "Kit kats are my favorite candy unless im hanging out with more than 4 people"- mitch hedberg

    • @UTUBERAJ
      @UTUBERAJ 4 года назад +3

      This is best written skit of her. She good actress too

    • @levirodrigues9157
      @levirodrigues9157 4 года назад +1

      10/10 advertising hahah lol

    • @Gizziiusa
      @Gizziiusa 4 года назад +4

      why did you use a hyphen on kit kat ? there has never been a hyphen on kit kat, ever.

    • @xstorm_8_shadowx
      @xstorm_8_shadowx 4 года назад +3

      I think she needs to be satisfied so a snickers should do the trick....

  • @LeoStaley
    @LeoStaley 3 года назад +875

    Nobody's talking about how mirror Julie thinks Julie's dad is attractive

    • @azophi
      @azophi 3 года назад +77

      Sweet home alabama

    • @RafaelRamirez-vk4vu
      @RafaelRamirez-vk4vu 3 года назад +35

      Or how the one other guy might be an option if she steps out of her "league "

    • @NeilPBrady
      @NeilPBrady 3 года назад +23

      All girls look for father images especially if they had one.

    • @natejohnson1876
      @natejohnson1876 3 года назад +1

      @@azophi BAHAHAHHAGAGA

    • @Rama-zg3tj
      @Rama-zg3tj 3 года назад +35

      Because she’s a mirror-image of herself.. get it? She thinks the opposite of what Julie thinks.

  • @ermannomonforti8813
    @ermannomonforti8813 4 года назад +1095

    Mirror Julie is that friend that sees the situation you're in from a clear point of view and brutally exposes it to you, destroying all the comfortable convintions and illusions you made to yourself, which leads you in that limbo where you would like to say him/her to go to hell but you can't because you know he/she 's right

    • @solarprogeny6736
      @solarprogeny6736 4 года назад +25

      Use they instead of he/she...

    • @Shttyshorts
      @Shttyshorts 4 года назад +24

      ishei professor English, I heard you invented the language singlehanded

    • @Rithemofthenight
      @Rithemofthenight 4 года назад +17

      @@solarprogeny6736 CEO of grammar 😳

    • @ermannomonforti8813
      @ermannomonforti8813 4 года назад +22

      @@solarprogeny6736 I won't modify the comment because the heart would vanish, but I appreciate your correction and I'll try to not make the same error next time (English isn't my main language)

    • @kalimer0968
      @kalimer0968 4 года назад +8

      @@ermannomonforti8813 Don't worry too much about it. It's less of a mistake and more that you are making it a bit harder for yourself, than it needs to be.

  • @briannadau
    @briannadau 4 года назад +2102

    "I don't know, like double?"
    "DOUBLE, exactly."
    "Okay why double?"
    "For your standards, that's your favorite. Double standards"
    BRILLIANT.

    • @laxrules0320
      @laxrules0320 3 года назад +8

      Yes best line I've heard in a minute

    • @brennendehexe7934
      @brennendehexe7934 3 года назад +15

      I blame feminism

    • @robindhood9125
      @robindhood9125 3 года назад +9

      @@brennendehexe7934 So before feminism was a thing the world was perfect?

    • @brennendehexe7934
      @brennendehexe7934 3 года назад +23

      @@robindhood9125 nope but I blame feminism for these double standards. Feminism pushes women to see themselves as constant victims and never admit their own mistakes and even disregard the male point of view (male tears, male fragility)

    • @elaiza9330
      @elaiza9330 3 года назад +12

      @@brennendehexe7934 well technically feminism is supposed to be for equal rights for both genders. So both male and female should be able to express their opinions and be themselves without being judge. However, I do agree that feminism has been following that so much as just saying all men suck and judging them. But feminism itself isn’t bad, it’s the way actions people are doing and saying they are doing it in the name of feminism that is bad.

  • @PamelaJLamon
    @PamelaJLamon 4 года назад +720

    I love how Mirror Julie is painting her toenails with the same color polish that regular Julie is already wearing!

    • @NeilPBrady
      @NeilPBrady 3 года назад +18

      Never noticed that in the video. Priorities.

    • @yogeshagowda2013
      @yogeshagowda2013 3 года назад +6

      I didn't even notice her doing that stuff.

    • @amazinggrace5692
      @amazinggrace5692 3 года назад +4

      Lol I saw that too. I love this channel!

    • @kurtsudheim825
      @kurtsudheim825 3 года назад +3

      I was going to say this, it's a conscience time travel mind trip! She was surely high when she wrote this just not sure in what!

    • @karolmezzomo2083
      @karolmezzomo2083 3 года назад +8

      Also, how in the middle of the video they end up in the same position for some time

  • @bazilwreckerloughead
    @bazilwreckerloughead 4 года назад +684

    Not only was that SO funny, but lets take a moment to appreciate the editing & all the other technical aspects of it!

    • @julienolke
      @julienolke  4 года назад +112

      thank you!!!

    • @WillDanceAlone2U
      @WillDanceAlone2U 4 года назад +10

      It certainly is great work. The timing is perfect. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

    • @shyannestrength1452
      @shyannestrength1452 4 года назад +4

      Yessssssss
      Julie you're freaking amazing! Keep up the good work I love you!!❤

    • @flowersafeheart
      @flowersafeheart 4 года назад +3

      Wait, that's true, didn't think about that. I keep just forgetting and thinking it's two actresses in one scene.

    • @brianglendenning1632
      @brianglendenning1632 4 года назад +5

      The nail polish - nice touch..

  • @ivyrosen6269
    @ivyrosen6269 4 года назад +80

    "It could be worse, you could also be hungry" The truest phrase ever spoken

  • @chrisbcpack
    @chrisbcpack 4 года назад +2776

    "i'm pissed and tired and frustrated."
    -"well it could be worse, you could be hungry."
    how did you get my therapist to star in your video?

    • @julienolke
      @julienolke  4 года назад +196

      hahaha

    • @sage5530
      @sage5530 4 года назад +30

      oof that's rough buddy

    • @igavini12
      @igavini12 4 года назад +11

      @@sage5530 I'm hoping this is a zuko reference😂
      But if you not it's still an apt line😂😂

    • @sirdeadlock
      @sirdeadlock 4 года назад +9

      With respect, that kind of observation, while comedic, isn't objectively helpful.
      If your therapist is apt to jump to those fallacious logical connections, you two are either on very good terms or they don't know what they're doing.
      Example: if I have a problem with a front door being broken, mentioning that the back door works like adream is not immediately helpful.

    • @dovidspinrad5227
      @dovidspinrad5227 4 года назад +5

      Watching on a fast day, I feel this

  • @brobro7481
    @brobro7481 3 года назад +39

    "And I think you should take a break. Have you tried having a Kit Kat" I shouldn't have laughed this hard

  • @shreyasalur
    @shreyasalur 4 года назад +225

    Meanwhile in real life:
    *Happily married*

  • @seeingdragons4319
    @seeingdragons4319 4 года назад +72

    I just discovered Julie and her stuff is fantastic. Very, very impressed.

  • @StephSunshineArtistry
    @StephSunshineArtistry 4 года назад +462

    Violently throwing a thing I own, then immediately hurting myself on another thing I own.... most relatable thing I've ever seen on RUclips.

    • @bikewhorder
      @bikewhorder 4 года назад +3

      I was wondering if that was on purpose or if it just happened.

    • @jmk1962
      @jmk1962 4 года назад

      Truth

    • @Jimmy_Jones
      @Jimmy_Jones 4 года назад +1

      @@bikewhorder if it wasn't then that phone was at risk of multiple reshoots.

    • @skyounkin
      @skyounkin 4 года назад

      @@bikewhorder My question too... I could easily see that not being scripted.

    • @joobus-stoobus-magoobus
      @joobus-stoobus-magoobus 4 года назад

      For me, I usually throw a thing then hurt myself on the same thing.

  • @QuestionEverythingButWHY
    @QuestionEverythingButWHY 4 года назад +293

    “Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from.”
    ― Mae West

    • @julienolke
      @julienolke  4 года назад +41

      🤟

    • @hbhtcr5707
      @hbhtcr5707 4 года назад +10

      Wow...didn’t expect this type of self reflection rn lmao

    • @danielcuthbert961
      @danielcuthbert961 4 года назад +8

      Yourself

    • @canadiancop3967
      @canadiancop3967 4 года назад +18

      From other men's weird, mixed and confusing messages! 😂

    • @yoooyoyooo
      @yoooyoyooo 4 года назад +1

      From your own mind. From disapointment you are constantly falling in to because your expectations are not in tune with reality.

  • @QuestionEverythingButWHY
    @QuestionEverythingButWHY 4 года назад +145

    “The most painful thing is losing yourself in the process of loving someone too much, and forgetting that you are special too.”
    ― Ernest Hemingway

    • @howardcohen6817
      @howardcohen6817 4 года назад +1

      This is absolutely great, as long as you're in that process.

    • @alkhris
      @alkhris 4 года назад +1

      Thank you! I relate so much to this comment

    • @MilitairesSans
      @MilitairesSans 4 года назад +1

      Inspiring words from the same man that hunted U-boats with a machine gun and grenades.

    • @Macdaddy5539
      @Macdaddy5539 4 года назад

      I’m pretty sure Hemingway never said that. Sounds like tumblr to me.

  • @MichaelBuilds
    @MichaelBuilds 3 года назад +229

    Just came from Peters channel! You’re a phenomenal writer and actress! Can’t stop watching these videos! Subscribed immediately!

  • @ked8566
    @ked8566 4 года назад +2122

    When she licked the side of the wine glass to catch the drip I felt that

  • @mirazenker1203
    @mirazenker1203 4 года назад +73

    Literally the best acting on RUclips, so happy that I found your channel!

  • @hiltonian_1260
    @hiltonian_1260 4 года назад +430

    Julie’s secret weapon is that everything she does is the crystalline essence of truth about human behavior. We laugh because she nails us.

  • @Silas_Part_1
    @Silas_Part_1 4 года назад +801

    "All men?"
    "Yeah."
    "Even your dad?"
    "No obviously not my dad but I wouldn't date my dad."
    "Why'd you have to make it weird?"
    "You're the one who brought it up."
    "Well I personally find him very
    a t t r a c t i v e."
    "C a n y o u n o t d o t h a t?"

    • @gianttigerfilms
      @gianttigerfilms 4 года назад +9

      lmaoooo

    • @Tangly
      @Tangly 4 года назад +37

      Oh shit. Did you just watch the same video I just watched? That's crazy

    • @uabir8338
      @uabir8338 4 года назад +17

      Let's quote every single word from this video for a comment so that retards can gimme likes

    • @timopper5488
      @timopper5488 4 года назад +2

      Tangly
      I’m going to just start posting videos where I read all of the dialogue in Julie’s videos, verbatim.

    • @timopper5488
      @timopper5488 4 года назад +2

      MagicPlayz
      You’re right. I guess it just comes off a little strange when a person only quotes a line without stating something about it.

  • @SCX2k
    @SCX2k 4 года назад +201

    There is nothing on youtube that satifies me more than Julie's channel getting finally the recognition it deserves. Hail the COVID sketch!

    • @harrymonk70
      @harrymonk70 4 года назад +4

      Agree but how is she getting more recognition? More subs?
      She is such a talent and has great writers and producers on her team.
      It's clear to those who know her work that she is ready for prime time in some kind of format that shiwcases her talent. Sadly, Covid has most likely prevented any new shows being green lit.
      RUclips is the perfect platform FOR NOW for Julie but I would love to see what she could do with a budget and a studio behind her.

    • @bleedinghearts4768
      @bleedinghearts4768 4 года назад +6

      @@harrymonk70
      RUclips finally featured one of her videos. That's how I found this gem of a channel

    • @shyannestrength1452
      @shyannestrength1452 4 года назад +2

      She needs to be on SNL tho. THAT is the recognition she deserves!

  • @mosesmosestv
    @mosesmosestv 4 года назад +12

    "You know I tuned out for half of that and it still[...] sounds terrible". Honest friend

  • @TheOneSoulMate_
    @TheOneSoulMate_ 2 года назад +6

    Love that the mirror Julie seems to be bleaching her upper lip frequently. It’s just a funny image we men don’t see I guess. Then listening to her give drunk advice to herself. I wasn’t expecting Julie to cuss. That just made her too perfect! Not a potty mouth just when the moment kinda calls for it. Hilarious, smart, insightful, down to earth, talented and beautiful! Looks by the ring she is wearing, someone was smart enough to not let her get away! What a lucky guy! To be honest I have been laughing so hard binge watching all the videos I am not sure I could survive laughing this much all the time! 😂

  • @TravisPhipps01
    @TravisPhipps01 4 года назад +299

    I've been watching actors _try_ to act drunk for roughly 20 years, nobody does it as well as Julie Nolke. I have never seen an actor make it as believable as she does (and I'm including all academy award winners and nominees). She just nails it.
    Plus mirror Julie sure does lay down some wisdom.

    • @stuartlarkinmadtv
      @stuartlarkinmadtv 4 года назад +13

      What about John Dunsworth aka Jim Lahey from Trailerpark boys?

    • @jalderink
      @jalderink 4 года назад +31

      Who said she was acting? 😉

    • @slashtopher2193
      @slashtopher2193 4 года назад +4

      I'll bet Foster Brooks would give her a "thumb up". Only one, because there's a drink in his other hand.

    • @austenalgaier1122
      @austenalgaier1122 4 года назад

      And hot. :)

    • @Dafmeister1978
      @Dafmeister1978 4 года назад +2

      I'm not ruling out the possibility that Julie gets drunk to film mirror Julie.

  • @richardmattocks
    @richardmattocks 3 года назад +135

    I’d date mirror girl, she has her head on straight and always knows where to find the booze and M&M’s 🤣

    • @shaunpierce4174
      @shaunpierce4174 3 года назад +12

      And she burps like a real lady should

    • @JS-rv3et
      @JS-rv3et 3 года назад +6

      Why do women not understand men if they are SOOO SMART?
      Jesus trying to find a girl thats not corrupted by the stupid media magazine crap and whatever other nonsence is hard.
      Actually its impossible... only way to do that is to find one who hasnt been taught it yet .....🚓🚓🚔ohhhh shit gotta go

    • @destinychild4659
      @destinychild4659 3 года назад +5

      @@JS-rv3et And do men actually understand women? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @RideAcrossTheRiver
      @RideAcrossTheRiver 3 года назад +4

      @@destinychild4659 More than you know or can guess

    • @StarboyXL9
      @StarboyXL9 2 года назад +1

      @@destinychild4659 Some of us do yes, we keep trying to teach you younger guys but you're too busy either drowning in free sex that women throw your way OR drowning in your sorrows because women are all chasing Chad.

  • @mingyusunbaenim18
    @mingyusunbaenim18 4 года назад +134

    Admit it, discovering Julia Nolke is the one of the best things that happened to you during quarantine.

  • @TheSwabbyOne
    @TheSwabbyOne 2 года назад +4

    I just stumbled across your videos and I have been binge watching them. Being a man, I’m thoroughly enjoying the female perspective of love here. Great comedy too! Cheers!

  • @sreetamganguly3204
    @sreetamganguly3204 4 года назад +316

    If you ever find Miss Nolke talking to the mirror,
    Don't worry. She isn't crazy. She is just making another video.

    • @_2fcd_978
      @_2fcd_978 4 года назад +1

      Why not both?

    • @derekchristenson5711
      @derekchristenson5711 4 года назад +2

      How do I know which one is really her, and which one is the reflection? How do I know that it's not the reflection holding the camera??

  • @ILikeMoviesChannel
    @ILikeMoviesChannel 4 года назад +45

    For all Mirror Julie’s wisdom, I would’ve struggled way longer to get the word “double” from someone holding up two fingers...

    • @tren-d4116
      @tren-d4116 4 года назад

      Double was actually the first word I thought of after 2😆

  • @tobybartels8426
    @tobybartels8426 4 года назад +115

    Sad when a drunk person who doesn't really exist is wiser than you, eh?

    • @Brubarov
      @Brubarov 4 года назад +2

      Noo! That's her inner wise voice! :)

    • @daikovaxglore9239
      @daikovaxglore9239 4 года назад

      He he she has been defeated

  • @allisonschmitter8198
    @allisonschmitter8198 4 года назад +32

    The mirror character is now my favorite RUclips persona right now.

  • @dcworld4349
    @dcworld4349 4 года назад +8

    Just a general tip, not only for you but for every woman having trouble with men, it will probably help your dating life if you don't have a marriage ring around your finger. Tends to throw guys off and sends mixed messages.
    My bad joke aside you really are making some incredibly funny content and It's been a delight to just binge your channel from my hospital bed hooked up to morphine.

    • @perryh.5306
      @perryh.5306 Год назад

      Here in the States....A wedding ring on your finger doesn't mean anything to another man or women....

    • @dcworld4349
      @dcworld4349 Год назад

      @@perryh.5306 Well that tracks, your country is kind of weird, so the obsession with wanting people to get married in the end not meaning anything isn't too surprising.

    • @perryh.5306
      @perryh.5306 Год назад

      @DC World yep....here, Wearing a wedding ring or band, for males and females, you will get hit on more than not wearing one.

    • @dcworld4349
      @dcworld4349 Год назад

      @@perryh.5306 If I'm ever in the states on vacation looking for a hook up I'll keep that in mind. Find a pawnshop or something that has something cheap yet old looking.

  • @BlakeGrigsby
    @BlakeGrigsby 4 года назад +1126

    alright, not the right question to be asking here but... where did you get your bed?

    • @Verylengthyapple
      @Verylengthyapple 4 года назад +21

      HAH yes I second this question

    • @wandafull12
      @wandafull12 4 года назад +4

      I wondered the same thing. 🤣

    • @jondunmore4268
      @jondunmore4268 4 года назад +50

      Those beds are not good - you might knock body parts on that wooden edge - JUST LIKE JULIE DID HERE. I bet that was not in the script.

    • @Themathero
      @Themathero 4 года назад +7

      Ikea? Looks like one of those "clean" no nonsense Nordic designs.

    • @yazlo3858
      @yazlo3858 4 года назад +5

      From brian david gilbert. ain't nothin bad ever happened on that bed

  • @db5094
    @db5094 4 года назад +32

    The first 15 seconds are glorious moments of anger

    • @julienolke
      @julienolke  4 года назад +16

      i banged my elbow pretty good there... :P

    • @canadiancop3967
      @canadiancop3967 4 года назад

      @@julienolke oopse...

  • @weareharbinger914
    @weareharbinger914 4 года назад +4

    Communication is the cornerstone of any relationship,, trust is the foundation.

  • @Reikkomia
    @Reikkomia 4 года назад +79

    anyone else stressed out by the Nair mustache worrying that she's leaving it on too long???

  • @doug8718
    @doug8718 6 месяцев назад

    These videos are really a hoot...and also show a deeper meaning. I have yet to be disappointed by one.

  • @chocolatemuffin2926
    @chocolatemuffin2926 4 года назад +32

    I love mirror Julie.. She's like a wise drunk uncle 😂♥️

  • @losriosprofundos2113
    @losriosprofundos2113 2 года назад

    I don't know why I started watching these, but they're brilliant.

  • @catec.9088
    @catec.9088 4 года назад +11

    “I tuned out for half of that and I’m still exhausted.” 😂

  • @rsoftball14
    @rsoftball14 4 года назад

    Every time I need a good chuckle I watch your video's. The banter between your mirror and you is hilarious. It cracks my mirror guy up every time🤣😂😄🤪🤓

  • @a.a.h.s.2345
    @a.a.h.s.2345 4 года назад +90

    For some reason, Mirror Julie reminds me of Mathew McConaughey, and I mean that in the best way possible, lmao.

    • @Wayword
      @Wayword 4 года назад +3

      Loooool I feel you 😂 got that twang on it

    • @sunflowers2469
      @sunflowers2469 4 года назад +1

      mirror julie reminds me of a character maria bamford does. nooooo idea why. lol....

  • @michaelc7723
    @michaelc7723 4 года назад +15

    As always, great writing, great acting, great editing. Mirror Julie turning to her glass and licking it was a wonderful way of telling Julie she was not saying anything very significant. This lady has a wonderful range of nonverbal communication.

  • @desireer6915
    @desireer6915 2 года назад

    "You know I turned out for half of that and I'm already exhausted" 😂🤣

  • @Nuli_A
    @Nuli_A 4 года назад +17

    I love how she burps, licks the wine glass, spits out the M&Ms, and randomly has the moustache remover. Pure comic genius 😀

  • @inventgineer
    @inventgineer 3 года назад +3

    The "double standard" part definitely cracked me up XD.

  • @bkb757
    @bkb757 4 года назад +55

    A woman bringing up double standards and not writing off all men when they have their issues as well. I’m really happy to see this.

  • @SliceofAnime
    @SliceofAnime 4 года назад +21

    I’ve just discovered her and how have I been without this long this is top tier RUclips content
    Also Mirror Julie is peak human potential

  • @mikewells21
    @mikewells21 3 года назад

    “I tuned out for half of that and I’m exhausted“ 😂😂😂 Hilarious

  • @crazykenna
    @crazykenna 4 года назад +34

    Ah yes, the eternal struggle: Am I dying or am I just dehydrated?

  • @danielwilliams1231
    @danielwilliams1231 4 года назад +9

    You and Ryan George are the best things on the RUclips along with Mentally Mitch. Laughs and smiles and laughs and irony and smiles and the more laughs. All of you are the best people 👍🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻👍🏻

  • @karoletti
    @karoletti 4 года назад +7

    „Take your time, take a breathe - burb - ....“ Perfect timing. You re never to old for a well placed burbing joke. 🤣

  • @simonjack9699
    @simonjack9699 2 года назад

    I know right give her a break give her a piece of that Kit Kat bar😂😂😂

  • @Cadrid
    @Cadrid 4 года назад +28

    1:48 "I’m done with all guys, who are in my realm that I might date..."
    Oh, we’re cool then! I was starting to get a little worried, there.

  • @ashrafbakr3687
    @ashrafbakr3687 4 года назад +41

    YOUR ACTING IS SO GOOD I WATCHED THIS FOUR TIMES XDD

  • @CreativeMindsAudio
    @CreativeMindsAudio 4 года назад +6

    I was expecting a “so what you are gonna date women now” thing from mirror Julie.
    Great video as always. Didn’t expect it to be like this, but as usual dropping those truth bombs.

  • @jychilly
    @jychilly 4 года назад +14

    I want Drunk-Mirror-Julie to be MY life coach. I mean, admittedly, I really like the idea of free raisins, but that's only part of it.

  • @EyalShahar
    @EyalShahar 2 года назад +1

    I had a great laugh in a middle of a bad day. You are a gem!

  • @rynynk12
    @rynynk12 4 года назад +6

    That Kit-Kat joke caught me so off guard and took me so long to get that when it finally sank in I actually laughed out loud!

  • @taviagatanas
    @taviagatanas 3 года назад +1

    The "okayyy, okayyy, okayyyy" had me cackling lmao ily 😭😂

  • @illhill
    @illhill 4 года назад

    Idk how or why your videos got recommended to me but I'm subscribing. The comedy and editing makes it worth it.

  • @TS-yy6jb
    @TS-yy6jb 3 года назад +18

    Need a backstory for why mirror Julie is drunk all the time

    • @enquantoviajo
      @enquantoviajo 3 года назад +2

      It's because life is tough

    • @TS-yy6jb
      @TS-yy6jb 3 года назад +1

      @@enquantoviajo too simple. Sure Julie will spice it up and make it funny

    • @randomdude4049
      @randomdude4049 3 года назад

      Because she has to face herself everyday.

    • @RideAcrossTheRiver
      @RideAcrossTheRiver 3 года назад

      Booze buzz lowers your inhibitions.

  • @kazenosakura151
    @kazenosakura151 4 года назад +12

    I love these mirror advice talks. So funny, yet makes a lot of sense! Your skits are hilarious and creative in it's own right! Thanks for creating great videos and keeping us entertained while we are cooped up at home!

  • @johntomasik1555
    @johntomasik1555 3 года назад

    Always a great laugh from this lady. I wonder if she's as interesting in person as her material....reason I wonder is I dated a very popular local comedian, and she was boring as hell in person. She actually said she was going to use some of my humor in her act, and I'm no talent in the right brain area.

  • @PratishthaPatny
    @PratishthaPatny 3 года назад

    Hey, I'm a counsling studnet and this video totally reminds me of counselling sessions that we watch using for security REBT or CBT

    • @PratishthaPatny
      @PratishthaPatny 3 года назад

      *student. I think you'd be a great counselor, if you chose to :p

  • @m73m95
    @m73m95 4 года назад +304

    First time here. "Hey this chick is pretty funny"
    Julie "sorey"
    Me "and she's Canadian!"

    • @Soph_79
      @Soph_79 4 года назад +27

      Oh c'mon, you have to see Explaining Pandemic to my Past Self!

    • @Alsatiagent
      @Alsatiagent 4 года назад +1

      Please don't do that. It's embarrassing.

    • @AddBowIfGirl
      @AddBowIfGirl 4 года назад +2

      m73m95
      She’s a woman or a lady, not a “chick.”

    • @monkiram
      @monkiram 4 года назад

      @@Alsatiagent Do what?

    • @jenniferpearce1052
      @jenniferpearce1052 4 года назад

      @@AddBowIfGirl whatevs

  • @nexuslite
    @nexuslite 3 года назад

    Are you hungry I've got a bag of M&Ms turns out I don't like raisins! Absolutely amazing work.

  • @tektauron
    @tektauron 4 года назад +47

    "can't blame them".
    HAHAHAHAHA

  • @miki_cz
    @miki_cz 4 года назад +30

    Now the Instagram story (which I saw without sound) makes way more sense

  • @fraa888grindr6
    @fraa888grindr6 Год назад

    Sweet shorts and DRUNK JULIE!!! The perfect episode.

  • @stackablefxaffirmations2267
    @stackablefxaffirmations2267 3 года назад

    That reflection though... I felt that.

  • @jasonmedina550
    @jasonmedina550 4 года назад +5

    “Just be more clear about what you want.” 🤣

    • @samj1185
      @samj1185 3 года назад

      yeah, if only they knew.

  • @cbroui8
    @cbroui8 3 года назад +1

    I love these videos for the simple fact that every girl is both of them. We’ve got the idgaf side (licking the wine glass burping and spitting out raisins) and the I’m put together side. 🤣

  • @levelzanimations
    @levelzanimations 4 года назад +19

    When women look for men during a pandemic.
    "I'm done with it"

  • @AutumnOnFire
    @AutumnOnFire 4 года назад +45

    Just so we're clear, mirror Julie is *GOD.*

  • @Vonster1231
    @Vonster1231 3 года назад

    @julieNolke It's like 2:53am in America. Or better know as HELL. I just found you on youtube and I really needed this video. Thank You. I hope you have a great day :)

  • @graithtools8215
    @graithtools8215 4 года назад +16

    My takeaway: any time anyone says, "I'm done with men", there will be people who want to watch for the wrong reason.. don't be one of them.

    • @badik10
      @badik10 4 года назад +1

      What if it's someone that has also had trouble dating and comes in here furious but sees her being introspective and calling out her own bs so they walk away with the message of "I should get my own shit together before blaming others for not wanting to put up with my bs"?

    • @graithtools8215
      @graithtools8215 4 года назад

      @@badik10 Hey, if it's the right reason for them, who am I to judge?

  • @amodnargund95
    @amodnargund95 4 года назад +11

    Now we know that Rebecca was actually right.

  • @westleyanson
    @westleyanson Год назад

    “You be You Julie…but not too much You…Tone it back a little…Like maybe 10% You and 90% Me.”

  • @gijsv.m.5629
    @gijsv.m.5629 4 года назад +9

    Mirror-Julie is speaking facts

  • @AntonWongVideo
    @AntonWongVideo 4 года назад +27

    0:08 I'm guessing you actually accidentally banged your arm on the bed!
    they always say use the take where the stunt performer got hurt.😂

  • @kevindiaz3459
    @kevindiaz3459 2 года назад

    give me a break....give me a break...break me of a piece of that Kit Kat bar! LOL, nice one Julie.

  • @meenamjjawahar7498
    @meenamjjawahar7498 4 года назад +9

    that weird moment when you notice that you are sitting in same position as of that girl in mirror

  • @phodopussungorus
    @phodopussungorus 3 года назад

    I just discovered Ms. Nolke. She is awesome.

  • @yamigurl822
    @yamigurl822 3 года назад +2

    The way she screamed the F word is completely relatable

  • @bic.550
    @bic.550 4 года назад +7

    I love your vids Julie! I'm so glad you're making videos.

  • @jakeclark66
    @jakeclark66 4 года назад +25

    Spoiler alert: she’s really the drunk chick in the mirror. That’s who she’s really covering up 😝

  • @jamesoquinn9168
    @jamesoquinn9168 2 года назад

    God, this is so relatable. Because, guy or not, I'm totally being RL Julie. Most of what Drunk Julie is saying applies to me too. And I do recognize that I'm the heel in my own melodrama. And I know, I'll have to give my broken expectations before I can get back out there. I'm just hurt and angry. And I just more time to cool off.

  • @nadeenmohiar6193
    @nadeenmohiar6193 4 года назад +90

    She did mirror julie before filming the other one, cus the blue nail polish wasn’t there yet
    I’m such a genius 😌

    • @spiritlesswolf2029
      @spiritlesswolf2029 4 года назад

      They both have blue polish

    • @Melodyloveshorses1
      @Melodyloveshorses1 4 года назад

      I noticed that, too! Lol

    • @arikakarin2323
      @arikakarin2323 4 года назад +3

      She can washed it off

    • @samphyllobates4765
      @samphyllobates4765 4 года назад +6

      And I like the fact that it could be interpreted as a fixed ( in her ideas) Julie with already polished nail VS a more transient state where the polished nail and ideas about the situation are being explored.
      Or maybe I’m reading to much into it...I need mirror Julie for Perspective.

    • @jalderink
      @jalderink 4 года назад

      And sooo modest, even though 57 people have already pointed this out..

  • @LostSoulNexus
    @LostSoulNexus 2 года назад

    Think this is the most I've heard someone say KitKat without being sponsored by them 😆

  • @DB-kl6xs
    @DB-kl6xs 4 года назад +4

    My firs thought: Huh, funny how the opposite gender feels the same as I do. We all must be doing something wrong.
    Second though: Oh this isn´t a serious video, still relatable somehow
    Third thought: I need that magic personal advisor mirror
    By the end of the video I was actually smiling. So good! Loved it 😂👏💖
    Subbed straight away.

  • @rexhardesty
    @rexhardesty 3 года назад +1

    Love this dialog. Thank you.

  • @williss1192
    @williss1192 4 года назад +24

    Dam the double burned her! I’m shock. At first she seems like a lazy slouch but she spoke the truth and turned the conversation around! Haha

  • @davidhally2438
    @davidhally2438 3 года назад

    This girls a genius. Hilarious. All the best from sunny scotland. 😂😂😂

  • @BraceSabrah
    @BraceSabrah 4 года назад

    My attention was captured by 2 things. That kick ass bed and all that mirror wisdom lol

  • @somerandomguy3868
    @somerandomguy3868 4 года назад +9

    I confess I don't understand the dislikes, personally I think she's great, but people are different

  • @snahnicanfero
    @snahnicanfero 3 года назад

    You made raisins funny. You made me laugh. Thanks for that

  • @thomastrombone
    @thomastrombone Год назад

    Thanks, Julie. Needed that.

  • @RamblinRick_
    @RamblinRick_ 4 года назад +5

    A new Julie video always brightens my week. Sidebar: how could any man NOT want to be in a relationship with Julie? She's fun, clever, and has multiple personalities. It's like you're dating a different girl every day, and still remain monogamous.
    sidebar 2: When is the CBC going to see these videos and audition her for a sitcom? She's a triple-threat: a talented writer, wonderful comic actress (with a variety of characters), and, (let's get this out of the way), she's drop-dead gorgeous.