"APPLE PRODUCT LAUNCH" - A Bad Lip Reading
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- Опубликовано: 20 дек 2018
- Apple announces multiple new products in an attempt to expand the company's brand....
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*_The truth is when I was eight, I was twelve_*
Dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I howled 😂
J a c k s o n
@@arcallium nsakhssiwk You're the only one that noticed it
rekfjagroejqgf
when they release Handsome Anthony, mustache will be sold separately for $999
and wireless, so anybody who has the mustache with the chord has to buy a new one.
So will the “trip to the snow one palace” addition
I feel like without the mustache, however, it would just be "Anthony".
The mustache makes him handsome. Lol
but if he asks for jepetto, you MUST destroy him immediately.
I feel like this predicted mumbo jumbo’s future
"The truth is when i was 8, i was 12"
14 year olds: That's deep
The truth is when i was 14, i was 21
It is deep tho
As a certified 14 year old i must say it is deep
@@sillymonkey3364 I was 12 when I was 8.
r/im14andthisisdeep
“You could time switch four mini checkers into 1 weredonkey”
WTF?
Don't worry, the Apple Hole isn't portable yet.
*”Evil comes in round shapes”*
That's my favourite part 😂😂
LMAO! The graphic really made that one. With the Apple Hole and 4 checker pieces, you too can have a Weredonkey hahaha
Ik, I'd prefer a werepigeon, but life can't be perfect.
I'm sure Handsome Anthony is just a few years away from being a real product.
But will we have Sno-Cone Palaces by then?
And he costs $1200.
But apple isn't the company who's gonna make it.
Just remember: if he ever asks for Geppetto, you need to destroy him forcefully, first thing!
Mmm do you have a wiiish?
“Do you have a WIIIIIIIIIIIISH????
You didn't use caps lock or enough of the letter "I", sorry man.
I wish that my wish prince would give me seven diamonds
I wish I had an Apple Lickamaforbus
I wish for an Apple Windmill.
I wish I had an Apple Garfenafuten Tuten-juten Exiobalexis
“It has walnut spores”
*immediately shows chestnuts
😂
Actually, those look like hazlenuts
& not even real ones at that! *horse* chestnuts, which are totally inedible. Jeez, at least show actual walnuts.
“They’re really just a fancy touch, so we can trend set.”
@@Montu28 Wrong ._.
"The woman's name was Linda Foop. A loud Irish woman with hard tooth enamel." Such a heartwarming story. Thank you for this.
That's when I knew the judge could sense that I'm Roman!
That was my favorite.
Oddly specific
"Now we also have socks. Let me explain..."
NEVER EXPLAINS
Edit: Left this here for a year, came back and an entire small town liked it while I was gone. So, thanks!
They're socks.
@@carolecook1116 Well... It's Apple, they have to explain what's innovative about of their socks, their purpose and how to use them. 😂
Do you have a wiiiish?
@@leomessi7058 They can only be repaired with proprietary Apple thread.
@@rubiesncreme For real. 😂😂😂
“You stick a fork in it and then you hear a doorbell” I love this channel😂😂
Assuming same result if stick fork in ear or brain
coffee dood oh that was the “Apple steven fork-head” 😂😂😂😂
Do you have a wiiiish?
Idk why but I laughed really hard when he said that
I can't imagine a more useful product
“And that’s when I knew that the judge could sense that I’m Roman.”
I wanna hear the rest of that story.
i can sence...YOU ARE ..
@jaygopinath ROMAN!
The dude in the blue shirt just stopped talking about Apple products & started telling us his whole life story.
He got too frustrated by the Wish Prince malfunction
‘The dude in the blue shirt’ is Craig Federighi.
@@vedantchaudhari5385 Ok
His life story seems pretty interesting, tbh.
@@Handsomeanthony68 OH MY GOD ITS HANDSOME ANTHONY HIMSELF!
This is my favorite use of the Internet
My whole face hurts from laughing
Bryan Liguori I have a 12 pack now. Stomach. Hurting. 😂
Just like RUclips from 10 years ago ❤️
@@fbkensarhd5279 exactly! good old days of he Internet lol
You probably should get that checked
Do you have a wish?
"Truth is when I was eight, I was twelve. And I started work at the backgammon store." Man, that guy had an interesting childhood.
betheroo bro
I like how he worked at a store that exclusively sells Backgammon, No other board games, Just backgammon.
I hate how his story has such a cliff-hanger ending 😑. I wanna know more about the new guy who got into a fist fight and got sensed by a judge as a Roman. And what about the loud Irish lady with hard tooth enamel? Was she a customer? A coworker? A love interest? We'll never know.
Gotta say, I'd absolutely try a wing sauce called "Soul Snatcher"
"Mystery Colon" Oh God..
And it’s made my apple
Same.
@@S_W_ Yum yum
Aye aye Kevin sounds pretty spicy
"as you probably guessed you stick forks in it and then you hear a doorbell."
Well, duh. Why did he have to explain that?
Duh.
I just pictured having it by the front door with the fork just laying there on the doorstep. Weird and creepy!
@@neoroman0510 LMAO!
He did say "as you probably guessed."
For the noobs
“The truth is when I was 8, I was 12.”
This channel is gold😹
at age six i was born without a face
S Jester handsome Anthony
He was never a fellow 9 year old
video author nailed the supersized ego these maggots have; it could really make them say the weirdest things on stage for sure!
Only thing that made me laugh on that sketch.
"The Apple Garfenafuten Tuten--Juten Exiobalexis"
Rolls right off the tongue
IT DOES THO
Wish i had two
I'm tempted to tell you what it sorta does, mm-But it's really stumped a few of us
An invention from Rose Nylund's family??
try saying it 3 times in a row :-)))
Still makes me laugh uncontrollably years later, although I've watched it dozens of times. Just classic.
So this is basically what we would get if Elon Musk ran Apple instead of Tesla?
This and cheaper apple products.
No tesla is run by elon musk tats what he's trying to say
That burn was so hot, you should be in charge of the NASA launch pad.
@@Singurarity88 I guess the tesla isnt like 70k???
@@jaalan7896 30k - 40k for model3
“Now if he ever asks for Gipetto, you need to destroy him forcefully”
I’m dying 😂😂😂
@John Doe *_calm your hormones you creep_*
@John Doe Down, boy. Keep yourself together.
@John Doe I didn't mean to offend you. But if you want a girl then that's probably...NOT the best way to get attention. Sorry.
Because you didn't destroy your Handsome Anthony?
@John Doe Uumm...ok.😐
A hot wing called “Soul Snatcher” sounds like an experience I need to have.
Idk. Aye, aye Kevin seems to promise a creepy kind of interactivity
It sounds like it would be made with Carolina Reaper
Sounds like an experience I had with a Carolina Reaper. But I was dead from laughing here.
I'm shocked - shocked! - that no one is asking for the Mystery Colon hot wings.
It's gonna _take your breath away_
Amazon stole the Garfenafuten Tuten-Juten Exiobalexis idea and called it Alexa for short.
I REALLY want the apple DeBonk DeBonk. Having a musical can opener would be AMAZING!
@Nancy Trumpelosi Does it work with the apple spoon 1 or do I need to upgrade to the apple spoon 2 if my iBowl installed the latest SoupOS.
This thread made me lol
They just launch a real apple instead
Are you Jordan Peterson in disguise?
An apply and banana
kremit the frog you are everywhere xD just2good, kudz, here
kremit the frog you’re everywhere seriously wait...
Maybe there’s more then one
The Apple Apple. Comes in Gala and Granny Smith versions starting at $1999
Wish Prince is just my inner monologue anytime I'm trying to do something important
Vitace do you have a wiiiiiiisshhh?
GRANNTTTEEEDDDD!!! * rolls eyes *
"A loud Irish woman with hard tooth enamel,"
Why not just @ me?
Good news, they fixed the Gippetto bug in yesterday's update!
@mashuganah vinny Maybe he turned off the "Automatic Update" feature or forgot to connect it to wifi.
The upgrade requires that you update Windows 10, and then to the latest iTunes and then upload the Geppetto death match patch.
That's not a bug, it's a feature.
@@fergusfisher1315 I don't see the appeal of robot that tries to kill you after asking Gipetto. It was dangerous and irresponsible of Apple to release the Handsome Anthony when they did.
That sucks.
"As you can see it has walnut spores"
*Proceeds to show image of hazelnuts*
and Spores are a Fungal thing
Pretty sure those are chestnuts.
@@exumbra1399 some plants do have spores, but yeah, walnut trees do not.
Hazelnuts are walnut spores. Didn't you realize that ?
That’s not appropriate
As you may have guessed, you stick a fork in it and you hear a doorbell
*S T A B*
* Ding-dong *
ED S I might like to stick a fork in Handsome Anthony too
Lmao, I died laughing at that too
2:07 "So I intended to show you what it sorta does, mmmbut..." 😂 his face when he says that
The Apple Hole is where Mac Pro buyers feed all their money.
this comment hurts
Sounds pretty bitter tbh
LOL
Oh I see what you did there!
"They're really just a fancy touch so we can trend-set" is surprisingly on the nose.
"When I was 8, I was 12."
*>Top ten anime plot twists*
NanDa!!?
Underrated comment.
NANI?!
nah, that's normal. there are many female characters in anime that look on 12, but they really are over 18, so they are legal Mr. FBI I swear!!!
@@nieznajomy4398 Almost all those take place in Japan, anyway, where the FBI has no jurisdiction.
In short: it's awwwrite!
The " you could time switch 4 mini chess pieces into a wear donkey" is what got me
This is one of my all time favourites. Still makes me laugh every time I come back to it
Still curious as to what "Garfenafuten Tuten-Juten Exiobalexis" did to stump them?!
Just having that name probably stumped them.
Probably was cheap and provided lots of useful functions and included an audio jack.
It's just a tree stump.
Do you have a wiiiiish?
Just call it Garf Exi
"But if he ever asks for Geppetto, you need to destroy him first thing.. _forcibly_ it's *vital* "Ughkaaay
i thought that was hilarious hahaha
@@LeNoir679 rightly so, it was hilarious
Yeah..it was funny the first time.
"That's when I knew that the judge could sense that I'm Roman . . ."
"I'm excited to introduce the Steven Forkhead! As you probably guessed, you stick forks in it and then you hear a doorbell."
Ah, yes. Completely logical.
*It twists your skiiiin ok.*
*Apple fans: wooooooooo*
Camps outside apple store 2weeks before launch.
*SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!*
@@icecranberry2148 Love the futurama reference lol
It produces 50% more flaps
..........interesting
@@mohyim0280 not just innovation, it's REVOLUTIONARY!!
I'm actually watching this on the Apple Wish Prince 4+
Jack Skellington My iPhone has 458 ppi.
@Jack Skellington dude stop going into facts over a comment that is a joke
Do you have a wiiiiish?
The saddest part is the crowd there ACTUALLY WOULD still clap and cheer if that madness was being presented to them!
I think that is the running gag here. BLR videos are beautifully put together.
Warning: don't drink anything while this video plays in your background
Good advice
"The Truth is,when I was 8 I was 12"
Wtf?
Like the movie orphan 😂
H.S.N Tariq Well, Bob Dylan wrote...
Tim Cook would be like 'That's what I call innovation!'
It's like "today morning I got up at night "
the truth is, that when i was 8, i was 12
That was my favourite bit. :D
When I was 12 I had to say I was 10 to eat free
same vibes as "at age 6 i was born without a face"
@@entityfangs5560 OMG I thought the same thing!
what a revelation!
I really need to stop watching these when I should be trying to sleep 😂 omg
It's been a year and a half, and I'm still patiently waiting for my explanation of Apple Socks.
I'm still waiting for my Handsome Anthony and those soul snatching hot wings
You wear them and you ears get better otternet in the afternoons on Pluto
@@SapphireHeartTippy me too man😔
When you wear them and click the Apple logos on your ankles together it answers your calls hands free
@@Claire8483 omg! That's so handy for in the car😳
2:07 “So I intended to show you what it sorta does, but it’s really stumped a few of us.”
I find the idea of Apple having so much money and resources that they’re just randomly making things they don’t even understand or know the point of... hilarious.
AWS Vids
Thats the whole joke, thanks for explaining it /s
U sure you understood the video?
Uhh.. sir, are you sure you understand this entire video?
Good job, BLR.
AWS Vids Whooooosh snipers, take position, stand by...
I'm concerned about the coming influx of weredonkeys
We need to keep mini checkers out of the hands of criminals and the mentally ill
For real. It only takes four mini checkers to produce a weredonkey? That makes me uncomfortable.
@@TheRPGentleman With just one board, you could create 6 ware-donkeys. We're lucky that the Apple Hole isn't portable...
@@denverbeek Not yet, anyway...
@@MFO86 Not that it makes much of a difference. After all, it IS the world's fanciest tetra-fusion hole.
"When you stab it with a fork, you hear a doorbell."
Good to know, thank you.
The Wish Prince face is actually an old picture of a Victorian "moon with a face"
its fucking creepy
I suddenly feel the urge to become a waiter and greet all customers like the Apple Wish Prince.
*gives menu*
"MMM DO YOU HAVE A WIIIIISH?"
@Kay Kay sure, but MMM DO YOU HAVE A WIIIISH?
I wish your wish comes true
😂😂😂
GRANTED!
Definitely if it's the birthday of anyone at your tables!
This is just pure comedic genius, the kind of rare, beautiful thing that just keeps getting funnier the more you watch it and think about it...I can't stop laughing!
The scary thing is if Apple actually made these products, there will be people who will buy them without questioning its purpose or the price
THE TRUTH.... thanks for saying it.
I need that twisty skin.
You wouldn't want a mini-black hole that could time-switch four mini checkers into a were-donkey? Are you crazy?
bahh say the Crapple Sheeple. Ive said it before, say it again - if Apple had anything todo with Quibi, the Crapple sheeple wouldve praised it as greatest thing ever
@@janetownley overpriced crap. Known flaws ignored for sake of comestics. Yep the Steve Job's logic - who cares if catches on fire, reseat RAM by dropping laptop
Apple, wake up! These products are where the money is!
''when i was 8, i was 12.'' - Apple guy
This is the comment I was looking to like.
Thanks man for stealing my comment.
Tfw this is more innovative than the actual product launch
woah dana yi
Woaj.
Hello
"introducing the all new apple rubiks cube X. It's all white and exactly the same as the last 10 releases, but you'll spend over a grand on it anyway."
Hells to the yes. I know that I could use me a loud Irish woman with hard tooth enamel.
"but if he ever asks for Geppetto, then you need to destroy him forcefully first thing. It's vital okay." The doctors to my parents when I was born 😂
Everyone is hit and miss, they say. But I’ve yet to see a BLR miss.
A loud Irish woman with hard tooth enamel 😂😂😂
I died right there
@@gamaltk lmao me too!
I know her
I have good enamel. But I'm not Irish
I assume he learned the hard way... xd
Looking forward to getting a snow cone with Handsome Anthony !
Be careful tho if he asks for geppeto you're pretty much fucked.
I hope you'll destroy him if it comes to that..
"IF HE EVER ASKS FOR JEPETO, DESTROY HIM IMMEDIATELY!" -Apple Product Seller guy
“The truth is, when I was eight, I was twelve” -Alexander Hamilton on his death bed
the historical knowledge required to understand this joke is so specific and it has me rolling
I have a desperate need to know wtf this means
"Do you have a wiiiiiissssssshhhhh?"
"I wish Apple would make these silly things".
Well they made the apple watch isn't that stupid enough?
@@nothingsurprisesmeanymore The Apple Watch is actually really good. What is your point. Its not overpriced in anyway and it offers great value
Apple alread makes silly things for silly prices ..
And then?
@@ahmadjaber7546 The overpriced part is questionable
“Apple Toast.” is *a magnificent cinnamon toast*
And that's important today.
That sounds like something Apple would say though.
I want a refund my toast is burnt
You my good people..... are beautiful geniuses.
pssssst it's only one dude
Even better
@@brother10grim IKR???? and no one knows who 😂 i read in an article he is a music producer which explains the awesome music. i love this dude to pieces 😂 my daily dose of serotonin
"We're proud to present the Apple Skin Twist... It twists your skin!"
Who’s of thought!
Who doesn't want 50% more flaps?
And if you leave it on there you can surprise yourself!
OMG This is like million times better the actual footage lol
Oh yah.. Sorry for the confusion. By the way when are we lining up to get our hands on Handsome Anthony?? Can't wait to set up my tent!🤗
Best thing l've watched all week!! 🤣🤣🤣
@@cisforchristi2560 I laugh so hard as well. They are just getting better and better!!😂
These items are better than the iPhone.. where do you buy it?
Lmao yes it was
3:34 "A loud Irish woman with hard tooth enamel"
Made me laugh so hard because its so random!
welcome to bad lip reading
This is still one of the best videos available here in RUclips … i mean, am I Stupid to laugh so hard at this? I come here in a quarterly basis
No I'm here in Feb 2023 must have watched it half a dozen times over the years and it makes me literally LOL every time. Plus the comments are pure gold.
Nope you are normal😅
1:14 MkaAaay? 😏👀
I died 😂
😂 I actually thought the skin twist was real for a second, and then I remembered what channel this is
Wait... Its not real? 😮 I swear I've seen it before.
@Symmetrix I clicked as soon as I got the notification, goodness 😂
I'd buy it.
Can you guys send me the Apple Toast for an unboxing/review video?
lol I reckon there would be hardcore Apple fans who would buy this stuff
iPhonedo On the way with some Apple jam
They would, but much like the Apple Hole it's not portable yet.
iPhonedo stfu
I want the handsome Anthony
I lost it at the Were-Donkey
“Do you have a wish?” The effortless transition from slow-taking, soft-spoken, Zoloft executive to annoyed Zoloft executive was sublime. Felt like I was in a meeting.
Gotta get me one of those Apple Lickamaforbus's !!
Wait off 6 months, the next one will be better.
@@w0mblemania Right, the LickaYOURforbus.
Careful it contains meat.
if it was reasonably priced and signed by someone from bad lip reading, i would seriously buy that XD
KNOCK IT OFF, THIS IS SERIOUS
I hope someone makes a Wish Prince app just so I can annoy people with it! lol
Duelistjt do you have a wiiiiish?
@@wayneolsen8965 Do you have a wissshhh?
You mean you *WISH* someone makes a wish prince app, right?
Consider it done!!! I might come up with a Android and a iPhone version. HAHA!!!!
I really hope someone makes that app
Let’s talk about the Apple Garfenafuten Tuten-Juten Exiobalexis 💀💀💀
2:01 is it possible after watching this that one can stop laughing? 🤣
The apple skin twists are such a rip-off. So overpriced, and their battery life is way worse than the Samsung skin twists.
Bantam_ Studios there’s literally like two ppl that use google twists
Bantam_ Studios you know your stuff
I beg to differ, the apple skin twists were actually in beta testing BEFORE the Samsung skin twists was released. And the apple version is way cheaper than Samsung. Geez. Do your research *Ms. NIKKI!*
I think the Windows skin twists are the best. The give my skin six flaps in five minutes
Yo at least apple twist don’t explode
The thing is Apple could release all those stuff and present them onstage, and the audience would still be amazed 😂
Apple zealots are a scary bunch. Apple could infect them all with a deadly virus and they'd clap and blog about how amazing it is to be painfully dying.
lmao riiiiiiight
Apple Canopener that streams music. That's freaking legendary man oh my God I needed a good laugh.
"They're really just a fancy touch so we can trendset." I think Apple actually said this.
_"When I was 8, I was 12"_
- Apple guy, 2018
*Craig Federighi. You uneducated swine.
Handsome Anthony and the Wish Prince.... what a great band name
Aye Aye Kevin
Steven forkhead is my favourite
@@zeuxlaught2797 Steven Forkhead and the Skintwists?
sounds like a band that the only cool thing it has is the name :)
This is still hilarious 3 years later! Do you have a wish 😂
“You could time switch 4 mini checkers into one weardonkey”
weredonkey* like werewolf
not wear-donkey you can't wear donkies
@@smoothcriminal5650 Challenge accepted.
“HMMMM DO YOU HAVE A WIIIIIIIISHH?”
TomV23 GRRRRAAAANNTTEEEEEDDD
I was literally crying and couldn't breathe from laughing so hard at this point.... LOLOLOL
That's HILARIOUS dude!
Did you come up with that all on your own? If so, bravo!
psygn0sis yo shut the fuck up. If you have a problem you should just fuck off. We are just here joking around and you dumbass are worried about the originality of this joke. Do me a favor and fuck off
Handsome Anthony...
I applaud you for using the correct number of periods to form an ellipses. 👏👏👏
Where do I send my money..! 😂
@@rib_rob_personal I applaud you for using the correct number of emojis to form an emojillipses.
I WANT ONE
Handsome Anthony needs his own shirt with matching mustache MERCH
"The woman's name was Linda Foop. A loud Irish woman, with hard tooth enamel!" - LOL!
2:56 “Tyler! Can you help me?” Lololol why did this make me laugh so hard
It's about time I had something practical to do with all my mini checkers.
This is BS. The old Tetra-Fusion Hole was much fancier.
Give it some time, it’s not portable yet.
Oh look an apple video finally has comments enabled 😂
😂😂😂
.. "dude, u'r a tech guy. is it really hard?" 😆
Apple Steven forkhead.
As you’ve probably guessed, you stick forks in it and then you hear a doorbell. Check it out.
Watching this is like a fever dream
Diptheria or cholera?
Soooooo true
"Socks. Let me explain." still kills me every time
Mystery Colon, Soul Snatcher and Aye Aye Kevin! I just cant... I am dying! 😂😂😂