"APPLE PRODUCT LAUNCH" - A Bad Lip Reading
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- Опубликовано: 12 сен 2024
- Apple announces multiple new products in an attempt to expand the company's brand....
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*_The truth is when I was eight, I was twelve_*
Dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I howled 😂
J a c k s o n
@@arcallium nsakhssiwk You're the only one that noticed it
rekfjagroejqgf
when they release Handsome Anthony, mustache will be sold separately for $999
and wireless, so anybody who has the mustache with the chord has to buy a new one.
So will the “trip to the snow one palace” addition
I feel like without the mustache, however, it would just be "Anthony".
The mustache makes him handsome. Lol
but if he asks for jepetto, you MUST destroy him immediately.
I feel like this predicted mumbo jumbo’s future
I'm sure Handsome Anthony is just a few years away from being a real product.
But will we have Sno-Cone Palaces by then?
And he costs $1200.
But apple isn't the company who's gonna make it.
Just remember: if he ever asks for Geppetto, you need to destroy him forcefully, first thing!
Mmm do you have a wiiish?
"The truth is when i was 8, i was 12"
14 year olds: That's deep
The truth is when i was 14, i was 21
It is deep tho
As a certified 14 year old i must say it is deep
@@sillymonkey3364 I was 12 when I was 8.
r/im14andthisisdeep
Still curious as to what "Garfenafuten Tuten-Juten Exiobalexis" did to stump them?!
Just having that name probably stumped them.
Probably was cheap and provided lots of useful functions and included an audio jack.
It's just a tree stump.
Do you have a wiiiiish?
Just call it Garf Exi
This is my favorite use of the Internet
My whole face hurts from laughing
Bryan Liguori I have a 12 pack now. Stomach. Hurting. 😂
Just like RUclips from 10 years ago ❤️
@@fbkensarhd5279 exactly! good old days of he Internet lol
You probably should get that checked
Do you have a wish?
"Truth is when I was eight, I was twelve. And I started work at the backgammon store." Man, that guy had an interesting childhood.
betheroo bro
I like how he worked at a store that exclusively sells Backgammon, No other board games, Just backgammon.
I hate how his story has such a cliff-hanger ending 😑. I wanna know more about the new guy who got into a fist fight and got sensed by a judge as a Roman. And what about the loud Irish lady with hard tooth enamel? Was she a customer? A coworker? A love interest? We'll never know.
"The woman's name was Linda Foop. A loud Irish woman with hard tooth enamel." Such a heartwarming story. Thank you for this.
That's when I knew the judge could sense that I'm Roman!
That was my favorite.
Oddly specific
“You stick a fork in it and then you hear a doorbell” I love this channel😂😂
Assuming same result if stick fork in ear or brain
coffee dood oh that was the “Apple steven fork-head” 😂😂😂😂
Do you have a wiiiish?
Idk why but I laughed really hard when he said that
I can't imagine a more useful product
"The Apple Garfenafuten Tuten--Juten Exiobalexis"
Rolls right off the tongue
IT DOES THO
Wish i had two
I'm tempted to tell you what it sorta does, mm-But it's really stumped a few of us
An invention from Rose Nylund's family??
try saying it 3 times in a row :-)))
“The truth is when I was 8, I was 12.”
This channel is gold😹
at age six i was born without a face
S Jester handsome Anthony
He was never a fellow 9 year old
video author nailed the supersized ego these maggots have; it could really make them say the weirdest things on stage for sure!
Only thing that made me laugh on that sketch.
“You could time switch four mini checkers into 1 weredonkey”
WTF?
Don't worry, the Apple Hole isn't portable yet.
*”Evil comes in round shapes”*
That's my favourite part 😂😂
LMAO! The graphic really made that one. With the Apple Hole and 4 checker pieces, you too can have a Weredonkey hahaha
Ik, I'd prefer a werepigeon, but life can't be perfect.
Wish Prince is just my inner monologue anytime I'm trying to do something important
Vitace do you have a wiiiiiiisshhh?
GRANNTTTEEEDDDD!!! * rolls eyes *
“It has walnut spores”
*immediately shows chestnuts
😂
Actually, those look like hazlenuts
& not even real ones at that! *horse* chestnuts, which are totally inedible. Jeez, at least show actual walnuts.
“They’re really just a fancy touch, so we can trend set.”
@@Montu28 Wrong ._.
“Now if he ever asks for Gipetto, you need to destroy him forcefully”
I’m dying 😂😂😂
@John Doe *_calm your hormones you creep_*
@John Doe Down, boy. Keep yourself together.
@John Doe I didn't mean to offend you. But if you want a girl then that's probably...NOT the best way to get attention. Sorry.
Because you didn't destroy your Handsome Anthony?
@John Doe Uumm...ok.😐
“And that’s when I knew that the judge could sense that I’m Roman.”
I wanna hear the rest of that story.
i can sence...YOU ARE ..
@jaygopinath ROMAN!
"They're really just a fancy touch so we can trend-set" is surprisingly on the nose.
A hot wing called “Soul Snatcher” sounds like an experience I need to have.
Idk. Aye, aye Kevin seems to promise a creepy kind of interactivity
It sounds like it would be made with Carolina Reaper
Sounds like an experience I had with a Carolina Reaper. But I was dead from laughing here.
I'm shocked - shocked! - that no one is asking for the Mystery Colon hot wings.
It's gonna _take your breath away_
“Do you have a WIIIIIIIIIIIISH????
You didn't use caps lock or enough of the letter "I", sorry man.
I wish that my wish prince would give me seven diamonds
I wish I had an Apple Lickamaforbus
I wish for an Apple Windmill.
I wish I had an Apple Garfenafuten Tuten-juten Exiobalexis
Gotta say, I'd absolutely try a wing sauce called "Soul Snatcher"
"Mystery Colon" Oh God..
And it’s made my apple
Same.
@@S_W_ Yum yum
Aye aye Kevin sounds pretty spicy
I'm actually watching this on the Apple Wish Prince 4+
Jack Skellington My iPhone has 458 ppi.
@Jack Skellington dude stop going into facts over a comment that is a joke
Do you have a wiiiiish?
"As you can see it has walnut spores"
*Proceeds to show image of hazelnuts*
and Spores are a Fungal thing
Pretty sure those are chestnuts.
@@exumbra1399 some plants do have spores, but yeah, walnut trees do not.
Hazelnuts are walnut spores. Didn't you realize that ?
That’s not appropriate
"When I was 8, I was 12."
*>Top ten anime plot twists*
NanDa!!?
Underrated comment.
NANI?!
nah, that's normal. there are many female characters in anime that look on 12, but they really are over 18, so they are legal Mr. FBI I swear!!!
@@nieznajomy4398 Almost all those take place in Japan, anyway, where the FBI has no jurisdiction.
In short: it's awwwrite!
The dude in the blue shirt just stopped talking about Apple products & started telling us his whole life story.
He got too frustrated by the Wish Prince malfunction
‘The dude in the blue shirt’ is Craig Federighi.
@@vedantchaudhari5385 Ok
His life story seems pretty interesting, tbh.
@@Handsomeanthony68 OH MY GOD ITS HANDSOME ANTHONY HIMSELF!
"But if he ever asks for Geppetto, you need to destroy him first thing.. _forcibly_ it's *vital* "Ughkaaay
i thought that was hilarious hahaha
@@LeNoir679 rightly so, it was hilarious
Yeah..it was funny the first time.
As you may have guessed, you stick a fork in it and you hear a doorbell
*S T A B*
* Ding-dong *
ED S I might like to stick a fork in Handsome Anthony too
Lmao, I died laughing at that too
This is just pure comedic genius, the kind of rare, beautiful thing that just keeps getting funnier the more you watch it and think about it...I can't stop laughing!
"as you probably guessed you stick forks in it and then you hear a doorbell."
Well, duh. Why did he have to explain that?
Duh.
I just pictured having it by the front door with the fork just laying there on the doorstep. Weird and creepy!
@@neoroman0510 LMAO!
He did say "as you probably guessed."
For the noobs
2:07 “So I intended to show you what it sorta does, but it’s really stumped a few of us.”
I find the idea of Apple having so much money and resources that they’re just randomly making things they don’t even understand or know the point of... hilarious.
AWS Vids
Thats the whole joke, thanks for explaining it /s
U sure you understood the video?
Uhh.. sir, are you sure you understand this entire video?
Good job, BLR.
AWS Vids Whooooosh snipers, take position, stand by...
the truth is, that when i was 8, i was 12
That was my favourite bit. :D
When I was 12 I had to say I was 10 to eat free
same vibes as "at age 6 i was born without a face"
@@entityfangs5560 OMG I thought the same thing!
what a revelation!
They just launch a real apple instead
Are you Jordan Peterson in disguise?
An apply and banana
kremit the frog you are everywhere xD just2good, kudz, here
kremit the frog you’re everywhere seriously wait...
Maybe there’s more then one
The Apple Apple. Comes in Gala and Granny Smith versions starting at $1999
Still makes me laugh uncontrollably years later, although I've watched it dozens of times. Just classic.
*It twists your skiiiin ok.*
*Apple fans: wooooooooo*
Camps outside apple store 2weeks before launch.
*SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!*
@@icecranberry2148 Love the futurama reference lol
It produces 50% more flaps
..........interesting
@@mohyim0280 not just innovation, it's REVOLUTIONARY!!
"The Truth is,when I was 8 I was 12"
Wtf?
Like the movie orphan 😂
H.S.N Tariq Well, Bob Dylan wrote...
Tim Cook would be like 'That's what I call innovation!'
It's like "today morning I got up at night "
3:34 "A loud Irish woman with hard tooth enamel"
Made me laugh so hard because its so random!
welcome to bad lip reading
I REALLY want the apple DeBonk DeBonk. Having a musical can opener would be AMAZING!
@Nancy Trumpelosi Does it work with the apple spoon 1 or do I need to upgrade to the apple spoon 2 if my iBowl installed the latest SoupOS.
This thread made me lol
Looking forward to getting a snow cone with Handsome Anthony !
Be careful tho if he asks for geppeto you're pretty much fucked.
I hope you'll destroy him if it comes to that..
Gotta get me one of those Apple Lickamaforbus's !!
Wait off 6 months, the next one will be better.
@@w0mblemania Right, the LickaYOURforbus.
Careful it contains meat.
if it was reasonably priced and signed by someone from bad lip reading, i would seriously buy that XD
KNOCK IT OFF, THIS IS SERIOUS
OMG This is like million times better the actual footage lol
Oh yah.. Sorry for the confusion. By the way when are we lining up to get our hands on Handsome Anthony?? Can't wait to set up my tent!🤗
Best thing l've watched all week!! 🤣🤣🤣
@@cisforchristi2560 I laugh so hard as well. They are just getting better and better!!😂
These items are better than the iPhone.. where do you buy it?
Lmao yes it was
Amazon stole the Garfenafuten Tuten-Juten Exiobalexis idea and called it Alexa for short.
I'm concerned about the coming influx of weredonkeys
We need to keep mini checkers out of the hands of criminals and the mentally ill
For real. It only takes four mini checkers to produce a weredonkey? That makes me uncomfortable.
@@TheRPGentleman With just one board, you could create 6 ware-donkeys. We're lucky that the Apple Hole isn't portable...
@@denverbeek Not yet, anyway...
@@MFO86 Not that it makes much of a difference. After all, it IS the world's fanciest tetra-fusion hole.
''when i was 8, i was 12.'' - Apple guy
This is the comment I was looking to like.
Thanks man for stealing my comment.
Handsome Anthony and the Wish Prince.... what a great band name
Aye Aye Kevin
Steven forkhead is my favourite
@@zeuxlaught2797 Steven Forkhead and the Skintwists?
sounds like a band that the only cool thing it has is the name :)
Good news, they fixed the Gippetto bug in yesterday's update!
@mashuganah vinny Maybe he turned off the "Automatic Update" feature or forgot to connect it to wifi.
The upgrade requires that you update Windows 10, and then to the latest iTunes and then upload the Geppetto death match patch.
That's not a bug, it's a feature.
@@fergusfisher1315 I don't see the appeal of robot that tries to kill you after asking Gipetto. It was dangerous and irresponsible of Apple to release the Handsome Anthony when they did.
That sucks.
Tfw this is more innovative than the actual product launch
woah dana yi
Woaj.
Hello
"introducing the all new apple rubiks cube X. It's all white and exactly the same as the last 10 releases, but you'll spend over a grand on it anyway."
Hells to the yes. I know that I could use me a loud Irish woman with hard tooth enamel.
"Do you have a wiiiiiissssssshhhhh?"
"I wish Apple would make these silly things".
Well they made the apple watch isn't that stupid enough?
@@nothingsurprisesmeanymore The Apple Watch is actually really good. What is your point. Its not overpriced in anyway and it offers great value
Apple alread makes silly things for silly prices ..
And then?
@@ahmadjaber7546 The overpriced part is questionable
😂 I actually thought the skin twist was real for a second, and then I remembered what channel this is
Wait... Its not real? 😮 I swear I've seen it before.
@Symmetrix I clicked as soon as I got the notification, goodness 😂
I'd buy it.
The saddest part is the crowd there ACTUALLY WOULD still clap and cheer if that madness was being presented to them!
I think that is the running gag here. BLR videos are beautifully put together.
“Apple Toast.” is *a magnificent cinnamon toast*
And that's important today.
That sounds like something Apple would say though.
I want a refund my toast is burnt
2:07 "So I intended to show you what it sorta does, mmmbut..." 😂 his face when he says that
Can you guys send me the Apple Toast for an unboxing/review video?
lol I reckon there would be hardcore Apple fans who would buy this stuff
iPhonedo On the way with some Apple jam
They would, but much like the Apple Hole it's not portable yet.
iPhonedo stfu
I want the handsome Anthony
"A loud Irish woman with hard tooth enamel,"
Why not just @ me?
I hope someone makes a Wish Prince app just so I can annoy people with it! lol
Duelistjt do you have a wiiiiish?
@@wayneolsen8965 Do you have a wissshhh?
You mean you *WISH* someone makes a wish prince app, right?
Consider it done!!! I might come up with a Android and a iPhone version. HAHA!!!!
I really hope someone makes that app
"Now we also have socks. Let me explain..."
NEVER EXPLAINS
Edit: Left this here for a year, came back and an entire small town liked it while I was gone. So, thanks!
They're socks.
@@carolecook1116 Well... It's Apple, they have to explain what's innovative about of their socks, their purpose and how to use them. 😂
Do you have a wiiiish?
@@leomessi7058 They can only be repaired with proprietary Apple thread.
@@rubiesncreme For real. 😂😂😂
"Let's talk about the apple Garfenafuten Tuten-Juten Exiobalexis" 😂😂😂
2:00
Garf exi for short
lol
That killed me
In collaboration with the new Mary Poppins film.
So this is basically what we would get if Elon Musk ran Apple instead of Tesla?
This and cheaper apple products.
No tesla is run by elon musk tats what he's trying to say
That burn was so hot, you should be in charge of the NASA launch pad.
@@Singurarity88 I guess the tesla isnt like 70k???
@@jaalan7896 30k - 40k for model3
It's about time I had something practical to do with all my mini checkers.
A loud Irish woman with hard tooth enamel 😂😂😂
I died right there
@@gamaltk lmao me too!
I know her
I have good enamel. But I'm not Irish
I assume he learned the hard way... xd
The thing is Apple could release all those stuff and present them onstage, and the audience would still be amazed 😂
Apple zealots are a scary bunch. Apple could infect them all with a deadly virus and they'd clap and blog about how amazing it is to be painfully dying.
lmao riiiiiiight
The " you could time switch 4 mini chess pieces into a wear donkey" is what got me
“HMMMM DO YOU HAVE A WIIIIIIIISHH?”
TomV23 GRRRRAAAANNTTEEEEEDDD
I was literally crying and couldn't breathe from laughing so hard at this point.... LOLOLOL
That's HILARIOUS dude!
Did you come up with that all on your own? If so, bravo!
psygn0sis yo shut the fuck up. If you have a problem you should just fuck off. We are just here joking around and you dumbass are worried about the originality of this joke. Do me a favor and fuck off
Handsome Anthony...
I applaud you for using the correct number of periods to form an ellipses. 👏👏👏
Where do I send my money..! 😂
@@rib_rob_personal I applaud you for using the correct number of emojis to form an emojillipses.
I WANT ONE
Handsome Anthony needs his own shirt with matching mustache MERCH
But I wanted to see the Garfenafuten Tuten-Juten Exiobalexis...
They have to work out the kinks first.
We call it the Garf Exi.
We haven't quite worked out what it does yet
Obviously it creates randomly generated Garfield comics
the_real_ papyrus99 - Great idea !
"I'm excited to introduce the Steven Forkhead! As you probably guessed, you stick forks in it and then you hear a doorbell."
Ah, yes. Completely logical.
When he said Garfenafuten Tuten-Juten Exiobalexis I lost it 😂😂💀
garf exi for convenience
Apple Steven forkhead.
As you’ve probably guessed, you stick forks in it and then you hear a doorbell. Check it out.
I totally lost it when the were-donkey popped out of the black hole. almost sprayed my waffle everywhere.
The sound effect really sells it tbh
How do you spray a waffle?
@Relentless Defeatist innovation!! 😁
I still can't stop cry-laughing over that 1😂😂😂!
@Relentless Defeatist WOW GOOD ☝!
This is one of my all time favourites. Still makes me laugh every time I come back to it
00:42 those are hazelnuts not walnuts... Samsung has real walnut spores...
And for $200 less!
But those are just so that they can be trendsetters
_"When I was 8, I was 12"_
- Apple guy, 2018
*Craig Federighi. You uneducated swine.
This is BS. The old Tetra-Fusion Hole was much fancier.
Give it some time, it’s not portable yet.
The Apple Hole is where Mac Pro buyers feed all their money.
this comment hurts
Sounds pretty bitter tbh
LOL
Oh I see what you did there!
i got the samsung skin twist, gave me 78.3% more flap.
oknowthisisepic You can’t bring those on a plane or they’ll twist the hell out of the skin of the person sitting next to you.
@@chimpinaneckbrace The 2019 version apparently fixes that, can't wait!
oknowthisisepic I have the Nokia skin twist and it gives me 2.20 flap
Where can I get Samsung twist?
@@bigtonybruiser I don't see why you're complaining. What it lacks in power it compensates for durability. You could swing a sledgehammer at it and all that it does is break the hammer.
@@bigtonybruiser They discontinued it because of the airplane issue, just wait for the 2019 version!
$700 for a piece of toast I assume.
it comes bent, but that's a feature
Only compatible with apple branded butter
Yeah, and the performance degrades over time.
Comes with only one side toasted, the other costs extra.
Yeah, but it’s CINNAMON toast
Watching this is like a fever dream
Diptheria or cholera?
Soooooo true
"When you stab it with a fork, you hear a doorbell."
Good to know, thank you.
"The Apple Skin Twist. It twists your skin, ookaay?"
Lmao 🤣🤣
"Pretty neat, huuuuuuh?"
Invented to create need for Apple Flap Eradicater.
50% more flaps
I WANT a Lickamaforbus - but the not-appropriate one!
I think you're looking for a Plumbus
Do you have a wiiiish?
Apple licamaforbus= plant based guitar
@Jason true, true
It got walnut spores
Ligmaforbus
"That's when I knew that the judge could sense that I'm Roman . . ."
Lickamaforbus sounds like something from Rick and Morty
*b o t h*
That is impossible
So does the skin twist that gives you 2 more skin flabs
the Lickamaforbus is not only made by a lickama and a small forbus, you also need a plumbus to correct the dinglebob!
To be fair...
I really want some aye aye, Kevin’s
Shouldn't the name be iiKevins?
@@richpowers1618
Nope, the video says Aye, Aye
It's so bad it's so good
Omgosh!! Why do I see you everywhere!!????
@@myluckysuperegg8989 Because you're hallucinating, XD
@@bananawhois6503 hahha
I see u eveywheree
Ye
"For instance, you could timeswitch four checkers into one weredonkey" lmfaooo
At 1:45 is when my stomach started hurting from all the laughing.
The Were-donkey had me
had to pause it to regain myself!
@@dc619 SAME i was bursting out laughing so hard
I’m in pain right now, fkn Weredonky haha
Weredonkey is my favorite band
Do you have a wish???? A new BLR video for christmas! Granted!
I love Chipotle toooo!
@@starb73 It's pretty darn delicious!
The terrifying thing is that it looks like a REAL lip reading!! They really do seem to be saying those things! Great job guys!
Susan Patterson It’s just one guy.
Warning: don't drink anything while this video plays in your background
Good advice
Apple wish Prince has Siri shook!
bts in your area Do you have a wiiiiish?
Yay another army. I subscribed because of there idol Bad Lip Reading
Do you've a wiiiishh? 🤣
@@summerwalls8923 that shouldnt be the ONLY reason why u subscribed
@@originalfloormusic6557 well I didn't know about BLR until I saw that. That's what I meant by that. Now I just enjoy their content. Sorry for the confusion
"Do you have a wiiiiish?" Yes, for me to not pee after laughing so hard while watching this video.
Dude, you're a tech guy. Is it really hard?
After those tech guys fix the early prototype bugs I wanna get myself the Apple Wish Prince!!! Every day a new wish granted - oh my! XD
GRANTED!!!!!
Next up: _APPLE launches a half-eaten Apple!_
It's been a year and a half, and I'm still patiently waiting for my explanation of Apple Socks.
I'm still waiting for my Handsome Anthony and those soul snatching hot wings
You wear them and you ears get better otternet in the afternoons on Pluto
@@SapphireHeartTippy me too man😔
When you wear them and click the Apple logos on your ankles together it answers your calls hands free
@@Claire8483 omg! That's so handy for in the car😳
Time switch 4 mini checkers into 1 weredonkey.... I'm dead
Audience cheering. They love it, best thing since sliced bread, a god damn weredonkey. It's like a weird dream.
The apple skin twists are such a rip-off. So overpriced, and their battery life is way worse than the Samsung skin twists.
Bantam_ Studios there’s literally like two ppl that use google twists
Bantam_ Studios you know your stuff
I beg to differ, the apple skin twists were actually in beta testing BEFORE the Samsung skin twists was released. And the apple version is way cheaper than Samsung. Geez. Do your research *Ms. NIKKI!*
I think the Windows skin twists are the best. The give my skin six flaps in five minutes
Yo at least apple twist don’t explode
Now let's talk about the apple hole
It's a place to dump your cash.
Yes, what happens if I stick my penis into it?
It gets teleported to an alien probing station
Don't stick penis in Apple Hole. It fall off instantry
Or it would be transformed into something else.
"but if he ever asks for Geppetto, then you need to destroy him forcefully first thing. It's vital okay." The doctors to my parents when I was born 😂
"Now, we also have socks! Let me explain................"
I was really waiting for the explanation. Now I can't go to sleep.
A weredonkey 😂😂😂
Fun fact - this is what Steve's face actually looks like in his grave after Apple added a notch to the iPhone.
Lost it at weredonkey.
The visuals got me, wasn't expecting the weredonkey
The scary thing is if Apple actually made these products, there will be people who will buy them without questioning its purpose or the price
THE TRUTH.... thanks for saying it.
I need that twisty skin.
You wouldn't want a mini-black hole that could time-switch four mini checkers into a were-donkey? Are you crazy?
bahh say the Crapple Sheeple. Ive said it before, say it again - if Apple had anything todo with Quibi, the Crapple sheeple wouldve praised it as greatest thing ever
@@janetownley overpriced crap. Known flaws ignored for sake of comestics. Yep the Steve Job's logic - who cares if catches on fire, reseat RAM by dropping laptop