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  • Опубликовано: 25 окт 2024

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  • @SashOkVR
    @SashOkVR Год назад +13461

    They got Nikko, DemoRanch, Kentucky Ballistics, Donut, AND Brandon Herrera! 😂💀 BEAUTIFUL

    • @ITLBGaming
      @ITLBGaming Год назад +107

      Bro I thought that was brandon but couldn't be sure 😂 I'm glad you said somethin

    • @claytonbaker1776
      @claytonbaker1776 Год назад +23

      That’s what I’m saying

    • @Selvariabell
      @Selvariabell Год назад +195

      This is a more ambitious crossover than the Avengers.
      Also, Marine Nikko with clear words just feels weird to me.

    • @timolo0411
      @timolo0411 Год назад +16

      insane Collab

    • @Noone-hk1vf
      @Noone-hk1vf Год назад +3

      Amazing fr

  • @Royahmar
    @Royahmar Год назад +4997

    Damn y'all got Nikko now too!

    • @crayoneatingclone8692
      @crayoneatingclone8692 Год назад +120

      I know HOW like bro did you bribe him

    • @OddCtDude
      @OddCtDude Год назад +224

      @@crayoneatingclone8692 easy, with Crayons and a promise to punch Air Force in the face, wrestle to the death against Army all while Navy cheers Marine on

    • @crayoneatingclone8692
      @crayoneatingclone8692 Год назад +33

      @@OddCtDude that makes sense also can we beat up space force instead

    • @Seawolf277
      @Seawolf277 Год назад +38

      @@OddCtDude nikko was in the army tho

    • @oblivion8819
      @oblivion8819 Год назад +14

      can't belive he joined the crayon eaters haha

  • @nickvanachthoven7252
    @nickvanachthoven7252 Год назад +9924

    thats one heck of a "everyone is living in texas now" line up.

    • @simulacra7885
      @simulacra7885 Год назад +162

      I want him to become Texas Ballistics

    • @SkaterOperator
      @SkaterOperator Год назад +27

      OohRah! 🦅🌎⚓️🖍️

    • @Rodems1
      @Rodems1 Год назад +87

      The amount of weapons owned be them is breathtaking

    • @michaelalameda7922
      @michaelalameda7922 Год назад +22

      ​@@Rodems1 all I see are goals. Lol.

    • @Tarkov26
      @Tarkov26 Год назад +43

      @@Rodems1 together these mfs could supply all of Texas without weapons …. Well I take that back this is Texas 😂😂

  • @rocksandoil2241
    @rocksandoil2241 Год назад +1257

    Never ask a man if he is a Texan or a Marine. If he isn't you embarrass him. If he is then he's already told you.

    • @mdkell4261
      @mdkell4261 Год назад +30

      I moved to Texas and of course loved it! There were very proud to say that everything was bigger there in Texas. I finally realized their mouths were the biggest. In Dallas it was guys with big hats and boots but no cattle (and they were originally from Philadelphia, Pa.)
      BUT in Abilene, it was the real deal. Small town Texas is the hidden secret. I loved it. I was from AL. That area up to the Panhandle. Love it. Hey Amarillo! Lubbock! Over to Midland/Odessa. Lovely people. But big rattlesnakes, for real!

    • @direwolfplays
      @direwolfplays Год назад +1

      R/ihadastroke?

    • @JNPollard
      @JNPollard Год назад

      @@mdkell4261I lived in Abilene. Franklin middle schools doesn’t exist anymore and that makes me sad.

    • @Joey-fl1cm
      @Joey-fl1cm Год назад +2

      @@direwolfplaysno it makes sense

    • @AsadaSriracha
      @AsadaSriracha 11 месяцев назад

      Shit, fuck I am both

  • @Michael-ef4sd
    @Michael-ef4sd Год назад +2563

    Nikko made it!!! Finally..

    • @huntee1496
      @huntee1496 Год назад +90

      It's funny he is an army guy In a marine uniform

    • @constancemiller3753
      @constancemiller3753 Год назад +19

      The Branches come out to play!

    • @machinist7230
      @machinist7230 Год назад +6

      ​@@huntee1496 Didn't he start as a marine?🤔

    • @Oldlady74
      @Oldlady74 Год назад +4

      We’re all gonna make it

    • @tylermorrow3550
      @tylermorrow3550 Год назад +5

      ​@@machinist7230 no, army

  • @codypausch1412
    @codypausch1412 Год назад +2593

    niko, Scott, Matt, donut and Brandon in one video... it's just so beautiful

  • @CommieVictor
    @CommieVictor Год назад +3431

    “Hey guys before we get too heated, remember the Geneva convention”

    • @locke2983
      @locke2983 Год назад +82

      hey see those civis over there
      yeah?
      gbu lands

    • @blitzbuildz2312
      @blitzbuildz2312 Год назад +22

      @@locke2983what civs?

    • @blitzbuildz2312
      @blitzbuildz2312 Год назад +13

      *rpg noises

    • @Agdjdbcydisndgdjsjx
      @Agdjdbcydisndgdjsjx Год назад +6

      ​@@blitzbuildz2312civilians, like when some one talks about wearing civis that means they are out of uniform or just normal clothes

    • @stefansamfass7336
      @stefansamfass7336 Год назад +1

      😂😂

  • @fillgraves961
    @fillgraves961 Год назад +352

    The "hooah" followed by nodding and smiling had me rolling

  • @dawnslayer
    @dawnslayer Год назад +2238

    "how many great content creators do you want in this video?"
    Black Rifle: *yes*

    • @punishedwhispers1218
      @punishedwhispers1218 Год назад +5

      How many times do you wanna death threat guilty gears writers until brisket is trans?
      Yes.

    • @dawnslayer
      @dawnslayer Год назад +7

      @@punishedwhispers1218 i literally just changed my pfp to her and now people are commenting this?? lmfao
      but yes, me being a fan of guilty gear since Xbox 360 means I threatened the creators lmao, sound logic. do you say this to everyone with a Bridget pfp?

    • @punishedwhispers1218
      @punishedwhispers1218 Год назад +4

      @@dawnslayer I apologize for you being so self centered you read that as being about you specifically

    • @dawnslayer
      @dawnslayer Год назад +6

      @@punishedwhispers1218 if it wasn't directed towards me then why were you so specific? (or why'd you comment it at all) 😂

    • @ruawee2925
      @ruawee2925 Год назад +4

      @@dawnslayer lmfao not only did he say “you” but theres literally no one else here he could be talking about… idk what this dude is on lol

  • @Knightshospitaller
    @Knightshospitaller Год назад +394

    Nikko Ortiz, Brandon Herrera, Demolition Ranch, and Kentucky Ballistics. This is the perfect combination for a video

  • @Davx_87
    @Davx_87 Год назад +817

    Niko screaming “ our dress uniforms suck” spoke to me!!😂

    • @goldgod-bk1pt
      @goldgod-bk1pt Год назад +1

      Fr

    • @nathank3407
      @nathank3407 Год назад

      I agree with him they do

    • @jcmartinez7527
      @jcmartinez7527 Год назад +5

      ​@@nathank3407 name one military dress uniform better than the Marines one

    • @nathank3407
      @nathank3407 Год назад +2

      @@jcmartinez7527 The marine one XD

  • @jenningsrozzell7557
    @jenningsrozzell7557 Год назад +217

    "Who's Chesty?" Life expectancy depleted in 5, 4, 3...

    • @yutakab8307
      @yutakab8307 11 месяцев назад

      Who I'd chesty tho?

    • @whyle5318
      @whyle5318 11 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@yutakab8307A very famous and decorated marine who won the Navy Cross 4 or 5 times.

  • @roblesniak4490
    @roblesniak4490 Год назад +428

    "No thanks, I've had enough to drink tonight."

    • @joshuadlc620
      @joshuadlc620 Год назад +2

      I wish I had that amount of self control.

    • @LilWhitePrivileged
      @LilWhitePrivileged Год назад

      I've had enough Black Rifle. These clowns are traitors. CIA shills, not veterans. Never forget their betrayl.

  • @ManThatsMental
    @ManThatsMental Год назад +1774

    “Before we get in the heat, don’t forget the geneva convention” 💀

    • @isaiahcaudill9033
      @isaiahcaudill9033 Год назад +50

      That is something the Marines DEFINITELY don't say lmao

    • @Charlies_Factory
      @Charlies_Factory Год назад +19

      “Before we get too heated” always surprising how people cant quote a literal 30 second video correctly.

    • @isaiahcaudill9033
      @isaiahcaudill9033 Год назад

      @@Charlies_Factory so instead of correcting them nicely you decide to be a dick about it nice...

    • @vex1ty135
      @vex1ty135 Год назад +1

      Demo of all people said that

    • @dalton2592
      @dalton2592 Год назад +10

      @@Charlies_Factorybecause it doesn’t affect what they say. The point still stands

  • @joshsummers344
    @joshsummers344 Год назад +204

    Happy birthday to all Marines all over the world and thank you for keeping our country safe

    • @ralphduran1155
      @ralphduran1155 Год назад +2

      We appreciate your support Sir, God bless 🙏🏼🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🙏🏼

    • @mortiarty7842
      @mortiarty7842 Год назад

      And thank you for your cervix

  • @swannyburger5866
    @swannyburger5866 Год назад +117

    This is great. The VA comment had me dying. 😂😂😂

  • @AManNamedHawk
    @AManNamedHawk Год назад +340

    “Ex-Marine” with that smirk actually made my skin crawl. Bravo.

    • @kewldude69420
      @kewldude69420 Год назад +8

      When you leave you're no longer a marine, just accept it bro

    • @Bigdic420
      @Bigdic420 Год назад

      ​@@kewldude69420you keyboard warriors talk a lot of shit

    • @thehost2909
      @thehost2909 Год назад +19

      @@kewldude69420no sir you leave a marine and stay a marine learn before you speak

    • @kewldude69420
      @kewldude69420 Год назад +3

      @@thehost2909 Sound like an ex marine yourself buddy boy.

    • @thehost2909
      @thehost2909 Год назад +3

      @@kewldude69420 no I’m not but my father is a marine and what you said is very disrespectful

  • @lorengunderson309
    @lorengunderson309 Год назад +376

    I see Nikko, Brandon Herrera, Kentucky ballistics, and demolition ranch. All your missing is Hickock 45 as the old general.

  • @WestcideL60n
    @WestcideL60n Год назад +477

    Our dress uniforms fuccin SUCC! that laugh came from my whole core

    • @joshuatejada30
      @joshuatejada30 Год назад +14

      Corps*

    • @WestcideL60n
      @WestcideL60n Год назад +12

      Core of my stomach

    • @VoicesWithVengeance
      @VoicesWithVengeance Год назад +13

      @@WestcideL60n Corps* of your stomach

    • @WestcideL60n
      @WestcideL60n Год назад +5

      No need for crunches today all this laughin really did a number on my corps, if I lift my shirt I'ma deff have a 6 marine

    • @SooSkiTzO_YT
      @SooSkiTzO_YT Год назад

      ​@@WestcideL60n lmfao I see what you did there 🤣😂

  • @bethannfeng5062
    @bethannfeng5062 Год назад +34

    "Y'all gimme your keys. I'll be the designated driver tonight."

  • @yaboi_muffmuncher
    @yaboi_muffmuncher Год назад +552

    Niko & Brandon?! Damn what a collab 😂😭

    • @jcbpstr6
      @jcbpstr6 Год назад +30

      Just need angry cops for the perfect trifecta from hell or heaven depending on who you are

    • @Wpns175
      @Wpns175 Год назад +9

      @@jcbpstr6 Nope God-tier would be AC AND Fat Electrician, along with all these dudes!

    • @Wpns175
      @Wpns175 Год назад +8

      Don't forget Demo

    • @xwulfj8199
      @xwulfj8199 Год назад +3

      Don’t forget donut operator

    • @FLOperative
      @FLOperative Год назад +4

      AND THEY GOT DONUT!!!

  • @sunshinemerlot9790
    @sunshinemerlot9790 Год назад +111

    I'm a Marine and this physically hurt me. Happy 247th Birthday to my fellow Marines!! Semper Fi!

    • @danielefabbro822
      @danielefabbro822 Год назад +3

      First Marines in history showed up in 260 BC. "Classiarii Milites" or "Soldiers of the Fleet" in Latin.
      First "modern" Marines came from Venetian republic and her "Fanti da Mar" or "Marine Infantry" in 1550.
      History of Marines across the world is ancient as the world itself.
      Glad that our American friends have recognized the importance of this finest specialized infantry.
      Greetings from Italy. 🇮🇹😎👍

    • @BombproofCraftsman
      @BombproofCraftsman Год назад +2

      @@danielefabbro822 greetings! The United States Marine Corps were established before the United States itself.

    • @danielefabbro822
      @danielefabbro822 Год назад +2

      @@BombproofCraftsman I know. It's the oldest military institution of the US.
      Like the Carabinieri for Italy. Oldest than our current country.

    • @danielefabbro822
      @danielefabbro822 Год назад +4

      @@BombproofCraftsman Semper Fidelis Marine. 😎👍

    • @loumartinez2005
      @loumartinez2005 Год назад

      Had to force myself to laugh

  • @MacPNW
    @MacPNW Год назад +378

    "alright guys, we'll have one beer and go home"

    • @uncletiggermclaren7592
      @uncletiggermclaren7592 Год назад

      :)

    • @John-doe955
      @John-doe955 Год назад +6

      No no I’m sure thats been said, its just they didn’t mean it.

    • @grumpus_hominidae
      @grumpus_hominidae Год назад +2

      This... This right here speaks directly to my heart 🤣

    • @exquisitecodm189
      @exquisitecodm189 Год назад +1

      @@John-doe955 real Marines know that it’s impossible have just one beer and call it a day. And Marines don’t lie so

    • @misterbuklau4053
      @misterbuklau4053 Год назад +1

      They never said how big one drink can be

  • @darrellpevoteaux8477
    @darrellpevoteaux8477 Год назад +21

    I wanted 29 Palms…. I just had coffee come out my nose… LOL

  • @wage3421
    @wage3421 Год назад +629

    Damn, Donut Operator went from a Navy seal to a Marine what an upgrade

    • @thenexus8384
      @thenexus8384 Год назад +13

      Wait he was a S.E.A.L, i knew he was in the navy but damn a badass

    • @Ayselx
      @Ayselx Год назад +17

      ​@@thenexus8384 he rang the bell, so no he isn't/wasn't a seal

    • @Samilov
      @Samilov Год назад +13

      He quit the training for play the elder scrolls 5 Skyrim launch

    • @WaltahWhyte
      @WaltahWhyte Год назад +6

      ​@@thenexus8384 he got donut mixed with mrballen

    • @adhd_with_pennies4867
      @adhd_with_pennies4867 Год назад

      recon marine more badass then a seal
      there basically doing grenko solder work
      plus u get a high standard cia certificate
      it basically gives u a big stick when u enter the cia as a spy gives u more of advantage and less training
      i was in cia for year and 8 months and i can say its way more beastly then a normal seal freak

  • @Mountie2013ap
    @Mountie2013ap Год назад +510

    Lolololol. Glad to see Niko Ortiz in here!

  • @RocketRider58
    @RocketRider58 Год назад +1902

    Seeing a first sergeant say “who tf is chesty puller” killed me😭

    • @Kickboxingenthusiasts
      @Kickboxingenthusiasts Год назад +22

      Who is he

    • @greengoblin876
      @greengoblin876 Год назад

      ​​​@@Kickboxingenthusiasts sure as shit ain't the dude that fcked your mom ... your dad maybe ...would explain yo wideass cheeks...
      LONG LIVE TITTY PULLER

    • @qwerty6574
      @qwerty6574 Год назад +19

      ​@@Kickboxingenthusiastsbruh😂

    • @mrbean2520
      @mrbean2520 Год назад +21

      @@qwerty6574didnt answer his question

    • @sleepy.trader
      @sleepy.trader Год назад +162

      @@Kickboxingenthusiasts Lieutenant General Lewis "Chesty" Burwell Puller, colorful veteran of the Korean fighting, four World War II campaigns and expeditionary service in China, Nicaragua and Haiti, was one of the most decorated Marines in the Corps, and the only Leatherneck ever to win the Navy Cross five times for heroism and gallantry

  • @rockynova6412
    @rockynova6412 Год назад +1

    Fucking love you guys and fuck yeah for getting Nikko in on this dope shit FUCK YEAH MAN WOOOOOOO!!!!!!

  • @ap_pt9221
    @ap_pt9221 Год назад +651

    That last bit must’ve hurt Logan deep in his soul 😂

    • @the2wheelsnowman
      @the2wheelsnowman Год назад +4

      You could see it on his face that it did

    • @michael7324
      @michael7324 Год назад +5

      I know. You know that hurts deeps, even just acting.

    • @ap_pt9221
      @ap_pt9221 Год назад +1

      @@michael7324 true dedication on his part!

    • @burcy9383
      @burcy9383 Год назад +1

      WE LOVE CHESTY

  • @chriskringle1298
    @chriskringle1298 Год назад +499

    “Pendleton fuck I want 29 palms” that one got me haha.

    • @Rexy_12369
      @Rexy_12369 Год назад +1

      I don't get it?

    • @waredneck1977
      @waredneck1977 Год назад +11

      Been both places as an Army soldier and that one cracked my ass up lol. Heard all these lol

    • @chriskringle1298
      @chriskringle1298 Год назад +40

      @@Rexy_12369 just not a place anyone wants to go. Pendleton is close to ocean side and LA. 29 palms is closer to the sun than civilization. Not to mention there is basically nothing there.

    • @chriskringle1298
      @chriskringle1298 Год назад +2

      @@waredneck1977 never went to the stumps but I heard horror stories from other marines lol.

    • @robertgardner2292
      @robertgardner2292 Год назад +11

      I would have gladly accepted 29 Stumps rather than going to Lejeune. I wanted to stay west coast after comm school.

  • @arncedergren4819
    @arncedergren4819 Год назад +349

    dem ranch brandon herera and nikko ortiz. my favorite youtubers when it comes to military shit

    • @josephk1342
      @josephk1342 Год назад +11

      Most of whom were never in the military

    • @CICellDirectorCairmann
      @CICellDirectorCairmann Год назад +13

      only nikko was in the military but you know that already scott from kentucky ballistics was in here too but he was a cop

    • @arncedergren4819
      @arncedergren4819 Год назад +1

      I know that only nikko is from the military but they all know military shit. They could probobly all watch military tiktoks and still relate. Wether its the guns. The fails. The uniforms they all have something in comon

    • @daytonraught629
      @daytonraught629 Год назад +3

      @@CICellDirectorCairmann donut operator was in the military

    • @longbow6416
      @longbow6416 Год назад

      Brandon isn't a soldier, he just mag dumps into trash 🤣 this is an awesome collab!

  • @THENXGABE
    @THENXGABE Год назад +5

    All my favorite content creators in one video happiness much obliged

  • @bishop716
    @bishop716 Год назад +185

    Whenever I hear about the Geneva Convention I always think about that one scene from Pirates of the Caribbean.
    Barbossa: "They aren't really rules, they are more like guidelines!"

    • @chrisberrios5857
      @chrisberrios5857 Год назад +3

      Yup lol

    • @brianb8060
      @brianb8060 Год назад +8

      I think about the scene in Red Dawn.
      Stepan Gorsky: This violates the Geneva Convention!
      Eckert: I never heard of it!

    • @Privatepain1234
      @Privatepain1234 Год назад +6

      I prefer Russianbadger and co. Geneva conventions.. oh you mean Geneva suggestions

    • @jonedwards2107
      @jonedwards2107 Год назад +1

      I told my troops there’s a difference between a prisoner and a prisoner of war. One’s reported, one ain’t. One you can get information out of, one you can’t. One requires a detail to transport him to the REMF’s, one don’t. Know what you got.

    • @Capthrax1
      @Capthrax1 Год назад

      Not to worry, the United states is on the honor system, we said we are immune from charges as we are not apart of the international criminal court. We'll investigate our self. Pinky promise

  • @Chris09978
    @Chris09978 Год назад +169

    Damn it’s the whole gang lol,
    Brandon, Scott, Matt, Eli,Nikko, and donut

  • @demetripetrenko2783
    @demetripetrenko2783 Год назад +76

    Niiko Marine talks normal when hes in his natural habitat, but once he meets the other branches he has to go wild dog on them XD URARARARARA RAAAA RAAA

  • @Rprowler
    @Rprowler Год назад +1

    That made me smile. Thank you.

  • @samuelwoodmansee5726
    @samuelwoodmansee5726 Год назад +252

    I can confirm my mom was in the Marines and every time I said ex-marine she corrected me telling me that she's always a Marine.

    • @arturiapendragon9642
      @arturiapendragon9642 Год назад +6

      Have a cousin who’s a marine. Can confirm this is accurate.

    • @somecrazyveteran
      @somecrazyveteran Год назад +5

      Did your mom make her own crayons? Lol

    • @dd-uj8jx
      @dd-uj8jx Год назад +2

      Iam a Marine Veteran or Ex Marine that fine with I don't pt or police

    • @EricFodge-n6f
      @EricFodge-n6f Год назад +3

      I say former marine. And anyone who does that motto bullshit obviously had a great supply MOS and didn’t do shit. It’s a previous chapter, so it’s a former marine for me.

    • @dd-uj8jx
      @dd-uj8jx Год назад +2

      @@EricFodge-n6f 10 4 I agréé there levées of pride then theres toxic motard

  • @doodskie999
    @doodskie999 Год назад +301

    I wish they let nikko do the marine grunts and eating crayons character lol

  • @SpicyRamen8927
    @SpicyRamen8927 Год назад +140

    Loved seeing Brandon herrera, demo ranch, and nikko ortiz

    • @machinist7230
      @machinist7230 Год назад +9

      Kentucky ballistics too, and wasn't that Angry Cops?

    • @xraystudios3693
      @xraystudios3693 Год назад +5

      ​@@machinist7230 they didn't get Angry cops but they did get Donut Operator

    • @Weimerica8841
      @Weimerica8841 Год назад

      shame BRCC is still cucked

    • @Feelinlikeagnome
      @Feelinlikeagnome Год назад +3

      ​@@xraystudios3693 I do believe the first guy was angry cops with a mustache

    • @Tetsujinhanmaa
      @Tetsujinhanmaa Год назад

      ​@@Feelinlikeagnome No, that's not Angry Cops. Too fat.

  • @articbear23
    @articbear23 Год назад +9

    Once a marine, always a marine . Semper Fi.
    Also Nikko !!!!!!!

  • @blazesaviik5878
    @blazesaviik5878 Год назад +199

    That Chesty Puller blaspheme at the end though😂

  • @TylerOrchowski
    @TylerOrchowski Год назад +100

    The fact that I recognize everybody in this video probably means I watch too much RUclips

  • @Bobert69
    @Bobert69 Год назад +82

    The collab we wanted but never knew we needed

  • @scifyry
    @scifyry Год назад

    Thanks for playing "Semper Fidelis" in the background. Always lovely in my ears.

  • @grim_plays3139
    @grim_plays3139 Год назад +38

    God bless all veterans and the current men and women fighting for there country.

  • @dimaknopf
    @dimaknopf Год назад +48

    Having a beard while wearing Cammie's is one of my favorite things about having a DD214

  • @chadacus3620
    @chadacus3620 Год назад +339

    “What happens on November 10?” Ya that one got me ( civilians.. that’s the marine corp birthday party )

    • @katrinanye8115
      @katrinanye8115 Год назад +10

      my recruiter would throat punch one of us for even joking about not knowing what Nov 10th is

    • @snakeking211
      @snakeking211 Год назад +2

      Look we all know what day it is cuz it's the purge the Marines get drunk and the whole world decides on Nov 9th what country we will sacrifice to their drunken debauchery. Poor Afghanistan lost for like 20 years wonder who is gonna win this yr

    • @EchosTackyTiki
      @EchosTackyTiki Год назад +10

      I can just hear Gyllenhaal saying it: "Tun Tavern, November 10th, 1775!"

    • @AcidGambit419
      @AcidGambit419 Год назад +2

      I thought it had to do with the fact the 11th is veterans

    • @chadacus3620
      @chadacus3620 Год назад +1

      @@AcidGambit419 I’m boutta hunga bunga

  • @danielallen1336
    @danielallen1336 Год назад +6

    Chesty puller for those who dont know is one of the most decorated Marines in the Corps, and the only Leatherneck ever to win the Navy Cross five times for

  • @LittleLenny97
    @LittleLenny97 Год назад +19

    Literally every veteran on RUclips! The best of the best! Is in this video! Thank you and everything all of you do for us! Much love brothers!

  • @peterlogan2105
    @peterlogan2105 Год назад +101

    this one was actually funny. "...I wanted 29 palms." that one got me

    • @foxxy46213
      @foxxy46213 Год назад +1

      Even I got that one an I'm British

  • @indominusbaz
    @indominusbaz Год назад +56

    demoranch with the Geneva conventions line sent me😭😭

  • @Thel_Vadamee
    @Thel_Vadamee Год назад +3

    Probably the best cast I’ve ever seen in a RUclips short

  • @heavymetalweld805
    @heavymetalweld805 Год назад +16

    No movie in history has a better cameo line up then this right here.

  • @RovingRoninEDC
    @RovingRoninEDC Год назад +18

    Spent 8 yrs in the marine corps, 5yrs 7mths 22days at 29 Stumps so that “Pendleton …F**k!” Is some truth brother , preach it ! 😂

  • @mandrac2
    @mandrac2 Год назад +30

    "Crayons are not realy my thing..."

    • @michaelsimmons9052
      @michaelsimmons9052 Год назад

      I see that you're more of a finger paint kind of Marine.

    • @mandrac2
      @mandrac2 Год назад

      @@michaelsimmons9052 finger licking good!

  • @thompsonkyden_
    @thompsonkyden_ Год назад

    Love all of these guys… great collab, great video! Semper Fi!

  • @thatairsofttoaster3538
    @thatairsofttoaster3538 Год назад +33

    The fact I know most of these guys makes this the best short for me

  • @geraldsleater6991
    @geraldsleater6991 Год назад +5

    I lost it. Almost spit my drink watching this. 29 palms yeah right. Semper fi brothers and sisters, Happy Birthday!

  • @g4mmalotus937
    @g4mmalotus937 Год назад +17

    Once a marine, always a marine. In the words of my marine former coworker "you're either a marine or dead"

    • @theguy9208
      @theguy9208 Год назад +1

      I heard it said the Army is something you do, the Marines is something you are.

    • @g4mmalotus937
      @g4mmalotus937 Год назад

      @@theguy9208 sounds about right to be

  • @mjongema
    @mjongema Год назад

    Pissed myself laughing so hard. OutFuckingStanding!!!!!

  • @Echohatesgnomes
    @Echohatesgnomes Год назад +20

    The crossover of the century.

  • @dustinhaynes2617
    @dustinhaynes2617 Год назад +14

    I love that there's multiple RUclipsrs that i know in this. Community is tight here.

    • @rogers6635
      @rogers6635 Год назад

      Isn't this donuts coffee company? And he's buddies with demolition ranch dude

  • @DarkPhoenix-gr6ns
    @DarkPhoenix-gr6ns Год назад

    I love to see all of u ppl together

  • @NahhJitEdits
    @NahhJitEdits Год назад +49

    When Nikko is an army veteran 💀

    • @loganbaileysfunwithtrains606
      @loganbaileysfunwithtrains606 Год назад +4

      When Donut is a Navy vet, Kentucky ballistic is ex KSP, Demo and Brandon are civilians and AC is a Army Drill Instructor 😂

    • @Benzilla1292
      @Benzilla1292 Год назад

      I did

    • @soulessshadow5356
      @soulessshadow5356 Год назад

      @@loganbaileysfunwithtrains606 I was about to say these boys range from civillian to Army but not one of them are Marines that I'm aware of.

    • @andrewlorentz685
      @andrewlorentz685 Год назад

      I did

  • @andytheislandpirate9637
    @andytheislandpirate9637 Год назад +90

    Hahahaha, I wanted 29, ahhh you're killing me.

    • @dustyking8851
      @dustyking8851 Год назад

      THAT is genius. That place is a black hole.

    • @nickgerr1991
      @nickgerr1991 Год назад

      Only reason I liked it cuz so many porn stars come from palm springs or surrounding areas. Girls there just wanna fuck, even their moms and grandmas wanna fuck you. Goooood times

    • @NoName.NotNamed
      @NoName.NotNamed Год назад

      @@dustyking8851 you’ll make bank in that bitch though

  • @GrayDarko
    @GrayDarko Год назад +30

    This needs to be a full length show

  • @Robert-p7t2k
    @Robert-p7t2k Год назад +10

    Once a marine, always a marine.

  • @dthang1848
    @dthang1848 Год назад +21

    😂😂😂 as a USMC Vet this was funny as hell 😂😂🤝🏿

  • @taylordrew2444
    @taylordrew2444 Год назад +5

    Bro got all the gun RUclipsrs, Nikko and narrator

  • @Wondrrboy
    @Wondrrboy Год назад +45

    “‘My favorite sexual position?’ Pfff. Abstinence.”
    I like the video perfectly repeats with the Chesty Puller line.

  • @WordToMomsYo
    @WordToMomsYo Год назад

    This was brilliant and hilarious... And such a sick line-up!

  • @semperfiusmc01
    @semperfiusmc01 Год назад +35

    Happy Birthday Marines!!!

  • @JKazama182
    @JKazama182 Год назад +11

    “Ppsshhh…. Ex-Marine!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @mickeylynch8982
      @mickeylynch8982 Год назад

      😁 My dad used to say, don't you dare call me an Ex-Marine. I'm still a Marine

    • @JKazama182
      @JKazama182 Год назад

      @@mickeylynch8982 Im Army, but even I say, “Aint no such thing as an Ex-Marine!”

  • @Wondrrboy
    @Wondrrboy Год назад +10

    Like many of you, I was wondering who "Chesty Puller" was.
    Born: June 26, 1898, West Point, VA
    Died: October 11, 1971, Hampton, VA
    Lieutenant General Lewis "Chesty" Burwell Puller, colorful veteran of the Korean fighting, four World War II campaigns and expeditionary service in China, Nicaragua and Haiti, was one of the most decorated Marines in the Corps, and the only Leatherneck ever to win the Navy Cross five times for heroism and gallantry in action. Promoted to his final rank and placed on the temporary disability retired list 1 November 1955, he died on 11 October 1971 in Hampton, Virginia after a long illness.
    Awarded:
    Navy Cross, Distinguished Service Cross, Legion of Merit, Silver Star, Purple Heart, Bronze Star Medal, and Air Medal
    Many attribute Puller's exemplary leadership qualities to his ability to relate to the troops he led. Once an enlisted man himself, Puller made sure his Marines were well taken care of. “Chesty showed everyone you didn't need a college education to lead Marines.”

    • @glamrockbonnie5983
      @glamrockbonnie5983 Год назад +1

      Yep once he saw a recruit being forced by an officer to do 100 salutes because he missed one and puller said "well an officer must return every salute he gets I'll keep count"

    • @XFizzlepop-Berrytwist
      @XFizzlepop-Berrytwist Год назад

      Came for the comments to fond this.

    • @XFizzlepop-Berrytwist
      @XFizzlepop-Berrytwist Год назад

      @@glamrockbonnie5983
      Thats a great story, quite hilarious.

  • @walrustusk007
    @walrustusk007 10 месяцев назад

    Whom ever thought is up??!! My hat is off to you, I was Navy myself, and got around some Marines, very, very dedicated group of men, love this video

  • @LegendHasIt
    @LegendHasIt Год назад +8

    THIS LINEUP OMG!!!!!!!!! Demo Rance, Brandon, Nikko, etc, im dead!!!

  • @ramblingrenegade6346
    @ramblingrenegade6346 Год назад +4

    The fact most of this video's cast aren't Marines just proves how much actual Marines would struggle to say this shit

  • @americas_boi1154
    @americas_boi1154 Год назад +4

    This mashup is absolutely incredible

  • @zibsa843
    @zibsa843 Год назад

    All my fav RUclipsrs! Yay! That made my day! Love you guys!!!

  • @keos6085
    @keos6085 Год назад +9

    Haha “this is just too much.”
    I’m dying 😂😂

  • @willkisil6872
    @willkisil6872 Год назад +8

    Damn Nikko, Kentucky ballistics, the Ak guy and demolition ranch! I’d love to see them do a colab

  • @braydengussler8936
    @braydengussler8936 Год назад +22

    Nikko, demo ranch, donut oporater, Kentucky ballistics, and Brandon Herrera I'm crying rn

  • @tomallison9362
    @tomallison9362 Год назад +1

    Lmao 😂😂😂😂 I love how well I can relate to this. Had me dying, I was like "I didn't know this video was about the army, wtf!!!"

  • @anzo0311
    @anzo0311 Год назад +5

    This was hilarious. Happy Birthday to my brothers and sisters of The Corps. Semper Fi.

  • @carsilk2492
    @carsilk2492 Год назад +10

    Nikko shoulda just been like “Rah rah rahrah rah!”

    • @fenixjoker5183
      @fenixjoker5183 Год назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣That would've been perfect🤣🤣🤣

    • @MAGEs-of-Anarchy
      @MAGEs-of-Anarchy Год назад +1

      But that’s sh*t they *do* say 😂

    • @carsilk2492
      @carsilk2492 Год назад +1

      @@MAGEs-of-Anarchy Yeah ya know, that dawned on me a little too late😂

  • @Censurami
    @Censurami Год назад +7

    God damn homie got them all for this skit

  • @pilotcooper9265
    @pilotcooper9265 Год назад +3

    This is the group of people we never knew we needed

  • @abstractguyxd7973
    @abstractguyxd7973 Год назад +4

    "Remember the Geneva Convention"
    *Has a .50 cal*

  • @paulherman5822
    @paulherman5822 Год назад +4

    Disclaimer: No crayons were harmed in the making of this video.

  • @team187rc
    @team187rc Год назад +4

    Holy heck so many famous faces best skit ever

  • @drowsyd3m0n1c
    @drowsyd3m0n1c Год назад +5

    "I love government health care"
    As a Canadian, I felt that.

  • @davedfran6082
    @davedfran6082 Год назад +4

    HOW TF DID YOU GET EVERYONE IN THIS?
    This is f'n gold right here!

  • @dypzyhosely
    @dypzyhosely Год назад +8

    Daddy Nikko AND Papa Donut my day has gotten better

  • @Pollywhop
    @Pollywhop Год назад +1

    tastes a little salty this hahahahaha 🤣 love all you guys🎉

  • @mr.clean419
    @mr.clean419 Год назад +10

    Before we get too heated, remember the Geneva convention. Man that brings back some memories

  • @rlevy13
    @rlevy13 Год назад +5

    Lol donut and Nikko in the same video

    • @BigCroogle
      @BigCroogle Год назад

      Literally everyones in it

  • @derangedapeconsumer8751
    @derangedapeconsumer8751 Год назад +4

    Dude! The sheer volume of people in this that I recognize makes me feel heavily patriotic

    • @marissamendoza8128
      @marissamendoza8128 Год назад

      Same i got excited when I seen Nikko then I started flipping out when I seen Donut and Brandon 🤣

  • @rew970
    @rew970 Год назад +8

    I heard that first one and wasn't looking at the screen, and I actually got mad for a second 💀

  • @migs358
    @migs358 Год назад +5

    "My girlfriend is definitely not cheating on me."

  • @dewgames1862
    @dewgames1862 Год назад +4

    Matt with the Geneva convention was fn hilarious.