I remember my marine buddy once standing in the middle of of a cloud of bees, hands on his hips, grinning. I said “what the fvck are you doing?” He said, “they know better than to sting me.” And they didn’t touch him. It was awesome.
That one about LeJeune's water LITERALY almost killed me this morning at 3am. I was a Corpsman at LeJeune years ago, and I'm currently pretty sick and it's hard to breathe, bad cough, chest muscle spasms all that. 31 seconds in I actually laughed SO hard and suddenly that my airway restricted and my overtaxed chest muscles went into spasms. I laugh-choked myself out; fell out of my chair; and basically woke up on the floor gasping for air. Congratulations, you almost killed someone with LeJeune water that's thousands of miles away from it! XD You're damn right I immediately watched it again like two or three times; this stuff is gold. Especially if vets were in horror movies. XD
"Transportation's here, right on time as usual." "He said he'd hook me up, and he hooked me up." "Don't worry, the lieutenant knows what he's doing." "Don't worry, the lieutenant knows where he's taking us." "It looks like they brought enough for everybody."
SSgt: CO's got an idea; should be great. Rifle Co. 1stSgt: I love my Non-Rates! Brand New Butter Bar: Alright men, I'm not here to get in the way. CO. GySgt: That new XO really has his shit together. Company Commander: I like a good joke as much as the next guy. LCpl: No one's going to wind up in Japanese Prison!
@@Enterprise6126 HEY!!! We will figure that shit out even if we have to rig 100 kid's arm rubber floaties on that damn thing! DON'T FUCK WITH OUR TOYS!!!!!!
Career Marine and I can honestly say I have never said one of those things, but you left out..."that might be a little too hard, let the Army take care of it!" LOL guys and keep it up.💯
For anyone that missed it, I had a SSgt in one of my schoolhouses. He was tracks at Pendleton for 3 years as radio maintainer like me. Only time he ever saw a track flood/run aground was when a mf brought dried apricots on board. It’s not a myth, but a curse
My dad is a marine, I made him watch this and he just laughed the whole time and said it's spot on. One time there was a guy claiming to be a vet, and when I asked which branch, he answered "I was a marine " and I knew right then and there he never served because no marine in the world would say "I used to be a marine " because we all know that it's once a marine, always a marine. The dude was lying to get sympathy for money. He got busted out like a month later by an airman. I live right next to Beal airforce base in California so service men/women are around town all the time. After the guy got busted out, I never saw him again.
"I really think we under-appreciate the other branches because they definitely work just as hard with just as little as us." "I miss the rush of air on my face during a nice PFT run in the desert heat at 0630 on a Monday" "Boy I need to cut back on the alcohol" "Yes Gunny, that WAS actually a really a funny joke. I wish this company could hear more of your Dad-humor, Gunny"
@@houndawg3 Ohh here we go, some keyboard warrior getting butt hurt over a joke. Since you said you where a Marine and in the Army I’m guessing you where also a Ranger, SF, Recon, MARSOC as well 😂😂. There is a reason why the Army has the most Officers and educated people per capita. Meanwhile the Marines have the lowest standard to get in.
I’m a nurse who had to deal with the VA for a patient of mine. It was the worst experience of my life. Ｈｅ didn’t have his anti-psychotics for a month! The VA was arguing the dose and release type. ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"They can't force us to do PT. We have rights..." My friend in the Marines, voicing his opinion. I thought he was smart so I stood up with him. Shortly thereafter we cleaned a giant mess hall garbage dumpster with toothbrushes and ran a PFT. I was so weak from puking it took us hours.
Watching TFE hold his composure the entire vid, only to lose it when Nikko said Marines suck has been the highlight of my day so far. Thank you for this gem. Also, saw it somewhere else, we NEED the blooper reel for this.
LMFAO..You guys are F'n awesome. As a vet it's great seeing you all together doing great things and making people laugh. Getting to try BRC for the 1st time this Christmas. One of my followers was just in Pigeon Forge, TN and grabbed me some because well...Y'all are the best. lol Keep doing what you do.
Had something like that bout a month ago. Out to dinner & saw an old Korea vet, so bought his & his wife's dinner. Some fuckshit the table across from me goes "what about me? I'm an ex Marine!!" Just looked at him, told then him he already had his Big Chicken Dinner, and flipped em off.
@𝕾𝖗𝖎𝖏𝖎𝖙 𝕾𝖚𝖗𝖊𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖆𝖙𝖍 Lee Harvey Oswald is one of a few individuals that the USMC doesn't enjoy claiming as one of their own. He's basically the poster child for the rare exception to the title of "ex-Marine" not being acceptable (i.e. Marines believe that, barring being kicked out for dishonorable conduct or doing something horrible after being discharged, you're always a Marine).
As an FMF Corpsman the Marines loved saying that to me “the men’s department”. I would always reply “then how come every time you come to me you are bitching and complaining” lol.
“Now guys, before things get too heated, remember the Geneva Convention” -Matt from Demo Ranch That shit is too funny, along with “dude we can’t clear rooms with the benelli” 💀🤣🤣🤣 P.s: LOVE YOU GUYS, KEEP UP THE WORK LOVE FROM CANADA THE CONTENT ROCKS 🇨🇦
@𝕾𝖗𝖎𝖏𝖎𝖙 𝕾𝖚𝖗𝖊𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖆𝖙𝖍 No, neither he, Scott, nor AK Jesus are former marines.......I know Scott is former Pd.....he actually may have served, I don't believe it was marines though
@𝕾𝖗𝖎𝖏𝖎𝖙 𝕾𝖚𝖗𝖊𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖆𝖙𝖍 basically they are picking on the Marines they know. Most of them were army and I think all of them that were in this none of them were actually Marines.
As an Air Force vet this is hilarious.... but we actually say some of these things. Damn... We're not called the chairForce for any ole reason I guess. lolol.
The whole video was funnier than hell. As a former Marine tank mechanic with 3rd tanks and 1st tanks, the apricot legend is true, happened to my M88 in gulf war 1. There was a reason there were great big signs at Tank BN chow hall that said” This chow hall proudly does not serve apricots “
'Safety brief, I trust you, libo' I have never even imagined those words could be in that order. Never in a million years. That shit ain't good too go, good too go.
"What else would a Marine NEVER say? Let us know in the comments! Fortunately, no Marines will see them - as we all know, they can't read." Nuh uh! It just needs to be written in CRAYON!
What branch should we do next??
Navy
Space force
Army
Shit Green Berets don't say
Coast Guard
The fact that Nikko was so nonchalant at the end had my dying.
Funnier thing is that it was probably 100% genuine,
@@blockmaestro1that's just Nikko being Nikko
❤
God, yes!
I remember my marine buddy once standing in the middle of of a cloud of bees, hands on his hips, grinning. I said “what the fvck are you doing?” He said, “they know better than to sting me.” And they didn’t touch him. It was awesome.
😂 epic!
I was like that when I went back to college and my frat bros were running from the bees and I was just standing there
Fun fact - this is because bees can smell your fear, and as long as you're not afraid they'll generally leave you alone
@@Wryilla Fun fact - Bullsh*t!
We are few and proud. Few and proud
"We never had a Marine president, but we had Lee Harvey Oswald ."😎
My sides are still hurting. 😂
explain this to me
@Elliott Miller Lee Harvey is infamous person who assassinated John F. Kennedy. Lee was ex-Marine, so was JFK was ex-Navy.
He (allegedly) killed JFK.
I read this while the video played at the same time.
This is the one thing Marines do say
That one about LeJeune's water LITERALY almost killed me this morning at 3am. I was a Corpsman at LeJeune years ago, and I'm currently pretty sick and it's hard to breathe, bad cough, chest muscle spasms all that. 31 seconds in I actually laughed SO hard and suddenly that my airway restricted and my overtaxed chest muscles went into spasms. I laugh-choked myself out; fell out of my chair; and basically woke up on the floor gasping for air. Congratulations, you almost killed someone with LeJeune water that's thousands of miles away from it! XD You're damn right I immediately watched it again like two or three times; this stuff is gold. Especially if vets were in horror movies. XD
I hope you're getting a fat government check outta it...
Sorry to hear that. My great uncle died a couple of years ago from lymphoma from Camp Lejeune.
"Transportation's here, right on time as usual."
"He said he'd hook me up, and he hooked me up."
"Don't worry, the lieutenant knows what he's doing."
"Don't worry, the lieutenant knows where he's taking us."
"It looks like they brought enough for everybody."
Pretty sure those Leutenant lines apply to all military ever. For whatever they call their Leutenant rank.
hurry up and wait? whats that?
SSgt: CO's got an idea; should be great.
Rifle Co. 1stSgt: I love my Non-Rates!
Brand New Butter Bar: Alright men, I'm not here to get in the way.
CO. GySgt: That new XO really has his shit together.
Company Commander: I like a good joke as much as the next guy.
LCpl: No one's going to wind up in Japanese Prison!
I think Nikko would be a perfect addition to the BRCC crew.
And the Fat Electrician
He's already a part of the gang in my mind. BOTH
Niko, Matt, and the Fat Electrician hell yeah
Is Brandon technically or just part of the extended family?
@@MsBritanie73 Guess he is
Oh my God, seeing Nikko, The Fat Electrician, Baddie, Brandon, and Demo in this was great, I want a pt. 2
Donut was there too
@@Nightengale537 I know, I've seen donut in a few of their skits, this was the first time I saw the other ones in their skits
they didn't have rich/angry cops. 0/10.
@@Nightengale537 And Kentucky
And Scott
Demolitia: "Hey guys before we get too heated remember the Geneva Convention"
That sh*t hit deep
Shit made me laugh tho
These make me crack
Are we going to a convention?
The Geneva Suggestion
Until the doc gets hit...
Retired Marine here, my sides hurt. I'm so glad you released this before my surgery on friday. I might have died.
Died ?
I heard Marines don't die... they're just missing in action
Who the hell gave you permission to might die?
@@mohamedimardbrucelee8829 Old Marines don't die. They just smell that way. SFMF.
I can't stop watching this! I love at the end when nikko says "Were not, we suck." lol
"It's really cool of Congress and the DoD to give us all this funding and new gear"
“Y’all now get HK rifles with silencers and Carl Gustavs and HIMARS.”
Marines: Sweet! We finally get new shit!
“Now hand over your tanks.”
@@classifiedad1 what good are tanks when landing on tiny island China built
@@Enterprise6126 HEY!!! We will figure that shit out even if we have to rig 100 kid's arm rubber floaties on that damn thing! DON'T FUCK WITH OUR TOYS!!!!!!
They are so nice for giving us Vietnam left over gear for Afghanistan!! 😂
“Our dress uniforms FACKIN SUCK” 😂😂 best line in video. Niko is a riot
he sounded a little salty which i why it was so funny lol
Career Marine and I can honestly say I have never said one of those things, but you left out..."that might be a little too hard, let the Army take care of it!" LOL guys and keep it up.💯
that is definitely the number one thing they left out.
No. Lets go hang out with sailers lol
Dang, that could have been a perfect ending!
Dad is a "former" United States Marine, and I've seen him eat an entire box of crayons.
@ChristBearerFlameHeartM A R I N E S
Purple tastes like Grape, fyi
😂😂😂😂
Lol, if you don't understand the reference, just look it up!@ChristBearerFlameHeart
For anyone that missed it, I had a SSgt in one of my schoolhouses. He was tracks at Pendleton for 3 years as radio maintainer like me. Only time he ever saw a track flood/run aground was when a mf brought dried apricots on board. It’s not a myth, but a curse
I love Fat Electrician's "Then I've got terrible news"
"Then I've got terrible news" holds out a rubber duck lol
No quack bangs here...
I'm now watching this so many times to find him...I never saw him
Fat electrician and Nikko are comedy gold together.
I'm so glad Nick fully recovered from his accident.
As a “ex” marine, I found this extremely accurate and hilarious
Once a Marine…
@@nickcampbell8535 Twice NJP'd.....
Lmao. Oowa.
Yeppers, mostly loved all 10 years. 88-98.
@@nickcampbell8535 always a marine...
Love Niko and Fat Electrician working together. Feels right.
My dad is a marine, I made him watch this and he just laughed the whole time and said it's spot on. One time there was a guy claiming to be a vet, and when I asked which branch, he answered "I was a marine " and I knew right then and there he never served because no marine in the world would say "I used to be a marine " because we all know that it's once a marine, always a marine. The dude was lying to get sympathy for money. He got busted out like a month later by an airman. I live right next to Beal airforce base in California so service men/women are around town all the time. After the guy got busted out, I never saw him again.
yea, I used to be a marine. I have moved on in life and have other accomplishments. ex-marine here. 89-93.
"I really think we under-appreciate the other branches because they definitely work just as hard with just as little as us."
"I miss the rush of air on my face during a nice PFT run in the desert heat at 0630 on a Monday"
"Boy I need to cut back on the alcohol"
"Yes Gunny, that WAS actually a really a funny joke. I wish this company could hear more of your Dad-humor, Gunny"
As a Army veteran I support "Marine guys are the smartest guys I have met" lol.
they are clever, it's not the same thing 😂
Was in AIT with Jarines they taught me how to fight properly 😁
As another Army Vet. I 2nd this notion. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
As both a Marine and Army vet, the Amy has some of the stupidest people I've ever met.
@@houndawg3
Ohh here we go, some keyboard warrior getting butt hurt over a joke. Since you said you where a Marine and in the Army I’m guessing you where also a Ranger, SF, Recon, MARSOC as well 😂😂. There is a reason why the Army has the most Officers and educated people per capita. Meanwhile the Marines have the lowest standard to get in.
"There's no way all marines are rifleman..."
Saved for two soldiers... 😂😂😂
Ya I’m sure they were both grinning when they saw that in the script 😂
As well as the “Little Sisters” comment 😂
IF YOU'RE NOT A RIFLEMAN, YOU ARE NEVER GOING TO BE A MARINE
!!
@@rogermorris-zd4dp shhh I just woke up. Every soldier is a riflemen but we humble our POGs
We need the blooper reel please I bet those are funny as hell
That would be 4 hours of my life well spent.
Agreed.
Release the bloopers!
Yeeees! We need the bloppers!!!!!
I'm here to play my part in the request to acquisition aforementioned blooper footage.
Nikko and fat electrician together made my damn day! It’s like your favorite bands playing together!
I’m a nurse who had to deal with the VA for a patient of mine. It was the worst experience of my life. Ｈｅ didn’t have his anti-psychotics for a month! The VA was arguing the dose and release type. ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oooookkkk?
Niko is perfect for this 😂
Adding Nikko to the squad was a fucking great move.
Dude is hilarious and we couldn’t resist throwing him in 😂
Hats off to all the Marines out there. If I ever run into one of you in Walmart, the Crayons are on me.
Crayons??? CRAYONS??? All we need is a stick (and it CAN be dull) that has had its tip charred in a fire.
So happy to see Nikko there. Probably one of my favorite all time youtubers.
"They can't force us to do PT. We have rights..."
My friend in the Marines, voicing his opinion. I thought he was smart so I stood up with him. Shortly thereafter we cleaned a giant mess hall garbage dumpster with toothbrushes and ran a PFT. I was so weak from puking it took us hours.
All I'm going to say is that Nikko does 'things the navy doesn't say', I'll be expecting it in uniform.
I'd love to see more Nikko in your content. That last scene is was perfect
"Marine guys are the smartest guys I've met". 🤣🤣🤣
Yeah that was good
They are😁
Where did you look?
Was going to thumbs up... But decided to leave it at 69 thumbs up instead.
That "Do we REALLY need close air support?" really got me
Nikko brings a special flair to any situation.
Love Nikko Ortiz!!!.."We're not we suck." I am dying!
I saw the short for this the other day and I have been excited for the full length vid LOL I fucking love it! Y'all never disappoint.
Happy to deliver!
I love this collab with Nikko, I hope to see more skits with y'all together
1:26 IS THAT DONUT TOO
Watching TFE hold his composure the entire vid, only to lose it when Nikko said Marines suck has been the highlight of my day so far. Thank you for this gem. Also, saw it somewhere else, we NEED the blooper reel for this.
Matt is not only a Vet, he was an operator too!!! Love this video!!
I never knew Nikko and BRCC was the combo I craved 😭❤️
Don't forget "Hey! We just won a war!" No Marine has said that since 1945.
We need more Nikko and Fat electrician together!
May I interest you in the Unsubscribe Podcast episodes with them, if you haven't already seen them? 😂
Been looking forward to watch full version ever since RUclips Shorts dropped! Great vid as always!
LMFAO..You guys are F'n awesome. As a vet it's great seeing you all together doing great things and making people laugh.
Getting to try BRC for the 1st time this Christmas. One of my followers was just in Pigeon Forge, TN and grabbed me some because well...Y'all are the best. lol
Keep doing what you do.
We love what we do for our Vets and first responders! Nothing but respect for our warriors!
This made my day, especially with bringing in Nikko and the Fat Electrician!
If Nikko didn’t keep those MARPATs for his Marine character, imma cry
I’m glad to see Nikko with BRCC
Saying hooah was a nice touch. And for the love of God we need more of all of them collaborating
Nikki Ortiz, Kentucky Ballisticts, BRCC and Demo Ranch. Absolute perfection.
BWAHHAHAH Nikko AND Fat Electrician on the screen together. THAT is amazing.
Nikko is hilarious! Please make him a regular!
Loved seeing Nikko in this!
The fat electrician breaking at the end got me 😂😂😂 solid video.
"Just got my 3rd pizza box in a row, totally going for sniper"
They deserve an Oscar for being able to actually say these things. I can feel their pain of trying to finish this video even without the outtakes.
Yup
THE CROSSOVER. We got Nikko, we got brandon, we got demolition ranch, the black rifle coffee crew, the whole gun gang shebang.
The way Nick couldn't hold a straight face at the end classic. Love you buddy!
Thanks again to everyone involved for another good video that only people with a military background or knowledge of really understand and appreciate.
Adding Nikko, Fat Electrician, and Baddie made my day🤣
“I love this Camp Lejeune water” 💀
This camp lejeune water is great. Lmfao. That one had me cracking up.
Well, “allegedly” it is extremely tasty and refreshing
@@BlackRifleCoffeeCompany that's what I heard as well lol so tasty
Better than the Nimitz
That part when they say "At least we got Lee Harvey Oswald" got me.
Andrews
Just yesterday I had someone online say they were an 'ex Marine'. You bet your ass I called them out on that! Yes, they were being serious.
Had something like that bout a month ago. Out to dinner & saw an old Korea vet, so bought his & his wife's dinner. Some fuckshit the table across from me goes "what about me? I'm an ex Marine!!"
Just looked at him, told then him he already had his Big Chicken Dinner, and flipped em off.
I know 1 ex-marine. He was a helicopter mechanic. He gave more shits about his wrenches than his m16, and gives zero attention to what he did.
Nikko and The Fat Electrician are perfect
Loved the cameos by Demo Ranch Matt and Kentucky Ballistics Scott!
"We've never had a Marine President."
"But we did have...." (wink)
😂😂😂😂 Yeah, I can see why Marines don't say that! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@𝕾𝖗𝖎𝖏𝖎𝖙 𝕾𝖚𝖗𝖊𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖆𝖙𝖍 Lee Harvey Oswald is one of a few individuals that the USMC doesn't enjoy claiming as one of their own. He's basically the poster child for the rare exception to the title of "ex-Marine" not being acceptable (i.e. Marines believe that, barring being kicked out for dishonorable conduct or doing something horrible after being discharged, you're always a Marine).
@𝕾𝖗𝖎𝖏𝖎𝖙 𝕾𝖚𝖗𝖊𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖆𝖙𝖍 ya I mean his shots were on point, definitely a rifleman 😏
Eh...I'm pretty sure I heard something like that a few times😂 remember, Oswald only qual'd Marksman
@@cosmicwolf4240Oswald only qual'd Marksman...lowest rung on the shooter's ladder
Hell yeah The Fat Electrician!!!!
Me: PO1 USN to my Gunny brother. "Marines are a department of the Navy". Gunny - "Yeah, men's department". fights on.
As an FMF Corpsman the Marines loved saying that to me “the men’s department”. I would always reply “then how come every time you come to me you are bitching and complaining” lol.
@@shaungafford8885 as a Doc, you're supposed to dispense ibuprofen, not witty and acerbic barbs. Lol. Semper Fi, Devil Doc. RAH!
“Now guys, before things get too heated, remember the Geneva Convention” -Matt from Demo Ranch
That shit is too funny, along with “dude we can’t clear rooms with the benelli” 💀🤣🤣🤣
P.s: LOVE YOU GUYS, KEEP UP THE WORK LOVE FROM CANADA THE CONTENT ROCKS 🇨🇦
Nikko needs to be an actor js that last line and his 100% serious face deceased me.
Something tells me Matt really would remind people about the Geneva convention if he was a Marine
And then he would break it himself lol
@𝕾𝖗𝖎𝖏𝖎𝖙 𝕾𝖚𝖗𝖊𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖆𝖙𝖍 No, neither he, Scott, nor AK Jesus are former marines.......I know Scott is former Pd.....he actually may have served, I don't believe it was marines though
@𝕾𝖗𝖎𝖏𝖎𝖙 𝕾𝖚𝖗𝖊𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖆𝖙𝖍 Because they are playing caricatures of Marines. It's comedy acting, and many of them NOT being Marines makes it all the funnier.
@𝕾𝖗𝖎𝖏𝖎𝖙 𝕾𝖚𝖗𝖊𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖆𝖙𝖍 basically they are picking on the Marines they know. Most of them were army and I think all of them that were in this none of them were actually Marines.
@𝕾𝖗𝖎𝖏𝖎𝖙 𝕾𝖚𝖗𝖊𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖆𝖙𝖍 Demo wasn't in the service as far as I know, the reason why they're in this video is because they're all friends
As an Air Force vet this is hilarious.... but we actually say some of these things. Damn... We're not called the chairForce for any ole reason I guess. lolol.
You got Nikko and The Fat Electrician together!! I need to see more
Yup
0:55 now that’s just disgraceful come on y’all 😂
Something you’ll never hear a marine say: “Oh yeah it’s fine if you call us soldiers it means the same thing anyway.”
Bro Nikko is the last piece of the puzzle! Snag dat homie and keep up the fantastic content! 😘
The Fat Electrician and Nikko this just got 💯 times better.
Bro nikko and nick 😂 perfect additions for Black Rifle. Nick for those paint sniffers that don’t know is the fat electrician
The whole video was funnier than hell. As a former Marine tank mechanic with 3rd tanks and 1st tanks, the apricot legend is true, happened to my M88 in gulf war 1.
There was a reason there were great big signs at Tank BN chow hall that said” This chow hall proudly does not serve apricots “
The best people I served with and ever met were MARINES. I was Navy in the Seabees we met many MARINES and you guys are AWESOME.
Kevin 👋
This shit was too accurate, I'm hurting over from laughing so hard
So good that Nick and nikko we're brought in.
1:11 had me dying Clint is funny as fuck
0:46 I love how Nikko grunts
Niko gets me ever time 😂😂
Ayy Nikko and the Fat Electrician? Hell yeah 👍
Good to see Donut in the lineup 👍🏻
'Safety brief, I trust you, libo'
I have never even imagined those words could be in that order. Never in a million years.
That shit ain't good too go, good too go.
Hmm 🤔
0:31 My dad was in camp Lejeune in 1983. That joke hits hard.
The apricot thing really got me. I never understood that whole superstition about apricot
Hi Marc 👋
You should do a part two next year around the Marine Corps' birthday.
"What else would a Marine NEVER say? Let us know in the comments! Fortunately, no Marines will see them - as we all know, they can't read."
Nuh uh! It just needs to be written in CRAYON!
You make a good point...
Why would you waste good rations?
Remember, it's never a war crime the first time!
0:20 NIKKO
Who was smart enough to put these funny so and so's together? Pure Gold
Lmao they even brought the fat electrician out there, I’d love to see this whole crew become official.
Everyone I love to see on RUclips in one place. This is the only coffee company I care about