Family tends to keep anything that could be made into a bomb as far away from me as possible, lol. At this point, I see their reasoning...but I still might as well be, like, living under communism or something. I mean, damn! I'd only blow us all sky high once🤬☠️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I stayed at a fellow veterans house, before I turned in, got a briefing where all the weapons were in the house, escape routes and CP and VP around the building. Completely normal behaviour.
...you grow old,are put in a nursing home, and forget everyone you know, and even your own name. But you remember your MOS, How to clean a M16A1 rifle, and you line your shoes up under your made bed every morning. :)
My father passed away at 92, WWII, Korea, Nam. He was Army Air Corps, Army Air Forces, USAF / 30 years. Hardcore to his last breath. You guys do him proud. The leg gag is him all over, loved it. Laughed my ass off you sick puppies!
@@who9480 thanks, Austin. He was a great guy, miss him every day. These wuss-ass athletes kneeling for the anthem never impressed me as "heroes", I got to eat dinner with my hero, and a whole bunch just like him, growing up. Appreciate your reply and respect, Bravo Zulu, mate.
I was going to comment on that too, no wonder so many people love this crew. Anti-PC, sick in the head (in a good way?) humor and pure 'Murica through and through.
@@greeneagle2663 I'm a not a veteran nor a member of the armed forces of my country. I consider myself to have an affiliate understanding of the humour born out of the job folks like you did or still do. If you can't find the funny in the most fucked up of situations then you'll struggle with the reality you work in. It's like how I have to find the funny in the shit that comes with being autistic otherwise I'd be having the same crap mindset I had ditched in high school which alienated me from being more openly social.
@@BlackRifleCoffeeCompany Having kids at an age where I basically live off of kids' movies, all I could think of was Fix It Felix, Jr. from "Wreck it Ralph."
Maybe tell the store clerks about BRCC, they are the ones making the orders, you can't just expect them to deliver to gas stations without a supply order
@@killian9314 Hrmmm... Does BRCC have NSNs for their products? If so, posting the NSNs on their site for quick reference would be handy... and muchly appreciated. ;-)
Speaking of sick sense of humor have you seen the new T shirts "Kabul Skydiving Club- EST 2021" Shows a C-17 and people falling from it. Some fucked but very funny shit.
@@jamargreen1209 for you dimwits who say "that didn't age well" the line was always ironic, this video is only a year old and Afganistan is a 20 year old shit show
This video is *very* accurate to my Dad and his other wounded veteran pals. Dad's friend, Johnny who is an amputee (lost his leg in Afghanistan) pulled the exact same prank on my Mama.
When I ride shotgun, I look and say "clear right" to my wife whenever she stops at an intersection. When I'm at my son's baseball games and a foul ball looks like it might hit the stands, I say "incoming!" I talk through procedures for leaking chemical weapon response when I change our baby's diapers.
I grew out of this...but I wish I had video of people's faces when I would say, "Wait one, say again last transmission, over" when talking on the phone
One of the things I used to say very loudly was "stand clear". People that worked for me would look at me funny. I would think to myself that I warned them!
@@spasspasov2959 very dangerous That scary black ar15 ghost gun is capable of firing 30 caliber clip within seconds And the barrel shroud (the shoulder thing that goes up) makes it even more dangerous
I grew up 5 mins away from JBLM and there's vets everywhere. This kind of humor rubbed off on me and now I am going to spread this humor throughout the USAF.
64 year old veteran and my wife sleeps with a gun. Not the same as a weapon. I sleep with the weapons. "One is for shootin', the other is for fun". To paraphrase.
2:33 minute mark... "Why is this in my job description? You have so much power..." Priceless... 3:14... 'You guys have the sickest sense of humor!" 3:17 "Yep..." Extra Crispy Priceless! Humor is the best form of medicine! Keep them coming BRCC!
I always hated going to the box of MREs and all that was there are the ones that nobody else wanted. Some people would open a new box to get their favorite. We would always end up with a box full of the two or three meals that were disliked most. Then you would be forced to eat them or go without.
Hi from South Africa..you guys are awesome...just wished we has sush cool gear in SA as my son is a BIG BIG fan of all your gear....you make father and son time fun thank you we apriciate the humor and ofcourse the wepons.......GOD bless...Bertus Nolte and Family
"screw" you guys for making me realize not everyone acts like this, haha. My wife has to tell me now when I am being "old me" now since apparently I scare people with my......."enthusiasm".
Finish this sentence: You might be a veteran if...
Put a lipper in first before you’re morning shit.
You sense of humor is mooning the next door neighbors wife.
When saying Sir or Ma’am you always think F&$ktard.
Your poncho liner means more to you than your own kids.
if you make a... ruclips.net/video/Brqy2VWJ7EM/видео.html
“But I built a bomb!”
“But he built a bomb!”
I died at that part
I thought he said FOB...
Bro it sucks when the breaker breaks and i build a bomb every time smh
Family tends to keep anything that could be made into a bomb as far away from me as possible, lol. At this point, I see their reasoning...but I still might as well be, like, living under communism or something. I mean, damn! I'd only blow us all sky high once🤬☠️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Murica incarnate
@@AngelDiaz-zu5bn at least you have a bomb
I stayed at a fellow veterans house, before I turned in, got a briefing where all the weapons were in the house, escape routes and CP and VP around the building. Completely normal behaviour.
Your buddy definitely needs to go to the VA to get a rating for that
@@jMuas0621 For The Win! Outstanding.
Watch out for ieds in the way to grocery store
No home is complete without an MG42 fatal funnel and a waterboarding suite!
@@AnonEMus-cp2mn its not called waterboarding anymore, its refered to as tactical baptism
The "Fixed Afghanistan" joke aged like a fine wine 🍷
the US military has done awful things
@@caseycostello4357 Just like everyone else has
Found myself 2 months later lol
@@caseycostello4357 so has every other country
awesome edits for these vids
"Get this man a beer" and Mat catches a Coors light... Talk about a sick sense of humor.
Light beer is like making love in a canoe
zentoco IKR, Coors Light is not beer
@@bigbey01 it's canoe water
@@bigbey01 anything is beer besides Michelob ultras gentleman ciroc & Sprite also doesn't count as liquor.
Cripsy is watching his figure.
"You guys have the sickest sense of humor."
Me: feeling that warm sense of belonging...."Yep"
Well I’m a fresh new Marine watching this and yeah I feel the same.
I am not a marine.
But this is still the best moment in the video.
But...
"But I built a bomb!"
Everyone:
"But he built a bomb!"
Was a close second.
That made me laugh way to hard because it's true.
Same 🤣
Lol my younger brother tells me that my humor is to dark 😂😂😂
Bedroom SCAR - when she's says her head game is good but she gives you that teeth job...
"But I built a bomb!"
"HE BUILT A BOMB!"
Crash Test Dummy I dunno why but I thought said he built a whole-ass FOB.
Oh, i thought he said FOB, hahahaha!
@@Wiromax3 right same haha
Priceless
I thought he said FOB
Wife: "how do you want your coffee?"
Me: "like my sense of humor"
Wife: "Beyond Black it is then."
From one veteran to another I want to say thank you for your service and you guys Rock!!!🤠
Bald eagle with sunglasses is one of the better things i have ever seen.
swefilmstudent could only be better if the were tac glasses
I'm Canadian....and even I found felt damn American after seeing that!
IKR 😎🇺🇸
If you can make it an iPhone wallpaper I’ll love you forever
Just screenshot and crop it. It looks amazing.
"But I built a bomb!"
"He built a bomb!"
Friendship goals.
I want those goals...
No literally thats what you do when you don't want friends, build bombs in the basement... its a whole thing
he meant a barn
because a barn is always the best place to hide out during a zombie apocalypse
Im no member of the military but this is amazing. THANK YOU ALL FOR YOUR SERVICE!
I almost spat out my coffee at "Just like we fixed Afghanistan!"
“This is worse”.......nope
Ryan M that’s why I love this channel.
As soon I heard that, paused the video and went straight for a thumbs-up.
Was it black rifle tho?
It’s because it’s so true that it hurts. It hurts so bad it’s funny.
"You guys have the sickest sense of humour"
*glug*
"Yep"
Every veteran ever 🤣🤣
Pretty much.
Oh yes.... oh so much yes...
Works for me.
I'm no Veteran, but I laughed like a loon anyway. That probably just means I'm sick in the head...
Oh well! *opens beer*
Best thing i ever herd from a gellow student, " after i started hanging out with my husband and his vet friends... i started to think like them".
...you grow old,are put in a nursing home, and forget everyone you know, and even your own name. But you remember your MOS, How to clean a M16A1 rifle, and you line your shoes up under your made bed every morning. :)
Priorities 🦅
My father passed away at 92, WWII, Korea, Nam. He was Army Air Corps, Army Air Forces, USAF / 30 years. Hardcore to his last breath. You guys do him proud. The leg gag is him all over, loved it. Laughed my ass off you sick puppies!
@@9stripesforliberty I’m aware this is late as fuck but mad respect to your dad homie
@@who9480 thanks, Austin. He was a great guy, miss him every day. These wuss-ass athletes kneeling for the anthem never impressed me as "heroes", I got to eat dinner with my hero, and a whole bunch just like him, growing up.
Appreciate your reply and respect, Bravo Zulu, mate.
@@9stripesforliberty they ain’t shit, your dad is the real one amongst a generation of real ones 🤙🏼
He answered “yep” a millisecond before I did. 😂 Yes we do.
Did we just become best friends?!
I was going to comment on that too, no wonder so many people love this crew. Anti-PC, sick in the head (in a good way?) humor and pure 'Murica through and through.
Black Rifle Coffee Company 👍🏻 I appreciate you guys! Most people I’m around are normal (non-veterans) and they don’t understand our humor. 😄.
@@greeneagle2663 I'm a not a veteran nor a member of the armed forces of my country. I consider myself to have an affiliate understanding of the humour born out of the job folks like you did or still do. If you can't find the funny in the most fucked up of situations then you'll struggle with the reality you work in.
It's like how I have to find the funny in the shit that comes with being autistic otherwise I'd be having the same crap mindset I had ditched in high school which alienated me from being more openly social.
@@greeneagle2663 Not a vet. But went through a lot of crap growing up. These guys have beaten my dark sense of humor by spades...
BRCC: The only internet ads I can't wait to watch....
Got a 'hydration mayonnaise' ad on this
"Why is this in my job description?" Cracked me up
"we we we can fix it just like we fixed Afghanistan"
Misssiionn accomplished!!
I love the bladed upgrade to that leg, too bad you boss didn't go grind house in it lol
This totaly killed me.
@@pyeitme508 bro that's the joke
@@BlackRifleCoffeeCompany Having kids at an age where I basically live off of kids' movies, all I could think of was Fix It Felix, Jr. from "Wreck it Ralph."
“Wait, where are we going?”
“Gas station”
“Oh, let me go get the 50 real quick”
“You didn’t pack it already?”
Y'all are absolutely hysterical. My husband, who is retire navy, said it reminded him how much he misses being in service.
If you watch Black Rifle Coffee videos over and over.
Hey you'll hear no arguments here
Even my daughters watch them with my wife and I, The 8 year old loves their videos
👍🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Watched each one about 20 times 😊
“Why is this in my job description!”
Me: dead
He has so much power!
I love you guys, sense of humor, makes me feel All warm and fuzzy inside. 🇺🇲🙏🇺🇲
"Bedside Protection...Magnum" LOL I see what you did.
Aye Mat when are y’all puttin the canned coffees in gas stations!? Truckers need that on the go
Apache Helicopter it’s Mat with ONE t! Get it right!
Maybe tell the store clerks about BRCC, they are the ones making the orders, you can't just expect them to deliver to gas stations without a supply order
@@killian9314 Hrmmm...
Does BRCC have NSNs for their products?
If so, posting the NSNs on their site for quick reference would be handy... and muchly appreciated.
;-)
Not necessarily, plenty of businesses go around and ask if they can sale product
I guarantee you this coffee will be banned in liberal states
Lol, had some vets helping me with my septic tank, one of them ran away with Mikes prosthetic leg, we laughed and laughed....
"You guys have the SICKEST SENSE OF HUMOR!!" 'Yep.' FInishes his beer.
How is that a sick sense of humor it’s hilarious
@@Skylikesavation
Some of the funniest stuff comes from a 'sick sense of humor.' Re: pretty much any successful Mel Brooks movie.
MURICA
Speaking of sick sense of humor have you seen the new T shirts "Kabul Skydiving Club- EST 2021" Shows a C-17 and people falling from it. Some fucked but very funny shit.
I love that very honest yep cus he knows it's still funny as shit
Just like we fixed Afghanistan then the most American stuff I seen what a great touch
well that didn't age well
That didn’t age well at all
@@oblivionmusic2146 definetly didnt
mhm
@@jamargreen1209 for you dimwits who say "that didn't age well" the line was always ironic, this video is only a year old and Afganistan is a 20 year old shit show
This video is *very* accurate to my Dad and his other wounded veteran pals. Dad's friend, Johnny who is an amputee (lost his leg in Afghanistan) pulled the exact same prank on my Mama.
The eagle and sunglasses needs to be on posters, t-shirts and mugs asap!
Awesome work to all!
Civilian: "What are you wearing?"
Veteran: "It is a Glock19"
Civilian: "WTF!!!! - I was talking about your shirt"
It is all about priorities
I prefer glock 15
Glock sucks. It's all bout the baretta
1911
That transition in scenario 2 was one of the greatest things I’ve ever seen. I want to use it all the time
Government: You must wear protection when going outside at all times.
Veterans: 0:00
When I ride shotgun, I look and say "clear right" to my wife whenever she stops at an intersection.
When I'm at my son's baseball games and a foul ball looks like it might hit the stands, I say "incoming!"
I talk through procedures for leaking chemical weapon response when I change our baby's diapers.
I grew out of this...but I wish I had video of people's faces when I would say, "Wait one, say again last transmission, over" when talking on the phone
One of the things I used to say very loudly was "stand clear". People that worked for me would look at me funny. I would think to myself that I warned them!
Definitely know what that's like.
I so want to see that chem video...would be hilarious to see a vet citing book chem while diaper changing.
The funniest most true thing about this, is not the jokes, but the simple, somewhat smug "yep" at the end. Love it great job.
Your editing has gotten insane. Your on another level with that matrix style Keurig cup grab.
I am sorry the Canadian government banned a bag of your coffee thinking it was an ar-15
LMAO,
aren`t automatic assault rifle 15s dangerous??
Spas Spasov
ar stands for armalite, not assault rifle. can’t even own an automatic rifle either
JosheyG34 lol, realistic!
@@spasspasov2959 very dangerous
That scary black ar15 ghost gun is capable of firing 30 caliber clip within seconds
And the barrel shroud (the shoulder thing that goes up) makes it even more dangerous
The crispy cameo tho!!!! Dudes a boss, amazing story for sure!!!
"ITS A BRAND NEW LAWN MOWER!" 😂😂😂
The “just like we fixed afghanistan” part had me dying.
The goats approve of this
@@pteppig 0
Uuhm we need to talk
That quote didn't age well
Oh no. Someone should tell em.
Thank you for that! And thank you men for your service!
I haven’t laughed so hard in a while
Happy to be of service, Biggs!!
Black Rifle Coffee Company is it possible to learn this power with the K cups
Make that bald eagle with the sunnies as a shirt and keyring and it's sold
Please do it!
By far the best of all of the BRCC videos. God bless.
These guys sell coffee, but whenever I watch their videos, I feel the urge to buy a gun.
I have that urge most days... irrelevant of the video
Guns plural!
I think their brick and mortar coffeehouse is also a gun shop.
@@housekilla457 you are correct sir
Honestly i bought some of the coffee best coffee ive ever had
I grew up 5 mins away from JBLM and there's vets everywhere. This kind of humor rubbed off on me and now I am going to spread this humor throughout the USAF.
no need it's already there
Now I can show all my coworkers...
I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE!!!
😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"But I made a bomb!"
And it was a nice bomb
The best bomb. And the biggliest. It's bigger and redder than Rocketman's too!
@@BlackRifleCoffeeCompany 😭
Bruhh Eli looked like a little kid when he said “yup”
The camouflage Crocs cracked me up 🤣🤣😂
Better than any late night “comedy” show.... you guys are crazy but funnnny. My kind of people.
and armed
@@rmr5044 Nope they all suck.
Haha haha “that’s how u taco Tuesday!” That was awesome
U all need to run this around again. The best coffee company/commercial ever.
You guys are the best! As a fellow vet i would love to share a drink and go to the range sometime.
holy hell, i was laughing the entire time. The lawn mower prank was awesome
“You guys have the sickest sense of humor- Yep” that was a pretty good description of a vet lmao
Y'alls sense of humor is similar to ours in ems. Y'all rock guys. God bless.
The song used with the American Eagle needs an entire music video!
Just found this channel today! By far my favorite 🤙
I can only imagine what happens if they see a roach or a spider.
Nah, catch the roach and the spider, drop them in a sawed off drum bottom and make bets on which one wins the death match.
"He built a bomb!!!" - Holy F that's funny
Being a veteran myself and after losing my right eye can relate to some of these! I love it!!
You might be a Veteran if after arriving at store, you tell your family to "dismount the vehicle".
I'M 70 AN A VETERAN I TO SLEEP WITH A GUN
you have a cool beard
Thank you 🙏🏼 for your service
💪💪💪 your not alone 34 year old veteran
73yr old vet here.
64 year old veteran and my wife sleeps with a gun. Not the same as a weapon. I sleep with the weapons. "One is for shootin', the other is for fun". To paraphrase.
Drinking a beer while watching veterans hav fun
That is one hell of a day
Y'all are insane! 🤣
You got my laugh, like and subscribe at "Just like we fixed Afghanistaaaaaaan!"
2:33 minute mark... "Why is this in my job description? You have so much power..."
Priceless...
3:14... 'You guys have the sickest sense of humor!" 3:17 "Yep..."
Extra Crispy Priceless!
Humor is the best form of medicine!
Keep them coming BRCC!
"You guys have the sickest sense of humor!"
_Yep._
👍
This is my first video of yours I watched.
I'm a former Marine so I started on part 2.
Nobody ever accused me of having any patience.
Subbed.
Love these guys
If you get pissed when someone speaks poorly of beloved MREs.
I always hated going to the box of MREs and all that was there are the ones that nobody else wanted. Some people would open a new box to get their favorite. We would always end up with a box full of the two or three meals that were disliked most. Then you would be forced to eat them or go without.
I miss having my five fingers of death for breakfast...
@Dave Todd Ahhh someone who remembers the food ole day's before they put treats in their ! 👍 My MRE has a first name its ( Constipation )
When people disrespect that Asian style beef strip with vegetable....
This is about the 10th time I have watched this video this year so far !
Every time it comes up in my feed is like Christmas day !
This is the most American thing I have ever seen LoL
and its awesome
@@chrislarson9504 yes it is
The quality of your videos are just so fucking so good. I really want a full length movie from you guys
Can we all just appreciate Eli’s perfect scream 😂
"That's how you Taco Tuesday!"
Me. Why do so many skits have Evan on a toilet.
Crispy had me rollin!
I had to start laughing at the opening scene, just as you guys were sitting up... thought you were still in your boxer-PJ's! Hilarious!
"You guys have the sickest sense of humor!"
"Yup."
I'm Dying!!
“Just kidding heather, i lost it in the war” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
HAHAHAHA these guys recently started popping up on my suggested videos. They make the funniest videos, I could watch these all day.
40 thumbs down?!?!?!? Who are those twits??? This was friggin' EPIC!!!!
afghani consulate
You misspelled "twats"
I’m still trying to understand what’s so epic about it?...
The last one was killer because I could see people doing that one lol.
You guys are Freakin AWESOME 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"But i built a bomb!!"
I just about quote this every day
“We’ll fix it just like we fixed Afghanistan.” That didn’t age well
This was done after we "mission completed" afghanistan. They know perfectly well what they are doing lol.
Yeah it did lol. The point was they put in a lot of work and it still wasn't fixed, it was worse. That was the whole joke
That matrix reference is too good to not be a commercial
Hi from South Africa..you guys are awesome...just wished we has sush cool gear in SA as my son is a BIG BIG fan of all your gear....you make father and son time fun thank you we apriciate the humor and ofcourse the wepons.......GOD bless...Bertus Nolte and Family
"Just like we fixed Afghanistan!"
ME: Oh God! Run, dude! Save yourself!
Too late
we love you guys. Keep up the great work!
Damn, every video makes me miss the Corps. NO HOMO!
Gotta love Heather.
❤️❤️❤️
1:06 we need to put this in every American Dad episode but with more Top Gun for peak America.
"You guys have the sickest sense if humor!" "Yup." Cant even argue against it
I'm not a veteran but everything y'all did in this vid, sums me up 😂😂😂😂
for a second, i almost thought to myself “why do they know so many people with missing legs”
"screw" you guys for making me realize not everyone acts like this, haha. My wife has to tell me now when I am being "old me" now since apparently I scare people with my......."enthusiasm".
Been there, done that ....
the end i thought they were going to say " oh wait it was the other leg..aghhhhhhhhhhhhh"