And he ain't lying... Army recruiters really out there making promises for shit you'll never do. Spent 4 years in the Army as a Multimedia Illustrator, recruiter said I was gonna be able to do graphic design work for the military and build skills as an artist/illustrator... Instead, I spent 4 years pushing papers as an HR clerk in a hole under a mountain.🤣 (Not gonna lie, though... that HR gig was pretty sweet. Doing admin assistant work all day? Boring to a degree, but apparently I was one of the best at it. Too bad I couldn't reclass.)
That’s because you can tell he actually takes the time to study comedy and what makes the best bits hits. If you look closely you can see some parts and mannerisms from big names like Kevin hart and Rickey gervais specials.
As a Marine, if you loose your wallet, sure enough another Marine will find it. He’ll find you and bring it back with all the cash and cards still in it. But, if you leave a piece of gear laying around…it’s gone. You’ll never see it again. “Gear adrift is a gift”.
Same. Lol Air Force was interested in me in doing NOAA data retrieval. The ones who fly into hurricanes. But once I took the asvab the Air recruiter was like..."hey won't be able to do the mos you want but HEY look here we got air craft mechanic.." I was like...😐....nope. Joined Army Guard later that same week lol. Army gave me job I wanted with waaay bigger signing bonus..... Too bad I never did that occupation in combat lmao!
@@keithrogers589 thats so true dude, in the past couple of months ive been trying to set stuff up with my air force recruiter which i came to lol, the navy and army have came to me.
I guarantee he intentionally left the Air Force out as more of an inside joke for us active/vets. You know the AF ain't going to no damn trailer park looking for recruits XD
I noticed he didn’t have a story about the AF recruiter coming by the trailer :) I had to go looking for my AF recruiter, Brooklyn NY, 4 million people and one SSGT with his feet up on his desk. He told me not to bother him unless I was serious!, ha!
I scored a 91 on the ASVAB when I was 16. Army called, Marines called, Air Force called, and the Navy recruiter came to my house, sat in my kitchen and sold me a line of bullsh-t. 20 years and 21 days later... I called it a career.
I was headed to the air force with nothing. BM1 came out while I was getting in my car. I'll give you 10 racks if you sign with me. 20 years and 2 days, I'm done🤣🤣🤣
I used to wrestle in the Army, and it’s true that about 85% of the time all we did was wrestle. Placed 3rd in the 1996 Olympic trials. It was the best time and worst time in my military career, traveling, starving, competing, starving, got a lot of National/international experience, starving, and made some good friends.
Abram Carroll I think you are missing the point. Does McDonalds give their employees 100% free medical, a free living space, and free food? Factoring all those things in a McDonalds employees net worth value is less than the value of the 18 yo's job in the military. From what i understand the military never done 16 hours a day per person. Maybe a 12er.
@@spaceman5089 you're mostly right, aside from shifts. You'll work 36 straight hours at multiple points in a year. Hardly a McDonalds schedule. 12 hours is a regular day with zero OT on top. You'll also be on a rotation for 24/hr duty shifts
My starting pay in the Navy was $321 a month before deductions in 1973. I think my biweekly checks were about $125. But I grew up on a farm where I did get any money, so that was a big step up.
Sir I was making $400 every 2 weeks in 99' (paying off that G.I. bill I have yet to use... 😂) I was like: I could make this much frying Chicken fingers and making salads at Applebee's... 😂
Knock knock jokes to a Bedouin went over my head for about 30 seconds. Then I remember thay used to be desert nomads that lived in tents, and laughed my butt off. That was a smart joke...😂
I ended up in the marine corps when the recruiter came looking for another guy who worked at the supermarket who was scheduled to ship off soon snd he was like hey while you’re here ..
My late uncle was a Marine who jumped in and took care of that grenade to save other's lives. He lived and was decorated for it. So proud of him... he was a Master Gunnery Sargent.
This is 100% true. Army recruiter lied his ass off telling me about my own private dorm and leave on weekends.. NAVY dude was like this will be hard work and you get out what you put into it. I respected that.
And this is why Gary is always invited to the picnic/bbg whatever... he's just himself. We black folk love him because he is real. He's doesn't put on and he doesn't put down to raise himself up. He is our (or at least my) play cousin for real.
Gary and I are around the same age. I joined the Marines in 1997. My first three months worth of pay for being in basic training was just over $1800 after deductions (savings bonds, flight home). I got home and acted like I WAS BRAND NEW. $475 every two weeks doesn't sound like much, but when you consider that's $950/month with ZERO obligation...no rent, no food, no utilities, no cable...the only thing I was responsible for truly was laundry and toiletries. I know a lot of people who make good money that would love to be +$950 at the end of each month after expenses.
In 75 it was $414 gross in the corp.but as a Navy dependent in the P.I we made $1.00 an hour working on base after school. Part time was about $80.00 a month gross pay... So $414.00 gross seemed like high cotton. 48 yrs ago seems like …. Fuck I’m getting old!
Ha, I remember my first paycheck in the Marines was $551 (gross before deductions) and that was for the whole month. We got paid once a month and the first weekend after payday the bars and clubs off base were hopping, the next weekend a little less, the 3rd weekend not so much and the last weekend before the next payday it was dead. The on base enlisted bar worked the opposite and was dead after payday and got more crowded thru the month as guys ran out of money.
Remind me of when I came to USA in 85 and my salary was $4.00 hr. . I thought I was going to be rich in no time. Until I found out that a Public Bus trip was $1.00.🤣😂🤣
Had to laugh at the Army wrestling story. I was stationed in Germany with 3 guys. 1 played tennis the other baseball and the last guy a boxer and that's exactly what the recruiter told them.
Dude that’s what I wanted to do in the army, but the video the recruiters show 88M for wasn’t working that day and didn’t want to end driving an officer around in a Humvee.......so decided to go with 63E (M1A2 Tank Engine Mechanic).
Honestly if more young men and wo.en joined the armed forces out high school we would have a completely different generation to build the future around. The rectitude, the discipline, and the character building offered by the Armed forces helps shape many people for success after their service. God bless all those who gladly give their lives for our freedom 🙏
As a proctor for the Census Bureau in 2010, I had an opportunity to witness the rectitude, discipline, and character you refer to. They were a level up on the college graduates and other prospects that took the test and submitted their documents.
Dude, that's the first thing I thought of when I clicked this video. This guy has gotta know; and the Army recruiter should have fucked with him about it lol.
I saw his name and thought it was fake! He wouldn't have survived through basic if he had DS' like mine though! Would have smoked him hard with that name!
@@noneofyourbusiness9489 ooh you're right! I hadn't thought that one through. It doesn't matter what service you go into or even what country you serve, one of the first things a young recruit leans is DON"T STAND OUT!
My dad was special ops Marine Corp DMZ in NAM . Lost both legs to m16 fire . He was Major Payne with Ermey vibes . That kinda raising kept me living right .
Gary owens has a gift that no one posseses and that's he is the realist brother out there black or white keep blessing us and show us how to Love one and other
I remember one of my drill instructors said, "that jumping grenade thing is stupid. You get home to your family by any means necessary. God, family, and then the core". He was my favorite drill instructor.
I had the Air Force and Marines recruiting me. Army wasn't a consideration. Didn't want to go Navy because I didn't want to be stuck on ships...spent 11 months of my 4 years in the Corps on them anyway! USS Dubuque, USS Germantown and USS Ponce.
i can so relate! i joined usaf in 1982. did my hitch then went ang. if i'd known the reserves was so much better, i'd have started there. ang has commanders that have a day job, so they get it.
The army got me. By the end of MEPs when you decide to choose your MOS I got shown a video about artillery and thought it was cool as hell...man the only thing that made it worth it was that 20k bonus.
Wooooooowww....I'm an Army combat vet, deployed twice to that dump Iraq 04-05, and I cannot believe the recruiter tried to pitch that wrestling bulls*** to him, cuz yep, that dude was lyin thru his teeth big time....you may wrestle for the Army, but that will only happen AFTER your deployment overseas....lmao
That was so true when I joined the Army in "85. You couldn't hit me in the ass with a green apple. I just knew I was rich. SMH. Loved every minute of it for 22 years. Go Army 13 Fox.
@@honjokun0615 I was a Forward Observer for my last 3yrs. Funny thing is after I changed MOS from 13M (Multiple Launch Rocket Systems to 13F. I got stuck in an Aviation Brigade. Never used the MOS except for school at Ft. Sill. I was a glorified Battle NCO, better known as a flight scheduler, go figure.
If you did Air Force it would have been your easiest. I spent most of basic laughing, cracking jokes, and ummm....yea we had a sister flight in our Squadron.
@@Mercenary-1914 One of the toughest men I met was at Army basic, and he said the same about AF basic. Whatever he did there made him an intimidating and capable soldier though. One of the funniest, twisted, and awesome people I have ever met. Did you see Owen's worst cop video? I think you cough appreciate it.
@@kilhattrick I don't buy that for one second I did basic at ft benning georgia and did ranger school and served in the ranger regiment ..I am not buying for one second that coast guard basic is the hardest .. absolutely not 😂
@@slow_rednline4874 I did my Army basic at Ft. Sill where they train combat medics and artillery. It is not Ft. Benning brother. Ft. Sill was also my third run, so it was easy. I would not dare say that Sill and Benning are even at the same level. Happy you earned it though.
@@kilhattrick I was a socom medic I did my basic a my basic at sand hill where they train infantry troops my guy. Stop the madness..they don't train medics at fort sill as I was a medic for 20 years ..they train medic at ft sam houston and socom medics train at macdill afb where socom is located I more than earned it..I went to airborne school and sere school and ranger school and I was not a school house ranger..you sound crazy you can say that dumb shit all you like personally I think you're full of shit🤷🏾♂️
Exactly what I experienced. Marine talked about how badass being a Marine was, Army dude lied the whole fucking time, Navy dude just told it how it was, and Air Force dude talked about the money
Back in 1969 I made $123 a month as a E-1 in the Marine Corp. A year later as an E-3, I made $155 plus combat pay was another $60 a month. I kept $20 a month and sent the rest home to my parents.
"I can get you out of this shit."
Damn funniest line I've heard in a long time.
and the most honest pitch ever lol
Pretty much what they told me. "I can get you out of Kentucky."
😅😅😅😅
First comedian I've seen talk about the military and not use boring stereotypes
",....the first?! I am tryin to be part of the many!"...LMAOOOO
For real tho
And he ain't lying... Army recruiters really out there making promises for shit you'll never do.
Spent 4 years in the Army as a Multimedia Illustrator, recruiter said I was gonna be able to do graphic design work for the military and build skills as an artist/illustrator...
Instead, I spent 4 years pushing papers as an HR clerk in a hole under a mountain.🤣
(Not gonna lie, though... that HR gig was pretty sweet. Doing admin assistant work all day? Boring to a degree, but apparently I was one of the best at it. Too bad I couldn't reclass.)
Well yeah cuz he actually served so he knows what's up
That’s because you can tell he actually takes the time to study comedy and what makes the best bits hits. If you look closely you can see some parts and mannerisms from big names like Kevin hart and Rickey gervais specials.
As a Marine, if you loose your wallet, sure enough another Marine will find it. He’ll find you and bring it back with all the cash and cards still in it. But, if you leave a piece of gear laying around…it’s gone. You’ll never see it again. “Gear adrift is a gift”.
Damn straight... There's only one thief in the Marine Corps; everybody else is just trying to get their shit back...
They also make your crayons dissapear.
Same for your crew on a construction site 😂 don’t leave yo tools no where
Damn!
we called loose gear "tactical acquisition"
"I'll join the 3rd" hilarious 😆 🤣 😂
Had me dying 😂😂😂
Air force guy had me convinced to join, till they looked at my grades and test scores. Told me I may be better suited for the Marines or Army.
Airforce Rejected Me Yesterday
Lmao
Same. Lol Air Force was interested in me in doing NOAA data retrieval. The ones who fly into hurricanes. But once I took the asvab the Air recruiter was like..."hey won't be able to do the mos you want but HEY look here we got air craft mechanic.."
I was like...😐....nope.
Joined Army Guard later that same week lol. Army gave me job I wanted with waaay bigger signing bonus.....
Too bad I never did that occupation in combat lmao!
@@thelostcosmonaut5555 Probably because you capitalize the first letter of every word like you're typing a title of a book. Tf is that?! Smh
@@chicagoliightsx that is what we call an acronym, Devil Dog.
Funny how the Air Force doesn’t even bother trying to recruit anyone, lmao.
The desire to fly planes automatically attracts people. Almost got me.
You go to the Air Force the Air Force doesn't come to you
@@keithrogers589 thats so true dude, in the past couple of months ive been trying to set stuff up with my air force recruiter which i came to lol, the navy and army have came to me.
@@keithrogers589 that's right
... My dad and I are both retired Air Force. Couldn't imagine having joined any other service. 😁
@@Netherwolf6100 same they almost had me hook line and sinker until I did some more research and talked to some ex Air Force guys in my family
"You ain't gotta work no more"....LMAOOOOO😂😂😂😂😂I can't breath
I laughed so hard I woke up my family in the morning lol.
😅😅😅👍
I guarantee he intentionally left the Air Force out as more of an inside joke for us active/vets. You know the AF ain't going to no damn trailer park looking for recruits XD
Damn, lol I thought we had a little more humility than that comment let on, lol
He probably left the Airforce out because they actually DIDN'T lol
I noticed he didn’t have a story about the AF recruiter coming by the trailer :) I had to go looking for my AF recruiter, Brooklyn NY, 4 million people and one SSGT with his feet up on his desk. He told me not to bother him unless I was serious!, ha!
😂😂
RIP Cpl Jason Dunham. He was a Marine. He did jump on a grenade. He did save lives.
All the idiots laughing...We suck as a society.
I scored a 91 on the ASVAB when I was 16. Army called, Marines called, Air Force called, and the Navy recruiter came to my house, sat in my kitchen and sold me a line of bullsh-t. 20 years and 21 days later... I called it a career.
Oh God did they make you a Nuke?
🤣 Salute, sir....
I was headed to the air force with nothing. BM1 came out while I was getting in my car. I'll give you 10 racks if you sign with me. 20 years and 2 days, I'm done🤣🤣🤣
Salute. Thank you for your service 🙏
Thank you for your service! ❤
~ APRIL LIPKE
"Can't stop, won't stop. 512 every two weeks." im dead
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 DWL
Then I lower my head and sigh...still more then i make and that check he got was over 20 years ago.....😔
Kb
He got 512!? Lol
@@markhurrell23 wtf lol
I used to wrestle in the Army, and it’s true that about 85% of the time all we did was wrestle. Placed 3rd in the 1996 Olympic trials. It was the best time and worst time in my military career, traveling, starving, competing, starving, got a lot of National/international experience, starving, and made some good friends.
My dad wrestled in high school and college. Starving is what he remembers most about it.
did you starve tho
that's a lot of starving..lol
Man's Saud starving three times. As an Army veteran this cracked me up.. We do starve in there. I got out last year not much changed.
Marines: First ones in, last ones to know
Dam i lo -key remember them 500$ checks fresh outta high school thought I was a millionaire.🤣🤣🤣
LOL I know, thought I had a good job and shit. First pay check id ever seen in my life haha
When I went in (1969) take home pay was 90.00 per month. Not a typo, that was the pay at the time, 90.00 US dollars per month.
He was in the Navy. I served with him in the Ceremonial Guard. I was there 93 - 95.
I believe he was in the Navy and I believe you served with him I was also in something about the military we just handle ourselves differently
I died 🤣🤣🤣, I joined the marines tho, this guy is a legend
SFMF
did you die in the line of duty?
@@sosic172 he died by exhaustion or from complaining. Rip
EERRRR!!!!
I'm going to talk to the Army Recruiter at 2 pm today. Got any advice
$24K is good for an 18yo and you don't pay living expenses like rent and food
Less than McDonalds money though, and it depends on how many hours you are working. If it's 100 hours a week then he is making $4.61 an hour.
Well $512 bi weekly for sure is not 24K lol
Was thinking the same especially sense it was long ago that was good money back then my mom made 3.50 an hour when she was 18 lol
Abram Carroll I think you are missing the point. Does McDonalds give their employees 100% free medical, a free living space, and free food? Factoring all those things in a McDonalds employees net worth value is less than the value of the 18 yo's job in the military. From what i understand the military never done 16 hours a day per person. Maybe a 12er.
@@spaceman5089 you're mostly right, aside from shifts. You'll work 36 straight hours at multiple points in a year. Hardly a McDonalds schedule. 12 hours is a regular day with zero OT on top. You'll also be on a rotation for 24/hr duty shifts
Man he wasn’t lying about the army 😂😂😂
Yep, "Be all you can be" in the job we tell you to do, or what we tell you, you qualified for.
Nowadays its "Oh, so you play video games?"
Mine said "It's impossible to not get pussy in the Army"
@@ThreeXIFan pretty sure he was referring to a fleshlight
@@thisguy9819 negative ghostrider
My starting pay in the Navy was $321 a month before deductions in 1973. I think my biweekly checks were about $125. But I grew up on a farm where I did get any money, so that was a big step up.
Base pay 1969 E-3 over 3, $28.72 a week, whether ya needed it or not ! Then i made E-4
and a whole $7.00 more, whew !, where do i spend it all?
Sir I was making $400 every 2 weeks in 99' (paying off that G.I. bill I have yet to use... 😂) I was like: I could make this much frying Chicken fingers and making salads at Applebee's... 😂
Knock knock jokes to a Bedouin went over my head for about 30 seconds. Then I remember thay used to be desert nomads that lived in tents, and laughed my butt off. That was a smart joke...😂
As a proud Marine, that was hilarious.
Naval Infantry #SendMeUSMC
I ended up in the marine corps when the recruiter came looking for another guy who worked at the supermarket who was scheduled to ship off soon snd he was like hey while you’re here ..
r p oh that was wayyyy back..98-03
My late uncle was a Marine who jumped in and took care of that grenade to save other's lives. He lived and was decorated for it. So proud of him... he was a Master Gunnery Sargent.
What was his name?
U can't jus say that n not say his name.
Yeah please tell us his name and it's I'm sorry I have to correct you but it's s
Sergeant
Master guns oorah
I was in the Marines in the 80's. My first check was $900 after boot camp. I made about $10,000 a year. I remember thinking that was a lot.
It was in the 80s if it's just disposable income due to uncle Sam covering cost of living
10K in the 80’s, that’s a lot of Strippers
My Marine recruiter was pretty straight with me. He promised I would get paid, a place to sleep and food. The Marine Corps kept the bargain.
Let's all have a moment of silence for poor Chris. He deserved better.
🤣🤣🤣👍
This is black people story telling style, he mastered it that’s why he is black famous, I fawk with him tho
Just a funny ass dude
Could be one of the reasons why he married who he married.
Us white boys like him too!
Bugoyi RTJ this man been like this for 30 years
It’s how you’re raised, it has nothing to do with ur race🤦🏼♂️
I felt the same way when I went to the Army. Lmao
Likewise, I freak out
This is 100% true. Army recruiter lied his ass off telling me about my own private dorm and leave on weekends.. NAVY dude was like this will be hard work and you get out what you put into it. I respected that.
And this is why Gary is always invited to the picnic/bbg whatever... he's just himself. We black folk love him because he is real. He's doesn't put on and he doesn't put down to raise himself up. He is our (or at least my) play cousin for real.
That first military paycheck is something special.
Shoutout to all the Vets!!
As a Navy vet, I don't always trust my shipmates, but I always trust any Marine lol.
Truth! - A retired Navy vet
Go Navy😀👍 What up shipmate. Thanks for your service and entertainment.
Damn sign this guy up for the next USO tour overseas!!!!! 😂👍
You're the most underrated comedian ever
I AGREE WHOLE HEARTEDLY 😂🤪🥴🥺
Thanks for your service Gary !
From a former Marine . . Semper Fi brother.. my dads name is Gary too
hahaha, right out of high school my first Navy paycheck was $386.00, I thought I was RICH. Of course, minimum wage was $3.35/hr at the time.
This ain’t an NWA match; this more like a Kenny G match 😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣😂I GOT YOU... 24K BABY!!!💖🙌🏽💯💎👑
20 years in the Coast Guard, same pay, same ranking system. Ended up serving in Operation Iraqi Freedom for most of 2003. Loved every minute of it.
Thank you for your service 🎖️
Thanks Gary, I can always count on you to get a good laugh in, when I'm feeling down, thanks bro, I love you man 💯💯💯
Thanks Gary for keeping me laughing every single day for FREE it’s crazy
WHERE IS THIS GUYS NETFLIX SPECIAL?!
I am retired navy 84-04. Worked with marines on the aircraft carriers. They had Marine Squadrons. Nothing but respect for the Marines!
Gary and I are around the same age. I joined the Marines in 1997. My first three months worth of pay for being in basic training was just over $1800 after deductions (savings bonds, flight home). I got home and acted like I WAS BRAND NEW. $475 every two weeks doesn't sound like much, but when you consider that's $950/month with ZERO obligation...no rent, no food, no utilities, no cable...the only thing I was responsible for truly was laundry and toiletries. I know a lot of people who make good money that would love to be +$950 at the end of each month after expenses.
I was a active Marine dude had me dying ...damn when you all get the raise ..when i was in we made about 500 for the whole damn month
You must have joined in the 80s because I remember making $250 on the 1st and 15th. I joined the Navy in 1983.
@@redta93kwy..exactly 1979
In 75 it was $414 gross in the corp.but as a Navy dependent in the P.I we made $1.00 an hour working on base after school. Part time was about $80.00 a month gross pay... So $414.00 gross seemed like high cotton. 48 yrs ago seems like …. Fuck I’m getting old!
Ha, I remember my first paycheck in the Marines was $551 (gross before deductions) and that was for the whole month. We got paid once a month and the first weekend after payday the bars and clubs off base were hopping, the next weekend a little less, the 3rd weekend not so much and the last weekend before the next payday it was dead. The on base enlisted bar worked the opposite and was dead after payday and got more crowded thru the month as guys ran out of money.
Army girl here 💪🏼 and I was 39/40 m16!!! Beautiful and bad ass
😂😂 "Your done mom. I got u."
As Marine and wrestling coach this is all True and it had me rolling and sounding like a mouth breather
Remind me of when I came to USA in 85 and my salary was $4.00 hr. . I thought I was going to be rich in no time. Until I found out that a Public Bus trip was $1.00.🤣😂🤣
Had to laugh at the Army wrestling story. I was stationed in Germany with 3 guys. 1 played tennis the other baseball and the last guy a boxer and that's exactly what the recruiter told them.
Wait no Air Force? I did my AF basic training at Lackland AB in San Antonio.
You must had fun
@@DJDLeanHDtv Hell yea fam!
@@Mercenary-1914 i was army ... It sucks guerilla balls
Air Force is for the lucky ones
@@chazkm gourmet meals and hotels
The reason we haven't left Iraq is because there is all this sand and no beach for the Marines to storm.
Word
Never could figure out WTF the Marines we’re doing in MNF-W. I’m mean.... sure, it’s all beach. But why?
We had AMTRACs out there.... Amphibious fighting vehicles.... With no water in sight haha
Recruiters talk a good game in the army. Got to basic and all my drills talked about was IEDs and ambushes when they found out I was 88mic.
Reclass to 11B
@@logandavis954 to late. 2003 to 2007. Wouldn't change nothing.
Terrence Tysor yeah instead of getting blown up by an ied when you’re in a truck you’ll just step on one instead, big difference LMAO
RiceyDeluxe Either way you’re dead
Dude that’s what I wanted to do in the army, but the video the recruiters show 88M for wasn’t working that day and didn’t want to end driving an officer around in a Humvee.......so decided to go with 63E (M1A2 Tank Engine Mechanic).
The way Gary switch to another topic while staying on the previous topic is smooth asf. 😂😂 n he’s funny asf.
Honestly if more young men and wo.en joined the armed forces out high school we would have a completely different generation to build the future around. The rectitude, the discipline, and the character building offered by the Armed forces helps shape many people for success after their service. God bless all those who gladly give their lives for our freedom 🙏
As a proctor for the Census Bureau in 2010, I had an opportunity to witness the rectitude, discipline, and character you refer to. They were a level up on the college graduates and other prospects that took the test and submitted their documents.
$25k out of highschool is legit. Especially in the 90's.
Why the hell didn't you join the army, you would have been right at home in the 7th Cavalry Regiment, because that unit is full of Garry Owens!
Dude, that's the first thing I thought of when I clicked this video. This guy has gotta know; and the Army recruiter should have fucked with him about it lol.
Cool comment. You know 99% of people who watch this won't know that!
That song is Great!
I saw his name and thought it was fake! He wouldn't have survived through basic if he had DS' like mine though! Would have smoked him hard with that name!
@@noneofyourbusiness9489 ooh you're right! I hadn't thought that one through. It doesn't matter what service you go into or even what country you serve, one of the first things a young recruit leans is DON"T STAND OUT!
Lmao! I’m glad to see you get the respect you deserve. I have been fan for a while. I have seen you live at the Taft Theatre and Liberty funny bone.
My dad was special ops Marine Corp DMZ in NAM . Lost both legs to m16 fire . He was Major Payne with Ermey vibes . That kinda raising kept me living right .
Hahaha dude when he went "chris..? Chris??" I couldnt stop hahaha just discovered this guy. Like your comedy!!
Gary is just Hilarious,,,you know he in the zone when his accent comes out
Gary owens has a gift that no one posseses and that's he is the realist brother out there black or white keep blessing us and show us how to Love one and other
Straight up! Gary speaking TRUTH for real! 🤣😂🤣
I remember one of my drill instructors said, "that jumping grenade thing is stupid. You get home to your family by any means necessary. God, family, and then the core". He was my favorite drill instructor.
Did he not know how to spell?
How the f does a marine not know its Corps?
Jumping on grenade means you die alone...not jumping you die with lots other. Choice is yours.
Us Marines have that impression lmfao!!!!! Love this guy!!!!
Honesty, makes the best comedy! He speaks about his life and just says it in a funny way! And DWade is his BFF 😂
You have such a funny way of putting it! But you know you'd jump on in!!!
Omg,
Fort Sam Houston is there and there’s probably a ton of corpsmen there. That’s where we train.
I had the Air Force and Marines recruiting me. Army wasn't a consideration. Didn't want to go Navy because I didn't want to be stuck on ships...spent 11 months of my 4 years in the Corps on them anyway! USS Dubuque, USS Germantown and USS Ponce.
i can so relate! i joined usaf in 1982. did my hitch then went ang. if i'd known the reserves was so much better, i'd have started there. ang has commanders that have a day job, so they get it.
This was funny as hell. Thanks Gary 😂✨
Anyone, and I mean anyone can tell a story, but Gary makes it as if we hearing it for the first time every time! 😂😂😂😂
Marines: we run towards the bullets
*Army: that's cute, we fire back.*
The army got me. By the end of MEPs when you decide to choose your MOS I got shown a video about artillery and thought it was cool as hell...man the only thing that made it worth it was that 20k bonus.
Planning on enlisting in 2 years if I can get my life together. Nice to hear this kind of stuff tbh.
Wow it’s been so long that I’ve laughed so hard!!✌🏽😂
😂😂❤️🌟🌟💯 love ya Gary ❤️❤️
Lmfao! Appreciate your service brother. Im an MA in the reserves!
I Wanna be part of the many!!! I needed that laugh, love you Owen
Gary is hilarious 🤣🤣 🤣
Wooooooowww....I'm an Army combat vet, deployed twice to that dump Iraq 04-05, and I cannot believe the recruiter tried to pitch that wrestling bulls*** to him, cuz yep, that dude was lyin thru his teeth big time....you may wrestle for the Army, but that will only happen AFTER your deployment overseas....lmao
As a sailor and wrestler this was awesome
I had a similar experience with recruiters. Navy guys were straight with me. And it worked out.
02:10 LMFAO "Oh Shit GRENADE!!!!" ... ... [Kicks with his foot] "Chris? Chris?"
That was so true when I joined the Army in "85. You couldn't hit me in the ass with a green apple. I just knew I was rich. SMH. Loved every minute of it for 22 years. Go Army 13 Fox.
Artillery???
@@honjokun0615 I was a Forward Observer for my last 3yrs. Funny thing is after I changed MOS from 13M (Multiple Launch Rocket Systems to 13F. I got stuck in an Aviation Brigade. Never used the MOS except for school at Ft. Sill. I was a glorified Battle NCO, better known as a flight scheduler, go figure.
@@michaellingo640 That sounds amazing nonetheless. Thank you for your service!!
I was in the Army for 2 hours the Salvation army. Then from there I tried the Navy, Old Navy.
I remember lackland AFB did my basic back in “73” living in the old white wooden barracks…..went to SP school there too….
This dude is hilarious! So true though, we Marines love intensity! 5 mile hike or 5 mile run any day of the week
I am a pooly for thw marines rn
This is too accurate!
I swear I've seen this clip like 15 times. I'm dead 💀 every time! Lmao 🤣
Absolutely hilarious brutha thanks. Subscribed
Veteran of Navy, Coast Guard, and Army. Coast Guard was the toughest basic, and the most adventurous service.
If you did Air Force it would have been your easiest. I spent most of basic laughing, cracking jokes, and ummm....yea we had a sister flight in our Squadron.
@@Mercenary-1914 One of the toughest men I met was at Army basic, and he said the same about AF basic. Whatever he did there made him an intimidating and capable soldier though. One of the funniest, twisted, and awesome people I have ever met.
Did you see Owen's worst cop video? I think you cough appreciate it.
@@kilhattrick I don't buy that for one second I did basic at ft benning georgia and did ranger school and served in the ranger regiment ..I am not buying for one second that coast guard basic is the hardest .. absolutely not 😂
@@slow_rednline4874 I did my Army basic at Ft. Sill where they train combat medics and artillery. It is not Ft. Benning brother. Ft. Sill was also my third run, so it was easy. I would not dare say that Sill and Benning are even at the same level. Happy you earned it though.
@@kilhattrick I was a socom medic I did my basic a my basic at sand hill where they train infantry troops my guy. Stop the madness..they don't train medics at fort sill as I was a medic for 20 years ..they train medic at ft sam houston and socom medics train at macdill afb where socom is located I more than earned it..I went to airborne school and sere school and ranger school and I was not a school house ranger..you sound crazy you can say that dumb shit all you like personally I think you're full of shit🤷🏾♂️
🤣❤️🤣❤️🤣 *He's the Teena Marie of comedy!!!!*
One of the funniest clips I've seen in a while 💀💀💀
First Navy paycheck $312…I still remember that first one!
Exactly what I experienced. Marine talked about how badass being a Marine was, Army dude lied the whole fucking time, Navy dude just told it how it was, and Air Force dude talked about the money
Back in 1969 I made $123 a month as a E-1 in the Marine Corp. A year later as an E-3, I made $155 plus combat pay was another $60 a month. I kept $20 a month and sent the rest home to my parents.
This was the BEST video I’ve seen so far
Hey G I was stationed in San Diego 86 Sonar tech. The McDonald's was the meeting spot. I was telling my cousin Talent you always been funny as hell