Mortal Kombat: Annihilation Pitch Meeting

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  • Опубликовано: 15 авг 2020
  • Step inside the pitch meeting that led to Mortal Kombat: Annihilation!
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    The first few movies based on video games didn’t exactly give a great reputation to the genre. However the fourth video game movie to ever be made was Mortal Kombat, and it didn’t do too poorly at the box office-- meaning that the FIFTH video game movie ever made was a sequel! It… it wasn’t great.
    Mortal Kombat Annihilation raises a ton of questions. Like why did a bunch of the original actors quit? Why were the events of the first movie undone in just a few seconds? Why are is there an underground hamster ball network all of a sudden? Who hired these actors? Why do all the dead characters have identical brothers? What’s with that mud wrestling scene? Did a cameraman just attack Liu Kang?!
    To answer all these questions and more, step inside the pitch meeting that led to Mortal Kombat: Annihilation! It’ll be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
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  • @BlazerV61
    @BlazerV61 3 года назад +2513

    Camera men attacking lead characters is TIGHT

  • @NYWallCrawler
    @NYWallCrawler 3 года назад +2366

    "And then Liu Kang is gonna see a wolf and get attacked by the camera man."
    ✋😑👌

  • @fluidred
    @fluidred 3 года назад +359

    It always feels wonderful when you find one pitch meeting you didn't watch.

    • @kingofwrestling9758
      @kingofwrestling9758 Год назад +6

      Ikr. I keep finding them. I’ve watched a hundred or more already. Such good stuff.

  • @TechDragon1
    @TechDragon1 3 года назад +1045

    *"Writing languagalistically"* is the most hilarious phrase I have ever heard. Where has that been all my life??

    • @spoonyg419
      @spoonyg419 3 года назад +6

      Thanks, I was wondering how to spell it.

    • @knightish
      @knightish 3 года назад +1

      It certainly made me chuckle.

    • @FirecaseGene
      @FirecaseGene 3 года назад +6

      It killled me .... Language-listicly speaking

    • @CeeworldMedia
      @CeeworldMedia 3 года назад

      In his head lol

    • @hazukichanx408
      @hazukichanx408 2 года назад +5

      Languagealistical writing is tight!

  • @ulisesjorge
    @ulisesjorge 3 года назад +925

    "What's the story in this thing?"
    "Oh no no, none of that"
    "Oh, okay"

    • @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962
      @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962 3 года назад +7

      What about the story to the previous one?
      Well, the first thing we do is take the final scene and change it. Then we kill a main character.

    • @medexamtoolsdotcom
      @medexamtoolsdotcom 3 года назад +2

      Off to a great and accurate start, to be sure.

  • @Thetazord
    @Thetazord 3 года назад +517

    “I don’t know, but they give him a haircut about it” LOL 😂

  • @snake098765
    @snake098765 Год назад +398

    This pitch meeting actually makes the movie sound better than it is.

    • @TROBassGuitar
      @TROBassGuitar Год назад +4

      I thought it was pretty good overall

    • @TROBassGuitar
      @TROBassGuitar Год назад +4

      Oh wait I thought this was the recent one lol

    • @seyioyetade
      @seyioyetade Год назад +3

      @@TROBassGuitar It's true, the pitch meeting makes looks so much better, that am actually thinking of watching it again honestly lol 😂🤣

    • @archaicsoul4597
      @archaicsoul4597 Год назад +2

      It makes it sound like an actual movie as opposed to a masochism marathon

    • @deandrenicholas2545
      @deandrenicholas2545 Год назад +3

      ​@Keith D. That one wasn't really good either. None of the Mortal Kombat movies were actually good if we're honest with ourselves lol!

  • @aaronbouck7730
    @aaronbouck7730 3 года назад +373

    “Too bad you...will die.”
    Greatest line in cinema ever.

    • @odeleon24
      @odeleon24 Год назад +6

      Everyone stood up and applauded!

    • @christianhardtofind6349
      @christianhardtofind6349 Год назад +4

      I mean, Revenge Of The Sith has worse dialogue than that!

    • @deandrenicholas2545
      @deandrenicholas2545 Год назад +3

      ​@@christianhardtofind6349 just barely tho...lol

    • @siegfriedc2332
      @siegfriedc2332 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@christianhardtofind6349Look up "Backstroke of the West". The subs it puts over Revenge of the Sith makes it so much funnier.

    • @katza831
      @katza831 Месяц назад

      Kal el no

  • @trybeingakr
    @trybeingakr 3 года назад +3356

    Then Liu Kang did a backflip, snapped the bad guy's neck and saved the day!

  • @kingwill2282
    @kingwill2282 3 года назад +290

    Whenever I get to the part in a movie when the title makes sense, I imagine producer guy saying "That's the name of the movie!"

    • @JanPopieluch
      @JanPopieluch 3 года назад +4

      I had that with the first episode of Into the Night :D

    • @danielmcgraw2327
      @danielmcgraw2327 3 года назад +13

      I do this whenever I'm watching a sequel or something- "he's from the first movie!"

    • @jenniferconstantine9041
      @jenniferconstantine9041 3 года назад +10

      Ryan saying this is literally my favorite part now of every pitch meeting where he says it.

    • @JanPopieluch
      @JanPopieluch 3 года назад +5

      @@jenniferconstantine9041 mine is "I don't know!". I even used it in a pubslished film review once :D

    • @jasonb219
      @jasonb219 3 года назад +3

      Wow wow wow wow imagination is tight

  • @lyse
    @lyse 3 года назад +2365

    So... no one is going to conment about Ryan’s perfect acting “Too bad you... will die!”? I died at that line :))

    • @ulliquarahyuga7534
      @ulliquarahyuga7534 3 года назад +39

      I came here looking for this 😂

    • @jeffwei
      @jeffwei 3 года назад +5

      Huh?

    • @Arkainjel
      @Arkainjel 3 года назад +39

      “And the Academy Award goes to...”

    • @Jmonkey25
      @Jmonkey25 3 года назад +2

      WAIT

    • @kobi-wanaenobi7080
      @kobi-wanaenobi7080 3 года назад +19

      Well, if you died than that's some real good acting.

  • @Fuzzy_Barbarian
    @Fuzzy_Barbarian 3 года назад +378

    "Believing in himself, huh? Sounds like it's gonna be hard."
    Mood.

  • @particularbored6072
    @particularbored6072 3 года назад +565

    "BARELY INCONVENIENCE HIM!"- Shao Kahn

  • @EdmundLoh
    @EdmundLoh 3 года назад +1449

    This is the right movie for the hero to do a backflip, snap the bad guy’s neck and save the day. But what a missed opportunity.

    • @2percentright
      @2percentright 3 года назад +21

      God damn it. Beat me to it

    • @peterg76yt
      @peterg76yt 3 года назад +38

      I think Ryan George is saving that plot for a truly epic cinematic work of art.

    • @kenoliver2782
      @kenoliver2782 3 года назад +39

      You're going to have to get all the way off his back about that.

    • @rakdos36
      @rakdos36 3 года назад +11

      @@peterg76yt Or when it actually happens in the movie.

    • @charlierashi100
      @charlierashi100 3 года назад +10

      Ken Oliver, oh, lemme get off of that thing.

  • @agentmiko6049
    @agentmiko6049 3 года назад +371

    "Oh okay, Lemme get off of that thing" is a seriously underrated line.

    • @safarnamaniac
      @safarnamaniac 2 года назад +1

      It's such a perfect That's What She Said set up

    • @PeamThePanda
      @PeamThePanda 2 года назад +1

      no it's not it's like the only one the comment section talks about next to "super easy, barely an inconvenience"

  • @moonraven6145
    @moonraven6145 3 года назад +569

    "And then the Metal arm guy is gonna punch a centaur man"
    "Nice"
    "And he's gonna lose his metal arms"
    "Sounds like this might be a problem"
    "nah, he'll realise the power was within him all along and punch it with his normal arms"
    "Amazing, believe in yourself, great message for kids"

    • @smellycat6386
      @smellycat6386 3 года назад +27

      Those metal arms were just in the way

    • @alexkoder1982
      @alexkoder1982 3 года назад +19

      And he's going to be able to cause minor earthquakes with his metal arms.
      Hold on. Aren't we worried about kids trying to injure themselves so they can have metal arms to?

    • @flankspeed
      @flankspeed 3 года назад +12

      Barely an inconvenience, then. 😄

    • @Dzurky
      @Dzurky 3 года назад +6

      @@flankspeed yeah he missed the golden opportunity. kinda sad though but the rest is briliant

    • @beastmode2541
      @beastmode2541 3 года назад +2

      Ryan lost the opportunity

  • @ACoderPerson
    @ACoderPerson 3 года назад +124

    Anyone else notice that Ryan is slowly adding more and more wows to ”wow wow wow, wow”?

    • @Wats06071
      @Wats06071 3 года назад +4

      I LOVE the wow wow wow .

    • @alphagt62
      @alphagt62 3 года назад +5

      I worked, “Super Easy, Barely an Inconvenience”, into a conversation yesterday! The people I was talking with did not get the reference.

    • @grumpy9721
      @grumpy9721 3 года назад +3

      @@alphagt62 wow
      Wow wow wow wow

    • @TechDragon1
      @TechDragon1 3 года назад +2

      Yeahyeahyeah!

  • @PetePuebla
    @PetePuebla 3 года назад +1109

    "He died in the first one too. Is this also his brother?"
    "I don't care."
    "That's fair. Me either to be honest."
    😂 🤣 🤣

    • @buddyfett1341
      @buddyfett1341 3 года назад +23

      His I don't care's on Super Mario Bros movie pitch meeting kills me

    • @lannielson1506
      @lannielson1506 3 года назад +22

      I mean, to be fair, 8yo me didn't care either and just wanted blue/yellow ninja flippy kicks.

    • @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962
      @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962 3 года назад +10

      At least Scorpion's made sense. Even in the first movie he had the skull under the mask, implying that he's some kind of undead being.
      Sub-Zero was just to show the unmasked version from MK3. I think they treated it like a different character for the movie because money.

    • @MrSideswipe13
      @MrSideswipe13 3 года назад +14

      @@wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962 There are 2 Sub-Zeros and they are in fact brothers. The first one, however, does die and becomes Noob-Saibot (The black shadow ninja). Thats when his brother takes the Title of Sub-Zero. The good Sub-Zero is the one with the scar. It would have been better if they actually Brough Noob-Saibot into this film.

    • @idleoz21
      @idleoz21 3 года назад +2

      @@MrSideswipe13 they KINDA did when Ermac splits itself, the copy is meant to be Noob... Sorta

  • @cowboycurtis2229
    @cowboycurtis2229 3 года назад +136

    "Characters from a video game doing flippity-flips."
    This is a really good sentence, languagelistically speaking.

  • @laht93
    @laht93 3 года назад +187

    I lost it at "it's kinda gonna resemble a fight"!

    • @tokus420
      @tokus420 3 года назад +3

      yea, he nailed with that description lol!

    • @himdotcom
      @himdotcom 3 года назад +1

      Your comment should get more love because Ryan nailed it with that one.

    • @NoteyouraveRage
      @NoteyouraveRage 3 года назад

      Me too 😂

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 года назад +379

    "It's literally just a mud wrestling scene that's in there cuz I'm a little gross"
    Lmao, these pitch meetings are top tier.

  • @bones22j
    @bones22j 3 года назад +36

    “Oh okay let me get off of that thing.”
    Gets me every time🤣

  • @daviddennis7063
    @daviddennis7063 Год назад +12

    Hearing Ryan Say "To Bad Yoouu... WILL DIE" perfectly synced was aaesome

  • @opedromagico
    @opedromagico 3 года назад +854

    This is the Pich Meeting where he says "wow wow wow" the most, I loved it x)

  • @kanyewest9591
    @kanyewest9591 3 года назад +334

    ScreenRant: "Ooh Ryan what will we do without you"
    Ryan: "I don't know"
    ScreenRant: "fair enough"

    • @WolverineIncognito
      @WolverineIncognito 3 года назад +1

      Is Ryan quitting?

    • @Aeronor2001
      @Aeronor2001 3 года назад +15

      @N. Warner I'm gonna need you to get alllllllllll the way off of your soapbox.

    • @NeoTechni
      @NeoTechni 3 года назад +2

      Us being the people at Screen Rant?

    • @peace8381
      @peace8381 3 года назад +3

      @@WolverineIncognito No he isn't.
      People just comment a lot that everybody is subscribed to ScreenRant just for Ryan George and his Pitch Meetngs.

    • @DSzaks
      @DSzaks 3 года назад +1

      Wowwowwowwow.........
      .......... Wow.

  • @Geohillierneo
    @Geohillierneo 3 года назад +65

    "Is this also his brother?"
    "I dont care"
    😂

  • @cdorman11
    @cdorman11 3 года назад +391

    "His heart belongs to Kitana."
    "Oh, are they a couple?"
    "Yeah, and they have been for several hours."
    "Very romantic."
    Love at first sight. I love love stories.

    • @XX-sp3tt
      @XX-sp3tt 3 года назад +6

      Pretty sure the tournament took place over days.

    • @fightingmedialounge519
      @fightingmedialounge519 3 года назад +2

      They weren't dating for most of that time.

    • @strahinjagov
      @strahinjagov 2 года назад +3

      Oh, rushed love stories are TIGHT!

    • @bern9642
      @bern9642 2 года назад

      @@XX-sp3tt but they spent very little time together. A few hours at most.

    • @arianewinter4266
      @arianewinter4266 Год назад

      That's why I though I hated romance for most of my life

  • @mar10ssj1
    @mar10ssj1 3 года назад +50

    Can't believe that Cameraman did not become a lasting MK character.

  • @StefanGural
    @StefanGural 3 года назад +147

    Please do a PITCH MEETING for HIGHLANDER!!! "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!"
    "But I want sequels."
    "What?"
    "I don't like that. I want sequels."
    "No, sir. It's the movie's catchphrase."
    "Oh catchphrases are tight!"
    "Yes, they are. But the story also doesn't lend itself to sequels."
    "How are we gonna solve that problem?"
    "Is it difficult to make just one movie, sir?"
    "No its super easy. Barely an inconvenience."
    "Oh really?"
    "Yeah. And if I want sequels, I'll just hire another screenwriter."
    "What?"
    (music sting)
    (Screenrant article)

    • @HalfbreedTrini
      @HalfbreedTrini 3 года назад +4

      Catchphrase switchamaroos are TIGHT

    • @TheWhocaresusername
      @TheWhocaresusername 3 года назад +3

      Sounds like you already wrote it for him lol

    • @zacharynugent9745
      @zacharynugent9745 3 года назад +2

      Omg please.

    • @RtotheOY
      @RtotheOY 3 года назад +1

      Yeaaaah do highlander!!! 😆

    • @alexkoder1982
      @alexkoder1982 3 года назад

      Cut to Best friend, significant other, or Ryan wearing a wig.
      So you're the new screenwriter.

  • @digital1401
    @digital1401 3 года назад +200

    Every pitch meeting he says
    “I don’t care” is hilarious.

    • @SiroBenju
      @SiroBenju 3 года назад +2

      Same! All petitioning him to add that to his recurring lines--it explains so much so quickly 🤣

  • @nickkurszewski9869
    @nickkurszewski9869 3 года назад +50

    I'd like to see the pitch meeting for Mars Attacks.

  • @matthewsager925
    @matthewsager925 3 года назад +66

    "All of the stock footage of the earth starts to look great again!"

  • @codysnowden2188
    @codysnowden2188 3 года назад +357

    This movies whole creation... "Yeeaa It'll be fine!"

    • @boomerotic2498
      @boomerotic2498 3 года назад +25

      Ohhh, the critical drinker is tight!

    • @willh3972
      @willh3972 3 года назад +1

      That whole cast switch right at the start jesus

    • @willh3972
      @willh3972 3 года назад +5

      And Johnny Cage just kicked GORO'S ass so lets just kill him like hes chopped liver

    • @bboss7874
      @bboss7874 3 года назад

      Literally.. Or " when they see the rest it'll be okay" 🤔😒

    • @wes426
      @wes426 3 года назад

      being a critical drinker is super easy , barely an inconvenience

  • @noobmasterruben5167
    @noobmasterruben5167 3 года назад +125

    “And then Liu Kang is gonna see a wolf and get attacked by the cameraman.” Im ded

  • @allanfrd
    @allanfrd 3 года назад +40

    - "Starting the sequel by killing the best character from the previous movie is that going to be a problem?"
    - "That's probably fine."
    - "Amazing"

  • @ColdHawk
    @ColdHawk 3 года назад +25

    “Great. So what’s the story in this thing?”
    “No-no-no, none of that.”
    You could cut and paste that into the pitch meeting for so many movies these days... sooo many... just sooooo many.

  • @cyrisssmith8830
    @cyrisssmith8830 3 года назад +32

    "So what's the story?"
    "Oh no none of that" 😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @Morpheus0
    @Morpheus0 3 года назад +313

    Ryan George : "I don't, I don't care."
    Producer Guy who is definitely not Ryan George : "That's fair, me neither to be honest."
    The best

    • @Morpheus0
      @Morpheus0 3 года назад +8

      @drew pedersen If money's in, I'm in...😉

    • @phil2160
      @phil2160 3 года назад +7

      @@Morpheus0 If he's in I'm in

    • @dumbname939
      @dumbname939 3 года назад

      Phil 21 Well if he’s in, I’m in

  • @airixxxx
    @airixxxx 3 года назад +36

    Raiden against the Reptiles has to be one of the funniest scenes ever, besides the fact that no one is getting hit, you can see Raiden's stunt double face all the time, it's hilarious.

    • @KEN-1991
      @KEN-1991 8 месяцев назад +1

      Question:
      Was Raiden and Reptile on that scene doing martial arts or ballet dances?

    • @aaronstevenson4136
      @aaronstevenson4136 6 месяцев назад +1

      It's basically a ballet recital.

  • @Daxyl
    @Daxyl 3 года назад +209

    Do a pitch meeting of Final Fantasy: Spirits within.
    "You have a movie for me?"
    "Yessir I do! A Final Fantasy movie!"
    "Oh wow! Final Fantasy! Will it have magic?"
    "No!"
    "An evil empire nearly in complete control of the world that in its hubris tries to take control of an ancient evil that seeks to destroy the world?"
    "Nope!"
    "Chocobos?"
    "Nuh-uh!"
    "Moogles?"
    "Nah!"
    "Any of the easily recognizable FF monsters like tonberry or behemoth?"
    "None at all!"
    "Airships?"
    "Well, planes and spaceships... so no!"
    "Will it at LEAST be set in another world with no connection to our world whatsoever?"
    "Nope! Earth in the future!"
    "Then what makes it a Final Fantasy movie?"
    "The name!"
    "Oh yeah! Names are tight!"

    • @harperharper6343
      @harperharper6343 3 года назад +18

      That was a disappointing movie

    • @GODOFAWSOMENESS1
      @GODOFAWSOMENESS1 3 года назад +3

      I think I saw it did it have a giant crystal that was important to the plot?

    • @Daxyl
      @Daxyl 3 года назад +7

      @@GODOFAWSOMENESS1 I do not recall a crystal. There was the concept of the planet having a spirit called Gaia, which very VERY loosely correlates to the life stream in FF7, but that's about as close as it gets... Oh, and there was a scientist named Cid.

    • @GODOFAWSOMENESS1
      @GODOFAWSOMENESS1 3 года назад

      Daxyl the movie I saw had a giant crystal in the earth. I think the hero became a part of it.

    • @moonwolfhowl
      @moonwolfhowl 3 года назад

      That would be a FANTASTIC Pitch Meeting seconded

  • @smellycat6386
    @smellycat6386 3 года назад +196

    I knew this movie was going to be bad the first 5 minutes in when the characters were different and Johnny Cage got killed.

    • @digital1401
      @digital1401 3 года назад +16

      smelly cat I remember being so disappointed when I left the theater as a kid like wtf was that.

    • @wodencafe
      @wodencafe 3 года назад +5

      @@digital1401 Same

    • @petermarshall2256
      @petermarshall2256 3 года назад +4

      Because the first was such a good film?

    • @Rudoku1
      @Rudoku1 3 года назад +7

      @@petermarshall2256 It hid its shittiness better. Even kid me hated Annihilation. I felt bad for being mad that I couldn't see it in theaters once I finally got to see it.

    • @smellycat6386
      @smellycat6386 3 года назад +3

      @@petermarshall2256 10 year old me thought it was good but annihilation was way worse.

  • @DavidErickRamos
    @DavidErickRamos 3 года назад +661

    Need help...cannot find the “button button”

  • @randominternetweirdo5479
    @randominternetweirdo5479 3 года назад +17

    "And then Liu Kand is gonna see a wolf and is gonna be attacked by the camera man"
    "What?"
    I rolled laughing

  • @annonymouslibertairian9120
    @annonymouslibertairian9120 3 года назад +16

    "I hope the actress really nails that line." I literally spit coffee all over my screen.

  • @mikaelafox6106
    @mikaelafox6106 3 года назад +200

    Classes in Writing Languagistically will be held every other Wednesday on Zoom.
    You know, if he feels like it. 🤣😂

  • @user-cj9vi9or5o
    @user-cj9vi9or5o 3 года назад +440

    This movie could be summarized almost immediately, actually.
    ”Whoops!”
    ”Whoopsie!”

    • @plasmaoctopus1728
      @plasmaoctopus1728 3 года назад +15

      Toasty!

    • @Alondro77
      @Alondro77 3 года назад +3

      I don't feel like staying safe... I'm going to produce a video game movie!

    • @islandeveillard1510
      @islandeveillard1510 3 года назад +3

      "And then Liu Kang is gonna see a wolf and get attacked by the camera man."
      ✋😑👌

  • @personM4N
    @personM4N 3 года назад +420

    "He passed that test earlier, right"
    "The one where he held himself back from sleeping with a woman he had literally just met"
    I mean that's not always super easy, barely an inconvenience

    • @nooctip
      @nooctip 3 года назад +54

      But t can be tight.

    • @Jebu911
      @Jebu911 3 года назад +18

      I would have failed that test.

    • @buddyfett1341
      @buddyfett1341 3 года назад +17

      I've failed that test a few times.

    • @DexDexter0
      @DexDexter0 3 года назад +1

      @@Jebu911
      Easy test to pass.
      Skarlet

  • @waterywingz
    @waterywingz 3 года назад +14

    Props to Ryan for having watched the whole movie and made sense of it to tell us about it again 💡

  • @sergiohalaby
    @sergiohalaby 3 года назад +106

    I feel Ryan could have spent about 3 more minutes talking about the CGI, which would be longer than the total amount that the CGI team spent

    • @Jebu911
      @Jebu911 10 месяцев назад +1

      Doing cgi with a shoestring budget in the 90s probably wasnt that easy.

  • @Paganbeliever
    @Paganbeliever 3 года назад +108

    "so you have a movie for me?"
    "No Sir I don't"
    "You don't?"
    "No... No... It's more like a cashgrabby thing"

  • @dinocha0s
    @dinocha0s 3 года назад +11

    1:07 this part killed me....Ryan pls dont change ever xdddd

  • @jedc6507
    @jedc6507 3 года назад +13

    "how does that happen"
    "well idk, I wrote that it happened so it seems like it's gonna happen"
    best movie logic ever lol

  • @Vyufta1
    @Vyufta1 3 года назад +96

    "Face Off" pitch meeting!
    "Well now that the movie is over, I bet its gonna be real tough for him to get his face back since the special dr that did it is dead now?"
    "Actually, it's gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience."
    "Oh, really?!"
    "Yeah. He just gets it fixed, it's all good."
    "They didn't have to search at all for a capable doctor willing to perform a face transplant?"
    "That's what we're going with."
    "Well okay then!"

    • @charleslee8313
      @charleslee8313 3 года назад +4

      Bravo! That was a good one.
      I had a similar one for "The Wizard Of Oz".

    • @Vyufta1
      @Vyufta1 3 года назад +5

      @@charleslee8313 A pitch meeting for Wizard of Oz would be a trip! I hope we see it someday.

    • @vladimirefest4980
      @vladimirefest4980 3 года назад +3

      This sounds exactly like something from a pitch meeting

    • @charleslee8313
      @charleslee8313 3 года назад +5

      @@Vyufta1 This was the "super easy" joke I had for it:
      "Well, with Dorothy's chances of getting back home literally flying away, it must be rather difficult for her to return to Kansas."
      "Actually, it's super easy; barely an inconvenience."
      "Oh, really?!"
      "Yeah, Glenda told her to click her heels together three times, and think 'There's no place like home,' then she's back."
      "Wait... so this good witch could have told her this information ages ago? She should be the bad witch."

    • @raydunakin
      @raydunakin 3 года назад +3

      That movie makes face transplants seem super easy, barely an inconvenience. By the end of the movie they've swapped faces more than once, and they never even have any bruising, swelling, stitches, or scars. Not even a recovery period.

  • @Ciborium
    @Ciborium 3 года назад +156

    Ryan or Critical Drinker: "Naw, it'll be fine."

  • @hiddenshadow2105
    @hiddenshadow2105 3 года назад +12

    Writer-Guy: "I freaking love hamsters!"
    Somehow, I am not surprised.

  • @kidcrusher666
    @kidcrusher666 3 года назад +5

    these pitch meetings are literally the sunshine to my day, OHRLY?

  • @kuziokundera
    @kuziokundera 3 года назад +39

    Please Do “Flash Gordon” 1980, or “Masters of the Universe”

  • @Cinsavant
    @Cinsavant 3 года назад +51

    I absolutely need a t-shirt that says "I'm gonna need you to get all the way off my back about that". Make it happen, please

    • @mariposa9506
      @mariposa9506 3 года назад +3

      Seconded.

    • @ivanrios5466
      @ivanrios5466 3 года назад

      Yes please!

    • @kevinkassoka8628
      @kevinkassoka8628 3 года назад

      Yes

    • @g.w.7893
      @g.w.7893 3 года назад +3

      I'm pretty sure you yourself can make that happen.

    • @Cinsavant
      @Cinsavant 3 года назад +3

      @@g.w.7893 I don't want to make it happen...I want him to benefit off of his own work by providing a t shirt for me to buy

  • @nurse425
    @nurse425 3 года назад +88

    I love how, between MK1 and Annihilation , the costumes went from looking pretty damn believable to Power Ranger levels of unbelievability!

    • @wittyjoker4631
      @wittyjoker4631 2 года назад +7

      Right like why not just reuse the costumes from mk1.

    • @kevboard
      @kevboard Год назад +4

      @@wittyjoker4631 because they now need to look like the MK3 versions, so it go the old MK2 inspired ones

  • @arlopear7136
    @arlopear7136 3 года назад +38

    This pitch meeting was 60,000 times better than the actual movie

  • @ryanm.6005
    @ryanm.6005 3 года назад +284

    Even at 14 years old, I knew Sindel's acting was at porn movie levels.

    • @tyrionlannister4920
      @tyrionlannister4920 3 года назад +83

      that acting and CGI is taring me apart Lisa!!!!

    • @joenesvick7043
      @joenesvick7043 3 года назад +32

      I've seen porn with good acting lol 🤣

    • @x5992
      @x5992 3 года назад +31

      Musetta Vander. In the late 90s, she was a go-to hot girl on a budget. To be fair, she was pretty hot.

    • @sterling7
      @sterling7 3 года назад +22

      ...I'm not going to ask how much porn acting you had seen at 14 to warrant that comparison.

    • @That_Guy-
      @That_Guy- 3 года назад +23

      @@tyrionlannister4920 oh hi khan

  • @MrHardfoot
    @MrHardfoot 3 года назад +79

    Damnit, I put a lot of effort and alcohol into forgetting this movie existed.

    • @18deadmonkeys
      @18deadmonkeys 3 года назад +6

      Same. It's almost as bad as losing the game.

    • @patblabla8306
      @patblabla8306 3 года назад +2

      😂😂😂😂

    • @samuelasein6810
      @samuelasein6810 3 года назад +2

      Lmao!!! Ryan just basically gave an explanation of why the movie did not make any sense to high school me. Lol!

  • @hexacodah
    @hexacodah 3 года назад +32

    "Too bad YOU, will die"
    The most cringe line ever

    • @peterkrug2327
      @peterkrug2327 2 года назад +1

      "Too bad YOUR...movie will suck!"

    • @schattentaenzerin
      @schattentaenzerin 2 года назад

      I feel the need to point you towards "oh God, oh no, oh God, oh no"

    • @calebray1834
      @calebray1834 2 года назад

      Or Trolls 2: “Oh My Goooood!

    • @xFlareLeon
      @xFlareLeon 8 месяцев назад +1

      Pretty sure "Rey Skywalker." is worse.

    • @christianhardtofind6349
      @christianhardtofind6349 17 дней назад

      Not even as bad as some of the lines from "Revenge of the Sith."

  • @VitoDRF
    @VitoDRF Год назад +2

    “I hope the actress really nails that line.”
    Lol!!

  • @pcssfc
    @pcssfc 3 года назад +31

    “So what’s the story”
    “Ah no non of that”

  • @mercylimpokhuwe
    @mercylimpokhuwe 3 года назад +58

    PG: so what's the story?
    WG: oh none of that.
    PG: wow wow wow wow, movies without stories are tight.

  • @swintjoker
    @swintjoker 3 года назад +20

    I've watched all the pitch meetings. This one had me laughing my ass off more than any other. Your writing ,the acting with the "I don't care attitude" added with the clips of this awful movie were pure gold. Thank you, I haven't laughed like that in awhile.

    • @blinkmusic88
      @blinkmusic88 3 года назад

      Isn't there a pitch meeting for the 1995 mk movie? I can't seem to find it, but I swear I remember it

    • @littlesaresare
      @littlesaresare 4 месяца назад

      The Super Marios pitch meeting is great for the "I just don't care" attitude.

  • @PrimeSuperboy
    @PrimeSuperboy 3 года назад +46

    "Raiden comes back to life"
    "How does that happen?"
    "Well I wrote that it happens, so it seems like it's gonna happen"
    LMAO where does this guy come up with this genius dialogue!

  • @darkcornholio
    @darkcornholio 3 года назад +304

    Skipping return of the king is super easy barely an inconvenience

    • @coreyw5981
      @coreyw5981 3 года назад +6

      Ugh yes i must have. And all the horrible hobbit movies

    • @the_SolLoser
      @the_SolLoser 3 года назад +11

      Subverting expectations is TIGHT!

    • @bitfusionsouthafrica
      @bitfusionsouthafrica 3 года назад +2

      I bet that will be released next week

    • @realBlueMoonMusic
      @realBlueMoonMusic 3 года назад +7

      @@coreyw5981 They really weren't "horrible". Just not nearly as good as the Lord of the Rings.

    • @themanyouwanttobe
      @themanyouwanttobe 3 года назад +13

      I'd like you to get off Ryan's back about that.

  • @GorramT
    @GorramT 3 года назад +39

    I remember my friends and I watching thinking, “nah, Johnny Cage ain’t dead. He’ll come back any second now....”

  • @shellfire6931
    @shellfire6931 2 года назад +1

    1:16 How did he do such an accurate impersonation of me trying to speak?

  • @closetevangelism
    @closetevangelism 9 месяцев назад +1

    I like how they basically took the cliff notes of the cliff notes of the cliff notes of MK3 and then wrote that movie while drunk and high at the same time

  • @shadowdragonlord2295
    @shadowdragonlord2295 3 года назад +72

    Power Rangers movie
    Charlie's Angels 2019
    Chappie
    Short Circuit

    • @gwyld
      @gwyld 3 года назад +6

      Actually, Charlie's Angels,no matter what year.

    • @purpleganja2
      @purpleganja2 3 года назад +5

      +1 for short circuit!

    • @JamestheXennial
      @JamestheXennial 3 года назад +2

      God, yes. Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie, ESPECIALLY.

    • @Dori-Ma
      @Dori-Ma 3 года назад +3

      I'll throw _The Adventures of Pluto Nash_ in there too.

    • @joshuatoms7664
      @joshuatoms7664 3 года назад +2

      Short Circuit is OFF LIMITS. I like my childhood...

  • @timestamp2525
    @timestamp2525 3 года назад +62

    "He also died in the first movie. Is this also his brother?"
    "I do - I don't care" 😂

  • @ioncamin5
    @ioncamin5 3 года назад +2

    You have GOT to do a Pitch Meeting for the new Mortal Kombat...its like a movie made for this specifically

  • @mike91mdk45
    @mike91mdk45 3 года назад +2

    Lynden : ''Ehh...no sequel for me.''
    Bridget : ''Nope! Just remembered i've got that..other thing going right now.''
    Christopher : ''No thank you.''
    Robin : ''.... *sigh* .... ok. Sure.''

  • @BFizzi719
    @BFizzi719 3 года назад +35

    Director: "Are you sure you can handle the dragon special effects?"
    Effects guy: "Oh yea. It'll be super easy, barely an inconvenience."

  • @anhad004
    @anhad004 3 года назад +64

    I was literally not interested in this movie but I freakin' wanted a Pitch Meeting of it.

    • @RobotHau5
      @RobotHau5 3 года назад +8

      It was an abomination nearly on par with Dragonball Evolution.

    • @anhad004
      @anhad004 3 года назад +1

      @@RobotHau5 That's true.

    • @tylerhackner9731
      @tylerhackner9731 3 года назад +1

      Same 😂😂

  • @MentalParadox
    @MentalParadox 3 года назад +4

    Ryan: "That's the name of the movie!"
    CinemaSins Guy: "Roll credits!"

  • @g.w.7893
    @g.w.7893 3 года назад +55

    " It's probably fine..." - Modern Hollywood in a nutshell.

  • @jamesanthony8438
    @jamesanthony8438 3 года назад +114

    Writer Guy: "I really like hamsters!"
    Pretty sure most of the production's crew really liked gerbils, too. =/

    • @jamesanthony8438
      @jamesanthony8438 3 года назад +1

      @Charlie Vetsworth google "richard gere gerbil" =)

    • @Cristopher.C
      @Cristopher.C 3 года назад +4

      @@jamesanthony8438 I hate you now

    • @justsomemegwithalongnose7116
      @justsomemegwithalongnose7116 3 года назад

      arinze

    • @18bluecat
      @18bluecat 3 года назад

      @@jamesanthony8438 it's proven false by snopes.

    • @jamesanthony8438
      @jamesanthony8438 3 года назад

      @@18bluecat And some trailer-trash couple in a mobile home with access to Google are leading world experts in fact-finding... how again? How often are 'snopes' ever actually right about anything? They've got the same success ratio with facts as the main stream media... and that ain't much. =)

  • @SevenPhotonsFilms
    @SevenPhotonsFilms 3 года назад +26

    "....and then all the stock footage of the earth starts to look great again...." this kind of summarizes the quality of the movie.

  • @yelnik1070
    @yelnik1070 3 года назад

    1:09 the lip sync is ON POINT! lmaoooo

  • @G360LIVE
    @G360LIVE 3 года назад +1

    @3:55
    Fun fact: The guy doing the fighting as Raiden is Ray Park, Darth Maul himself.

  • @joenesvick7043
    @joenesvick7043 3 года назад +106

    Christopher Lambert wouldn't return, and he did those Highlander sequels. Hey I never saw Speed 2, but Keanu Reeves didn't return and he did those Matrix sequels

    • @comicbookfanboy2183
      @comicbookfanboy2183 3 года назад +10

      He and Sean Connery were contractually obligated to do Highlander 2. Which they both disowned before the film was even released. They knew how bad it was.

    • @dreamlandnightmare
      @dreamlandnightmare 3 года назад +6

      @@comicbookfanboy2183 As bad as it was, it still wasn't as bad as the following sequels.
      At least the TV series was good.

    • @Axterix13
      @Axterix13 3 года назад +11

      @@dreamlandnightmare I'd say the third movie is better than the second, not that that's a high bar to get over. The plot was pretty much just a rehash of the first one, after all. But you know, when your first movie's premise is "There can be only one" and at the end there is only one, maybe, just maybe, movie-wise, there should only be one ;)

    • @Jaqen-HGhar
      @Jaqen-HGhar 3 года назад +4

      @@dreamlandnightmare The Matrix sequels were infinitely better than the Highlander sequels. The only redeeming factor of the Highlander sequels are the individual actors in them such as Chistopher Lambert, Michael Ironside, Mario Van Peebles, Virginia Madsen, and Mako.

    • @sylverscale
      @sylverscale 3 года назад +7

      What are these Highlander sequels you are all talking about? There's only one. There can be only one!

  • @itsakingproduction727
    @itsakingproduction727 3 года назад +15

    I died at "writing langualigistically"!! How the hell do you come up with these stuff for the videos?? Freaking genius! 😩😂😂😂

  • @Spacecrust
    @Spacecrust 3 года назад +11

    Nightwolf was actually done really well, the transformation looks cool

  • @PaulSman123
    @PaulSman123 3 года назад +1

    LMAO, the "What?" part at 3:10 got me man

  • @overkillz2721
    @overkillz2721 3 года назад +31

    Mortal Kombat Pitch Meeting??? This is gonna be TIGHT!

  • @scottgun
    @scottgun 3 года назад +14

    One of my favorite things: Watching Pitch meetings and studiously avoiding any other Screen Rant videos.

    • @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962
      @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962 3 года назад

      That sounds like its going to be super hard

    • @RockyHoward
      @RockyHoward 3 года назад

      @@wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962 Actually it's gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience. They put all of the Pitch Meetings in a playlist and you can just follow the playlist without having to watch anything else from the channel.

  • @NetAndyCz
    @NetAndyCz 3 года назад +2

    I think that Mortal Kombat had really cool music.

  • @shawnberry760
    @shawnberry760 8 месяцев назад +4

    My favorite part of the movie is when they reuse a piece of footage. I believe it was when shao khan hit rain with a hammer and he fell into a pit of flames and then somebody else goes in there and it’s the same footage of rain falling into the fire.

    • @KEN-1991
      @KEN-1991 7 месяцев назад +1

      My favorite was Raiden and Reptile fighting each other with ballerina twirl kicks.

  • @Andyamalik
    @Andyamalik 3 года назад +11

    OMFG RYAN YOU TOOK MY SUGGESTION TO DO THIS MOVIE
    YOU ROCKKKKKK!!!

  • @arnabpaul4073
    @arnabpaul4073 3 года назад +22

    "Hair dressing gods are tight".. Actually I need a God who can grow my hair back.. 😥😥

  • @DRayL_
    @DRayL_ 8 месяцев назад +2

    "Ye...you know, out of all the movies that came out in 1995, everybody agrees that that was one of them!" One of the best Pitch Meeting lines.
    😁

    • @DRayL_
      @DRayL_ 8 месяцев назад +2

      "....and get attacked by the camera man...."
      Another great Pitch Meeting moment!

  • @haytijr5823
    @haytijr5823 3 года назад +4

    Liu Kang get attacked by the camera man😂

  • @tunkycool
    @tunkycool 3 года назад +11

    "Hairdressing Gods are tight!"
    I never thought I would ever hear a line like that in my life.

  • @seriesjunkie0074
    @seriesjunkie0074 3 года назад +44

    *Do already "Idiocracy"!* That movie, or rather the Documentary deserves a pitch meeting! That would be tight.

    • @Nzosaba_Matenge
      @Nzosaba_Matenge 3 года назад +2

      That movie's concept frightens

    • @haris000000
      @haris000000 3 года назад +1

      Moves resembling reality are TIGHT !!!

    • @particularbored6072
      @particularbored6072 3 года назад +1

      Yes, he should "do already" the "moves" about the world getting dumber lol. Also, Random capitalization is tight! 🤭😁😉

  • @justaguywholikeshentai9019
    @justaguywholikeshentai9019 3 года назад +2

    And now we got a new Mortal Kombat movie that may do them justice!

  • @yangonnerd6669
    @yangonnerd6669 3 года назад +1

    Pressing LIKE the moment i hear "so you have a movie for me" LOVE IT!