The Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers Pitch Meeting

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  • @joshlehman3604
    @joshlehman3604 4 года назад +2902

    “He just kinda frantically looks around like he lost a contact lens” is both ridiculous and somehow accurate

    • @Jacob-ht7im
      @Jacob-ht7im 4 года назад +66

      "Don't move! Nobody move! Oh God. Oh, no. Aw, my mom's gonna be so pissed!" - Saron(age12)

    • @komi-creative
      @komi-creative 4 года назад +12

      This bit killed me!!

    • @VenomousBunny12
      @VenomousBunny12 4 года назад +14

      Does... Does that make you soulscion the white?

    • @jacobandersen6075
      @jacobandersen6075 4 года назад +1

      Haha Lolol

    • @36moshpit7
      @36moshpit7 4 года назад +6

      Little known fact: Sauron actually did lose his contact lens. Thank goodness for Family Guy accurately reporting stuff.

  • @enosh8425
    @enosh8425 4 года назад +5189

    the "so he talks to himself like he’s two different people?" joke took a while to hit cause im so used to seeing ryan as 2 people

    • @bjp4869
      @bjp4869 4 года назад +261

      Same, I can't believe it took me so long to get that joke.

    • @goblingamer606
      @goblingamer606 4 года назад +207

      I never would have gotten it without reading this comment

    • @dcthepro1339
      @dcthepro1339 4 года назад +23

      69th comment😌😏

    • @enosh8425
      @enosh8425 4 года назад +6

      @@dcthepro1339 69th like you mean

    • @josephbassey1501
      @josephbassey1501 4 года назад +10

      @@bjp4869 you really need some joke classes
      I know a guy

  • @agentmiko6049
    @agentmiko6049 4 года назад +2914

    "So what's that made of?"
    "*Plot Armor*"
    I love these Pitch Meetingsss

    • @Grasslander
      @Grasslander 4 года назад +35

      They are preciousssss

    • @waterywingz
      @waterywingz 4 года назад +8

      I’ve heard the same about “protagonist armor” 😆

    • @ReparationsNation
      @ReparationsNation 4 года назад +7

      This is my only issue w this particular pitch meeting. I mean, everyone and anyone that knows anything about fantasy adventure knows that Cloaks of Elven Kind helps characters hide. In this very way even, lol.

    • @jackcassidy9963
      @jackcassidy9963 4 года назад +29

      @@ReparationsNation So plot armor

    • @AntJayRod25
      @AntJayRod25 4 года назад

      LMAO!
      Damn, spilt my tea.

  • @ashmillio2037
    @ashmillio2037 4 года назад +1912

    "What? Do the Orcs all have Cockney accents?"
    "They do, yeah"
    "Oh, inexplicable accents are toight!!"

    • @alsodanleyness
      @alsodanleyness 4 года назад +30

      Yeah, but they are all pretty strong kiwi accents, not cockney

    • @dulcimerrafi
      @dulcimerrafi 4 года назад +5

      Do you think that was a dig at Les Miserables?

    • @carlosrvra
      @carlosrvra 4 года назад +9

      In’it! 😄

    • @BELCAN57
      @BELCAN57 4 года назад +10

      "Roight" !

    • @mr.tactown.253
      @mr.tactown.253 4 года назад +13

      Noice!

  • @remindyouofwho7201
    @remindyouofwho7201 4 года назад +1227

    King: "Let's draw swords together!"
    Aragorn: "Uhhh, not the best time for an art project sir...."

    • @nayeemred9632
      @nayeemred9632 4 года назад +7

      This!

    • @Balmung000005
      @Balmung000005 4 года назад +2

      NayeemRed I second that.

    • @egregius9314
      @egregius9314 4 года назад +41

      ...and yet it could've ben interpreted in a COMPLETELY different way as well.

    • @ThreadBomb
      @ThreadBomb 4 года назад +13

      @@egregius9314 Er, yeah, that's the way I interpreted it. But I guess Pitch Meeting is too family-friendly for that.

    • @lorrie9462
      @lorrie9462 4 года назад +2

      Egregius yeah that’s how I interpreted it. Honestly took me a beat to get the art project joke

  • @vitosanto9702
    @vitosanto9702 4 года назад +537

    Producer Guy forgot his own name when he died, but not the plot that Screenwriter Guy was telling him. *That* is commitment to one's work

    • @abhijeetsharma5764
      @abhijeetsharma5764 4 года назад +17

      Wow wow wow wow, wow

    • @schattentaenzerin
      @schattentaenzerin 4 года назад +17

      Commitment to the job is *toit* !!

    • @finalgaming8053
      @finalgaming8053 4 года назад +12

      Well Gandalf didn’t forget either

    • @Cristopher.C
      @Cristopher.C 4 года назад +4

      or maybe he did forget but got instantly hooked when he heard there was a battle going on

    • @blueshit199
      @blueshit199 3 месяца назад

      that is exactly what happened to Gandalf/Mithrandir/Greyhame/Olorin/the Old Greybeard!

  • @zackyboi2048
    @zackyboi2048 4 года назад +3314

    “So he talks to himself like he’s two different people?”
    “Yeah!”
    “This guys got problems!”
    *dead*

    • @paulhill4382
      @paulhill4382 4 года назад +144

      I didn’t get this scene at first as I am so accustomed to these videos by now 😂

    • @MrMonsster
      @MrMonsster 4 года назад +105

      This joke might be one of his best

    • @SFNouri
      @SFNouri 4 года назад +33

      I loved that part

    • @PoweredByEnvy
      @PoweredByEnvy 4 года назад +69

      One of the most meta jokes ever told.

    • @cheriann6461
      @cheriann6461 4 года назад +67

      @@paulhill4382 lol. Right! At least while I'm watching, I totally conceptualize Producer Guy and Screenwriter Guy and TWO SEPERATE entities. I KNOW they are both Ryan, and yet.......

  • @Colty95
    @Colty95 4 года назад +1933

    A wizard is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to. You will get that in the second movie Frodo.

    • @stickyspaceman
      @stickyspaceman 4 года назад +89

      I tried saying this at work and now I am unemployed.

    • @loganthooft6355
      @loganthooft6355 4 года назад +11

      @@stickyspaceman Oof man!

    • @khaierodr7311
      @khaierodr7311 4 года назад +9

      @@stickyspaceman so u r a wizard cool

    • @AsbestosMuffins
      @AsbestosMuffins 4 года назад +12

      @@stickyspaceman i mean... i had the same thing but my employer's sub contractor's HR dictated the rules saying that you can't be in the building early, you also can't buzz in late, you literally could only be on time if you buzzed in the minute your shift started...but then since you weren't on the floor working when your shift started you were still late.

    • @iGaveLiaHIV
      @iGaveLiaHIV 4 года назад +3

      Or if you read the Bible lol

  • @deadsirius3531
    @deadsirius3531 4 года назад +1189

    "That freakin ring makes everybody sketchy"
    As good a summation of the whole series as I've seen

    • @JZBaltazar
      @JZBaltazar 4 года назад +20

      Married people: Tell me about it!

    • @wwoods66
      @wwoods66 4 года назад +8

      And this is why you don't have eagles close to it.

    • @ooi97
      @ooi97 4 года назад +6

      That's basically the message of the story. The Ring of Power. Makes people sketchy.
      Very deep symbolism, you see

    • @DaveReddy
      @DaveReddy 3 года назад +1

      There are many better "summations" but it isn't wrong I suppose.

    • @Wertsir
      @Wertsir 3 года назад +3

      Except Sam, he’s a real one.

  • @davidkhan7873
    @davidkhan7873 4 года назад +923

    I really hope “producer guy” will be Producer Guy the White again in the 3rd one!

    • @olandir
      @olandir 4 года назад +51

      Oh please make this happen for the third movie pitch meeting. Pitch Meeting consistency is tight!

    • @Mr_Morningsloth
      @Mr_Morningsloth 4 года назад +37

      Producer guy the white is tight

    • @mr.s2005
      @mr.s2005 4 года назад +49

      looks more like Producer guy the Pink

    • @Mr_Morningsloth
      @Mr_Morningsloth 4 года назад +21

      I'm really gonna need you to get off my back about that

    • @1umbreon4life
      @1umbreon4life 4 года назад +8

      Why does this comment not have more likes??

  • @SplexikonGames
    @SplexikonGames 4 года назад +1503

    M. Night Shyamalan should have screamed a third time: “it’s happening”

    • @ranwolf7650
      @ranwolf7650 4 года назад +12

      ToeKnee Balony would like to know your location

    • @FlaccidSunday
      @FlaccidSunday 4 года назад +5

      Bet

    • @feathero3
      @feathero3 4 года назад +22

      I was waiting for that joke 😸

    • @amrkhairi1716
      @amrkhairi1716 4 года назад +5

      What movie was he talking about?

    • @feathero3
      @feathero3 4 года назад +16

      @@amrkhairi1716
      "The Happening."

  • @Dalewt75
    @Dalewt75 4 года назад +745

    "No, he's just kind of frantically looks around like he lost a contact lense." Actually had to stop the video there because I was laughing too much.

  • @Suho1004
    @Suho1004 4 года назад +1622

    I snorted hard at "inexplicable accents." It's a good thing I wasn't drinking anything or I might have become Suho the White.

    • @dandaley365
      @dandaley365 4 года назад +30

      I read this comment before seeing that part and still almost died myself

    • @rknight56
      @rknight56 4 года назад +33

      Snorting hard at inexplicable accents is tight.

    • @Retisurfer
      @Retisurfer 4 года назад +65

      Toight*

    • @the_hanged_clown
      @the_hanged_clown 4 года назад +17

      @@rknight56 snorting the white is tight.

    • @_02kaye
      @_02kaye 4 года назад +12

      @@the_hanged_clown not tight
      *T i O g H t*

  • @chezariethames6907
    @chezariethames6907 4 года назад +134

    The fact that he took a jab at himself about making conversations to himself and replying as if he was a different person was absolutely GENIUS!!!

  • @naivenitara
    @naivenitara 4 года назад +269

    My boss hates when I say, "I'm gonna need you to stay allllll the way off my back," when he asks for work updates 🤣

    • @luhuntrix6928
      @luhuntrix6928 4 года назад +7

      It will be so funny if your boss answer okay i will go off your back now

    • @dancrane3807
      @dancrane3807 4 года назад +2

      @@luhuntrix6928 That's better than the boss saying I will get off on your back now.

    • @vincentcordi
      @vincentcordi 3 года назад +6

      That’s not nice he should just get off of that thing

  • @whitewalker9862
    @whitewalker9862 4 года назад +257

    I'm sorry Ryan. It's impossible for me to acknowledge you as a single person anymore. So you're not nuts.

    • @Heron11177
      @Heron11177 4 года назад +13

      I had a brief blank moment trying to catch the joke
      AND THEN It hit me ahahahahahahha
      We got so used to the characters ahahahahhaha

    • @weavariothebookbeast3652
      @weavariothebookbeast3652 4 года назад +7

      I used to make fun of superman, but it totally works

    • @matthew8505
      @matthew8505 4 года назад +1

      I definitely wouldn't have gotten the joke if he didn't make it so obvious!!!

    • @edbrito-swdev
      @edbrito-swdev 4 года назад +3

      Well, Ryan is going to need for you to step allll the way off his back.

    • @Haydatsanime
      @Haydatsanime 4 года назад

      Wait? That's only one person?

  • @Radhaugo108
    @Radhaugo108 4 года назад +267

    Producer: So what happens in this movie?
    Legolas: "Shall I describe it to you, or would you like me to find you a box?"

  • @billc.2627
    @billc.2627 4 года назад +305

    "Let this be the hour where we draw swords together."
    "Oh, a little art project? Not the best time for it but still fun."
    LOL.

    • @benjamim8046
      @benjamim8046 4 года назад +2

      I love Ryan

    • @colonelquack
      @colonelquack 4 года назад +12

      I was really expecting a "oooh, a little homoerotic romance subplot" reply to the "draw swords together" line.

    • @tsopmocful1958
      @tsopmocful1958 4 года назад +4

      @@colonelquack I thought that too, but 'a little art project' kind of works with that as a euphenism anyway, especially if they filmed it.

  • @rome8180
    @rome8180 Год назад +15

    This is easily in the top 3 Pitch Meetings for me. So many first-rate jokes from"inexplicable accents are toight" to "so he talks to himself like he's two different people" to the M. Night Shyamalan joke to the Wormtongue joke to the Producer Guy the White joke...Just a masterclass in comedy writing.

  • @1umbreon4life
    @1umbreon4life 4 года назад +88

    "Well to be honest sir, this part wasn't in the books" was probably the entire pitch meeting of the Hobbit movies

  • @beejaybanua9894
    @beejaybanua9894 4 года назад +560

    "He's just talking to himself and replying as if he's two different people?"
    "Yeah he's frickin' nuts."
    "This guy's got problems."

    • @Wolfsgeist
      @Wolfsgeist 4 года назад +17

      Oh boy, I didn't catch that at all... ^^

    • @TheDahaka1
      @TheDahaka1 4 года назад +9

      Me neither, I honestly thought Shyamalan was gonna say again "Hey, multiple personalities, great idea for a movie!"

    • @JordyToons
      @JordyToons 4 года назад +9

      The best breaking the forth wall moment :P

    • @this_rishi
      @this_rishi 4 года назад +2

      That's a cry for help :P

    • @davidharshman7645
      @davidharshman7645 4 года назад

      @@JordyToons I mean...it isn't like it is the first time he's done that joke...

  • @SamSchott1
    @SamSchott1 4 года назад +302

    "Inexplicable accents are toyt." - For the win!

    • @attiasprouse682
      @attiasprouse682 4 года назад +8

      I’m vexed I had to scroll this far to see this comment.

    • @grundgutigertv6170
      @grundgutigertv6170 4 года назад +1

      @@attiasprouse682 ah so someone DID mention it!

  • @raydunakin
    @raydunakin 4 года назад +1092

    "Producer Guy the White" LOL!

    • @noctis69something95
      @noctis69something95 4 года назад +31

      ... that Wig though lol 😂

    • @_02kaye
      @_02kaye 4 года назад +17

      Wow wow wow
      ow ow

    • @paulatamaramohamad5794
      @paulatamaramohamad5794 4 года назад +40

      He is a little pinkish tough

    • @NancyFrye
      @NancyFrye 4 года назад +31

      Producer Guy the White is tight.

    • @Ancano
      @Ancano 4 года назад +11

      At least he didn't make any white power jokes.

  • @kaylaahrens4373
    @kaylaahrens4373 4 года назад +18

    When he says, "yes sir i do" his grin is just infectious!

  • @sarainglis5886
    @sarainglis5886 4 года назад +186

    "So he's talking to himself like he's two different people?"
    Me: ....
    Me: ...
    Me: Oh I get it!
    😂 lol

  • @Dom-lj2dw
    @Dom-lj2dw 4 года назад +474

    Making great content like this is definitely not easy and probably an inconvenience. Thank you so much, keep up the great work!

    • @joesoso9656
      @joesoso9656 4 года назад +9

      Well said! The best comedy on RUclips.

  • @kevinmurry8803
    @kevinmurry8803 4 года назад +328

    Ryan: "You mean he's just talking to himself and replying like he's two different people?
    Ryan: "Yeah. This guy's nuts."

    • @drunkpunch7334
      @drunkpunch7334 4 года назад +9

      The look at the camera was the best

  • @sarinat3101
    @sarinat3101 4 года назад +114

    The elves in the Tolkien universe were renowned for their ability to meld plot armor into their equipment.

    • @Haeman89
      @Haeman89 4 года назад +14

      Haldir shouldn't have left his at home

    • @waffleman4137
      @waffleman4137 4 года назад +2

      The elves didn't even come in the books

    • @dkisausome
      @dkisausome 4 года назад

      @@waffleman4137 So... How'd they win the battle then?

    • @waffleman4137
      @waffleman4137 4 года назад +2

      @@dkisausome The defenders were able to hold off the horde for a while, then in the morning Gandalf came with fighters from the westfold of Rohan, and they rode in and the orcs were scared and were being destroyed, and the Rohirrim won the battle, and by the way, Èomir was always at Helm's Deep.

    • @Metal_Auditor
      @Metal_Auditor 3 года назад

      @@waffleman4137 it also didn't hurt that there were like 2,000 Rohirrim defending the place, not 300 old men and children.

  • @calculateddesign1591
    @calculateddesign1591 4 года назад +350

    Seriously though, Do "pirates of the Caribbean" The only successful movie based on a theme park ride. Scripts written in crayon. Johnny Depp playing himself.... I mean, do you need me to pitch this to you?

    • @BiggDeli
      @BiggDeli 4 года назад +7

      Wait, what? LOL. Where can I read more about the script being written in crayon. That's insane.

    • @BenoHourglass
      @BenoHourglass 4 года назад +8

      @@BiggDeli I think they're joking.

    • @Protoman888
      @Protoman888 4 года назад +16

      'I have a pitch meeting pitch for you sir. It's a for a pitch meeting based on a film series based on a Disney themepark ride...'

    • @mikecabral2420
      @mikecabral2420 4 года назад +5

      @@Protoman888 haven't we tried that with haunted mansion, country bears, and a bunch of others that all bombed hard.
      Yep.

    • @jp3813
      @jp3813 4 года назад +2

      Depp playing himself? He got nominated b/c the character was so unorthodox.

  • @BlueBoxRevan
    @BlueBoxRevan 4 года назад +114

    "Even the TREES are going to walk..."
    Omg i lost it when he said that line...

    • @animazen
      @animazen 2 года назад +3

      Ima say that was a Clerks reference

    • @odeleon24
      @odeleon24 2 года назад +1

      @@animazen are you ready for the 3rd movie?! Lol

    • @andrewfrankovic6821
      @andrewfrankovic6821 Год назад +1

      The average tree does walk 8 miles a year.

    • @detaaditya6237
      @detaaditya6237 Год назад

      There are so many walking that even the trees are gonna walk.
      I swear these pitch meetings

  • @trickee4262
    @trickee4262 4 года назад +561

    Screen writer guy: “so the Uruk-hai cuts the head off the smaller orc and says ‘looks like meat’s back on the menu, boys!’”
    Producer guy: “how do orcs and Uruks know what a menu is? Do they have restaurants and pubs in Isengard?”
    Screen writer guy: “unclear”
    Producer guy: “huh”

    • @gamingman21
      @gamingman21 4 года назад +33

      they have met Aragorn in a pub... in the first movie.

    • @Shnauften
      @Shnauften 4 года назад +15

      @@gamingman21 Humans, not orcs, the plot point is how orcs would know that

    • @Riwillion
      @Riwillion 4 года назад +20

      @@Shnauften He might be referring to some of Saruman´s spies having been in the Prancing Pony pub from the first movie, which is kind of a thing in the books. They were either half-orcs, like the Uruk-hai, or some other odd breed of men.

    • @samuraicupcake289
      @samuraicupcake289 4 года назад +5

      I would imagine Saruman's orc dens would have some sort of cantina with a menu of choice of disgusting slops.

    • @Shuizid
      @Shuizid 4 года назад +5

      Well they are "born" fully grown, so I'd guess they are also "born" with some basic level of knowledge of how things work.

  • @bluddum1107
    @bluddum1107 4 года назад +143

    Sometimes these sketches seem so real and natural that i dont even pick up the self aware talking-to-yourself-jokes

    • @dreamlandnightmare
      @dreamlandnightmare 4 года назад +14

      Yep, even though they look and sound exactly alike, I still think of them as separate, individual entities.

  • @ConstantReview
    @ConstantReview 4 года назад +292

    "Falling from great heights isn't really fatal in these movies."
    Star Wars: *looks nervous*

    • @huberfloover
      @huberfloover 4 года назад +10

      War Machine/Colonel Rhodes in Cap. America Civil War... "Hold my beer"

    • @CyGea
      @CyGea 4 года назад +2

      Speaking of falling from great heights not hurting anyone.
      How is it Gamora can jump from any height in GotG 2 and land on her feet no problem, but her fall in IW kills her???

    • @BonaparteBardithion
      @BonaparteBardithion 4 года назад +4

      @@CyGea
      In other movies she can brace herself for a superhero landing that somehow makes you invererable to fall damage. In Infinity War she fell backwards and landed on her head.

    • @teresasevy1563
      @teresasevy1563 4 года назад +4

      My guess is that the soul stone killed her before she even landed. Also "so the rest of the movie can happen".

    • @ranwolf7650
      @ranwolf7650 4 года назад

      @@CyGea well she didn't land on her feet in IW, sooooo...

  • @edwardszysorhans573
    @edwardszysorhans573 Год назад +14

    The wormtongue joke is probably the best in this entire series. Makes me lol every time

  • @ganas3
    @ganas3 4 года назад +66

    A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.

    • @christineharrelson4831
      @christineharrelson4831 3 года назад +5

      I keep telling people that but somehow people still expect punctuality. Sheesh.

    • @andrewfrankovic6821
      @andrewfrankovic6821 Год назад

      @@christineharrelson4831 Wouldn't that make them as punctual as they wanna be?

  • @MartinG03
    @MartinG03 4 года назад +263

    Ryan George died from carrying Screen Rant on his back for so long

    • @saifsufian4286
      @saifsufian4286 4 года назад +5

      NOT YOU Screen Rant: okay we’ll get off of that thing

    • @MartinG03
      @MartinG03 4 года назад +1

      @@saifsufian4286 we all know they won't

    • @daxriley8195
      @daxriley8195 4 года назад +10

      Yeah, but then he came back as Ryan George the White and apart from a little memory loss, he's as sharp as ever!

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 4 года назад +3

      He's Ryan the white now

    • @Mind4orLease
      @Mind4orLease 4 года назад +14

      Calling him "Ryan the White" in 2020 MIGHT be problematic 🤷‍♂️

  • @bitfusionsouthafrica
    @bitfusionsouthafrica 4 года назад +560

    This guy's got problems...
    He carries Screen Rant with Pitch Meetings!

    • @greatazuredragon
      @greatazuredragon 4 года назад +28

      Indeed. I literally subscribed simply due to him. ^^

    • @PabloNeves26
      @PabloNeves26 4 года назад +21

      Exactly! I even forget I'm not watching his channel!

    • @BumBum_420
      @BumBum_420 4 года назад +11

      Waoh waoh waoh... waoh

    • @nurse425
      @nurse425 4 года назад +5

      Screen Writer Dude "Screen Rants gonna need to get ALL the way off my back with their channel"!
      SR: "But our channel will fail without you"!
      SWD: "Whoops"!
      SR: "Whoopsie"!

    • @hrishikeshdeo9721
      @hrishikeshdeo9721 4 года назад +4

      @NOT YOU he is not saying woah.. He is saying lile ryan says wow wow wow

  • @wstine79
    @wstine79 4 года назад +108

    Smegal: "We loves the Pitch Meetings, precious. They are TIGHT."
    Gollum: "No! We hates them! They are not Super Easy, Barely an Inconveniences."

    • @theimposter1990
      @theimposter1990 4 года назад +2

      Lol

    • @TinkBellQ
      @TinkBellQ 4 года назад +7

      Smegal: But not being Super Easy Barely an Inconvenience is Tight

    • @mni_7
      @mni_7 4 года назад +6

      toyt

  • @roblamb59
    @roblamb59 4 года назад +15

    Almost all of your pitch meetings are gold. This one is made of Mithril because of how awesome it is.

  • @cosmickal9920
    @cosmickal9920 4 года назад +23

    Took me a second to get the "talking to himself joke" but after that I had to pause because I was laughing so hard

  • @bravo2278
    @bravo2278 4 года назад +400

    Then Aragorn jumps off his horse, does a back flip, snaps the bad guys neck and saves the day.

  • @xmorlozer5941
    @xmorlozer5941 4 года назад +51

    Ngl that “TOGHT” at 1:03 made me choke on my water lmao

    • @dkisausome
      @dkisausome 4 года назад +1

      1:02

    • @kokmuntay6218
      @kokmuntay6218 4 года назад

      Did you turn into trix lozer the white?

    • @The_Infamous_Boogyman
      @The_Infamous_Boogyman Месяц назад

      U choked on a liquid? That fluid must've been suddenly compacted into a small space that was TOGHT 😊

  • @makotocarolin
    @makotocarolin 4 года назад +358

    Screenwriter Guy and Studio Executive Guy: Who’s Gollum and who’s Smeagol...

    • @skyguysreactions
      @skyguysreactions 4 года назад +47

      “I DON’T KNOW!”
      “Fair enough.”

    • @YaNoAwantoMas
      @YaNoAwantoMas 4 года назад +20

      The answer is super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @simonsebs
      @simonsebs 4 года назад +28

      “I’m gonna need you to get all the way off my back about this.”

    • @skyguysreactions
      @skyguysreactions 4 года назад +17

      Simon Williams “Well, okay then! Lemme just get off that thing.”
      “Yes, thank you.”

    • @pentelegomenon1175
      @pentelegomenon1175 4 года назад +2

      Screenwriter Guy seems like the evil one.

  • @o0Avalon0o
    @o0Avalon0o 4 года назад +17

    4:09 I still yelled "No!" As Aragorn went over the edge, just like I did when I was a kid. 😂

  • @TF2Fan101
    @TF2Fan101 4 года назад +11

    About the Nazgul, while they serve Sauron, they aren’t extensions of his senses, so he probably wouldn’t have sensed that Frodo had the ring.

  • @davidhoffman6980
    @davidhoffman6980 4 года назад +169

    Screen writer guy: "So then after the battle, Gimli goes up to a random wounded orc and says 'yo, tell me what happened.' And the orc says 'he's dead!' And then..." Producer guy: "Wait! Who's dead?" Screen writer guy: "Aragorn of course." Producer guy: "A random wounded orc knows exactly who the good guys are talking about and what happened to him?" Screen writer guy: "That's what we're going with."

    • @luminoustorus548
      @luminoustorus548 4 года назад +38

      I’m gonna need you to get aaaall the way off my back about random orc plot knowledge

    • @oremfrien
      @oremfrien 4 года назад +10

      @Corvid-19 Yes. Sharku would have known that the person he was fighting with fell over the cliff, but not necessarily that it was Aragorn. In medieval times, people generally did not know what famous people looked like and could not attach a name to a face.

    • @PhilBagels
      @PhilBagels 4 года назад +9

      @@oremfrien "Sharku" was the name the orcs gave to Saruman, and means "old man" in Orcish, But yeah, some random orc wouldn't have known Aragorn's name. He wasn't wearing a nametag or anything. Besides, we humans all look alike to orcs.

    • @oremfrien
      @oremfrien 4 года назад +8

      @@PhilBagels You are correct that Sharku is a name given to Saruman by orcs IN THE BOOKS. In the movie script and related materials (like videogames) the orc that led the warg riders and, consequently fought Aragorn, was given the name "Sharku" so that it would fit in with the mythology. Additionally the very scene where the riders of Rohan confront the warg riders in the movie never takes place in the book, so the interactions there are entirely Jackson's,

    • @thegreatpage5912
      @thegreatpage5912 4 года назад +1

      @@luminoustorus548 Okay let me get off that thing.

  • @SourRobo8364
    @SourRobo8364 4 года назад +736

    I'm gonna keep asking for Pirates of The Caribbean until it happens.

    • @optimusprime4090
      @optimusprime4090 4 года назад +27

      Yeah surprised they haven't done it. We do know the return of the king will be next week. Let's hope they do pirates the week after.

    • @BirdLadySpeaks
      @BirdLadySpeaks 4 года назад +16

      And I’m going to keep seconding it until it happens

    • @blackbeardbarkbark
      @blackbeardbarkbark 4 года назад +6

      100% need it!

    • @orchdork775
      @orchdork775 4 года назад +14

      I keep asking for Shrek 😂

    • @seriesjunkie0074
      @seriesjunkie0074 4 года назад +8

      Just like I'm gonna keep asking for the movie or rather the documentary "Idiocracy" until it happens.

  • @MrIgorFraga
    @MrIgorFraga 4 года назад +8

    The M. Night Shama dude eaves drop was perfect!! 😅😅😅

  • @HairyBogTrotter
    @HairyBogTrotter Год назад +1

    Thanks

  • @GuadalupePicasso
    @GuadalupePicasso 4 года назад +41

    “Inexplicable accents are toight.”

  • @phar314
    @phar314 4 года назад +10

    Damn! This is the best Pitch Meeting skit by far. I wonder how he could come up with so many jokes: Cockney joke, Shyamalan joke, self-awareness joke, and producer guy the white joke. They are all my favorites.

  • @7elEvan1
    @7elEvan1 4 года назад +133

    "It's never a good idea to hire someone with 'tongue' in their name"
    Depends on the profession I suppose

  • @tupa12
    @tupa12 4 года назад +83

    Pirates of the Caribbean needs to be on the list!!! So many plot holes in the last 3 movies of the franchise!!

    • @cecilegaultier1279
      @cecilegaultier1279 4 года назад

      5 not 3 😂

    • @josejuanandrade4439
      @josejuanandrade4439 4 года назад +2

      @@cecilegaultier1279 What you mean 5, there are only 4 movies in that franchise.

    • @cecilegaultier1279
      @cecilegaultier1279 4 года назад +4

      jose juan andrade the three main movies then the one with the fountain of youth and finally the revenge of Salazar. It is 5

    • @1216jimmyz
      @1216jimmyz 4 года назад +2

      The original 3, and then On Stranger Tides, and Dead Men Tell No Tales....so yeah...5...

    • @tomerfeller9993
      @tomerfeller9993 4 года назад +2

      I won't call the r/wooosh, but c'mon guys, you never count the last two. I mean, the 4 was ok i guess but HELL NO, THERE'S A TRILOGY OF MOVIES

  • @Sly88Frye
    @Sly88Frye 4 года назад +4

    I absolutely love that joke about Golem talking to himself like be is two people which is exactly what Ryan George does here on Pitch Meeting and on his own channel Ryan George

  • @sirvazo1633
    @sirvazo1633 4 года назад +7

    These pitch meetings are brilliant - always looking forward to watching (and re-watching) them 😀👍

  • @Aeronor2001
    @Aeronor2001 4 года назад +30

    "Well where exactly was Gondor when the westfold fell then?"
    "In Gondor"
    "That makes sense"

  • @gonzo95ful
    @gonzo95ful 4 года назад +136

    Me: wait Ryan’s just talking to himself like he’s 2 different people. My brain: yeah this guy is nuts Me:.....wait

    • @InsertCreativeusername_
      @InsertCreativeusername_ 4 года назад +6

      When I first started watching pitch meeting videos I thought they were identical twins

    • @randalllopez9707
      @randalllopez9707 4 года назад +4

      No he is part of a clowning experiment

    • @randalllopez9707
      @randalllopez9707 4 года назад +1

      @Amel Bougrouz yes

    • @VoidZeroNothing
      @VoidZeroNothing 4 года назад +5

      @@randalllopez9707 Do... Do you mean a cloning experiment? A clowning experiment sounds like they're experimenting on people to turn them into clowns. And that sounds very terrifying.

    • @randalllopez9707
      @randalllopez9707 4 года назад +4

      @@VoidZeroNothing no they just failed no typos here

  • @AmeAnimation
    @AmeAnimation 4 года назад +130

    Almost didn't get the "talking to himself" joke. It has become too natural in these skits. Almost like two people.

    • @schattentaenzerin
      @schattentaenzerin 4 года назад +6

      @@JoshuaJameson of course is not two guys! Didn't you meet Kevin the intern and others? ;)

    • @1umbreon4life
      @1umbreon4life 4 года назад

      Yeah, there are way more than two guys on this set!

  • @richardwilson9476
    @richardwilson9476 4 года назад +17

    This has to be one of the funniest pitch meetings so far.

  • @JGooden762
    @JGooden762 4 года назад +103

    More like "Producer Guy the light lilac" don't know what happened there.

    • @Nokaret
      @Nokaret 4 года назад +68

      He dyed.

    • @waterywingz
      @waterywingz 4 года назад +5

      Nokaret so punny! xD

    • @monmothma3358
      @monmothma3358 4 года назад +2

      @@Nokaret ROFL

    • @Kier4n99
      @Kier4n99 4 года назад +6

      @@Nokaret you're gonna be getting notifications for this comment for the next 10 years. Enjoy

  • @Nargon46
    @Nargon46 4 года назад +39

    "Oooh, I think you may have died."
    "Oh yeah whoops."
    "Whoopsie!"

    • @BELCAN57
      @BELCAN57 4 года назад +1

      "Wow, wow, waoh, ow"!

  • @nicolavincenzo7927
    @nicolavincenzo7927 4 года назад +45

    His facial expression when he hears "M. Night" chiming in is one of the funniest things that ever happened on RUclips.

  • @CircleVGamer
    @CircleVGamer 4 года назад +66

    I still want a T-shirt that states “killing Sean Bean is tight”

  • @FelixCorsentino
    @FelixCorsentino 4 года назад +2

    I've watched so many of these that I didn't get the "talking to himself like he's two different people" joke, but the long pause after its delivery compelled me to think about it more....and then I was like "ohh wow wow wow wow wow wow"

  • @MisterShine1912
    @MisterShine1912 4 года назад +11

    "Inexplicable accents are TOIGHT"
    I die😂

  • @misscee1052
    @misscee1052 4 года назад +9

    That M. Night reference actually has me in tears its bloody genius

    • @Verse314
      @Verse314 Год назад

      The happening lmao

  • @creigcoogan5363
    @creigcoogan5363 4 года назад +10

    “Never a good idea to hire someone with worm in their name.”
    “Or tongue.”
    😂

  • @1SaG
    @1SaG 4 года назад +80

    "oh yeah... he's friggin NUTS!"
    "this guy's got problems!"
    Poking fun at oneself is super easy ... barely an inconvenience. :D

    • @Heron11177
      @Heron11177 4 года назад +1

      Making fun of yourself is toyt!

  • @rustlepalace-inn7229
    @rustlepalace-inn7229 3 года назад +6

    “Nah he’s just looking around like he lost a contact lens or something.” 😂

  • @stormvexed
    @stormvexed 4 года назад +2

    I love it when the movies actually tie into the pitch meeting video idea, so meta. I love it.

  • @craig5322
    @craig5322 4 года назад +21

    I've watched every single one of these videos, and I think that self referential Gollum joke is one of the most perfect jokes in the whole series

  • @mikdan8813
    @mikdan8813 4 года назад +26

    "There's gonna be walking"
    Son of a gun, he did read the books.

  • @Giby86
    @Giby86 4 года назад +132

    Just one serious point: "wizards arrive precisely when they mean to" has been established in act 1 of the first movie, so yeah, Gandalf knew exactly when he would show up with Eomer.

    • @sohell1992
      @sohell1992 4 года назад +1

      Exactly. He knew when he'd be back he couldn't see the future. Plus it was clearly established that future was not certain to begin with.

    • @TomdeArgentina
      @TomdeArgentina 4 года назад +8

      Gandalf could see the future in the book. He had the blessing of Manwë.

    • @starburst98
      @starburst98 4 года назад +10

      He also has a light power theme so dawn let him use the power of the rising sun to blind the orcs and this give the riders a huge advantage since the orcs couldn't see their enemies.

    • @Swiftbow
      @Swiftbow 4 года назад +1

      @@TomdeArgentina Future predicting, even by Manwë, wasn't 100% accurate.

    • @pizzapie4me
      @pizzapie4me 4 года назад +3

      Y'all acting like Gandalf wasn't high AF when he said that.

  • @0202-t3h
    @0202-t3h 2 года назад +2

    "They're led by none other than HALDIR!"
    I love how excited he is about that and then producer guy is like "I don't know who that is..."

  • @sayuntamrakar8003
    @sayuntamrakar8003 4 года назад +15

    2:14 He's talking to himself and replying as if he's a different person. This guy must be nuts 😂. And that awkward laugh after that.

    • @DCComicsGamer
      @DCComicsGamer 3 года назад

      He even used the Gollum/Smeagol shots that are angled exactly like the Pitch Meetings...

  • @mannyghotra8415
    @mannyghotra8415 4 года назад +43

    He talks to himself like 2 people? Yes.
    This guy got some problems.
    Best ever description of "pitch meetings"

  • @horseoperamarker
    @horseoperamarker 4 года назад +88

    "he talks to himself"
    *Slowly looks at Ryan*

  • @Magggrty
    @Magggrty 4 года назад +131

    And then he did a backflip snapped the bad guys neck and saved the day

    • @Bioshocker86
      @Bioshocker86 4 года назад +5

      Wow wow wow!

    • @MichaelGonzalez-hd7kk
      @MichaelGonzalez-hd7kk 4 года назад +1

      Alright, I give up. Someone post this comment every time and I still haven't learned the original reference. A little help...

    • @Magggrty
      @Magggrty 4 года назад +1

      Michael Gonzalez first person to write fiction
      That’s what the videos called

  • @johnpotts8308
    @johnpotts8308 4 года назад +86

    Now that he's returned as "Producer Guy the White", does this mean he can authorise even bigger budget pictures?

  • @Greyzay
    @Greyzay 4 года назад +56

    Bruh this dudes talking to himself, hes fricking nuts
    Edit: Thanks for the likes yall should subscribe to me for i can beat my friends youtube channel without vids

  • @Modellbaustammtisch
    @Modellbaustammtisch 4 года назад +6

    "... like he lost a contact lens or something..."
    😂😂😂

  • @shenglong9818
    @shenglong9818 4 года назад +19

    #200 PITCH MEETING COUNTDOWN. This is original pitch meeting #191. Just 8 more and then the 9th will be #200. Tight.

    • @shenglong9818
      @shenglong9818 4 года назад +3

      There are more in the playlist, but those are compilations.

    • @henrikingholt9245
      @henrikingholt9245 4 года назад +7

      Wow wow wow, wow

    • @InsertCreativeusername_
      @InsertCreativeusername_ 4 года назад +5

      Reaching the 200th pitch meeting is gonna be super easy barley a inconvenience

    • @vicmartone
      @vicmartone 4 года назад +7

      Hey, that's how counting works!

    • @shenglong9818
      @shenglong9818 4 года назад +2

      @@vicmartone Yes sir it is.

  • @charleslee8313
    @charleslee8313 4 года назад +10

    I'd like to see a pitch meeting for The Wizard Of Oz.
    "With Dorothy's only means of escape literally flying away, I'm guessing it'll be quite difficult for her to leave."
    "Actually, it's super easy; barely an inconvenience."

  • @jjbb84x
    @jjbb84x 4 года назад +16

    "Look to the East at Dawn" is Middle Earth's "On your left".

  • @xenoxxillia1411
    @xenoxxillia1411 4 года назад +2

    2:20 it took me a solid 10 seconds for that joke to process in my brain. I’m disappointed in myself for not catching it the first time but that was gold.

  • @almeida2016
    @almeida2016 4 года назад +5

    -'THIS GUY'S IS GOT PROBLEMS!' (George looks at the camera) LOL

  • @miles___-_________-388
    @miles___-_________-388 4 года назад +40

    I hope Ryan’s back isn’t hurting from carrying the channel

    • @BanaDoyabad
      @BanaDoyabad 4 года назад +3

      U know it is. He has to take Advil and wear an icy hot patch on his lower back everyday. Poor guy... ☹ It would be interesting to see what SR's numbers (subs, views, etc...) would be if Ryan moved these to his personal channel!?

    • @thfpt
      @thfpt 4 года назад +2

      As Atlas bore the weight of the world, so does Ryan George, bearing the weight of SR on his shoulders, forever keeping us entertained and keeping our spirits lifted.

    • @NeedSomeNuance
      @NeedSomeNuance 4 года назад +1

      He’s probably waiting until he has enough viewers to not need SR’s advertising help and then he’ll jump ship

    • @Emdee47317
      @Emdee47317 4 года назад +1

      No wonder he hates having producer guy on it as well. That must be a lot of weight to bear.

    • @Levi-xb5sz
      @Levi-xb5sz 4 года назад

      @@NeedSomeNuance he's probably locked into a contract as well, also he may not write the scripts himself so...

  • @SETHASTORMS
    @SETHASTORMS 4 года назад +8

    “Ya hahaha he’s nuts!”
    Then there’s a pause.
    I get that joke

  • @hannahschneider9761
    @hannahschneider9761 4 года назад +18

    Oh when he does ROTK’s multiple endings it’s gunna be TIGHT.

  • @kikikoko607
    @kikikoko607 2 года назад +1

    "Ohhhh, inexplicable accents are TOIT!" 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏😂😂😂 I think, I never laughed so loud at any pitch meeting, like I laughed at this one!

  • @HelgaCavoli
    @HelgaCavoli 4 года назад +4

    2:12 That Gollum part got me. 😂😂 Ryan is super great, I DO forget he IS talking with himself sometimes.

  • @samuelparchment1908
    @samuelparchment1908 4 года назад +10

    “Well they looked at each other, so...they’re in love now.” I’m pretty sure you just described shipping.

  • @khryan63
    @khryan63 4 года назад +7

    Love all your pitch meeting shows. You always put a smile on my face❤️🤗🤗

  • @marcopolo2418
    @marcopolo2418 3 года назад +10

    Took me a sec. to realize why they were emphasizing how crazy Gollum was for talking to himself. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ZionXV
    @ZionXV 4 года назад +19

    My favourite Pitch Meetings lines so far are:
    Producer Guy: "Such a sassy ghost!"
    Screen Writer Guy: "The sassiest ghost!"

  • @IBrowneeI
    @IBrowneeI 4 года назад +11

    Requesting a Pitch Meeting for ‘The Crocodile Hunter: Collision Course’.
    Trying to come up with a weird plot around Steve Irwin doing his regular thing would be entertaining.

  • @crazybalrog4033
    @crazybalrog4033 4 года назад +80

    And then he does a backflip, snapped the Balrog’s next and saves the day.

  • @AbdulazizMurady
    @AbdulazizMurady 4 года назад +8

    Ryan to Screen Rant: "Sir i'm gonna need you to get all the way of my back"

  • @warmachine8006
    @warmachine8006 4 года назад +4

    I almost missed the joke about Golem being insane for talking to himself like he's two people because of how good Ryan is at this. Grade A content

  • @fabiangardin7132
    @fabiangardin7132 4 года назад +5

    These are getting better every time. Best pitch meeting so far. Had me burst into laughter multiple times. Keep it up!