Mortal Kombat (2021) Pitch Meeting

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  • Опубликовано: 22 ноя 2024
  • Step inside the pitch meeting that led to Mortal Kombat!
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    Mortal Kombat was one of the very first video games to get adapted into a Hollywood movie back in 1995 and along with movies like Super Mario Bros, Double Dragon and Street Fighter, set the tone for video game movies being… not so great. Now, 26 years later, Hollywood is ready to breathe new life into the franchise and take a shot at the popular game franchise.
    2021’s Mortal Kombat definitely raises some questions. Like why are we following this made-up Cole Young guy when there are about a hundred existing characters to choose from? How deep does this dragon-mark champion concept go exactly? Why did Cole go back to his family after he specifically left them to keep them safe? How exactly is Lord Raiden allowed to intervene? If death is just another portal and all these characters can come back, did any of this even matter?
    To answer all these questions and more, step inside the Pitch Meeting that led to Mortal Kombat! It’ll be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
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Комментарии • 5 тыс.

  • @katlegotk123
    @katlegotk123 3 года назад +1977

    "He gets a cool suit made entirely of plot armor" ... The accuracy...

    • @b-ikecali5655
      @b-ikecali5655 3 года назад +10

      For real 🤣

    • @aztn19
      @aztn19 3 года назад +15

      Sure, that may as well happen 🤷🏾‍♂️🙃

    • @kingeshiebor5444
      @kingeshiebor5444 2 года назад +5

      That part completely sent me... Which isn't really good as I'm watching this video at the office 😂

  • @The-Rest-of-Us
    @The-Rest-of-Us 3 года назад +3323

    Ryan vs. This Movie
    *Ryan wins*
    *FATALITY*

    • @denimchicken104
      @denimchicken104 3 года назад +105

      FLAWLESS VICTORY

    • @thebadbandito
      @thebadbandito 3 года назад +66

      BEASTIALITY... wait... That's something else...

    • @MyVin1234
      @MyVin1234 3 года назад +33

      *BRUTALITY

    • @subman23
      @subman23 3 года назад +46

      @@thebadbandito Beastiality is tig--- WAIT, NOO

    • @LucianDevine
      @LucianDevine 3 года назад +38

      @@subman23 Beastiality is super ea...WAIT STILL NOO!

  • @hunterkiller1440
    @hunterkiller1440 3 года назад +9614

    Adding your own original character into a movie filled with many existing characters is tight.

    • @hermitcard4494
      @hermitcard4494 3 года назад +351

      You know whats more tight? Removing one original beloved character, and debuff the main character from the game story (Liu Kang) and the yellow ninja gamers were so eager to see fight, so the new guy has to save him.

    • @nont18411
      @nont18411 3 года назад +251

      If only Johnny Cage was the protagonist of this film

    • @Freekymoho
      @Freekymoho 3 года назад +124

      @@nont18411 or was at least in it. Couldnt have that though, might look like a 'white saviour'

    • @nont18411
      @nont18411 3 года назад +188

      @@Freekymoho Adding a whole new protagonist that nobody cares about is tight!

    • @joshuatyler4657
      @joshuatyler4657 3 года назад +77

      Forcing in a new character is TIGHT

  • @markrude9489
    @markrude9489 3 года назад +520

    "So Raiden teleports them to exotic locations on other planes of existence?"
    "He sends them to a trailer park and a gym."
    "... Okay!"

  • @shastamenon1946
    @shastamenon1946 3 года назад +4103

    Sub zero:(in Chinese) I ended your bloodline.
    Scorpion: (in Japanese) I like your funny words magic man

    • @arhabersham
      @arhabersham 3 года назад +49

      @bocoy noiu [Zordon Approves]*

    • @DashBolt
      @DashBolt 3 года назад +28

      @@arhabersham Rita: [confused screaming]

    • @rcdotson4433
      @rcdotson4433 3 года назад +3

      @Aniruddha Chatterjee that was established in universal cannon of the series though

    • @gwenminor9244
      @gwenminor9244 3 года назад +46

      Sub Zero : Speaks chinese nonsense
      Scorpion in japanese : ....So anyway I started blasting

    • @fikrizainal7375
      @fikrizainal7375 3 года назад +18

      And then for no reason speak in English " For the Lin Kuei "

  • @dgbrenn
    @dgbrenn 3 года назад +5064

    “So he becomes Scorpion?”
    “No he gets a cool little outfit made entirely of plot armor.”
    DEAD

    • @sarssars-hm2ox
      @sarssars-hm2ox 3 года назад +58

      That's what I was asking my brother who the hell is that guy the new scorpion 🦂 . He had no clue. But the scorpion learning a few english words. Lol 😂😆 😅🙃👍 unless the new guy new japanese and it just automatically translated for us 🤔 or he new that word cause he fights japanese fighters in mma . That sounds much better I'll stick with that 👍

    • @romanusdolor5783
      @romanusdolor5783 3 года назад +49

      @@sarssars-hm2ox For some reason cole doesn’t even though he’s from Japan he thinks he’s from the Detroit yet scorpion speaks only Japanese to him and he understands it. Also the only English she knows is Mortal Kombat catchphrases

    • @paul6925
      @paul6925 3 года назад +16

      😂😂😂 this guy comes up with the best lines

    • @glint1224
      @glint1224 3 года назад +104

      The literal plot armor kinda kills any tension. When you can just tank a beating from Goro and not even get a bruise, you KNOW no one is ever gonna be able to pose a threat.

    • @WarmBreadBearBuddy
      @WarmBreadBearBuddy 3 года назад +57

      Now he’s cole with a cooler sweater

  • @Theee_BAMF5
    @Theee_BAMF5 3 года назад +2264

    “Did he take English lessons in hell?”
    “He took some very specific english lessons in hell”
    Bruh I’m dead, I didn’t even think about that😂😂💀💀

    • @djeio
      @djeio 3 года назад +19

      im having monday literature sessions, wanna join?😂

    • @capt.gigglepants1538
      @capt.gigglepants1538 3 года назад +85

      Honestly, i think it woulda been more badass if he did scream "Get over here" in japanese.

    • @britneyisallyouneedtoknow2406
      @britneyisallyouneedtoknow2406 3 года назад +31

      Very specific English lessons are tight!

    • @Profess84
      @Profess84 3 года назад +2

      Hahahaha.

    • @jdzspace33
      @jdzspace33 3 года назад +13

      @@capt.gigglepants1538 not as bad ass as you would think

  • @BeardVsTheWorldUK1
    @BeardVsTheWorldUK1 Год назад +42

    “That may as well happen” has quickly advanced to one of my favorite lines in this series.

  • @OrCarmi
    @OrCarmi 3 года назад +3310

    The way you took the "tight" running gag, acknowledged it, meta-flippped it and STILL landed it, is nothing short of brilliant comedic writing

    • @markuhler2664
      @markuhler2664 3 года назад +132

      Landed it but did he snap its neck & save the day?
      Sorry. I tried resisting.

    • @al_extreme
      @al_extreme 3 года назад +73

      oh, saying tight is tight is tight

    • @scottbiggs8894
      @scottbiggs8894 3 года назад +63

      And it was *still* inappropriate! I laughed so hard I choked.

    • @kymanilorainey8675
      @kymanilorainey8675 3 года назад +20

      @@scottbiggs8894 choking is tight😏

    • @M_k-zi3tn
      @M_k-zi3tn 3 года назад +5

      Right!

  • @billc.2627
    @billc.2627 3 года назад +1900

    A 95-year-old senile grandfather runs over a Mortal Kombat champ and now has to fight in Mortal Kombat? So true. That would be an awesome movie. I think Dick Van Dyke would be PERFECT in it.

    • @Perurikun
      @Perurikun 3 года назад +71

      omg Dick Van Dyke would take this movie to a another level! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @BlasphometicHermetic
      @BlasphometicHermetic 3 года назад +37

      Buzz Aldrin, dude. That guy can throw fists!

    • @billc.2627
      @billc.2627 3 года назад +62

      @@Perurikun True. After he kills someone he can turn to the camera and say "Diagnosis Murder!

    • @ivanakum61
      @ivanakum61 3 года назад +14

      Dick Van Dyke as old Shujinko would be funny

    • @Perurikun
      @Perurikun 3 года назад +3

      @@billc.2627 don't forget his time with Disney! 🤣

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 года назад +2719

    "Bad guys love leaving before making sure their enemy is really dead"
    Why is this so accurate?

    • @Oakship166
      @Oakship166 3 года назад +33

      Because lazy writers exist, anyway wanna see someone get like.... exploded?

    • @benray527
      @benray527 3 года назад +10

      plot armor

    • @Ceares
      @Ceares 3 года назад +38

      HISHE villain pub villains make it clear that it's part of the villain code so they have no choice. Sure, why would villains stick to a code you might ask? They're villains, not animals.

    • @Tfaonc
      @Tfaonc 3 года назад +41

      "so the movie can happen"

    • @Virtualangello
      @Virtualangello 3 года назад +5

      This guy is on every comment section that I check XD

  • @amerpdx
    @amerpdx 3 года назад +189

    Loved the "tight" exchange. Just brilliant! No wonder this guy is capable of carrying an entire channel on his own.

    • @CUSELİSFAN
      @CUSELİSFAN Год назад +1

      Being capable of carrying an entire channel on yout own is tight.
      Sorry, I had to do it. 🤣

    • @aaronwalcott513
      @aaronwalcott513 11 месяцев назад +4

      "On his own?" But, there's two of him :D

    • @Marvelfanatic3658
      @Marvelfanatic3658 11 месяцев назад +1

      Ok

  • @jasonhernandez9023
    @jasonhernandez9023 3 года назад +604

    I laughed and laughed upon realizing Cole’s Arcana is plot armor. He literally sprouts plot armor. XD

    • @dougdynamo8990
      @dougdynamo8990 3 года назад +4

      Wow very original

    • @301.allday
      @301.allday 3 года назад +2

      **Wee-Bey meme**

    • @Atlas059
      @Atlas059 3 года назад +10

      I feel like it played to his fight style. Throughout the movie Cole showed that he can taking a beating. Alot. Like the whole movie. But he always gets back up so it makes sense that his arkana is a defensive power. Especially since the whole goal is protecting him and his family.

    • @weirdcarpetthing97
      @weirdcarpetthing97 3 года назад +7

      @@Atlas059 :l

    • @mattdunkley130
      @mattdunkley130 3 года назад

      I did too

  • @FlashpointGold
    @FlashpointGold 3 года назад +324

    Having literal plot armor was my thought exactly when Cole got his powers.. Whoever came up with that has a sick sense of humor because they had to know what they were doing.

    • @chrism6075
      @chrism6075 3 года назад +9

      Mortal Kombat is by definition sick sense of humor...

    • @ajamusic7322
      @ajamusic7322 3 года назад +5

      And its funny because it absorbed Gorro's blows, but then it seemed to stop working after that

    • @hedrocs
      @hedrocs 3 года назад +6

      "they had to know what they were doing" no they didn't this movie is very incompetent!

  • @hunterkiller1440
    @hunterkiller1440 3 года назад +3059

    Can we spend the entire movie in 1600s Japan? Because that plot line seem much more interesting.
    No because that's not what the script says.
    Fair enough.

    • @SophiaAphrodite
      @SophiaAphrodite 3 года назад +151

      " I did absolutely no research beyond 1600's small Japanese villages for this movie so you are going to have to get all the way off my back about that."

    • @hoaithunguyen4473
      @hoaithunguyen4473 3 года назад +75

      @@SophiaAphrodite alright let me get off of that thing

    • @ChrisCoelho
      @ChrisCoelho 3 года назад +132

      Man what a waste to bring hiroyuki sanada who is a well established actor and make this amazing opening sequence and then have him in the background until the end of the movie....you sidelined your best actor and the best character in scorpion ..... like what O.o

    • @akechijubeimitsuhide
      @akechijubeimitsuhide 3 года назад +59

      @@ChrisCoelho Right? Dude's awesome. I'd much rather watch a movie where he kicks arse in a historical setting.

    • @arieslaiman
      @arieslaiman 3 года назад +56

      Exactly!!!!! The first 10 mins of the movie vs the rest of the movie difference is like day and night.

  • @fernandositorus1384
    @fernandositorus1384 3 года назад +491

    "While Cole is assaulting his frozen family in the background"
    "What?"
    THAT'S IT MATE, 'AM DEAD

    • @beewell1600
      @beewell1600 3 года назад +21

      assaulting your frozen family in the background is TIGHT

    • @pisscvre69
      @pisscvre69 3 года назад +8

      No its his family whos dead not you

    • @wizkaleeb662
      @wizkaleeb662 Год назад +9

      Lmao that slow mo clip of him just hacking away 6:51

  • @gregoryfloriolli9031
    @gregoryfloriolli9031 3 года назад +509

    It’s a good thing that after Cole Young got his magic jersey none of the fighters hit him below the belt or in the face where he was still vulnerable. Very considerate.

    • @hendrong
      @hendrong 3 года назад +82

      See, part of the armor's power is to magnetically attract fists and feet.

    • @aaronseidl5941
      @aaronseidl5941 3 года назад +45

      @@hendrong wow wow wow wow wow wow

    • @chishalakabwe6231
      @chishalakabwe6231 3 года назад +5

      Honorable vibes 😂

    • @Kentrc11
      @Kentrc11 3 года назад +4

      Magic Jersey...
      I'm dead & I love you for it

    • @Pranaynaynay
      @Pranaynaynay 3 года назад +3

      Tbf in the fight with scorpion, he does try to stab Cole's face

  • @omartaj7010
    @omartaj7010 3 года назад +1151

    Can we appreciate how tight the "tight" joke was in this episode.

    • @CidGuerreiro1234
      @CidGuerreiro1234 3 года назад +59

      Tight jokes about the tight jokes are TIGHT!

    • @exkingjohn
      @exkingjohn 3 года назад +20

      Probably my favourite

    • @Meowdab
      @Meowdab 3 года назад +19

      oh, making a joke about your own silly catchphrase is TIGHT!

    • @schattentaenzerin
      @schattentaenzerin 3 года назад +22

      Felt like Tightception

    • @soniqstateofficial4490
      @soniqstateofficial4490 3 года назад +9

      Best tight joke yet 😂😂

  • @elijahsantana8366
    @elijahsantana8366 3 года назад +1641

    “Raiden sounds like a chill guy “
    “He’s not”
    Extremely accurate

    • @sushigimme
      @sushigimme 3 года назад +66

      2021 Raiden and Shang Tsung were just awful in this movie. Shang Tsung looks like a little b*tch trying to act tough and Raiden looked like he was walking around with hemorrhoids, he looked THAT stiff and awkward.
      As cheesy as the 1995 movie was, you gotta admit that the characters had more heart and charisma.

    • @ChangedMyNameFinally69
      @ChangedMyNameFinally69 3 года назад +9

      @@sushigimme I kinda wished this Shang Tsung looked MORE weaselly, his actor played weaselly well in The Dark Knight. I was so hyped to just see he was a nothing burger

    • @richardtheconquerer
      @richardtheconquerer 3 года назад +29

      @@sushigimme 1995 movie Shang Tsung was so awesome that they brought him in to do the most recent game

    • @aroyals339
      @aroyals339 3 года назад +14

      Sub Zero sounds like a chill guy

    • @callmefleet
      @callmefleet 2 года назад +4

      @@aroyals339 hehehehehehehehehe ice puns

  • @peterkrug4124
    @peterkrug4124 3 года назад +197

    I spent the whole time I watched this film for the first time thinking, "Who's this Cole guy? Was he a character from the game? Why not just make him Johnny Cage?"

    • @turrican4d599
      @turrican4d599 3 года назад +24

      Half way in, I realised, that the cute teengirl was supposed to be his daughter and not his girlfriend.

    • @thephilosopher7173
      @thephilosopher7173 3 года назад +14

      @@turrican4d599 Which was so weird considering how young he is and how old she is. Its like he had her when he was 16 or something lol.

    • @rayfielding8912
      @rayfielding8912 2 года назад +2

      That's funny cause that's what they did with the recent animated movie and guess what, it was a tonne better than the film adaptation. Hell, it even had the same opening.

    • @alchemystudiosink1894
      @alchemystudiosink1894 8 месяцев назад +2

      From what I've heard, they specifically avoided having Johnny Cage, cause having a new OC to replace the primary character of the series makes things "better" according to certain people who want to shove their OCs in various franchises. Which of course kinda makes the whole things bleh, especially since if I recall, Mortal Kombat wouldn't have happened without Johnny Cage, since the game was originally suppose to be a Jean-Claude Van Damme game with Johnny Cage originally suppose to be Jean-Claude Van Damme. But when the rights for that fell through, the repurposed things.

    • @christianhardtofind6349
      @christianhardtofind6349 5 месяцев назад +2

      I actually knew a guy in college named Cole Young, so when I heard the name I'm like "Oh yeah, I know that guy!"

  • @The-Rest-of-Us
    @The-Rest-of-Us 3 года назад +2377

    Ryan just took on every damn fighter in this movie at once and completely obliterated them.

    • @sirorcaplays
      @sirorcaplays 3 года назад +24

      Don't you mean...

    • @sirorcaplays
      @sirorcaplays 3 года назад +53

      ...finish them?

    • @Skiguru990
      @Skiguru990 3 года назад +34

      FATALITY!

    • @narcissus79
      @narcissus79 3 года назад +30

      Flawless Victory

    • @noaht3087
      @noaht3087 3 года назад +18

      Ryan definitely has the Dragon Mark now! 🐲

  • @darrell5703
    @darrell5703 3 года назад +881

    When cole beat goro in the movie I literally said, “Wow, that was super easy, barely an inconvenience” and my wife was like, “yeah it was”. But she didn’t get my reference :(

    • @Mactownization
      @Mactownization 3 года назад +89

      Its time to get a divorce

    • @bluhvea82
      @bluhvea82 3 года назад +40

      DIVORCE!

    • @neverdavenever
      @neverdavenever 3 года назад +64

      Don't comment. We cannot interfere.

    • @ahedjehad8514
      @ahedjehad8514 3 года назад +56

      @@neverdavenever we must consult the elder gods!

    • @Realn00bGamer
      @Realn00bGamer 3 года назад +12

      You should shout "Get over here"...

  • @mr.stuffdoer8483
    @mr.stuffdoer8483 3 года назад +1899

    Saying it all goes downhill from the opening scene is painfully accurate.

    • @culturecanvas777
      @culturecanvas777 3 года назад +200

      As someone said, this is a great movie, too bad it's only 7 minutes long.

    • @GopherCakeStuff
      @GopherCakeStuff 3 года назад +78

      All scenes without that Cole character were nice

    • @WhitneyHaverstock
      @WhitneyHaverstock 3 года назад +58

      I felt like a child who's lollypop just got smacked to the ground. While the person doing it told me I was the reason my parents were getting divorced.

    • @markusphilippus1787
      @markusphilippus1787 3 года назад +31

      @@GopherCakeStuff I don't know why I couldn't care about his character one bit.

    • @GopherCakeStuff
      @GopherCakeStuff 3 года назад +64

      @@markusphilippus1787 his acting was flat and we already loved all of the other characters more. He gave us nothing to root for. He could barely fight, he knowingly put his family in danger, he constantly needed pep talks

  • @dregrant8262
    @dregrant8262 3 года назад +65

    Honestly, the best character throughout the whole movie was Kano. That man's comedic responses and interjections were priceless 🤣🤣🤣

    • @stormtempterf8058
      @stormtempterf8058 2 года назад

      Kabal wasn't a slouch either in the sassmouth department, lol.

    • @andrewmoore4510
      @andrewmoore4510 6 месяцев назад

      We need a Kano and Kabal spinoff

  • @blupunk01
    @blupunk01 3 года назад +325

    "And we're going to write it so audiences care WAY more about Kano than they do about the protagonist."
    "Why?"
    "Because."
    "Fair enough."

    • @theunknownreturns
      @theunknownreturns 3 года назад +11

      Heard the actor was sent to the hospital. Back problems due to casting the whole movie.

    • @ThePkmnYPerson
      @ThePkmnYPerson 3 года назад +16

      "Oh, making an antagonist the best character in the movie which only results in it not being a good thing when he dies is TIGHT!"
      That goes double for me because Sub-Zero's always been my favorite MK kharacter.

    • @MM-lo9tk
      @MM-lo9tk 3 года назад +11

      I heard the Kano actor actually ad libbed all his best lines and made the character way better than they had planned.

  • @blipmachine
    @blipmachine 3 года назад +148

    I’ve never seen a film dip in quality this hard after the first 10 minutes.

    • @CAPSLOCKPUNDIT
      @CAPSLOCKPUNDIT 3 года назад +19

      Listen sir, I'm going to need you to get aaaaaaall the way off my back about that!

    • @JacobFury
      @JacobFury 3 года назад +10

      X-Men Origins Wolverine

    • @MrMajani
      @MrMajani 3 года назад +8

      And it's almost like they knew cause they released the first ten minutes free on RUclips as a promo

  • @thenation1575
    @thenation1575 3 года назад +307

    'Cole has a new sweater made of plot armour' 🤣🤣🤣
    Literally why Cole lived

  • @KeithLdemonsinseattle
    @KeithLdemonsinseattle 3 года назад +201

    "So if an 95 year old grandpa runs over a champion he will have to fight for the earth realm?"
    "Yes"
    "Can we make that movie instead?" LOL

  • @pft1600
    @pft1600 3 года назад +301

    I like how Sonya Blade didn't know who Cole was when he showed up, he had to reveal his tattoo thing, yet she had his picture plastered all over her exposition wall.

    • @halcyonvking3229
      @halcyonvking3229 3 года назад +13

      Lol really?

    • @shinzero0271
      @shinzero0271 3 года назад +46

      It did kinda come off as Sonya being the protagonist of an entirely different MK movie that the inclusion of Cole made them skip. She actually made two rivals over the course of the film, and actually earned her power. That Cole ended up being the one to fight Mileena despite the film taking the time to set her up as a rival for Sonya, made it really weird.

    • @Reclusive247
      @Reclusive247 3 года назад +28

      Nice spot. Maybe it's her memento wall and she has a really poor short term memory

    • @artofmartialcinemaamc5334
      @artofmartialcinemaamc5334 3 года назад +9

      @@shinzero0271 Explain how she earned her power, by killing Kano? I agree she earned her mark but how fast she got them and even knew what it was and how to use it unlike literally everyone else is lame asf. This movie was enjoyable to me but has many flaws in it, including Sonya Blade.

    • @Cuzjudd
      @Cuzjudd 3 года назад +3

      @@Reclusive247 LMAO

  • @reallynow692
    @reallynow692 3 года назад +810

    Being the Chosen One for Screen Rant is Super Easy, Barely an Inconvenience for Ryan George.

  • @billc.2627
    @billc.2627 3 года назад +285

    "Sonya Blade has a whole wall of exposition to show him."
    True. Exposition is TIGHT!

    • @XENOS_Indie_Game_Dev
      @XENOS_Indie_Game_Dev 3 года назад +3

      Seriously? Do we need this dumbed down exposition? MK11 already showed movie studios how to make a movie version of the game. Ugh. At this rate, these movie studios will never get a clue how to film a movie based on a game.

    • @Kentrc11
      @Kentrc11 3 года назад

      @@XENOS_Indie_Game_Dev Nah they needed Sonya to be a MK fangirl until the movie gets close to the end.

    • @shinzero0271
      @shinzero0271 3 года назад +4

      @@XENOS_Indie_Game_Dev Honestly, they could've had Sonya be the main character and showed her actually gain the information and capture Kano instead of all the Cole stupidity.

    • @cornelius8617
      @cornelius8617 3 года назад +2

      @@shinzero0271 yes because I really need another feminist woke female led bs movie

    • @risottopose9970
      @risottopose9970 3 года назад +1

      @@cornelius8617 Shut the hell up, movies with female Leads have existed for years before all these “Woke” directors started ruining the film industry

  • @racegod69
    @racegod69 Год назад +45

    Cole with a cooler sweater… I’m dying! 😂😂😂

  • @JZBaltazar
    @JZBaltazar 3 года назад +68

    Scorpion: I will do anything to get my revenge on Sub-Zero!
    A voice in hell: I will give you powers for revenge but you have to repeat this catchphrase in English.
    Scorpion: No.
    *After centuries when his bloodline is about to be extinguished
    Scorpion: Alright, I agree. I will say "Get over here"!
    The voice: Can't believe it! He totally bought it!

  • @TM-nv
    @TM-nv 3 года назад +1013

    I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed Cole's power was literally plot armor

    • @G360LIVE
      @G360LIVE 3 года назад +96

      That, and I'm also glad I'm not the only who noticed that Goro was done dirty in this movie. One fight, and he's done. Yikes. In fact, I think Goro only had two scenes: the one in which he was introduced and the one in which he fought. The CGI budget for Goro must've been tight. lol

    • @dylangriffin4230
      @dylangriffin4230 3 года назад +42

      @@G360LIVE Im just acting like that wasn't really goro and just some other 4 arm dude from his species

    • @G360LIVE
      @G360LIVE 3 года назад +50

      @@dylangriffin4230
      It was semi-Goro, quasi-Goro, the margarine of Goro, the Diet Coke of Goro. Just one calorie, not Goro enough.

    • @trajic9204
      @trajic9204 3 года назад +6

      @@G360LIVE he wasn't evil enough.

    • @G360LIVE
      @G360LIVE 3 года назад +1

      @@trajic9204
      Haha! :)

  • @pgplaysvidya
    @pgplaysvidya 3 года назад +879

    ''Why does Sub-Zero want to exterminate Hanzo's clan and end his bloodline?''
    ''Unclear!''
    "Why is Sub Zero still alive 600 years later?"
    "Okay I'm going to need you to get right off my back"

    • @Sukh_Thind
      @Sukh_Thind 3 года назад +32

      He might be the best champion who gets long age as a winner of the tournament.
      The only thing bothering me is the weird use of raiden’s transportation ability.

    • @JReds-bw9kg
      @JReds-bw9kg 3 года назад +30

      In the movie, Sub-Zero does mention a Shirai Ryu/Lin Kuei rivalry, but it's said so quick that one could forget about it

    • @mnomadvfx
      @mnomadvfx 3 года назад +15

      I got the impression that MK champions are essentially ageless and gather power over time.
      Hence Bi Han got an upgrade to Sub Zero with much stronger ice powers and Scorpion has the hellfire thing which basically seems like they ripped it off Ghost Rider.

    • @mnomadvfx
      @mnomadvfx 3 года назад +15

      @@Sukh_Thind Except the problem is that he's never a champion because Shang Tsung has him cheating all the time so there is never a tournament.

    • @mnomadvfx
      @mnomadvfx 3 года назад +12

      @@JReds-bw9kg It's not even mentioned that other Lin Kuei exist, for all n00bs know it could be a religious sect that Hanzo pissed off with an assassination.

  • @relationshipthinkersold5139
    @relationshipthinkersold5139 3 года назад +183

    "getting your soul sucked is-"
    "don't say it"

  • @tjsogmc
    @tjsogmc 3 года назад +182

    This pitch meeting has only been posted for a few hours and already it has more views than the Oscars.

  • @elitistnoob9564
    @elitistnoob9564 3 года назад +405

    "They're gonna have a really cool fight while Cole just assaults his frozen family in the background"
    "Wut?"
    My reaction exactly 🤣

    • @colindsouza979
      @colindsouza979 3 года назад +10

      I swear....got me right there

    • @AnthonyPino
      @AnthonyPino 3 года назад +15

      Like. It made sense watching it because he's trying to break the ice to free them, but in the pitch meeting I really had to think about why he was doing it

    • @merry_christmas
      @merry_christmas 3 года назад +7

      @@AnthonyPino I figured the ice would probably melt once sub-zero was dead so I was completely confused on him not helping kill the bad guy.

    • @AnthonyPino
      @AnthonyPino 3 года назад +2

      @@merry_christmas well, after Sub Zero died the ice didn't melt. I get what you're saying cuz I thought the same tho

    • @oniakuma2392
      @oniakuma2392 3 года назад +4

      My "Wut?" Moment was Liu Kang's intro. Kano tells him to not come any closer, Liu Kang shoots him in the face with a fireball and IMMEDIATELY says "I'm not your enemy"

  • @brotherjew1
    @brotherjew1 3 года назад +1489

    The 95 year old UP man accidentally being put in this tournament sounds like... a fantastic movie idea.

    • @kongmengyang1098
      @kongmengyang1098 3 года назад +76

      Yeah, you see when he dropped his house at Paradise Falls his house accidentally squashed a bird with the dragon tattoo.
      Oh wow, wow, wow, wow. Wow.

    • @SuperMegaGaelourde
      @SuperMegaGaelourde 3 года назад +61

      Instead of FATALITY, it would show up as YOU'VE FALLEN... AND YOU CAN'T GET UP

    • @3liteGamer4Life
      @3liteGamer4Life 3 года назад +35

      for a second I thought maybe you were trying to type "95 year old ip man", and honestly, I think that would be pretty awesome to watch.

    • @timsmith7858
      @timsmith7858 3 года назад +7

      And he wins it

    • @timsmith7858
      @timsmith7858 3 года назад +2

      Gets I car and runs a guy over *fatality*

  • @Kijinn
    @Kijinn 3 года назад +20

    Cole: "Hey, guys, do you remember how we fought the evil guys, in *one on one* fights and got defeated, just a few moments ago?"
    Others: "Yeah?"
    Cole: "I have a great tactical idea that will change everything greatly into our favor!"
    Others: "How?"
    Cole: "Raiden! Teleport each one of us with one bad guy to an isolated location, so that we can fight them *one on one* ."

  • @Supallcomm
    @Supallcomm 3 года назад +59

    This is the kind of high quality content that isn't anywhere else on Screen Rant.

  • @Hailstormful
    @Hailstormful 3 года назад +328

    Ryan: "This way the audience has someone to identify with, who's learning the rules of the world at the same time as they are..."
    Me: "Soooo, not Johnny Cage?"

    • @Hailstormful
      @Hailstormful 3 года назад +32

      @The Void That was the whole first 1/3rd of MK9... Johnny fumbling about learning what the hell was going on, while Liu Kang whoops all of the ass

    • @danterann
      @danterann 3 года назад +26

      He's white, so they can't use him.
      If they did Twitter would yell "white saviour"

    • @Hailstormful
      @Hailstormful 3 года назад +14

      @@danterann And THAT'S why we can't have good things anymore...

    • @RydaliaAstora
      @RydaliaAstora 3 года назад +2

      @The Void Sounds like Tropic Thunder

    • @plutocrasy2115
      @plutocrasy2115 3 года назад +5

      Legit nothing would have been different if they just made Cole young Johnny except having better powers instead the bog standard Fanfic OC gear.

  • @MasterTSayge
    @MasterTSayge 3 года назад +778

    "We're going to take screen time away from characters fans came to see?"
    My thoughts exactly 🤣

    • @NickCorvello
      @NickCorvello 3 года назад +11

      Lol I'm surprised they didn't throw in a line about Johnny Cage not appearing at all because he was completely replaced by Cole Young 😆

    • @dominiclacroix9489
      @dominiclacroix9489 Год назад +4

      @@NickCorvello Cole who get beaten throughout the whole movie, by everything and everyone. Even his powersuit acknowledge it, he gotta get beaten on to unleash a good blow. What a effing loser lol

  • @JustanOlGuy
    @JustanOlGuy 3 года назад +17

    " Can we make that movie instead?"...Fit driven laughter follows...

  • @bee-zeesoul1018
    @bee-zeesoul1018 3 года назад +2172

    Every video game pitch meeting ever: “So you know how this game has a perfectly gift-wrapped outline for a story that could be critically acclaimed, get fans hyped, and make us a butt ton of money?”
    “Yeah.”
    “Well what if we just... you know... didn’t do that?”

    • @almalone3282
      @almalone3282 3 года назад +126

      Hollywood kinda sees the video game industry as a joke so there not gonna take them seriously and would much rather do there own thing

    • @charlesmartiniii1405
      @charlesmartiniii1405 3 года назад +138

      @@almalone3282 funny because many see Hollywood as a joke. Too bad most entertainment industries are absolute jokes

    • @VinceValentine
      @VinceValentine 3 года назад +81

      @@almalone3282 To be fair, video game protagonists don't need to be well developed since you are playing them and experiencing the adventure yourself. Movie audiences can only watch passively, so the character needs to be interesting, that's where video game movies often fail.

    • @theparodychannel7842
      @theparodychannel7842 3 года назад +23

      "Ohh...can you explain why we wont do that?"
      "....get off my back!"

    • @diegoxavier9107
      @diegoxavier9107 3 года назад +9

      @@VinceValentine Before Dawn, Oninaki, visual novels like G Senjou and Meteor World Actor, Detroit: Become Human...

  • @rzg4648
    @rzg4648 3 года назад +198

    "Sub-zero's gonna show up and kill scorpion's family"
    "Oh extremely rude very impolite"
    I'm dead 😂💀

    • @GOldenPROdigy115
      @GOldenPROdigy115 3 года назад

      How is that rude though? Lmao

    • @linken0879
      @linken0879 3 года назад +4

      Not as dead as they are

    • @helpyourselfimbusy5747
      @helpyourselfimbusy5747 3 года назад

      You must be a part of scorpions family.
      🪦 rip

    • @lucyread
      @lucyread 3 года назад +2

      @@GOldenPROdigy115 I mean murder us generally considered impolite.

  • @coolnerdlll6053
    @coolnerdlll6053 3 года назад +407

    I love how it's incredibly clear that Ryan didn't like this movie.
    EDIT: I haven't seen this movie and I have no opinion on it. I mean that Ryan usually acts somewhat unbiased towards the pitch movies, so this feels odd.

    • @monkeyflower3851
      @monkeyflower3851 3 года назад +96

      I don't see how anyone liked this movie, but most of my friends think it was awesome. Apparently 2 hours of special effects and fan service are enough for people.

    • @mr.bubbles1456
      @mr.bubbles1456 3 года назад +22

      @@monkeyflower3851 Yeah I liked it and I play Mortal Kombat.

    • @TheAwsomeuser
      @TheAwsomeuser 3 года назад +39

      clearly they r blind frm the truth
      I love the franchise as well but I can admit its at best an average movie
      great fights and special effects but terrible story and characters......well except fr Kano, tht guy basically carried the movie.

    • @themadclown4077
      @themadclown4077 3 года назад +5

      @@monkeyflower3851 I mean it's not that hard to imagine someone thinking this movie was decent or even good. I personally think it was decent as kano was great and same with kung Lao,sub zero and scorpion so it was a manageable movie.

    • @HAWXLEADER
      @HAWXLEADER 3 года назад +8

      @@monkeyflower3851 When it comes to a movie based off of bloody fighting video game?
      Yes it should...

  • @jamesfromthecomputer
    @jamesfromthecomputer 3 года назад +50

    "They're gonna take screen time away from the characters fans came to see?" lmaooo also the opening sequence is truly so much better than the rest of the movie you would guess they were made by completely separate studios

  • @Guilherme-qo9ye
    @Guilherme-qo9ye 3 года назад +152

    Sonya blade and Johnny cage would be perfect choices to be the character learning about the world alongside the audience

    • @shawncleary3450
      @shawncleary3450 3 года назад +31

      But that would make sense and give us exactly what we want from a mortal kombat movie. Why would we want that?

    • @magnifiedspace2557
      @magnifiedspace2557 3 года назад +7

      Pretty sure they did that to the 90's version with Johnny Cage. . .

    • @StickWithTrigger
      @StickWithTrigger 3 года назад +10

      Sonya and Jax spent all that time learning about mortal kombat.....just to tell it to the new character....

    • @Xexen7
      @Xexen7 3 года назад

      yes i agree Sonya looking for kano would have been the best way to start this film lol this random Kole wanker was a waste of time o0 PLOT ARMOR

    • @CDRW24
      @CDRW24 3 года назад

      I think they wanted to have an Asian protagonist and the pre-existing Asian characters wouldn't work as an avatar for the audience.

  • @ivanb.3735
    @ivanb.3735 3 года назад +198

    "Someone that the audience can identify with, you know someone who's learning the rules of the world" you know like JOHNNY CAGE instead we got cole young 😒

    • @phousefilms
      @phousefilms 3 года назад +5

      Then we'd have two snarkers instead of 1. Kano was enough for this movie. Besides, they only said Hanzo's bloodline would UNITE the fighters. Doesn't say Cole couldn't die after they're united(or his daughter could take over, lol.)
      Explaining what birthmarks are is TIGHT!

    • @unhingedninja8565
      @unhingedninja8565 3 года назад +8

      @@phousefilms nah cole young isnt even that likeable and why use a new character when there's a fan favourite jhonny cage lol

    • @roryhayes3676
      @roryhayes3676 3 года назад

      I feel like they may kill him off like they did with Kung luw to inspire the other fights like cage

    • @BrandonBenYosef
      @BrandonBenYosef 3 года назад

      Yea bring in devora vs cole 😆 make me feel better.

    • @unanimousarts
      @unanimousarts 3 года назад +4

      Or.. they could’ve developed a better Lui Kang.

  • @maxgemstone7257
    @maxgemstone7257 3 года назад +220

    ''Why does Sub-Zero want to exterminate Hanzo's clan and end his bloodline?''
    ''Unclear!''

    • @Cuzjudd
      @Cuzjudd 3 года назад +16

      He should use unclear a lot more, it highlights the absurdity even more and kills me each time

    • @FurbyParade226
      @FurbyParade226 3 года назад +14

      "For the Lin Kuei"
      That's it. Lol.

    • @hamchurger4566
      @hamchurger4566 3 года назад +5

      Its not unclear. Its because he's evil

    • @calix0414
      @calix0414 3 года назад +6

      They should have gone in to more detail specially for people that don’t know the video game history.

    • @CidGuerreiro1234
      @CidGuerreiro1234 3 года назад +13

      @@hamchurger4566 Why is he evil?
      Unclear!

  • @novelmartinez6154
    @novelmartinez6154 3 года назад +30

    "a cool little outfit made entirely of plot armor" LOL this guy is too much

  • @TrippyGSR
    @TrippyGSR 3 года назад +66

    "I'm Japanese, i have no idea what you're talking about but let's fight."
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @risingrobinprodutions
    @risingrobinprodutions 3 года назад +491

    “Wait, so if Sub-Zero killed Scorpion in 1675 then shouldn’t Sub-Zero have claimed Scorpion’s tattoo? Why would Cole have it?”
    “Look I’m gonna need you to get all the way off my back about how I’m violating this very specific magic system I made up for this movie.”

    • @chinwenduizenwata6763
      @chinwenduizenwata6763 3 года назад +15

      Great point

    • @curiousworld7912
      @curiousworld7912 3 года назад +5

      Well-done. :)

    • @Kolt461
      @Kolt461 3 года назад +58

      Maybe Sub-Zero also already had a tattoo back then, so he can't take the tattoo from Scorpion.

    • @LordMoonshadowGaGa
      @LordMoonshadowGaGa 3 года назад +9

      “Ooooh I better get off your back about that.”

    • @midnightangel9818
      @midnightangel9818 3 года назад +34

      First thought: Oh, good point.
      Moment after that: To be fair, Sub-Zero got his arcana already...so...

  • @gammawolf3
    @gammawolf3 3 года назад +275

    I'm a simple person, I hear the words "So, you have a movie for me?" and my day instantly gets ten times better

  • @boristhethoughtdodger3162
    @boristhethoughtdodger3162 3 года назад +163

    "Do they get English lessons in hell?" That's how I felt when I just had immigrated many years ago.

  • @xavierramirez1911
    @xavierramirez1911 3 года назад +295

    "so we start off the movie in present day with cole young"
    "oh whats his deal?"
    "hes not johnny cage"
    "why couldn't you just have johnny cage in the movie?"
    "i dont know"
    "fair enough"

    • @Cuzjudd
      @Cuzjudd 3 года назад +14

      I like when he says "unclear" instead of "I don't know"

    • @yogieyo9935
      @yogieyo9935 3 года назад +5

      i see some image/screenshot on the internet that says "no johnny cage, because it would be weird to have a white man as a lead in a diverse movie" lmao.

    • @FirstnameLastname-gs3ow
      @FirstnameLastname-gs3ow 3 года назад +1

      @@yogieyo9935 but Cole Young was a white man as the protagonist

    • @tonuahmed4227
      @tonuahmed4227 3 года назад +1

      He's technically 35%/45% japanese with other asian American mix(since he is scorpions descendant)...sooo

    • @neverforget6642
      @neverforget6642 3 года назад +2

      @@yogieyo9935 i hate this diversity shits that every movie have to push it in everyone's ass. People don't know when its not enough and when its too much.

  • @ther3aper561
    @ther3aper561 3 года назад +66

    They could've had Cole turn into a modern looking Scorpian and still had the OG one show up in his samurai outfit and made it a little better

  • @ceilinh6004
    @ceilinh6004 3 года назад +148

    "Well, let me ask you something. Can we make that movie instead?"
    A question we can all relate to.

    • @michaelplowman8674
      @michaelplowman8674 3 года назад +9

      I want the movie about the 95 year old man. And his name should be Lo Pan.

  • @JadedJassy21
    @JadedJassy21 Год назад +16

    "Did he take English lessons in hell?" I'm dead!

  • @nenshoufox
    @nenshoufox 3 года назад +154

    Poor Writer Guy, he tried but you can never stop Producer Guy’s tightness.

    • @LucianDevine
      @LucianDevine 3 года назад +2

      @J. C. There is a lot of tightness going on.

    • @beansdad70
      @beansdad70 3 года назад +2

      Tightness is super easy...

    • @LucianDevine
      @LucianDevine 3 года назад +2

      @@beansdad70 Some would even say it's barely an inconvenience.

    • @benjaminlewis2910
      @benjaminlewis2910 3 года назад +3

      @J. C. Producer Guy's tightness being tight is TIGHT!

  • @sebastiaankrul2403
    @sebastiaankrul2403 3 года назад +4355

    "So if an 95 year old grandpa runs over a champion he will have to fight for the earth realm?"
    "Yes"
    "Can we make that movie instead?"
    Lmfao

    • @magnifiedspace2557
      @magnifiedspace2557 3 года назад +79

      what is his special power? Toxic gas coming from his ass? LMAO

    • @hokagedlo6133
      @hokagedlo6133 3 года назад +139

      @@magnifiedspace2557 that was a terrible joke go home kid

    • @magnifiedspace2557
      @magnifiedspace2557 3 года назад +58

      @@hokagedlo6133 your mom is a lovely lady.

    • @hokagedlo6133
      @hokagedlo6133 3 года назад +91

      @@magnifiedspace2557 no she isn't....

    • @erickamakeeaina1649
      @erickamakeeaina1649 3 года назад +71

      That movie sounds great

  • @bellemy5390
    @bellemy5390 3 года назад +364

    The grandpa running over a champion and fighting for earth is tight.

    • @seby826
      @seby826 3 года назад +9

      Hollywood producers Please stop sacrificing babies and Make That A Thing

    • @somegood_user8930
      @somegood_user8930 3 года назад +1

      Having a mark is tight.

    • @Fuhrerjehova
      @Fuhrerjehova 3 года назад +5

      A now old former boxer and Vietnam war veteran played by Sylvester Stallone

    • @agb8764
      @agb8764 3 года назад +3

      Those damn kids!

    • @CommanderViviax
      @CommanderViviax 3 года назад +1

      It'd be potentially awesome. If they made him like 60, and a war veteran, black ops operative. A ex boxer maybe. And he fights really dirty.

  • @joshuakern1274
    @joshuakern1274 3 года назад +12

    "Magic gave him robot arms."
    Oh my god, that line killed me... lol

  • @ShiggumsDiggums
    @ShiggumsDiggums 3 года назад +242

    I knew exactly what this movie would be the moment they introduced Cole.

    • @tangetstone2.045
      @tangetstone2.045 3 года назад +22

      It's pretty rare for a Gary Stu to appear

    • @irvinalexanderflores
      @irvinalexanderflores 3 года назад +25

      Yeah I know this was gonna be the Cole Young movie just like the Resident Evil films are just the Alice movies..

    • @ChangedMyNameFinally69
      @ChangedMyNameFinally69 3 года назад +2

      @@tangetstone2.045 Any 80s action movie character?

    • @bentonrp
      @bentonrp 2 года назад +7

      This movie was all just:
      Raiden: "They're too powerful. And... the whole world is at stake..."
      Cole: "NO! We can do it! We'll just show a montage of slo-mo scenes of all of the good guy characters...
      fighting all of the bad guy characters,... and then we'll win! See? We won!"
      Raiden: "yes."
      Cole: "See?? Mortal Kombat is actually EASY! Why aren't you excited, guys?! Get excited! Earth has been saved, saved by MEE!!"
      All your fav. good guys: ...?
      Cole: "I'm COLE!!! ...I'M COLLLLE!!!"

    • @AntwonFisher
      @AntwonFisher Год назад +3

      The guy who starts off getting his ass kicked in front of his daughter who later unlocks his arcana getting his ass kicked in front of his daughter

  • @darkzak47
    @darkzak47 3 года назад +1226

    "Did he take English lessons in hell?"
    "He took some very specific English lessons in hell"
    How to make people die laughing

    • @ispoilers9535
      @ispoilers9535 3 года назад +7

      Oh middle school.

    • @darkzak47
      @darkzak47 3 года назад +2

      @@ispoilers9535 what?

    • @magnifiedspace2557
      @magnifiedspace2557 3 года назад +11

      Well everyone knows that hell is filled with English speaking humans so why not? LMAO

    • @zikrim1227
      @zikrim1227 3 года назад +2

      I bet he learn it from a the guy who tried to find another passage to india, and accidently pull genocide and slavery

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 3 года назад +4

      @@darkzak47 Middle school is often compared to Hell, and also has english lessons

  • @Skiguru990
    @Skiguru990 3 года назад +40

    "He turns into Cole with a cooler sweater." 🤣🤣🤣🤣
    Especially love the analysis of Raiden's plan to teleport each fighter into a duel, and why they didn't just gang-up on each outworld fighter... "I'm very unclear about how he can intervene" ha!!!

  • @geofflegg7942
    @geofflegg7942 3 года назад +44

    I want to see the Movie of the 95 year old who accidentally hits a chosen one. Call Clint Eastwood.

  • @Blitizen
    @Blitizen 3 года назад +300

    Producer Guy: You think it’s a bad sign that the pitch meeting is better than the actual movie?
    Screenwriter Guy: I don’t know I’m just kind of doing stuff!

    • @Ego12Draconis
      @Ego12Draconis 3 года назад +5

      This edition's tight-joke was maybe the greatest thing in comedy this year maybe ever

    • @cenciende9401
      @cenciende9401 3 года назад +2

      Wrong. It's an entertaining movie and worthy of a sequel as long as they shift focus away from Cole. Plus Liu was cute as hell :3

    • @cheezemonkeyeater
      @cheezemonkeyeater 3 года назад +1

      Fair enough.

    • @Blitizen
      @Blitizen 3 года назад +1

      @@cenciende9401 “eh....”

  • @rrg.r2456
    @rrg.r2456 3 года назад +860

    If Johnny Cage was in this movie, Kano could've had someone to carry this movie with him.

    • @arisaelacts
      @arisaelacts 3 года назад +9

      Truth!

    • @JohnDoe-dj3lw
      @JohnDoe-dj3lw 3 года назад +79

      Kano is literally the only thing that kinda works in this movie, I agree.

    • @philelliott9595
      @philelliott9595 3 года назад +19

      Johnny Cage is coming with the sequel considering all the teasers towards him at the end :P

    • @wellhiyadude1
      @wellhiyadude1 3 года назад +17

      Honestly I loved Kung Lao too

    • @bmerritt2433
      @bmerritt2433 3 года назад +1

      I like how everyone agrees with this.

  • @Dheifa
    @Dheifa 3 года назад +74

    0:28 "Ohh extremely rude, very impolite" I feel like that can be a new catchphrase

    • @shadowproductions969
      @shadowproductions969 3 года назад +6

      he has so many at this point, a few more and he won't have time for the actual meetings in the videos

    • @petertapola8097
      @petertapola8097 3 года назад

      He has used it many times already, changing it a bit to suit the situation.

    • @schattentaenzerin
      @schattentaenzerin 3 года назад

      I heard this is the natural Canadian response to having your family killed by crazy magic fighter guys

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 3 года назад +1

      "Lemme ask you something: Can we make that movie instead?" feels like the new winner.

  • @MsDaydream3r
    @MsDaydream3r 3 года назад +17

    I deeply love this movie as a guilty pleasure, *but* I feel like Sonya should have been the audience surrogate and Scorpion should have been the main character.

    • @saint2972
      @saint2972 2 года назад +2

      Yeah and they should've made a story that had the other characters from the game. Not that guy who was the main character.
      This sorta makes it clear that some franchise's should do reboots.
      There literally could've been so much for this movie going down but nahh. Lmao they could've even done a live action of a video game and we wouldn't have an issue

  • @CidGuerreiro1234
    @CidGuerreiro1234 3 года назад +644

    Imagine if Bi-Han approached Cole in normal clothes and unloaded 15 bullets on him at point-blank range instead of being all dramatic about his powers.

    • @AverageAwesomeDude
      @AverageAwesomeDude 3 года назад +102

      dude imagine youve got super ice powers, dunno about you but id be looking for literally every excuse to use them even when things could be done more easily in another way, pragmatism has its place and all but showmanship can always be appreciated

    • @louie97ation
      @louie97ation 3 года назад +112

      @@AverageAwesomeDude I feel like after you’ve been alive for like five hundred years you’d stop being impressed with yourself

    • @AverageAwesomeDude
      @AverageAwesomeDude 3 года назад +60

      @@louie97ation honestly old age would probably make me more likely to take things less seriously, things get boring after a couple centuries you gotta keep yourself entertained.
      And ice is versatile I think Sub-zero still had some ways of killing people he still wanted to try after 500 years

    • @geraldjohnson7435
      @geraldjohnson7435 3 года назад +12

      Ice ninja the contradiction

    • @teddaw2419
      @teddaw2419 3 года назад +10

      He probably couldn't afford the ammo.. haha

  • @schattentaenzerin
    @schattentaenzerin 3 года назад +47

    "If we start strong we'll have people's attention and we can kinda stop trying"
    Such a hilarious line, sadly so true...

  • @k2fanpyre144
    @k2fanpyre144 3 года назад +434

    "So magic gave him robot arms?"
    "Magic gave him robot arms, that's right."
    💀

    • @incandescentdream
      @incandescentdream 3 года назад +27

      That moment of the movie pissed me off more than any other.

    • @DtLS
      @DtLS 3 года назад +36

      No no, you see monks living in the middle of a Chinese desert gave him robot arms, magic just made them bigger! That's a much easier pill to swallow.

    • @IlluvatarPaladin
      @IlluvatarPaladin 3 года назад +4

      They probably pilfered that tech from Edenia or Orderrealm, but they wouldn't work properly without magic power. So, when Jax awakens his Arcana, the arms reach their intended state.
      Why the hell would they have even bothered attaching the arms if they were just going to be tiny toothpicks?

    • @leechristianlucht-watts8582
      @leechristianlucht-watts8582 3 года назад +2

      Think about it. His inner power was his arms. But since they were ripped off it evolved

    • @phousefilms
      @phousefilms 3 года назад +5

      Jax's Arcana was super strength, otherwise the arms alone wouldn't have been enough to lift the boulder off Sonya. However, because his arms were taken, his Arcana upgraded the mechanical prosthetics. Not that difficult.

  • @celestialprime8851
    @celestialprime8851 3 года назад +209

    “Ahhh getting your soul sucked is ti...”
    I literally cried laughing 😂

    • @dacresni
      @dacresni 3 года назад

      I don't get it, is it because they don't say " your soul is mine"?

    • @celestialprime8851
      @celestialprime8851 3 года назад +14

      @@dacresni ummm, i don’t want to be an ass, BUT, it sounds like you’ve never had your soul sucked 😂 😂😂😂😂 poor guy

    • @clickbait7276
      @clickbait7276 3 года назад +8

      @@celestialprime8851 you just had to ruin a completely good guy

    • @Theendman42
      @Theendman42 3 года назад +5

      Getting your soul sucked is TIGHT!

    • @Danjor369
      @Danjor369 3 года назад +3

      I heard the emphasis on the “TI”at the end of when he said that 😂 like you can hear the ending vowel 😂

  • @brian7731
    @brian7731 3 года назад +672

    a wise man once said
    "i'm japanese, i have no idea what your talking about, but lets fight"

    • @kbo572
      @kbo572 3 года назад +28

      "Let them fight"

    • @nahor88
      @nahor88 3 года назад +14

      It would've been nice if they explained why the hell Subzero even has ice powers to begin with...

    • @ErebosGR
      @ErebosGR 3 года назад +16

      *"I'm Japanese, I have no idea what you're talking about, but GET OVER HERE!!"

    • @Miguel-xu6uw
      @Miguel-xu6uw 3 года назад +2

      " *Me Just Watching* O-O "

    • @TheMerts14
      @TheMerts14 3 года назад +1

      Shoulda casted someone from the warrior show , for Liu

  • @Gabe-Maddie-Music
    @Gabe-Maddie-Music 3 года назад +175

    Maybe this is just me but I’d be interested to see a pitch meeting for Constantine. The Keanu reeves move from like 18 years ago.

    • @matthewgilmore4307
      @matthewgilmore4307 3 года назад +4

      Absolutely

    • @scifirealism5943
      @scifirealism5943 3 года назад +2

      I loved that film. The show...not so much.

    • @TheHimbeerjoghurt
      @TheHimbeerjoghurt 3 года назад +6

      @@scifirealism5943
      I loved the show. Matt Ryan is a very good Constantine and it focuses more on the magic

    • @StevieB8363
      @StevieB8363 3 года назад +8

      Movies where the protagonist gives Satan the finger are Tight!

    • @Gabe-Maddie-Music
      @Gabe-Maddie-Music 3 года назад +1

      @@StevieB8363 wow wow wow wow....wow

  • @Twiggymaster666
    @Twiggymaster666 3 года назад +279

    It doesn’t matter how many films you’re signed up for because Vinnie Jones was signed up to play juggernaut in four more films which never happened

    • @AmityvilleFan
      @AmityvilleFan 3 года назад +27

      He signed up for 4 films. Not 4 films where he plays The Juggernaut.
      Here also, even if there's success, MK is planed only to be a trilogy, so at least 2 films for Subby is off-franchise.

    • @jmolvin9055
      @jmolvin9055 3 года назад +1

      Thank the lord haha

    • @phousefilms
      @phousefilms 3 года назад +2

      Sequel just got confirmed.

    • @iwrotewords510
      @iwrotewords510 3 года назад +5

      @@phousefilms I think they should start again. lol

    • @themadclown4077
      @themadclown4077 3 года назад

      @@AmityvilleFan well yes a trilogy turned universe. There most likly will be side movies. Still mortal kombat though.

  • @sgg3586
    @sgg3586 3 года назад +1

    Being that Mortal Kombat is an established universe with lore that exists outside of the tournaments...we could literally have MK films that revolve around like...Shao Khan on his konquest of Outworld. Or maybe an invasion from another realm/world we haven't seen before. Like some kind of alien/monster world of eldritch terrors that basically forces some of our favourite heroes/villains to kooperate, to just SLAUGHTER the new threat and create a gore-filled movie (or series) where we actually get to cheer for our favourites performing iconic fatalities left/right and see them make more than just a single appearance before getting killed off (plus it gives the excuse to have the baddies actually pull off some kills/finishers without losing any "good guys" that Hollywood seems afraid to ever let die in an MK movie).

  • @LocardIII
    @LocardIII 3 года назад +576

    “So at the end we show Cole quitting MMA to go to Hollywood in search of Johnny Cage! Setting up the sequel!”
    “Wouldn’t it have been better to have just had Cole become Johnny Cage?”
    “Ah yeah, that would’ve been better, whoops”
    “Whoopsie”

    • @mrsocko316
      @mrsocko316 3 года назад +75

      He even "fights" in a cage, the story literally wrote itself!

    • @rivalryfights6247
      @rivalryfights6247 3 года назад +17

      That’s what I thought was going to happen.

    • @TheDragonTYF
      @TheDragonTYF 3 года назад +38

      I prefer Johnny Cage to be a Hollywood actor than a MMA fighter

    • @omarreyes7626
      @omarreyes7626 3 года назад +25

      alternate response to that:
      "well sir, Johnny cage is a duchebag yet charismatic character but this new guy is boring and bland, he's literally just a blank slate for the audiance so I don't think that's a good idea"

    • @LocardIII
      @LocardIII 3 года назад +16

      @@TheDragonTYF he’s a Hollywood martial arts actor though. I’m not saying it has to be this way, just a quick re-write/shoot that could’ve improved the movie.

  • @kingofnothing4546
    @kingofnothing4546 3 года назад +348

    Are we gonna talk about how the Kano betrayal was the most obvious thing that was going to happen

    • @andybutula3671
      @andybutula3671 3 года назад +17

      As much as he would have been missed as soon as Sonia recognized the stakes she should have just shot him in the head. Maybe just as Raiden is telling her she can't help, just bang, thud, tattoo.

    • @thenomad4123
      @thenomad4123 3 года назад +20

      Actually I thought he was too lame to betray lol. I liked watching him but he was not dark or threatening at all.

    • @drummerrck
      @drummerrck 2 года назад

      No. Too obvious.

    • @PoMaQue
      @PoMaQue 2 года назад +8

      Well, anyone who knows the games knows he's a bad guy?
      It's like Spider-Man's twist that Mysterio was evil?

    • @denisucuuu
      @denisucuuu 2 года назад +1

      @@PoMaQue Sure hope nobody does a google search after they hear who's in the movie

  • @saylosrelyks8645
    @saylosrelyks8645 3 года назад +315

    Cole's role is literally for Johnny Cage, Johnny is supposed to be us, a normal person thrust into this crazy world.

    • @necro_nancy
      @necro_nancy 3 года назад +49

      Even if they wanted to avoid having a white male protagonist, either Sonya or Jax could (or both) could have been the audience POV.

    • @MVahag
      @MVahag 3 года назад +69

      @@necro_nancy If they needed Asian protagonists, Liu Kang and Kung Lao were right there. Could have increased the screentime of those.

    • @tomwansleeben2458
      @tomwansleeben2458 3 года назад +36

      Johnny Cage is 'normal'. Yeah, sure, lol.

    • @MegaKnight2012
      @MegaKnight2012 3 года назад +36

      Sonya felt like she should have been this film's protagonist

    • @neverforget6642
      @neverforget6642 3 года назад +2

      @@tomwansleeben2458 yes

  • @camillereid988
    @camillereid988 2 года назад +4

    So accurate! Everything goes downhill from that point ... almost as if it were diff movies (writers, producer, etc) entirely.
    This was definitely my fav pitch meeting ... I wish I could like this video at several points.

  • @obamaprism3824
    @obamaprism3824 3 года назад +452

    "so how does he get his laser, By arguing about about egg rolls, what?" best line ever

    • @ChangedMyNameFinally69
      @ChangedMyNameFinally69 3 года назад +3

      One laser in the eye he loses. Couldn't that just be the cybernetics?

    • @mchamber366
      @mchamber366 3 года назад +6

      And it was one of the Best scenes in the movie !

    • @butthole9843
      @butthole9843 Год назад

      @@mchamber366 It really was, and from one of the best CHARACTERS in the movie.

  • @arandomcommenter8395
    @arandomcommenter8395 3 года назад +180

    Writer: "Wait how did you even get this job?"
    Producer:"By arguing about egg rolls"

    • @LucianDevine
      @LucianDevine 3 года назад +6

      I thought he got the job by running over a champion with his car?

    • @primus840
      @primus840 3 года назад +5

      Ooo arguing about egg rolls is tight

    • @Detective_L
      @Detective_L 3 года назад +2

      That’s how everyone gets jobs these days

  • @jpxx6674
    @jpxx6674 3 года назад +54

    i love how ryan just exposes the absurdity of some of these story lines.

    • @goullet86
      @goullet86 3 года назад

      You mean you like his entire act?

  • @sangriabiscus2856
    @sangriabiscus2856 3 года назад +31

    Sounds like a soul sucking movie. Really tight

  • @SajenYT
    @SajenYT 3 года назад +169

    "How hard was Hanzo getting killed?"
    Bi Han: Super Easy, Barely An Inconvenience

  • @dominikbeitat4450
    @dominikbeitat4450 3 года назад +123

    "What, there's a white void where the bad guys can't go? Why didn't they train there?"
    Because John Oliver wants to be left in peace.

    • @writingref
      @writingref 3 года назад +12

      I understood that reference. *captain America meme*

    • @sheldonrembert8120
      @sheldonrembert8120 3 года назад +1

      Omfg

    • @thebadwolf3088
      @thebadwolf3088 3 года назад +2

      I don't get it

    • @hazelrosebrewin8324
      @hazelrosebrewin8324 3 года назад +7

      @@thebadwolf3088 because of social distancing John Oliver has been filming his show in front of a blank white background and has made several jokes about it being an endless void.

  • @DripTheGoku
    @DripTheGoku 3 года назад +96

    “Actually it’s gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience.” “Oh really?” number one conversation on RUclips in every video

  • @loganmannke9023
    @loganmannke9023 Месяц назад +1

    The first 10 minutes of mortal Kombat was AMAZING and then it took a really long time for the credits to happen, OH waiting a long time for things to happen is TIGHT

  • @lwonka4310
    @lwonka4310 3 года назад +115

    Cole's power ended up being literal Plot Armor 😂🤣😂

  • @NekoEcho13
    @NekoEcho13 3 года назад +66

    "He gets a cool little outfit made entirely of plot armour"
    Ohmygod, that's literally what it is too. I can't unsee it now. LOL.
    😂😂😂

  • @janneaalto3956
    @janneaalto3956 3 года назад +118

    "We have all these INTERESTING characters, so let's make the protagonist a literal block of wood no one has ever heard of."

  • @KodeLiMe
    @KodeLiMe 3 года назад +21

    "Plot armor."
    It was at that very moment that I died from laughter.

  • @Doctor4077
    @Doctor4077 3 года назад +468

    “This way the audience has someone to identify with, someone who is learning the rules at the same time as they are.”
    Johnny Cage: am I joke to you?

    • @heatseekerx51
      @heatseekerx51 3 года назад +7

      Yes.

    • @ItsOver9000Productions
      @ItsOver9000Productions 3 года назад +33

      thats like a quarter of the MK cast.

    • @angriestjoker
      @angriestjoker 3 года назад +25

      God Takeda could have filled this role so much better 😂

    • @silverblade357
      @silverblade357 3 года назад +62

      Liu Kang and Johnny both filled that role in the first movie. Johnny was the foreigner that didn't know what he was getting into while Liu was finally seeing proof of all the insane crap he had been raised to believe.

    • @faisalalk5796
      @faisalalk5796 3 года назад +4

      Johnny cage is going to be in the sequel

  • @randominternetweirdo5479
    @randominternetweirdo5479 3 года назад +98

    "95 years old senile grandpa: Earth's Defender"
    I'd love to watch that movie, thanks for the idea.

    • @JS-rv3et
      @JS-rv3et 3 года назад

      yeah i saw that movie its called WWII in color

    • @AnthonyPino
      @AnthonyPino 3 года назад +1

      Isn't that basically shujinko?

    • @ivyvandeshire
      @ivyvandeshire 3 года назад +1

      If the location was changed, it'd be a badass Shang Tsung Origin movie.

  • @karvald
    @karvald 3 года назад +55

    There has never been a bad episode of this series. Ryan George is a comic genius.

  • @NoCureForMe
    @NoCureForMe 2 года назад +18

    The meta joke about "tight" is one of the best things in any pitch meeting. Made me laugh. A lot.