Most Dangerous Motorcycle Gear

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  • Опубликовано: 17 июн 2024
  • Alright folks, listen up. There’s a new sheriff in town and he’s out to catch the most dangerous motorcycle gear roaming free in Moto City. Knowingly or unknowingly, these motorcycle accessories can put your limbs (or worse, life) on the line.
    Gear Breakdown:
    Scott Race Day Hip-Belt Bag - SOLD OUT
    Ogio 450 Tool Pack - frt9.co/v7cv47
    Givi GRT704 Gravel-T Waterproof Waist Bag - SOLD OUT
    Bikers Choice Gas Cap - frt9.co/xonuog
    Vortex V3 Gas Cap - frt9.co/zv4daf
    Kuryakyn Mini Dagger Pegs - frt9.co/u05xjh
    Avon Grips Memory Foam Grips - SOLD OUT
    LA Choppers Axle Caps - frt9.co/om6chd
    Factory Effex Spike Windscreen Screw - frt9.co/uz5cin
    Icon Raiden Stormhawk Gloves [Updated] - frt9.co/m8hfsi
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    Cinematographer & Editor : Aneesh Shivanekar
    Music: This Time Coming Soon - Brick Fields
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  • @XtreeM_FaiL
    @XtreeM_FaiL 5 лет назад +4348

    I always leave my brain at home just for the safety.

    • @robertmifkovic6325
      @robertmifkovic6325 4 года назад +30

      This is superb :D

    • @Joe-kb1sm
      @Joe-kb1sm 4 года назад +26

      Yeah, I would rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy

    • @duroxkilo
      @duroxkilo 4 года назад +6

      thats a nice one :}

    • @danmanthe9335
      @danmanthe9335 4 года назад +5

      @@Joe-kb1sm well done

    • @McC4rthy
      @McC4rthy 4 года назад +12

      Same here, if I don't have it with me, I can't damage it.

  • @andresparrow2971
    @andresparrow2971 5 лет назад +1755

    Hydration hook issue resolution: remove hook, replace with velcro patch, put velcro around hose...pull when needed, stick out of way👍

    • @PortCharmers
      @PortCharmers 4 года назад +102

      Just take care with those velcro fasteners on your sleeve

    • @wormass777
      @wormass777 4 года назад +119

      @@PortCharmers yeah but thats easier to pull of than a hook

    • @fredflintstone3956
      @fredflintstone3956 4 года назад +101

      Better resolution - Keep both hands on the bars, pull over at a safe stop. empty the bladder (yours), grab a drink, be on your way.

    • @s70driver2005
      @s70driver2005 4 года назад +37

      @@fredflintstone3956 you obviously have never met ANY iron butt rider? Those guys are another breed of riders. Stop? Fuck that ride you peasant!!! Are you even a real rider they will ask if you don't put 2618262738miles on your bike every time you swing your leg over it.

    • @draven4464
      @draven4464 4 года назад +70

      There's also neodymium magnets, and they don't wear out like velcro

  • @lukecalumlyonwrath7723
    @lukecalumlyonwrath7723 4 года назад +632

    Can't believe F9 had that many Ryans to spare.
    **No Ryans were actually harmed or killed during the making of this video**

    • @coolbeans7274
      @coolbeans7274 3 года назад +3

      thatS because he's all clones!!!

    • @TheCryptKeeper8
      @TheCryptKeeper8 3 года назад +3

      @@coolbeans7274 Plus the M4 in the cabinet....just in case

    • @salinora0
      @salinora0 2 года назад +2

      indeed. they were executed afterwards

  • @crupert23225
    @crupert23225 3 года назад +109

    I ALWAYS felt that the pointy aftermarket accessories were potential death traps. Glad I'm not the only one who sees this. They look cool... until they kill you.

  • @CrushingNeonBabies
    @CrushingNeonBabies 5 лет назад +776

    As obvious as the danger that comes with spike like mods are, I've had spike grips on my bike for years. Loved them for the looks, the spike and the integrated turn signal in the spike end of the grip. However, one night on my way home I hit a deer that jumped out in front of me, not even giving me time to hit the brakes...as my chest bounced off the tank, the bars torqued with the bike going down on its side, and there it was...the spike tearing into my forearm. At the time I didnt realize it, because I was more amazed with the luck of my open face landing into my gloved hand as I hit the pavement, but upon arriving home and checking the damage done...I realized I had a sleeve full of blood and a torn wound to match. Thumbs up on the vid. Good points. :^)

  • @TeomanOnay
    @TeomanOnay 5 лет назад +1214

    Shoelaces stuck in the gear shifter are also very dangerous.

    • @isaac2152
      @isaac2152 5 лет назад +37

      Teo O Yep. That’s why I tuck my lace loops into the other laces.

    • @immikeurnot
      @immikeurnot 5 лет назад +43

      I was always paranoid about my laces when I wore a pair of jungle boots. I'd replaced the worn laces with parachute cord which is 550lb test. I was less worried about getting caught on the shifter or brake pedal, and more worried about one getting untied and into my chain.

    • @voxac30withstrat
      @voxac30withstrat 5 лет назад +75

      Yep just go and buy a proper pair of bike boots, no laces its that simple.

    • @isaac2152
      @isaac2152 5 лет назад +105

      Not everyone wants to wear power ranger boots.

    • @AsiAzzy
      @AsiAzzy 5 лет назад +108

      immikeurnot Shoelaces have to be weak to act as a safety. If a shoelace is caught by something it's better to just break the shoelace than drag and suck the whole leg into the transmission. So don't tie your shoes with steel cable as a shoelace.

  • @ajsiemers
    @ajsiemers 2 года назад +49

    Love the safety tips. I've been riding since 1985 but for the life of me I couldn't figure out why an external water hose could be dangerous. But after I saw why, I almost panicked from just the idea. That would really suck!

  • @Musiqman2312
    @Musiqman2312 2 года назад +46

    I'd just like to say that I recently got back in to riding and have watched a number of your videos now and I really appreciate how much effort you put into a simple topic that could be condensed into a simple "list video". You do a great job and I know I'll be watching many more of your videos in the future! Rock on man!!

  • @martinfisker7438
    @martinfisker7438 5 лет назад +1182

    Some say his family name is actually F9, and that his right hand is already abrasion resistant from... well, you know...
    All we know is, he's called Ryan!

    • @KentRodgman
      @KentRodgman 5 лет назад +71

      I enjoyed this, and it made me miss a certain other show terribly.

    • @martind349
      @martind349 5 лет назад

      overse f9 ☝️ si'l vous plais

    • @nbt3663
      @nbt3663 5 лет назад +5

      I thought he had some pretty good calluses when I shook his hand!😲

    • @yudadwiparamarta7619
      @yudadwiparamarta7619 5 лет назад +36

      I read it in Jeremy's voice

    • @Slking507
      @Slking507 5 лет назад +1

      @@yudadwiparamarta7619 me too.

  • @rdaalborg1756
    @rdaalborg1756 5 лет назад +60

    Why is the first sentence anyone utters after meeting with my riding mates always "Hey, did you see Ryan's new video?" - and the answer is always "Yeah!" - and then some discussion ensues. Thanks for consistently excellent material. Well... for the last ride it was "did you see the pre ride check video" - followed by "Yeah" - then silence - then "I did absolutely none of that before coming here", and a round of "yeah, me neither". I'm a terrible human being. Pearls before swine and all that.

  • @iamlyons3530
    @iamlyons3530 4 года назад +42

    As a motovlogger I can honestly say you are one of the hardest working people in the motorcycle industry! Keep up the hard work, brother.

    • @vincedibona4687
      @vincedibona4687 Год назад +1

      “As a motovlogger…”
      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @iamlyons3530
      @iamlyons3530 Год назад +1

      @@vincedibona4687 you're a little late on the reply bro nice try tho.

  • @somairays5229
    @somairays5229 4 года назад +31

    I don't even ride motorcycle but every video of this dude is interesting af that makes me binge watch every single one of them

  • @oregonoutback7779
    @oregonoutback7779 5 лет назад +585

    Another True Story from the old guy archives : 1965, small prairie town, southwest US. Several of us 14-15 yr old's were riding the main drag in town, when approaching a green light, it changed to yellow. The car in front of us slammed on it's brakes and four of us stopped under our own power. Number five was stopped by the bumper and tail fin of a '59 Cadillac. Yep, impaled him just below the ribcage. If your going to impale yourself on the tail fin of a '59 Cadillac, it's best if you choose the proper location. We happened to be in an intersection between the fire station and local hospital. We were busy trying to disimpale (unimpale, depale?) our friend when a few guys from the fire station came running over. They stopped us, then proceeded to look the situation over. They decided we were on the right track and grabbing upper and lower body, removed him from the tail fin. The little blue haired driver threw up, then fainted. Another gurney appeared and both patients were wheeled across the street for treatment. Both survived. Moral to story : Not only be aware of sharp pointy things on your bike, also be aware of sharp pointy things that stop you when exiting the bike.

    • @jcollnorm
      @jcollnorm 5 лет назад +58

      Oregon Outback hell, if I was gonna get impaled, might as well be impaled on a 59 caddy. Good to hear he made it, must be a gnarly story to tell.

    • @juanp7021
      @juanp7021 5 лет назад +100

      Good thing it was not an Impala... Right? Impaled on an Impala? You get it? Yeah? Funny right? Dear god what I'm even doing with my life.

    • @HellaLegitFoo
      @HellaLegitFoo 5 лет назад +27

      Imagine getting impaled by the horns of a longhorn skull mounted to the front of a 59 caddy lol

    • @jonfindlay7838
      @jonfindlay7838 5 лет назад +5

      ya boi pussyslaughter2005 at it again

    • @kellyjackson7889
      @kellyjackson7889 5 лет назад +11

      Impala'd

  • @Lodogg
    @Lodogg 5 лет назад +530

    🤣😂🤣😂🤣 dude strapped a rifle to his bike... come on, that alone deserves a Like.

    • @seeratlasdtyria4584
      @seeratlasdtyria4584 5 лет назад +20

      saw a guy in canada once with a short barrelled shotgun mounted on the side of his Harley. For bear/wolf repellant I assumed as I had a 12 gauge strapped to my own chest at the time :) ( fishing in bear country.) Seer

    • @halfbreedheathan5054
      @halfbreedheathan5054 5 лет назад +13

      I have the new AK47 frame sliders that also came with gen 3 glock brake calipers... nicknamed "Glock Stoppers" 🤣🤣🤣

    • @halfbreedheathan5054
      @halfbreedheathan5054 5 лет назад +4

      @@seeratlasdtyria4584All jokes aside I have a serbu 12gauge shotgun with a custom mounted holster that directly clips onto my handle bars. I run two rock salt rounds followed by a foster slug, where I live you come across bears, wolves, coyotes and even occasionally a mountain lion or Bobcat

    • @kurrie3280
      @kurrie3280 5 лет назад +1

      banana hands, I rode through Yosemite NP several years ago and a black bear ran across the road in front of me. As fast as it was running I don't believe I could have done anything to protect myself if he had run into my bike, even if I had my bear spray in my hand.

    • @CCasket
      @CCasket 4 года назад +1

      Not a rifle. POS toy airsoft...

  • @joelrdizon
    @joelrdizon 3 года назад +6

    I thoroughly enjoy this channel and have loudly and incessantly recommended it to many. Great job educating riders with uncanny wit and substance..keep it up!

  • @RedDragon-hf8fp
    @RedDragon-hf8fp 2 года назад +3

    as a first time rider who just got their first bike, ive honestly had a blast watching your videos and scavenging for little tips or what gear is safer, and how to keep my bike and i safe in case of a crash. plus you make me laugh while i learn so keep it up my friendly friend, buddy, chum, pal, amigo, homeslice, breadslice, dawg.

  • @jonblade51
    @jonblade51 5 лет назад +624

    I cannot stress how much this guy makes me laugh with his 'epitaph editing pieces' in this essential informational video.
    I have taught driving professionally, and one of the very best ways to get people to not only digest important info but to retain said important info, is with the use of humour. we tend to remember jokes as they gave us a laugh, they gave us pleasure. its an age old method for implanting information. So... keep making those of us who actually have a sense of humour, remember what you've said. e.g. 1: 25. Once again buddy, keep up the good work, RF9 (subscribed)

    • @patmurphy8118
      @patmurphy8118 4 года назад +7

      Right on Jon, wise words from a pro like yourself. So entertaining and educational is Ryan. I'm looking forward to getting back on the road after 35 years, on a V-Strom 650. I greatly appreciate his mature advice, and your endorsement! Thanks to you both from Ireland. Subscribed.

    • @jimbob7559
      @jimbob7559 4 года назад +4

      I know this is off topic, but my old man told me when I was 16 that I wasn't that good lookin' so my best course of action with the ladies was to get them laughing, they'll be dropping their laundry in no time. True story. He was right.

    • @katherynscleaning5807
      @katherynscleaning5807 3 года назад

      You ride a motorcycle, you drive a cage. Stay safe as you move faster through life.

  • @thememeking8079
    @thememeking8079 5 лет назад +2107

    Kids: WE LOVE FORTNITE!
    Bikers: WE LOVE FORTNINE

    • @bugybulldog8143
      @bugybulldog8143 5 лет назад +27

      9 year olds*

    • @code23hyper44
      @code23hyper44 4 года назад +32

      I’m 45 and like both? 🤷🏼‍♂️

    • @DaveSmith-cp5kj
      @DaveSmith-cp5kj 4 года назад +48

      @@code23hyper44 You need to learn the ways of PUBG.

    • @yungplagueg5963
      @yungplagueg5963 4 года назад +30

      @@code23hyper44 theres no way you have that dumbass name and over 20

    • @gattonpc
      @gattonpc 4 года назад +14

      @@yungplagueg5963 Hey.. People over 20 are not dumb? i've saw people over 40 and they can be as dumb as fuck. Wisdom do not come with the passing years.. it comes if you are smart and suck that wisdom in your brain. .. not let it passing by.

  • @paulbentley9026
    @paulbentley9026 4 года назад +15

    Just found this channel! Great sense of humor, awesome video editing skills and great content. Thanks

  • @efields1201
    @efields1201 3 года назад +3

    Always a pleasure watching your well thought out, highly educational, and humorous videos. Thank you

  • @bkdexter79
    @bkdexter79 5 лет назад +319

    Your vids are SOO entertaining! You put a lot of attention to detail in them. Great job!

    • @N.A._McBee
      @N.A._McBee 4 года назад +5

      Absolutely agree, so entertaining AND informative! Cool job, thanks a lot!

    • @SamryanCAcuna
      @SamryanCAcuna 3 года назад

      He is now

  • @emrenergiz
    @emrenergiz 5 лет назад +77

    Hi there, very eye opening video , thank you. I want to mention something, my uncle had a motorcycle accident couple years ago, it was a considerably low speed tangle and fall. Not a fanny bag but a tank bag full of camera gear and tools caused him bleed internally and nearly dead. After months of surgery and recovery, he is now living well but not allowed to ride a motorcycle or similar because he lost nearly all of his core muscles. Enought said, tank bags have similar danger. Thing to consider. Sorry for my english.

    • @LYLEWOLD
      @LYLEWOLD 5 лет назад +10

      good story, thanks for sharing. nothing to apologize for.

    • @AzzKicker-bz1cb
      @AzzKicker-bz1cb 5 лет назад +9

      +emrenergiz
      Your English is far better than most power tripping idiots and keyboard warriors on comment threads here!!!

    • @Jonathan_Doe_
      @Jonathan_Doe_ 5 лет назад +3

      They also stop you from being able to duck right down behind your screen (if you’ve got one) if you see a bird or an object that’s been thrown up from the road coming at you.

    • @M60E3MG
      @M60E3MG 5 лет назад +6

      Interesting. I suppose the size of the bag and where it sits in relation to the rider would make a difference, along with what’s inside. Note to self: no hard or pointy objects in the tank bag.

    • @bikeryder757
      @bikeryder757 5 лет назад +5

      Excellent point! Your English is fine. Best wishes for your Uncle! I will reconsider all that I put in mine.

  • @iota8732
    @iota8732 4 года назад +259

    This foot peg literally called "the dagger"
    *sells foot peg called mini dagger on their store*

    • @ayjayahmed
      @ayjayahmed 3 года назад +11

      they're the exact same ones from the store

    • @vijabe
      @vijabe 3 года назад +27

      He has straight up trashed items before, that their store sells. He doesn't care if the store sells it or not, he calls it like he sees it.

    • @klsdjfkjdsalfkj
      @klsdjfkjdsalfkj 3 года назад +4

      @@vijabe or he doesn't care how he sees it, he still sells it?

    • @redbeardedt3437
      @redbeardedt3437 3 года назад +12

      @@klsdjfkjdsalfkj He doesn't own the store, he just runs the youtube channel.

    • @npc6817
      @npc6817 3 года назад +8

      @@klsdjfkjdsalfkj he's not your mom, if you want to turn your bike into a death trap he'll tell you you're an idiot but he won't try to stop you

  • @dobbletapp
    @dobbletapp 2 года назад +4

    Thanks for your reviews on common potential risk that riders add to their gear and bikes. Always a great video

  • @Doug_Morgan
    @Doug_Morgan 5 лет назад +94

    You do know how to entertain while informing. Great stuff as always. :)

  • @deanlo1
    @deanlo1 5 лет назад +148

    R.I.P. Ryan “Fanny Boy Lit Waterboi” F9 - May he ride in peace

  • @Fernando90054
    @Fernando90054 3 года назад +1

    Useful video , like many others from your production . Keep up the good work. It’s a joy to count with your precious contribution for a more instructed motorbike community.

  • @dke7838
    @dke7838 4 года назад +3

    Kudos to you and Aneesh for your quality videos! Excellent production, editing, writing, and delivery. The location filming, technical close shots, and comedy inserts are particularly appreciated!

  • @garthhowe297
    @garthhowe297 5 лет назад +376

    F9 seems to be the only retailer who doesn't think every product is awesome. RIP "other retailers", because I hate your fake reviews.

    • @Thang_MD
      @Thang_MD 5 лет назад +4

      Wait he is a retailer?!?!?, I thought he was just a moter fan that makes videos about motor stuff.

    • @danmoyer4650
      @danmoyer4650 2 года назад

      @@Thang_MD He works for Fortnine, a Canadian powersports accessories dealer. He doesn't seem to let that cloud his reviews though.

  • @zedpoutine
    @zedpoutine 5 лет назад +380

    You forgot the most dangerous item of all: A Sons of Anarchy jacket!

    • @tbugofficial
      @tbugofficial 5 лет назад +43

      Fingerless Gloves!

    • @endomobo359
      @endomobo359 5 лет назад +8

      The lone wolf biker club.

    • @zacharyfett2491
      @zacharyfett2491 5 лет назад +17

      No one actually wears one of those when they ride. Do they???

    • @andyblack5687
      @andyblack5687 5 лет назад +8

      Not to mention you have an added risk of getting your ace kicked if you get spotted wearing it while riding.

    • @SuperJohn12354
      @SuperJohn12354 5 лет назад +2

      motor bike? my surgen mate calls them nut removers , because that's what he has to sew back on.

  • @id10tcertified
    @id10tcertified 4 года назад +2

    Ironically it’s not until you have something so rare and dangerous happen to you that you start looking at things like these: I’ve been riding for 50 years if you include off road and still learning.. things like the gas cap for one are a thing I’d never have given a thought to. Cheers, great channel.

  • @juanlopez3644
    @juanlopez3644 4 года назад

    Good thing about videos is that they're always new to new people. You're awesome dude. I love your work, keep it up!

  • @8till23
    @8till23 5 лет назад +645

    I like where your liver is. How did you relocate?

    • @gatsur7046
      @gatsur7046 5 лет назад +68

      Canadian magic

    • @ajaykarki3218
      @ajaykarki3218 5 лет назад +35

      This is a medical miracle.
      Canada reveal your medical advancements.

    • @motoryzen
      @motoryzen 5 лет назад +3

      Canadian magic turns pancreas into liver :p

    • @tbugofficial
      @tbugofficial 5 лет назад +18

      F9 Please make a mod tutorial vid for liver relocation lol

    • @gambitxe
      @gambitxe 5 лет назад +18

      His liver was relocated to replace his spleen. Some say his liver was replaced by the remnants of an old yamaha fuel filter

  • @tbladesmith
    @tbladesmith 5 лет назад +195

    Osprey uses magnets instead of hooks for their hydration systems

    • @davomoto42
      @davomoto42 5 лет назад +29

      Magnets work great, but you can try what I do - use a self retracting id badge lanyard, that way you can get a drink and let go of the hose, the lanyard pulls it back to the same spot every time.

    • @altrdgenetics
      @altrdgenetics 5 лет назад +4

      if you got the hose and the magnet right, it falls and "locks" back in to place. I also use the osprey and never really have issues with it flailing. just let it fall out of my mouth. Magnets on them are pretty strong.

    • @michaelneill8327
      @michaelneill8327 5 лет назад +3

      Osprey bags are so damn good!

    • @mvortex1
      @mvortex1 5 лет назад +1

      And pick up metal chards that dig little holes in the paint.

    • @gnashmelllow
      @gnashmelllow 5 лет назад

      Davo I tried that mountain biking, and the lanyard did not have enough pull to keep the sway down.

  • @asxtc
    @asxtc 4 года назад

    Watched a few of your vids...this is by far the best one ive seen..Well done Ryan.

  • @stephenalbert9576
    @stephenalbert9576 4 года назад +7

    Loving these vids. Thank god for lockdown. Now I can go through your entire back catalogue. Cheers mate

  • @A22A8
    @A22A8 5 лет назад +24

    The thought and effort that goes into these videos are always greatly appreciated, cheers to you Ryan and the team behind the camera.

  • @CosmicTorben
    @CosmicTorben 5 лет назад +11

    Most intelligent, funny and pertinent bike and gear reviews ever (not only this video but in general). Thank you and congratulations Ryan, and the team. (if you're making this alone you're a superhero)

  • @7arsenal
    @7arsenal Год назад +1

    Very entertaining! Love your content and the way it’s presented.

  • @hmroa3056
    @hmroa3056 3 года назад +3

    Great videos, editing, content, and personality. If I need substantive information, I look up your videos. Thank you for the work you put into your videos.

  • @robinshoodmedia
    @robinshoodmedia 5 лет назад +4

    Always informative, and entertaining, you out did yourself this time, Ryan! 👍👍😎 What a hoot! Stay safe, my friend.

  • @TheJBpics
    @TheJBpics 5 лет назад +8

    This level of video editing is like a spoon of honey on my heart . Great video and conclusion :)

  • @navneethkrishnan8925
    @navneethkrishnan8925 4 года назад

    Love you video and editing style. So much fun and educational! Thank you 😁

  • @Mondo_Monchi
    @Mondo_Monchi 2 года назад +13

    As a beginner rider hitting the road this coming year, i cannot thank F9 enough for the entertainingly informative tips. You've already helped me be a safer rider, but these gear tips i'd have never thought about until after an inncident (Like poor quality gloves that shred the first time you wipe out inevitably!). Cheers mate!😁

  • @PbPomper
    @PbPomper 5 лет назад +8

    Great editing, script and presentation! Love your videos!

  • @oregonoutback7779
    @oregonoutback7779 5 лет назад +117

    "Mildly impaled, but dry socks" ………. that's what she said.

  • @spyrosv7157
    @spyrosv7157 3 года назад +1

    the work that goes in these videos is unbelievable. Awesome job!

  • @campraincloud
    @campraincloud 4 года назад +1

    Your videos are wonderful. So much more entertaining and informative than other motorcycle channels! Thanks for being creative with your passion!!

  • @roadworkahead4187
    @roadworkahead4187 3 года назад +22

    The “M4 engine bar” 😂

  • @stevel7957
    @stevel7957 5 лет назад +6

    Well done F9! Relevant content, good script, sharp wit and well placed sarcasm makes this a fun channel to view and is well differentiated from much of the other bike stuff out there. Stay with it dude!

  • @andrewsmith9174
    @andrewsmith9174 4 года назад

    This is absolutely the best channel and you are the best presenter of information. I like few channels in this genre. You make this entertaining and informative. Thank you.

  • @SeanD2937
    @SeanD2937 4 года назад

    Your videos are on its own class above the rest. Keep up the great work brother!

  • @DH___
    @DH___ 5 лет назад +29

    *me at the gas station when it’s windy and I desperately need a smoke*
    3:46

  • @orange_hoonigan
    @orange_hoonigan 5 лет назад +72

    Why are you at 395k subs.. Go a million already
    One of the underrated channels on RUclips

    • @babymetalenjoyer
      @babymetalenjoyer 3 года назад +4

      Me who is 2 years late: but... there is 1M.

  • @robertbrassard4551
    @robertbrassard4551 3 года назад

    I simply cannot have enough of your videos. They are just GRRRREAT!
    I never get tired of you.
    Thanks for everything.

  • @Joseandresnajera
    @Joseandresnajera 2 года назад +1

    So entertaining and informative, props to you sir!

  • @nicorissmann5933
    @nicorissmann5933 4 года назад +3

    Your Videos are really good, i like watching them, because you are funny but also informative

  • @malvinmalvin
    @malvinmalvin 5 лет назад +16

    When it comes to dangerous mods, small turn signals and minescule mirrors come to mind.

  • @samueljeppsen9785
    @samueljeppsen9785 2 года назад +1

    You are brilliant, Ryan. I always learn, always enjoy it.

  • @Neuron43
    @Neuron43 4 года назад

    This one made me subscribe. I don't even own a motorcycle but my son and daughter do and I started watching this channel for information but have now subscribed for the humor.

  • @JJ-jx3ev
    @JJ-jx3ev 5 лет назад +5

    Nice video man keep it up 👌

  • @MrRaleighman123
    @MrRaleighman123 3 года назад +4

    You make me laugh while filling my head with useful information. THANKS

  • @danmanthe9335
    @danmanthe9335 4 года назад +2

    Please don't stop bringing the quality videos!

  • @soujrnr
    @soujrnr 5 месяцев назад

    I prefer smooth and round things to pointy things on my bike any day! Great info, Ryan!! Thanks and happy new year!

  • @joetroutt7425
    @joetroutt7425 5 лет назад +33

    When you started pointing at your head at the end I thought here we go again talking about half helmets or skull caps AKA brain buckets.

  • @writetophani
    @writetophani 5 лет назад +4

    Fort Nine you are amazing in your presentation, research and content. Hats off. Goes without saying, your presentation is the best.

  • @Brian-nz6ns
    @Brian-nz6ns 3 месяца назад

    best channel on youtube for the creativeness and humor of the videos. love it.

  • @aussiebloke85
    @aussiebloke85 4 года назад

    I've just stumbled upon your channel and love it. Comedy and a no b.s. way too you've got a new subscriber from Perth Western Australia. Keep up the great work

  • @xtina818
    @xtina818 5 лет назад +17

    Haha I knew the pointy bars would make an appearance. dude dropped his bike on his leg and it impaled him.

  • @milkman2591
    @milkman2591 5 лет назад +26

    I would buy that cheese grater tank pad, all that grip!

  • @jc_alpha
    @jc_alpha 2 года назад +1

    I’m rolling here! My goodness this is so funny! Absolutely love the content man. Thank you so much for this!

  • @ariqfauzan4982
    @ariqfauzan4982 5 лет назад +70

    Aww dangit, i just bought the kitchen knife handlebars from ebay. i thought they looked cool.

    • @charlieross-BRM
      @charlieross-BRM 4 года назад +7

      Pro tip: Ceramic blade knives only. They won't rust and you can get them with blades in colours to match your ride.

    • @grumpycat5991
      @grumpycat5991 4 года назад

      Its spelled Kewl... that is the kewl way to spell it.

    • @nuffflavor
      @nuffflavor 4 года назад

      They should on your dirt bike....

  • @michaelschultz1187
    @michaelschultz1187 5 лет назад +77

    I would say handle bar cell phone holders should be on there. I was in a accident (30mph) and it hit me right in the stomach. Had a textile jacket on and still gave me a sever contusion.

    • @ItsBeenDanBefore
      @ItsBeenDanBefore 5 лет назад +6

      However, you could also argue that a phone in your jacket pocket could also pose a risk, because, assuming you fly chest first onto tarmac, the phone would be the first point of contact. This would provide a central point for which the force of the impact to pass through. This would mean just a series of bruised ribs could turn into a fractured rib that could pierce a lung.

    • @Stoney3K
      @Stoney3K 5 лет назад +1

      You could arguably say the same for tank bags. When you crash and you hit your bars chest-first, you're gonna catch the bag on the way there.

    • @michaelschultz1187
      @michaelschultz1187 5 лет назад +4

      I hear what you guys are saying, but those are relatively flat, the cell holders (specificaly RAM mounts) have like 4 prongs waiting to jab you

    • @FortNine
      @FortNine  5 лет назад +20

      Ah yes, very good addition. Hope you healed up alright? ~RF9

    • @michaelschultz1187
      @michaelschultz1187 5 лет назад +6

      FortNine Yup, didn't break anything, tweaked my back, but was back out riding 2 weeks later! My stomach was purple for 2 months though....and I got to buy replacement gear!

  • @tenlugggaming2341
    @tenlugggaming2341 4 года назад

    You are by far my favorite gear reviewer. Thank you!

  • @Marc716
    @Marc716 2 года назад

    Looking at those vidéos 3 years later, god damn its still funny and so good...Thanks FortNine and Brian!

  • @stevebrantley5474
    @stevebrantley5474 5 лет назад +5

    Starting to watch your channel nearly as much as Scotty Kilmer. Keep up the GREAT work.

  • @GREGGSOHO
    @GREGGSOHO 5 лет назад +8

    Ryan, thank you again for a great informative video. You save a lot of riders by giving all of us some great information. I am a straight guy with a beautiful wife & daughter, but if I ever see you in Canada, I will give you a big hug !!!

    • @ggme4682
      @ggme4682 5 лет назад +2

      GREGORY RUSSO I'm a Bi biker and I'll give him more than a hug

    • @TheBnvirulent
      @TheBnvirulent 5 лет назад

      @@ggme4682 😂😂

  • @dynamitepp5806
    @dynamitepp5806 3 года назад

    I like the way you share your views and opinions.
    Excellent work bro.

  • @SergioGurrola
    @SergioGurrola 2 года назад +1

    Dude I just found your channel! As a beginner enthusiast ID like to say that you are very informative and hella funny at the same time. I enjoy your videos.. keep them coming buddy…

    • @WniGrup
      @WniGrup 2 года назад

      You got some binge watching to do!

  • @Patriotsoul
    @Patriotsoul 4 года назад +3

    Your liver is on the wrong side! Great vid. Keep them coming.

  • @Gsgshshshbsnbsb
    @Gsgshshshbsnbsb 5 лет назад +121

    Death by Fanny pack that how I want to die

    • @dustindevorkin8906
      @dustindevorkin8906 5 лет назад +2

      As a verb or a noun. :)

    • @KentRodgman
      @KentRodgman 5 лет назад

      Someone needs to inform Joe Rogan!

    • @sudds750
      @sudds750 5 лет назад

      A pack of Fannies sounds the perfect way to go!

    • @Chris-yy7qc
      @Chris-yy7qc 5 лет назад

      Let them write it on your cobble stone

  • @dzhai1532
    @dzhai1532 3 года назад

    Great vods, love the content! Thanks!
    What the tune tho ? Is amazing!

  • @cristiantamas
    @cristiantamas 4 года назад

    I like the comedy in your videos. A lot of hard work behind these videos and they are cool!

  • @Krebssssssss
    @Krebssssssss 4 года назад +4

    "On the other side, there a beverage holder... So you can enjoy an apple juice while you call an ambulance for the less guarded riders." 😂

  • @user-ux4gu2lh8c
    @user-ux4gu2lh8c 5 лет назад +62

    Man this channel is amazing

    • @Mototzigane
      @Mototzigane 5 лет назад

      Totally !!

    • @homeboyfuckedanalien
      @homeboyfuckedanalien 5 лет назад

      Amazingly horrid, this channel is worse than A Serbian Film

    • @user-ux4gu2lh8c
      @user-ux4gu2lh8c 5 лет назад +3

      Id be annoyed if that analogy wasn't so bizarre

    • @hujdupahuj
      @hujdupahuj 5 лет назад

      Great videography they just need a different spokesperson , this dude and his voice is very annoying!!

  • @martymorgan9977
    @martymorgan9977 3 года назад

    The comedy parts are exceptional. Content is very helpful. Thanks F9

  • @ChristosBassCovers
    @ChristosBassCovers 3 года назад

    One thing I really like about you is your love for the F800... On you advice alone, I recently purchased an 2012 F800 GS as a complement to my HD Ultra Limited and I just love it. Thanks so much for you advice. Gotta look into that gas cap next...

  • @laplthelullemann
    @laplthelullemann 5 лет назад +45

    2:00 why would anybody watch motorcycle related reviews anywhere else when you see great humor like that?

  • @akiwiincanada
    @akiwiincanada 5 лет назад +4

    "Going home to take the hook off my Raiden DKR jacket"
    I never ride with a hydration pack anyway, but I never even thought of snagging my sleeve or glove.

  • @softstart100
    @softstart100 4 года назад

    Just getting back into motorcycles and so I have realized what I dont know, yes I'm retired and it has been many years since riding my 125 honda over in Germany. At lease then they the car drivers didn't try to run you over. Thanks for the great eye openers. Will be binge watching your channel.

  • @GirlArmy21
    @GirlArmy21 3 года назад

    You gave me so much to consider. I really never thought of them....but I certainly will when I mod out my next bike!!

  • @carportchronicles1943
    @carportchronicles1943 5 лет назад +23

    The hydration hook is probably the most important take away for me. Thanks for some great information. Oh, just wondering, is it ok for me to ride with a screwdriver in my pants pocket during on-road tuning sessions?

    • @jonblade51
      @jonblade51 5 лет назад +3

      Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..... you can take this hysterical laughter as a" NOOOOOOO".

    • @bjorn1583
      @bjorn1583 4 года назад

      your meant to hold the screwdriver with your teeth

    • @andrewsavage1872
      @andrewsavage1872 3 года назад

      Left chest pocket, only in a traditional black and red flannel shirt. That's the only way to be safe!

  • @Twinspinner
    @Twinspinner 5 лет назад +18

    0:00-2:02 oh god that was hilarious

  • @TheChillBison
    @TheChillBison 2 года назад

    Loved all the eulogy posters! Come for the fun, stay for the knowledge.

  • @MA-iridium
    @MA-iridium 3 года назад

    Great videos Ryan! God bless you!!!

  • @internetrules8522
    @internetrules8522 4 года назад +4

    6:13 oh nice how you did that, reminds me of pen & teller.

  • @F4Effort
    @F4Effort 5 лет назад +3

    I used to wear laced shoes out riding and I would occasionally get one of the loops long enough to wrap around my shifter and actually tie my foot to the mechanism. I usually wouldn’t notice until I went to downshift again, usually because I was trying to stop. That’s a fun sensation, feeling your foot restrained against something and stopping you from trying to slow down! 😂

    • @MikaelLewisify
      @MikaelLewisify 11 месяцев назад

      I literally fell over at a stoplight once because of a shoelace catching on my shifter.

  • @Wander2Wonders
    @Wander2Wonders 3 года назад

    Dude this is hilarious! 😂😂😂
    We need more content like this.😂 subscribed from Indonesia 🙋‍♂️

  • @Kiyoone
    @Kiyoone 4 года назад

    very nice channel! it reviews in a smart and logic way that anyone could understand

  • @leander5379
    @leander5379 5 лет назад +39

    pissed out laughing at 2:02 XD