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  • Опубликовано: 25 дек 2024

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  • @MatthewCampbell765
    @MatthewCampbell765 8 лет назад +21665

    Suggestion: if it ever looks like Puerto Rico's going to become a state, buy stock in flag companies. There'd likely be a massive surge in flag sales as people try to update their flags.

    • @imaxstingray
      @imaxstingray 8 лет назад +451

      yep

    • @Bluesonofman
      @Bluesonofman 8 лет назад +1355

      Federal law prohibits Puerto Rico from becoming a State. That is because that law basically declares Puerto Rico a Common Wealth. So Puerto Rico is basically to America, like Canada is to England.

    • @imaxstingray
      @imaxstingray 8 лет назад +667

      The Americans Gameing that's a shame i think it would be cool to have a new state in my lifetime

    • @oro7114
      @oro7114 8 лет назад +694

      What Canada is to *The U.K.

    • @Bluesonofman
      @Bluesonofman 8 лет назад +62

      A Commonwealth

  • @sackixfilms8950
    @sackixfilms8950 5 лет назад +16839

    “The American Indian reservations are probably a story for another time”
    Me five years later:

    • @micahwissman7
      @micahwissman7 5 лет назад +233

      SackixFilms He’s starting a series on it here soon

    • @shepherd8171
      @shepherd8171 5 лет назад +366

      French narrator: five years later

    • @louiswebtser
      @louiswebtser 5 лет назад +24

      SackixFilms each native nation can be treated as individual and can be treated as their own country with sovereignty

    • @louiswebtser
      @louiswebtser 5 лет назад +18

      GermanGamer7 we still have to follow state laws and a few federal laws

    • @louiswebtser
      @louiswebtser 5 лет назад +14

      GermanGamer7 in current days, tribes are fighting for the right to grow and distribute Hemp on reservation land

  • @ethanburack8840
    @ethanburack8840 4 года назад +8240

    “The US ran out of destiny to manifest, so they’re looking for more destiny.”

    • @MoldySalami
      @MoldySalami 4 года назад +183

      I knew someone was gonna do this reference

    • @potatogod975
      @potatogod975 4 года назад +239

      *hawaii, cuba*

    • @davidtejuosho587
      @davidtejuosho587 4 года назад +71

      Democracy to you.

    • @Maxims1
      @Maxims1 4 года назад +178

      @@potatogod975 but wait Spain controls Cuba

    • @abbyalphonse499
      @abbyalphonse499 4 года назад +209

      @@Maxims1 well blame something on them and go to war

  • @vardz3120
    @vardz3120 4 года назад +6671

    "The United States are shockingly a bunch of states that are united"
    Shocking indeed

  • @jimi5014
    @jimi5014 5 лет назад +4577

    as a citizen from Guam, i’d like to humbly add that we were “discovered” by the spanish, then taken by the US, then taken by the japanese, then taken back by the US. si yu’os ma’ase

    • @MustacheDLuffy
      @MustacheDLuffy 4 года назад +128

      That sounds confusing

    • @drabberfrog
      @drabberfrog 4 года назад +40

      @@MustacheDLuffy yeah i'm confused

    • @nehankaranch2149
      @nehankaranch2149 3 года назад +15

      just because you're fromg guam it doesnt mean you know the history of guam

    • @WuzzyYT
      @WuzzyYT 3 года назад +77

      Do you enjoy being under the US’s government and US’s military protection? Because a lot of people in Puerto Rico wanna stay a territory and not a state because they don’t wanna be included in the government.

    • @Clown_the_Clown
      @Clown_the_Clown 3 года назад +4

      @@WuzzyYT It's okay, we don't want Puerto Rico as a state

  • @FestusOmega
    @FestusOmega 7 лет назад +4549

    "Mine, I declare."
    Our finest and oldest tradition.

    • @ranierserratore8471
      @ranierserratore8471 7 лет назад +139

      Festus Omega ah, the British empire

    • @nickfinch8182
      @nickfinch8182 6 лет назад +210

      Well we did learn from the best

    • @luffycat3506
      @luffycat3506 6 лет назад +64

      yea... but you have to back that up with a big stick. Many can declare whatever the fuck they want, but if they can't take action then your declaration is kaput!

    • @markofexcellence5209
      @markofexcellence5209 6 лет назад +13

      Nothing wrong with that. 😊

    • @hotep2510
      @hotep2510 6 лет назад +30

      Indeed good sir, truly American.

  • @bonboll5012
    @bonboll5012 5 лет назад +6955

    Everyone: "You cant simply have these islands by saying u own them"
    US: *pulls out Guano Island Act* "I didnt say it, i declared it"

    • @jmitterii2
      @jmitterii2 5 лет назад +156

      I think the bird poop and bat poop at the time was highly valuable for fertilizer. By the 1913's with the Haber process to make ammonia which the key ingredient in making fertilizers.
      N2 + 3H2 made 2NH3
      That discovery along with other methods using the same concept made poop worth poop.
      And to an extent same with those islands.

    • @fortepiano4491
      @fortepiano4491 5 лет назад +93

      "I DECLARE GUANO ISLAND ACT!"

    • @thaddeuskyle572
      @thaddeuskyle572 5 лет назад +66

      Britain: I raised that boy.

    • @TuhljinTampergauge
      @TuhljinTampergauge 5 лет назад +29

      @Linnea the Prayer - You've got issues.

    • @killimon1635
      @killimon1635 5 лет назад +17

      Pulls out 6 billion dollars a year defense budget and the best military technology in the world “I declared it now try and stop me”

  • @jgolfer0514
    @jgolfer0514 3 года назад +4609

    Puerto Rico is pretty much Anakin “you are accepted into the council but are not granted the rank of state”

    • @georgefloydsfake20dollarbi28
      @georgefloydsfake20dollarbi28 3 года назад +34

      America is not an empire smh 🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @chels5001
      @chels5001 3 года назад +305

      @@georgefloydsfake20dollarbi28 it kinda is

    • @georgefloydsfake20dollarbi28
      @georgefloydsfake20dollarbi28 3 года назад +46

      @@chels5001 America is not an empire it’s a democratic confederation of states and territories founded on democratic values and since when did America declared themselves as an empire it’s not an elective monarchy, autocratic, or dictatorship. And you can’t be a democracy and an empire at the same time it makes no sense.

    • @anuvisraa5786
      @anuvisraa5786 3 года назад +261

      @@georgefloydsfake20dollarbi28 That is your mistake America is not a democracy is a representative republic, and you can be a republic and an empire like France was.

    • @georgefloydsfake20dollarbi28
      @georgefloydsfake20dollarbi28 3 года назад +18

      @@anuvisraa5786 well France had a self pro claimed emperor and was a colonial empire while America wasn’t. You can’t compare the French empire to the United States it doesn’t make sense...

  • @whitemagicalhat2844
    @whitemagicalhat2844 5 лет назад +7631

    USA: "I have brought peace, freedom, justice and security to my new Empire!"
    Britain: "YOUR new Empire?"

    • @jakes1566
      @jakes1566 4 года назад +925

      You were supposed to destroy global dominating empires, not join them!

    • @sticks4632
      @sticks4632 4 года назад +548

      @@jakes1566 France: you where like a brother america! I love you.

    • @NetheriteMiner
      @NetheriteMiner 4 года назад +328

      US: I hate you! For literally no reason!

    • @l.c.7445
      @l.c.7445 4 года назад +99

      @@jakes1566 oh shit, this is so true

    • @SomeGamer1111
      @SomeGamer1111 4 года назад +87

      *Order 66 commences*

  • @deet0109mapping
    @deet0109mapping 8 лет назад +7448

    When you showed an EU map with the UK all "I'm outie!," that was the ULTIMATE forshadowing.

    • @anonymousdude8747
      @anonymousdude8747 8 лет назад +61

      Ain't that so.

    • @UglyAssMofo
      @UglyAssMofo 8 лет назад +7

      Scots

    • @red_isopat
      @red_isopat 8 лет назад +36

      +Darkrai Titanollante grey is secretly a robot

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean 8 лет назад +352

      It's almost like there have been people in the UK wanting to leave the EU for a while. Say, like a party supporting those principles has existed for a quarter of a century.
      But yeah, hilarious in hindsight.

    • @ivdrip-r2r
      @ivdrip-r2r 8 лет назад +165

      Yeah it's not like the Brexit campaign has been going on for YEARS

  • @thomasturner6980
    @thomasturner6980 6 лет назад +5496

    I was shocked when I found out that the United States is a bunch of states ... united

    • @jaredlangley6924
      @jaredlangley6924 6 лет назад +186

      Yeah but for some reason people think we named ourself after the continent. Last I check there weren't any other states united in america.

    • @festethephule7553
      @festethephule7553 6 лет назад +60

      @@jaredlangley6924
      Mexican States of America.

    • @SkiDaBird
      @SkiDaBird 6 лет назад +122

      @@jaredlangley6924 Mexico is literally the United Mexican States, or Estados Unidos Mexicanos. Last time I checked it was also in America.

    • @theworldoverheavan560
      @theworldoverheavan560 6 лет назад +3

      @Glaydson Coelho lol

    • @N-HTTi
      @N-HTTi 6 лет назад +1

      Glaydson Coelho 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @companymen42
    @companymen42 3 года назад +11225

    America be like “Congratulations! You are now a part of America, please do no resist.”

    • @2kmichaeljordan438
      @2kmichaeljordan438 3 года назад +419

      Crab:👁👄👁

    • @Kriae
      @Kriae 3 года назад +461

      *but only as a second-class citizen

    • @chomkeygamer9455
      @chomkeygamer9455 3 года назад +191

      Like the UK.

    • @tacocat1714
      @tacocat1714 3 года назад +130

      Britain, France, Spain, Norway, us to!

    • @Tevans333
      @Tevans333 3 года назад +96

      Manifest destiny!

  • @residentgamer7461
    @residentgamer7461 5 лет назад +4342

    Texas: We’re huge
    Alaska: hold my beer

    • @GameyRaccoon
      @GameyRaccoon 5 лет назад +255

      Hold my *bear*

    • @Tzizenorec
      @Tzizenorec 5 лет назад +213

      @@joshuamatthews8326 It's still bigger than Texas.

    • @Tzizenorec
      @Tzizenorec 5 лет назад +90

      @Michael Scott What does my heart have to do with this?
      I was being literal.

    • @MajinMist603
      @MajinMist603 5 лет назад +79

      @Michael Scott wth, he is talking about the size not its more habitable...……………………………………..

    • @firebadnofire9768
      @firebadnofire9768 5 лет назад +7

      Just some guy Well technically Alaska is smaller than Texas because Texas has more of a population then Alaska

  • @ravenlord4
    @ravenlord4 6 лет назад +1922

    Interesting side note: people who live in territories that don't get a vote in federal elections don't pay federal personal income tax (no taxation without representation). This is one of the many factors that people in Puerto Rico consider each time that a referendum for statehood comes up. Food for thought: would you voluntarily surrender your right to vote in federal elections if it meant that you wouldn't have to pay Federal personal income tax anymore?

    • @maninredhelm
      @maninredhelm 6 лет назад +564

      So many people would dump their right to vote in Presidential elections that the nation would go bankrupt from lack of tax revenue.

    • @Gonzalo_105
      @Gonzalo_105 6 лет назад +165

      Yes. Voting is a waste of time. Usa has ben sold and bought long time ago.

    • @priscidr
      @priscidr 6 лет назад +209

      Puerto Ricans don’t pay Federal Income Tax, but we do pay Social Security and Medicaid.

    • @CaseNumber00
      @CaseNumber00 6 лет назад +74

      Considering PR got shafted by the president after the hurricanes and all that saved money led to a speedy recovery, looks like things turned out well.

    • @TheRubyGamersTRG
      @TheRubyGamersTRG 6 лет назад +64

      raven lord A lot of people would probably give up voting. The voting system is so stupid and a lot of people don’t like it anyway

  • @Omlet221
    @Omlet221 6 лет назад +495

    "The United States is shockingly a bunch of states that are united," says a wise man. Brilliant, just brilliant!

    • @enel8219
      @enel8219 2 года назад +2

      Wow

    • @Artcat932
      @Artcat932 2 года назад

      United is an overstatement, it’s more like “Mildy tolerate”

    • @btf_flotsam478
      @btf_flotsam478 Год назад +5

      I mean, it's more accurate than calling the USA democratic. Millions are legally unable to vote, tens of millions are effectively unable to vote... there's a reason they are looked down upon by democratic nations, like Australia, Germany and Canada.

  • @simonkr844
    @simonkr844 3 года назад +396

    “Denmark sold her” that line feels so weird to hear with the style of animation you’re doing

  • @kawsakiTV
    @kawsakiTV 5 лет назад +2969

    I didn’t know Congress was made up of blonde cheerleaders...
    This explains everything

    • @TickleMyResearch
      @TickleMyResearch 5 лет назад +149

      It would be a lot better if it were

    • @lunaticcultist9741
      @lunaticcultist9741 5 лет назад +82

      @@TickleMyResearch No, cause then they would all get angry every month.

    • @denopeno7951
      @denopeno7951 5 лет назад +176

      @@lunaticcultist9741 Would still be more productive

    • @lunaticcultist9741
      @lunaticcultist9741 5 лет назад +16

      @@denopeno7951 mmmmmhhh... no, not really

    • @Elenrai
      @Elenrai 5 лет назад +6

      @@lunaticcultist9741 HAH!

  • @tyorca5854
    @tyorca5854 8 лет назад +394

    Whenever he says "A story for another time" he essentially means "I'll
    never come back to this ever again"

    • @jerekrockw1057
      @jerekrockw1057 6 лет назад

      Given your profile pic I'm assuming you're British or at least in the UK. That having been said can you really say anything against America that your country hasn't done in one form or another and don't bother bringing up the atom bomb. Hell some of the R&D data that helped build it came from your country, not to mention the situational circumstances of the time dictated no other less costly method of ending that debacle.

    • @shtuffs
      @shtuffs 6 лет назад +44

      @@jerekrockw1057
      Stop overreacting jesus christ the person didn't comment anything related to what you just said so calm down

    • @hithere7626
      @hithere7626 6 лет назад +30

      @@jerekrockw1057 What the hell? How is that related in any way to what the original poster commented?
      Oh, I get it. You're one the people who baits other people into arguments. Nice try.

    • @xenan7889
      @xenan7889 5 лет назад +9

      @@jerekrockw1057 quick question did you even read the comment before repling?

    • @jmitterii2
      @jmitterii2 5 лет назад +3

      @@jerekrockw1057 Given your profile pic I'm assuming your Presperterian mixed between something else and maybe not.
      That having been said, can you really say anything against Bananas!
      You can't say what I have done with bananas you haven't done either. Including eating or otherwise alternative activities.
      Hell, most people shove bananas up their butts.
      I swear I'm not the only one!
      And I do recall, banana play is something that originated with you anyway.
      Don't judge me!

  • @skysthelimitvideos
    @skysthelimitvideos 8 лет назад +3017

    Can we please get a video explaining Native American Reservations and their relationship with the rest of the USA?

    • @CollinBuckman
      @CollinBuckman 8 лет назад +67

      I'd like that vid about how the US gov't actually works.

    • @skysthelimitvideos
      @skysthelimitvideos 8 лет назад +18

      +Collin “Misfire” Buckman That would be nice I also want the video on how the EU actually works.

    • @AquilaGuard
      @AquilaGuard 8 лет назад +90

      "how the US gov't works" is an oxymoron. :P

    • @WhiteCamry
      @WhiteCamry 7 лет назад +55

      "[H]ow the EU actually works" puts the moron in "oxymoron."

    • @theinternetpolice4365
      @theinternetpolice4365 7 лет назад +21

      skysthe limitvideos
      At the moment, the reservations are pretty chill. One of them is trying to become internationally recognized as a country, and said country would be the size of seria. Right in the middle of the US, too.

  • @susanlowy3947
    @susanlowy3947 3 года назад +120

    5:32 Not sure if pointed out already, but Micronesia is on the Marshall Islands and Vice Versa.

    • @nandersonnanderson
      @nandersonnanderson 3 года назад +15

      Yeah I was wondering if someone pointed that out. Also he spelled “Marshall” as “Marshal”

  • @f.i.r.e.5119
    @f.i.r.e.5119 5 лет назад +624

    3:46
    Really, America?! Why would you bother with this place?
    That sad coconut wanted a _friend_ not a ruler.

    • @mikek6298
      @mikek6298 5 лет назад +33

      Rights to the ocean around them is why for those curious. (Disclaimer: From memory, I'm not an expert) The way water borders are determined means that little bird poop islands result in big swaths of ocean for the USA to use however she wants. Usually what she wants is drilling rights or the ability to tax/avoid others' tax involving cargo ships. Occasionally it could also be for military testing, or something similar.

    • @tiedeman39
      @tiedeman39 5 лет назад +15

      @@mikek6298 Not really, the Guano Island Act was literally just for the guano deposits, not because of the waterways

    • @wingracer1614
      @wingracer1614 5 лет назад +18

      Guano was a hugely important resource used in making fertilizer and explosives. It was a major strategic resource until other techniques of nitrogen fixation were developed (haber process).

    • @Tiger74147
      @Tiger74147 5 лет назад +21

      Wrong on both counts. What that coconut needed was FREEDOM.

    • @colebobbajesus6093
      @colebobbajesus6093 5 лет назад +2

      We’ll give it a M16, and a HMV, it’ll have friends!

  • @skeetersorenson4909
    @skeetersorenson4909 9 лет назад +1216

    0:00 - 0:03
    Mind Blown

    • @ikasu00
      @ikasu00 9 лет назад +160

      Did you know?:
      This is a comment.

    • @lkiswriting
      @lkiswriting 9 лет назад +65

      Craftimothy123 NO WAY

    • @ikasu00
      @ikasu00 9 лет назад +6

      ***** It blew my mind too when I looked it up.

    • @GlitchyShadow13
      @GlitchyShadow13 9 лет назад +6

      I couldn't believe it either.

    • @JeremyGaming9
      @JeremyGaming9 9 лет назад +1

      Craftimothy123 Preposterous

  • @marlonvanberkum1640
    @marlonvanberkum1640 5 лет назад +497

    0:21 did you just casually predict brexit?

    • @merylschultz9234
      @merylschultz9234 5 лет назад +9

      Yes

    • @sdprz7893
      @sdprz7893 4 года назад +47

      Tensions between the EU and Britain have been rising for over a decade now but yeah he predicted it

    • @lucofparis4819
      @lucofparis4819 4 года назад +15

      Ironically, the UK's ability to leave is the biggest evidence that the EU is neither a federation nor a superstate, but rather, a group of independent and sovereign nation-states committed to an interdependent and legally binding union of these countries.
      By leaving, the UK is effectively divorcing what is essentially a 28-spouses marriage of nations, now 27.

    • @fakejoar641
      @fakejoar641 4 года назад +19

      @@lucofparis4819 Congratulations, You have now learned of the EU. Also, what partof this is in any way ironic?

    • @Alaois
      @Alaois 4 года назад +4

      Brexit talk has been a thing ever since the financial crisis.

  • @eurasiaacaci.-110
    @eurasiaacaci.-110 3 года назад +848

    Also the Philippines once a part of the U.S though “peaceful” conquest

    • @abdiweliyusuf3929
      @abdiweliyusuf3929 3 года назад +68

      totally nothing happened

    • @grilledcheese2285
      @grilledcheese2285 3 года назад +69

      Yes we Filipinos totally accepted it

    • @Human-gu2cx
      @Human-gu2cx 3 года назад +103

      I mean it was probably better than being under the collapsing Spanish empire.

    • @epicmatter3512
      @epicmatter3512 3 года назад +44

      We actually never fought the Philippines. We fought the Spanish to give Cuba independence, and than took Puerto Rico and the Philippines, and this was great for the Philippines as we brought investment to the island. We gave them independence after world war 2 despite them not wanting independence and just kept Puerto Rico

    • @eurasiaacaci.-110
      @eurasiaacaci.-110 3 года назад +141

      @@epicmatter3512 Philippine American war

  • @staycalmbehappy81
    @staycalmbehappy81 5 лет назад +564

    That EU Brexit joke is rolling in its grave lol

    • @dwayne1625
      @dwayne1625 5 лет назад +2

      Timestamp ?

    • @garrettnino5137
      @garrettnino5137 4 года назад +3

      not of last friday it isnt.

    • @hansgruber788
      @hansgruber788 4 года назад +25

      Joe Smith 0:20 the video predicted brexit 2 years before it happened lol

    • @kykk3365
      @kykk3365 4 года назад +6

      @@hansgruber788 Predicted the inevitable. Wasn't exactly out of the blue.

    • @xx_shadow_megagaming_xx6935
      @xx_shadow_megagaming_xx6935 4 года назад +3

      ​@@kykk3365 It was something that was talked about, but was hardly inevitable.

  • @QuantomX64
    @QuantomX64 4 года назад +2951

    Fake video. He didn't even talk about the giant ball of American Cheese we see in the sky every night.

  • @neskey
    @neskey 5 лет назад +395

    4:16 well excuse me while i plan a trip to Palmyra Atoll with my pregnant wife for no reason at all.

  • @clearviewmoai
    @clearviewmoai 2 года назад +44

    American Samoa doesn't want statehood nor to be an organised territory, neither do they want citizenship. Because of their unique status they can maintain traditional practices and government without much interference while still having the benefit of US funding. They’ve made their opinion on it clear a few times over the years.

    • @xyeB
      @xyeB Год назад +4

      Yea

  • @marcusturner27
    @marcusturner27 4 года назад +281

    If CGP Grey made videos for all the topics that are "a story for another time" we'd have content for centuries

  • @lisetteflores9613
    @lisetteflores9613 8 лет назад +562

    I'm kinda angry my teachers never taught me this. They just sort of slapped their hand across a US map, said "AMERICA" and left.

    • @AMoistEggroll
      @AMoistEggroll 8 лет назад +51

      Same. I only learned of the Territories until I searched it up myself much later...

    • @general2109
      @general2109 8 лет назад +53

      Phuc Huu Bich really unfortunate considering the serious problems facing Puerto Rico resulting from their fucked up political status (and some old fashioned government mismanagement)

    • @AMoistEggroll
      @AMoistEggroll 8 лет назад +36

      Tyler Adam The whole shit needs to be updated and revised. If only though.

    • @shiningvictory7060
      @shiningvictory7060 7 лет назад

      To be honest... Would the class would of been any more interested? Most of the time teachers don't have intensives to go off course since most kids only care about passing.

    • @mirdonyealmightee8921
      @mirdonyealmightee8921 7 лет назад +17

      I can just picture this in class 😂😂 “this is America” *walk out slams door* 🙌🏻😂

  • @grahamw2455
    @grahamw2455 4 года назад +398

    3:47 petition to make this coconut mayor of Kingman reef

    • @notiivory
      @notiivory 4 года назад +4

      I like your youthbe icon

    • @notanabbaqueenornirvanafan
      @notanabbaqueenornirvanafan 3 года назад +3

      😂😂 lonely coconut

    • @fishmaster665
      @fishmaster665 3 года назад +3

      He's got my vote also I'm from chile mr chilemaping I had no idea there where other intellectuals in my country

    • @ZackeTheBrute
      @ZackeTheBrute 3 года назад

      Oh oh oh like that tree that owns itself, or the dog. America is great, don't change guys.

    • @anmoldhingra4585
      @anmoldhingra4585 3 года назад

      Haha ya

  • @latingold23
    @latingold23 5 лет назад +1475

    Let me tell you about myself...

    • @anemu3819
      @anemu3819 5 лет назад +50

      Nazi germany based its expansion on manifest destiny

    • @0-0hertz93
      @0-0hertz93 5 лет назад +29

      A Vallejo It’s not like we fought them or anything

    • @aliasmalte7463
      @aliasmalte7463 5 лет назад +19

      @@0-0hertz93 The Soviets did that, too.

    • @0-0hertz93
      @0-0hertz93 5 лет назад +3

      Alias Malte Yes

    • @0-0hertz93
      @0-0hertz93 5 лет назад +25

      Why do you have to bring up the Soviets when the conversation wasn’t even talking about them

  • @wowwhoajeez9195
    @wowwhoajeez9195 8 лет назад +312

    NEW DRINKING GAME:
    Go through all of grey's videos and take a shot every time he says "That's a story for another time" or includes a link to a video he hasn't made yet.

    • @BackTheNerd
      @BackTheNerd 7 лет назад +15

      You would die by the time Death to Pennies would play.

    • @mark1952able
      @mark1952able 6 лет назад

      Welcome to the Machine!

  • @alpang6161
    @alpang6161 10 лет назад +371

    i demand a vote for that lonesome coconut

  • @LucasIsHereYT
    @LucasIsHereYT 4 года назад +169

    Living on the only Indian Reservation in Nebraska makes me feel kinda special. But then again, I'm essentially doxing myself in saying that so...

    • @gspencers
      @gspencers 3 года назад +7

      Wait, y’all don’t live in teepees ? Jk

    • @militustoica
      @militustoica 3 года назад +17

      What kind of medical infrastructure and shopping do they have in the nation up there? Always been curious as a Texan who’s driven through a lot of Oklahoma filled with First Nations with casinos and gas stations.

    • @LucasIsHereYT
      @LucasIsHereYT 3 года назад +30

      @@militustoica Our small town is actually quite normal, two gas stations (one is basically a supermarket), some restaurants, a hospital, and primarily white residents. Yeah, shocks me too.

    • @militustoica
      @militustoica 3 года назад +6

      @@LucasIsHereYT Do they marry into the tribe or just move there for other reasons?

    • @LucasIsHereYT
      @LucasIsHereYT 3 года назад +21

      @@militustoica Idk man like nobody here is Indian.

  • @gamechep
    @gamechep 8 лет назад +1906

    Did he just predict the future at 00:20 ? 😃

    • @musicaltheatergeek79
      @musicaltheatergeek79 8 лет назад +91

      I think that was a reference to the Scottish independence referendum, which was a big issue in the UK in 2014. In the end, Scotland voted not to break away.The thought bubble should've been higher.

    • @KobalosFC
      @KobalosFC 8 лет назад +108

      Nah the EU was highlighted, he was definitely talking about the UK and it's constant "Will we-won't we" relationship.
      Turns out we will :)

    • @gamechep
      @gamechep 8 лет назад

      +TheDukeBox Will it be a called a continent then? Damn, this confusion! 😂

    • @deet0109mapping
      @deet0109mapping 8 лет назад

      1 EU vid outta date.

    • @julesdebrabander4162
      @julesdebrabander4162 8 лет назад +18

      Nope, GB is still part of Europe, just not of the European Union... Foolish move, in my opinion

  • @VideoBloggerify
    @VideoBloggerify 5 лет назад +438

    Are you telling me that I can have a kid in Palmyra Atoll and it will be an american citizen?
    _That's so much easier than applying for a visa_

    • @FrozenBusChannel
      @FrozenBusChannel 5 лет назад +9

      But will you be counted as illegal immigrant if you go there?

    • @aaronkitzmann9419
      @aaronkitzmann9419 4 года назад +45

      Frozen Bus Channel 魔雪巴士頻道
      Yes, but absolutely no one in our government would care. So long as your not living in the continental states, our government will do absolutely nothing to stop you from living there.

    • @knightsoliareofastora8133
      @knightsoliareofastora8133 4 года назад +2

      @@FrozenBusChannel if you didn't go there on purpose no one care

    •  4 года назад +5

      Not quite as easy as having your baby in any other part of the US though is it?

    • @gug4023
      @gug4023 4 года назад

      your pfp fits this comment so well

  • @GhostTrueCapitalist
    @GhostTrueCapitalist 5 лет назад +1436

    "Alaska is monstrous.”
    Texas: >:(

    • @colecoal1365
      @colecoal1365 5 лет назад +31

      GhostTrueCapitalist Alaska is the biggest

    • @Zerohhhd
      @Zerohhhd 5 лет назад +7

      Yea

    • @AndyZach
      @AndyZach 5 лет назад +40

      If I recall correctly, Texas is about 250,000 square miles and Alaska is 550,000.

    • @Bazzable
      @Bazzable 5 лет назад +1

      texas has more oil under the hard rock layer we are drilling to

    • @hobbsisdad1524
      @hobbsisdad1524 5 лет назад +8

      But does it have Cowboys?

  • @diamondgamingstudiousmrdgs
    @diamondgamingstudiousmrdgs 4 года назад +1636

    America be like: TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION IS THEFT
    Also America:

    • @purplebrick131
      @purplebrick131 4 года назад +43

      This this this

    • @firstname105
      @firstname105 4 года назад +216

      the territories don't pay any taxes to the federal government

    • @MustacheDLuffy
      @MustacheDLuffy 4 года назад +22

      Well it’s because they aren’t states yet the idea is that they should become states to have representation but being somewhat self governing is what they prefer. Choice is theirs

    • @robbiestrong-morse730
      @robbiestrong-morse730 3 года назад +117

      @@MustacheDLuffy Puerto Rico and d.c have both voted with the majority wanting to become a state.

    • @Cacowninja
      @Cacowninja 3 года назад +31

      Taxation -without representation- is theft

  • @AlltimeNumbers
    @AlltimeNumbers 10 лет назад +140

    Very interesting. As a Brit, this was enlightening. Thanks CGP Grey!

  • @breechare
    @breechare 8 лет назад +309

    I am kinda curious about how the native american reservations work politically.

    • @happysamoan97
      @happysamoan97 8 лет назад +11

      Hopefully he will make a video about it

    • @Sprinkle_the_7th
      @Sprinkle_the_7th 8 лет назад +35

      Forrest Gatewood in a short version reservations are outside of the jurisdiction of the state, ie. state laws and taxes don't apply and people who live in reservations can't vote. The federal government is a bit more complicated. Article 1 section 8 clause 3 allows for the feds to regulate comerse with reservations. And, Article 1, section 10 (I believe) allows the federal government (congress) to regulate federal land as it wishes (following the constitution, bill of rights, and amendments), which reservation land is. thus the department of the interior and dept' of justice do have some say, but is restricted due to treaties and various laws. And, being kinda sovereign the native Americans who live on the reservation can vote in federal elections as part of a state. it's complicated

    • @AfricanH3ro
      @AfricanH3ro 8 лет назад

      Or you could research it yourself.

    • @Sprinkle_the_7th
      @Sprinkle_the_7th 8 лет назад +13

      AfricanH3ro absolutely, you should never get info from one source

    • @happysamoan97
      @happysamoan97 8 лет назад +23

      AfricanH3ro I know about the laws personally because I mostly of native decent and just a history buff, but c'mon, Grey makes everything more awesome.

  • @oof_xX
    @oof_xX 5 лет назад +5583

    Ah yes,the U.S. Virgin Islands
    *Where Fortnite players live*

  • @bryanturnbow8189
    @bryanturnbow8189 3 года назад +92

    I just love how states are always represented by lady stick figures.

  • @mattmanmaniac4814
    @mattmanmaniac4814 7 лет назад +373

    "Statehood is eternal... even for you, Texas."
    damn, dawg...

    • @panzerkampfwageniv4065
      @panzerkampfwageniv4065 6 лет назад +9

      MattManManiac yee haw :(

    • @tuckercarlson3127
      @tuckercarlson3127 6 лет назад +4

      well they could rebal

    • @koro_kokoro
      @koro_kokoro 6 лет назад +7

      Justin Valdez ya because last time people tried that it worked out SO well lol

    • @koro_kokoro
      @koro_kokoro 6 лет назад +4

      @Meholz Empire pretty sure anyone with a brain could see that was sarcasim

    • @rejvaik00
      @rejvaik00 6 лет назад +4

      Eternal with an asterisk. The only way a State could ever leave the Union peacefully and without a military conflict is for the US Congress to vote it out. And it would have to be a unanimous decision

  • @TheOobo
    @TheOobo 8 лет назад +89

    0:17 Blink and you miss it MtG joke. It's these little touches that I really appreciate :)

  • @EmperorTigerstar
    @EmperorTigerstar 10 лет назад +412

    5:31 you mixed up Micronesia and the Marshall Islands!

    • @K1L-
      @K1L- 10 лет назад +32

      hey EmperorTigerstar!

    • @scoldingMime
      @scoldingMime 10 лет назад +13

      He should really correct this.

    • @erichimmelblau877
      @erichimmelblau877 10 лет назад +2

      I didn't notice.

    • @JWPemperor
      @JWPemperor 10 лет назад

      Great job, while I got even 13 coins of this nation it took me the second time to notice this error.

    • @juancariasr7932
      @juancariasr7932 10 лет назад

      hi emperor, looking forward for some maps!

  • @ericwilloughby294
    @ericwilloughby294 9 месяцев назад +6

    Thanks!

  • @94nolo
    @94nolo 6 лет назад +1499

    Denmark sold the island for bitcoin 😂😭 2:25

    • @94nolo
      @94nolo 6 лет назад +33

      John Ermingham it's in the video.

    • @lennykenny7851
      @lennykenny7851 6 лет назад +39

      John Ermingham if you don't find it funny, good for you. But someone does.

    • @elia_bellia4966
      @elia_bellia4966 6 лет назад +6

      😂😂😂😂XD

    • @y7va
      @y7va 6 лет назад +5

      chilly he pressed the wrong emoji boi

    • @motis1837
      @motis1837 6 лет назад +4

      Plot twist

  • @jovanjanevski3747
    @jovanjanevski3747 8 лет назад +444

    Alaska for sale, price 1500 rubles.

  • @bryanace761
    @bryanace761 8 лет назад +127

    I have learned more about territories from this video than in school

  • @matthewhubka6350
    @matthewhubka6350 3 года назад +77

    Denmark sold her was such an iconic line, I won a scholarbowl match because I remembered it

    • @johndododoe1411
      @johndododoe1411 2 года назад

      A major sale condition was a promise to not claim Greenland. Next there was a court battle to keep Greenland from Canada and a few other countries. So now Greenland is an expensive reservation with statehood.

  • @NJLampFilms29
    @NJLampFilms29 9 лет назад +247

    Is it strange that part of me wants to go to palmyra atoll and start a city with some people? Stranded deep style

    • @NaughtyGhost777
      @NaughtyGhost777 9 лет назад +40

      ***** because were americans brah

    • @ranaklindor8069
      @ranaklindor8069 9 лет назад +5

      NJLamp Films Good luck, its a nature reserve, commonly used for research and study of evolution.

    • @joshpearson2928
      @joshpearson2928 9 лет назад

      Let's do it

    • @robertokalvin8782
      @robertokalvin8782 9 лет назад +4

      NJLamp Films I'd rather go to south georgia and make a revolution XD

    • @scsonicfan
      @scsonicfan 9 лет назад

      Roberto Kalvin lmao

  • @MrHSX
    @MrHSX 8 лет назад +549

    Can you do this for other countries?
    Like China, Japan, India & Australia? Pls

  • @colterson
    @colterson 8 лет назад +190

    unlike other unions, statehood is eternal.
    EVEN FOR YOU, TEXAS

    • @afireinside6711
      @afireinside6711 8 лет назад +12

      :(

    • @Sprayber
      @Sprayber 8 лет назад +13

      that's what all national governments say right up until the time that it isn't true anymore.

    • @aaronyoghurt5375
      @aaronyoghurt5375 8 лет назад

      +NorthSeaHero XD

    • @craxusalby9751
      @craxusalby9751 8 лет назад +2

      It wasn't always this way, Until lincoln.

    • @craxusalby9751
      @craxusalby9751 8 лет назад +1

      +ColonelLanders in a bad way, there wouldn't be a reason to secede if the union didn't overreach it's power...

  • @kodan7879
    @kodan7879 8 лет назад +64

    WOW
    This was probably the best educational video I've seen.
    Streight and short yet extremely informative, even with personal conclusion.

  • @purestress2597
    @purestress2597 8 лет назад +819

    Hmm. U.S. Government can collect taxes if nessecary in U.S. territories without representing.... hmmm. Why does this sound familiar?....

  • @AlexBermann
    @AlexBermann 9 лет назад +177

    Kinda ironic that American independence started with words like "no taxation without representation"

    • @MrBones-cu1vi
      @MrBones-cu1vi 9 лет назад +8

      Alex Bermann we have like 20 billion problems right now and no money to solve it so were trying plus we got shit leaders so we gotta either hope for someone good and get someone good for next generation

    • @GekoHayate
      @GekoHayate 9 лет назад +36

      Well... you do realize we give our territories the _option_ for statehood right? That is how most of the Western states became states in the first place...
      There was a referendum in 2012 in Puerto Rico where 60%+ of voters voted for gaining statehood. There was talk of asking congress to go through the process.
      The Philippines have also courted the idea several times.

    • @AlexBermann
      @AlexBermann 9 лет назад +2

      ***** I actually didn't know. Thanks for telling me.

    • @Munchausenification
      @Munchausenification 9 лет назад

      Whatevuh The sunbro Isnt it more like the split between the two institutions of congress that is the real problem (forgot the names of them in english). As i see it from a foreigner's perspective, the government cant get anything done if the opposition votes against any changes. In Denmark we had kinda the same type of government with two institutions where one part was mostly one party and the other half the other party so no matter who had power the other one always wanted to make as little progress as possible.

    • @MrBones-cu1vi
      @MrBones-cu1vi 9 лет назад

      hopefully someone is smart enough to do this 3 things i want that would make things easier make voting day a holiday
      and 2 make it so citizen can put forward new things if there enough voters
      oh and make it so campaigns and shit are free as money is to involed

  • @funnypicklesnation2962
    @funnypicklesnation2962 3 года назад +2

    Thanks!

  • @sambenjamin6321
    @sambenjamin6321 8 лет назад +628

    God please do a video about the Native American reservations

    • @rayyanma1608
      @rayyanma1608 8 лет назад +1

      +Sam Benjamin Same here.

    • @marvelfannumber1
      @marvelfannumber1 8 лет назад +44

      +Sam Benjamin
      You're gonna have to do alot of praying to get God to make a video for you m8.

    • @I_Have_The_Most_Japanese_Music
      @I_Have_The_Most_Japanese_Music 8 лет назад +1

      How are they in the news?

    • @sambenjamin6321
      @sambenjamin6321 8 лет назад +5

      Larry Im an american but im also an atheist.

    • @jdog14976
      @jdog14976 8 лет назад +7

      Lemme guess, you've watched a few Christopher Hitchens videos and are now convinced of your intellectual superiority over religious people?
      And what is really 'embarresing' is your grammar. You might want to use a spell check next time you think to insult peoples intelligence.

  • @CarloMartinini
    @CarloMartinini 10 лет назад +39

    Loving the Borg reference at 0:23! You're the best.

    • @ambtenaar
      @ambtenaar 10 лет назад +2

      CGP Grey
      And the Ravnica reference. House Dimir ftw!

    • @siphonophone
      @siphonophone 10 лет назад

      ritshopper Who?

    • @koppadasao
      @koppadasao 10 лет назад +1

      ritshopper As Watery Grave comes into play, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, Watery Grave comes into play tapped instead.

    • @Zandonus
      @Zandonus 10 лет назад +1

      Thanks for noticing, i noted your note and it will be noted here, and you will probably be notified of my noting of your noticing.

    • @koppadasao
      @koppadasao 10 лет назад

      And some notices are made to be noticed, but contains no notice at all…

  • @kenna176
    @kenna176 5 лет назад +108

    From one airline brat to another, thank you for using "contiguous 48 states," Grey. Every time I hear 'continuous,' I die a little inside.

    • @YFZriderdude15
      @YFZriderdude15 2 года назад +13

      And as an Alaskan, every time I hear "continental" in a context that doesn't apply to us, I die a little inside, too.

    • @100percentSNAFU
      @100percentSNAFU 2 года назад +6

      How about the term "lower 48"? If I was Hawaiian that would drive me nuts because Hawaii is well below the latitudes of the contiguous 48.

  • @Hand-in-Shot_Productions
    @Hand-in-Shot_Productions 2 года назад +56

    I am an American who was just re-watching it, and I found this to be informative! I always found the US territories to be quite interesting. After all, they may not seem American on a map (particularly a US map, since they focus mostly on US states), but they belong to the US anyway. Thanks for the video!

  • @katharinaxyl702
    @katharinaxyl702 7 лет назад +177

    "Even for YOU, Texas!"

    • @royromano9792
      @royromano9792 6 лет назад +1

      You'd better STOP BEING BEAUTIFUL!

    • @mynameisopulence
      @mynameisopulence 6 лет назад

      roy romano Vivá La Revo- :(

    • @DBGabriele
      @DBGabriele 5 лет назад

      LooooL

    • @garrettjohnson343
      @garrettjohnson343 5 лет назад

      I mean if they did not get involved with the confederacy they would have likely retained their right to succeed from the union when they were first anexed as a preexisting condition.

    • @blackheart456
      @blackheart456 5 лет назад

      Even after the civil war Texas still existed as a separate nation state but we had to join our economy was shit.

  • @DeadpoolAndFriends
    @DeadpoolAndFriends 10 лет назад +114

    Thank you Grey. once again, i am now smarter after watching one of your videoes.

    • @lesselp
      @lesselp 10 лет назад +8

      I doubt it.

    • @lvcsslacker
      @lvcsslacker 10 лет назад +1

      bob marley but my cock can walk right though the door

    • @garrettf6851
      @garrettf6851 10 лет назад +8

      bob marley YR2050 Sounds like you two are perfectly equipped to nail each other.

    • @seansmith2214
      @seansmith2214 10 лет назад +2

      lvcsslacker +1 for the SOAD reference

    • @Canaanabolaanan
      @Canaanabolaanan 10 лет назад

      Asshat Mcgee You learned nothing? You might want to reload the page so the video plays. Information abounds.

  • @dmeads5663
    @dmeads5663 5 лет назад +46

    The USA today is a lot different then it was before the civil war. States had a lot more independent powers and were basically like the EU but with a similar ethnic population and a common language. In fact, when the US colonized Liberia, it wasn’t the US government that colonized the area, it was individual states that had their own specific areas. Of course after the civil war, the power of the federal government increased while the state governments decreased, which led to the change in the phrase “The United States are” to “The United States is.”

  • @roger3707
    @roger3707 3 года назад +12

    0:23: Thank you so much for the borg reference. Big fan of you and Star Trek.

  • @renejelsma5585
    @renejelsma5585 8 лет назад +573

    0:21 HE CAN SEE IN THE FUTURe

    • @ShidaiTaino
      @ShidaiTaino 8 лет назад +1

      Grey Raven

    • @Matt-cz6ti
      @Matt-cz6ti 8 лет назад +19

      If any country was going to leave the EU it was always going to be the UK

    • @veggiedisease123
      @veggiedisease123 8 лет назад +5

      I'm pretty sure a brexit had been discussed for quite awhile before the referendum took place.

    • @raquette1673
      @raquette1673 8 лет назад +3

      The UK tried to leave the EU before but they didn't succeed

    • @Angelblue1302
      @Angelblue1302 8 лет назад

      We should have seen THAT one coming earlier...But it was kinda Obvious...What with all the arguing they do....

  • @eostyrwinn5018
    @eostyrwinn5018 10 лет назад +60

    America defiantly took the British approach to empire which is make it as complicated as possible.

    • @drthmik
      @drthmik 10 лет назад +10

      If we had then this video would have been 20 minutes longer

    • @KurtSteiss
      @KurtSteiss 10 лет назад

      And that's not just limited to empire!

    • @GibblesPvP
      @GibblesPvP 10 лет назад

      America DEFIANTLY did.

    • @13cmwright99
      @13cmwright99 10 лет назад

      GibblesPvP They didn't want to, but they did anyway!

    • @GibblesPvP
      @GibblesPvP 10 лет назад

      ***** No shit, read the original comment.

  • @ddandj9606
    @ddandj9606 5 лет назад +237

    Everyone: YOU CANT JUST TAKE ISLANDS AND CLAIM THEM AS YOURS!
    U.S.A: **holds out a nuke** Oh but I can!

    • @knightsoliareofastora8133
      @knightsoliareofastora8133 4 года назад +29

      Multiple European countries just said they owned parts Africa so I think the u.s gets a pass

    • @clipit4503
      @clipit4503 4 года назад +9

      @@knightsoliareofastora8133 I agree as European

    • @richardarriaga6271
      @richardarriaga6271 4 года назад +3

      @@knightsoliareofastora8133 Don't forget Japan. China just makes them straight out of the sea.

    • @Dark-dc4df
      @Dark-dc4df 3 года назад +1

      And don't forget soviet since they took Balkans

    • @stvdagger8074
      @stvdagger8074 3 года назад +3

      @@Dark-dc4df What? Please explain what you mean by "soviet since they took Balkans".

  • @sovietsocialist1652
    @sovietsocialist1652 3 года назад +1295

    america 200 years ago: "i hate you imperialist british! i declare independance!"
    (200 years later)
    america: "MmmMMmmMM hummina hummina come to me islands"

    • @CharleyCheno
      @CharleyCheno 3 года назад +4

      eremerica: nooo noob

    • @jaylastname5693
      @jaylastname5693 3 года назад +84

      Empire is one hell of a drug

    • @ladyteacupii784
      @ladyteacupii784 3 года назад +39

      *H u m m i n a H u m m i n a*

    • @sexyyeyo
      @sexyyeyo 3 года назад +3

      The islands were uninhabited?

    • @sovietsocialist1652
      @sovietsocialist1652 3 года назад +31

      @@sexyyeyo hawaii, puerto rico, phillipines, american samoa etc. etc.

  • @austinmoon6974
    @austinmoon6974 7 лет назад +104

    I'm from America and didn't even know we had all these fancy islands, territories, reservations, and much more confusing stuff.

    • @Yankee9771
      @Yankee9771 6 лет назад +4

      Austin Moon Yeah, and some thought that Puerto Ricans were naked Indians. But hey, it's always good to know.

    • @hunterhotch9720
      @hunterhotch9720 6 лет назад

      Me too

    • @jerekrockw1057
      @jerekrockw1057 6 лет назад +4

      I knew most but not all.

    • @airracer28
      @airracer28 6 лет назад

      Wtf

    • @movedaccount9958
      @movedaccount9958 5 лет назад +8

      I'm not from America and I knew most of these already and I'm nearly in 6th grade

  • @rlefko
    @rlefko 5 лет назад +27

    "It's...also better as a story for another time"
    The time has finally come.

  • @bradleyheyden9938
    @bradleyheyden9938 8 лет назад +739

    America: What now, mum?
    Britain: Islands, lots of islands
    Me: XD

    • @MikhaelAhava
      @MikhaelAhava 8 лет назад +11

      America is a she or a he? It's personification is a he, yet the nation is called a she.

    • @Zachomara
      @Zachomara 7 лет назад +6

      Just wait until it's Liberia's turn.

    • @TheAmir259
      @TheAmir259 7 лет назад +1

      Max Germany's a he though, fatherland!

    • @themememaster2076
      @themememaster2076 7 лет назад

      This is cringy

    • @mecha7419
      @mecha7419 7 лет назад

      Bradley Heyden
      Mom*

  • @rafferdx
    @rafferdx Год назад +8

    Thanks to this video, I ended up going to work for a year at the High Court of American Samoa, so thanks Grey for genesis of some great knowledge and memories!

  • @dyonisisista1603
    @dyonisisista1603 9 лет назад +216

    No Taxation without Representation!
    We want a voting member in congress!
    (I live in DC)

    • @carultch
      @carultch 9 лет назад +18

      Martin Istaa Wasn't DC set up specifically to be a region that isn't a state?

    • @dyonisisista1603
      @dyonisisista1603 9 лет назад +17

      carultch it is, but having congress dictate our laws to us is terribad.

    • @carultch
      @carultch 9 лет назад

      Martin Istaa Maybe Washington DC should be a region set up with the local municipal system as the primary source of the law.

    • @dyonisisista1603
      @dyonisisista1603 9 лет назад +3

      carultch try getting that thru congress.
      We want a voting representative member

    • @I_Have_The_Most_Japanese_Music
      @I_Have_The_Most_Japanese_Music 9 лет назад

      Martin Istaa Tell me your mayors have been better.

  • @smala017
    @smala017 10 лет назад +329

    I'm American and I didn't know we ever had almost any of this stuff... :/ thx education system for teaching me all about "what freedom really Means" and none of the actual important stuff

    • @TheJPBChannel
      @TheJPBChannel 10 лет назад +68

      ***** hes talking about the 5 TERRITORIES and 3 associated NATIONS.

    • @karrialex6393
      @karrialex6393 10 лет назад +90

      ***** Yes an island with 3 million people. 3 million=0. My brain hurts.

    • @TheJPBChannel
      @TheJPBChannel 10 лет назад +7

      ***** yea im an A B student and they dont teach this man

    • @TheJPBChannel
      @TheJPBChannel 10 лет назад +1

      ***** cool story bro

    • @TheJPBChannel
      @TheJPBChannel 10 лет назад

      ***** already told you i did. get it together bro

  • @thespecialist2142
    @thespecialist2142 5 лет назад +23

    Love the breakdown of this video! Big Businesses also pushed for overseas expansion at the turn of the 20th century in order to expand markets and extract more resources. In addition, many of those "islands" played a huge role in WWII and the Pacific Theater and still play a strategic role today.

  • @davidbeauchemin1840
    @davidbeauchemin1840 4 года назад +6

    0:16 "T: add U or B"
    well played, I actually had to go back to make sure I wasn't crazy

  • @brendanmeehan5370
    @brendanmeehan5370 8 лет назад +150

    Damn I was about to point out how he predicted brexit but it looks like everyone else beat me to it.

    • @taranloses
      @taranloses 8 лет назад +39

      Yeah by like 6 weeks lol

  • @adrianvogel2255
    @adrianvogel2255 7 лет назад +159

    "Islands, lots of islands," is my favorite piece of internet.

    • @TheChaoticDerp
      @TheChaoticDerp 6 лет назад

      Adrian Vogel I like how Watery Grave is a Magic: the Gathering Reference.

  • @crusader7659
    @crusader7659 5 лет назад +55

    6:00 wouldn't it be just hilarious if CPG Grey swapped the federated states of Micronesia and the Marshall islands on his map?

    • @stvdagger8074
      @stvdagger8074 3 года назад +2

      Oh, please that is such a John Oliver move.

  • @jasondripperson3412
    @jasondripperson3412 4 года назад +6

    wow i love Cdp Grey just keeps it simple yet so intriguing and so informative

  • @kevexboy
    @kevexboy 10 лет назад +81

    I'm from Puerto Rico. Does that mean I'm Murican?

    • @th33ninja
      @th33ninja 10 лет назад +53

      yes you are MURICAN!!

    • @Plutonium2000
      @Plutonium2000 4 года назад

      Vote yes in November and hope that your voice will be heard! I'm crossing my fingers for you

    • @Hand-in-Shot_Productions
      @Hand-in-Shot_Productions 2 года назад +2

      As an American from California, yes, you are! Puerto Ricans have been US citizens since 1917! Granted, you don't elect congresspeople or electors, but other than that, you have the same legal status as I do!

  • @warrenlehmkuhleii8472
    @warrenlehmkuhleii8472 5 лет назад +73

    When we reached the Pacific.
    Error 404: Land not found.

    • @Plutonium2000
      @Plutonium2000 4 года назад +1

      Wait till they realize that you can go north and south...

    • @ashtonhoward5582
      @ashtonhoward5582 4 года назад +1

      @@Plutonium2000 I shudder to imagine what would happen if we manifested our destiny West, on top of North and South.

    • @Plutonium2000
      @Plutonium2000 4 года назад

      @@ashtonhoward5582 you would gain Mexico and Canada

  • @husainabedi
    @husainabedi 8 лет назад +2048

    He predicted Brexit...

    • @oshaugh143
      @oshaugh143 8 лет назад +8

      Just about to say something on that line

    • @adventureinc1568
      @adventureinc1568 8 лет назад +41

      Nah, it was pretty obvious they didn't want to be in it.

    • @koalabrownie
      @koalabrownie 8 лет назад +65

      Great Britain never adopted the Euro, how tied to the EU did you think they really were?

    • @seansmagee
      @seansmagee 8 лет назад +12

      yeah, he should put a link to the "Brexit, Briefly" video at 0:20

    • @alexandrawilson-newman6956
      @alexandrawilson-newman6956 8 лет назад +1

      +koalabrownie I agree to a certain extent. But there are a few other reasons too

  • @AndyZach
    @AndyZach 4 года назад +1

    Almost 10,000,000 views. Gratz. You'll soon level up. The most digestible, useful information on RUclips. Thanks.

  • @RolfDavidGaming
    @RolfDavidGaming 10 лет назад +101

    That's it I need to see if Grey has that coffee mug for sale somewhere before I can finish this video

    • @RolfDavidGaming
      @RolfDavidGaming 10 лет назад +33

      Ordered! Greatest addiction ever!

    • @josejacobuk
      @josejacobuk 10 лет назад +5

      My house mate broke mine :( He Ordered me a new one after I took him on a guilt trip :)

    • @AbendscheinLGN
      @AbendscheinLGN 10 лет назад

      sirdavva /Where/ did you find this? >_> I'm terrible at Google searches apparently.

    • @petercarroll7956
      @petercarroll7956 10 лет назад +3

      Abendschein dftba.com/artist/49/CGP-Grey

  • @richardbullick7827
    @richardbullick7827 5 лет назад +109

    0:24 “Even for you, Texas”

    • @J4red498
      @J4red498 4 года назад +2

      No kaboom?

    • @johanrunfeldt7174
      @johanrunfeldt7174 3 года назад +1

      But Texas is pre-approved to split into a maximum of five states.

    • @leocantu8929
      @leocantu8929 3 года назад

      No ima head out

    • @exoplanet4905
      @exoplanet4905 3 года назад +1

      Sadness

    • @AlaiMacErc
      @AlaiMacErc 2 года назад

      @@johanrunfeldt7174 Nope. _Was_ pre-approved to split, prior to accession. As it had to do in part, in regard to its claims north of the Mason-Dixon line, due to its determination to join as a slave state. It's pretty clear from the constitution that it can't have free do-overs _after_ accession -- that would need explicit congressional approval, case-by-case.

  • @kalebbruwer
    @kalebbruwer 8 лет назад +133

    If it was EA or Disney they'd grant another island State status every year so everyone needs to buy the new flag because of that extra star.

  • @nikolaiblm1255
    @nikolaiblm1255 4 года назад +23

    Wait, you switched the place of the Marshall Islands and The Federated States of Micronesia at 5:30

  • @ragequitify
    @ragequitify 8 лет назад +484

    did CpG Greg predict the brexit in this video????

    • @RapierNeedleCrime
      @RapierNeedleCrime 8 лет назад +10

      i hope he makes a video about brexit

    • @kzdvids
      @kzdvids 8 лет назад +16

      There has been a sizeable movement in the UK to leave the EU for quite some time... Farage has been fighting for this for YEARS

    • @doommagic
      @doommagic 8 лет назад +2

      +RapierNeedleCrime And you just got your wish.

    • @MegaBallPowerBall
      @MegaBallPowerBall 8 лет назад +6

      +RapierNeedleCrime Hello, I am from the future. He did a video only 2 weeks after you posted this.

  • @depp8444
    @depp8444 8 лет назад +171

    As a non American, might I suggest you join the two Dakotas and make Puerto Rico a state , so that you have well rounded 50 states...

    • @EdwinLuciano
      @EdwinLuciano 8 лет назад +74

      If we merged North and South Dakota, that would mean that the Dakotas would get two Senators in total (each state gets only two) instead of the four they currently have because there are two states instead of just one. And I haven't done the arithmetic, but it would probably cut down the number of Congressmen from two down to just one. And Senators and Congressmen are just the kind of people you need on your side if you want to do stuff like that in this country. Try telling them to vote for something which might mean they'll be out of a job!

    • @zombieguyproducion
      @zombieguyproducion 7 лет назад +50

      Edwin Luciano
      Worth adding is that North Dakota and South Dakota are both red states that hasn't voted blue since 1964. Puerto Rico would be a democrat stronghold if it were to become a state. The Republican party will never approve of something like that. Just like the Democrats wouldn't allow it to join if it was a very conservative territory. It's rather obvious. As far as I know the Democrats arent that hyped about giving a broke territory statehood anyways.

    • @hddiamonds
      @hddiamonds 7 лет назад +8

      depp8444 yeah but our government can't just forcefully join two states

    • @thecamelftw1381
      @thecamelftw1381 6 лет назад

      They are separate because too much paper work.

    • @themoon2232
      @themoon2232 6 лет назад

      Get this man an award

  • @eyyy2271
    @eyyy2271 7 лет назад +108

    Believe it or not, the US, even if it's not a monarchy, is and always has been an empire. Take our expansion into consideration, such as Manifest Destiny, or taking former Spanish colonies.

    • @GonnaDieNever
      @GonnaDieNever 6 лет назад +7

      that's fair though its not really an empire today in that it doesnt rule over disparate conquered peoples outside of its own home territory.

    • @tuele4302
      @tuele4302 6 лет назад +24

      The U.S. is no longer an empire. You could argue that it is a trade empire in addition to being a federal constitutional republic and representative democracy, but it is certainly not a colonial empire.

    • @nekdo_kavc
      @nekdo_kavc 6 лет назад +3

      US allies do not have enough force to invade US, but they can defend themselves from US.

    • @sadfern0
      @sadfern0 6 лет назад +8

      Empires require a form of Imperial government, the US is just a big country with overseas territories.

    • @19ars92
      @19ars92 6 лет назад +14

      Riff Raff
      actually europeans wanted the United States to be a white country for anglosaxons only
      they didn't want the native americans only their land
      they didn't want the mexicans only their land
      they didn't want the hawaiians only their island
      they didn't want the samoans only their island etc etc.
      USA has always been an empire pretending to be against imperialism, it obviously worked out, while the germans are blamed for some of the most racist things humans have done, americans claim to be the heroes of the world and leaders of the free world, but behind the scenes USA have done the most atrocious things you can think of, and they got away with it, of course the winner of the war gets to write history.

  • @felipecodes
    @felipecodes 3 года назад +1

    I'm super disappointed that no one in the comments noticed that MtG Shockland reference. Love that CGP Grey is one of us

  • @LRC92
    @LRC92 9 лет назад +127

    What about Guantánamo Bay?

    • @briansammond7801
      @briansammond7801 9 лет назад

      Luke I was wondering the same thing.

    • @Basil_leaves27
      @Basil_leaves27 9 лет назад

      Luke *

    • @datrumate7375
      @datrumate7375 9 лет назад +2

      It's still Cuban land.

    • @LRC92
      @LRC92 9 лет назад +6

      Devin Mitchell But it's controlled by the United States; even if it's illegal.

    • @datrumate7375
      @datrumate7375 9 лет назад +68

      Luke It isn't illegal, the US is just going by what the contract stated of leasing Guantanamo bay forever, as long as the US continues to pay Cuba for it. And the current government isn't accepting the $4085 a month check. And the UN agrees that what the US is doing is legal, since the US has been sending Cuba the uncashed checks. It's a legal loophole.

  • @dutchandepic1691
    @dutchandepic1691 7 лет назад +34

    2:40 no taxation without representation.... Who said that again like 250 years ago?

    • @Outwardpd
      @Outwardpd 6 лет назад +1

      Not only massive debt and issues but a large portion of the country not wanting to be considered a state.

    • @kgtc
      @kgtc 6 лет назад

      mcnet You mean 20 trillion (20,000 billion or 2*10^13)

    • @Outwardpd
      @Outwardpd 6 лет назад +1

      No he doesn't he was talking about Puerto Rico.

    • @grondhero
      @grondhero 6 лет назад

      Went to DC on our honeymoon; license plates had "Taxation without representation" on them!

  • @Koronuru
    @Koronuru 6 лет назад +48

    0:21 UK: I'm outie!
    Did you just predict Brexit?

  • @FishwicksREAL
    @FishwicksREAL 4 года назад +8

    That "form Voltron" joke still gets me.

  • @misoginainternalizadaopres7131
    @misoginainternalizadaopres7131 5 лет назад +570

    Puerto Rico: *rejects being a state 5 times*
    Everyone: oh why it isn't a state?

    • @sabin97
      @sabin97 5 лет назад +68

      we are a completely different nation. currently under the boot of usa, but hopefully some day we'll shame them enough in international forums that they'll choose to set us free.....

    • @misoginainternalizadaopres7131
      @misoginainternalizadaopres7131 5 лет назад +138

      @@sabin97 Lol sure, that's why most of you wanted to stay as today
      Even if you rejected the statehood, I heard they will give it to you around 2020-2022

    • @sabin97
      @sabin97 5 лет назад +56

      @@misoginainternalizadaopres7131 it's called over a hundred years of imperial propaganda.
      some people here actually believe that without gringos the land would stop producing crops, and there wouldnt be any rain and the air would poisonous and we would die....because for some reason our bodies would stop moving and we would be unable to do any sort of work.....

    • @tharnstonewall2005
      @tharnstonewall2005 5 лет назад +138

      @@sabin97 Without our money you guys wouldn't really be able to do anything when those hurricanes come knocking lol

    • @sabin97
      @sabin97 5 лет назад +54

      @@tharnstonewall2005
      look again. the money flowing from pr to usa is more than the money flowing from usa to pr...
      yeah...the whole point of having a colony is to exploit it.
      so yeah...if you set us free we'll finally be able to become a world-class country like singapore....

  • @WorldNews92
    @WorldNews92 10 лет назад +69

    I'm coming to the sneaky uspicion that the reason Britain lost its empire, was because nobody understood how it worked.

    • @RoCK3rAD
      @RoCK3rAD 10 лет назад +11

      Britain lost its empire since it treated the natives like shit and they rebelled

    • @SuperKing604
      @SuperKing604 10 лет назад +27

      Fuck nigga britian lost its empire more to wwii then anything, the empire won but was devastated and weary. plus opinions on empire were changing post wwii amoung the british public. places like canada had already slowly pealed away first with home rule and then with full on independence. the rebellion stuff is the more romantic image. the truth is the british left more then they were kicked out

    • @martiansoldier
      @martiansoldier 10 лет назад +1

      Fuck nigga As he points out in another video, there are many that broke away peacefully, after WW2 Britain dismantled her empire. But not everyone was happy about it.

    • @WorldNews92
      @WorldNews92 10 лет назад +16

      Fuck nigga Firstly, you are probably right about that. Secondly, that is a terrible username.
      ...
      Unless, that's your real name, in which case I apologise.

    • @RoCK3rAD
      @RoCK3rAD 10 лет назад

      SuperKing604 I didn't know that because I heard in the 50's Britain was trying to reign in the natives like in kenya and other african nations.