The European Union Explained*

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  • @floppyfish2814
    @floppyfish2814 4 года назад +12098

    For anyone wondering what he means at 5:22 by "That region in Greece where it's totally legal to ban women" He's referring to an area called "Mount Athos" it's a peninsula on the coast of Greece that is entirely enhabited by Christian Orthodox Monks who live in their monasteries. Since they are all men, they ask that women not visit the island as they say that they see it as a "distraction from their prayers." While technically part of Greece, Mount Athos maintains their autonomy by not voting in Greek elections, and not paying taxes to the Greek government. They also do not fly the flag of Greece, but instead, the flag of the Byzantine Empire, as that was the empire that they were living under when Mount Athos was formed. It's a long and complicated history spanning all the way back to when Jesus Christ was alive, but I just wanted to make it clear that it's a bit more than just "Totally legal to ban women."

    • @cvtost3322
      @cvtost3322 4 года назад +564

      Thanks for that info!

    • @floppyfish2814
      @floppyfish2814 4 года назад +184

      CVT OST glad you appreciate it!

    • @Ghostpepper326
      @Ghostpepper326 4 года назад +290

      That’s very helpful to know with more context

    • @camotley4644
      @camotley4644 4 года назад +159

      also they have huge villas, are super racist and love only their divine asses

    • @joshuaperkins9344
      @joshuaperkins9344 4 года назад +102

      You say that as if Jesus Christ was ever alive.

  • @albinjohnsson2511
    @albinjohnsson2511 4 года назад +7770

    This video is 7 years old. Here's some clarifications/changes for new viewers:
    1. The UK has officially left the EU
    2. Iceland, Bosnia & Herzegovina, and Kosovo are currently not official candidates to join the EU
    3. Turkey is a candidate country on paper, but there is no way in hell that’s happening anytime soon
    4. Latvia and Lithuania have entered the Eurozone
    5. Montenegro and Kosovo have chosen to adopt the Euro unilaterally

    • @danvier6777
      @danvier6777 2 года назад +398

      yeah and even this is changed

    • @DacLMK
      @DacLMK 2 года назад +170

      And soon Macedonia may lose its candidacy status too due to Bulgaria's ridiculous demands

    • @alfredyt
      @alfredyt 2 года назад +210

      Croatia is adopting Euro next year

    • @zlatko8051
      @zlatko8051 2 года назад +220

      6. Ukraine and Moldova has EU candidate status now

    • @postblitz
      @postblitz 2 года назад +250

      Turkey is under "eagerly awaiting Edrogan to croak" status.

  • @WoolyMelon
    @WoolyMelon 4 года назад +18612

    RUclips: let’s recommend this the day after brexit

    • @cesilius9259
      @cesilius9259 4 года назад +156

      Right?! Let them know they made the right choice.

    • @lilyydotdev
      @lilyydotdev 4 года назад +369

      @@cesilius9259 i mean they now have to get visas and go through immigration and importing & exporting is now more expensive for them

    • @blightsteel101
      @blightsteel101 4 года назад +89

      I'm guessing a lot of people have been looking for information on how the EU actually works.

    • @CCABPSacsach
      @CCABPSacsach 4 года назад +28

      Wait UK brexit already??

    • @lilyydotdev
      @lilyydotdev 4 года назад +13

      @@CCABPSacsach yes

  • @jcp3049
    @jcp3049 2 года назад +1875

    I live in Spain and it’s totally normal to go to Portugal on a Saturday afternoon and come back at night. Sometimes you don’t even notice you’re in a totally different country until you sit down at a restaurant and the waiter speaks portugués

    • @DavidWoods255
      @DavidWoods255 2 года назад +1

      Almost like borders are largely drawn by humans on maps and don't really matter for 99% of people

    • @jcp3049
      @jcp3049 2 года назад +19

      @@DavidWoods255 There are many borders that do matter.

    • @Feanor1169
      @Feanor1169 2 года назад +2

      @@jcp3049 Enjoy the erasure of both Spain and Portugal as nations and separate cultures. The goal of the EU is complete destruction of your culture and people.

    • @wylew1331
      @wylew1331 2 года назад +103

      @@Feanor1169lmao, you must be an USian

    • @bolamelancia54
      @bolamelancia54 Год назад +8

      I live in by the Atlantic Ocean so i dont do that but when I got o Algarve (south) I already did that, it's really cool but o wich i went further deep.

  • @yeezyb7367
    @yeezyb7367 8 лет назад +11060

    The EU has got some more space now... They now have 1'GB' free *sigh*

    • @monarchist1838
      @monarchist1838 8 лет назад +272

      For the best. We have paid too much money in and lost too much sovereignty.

    • @JK_2998
      @JK_2998 8 лет назад +420

      +Matt 18 Not sure about that, we essentially just gave our top job to Boris Johnson, even if we get more money from this, it wont be going to any of us.

    • @angryman3646
      @angryman3646 8 лет назад +290

      Really Dr Matt and what made you such a great judge of exactly what sovereignty is (which is an impossible thing to answer), how much we have actually lost and how much value the UK actually gets from the EU (bearing in mind £120 billion was knocked of British companies today). You'd need a PhD on each of these to answer it properly. If you based your comment on anything in the papers you should be very angry as you have been lied to.

    • @Studio2770
      @Studio2770 8 лет назад +56

      I see what you did there.

    • @violinistajay
      @violinistajay 8 лет назад +21

      Nice comment XD

  • @NFSHeld
    @NFSHeld Год назад +697

    By the way, French Guiana at the northern coast of South America being "technically France" means that a flight from France to French Guiana is also "technically a domestic flight" and therefore very cheap, which is nice if you want to spend your winter holidays in Caribbean climate.

  • @rowdywoman7746
    @rowdywoman7746 5 лет назад +11408

    “The borders of the EU will probably continue to expand”
    UK: I’m gonna pretend I didn’t see that

    • @supermankelly
      @supermankelly 5 лет назад +193

      Once the UK leaves and is doing better more countries will leave the EU.

    • @elliotbriffa4944
      @elliotbriffa4944 5 лет назад +332

      SupermanKelly™ but it won’t do better even people like ReesMogg said we’re not going to feel the benefits for atleast 50 years

    • @bca-biciclindcuaxel7527
      @bca-biciclindcuaxel7527 5 лет назад +23

      @@supermankelly English are not cretins, they will never leave United States of Europe.

    • @elliotbriffa4944
      @elliotbriffa4944 5 лет назад +147

      Apathetic Apparition what? Yeah let’s double down on something that we’re not sure is going to benefit us and will only reap the rewards half a century later? No let’s work to better the EU from the inside

    • @elliotbriffa4944
      @elliotbriffa4944 5 лет назад +57

      Apathetic Apparition absolutely. England is apart of the United Kingdom and as the UK is apart of the European Union, when we better the EU we would by extension be bettering England.

  • @ggwp638BC
    @ggwp638BC 11 месяцев назад +451

    Fun fact: thanks to French Guiana, France's largest continuous land border is actually with... Brazil.

  • @Skunkiboi
    @Skunkiboi 4 года назад +5616

    "The Europe Union is like a big Family. You talk about everything and in the end you do what mother wants".

    • @Dave_Sisson
      @Dave_Sisson 4 года назад +372

      @@samrevlej9331 Angela Merkel of course.

    • @rjfaber1991
      @rjfaber1991 3 года назад +170

      @@w花b I would question why anybody would want to leave in the first place, but it is worth noting that Britain's difficulty in leaving the EU was almost entirely self-inflicted. Yes, it takes time to replace thousands of pieces of legislation and regulation that come with EU membership, but that could all have been sorted out quite quickly. What really held back Brexit was Britain's constant "have our cake and eat it" attitude, and making demands that were physically impossible.

    • @dageogaming4478
      @dageogaming4478 3 года назад +14

      @Tee Pi europe really isnt a country

    • @averagejoe6031
      @averagejoe6031 3 года назад +5

      @@w花b yeah but I’d imagine Belgium would be smart enough to compromise on some things and not be so stubborn like the UK.

    • @ericc1336
      @ericc1336 3 года назад +2

      Mother is fanatical deluded and dangerous

  • @haraffael7821
    @haraffael7821 3 года назад +413

    The Schengen agreement is the best. A friend of mine crossed the border by accident, while on Border Duty (looking for illegal migration) with the military (fully armed) and the local police there said "Dude, wrong side of the border, you should have turned left, not right." And laughing their asses off.

  • @santosgt8938
    @santosgt8938 3 года назад +3276

    "Lying about your financial situation is something no country would EVER do..." *Heavily glances at Greece*

    • @JarmamStuff
      @JarmamStuff 3 года назад +152

      *France, Spain, Italy and pretty much most if not all eurozone countries have entered the chat*

    • @pureaidswithmemes8053
      @pureaidswithmemes8053 3 года назад +116

      Yes, I too, watched the video

    • @mariostanic7485
      @mariostanic7485 3 года назад +15

      After resistance Socialists across Europe to set up crosses on the flag, one man Paul Levi, a Jew who converted to Catholicism and became president of journalistic office in the Council of Europe (founded in 1949) visiting the old continent. He realizes that in every major city there is a statue of the Blessed Virgin Mary, over whose head is 12 stars. Among the several hundred proposals remained just this, which was adopted at the end.

    • @marcusturner27
      @marcusturner27 3 года назад +9

      @@mariostanic7485 Thanks for sharing

    • @raxi9619
      @raxi9619 3 года назад +12

      We're sorry? 😅

  • @JackRussel1997
    @JackRussel1997 3 года назад +497

    3:02 Actually, Sweden doesn't have a permanent opt-out in our contract like Denmark and the UK. We just choose to fail one of the economic requirements on purpose every year so that we aren't allowed to (read: don't have to) use the Euro

    • @janickpauwels3792
      @janickpauwels3792 3 года назад +29

      I don't see the point why you desperately want to avoid joining the Euro. As with many other memberships in the EU, you basically are following common rules anyway, without having a say. The SEK EUR exchange rate is basically static, so the only change you would see, is a different colour in bank notes and another number on it. Your companies already are doing virtually everything in EUR anyway, or at least those who trade with businesses in other countries. With the transition to electronic money going on (I very rarely use cash anymore), there's even less reason to stick to your own paper notes. I can understand when you want to keep your own money so that you can have your own monetary policy, but as Swedish and Danish money is basically linked with the EUR anyway, what's the point? It's not because we have given up on Belgian franks, that we have lost our soul/identity/whatever. We are still Belgians. We just use some other paper to pay our groceries with. It's not a big deal. It feels like people in Sweden and Denmark feel insecure about themselves. Somehow you need your "own" money, just so that you can say "hey, I'm Swedish/Danish". Weird...

    • @XXXTENTAClON227
      @XXXTENTAClON227 3 года назад +127

      @@janickpauwels3792 no, they’re simply just keeping themselves safe from the error of other countries. That’s why the UK never joined; the £ was extremely safe and most importantly was the oldest currency in the world. 2008 completely shattered Swedens confidence of changing currency, hence why it’s still so skeptical.
      Basically, Scandinavia is wealthy enough to not feel pressured into change, so unless it can guarantee stability (which it can’t) they will not switch.

    • @vulpes7079
      @vulpes7079 2 года назад +6

      Outstanding move

    • @Racing_Fox
      @Racing_Fox 2 года назад +5

      @@XXXTENTAClON227 what do you mean 'was the oldest currency'

    • @XXXTENTAClON227
      @XXXTENTAClON227 2 года назад +23

      @@Racing_Fox the £ is the oldest currency that still exists

  • @anonymoususer6237
    @anonymoususer6237 6 лет назад +4043

    Britain left the chat

    • @willokeefe1135
      @willokeefe1135 5 лет назад +77

      Genius Goblin ignorance is bliss

    • @painzkiller2452
      @painzkiller2452 5 лет назад +39

      @Genius Goblin Time will tell, and let's see who's the surprised one :D

    • @patu2175
      @patu2175 5 лет назад +1

      We'll see about that

    • @paolotangini9336
      @paolotangini9336 5 лет назад +4

      Benjamin Wickers Elena No This is a phrase that I invite you to copy and paste everywhere!
      European union (regime) is based on 3 columns:
      1) PUBLIC DEBT CREATED BY NOTHING TO TAKE UP DEMOCRACIES
      2) ARTIFICIAL IMMIGRATION TO lower workers' salaries
      3) HIGH UNEMPLOYMENT FOR THE STABILITY OF PRICES
      The ECB is PRIVATE the euro is PRIVATE
      ALL THE MONEY IN CIRCULATION = public debt
      THIS IS THE REAL REACTION OF THE MARKETS!

    • @ineedanamebutthisisntcapit4817
      @ineedanamebutthisisntcapit4817 5 лет назад +4

      Help
      It’s
      Still
      Not
      Done
      Yet

  • @ClemensKatzer
    @ClemensKatzer 5 лет назад +314

    The EU flag with asterisks instead of stars should have been the thumbnail of the video.

  • @hydro0759
    @hydro0759 4 года назад +2461

    The members of the EU are:
    Germany
    France
    United King-
    UK: *I’m gonna stop you right there*

    • @jamesfinch9987
      @jamesfinch9987 4 года назад +37

      @Soller the Vault-Tec Salesman

    • @KnightoftheSorryFace
      @KnightoftheSorryFace 4 года назад +16

      @@jamesfinch9987 ah, I see you are a man of culture

    • @tarmantgeorgio
      @tarmantgeorgio 4 года назад +3

      tpi eu.

    • @rockb.g
      @rockb.g 4 года назад +25

      Rule, Britannia! Britannia, rule the waves!
      Britons never, never, never shall be slaves.
      I'm not European I am British
      this way we voted to leave the European Union 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

    • @tarmantgeorgio
      @tarmantgeorgio 4 года назад +2

      rULE IN TOULOUSE PREFECTURE 3LORS DELIGOT23 GRAMATICALLY 3 PARA 6LEGAL 3

  • @CCABPSacsach
    @CCABPSacsach 4 года назад +802

    “France, the queen of not letting go”
    Hmmm now where have I heard the reverse of that phrase before

  • @SwissTHX11384EB
    @SwissTHX11384EB 5 лет назад +3694

    “The borders of the EU will probably continue to expand”
    Turkey lights up in green
    That didn't age well...

    • @vulpine3431
      @vulpine3431 4 года назад +363

      As long as they keep insisting that northern Cyprus is a thing Greece will keep vetoing everything with them.
      Also throwing refugees and migrants into the borders isn't nice.

    • @EndietheEnderman
      @EndietheEnderman 4 года назад +271

      @@vulpine3431 Greece doesn't even need to veto them. Cyprus can itself lol.
      I don't think Greece even cares what happens in Cyprus anymore really. They're mostly done with the island since now most of the population doesnt want to be part of Greece.
      And Greece still has lots of issues with Turkey like Imia / Kardak and their border.
      Most likely France and other countries would also veto them too, since they're not too happy on the migrants thing.

    • @maximwannabepro3021
      @maximwannabepro3021 4 года назад +120

      @@EndietheEnderman and that's a good thing, since they aren't a democracy anymore

    • @Zappuify
      @Zappuify 4 года назад +99

      VulpineKitsune Dude, Even if there was no issue called Cyprus, Turkey wouldn’t have been accepted. Because Turkey is not a European country, the population of which can change the power balance in EU. The another reason is the lack of interest by Turkish people towards EU. Turks have alienated themselves from Europe.
      Have a good day, from Turkey.

    • @edyslavico3761
      @edyslavico3761 4 года назад +34

      @@maximwannabepro3021 true.
      Even if recently Hungary has stopped being a democracy more or less if I am not mistaken.

  • @thespianed
    @thespianed 5 лет назад +2157

    Ireland isn't in the Schengen area, not because they "believe Islands are different", but because the UK does, and so to prevent a border along Northern Ireland, we stuck with the UK. In the event of a united Ireland, I can see mass support for joining the Schengen area.

    • @viktorjoelsson6972
      @viktorjoelsson6972 5 лет назад +134

      Honestly being able to just take your pastport and go anywhere with in the Schengen is awsome

    • @explorernate
      @explorernate 5 лет назад +240

      Viktor Joelsson the point of schengen is that you don’t even need a passport. You just travel document free.

    • @calvinware7957
      @calvinware7957 5 лет назад +54

      Disolve the UK

    • @swunt10
      @swunt10 5 лет назад +72

      @@explorernate I think you need a document. otherwise you couldn't prove to be a european citizen. borders still exist and you need a passport or identity card to cross them even if most of the time nobody checks if you do. I have been controlled by german police when I entered from switzerland.

    • @explorernate
      @explorernate 5 лет назад +75

      @@swunt10 Switzerland is not in the EU. That's why you were checked there. There are zero checks from Portugal to Poland, as long as you don't pass through Switzerland or the micro states between.

  • @КонстантинГеоргиев-и9ф

    Sweden doesn't actually have a permanent opt-out of the eurozone like Denmark does. Instead, it deliberately doesn't meet the criteria for joining.
    Basically, for a country to join the eurozone, its parliament should pass kind of a "Yes, we do actually want to join the eurozone" bill. The Swedish parliament just hasn't got around to doing it as of 2020, and considering the fact that most of Sweden's population are against adopting the euro, is likely not going to anytime soon.

    • @Elenrai
      @Elenrai 4 года назад +36

      Denmarks voted down the Euro several times too, not enough bridges or royalty on the currency

    • @ericc1336
      @ericc1336 3 года назад +24

      The German people would have never given up the Deutschmark had they been asked.

    • @redcoat4348
      @redcoat4348 3 года назад +14

      @@ericc1336 Hell I'm pretty sure most Europeans don't want a federation, as much as the elite try.

    • @eamonreidy9534
      @eamonreidy9534 3 года назад +78

      @@ericc1336 it was given up to reunify East and west Germany which people were actually massively in favour of. Learn history and stop talking stupidity in comments sections.

    • @ericc1336
      @ericc1336 3 года назад +10

      @@eamonreidy9534I was in Germany when the wall fell. It only fell because we had a strong nato. And the ussr was coming apart. I know my history... I was there

  • @r.k.7663
    @r.k.7663 4 года назад +258

    "Europe loves asterisks"
    Says the American*

    • @r.k.7663
      @r.k.7663 3 года назад +13

      @@WhereTheCat No, he's Irish*

    • @averagejoe6031
      @averagejoe6031 3 года назад +24

      @@r.k.7663 he’s Irish American born in America and grew up in America. He was simply had Irish citizenship via family (I think) and was able to live in London because of that. Long story short he’s and Irish American who lives in England.

    • @r.k.7663
      @r.k.7663 3 года назад +8

      @@averagejoe6031 yeah, what I'm saying, american*(《there's an asterisk right there at the end, aymbolizing he's not really american, but, since he only has irish citizenship and does not really relate to ireland except that his dad's irish, we can call him american).

    • @STB4G
      @STB4G 3 года назад +4

      Is it weird that these three symbols are in a triangle shape on the keyboard
      €£*

    • @cakeisyummy5755
      @cakeisyummy5755 3 года назад

      @@STB4G It's a Brexit joke.

  • @patrickmeny1298
    @patrickmeny1298 5 лет назад +1216

    “Check in any time they like but they can never stay”
    So reverse Hotel California.

  • @Gabowsk
    @Gabowsk 4 года назад +2380

    Anything political that's too complex to explain: **Exists**
    CGP: *_I T ' S A S T O R Y F O R A N O T H E R T I M E._*

    • @epamaarainenroina220
      @epamaarainenroina220 4 года назад +18

      Almost every popular comment already has multiple troll answers about politics. Imagine if this vid _was_ about politics! Dear lord...

    • @Gabowsk
      @Gabowsk 4 года назад +24

      @@epamaarainenroina220 You're 101% correct. Religion, politics and your local sports championship are things you can't discuss openly.

    • @trla6505
      @trla6505 3 года назад +6

      CGP to himself :dont say that!

    • @neroquin
      @neroquin 3 года назад +3

      Just like the Sprookjesboom in the Efteling.. how I miss you...

    • @anonymouscausewhynot
      @anonymouscausewhynot 2 года назад +2

      And then he (almost) never explains it like a parent when they say “I’ll tell you when you’re older.”

  • @CNYoungboy
    @CNYoungboy 9 лет назад +1805

    That closeup of Greece at 2:53 killed me pmsl

    • @chelseaonlyfansinstagram9961
      @chelseaonlyfansinstagram9961 9 лет назад +74

      Cheers mate

    • @AgentIHD
      @AgentIHD 9 лет назад +8

      +Iron Giant lol, ikr XD

    • @dikaiapanoglou1924
      @dikaiapanoglou1924 9 лет назад +56

      +bernardobiritiki In Greece the situation is complicated. I want to explain but is too complicated xD
      Yes im Greek...
      Btw there is no country in the world without a debt. The problem in Greece is that the debt is huge and it's hard to take more loans, so no loans = risk for bankruptcy = The plp who gave loans will lose their money. So why cant Greece live without loans? Because the politicians cant handle money even though they teach to famous univericities ^^

    • @bernardobiritiki
      @bernardobiritiki 9 лет назад +1

      +T Panos so is syrisa working out or no? i really really really hope it is

    • @dikaiapanoglou1924
      @dikaiapanoglou1924 9 лет назад +26

      They are in power less than a year so is too early to judge. But my personal opinion is no, simple because their rivals agree with their dicision so something is wrong here ^^ just kidding. They did too many mistakes for example the hired again 400+ cleaners for the Ministry of Finance (btw the previous goverment fired them) and the parlament is the most expencive building (i talking about the staff who is working in there) in Greece (if not in Europe) but their paychecks is steady. If you count the politician wages (3500-5000 euros) is about 1.200.000 euros per month, and the guys who filing up water on the stand earn 1500 euro (when there is families who "living" with 600 euros) but of course the politicans reject these number and claim they are hungry too... Even their lies is bad! The parlament is working like for decades so that isnt syriza's fault but they can fix that if they wanted...
      And about that Grey said "that we lied about our economy to join the euro" isnt wrong, our pressident "cooked" our numbers but he never faced any charges ^^ Cool eh?

  • @mikikaboom9084
    @mikikaboom9084 3 года назад +94

    0:26 "The edges of the EU will probably continue to expand further out"
    Britain: Uno reverse card

    • @Eliktro
      @Eliktro 3 года назад +2

      nazwa prawdziwego polaka xd

  • @Wissenswert
    @Wissenswert 5 лет назад +378

    you can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave - loved that reference.

  • @simonu1612
    @simonu1612 5 лет назад +2316

    "and lying about money is certainly not something anyone would do..." *zooms in on Greece
    Greece: "uh why is the camera pointed at me" *laughs nervously*

    • @jesusisthetruth4497
      @jesusisthetruth4497 5 лет назад +1

      S Uhl o

    • @camirivera9278
      @camirivera9278 5 лет назад +1

      that was epic

    • @IkelosEU
      @IkelosEU 5 лет назад +1

      Yes the other countires were idiots. They didnt know the reality. Wake up

    • @IkelosEU
      @IkelosEU 5 лет назад +13

      @Master Godlike did u learn English in school?

    • @vodkaboy
      @vodkaboy 5 лет назад +1

      @Rupprecht Kurt Hasselbuttelmann-Fitzmeisterjaeger Rends l'argent*

  • @deadvodka
    @deadvodka 4 года назад +156

    If anybody is wondering about the choice of music, this part of Beethovens Symphony No. 9 (Ode to joy) was proposed in 1955 as the ECouncil anthem and accepted as such in 1972 without Schiller's German text though, and finally In 1985 as the EG/EU anthem officially acclaimed. There are versions in Latin and Esperanto, but they aren't officially accepted as the anthem.

    • @KingOfParrots
      @KingOfParrots 3 года назад +3

      Thanks for googling that for me

    • @hellhound78
      @hellhound78 2 года назад +6

      Freude schöner Götterfunken♪

    • @eatyouroranges6902
      @eatyouroranges6902 2 года назад +2

      I knew I recognized it but I couldn’t figure out what it was!!!! Thank you :’)

    • @tyskerbarn5171
      @tyskerbarn5171 2 года назад

      poor Beethoven...he would cry today about it.

    • @deadvodka
      @deadvodka 2 года назад +6

      @@tyskerbarn5171 why do you think he would?

  • @sueKay
    @sueKay 2 года назад +22

    I'm here since I watched a few reaction videos to it so felt I should watch the OG. I love watching non Europeans getting so confused by this video because I studied the EU for years at uni so I had every opportunity and plenty of time to absorb all the EU's weirdness. But it's still a little mindblowing seeing it all condensed down into a video!

  • @mollydewinter984
    @mollydewinter984 6 лет назад +458

    When it zoomed in on Greece i died

  • @vhsjpdfg
    @vhsjpdfg 8 лет назад +354

    "A bottomless well of asterisks."

    • @Pieh0
      @Pieh0 8 лет назад +6

      Otherwise known as a bottomless well of shit

    • @Feuermagier1337
      @Feuermagier1337 8 лет назад +12

      Better than War.

    • @Pieh0
      @Pieh0 8 лет назад +4

      Valentin Metz Yes, and we must thank NATO for that.

    • @ltpierce1
      @ltpierce1 8 лет назад

      the eu is more of an extension of the alliance between countries really

    • @Elektrochemistry
      @Elektrochemistry 8 лет назад

      +Weegee Productions Indeed, even more restrictions (like the 'anti-terror chemicals', e.a. hydrogen peroxide is banned, nitrate fertilizers are banned,..), the retail had less income because of that and the result of those restrictions where mass bombing, like in Paris and Brussels and a huge black market. In contrast with the USD the euro have a fixed value, which is stupid and the reason why the economy in the eurozone dropped, maintaining these imperial European buildings (lobbying is impossible with the EU) is very expensive, in contrast to the US there are simply too many languages to learn to make it possible to work in say Denmark if Belgium is too small. Finally, the results of the lack of Border control are huge amounts of refugees that leave their country because Europe and the US will raid them for oil. Politicians are 'FOR' their own seat.

  • @Partyaap050
    @Partyaap050 10 лет назад +210

    Pissed my pants when you zoomed in on Greece.

    • @adrianafrompiraeus8724
      @adrianafrompiraeus8724 10 лет назад

      Unkel Dolan And i LMAO when i see your face :) ugly, uneductaed looser!

    • @VintageLJ
      @VintageLJ 10 лет назад +31

      adriana '93 So... you are Greek/Cypriot?
      He didn't lie, so there is no reason for you to be all nationalistic. Nationalism generally leads to suffering.

  • @123batina
    @123batina Год назад +25

    Update to video: Croatia joined eurozone and schengen area on 01.01.2023.

  • @morezco
    @morezco 8 лет назад +776

    It's been 4 years grey WHERE'S THE STORY FOR ANOTHER TIME?

    • @Velociter
      @Velociter 7 лет назад +52

      Guilherme Moresco he just says that. He doesn't really mean he'll make a video about it later.

    • @psltmtir
      @psltmtir 7 лет назад +3

      dude its a joke

    • @nickcameron4107
      @nickcameron4107 7 лет назад +11

      CGP Grey pretty much never uploads anything if he's not happy with it, which means his content quality is very high

    • @kevinvu5432
      @kevinvu5432 7 лет назад +6

      This isn't how I met your mother.

    • @AntiAtheismIsUnstoppable
      @AntiAtheismIsUnstoppable 7 лет назад +1

      EU, the Caliphate that ISIS dreamt of.

  • @GloriousMushroom
    @GloriousMushroom 8 лет назад +464

    The zooming in on Greece was marvelous!

    • @apophis8659
      @apophis8659 6 лет назад +19

      Farion Long I live in Greece... And I can't stop laughing and crying at the same time 😂🤣😭

    • @Archeaon
      @Archeaon 6 лет назад +9

      as an italian we kind of did a similar thing, we did not lie but cheated drugging our data to be able to take the euro, meanwhile they just falsified it. Just feeling excluded for not being mentioned :(

    • @AntiAtheismIsUnstoppable
      @AntiAtheismIsUnstoppable 6 лет назад

      *What is the EU Caliphate?*
      The EU Caliphate is a theocratic dictatorship much like ISIS, run by German dictator Ayathollah Merkel
      *_DENMARK OUT OF EU CALIPHATE_*

  • @jeroenvanvelzen4401
    @jeroenvanvelzen4401 6 лет назад +1473

    Germany
    France
    The UK
    Italy
    Spain
    Poland
    *The Kingdom of the Netherlands*
    Dang we extra af

    • @jakubcesarzdakos5442
      @jakubcesarzdakos5442 6 лет назад +19

      I think you missed something...

    • @josh-gt9fm
      @josh-gt9fm 6 лет назад +141

      there’s also the united kingdom of great britain and northern ireland. if that isn’t extra then nothing is

    • @neine999
      @neine999 6 лет назад +65

      Well it's because just saying the netherlands would only be referring to the european parts, while the kingdom of the netherlands includes certain territories overseas

    • @jeroenvanvelzen4401
      @jeroenvanvelzen4401 6 лет назад

      Napoleon Bonaparte I know that.

    • @galgonso
      @galgonso 6 лет назад +15

      Spain is actually the kingdom of Spain and he didnt say anything :(

  • @turnoffautoplay
    @turnoffautoplay 4 года назад +44

    For those of you who need it here's a list of all the countries he says: Germany, France, United Kingdom, Italy, Spain, Poland, Romania, Kingdom of Netherlands, Greece, Belgium, Portugal, Czech Republic, Hungary, Sweden, Austria, Bulgaria, Denmark, Slovakia, Finland, Ireland, Croatia, Lithuania, Latvia, Slovenia, Estonia, Cyprus, Luxembourg, Malta

  • @Thermonuclear_Waifuisation
    @Thermonuclear_Waifuisation 4 года назад +417

    Grey “The QUEEN of not letting go”
    France: bad choice of words

  • @DozyBinsh
    @DozyBinsh 4 года назад +474

    Grey: Asterix
    Me, an intellectual: Obelix

    • @jaojao1768
      @jaojao1768 4 года назад +5

      Made me chuckle

    • @appleslover
      @appleslover 4 года назад

      ?

    • @maximwannabepro3021
      @maximwannabepro3021 4 года назад +35

      @@appleslover how dark u world must be if u don't no Asterix, Obelix and Idefix

    • @appleslover
      @appleslover 4 года назад +2

      @@maximwannabepro3021 not that dark due to the fact that English isn't my first language

    • @Wawawawawa343
      @Wawawawawa343 4 года назад +23

      apple's lover lol its actually french

  • @FAYBELLEchon
    @FAYBELLEchon 5 лет назад +1194

    "these asterisks almost never end, but this video must-"

    • @Phoenix_The_HeroHater
      @Phoenix_The_HeroHater 4 года назад +27

      *Except for the UK

    • @maximwannabepro3021
      @maximwannabepro3021 4 года назад +1

      @@Phoenix_The_HeroHater meh, depends on how u wanna trade in the future :)

    • @Phoenix_The_HeroHater
      @Phoenix_The_HeroHater 4 года назад +1

      Maxim WannaBePros hopefully the UK still keeps close ties

    • @maximwannabepro3021
      @maximwannabepro3021 4 года назад +1

      @@Phoenix_The_HeroHater would be better for relations and people. But makes the braxit opsolet again. I can see why they are a year over shadual with the bill. (and weirdly enough I'd be proud if the Union Jack would sill be a star on the EU flag, even thought I'm german)

    • @Phoenix_The_HeroHater
      @Phoenix_The_HeroHater 4 года назад +1

      Maxim WannaBePros I agree mostly and due to brexit and their insistence of not continuing some ties makes me a bit sad but negotiations are still yet to be discussed with the other eu states so perhaps there may be an agreement for the UK specifically but it’s just as likely for actual total 100% brexit from the eu which sucks but let’s wait and see

  • @Scorpio-mq9dk
    @Scorpio-mq9dk 4 года назад +63

    We learn almost nothing about the EU or European history in the US, so things like this are really useful

    • @MrCamille9999
      @MrCamille9999 3 года назад +12

      What history do you learn about then ? Because no offense but your history is a bit short ^^

    • @agent_sus3273
      @agent_sus3273 3 года назад +5

      @@MrCamille9999 revolutionary war, civil war, both world wars, French Revolution, etc.

    • @MrCamille9999
      @MrCamille9999 3 года назад +22

      @@agent_sus3273 I mean in Europe we pretty much start from the beginning of mankind and progressively make our way to the 21st century: apparition of writing, ancient civilizations (mostly Greece and Rome), middle ages and renaissance (mostly in Europe) and from this point we include the rest of the world more and more. From what you're telling me you only study the last 3 centuries at most...

    • @carsonchiem145
      @carsonchiem145 3 года назад +6

      Dude we literally have a course in high school called AP European History for students to take..... I took it and idk if you'll believe me, but I learned a little about European history

    • @MrCamille9999
      @MrCamille9999 3 года назад +5

      @@carsonchiem145 So history is optional in highschool in the US?

  • @SmileyNoteblock
    @SmileyNoteblock 6 лет назад +398

    American text
    *European text*

    • @billy_boi
      @billy_boi 6 лет назад +17

      *dies of fucking cancer because this is so stupid in Croatian

    • @SmileyNoteblock
      @SmileyNoteblock 6 лет назад +17

      *Doesn't live in the EU but gets affected by the meme ban because of the EEA in Norwegian

    • @bigman489
      @bigman489 5 лет назад +4

      *Nah, Muricaa Fuck Yeaahh*

    • @shirosocool2938
      @shirosocool2938 5 лет назад +4

      *laughs in asian *

    • @bigman489
      @bigman489 5 лет назад +1

      Zorux Yes Asian is a language yes.

  • @aristerosgiatros8742
    @aristerosgiatros8742 6 лет назад +50

    Thanks for the reference
    -greek person, 2018

  • @TheCheesyNachos
    @TheCheesyNachos 8 лет назад +91

    about time this is updated

    • @wayneryanhalim7036
      @wayneryanhalim7036 8 лет назад +7

      I was looking for this comment😂

    • @Studio2770
      @Studio2770 8 лет назад

      Not so fast since other countries are thinking of doing the same thing.

    • @ahmaquindi
      @ahmaquindi 8 лет назад +6

      not really, since the whole procedure is going to take a helluva time.

    • @Haedor
      @Haedor 8 лет назад +16

      Why update when nothing has changed? GB hasnt signed Article 50 yet and will not do so as long as possible.

    • @liamolaoghaire
      @liamolaoghaire 8 лет назад +1

      The UK hasn't left yet

  • @beactivebehappy9894
    @beactivebehappy9894 4 года назад +26

    I think you could make a 24-hour clip playlist of all the stories that you have kept for another video!

  • @jubbybrab
    @jubbybrab 7 лет назад +617

    ...EU's flag should actually be asterisks instead of stars. Literally

    • @diablo.the.cheater
      @diablo.the.cheater 6 лет назад +43

      those are not stars, just fat asterisks

    •  6 лет назад +7

      Did you know that the yellow stars were inspired on the Virgin Mary's crown with the blue heavens as a background? Therefore I don't see the fckin link between Islam and the EU

    • @AntiAtheismIsUnstoppable
      @AntiAtheismIsUnstoppable 6 лет назад +14

      *FUN FACTS*
      0 out of 100 leftists have any understanding of islam in any form
      100% of leftists want islamic law to replace Democracy

    • @isaks7042
      @isaks7042 6 лет назад +20

      FUN FACT
      You are wrong

    • @Nihil0s
      @Nihil0s 6 лет назад

      LITERALLY OH YOU SO FUNNY LITERAL

  • @fhoertnagl2000
    @fhoertnagl2000 7 лет назад +217

    Holy sh*t, I just randomly clicked this video, and when the picture at 2:02 appeared, I immediately recognised it. The sign is just behind my village, and I have driven by it many times. Thanks for that, Internet

    • @grzegorzbrzeczyszykiewic3338
      @grzegorzbrzeczyszykiewic3338 6 лет назад +18

      please explain what a fucking mother heater is mr sebilo

    • @spectratio
      @spectratio 6 лет назад +4

      @@grzegorzbrzeczyszykiewic3338 i need an answer for this

    • @David_Box
      @David_Box 6 лет назад

      Where is that thing?

    • @thiccardboyle2952
      @thiccardboyle2952 6 лет назад +1

      @@Antoine-lx3pf we nee cgp grey to make a video on this heater thing

    • @fhoertnagl2000
      @fhoertnagl2000 6 лет назад +1

      @@David_Box in bavaria, obviously

  • @Mulaaks15
    @Mulaaks15 6 лет назад +60

    Minor detail: You don't lose your EU-citizenship if you live in the Faroe Islands (a tiny part of Denmark), because there is no "Faroese citizenship", only "Danish Citizenship". So while EU laws and regulations don't apply to the Faroe Islands, a Faroe Islander/Dane who lives there regains their EU citizenship when they leave the territory.

    • @SirMonday
      @SirMonday 2 года назад +13

      I assume that's why his careful word usage in that section was "upon which *while* citizens of Denmark live", the "while" implying that it persists only for the duration of residency.

  • @averagejoe6031
    @averagejoe6031 4 года назад +100

    I love how the EU’s theme is Ode To Joy.

    • @edipires15
      @edipires15 3 года назад +13

      Well it’s the official anthem of the EU

    • @averagejoe6031
      @averagejoe6031 3 года назад +9

      @@edipires15 yeah, that’s what I said. I’m saying I like that.

    • @Cybernaut551
      @Cybernaut551 3 года назад +2

      I like it as well.

  • @michaelluke2000
    @michaelluke2000 11 лет назад +22

    Please make a video on the issues in the Middle East. I understand that is extremely broad, but I think it is one of the most important topics today. Please give this suggestion a thumbs up so that CGP Grey can see it!

  • @foorack
    @foorack 7 лет назад +170

    Sweden does not have an opt-out from the euro. They are legally obliged to adopt it, but a referendum in 2003 voted 56% no so the government has intentionally avoided fulfilling the economic criterias ever since.

    • @chahinmorsli7018
      @chahinmorsli7018 6 лет назад +16

      Damn Sweden is sneaky af 😂😂

    • @celestialtree8602
      @celestialtree8602 6 лет назад +47

      "Hey Sweden, reached those economic goals yet?"
      "Nope"
      "Why not?"
      "uhh"
      "Well?"
      "uuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

    • @Anonymous-df8it
      @Anonymous-df8it 2 года назад +3

      Is that even legal?

    • @JJLiu-xc3kg
      @JJLiu-xc3kg 2 года назад +13

      @@Anonymous-df8it Montenegro just uses the euro without permission and nobody’s really done anything about it…Sweden NOT using it vs Montenegro just deciding to…

    • @karanaima
      @karanaima 2 года назад +6

      Imagine if they accidentally succeed in meeting the criteria

  • @AtemiRaven
    @AtemiRaven 10 лет назад +218

    What's interesting:
    The USA was originally meant to be something like the EU: a confederacy of what was essentially self governing countries under a relatively weak central body. It too would have been terribly complex.
    Of course we all know that didn't end up happening, and "States," actually ended up being provinces within a strong armed central government.

    • @stareyedwitch
      @stareyedwitch 10 лет назад +18

      Which side (state/provinces or the federal government) got the worse end of the deal is the question

    • @AtemiRaven
      @AtemiRaven 10 лет назад +7

      stareyedwitch
      It's all a matter of perspective.

    • @Inkyminkyzizwoz
      @Inkyminkyzizwoz 10 лет назад +1

      stareyedwitch That'd be an interesting topic for another video!

    • @itube612
      @itube612 10 лет назад +48

      the political diversity is the biggest glitch of the EU. EU is comparable with US in many ways, but we will never become a superpower of major relevance on the world map unless we get further federalized and get more centralized federal power. I am ok with our strongest armies having just a fraction of the U.S. military budget. We never set a goal of policing world, we also may not be the best guy to do it as some of our countries had colonies in the past. Our role is rather to mediate peace and diffuse conflicts by dimplomatic means. When that fails, it's good to know our stronger brother has our backs. And vice versa. We're happy to be your allies within NATO and co-operate when you guys need our help.

    • @vernement4752
      @vernement4752 10 лет назад +4

      And that's the ultimate european project, but there is a language wall and a country identity too strong.

  • @Intrinseque52
    @Intrinseque52 3 года назад +69

    3:57 those regions don't want to leave France. Ironically, you forgot the only regions where an higher degree of autonomy is debated, the French Polynesia.

  • @minefilms1122
    @minefilms1122 8 лет назад +161

    EXCEPTIONS EXCEPTIONS EXCEPTIONS
    MORE EXCEPTIONS
    I WANT THEM
    GIVE ME MORE ASTERISKS

  • @MegaFeeso
    @MegaFeeso 8 лет назад +1973

    One more asterisk to add now since the uk just left...

    • @alwinpriven2400
      @alwinpriven2400 8 лет назад +121

      or remove, because now there's no need for "UK keeps Pound forever"

    • @jonathanCRoberts
      @jonathanCRoberts 8 лет назад +12

      +Alwin Priven Switzerland has a friend now

    • @alwinpriven2400
      @alwinpriven2400 8 лет назад +4

      why?

    • @Tharkon
      @Tharkon 8 лет назад +26

      Switzerland is part of Schengen, the UK is not.

    • @alwinpriven2400
      @alwinpriven2400 8 лет назад +7

      why Sweden? they didn't leave, did they?

  • @Ling74750
    @Ling74750 9 лет назад +228

    The EU might have some economic problems today and it is far from perfect but nontheless I love the concept of the EU and I think it is a great thing. I really hope that the current anti EU movements in many countries will come to an end and the concept of a united, prosperous and open European Union remains.
    I am so proud to be German an European at the same time.

    • @PhysiOSQuantum
      @PhysiOSQuantum 9 лет назад +38

      I am pro-Euro although I believe we just miss one key thing for the union, that is fiscal union. Goodbye unbalanced spending, hello US of Europe.
      I am Portuguese and if Portugal EVER leaves the EU I will burn down the parliament with molotovs.

    • @Ling74750
      @Ling74750 9 лет назад +11

      I see your point. That might really be much better. I would even be very sad if any country at all leaves the EU

    • @PhysiOSQuantum
      @PhysiOSQuantum 9 лет назад +8

      Serbian Mino If you ever knew what the EU was you would never say that anyhow it isn't like I could change the world of the euro-skeptics, sometimes I think they live in a different world. By the way troll much?

    • @Ling74750
      @Ling74750 9 лет назад +38

      mrdean171 I think you just mistook us for the Americans.

    • @PhysiOSQuantum
      @PhysiOSQuantum 9 лет назад +8

      mrdean171 How can you speak of something you don't know. Also I wasn't speaking about culture I was speaking about the EU as in European Union. Better yet you must have mistaken us by the Americans, America =/= Europe this applies to it's politics, culture and people.

  • @grzesiekbiskowski
    @grzesiekbiskowski 3 года назад +9

    It's worth mentioning that Poland is (and was) outside of the eurozone in 3:25

  • @buhdahto
    @buhdahto 6 лет назад +177

    Switzerland is part of the European Free Trade Association, as are Iceland, Liechtenstein, and Norway. By agreement, Swiss citizens are allowed to live in EU/EEA countries. Conversely, all EU/EEA citizens are allowed to live in Switzerland.

    • @HoaNguyen-zl5hs
      @HoaNguyen-zl5hs 6 лет назад +4

      Buhdahto so they are technically in the EU, accept they dont have to go through endless regulations...

    • @meandmetoo8436
      @meandmetoo8436 5 лет назад +24

      @@HoaNguyen-zl5hs and can't vote EU laws.

    • @edipires15
      @edipires15 5 лет назад +6

      Hoa Nguyen no Switzerland isn’t in the EU period.

    • @meandmetoo8436
      @meandmetoo8436 5 лет назад +8

      @@edipires15 you swiss are in denial, same as the Norwegian.
      Your countries cannot exist without accepting EU regulations, and your politics perfectly know that.
      In fact you have nothing to lose and everything to win by entering the EU (because then you would be able to actually vote on the laws, and no, you don't have to take the €.)

    • @edipires15
      @edipires15 5 лет назад +12

      Me AndMeToo first the all, I’m not Swiss nor Norwegian, I’m an EU citizen and proud of it.
      2nd Switzerland has a way of governance which is incompatible with the EU. The cantons have a great level of autonomy that would be lost if they ever join the EU. And they have referendums for everything, so one canton can singlehandly block an entire EU initiative (like Wallonia did when CETA was negociated).
      Lastly, I think you sir are in denial: Switzerland has lived 400 years with their own regulations, if they participate in some European projects (like the Schengen area) they have done of their own free will, no one has imposed them anything.
      Oh and joining the Euro is a requirement for entering the EU (when conditions apply of course)

  • @peturkristinsson9463
    @peturkristinsson9463 8 лет назад +335

    1:26 the chick on the Icelandic money has a nice hat.

  • @jfb-
    @jfb- 8 лет назад +900

    Might need to update this video a bit...

    • @SR2XO
      @SR2XO 8 лет назад +46

      He's got two years to make a new one, thats when the U.K. leaves.

    • @eliparker7151
      @eliparker7151 8 лет назад +10

      Was Article 50 enacted?

    • @ncc1701dfreddyvulcan
      @ncc1701dfreddyvulcan 8 лет назад +11

      Why great britain?!
      #WhatHaveWeDone

    • @dippy2k839
      @dippy2k839 8 лет назад

      Wasn't we will when Thatcher mk2 is sitting at the front bench shouting at Corbyn

    • @jadenw8755
      @jadenw8755 8 лет назад

      Na it's fine I don't see a problem

  • @rapterranger771
    @rapterranger771 3 года назад +4

    Dude, I watch this channel on my own volition and my AP Gov teacher played this video during class. I was pleasantly surprised. Usually it’s something boring and unengaging.

  • @wetasspaddington
    @wetasspaddington 5 лет назад +286

    I get that very subtle reference in the music. It's Ode to Joy, the Official Anthem of the EU.

    • @anselmschueler
      @anselmschueler 5 лет назад +68

      wow very subtle

    • @ENGLISHMURPHY
      @ENGLISHMURPHY 5 лет назад +2

      I thought only countries have official anthems.....

    • @tevildo7718
      @tevildo7718 5 лет назад +15

      ​@@ENGLISHMURPHY The EU is complicated due to its nature as a political-economic union that has no real precedent in history or any real firm term for what they are. (IE they are not just a multinational organization), they are not a confederation because confederations are generally much looser and less centralized than the EU is (which is more a statement of how little control there is in a confederation than anything) and its certainly not a nation-state but at the same time the EU is often treated as a nation-state due to its influence for example up till relatively recently EU ambassadors to the US were in the same category as ambassadors from nation-states rather than international organizations.

    • @Zen-rw2fz
      @Zen-rw2fz 5 лет назад +2

      @@tevildo7718 It started as union and only recently gained the political power it has now and yet they managed to keep itself as democratic as possible.

    • @kokki1452
      @kokki1452 5 лет назад +1

      @@Zen-rw2fz * democratic enough that nothing went up in flames. **EU sure likes their asterisks

  • @thatonewriter8043
    @thatonewriter8043 8 лет назад +218

    "Though lying about those goals is certainly not something anyone would do." *slow zoom to Greece*
    Before macroeconomics, I wouldn't have gotten that joke, but after writing a paper on the Greek financial crisis, I know significantly more about that. It's one of those jokes that you laugh at, then get sadder about the longer you think about it.

    • @irthamepali
      @irthamepali 7 лет назад

      ThatOneWriter fml

    • @mustafa-cx2fg
      @mustafa-cx2fg 7 лет назад +2

      please i have zero prior knowledge about economics , but I want to start learning about it. Could you refer me to some beginner resources ?

    • @luftwaffle3566
      @luftwaffle3566 6 лет назад

      The internet is the solution. Just search randomly, you're bound to find something!

  • @Fatihturk0071
    @Fatihturk0071 4 года назад +347

    *UK has left the server*

    • @monolithgeometry3221
      @monolithgeometry3221 4 года назад +6

      the EU sounds like progressive garbage...

    • @darthsawlex8257
      @darthsawlex8257 4 года назад +7

      @@monolithgeometry3221 That's because it is.

    • @Sheridan2LT
      @Sheridan2LT 4 года назад

      Fuck yo all tbh

    • @scrwd4568
      @scrwd4568 4 года назад +3

      @Polish Hero Witold Pilecki The sheer confidence of your claim astounds me. Why do you think a powerhouse as big as the EU, who is in the world's top three economies, would suddenly tear itself apart because one member left? And what's this about free trade agreement and one single market? Wasnt that exactly what the EU was about, before and after you guys left?

    • @scrwd4568
      @scrwd4568 4 года назад +2

      @Polish Hero Witold Pilecki Can you give better concrete reasons? And what do you mean by "United states of Europe" ?

  • @mendesjosr4438
    @mendesjosr4438 2 года назад +54

    Azores and Madeira haven't been considered colonies since the XVI century. They were populated by continental portuguese (and some flemish in the azores) with the full rights of any portuguese subject, they were organised into Municipios, with the rights and freedoms these traditionally had, same laws, same everything as the mainland. Before they were autonomous regions they were generally called "the adjacent islands" and seen as part of metropolitan Portugal as opposed to ultramarine Portugal

  • @benjaminxie2037
    @benjaminxie2037 4 года назад +69

    7 years and I'm still waiting for a CGP Grey video on how the EU works as promised 🤣

  • @zoecastillo632
    @zoecastillo632 8 лет назад +37

    As a European I have to admit, I do love a good asterisk.

  • @tresteinjordklatt8133
    @tresteinjordklatt8133 6 лет назад +1508

    _This comment has been removed for violating the EU Internet Licence Protocol._

    • @notyourbusiness8475
      @notyourbusiness8475 6 лет назад +33

      Trestein Jordklatt very funny now go on and acctually read paragraph 2.

    • @rahyutkill8442
      @rahyutkill8442 6 лет назад +6

      @@notyourbusiness8475 aged like fine wine

    • @Blaze6108
      @Blaze6108 6 лет назад +2

      It's actually not THAT draconic. Although it's still stupid since it lacks a "safe harbor" type of provision... which doesn't change that the activism I saw was the most idiotic ever. It did anything but help our cause.

    • @gabor6259
      @gabor6259 6 лет назад

      Trestein Jordklatt, you mean the GDPR.

    • @Chronically_ChiII
      @Chronically_ChiII 6 лет назад

      What do you mean Blazer?
      Do you think that draconian laws don't make it easier through if they take 10 years to settle, making no one give a shit.

  • @matthiaswelzel8447
    @matthiaswelzel8447 Год назад +5

    2:22 reference to Hotel California from the Eagles:
    "You can check out any time you like
    but you can never leave."
    Nice.😀

  • @PrincessLockette
    @PrincessLockette 9 лет назад +91

    3:33 uh, actually Lithuania and Latvia ARE in the Eurozone and Poland ISN'T in the Eurozone.

    • @Daleks172
      @Daleks172 9 лет назад +14

      +PrincessLockette old video

    • @libanabdi2253
      @libanabdi2253 9 лет назад +37

      +PrincessLockette It's not on there because they joined after this video was made, however you're right about Poland because they have never been a part of the Eurozone.

    • @GlowingHorror
      @GlowingHorror 8 лет назад +4

      Actually this video was made in 2013 and Latvia and Lithuania didn't have the Euro at the time. But You're completely right about Poland.

    • @kacperszyniec8622
      @kacperszyniec8622 8 лет назад

      +PrincessLockette thank you

    • @kacperszyniec8622
      @kacperszyniec8622 8 лет назад

      +Liban Ibrahim Abdi And never will :p

  • @kingbibihabibi
    @kingbibihabibi 4 года назад +52

    0:13 Well, time for an update!

  • @DeadlyHandle
    @DeadlyHandle 10 лет назад +60

    What a great video*

    • @TheAmericanPrometheus
      @TheAmericanPrometheus 10 лет назад +21

      (except if you live in the following places China, Pakistan, Bangladesh, Saudi Arabia, Afghanistan, Iran, Qatar, etc.) **

    • @lincolnreid1649
      @lincolnreid1649 7 лет назад

      ((unless you have special permission from the government.))***

  • @ballinbalgruuf8198
    @ballinbalgruuf8198 3 года назад +13

    2:23 You can check in anytime you like but you can never stay
    *Awesome guitar solo starts*

    • @ryker9522
      @ryker9522 3 года назад +4

      Welcome to the hotel California!

  • @EirikXL
    @EirikXL 8 лет назад +78

    1:26 Lichtenstein money looks like an action film

  • @DeusExMachinae01
    @DeusExMachinae01 10 лет назад +516

    I like being in EU. It has made traveling a lot easier inside of EU. Also a strong currency has made it cheaper to travel outside of EU.
    Sure, it's not perfect, but generally it has helped the countries in it (the recession we have now traces back to the US and the global economic system and is being unjustly blamed to something EU has done).
    Then again, I'm not a nationalist, which I think is the real reason people oppose the EU.

    • @guikt100
      @guikt100 10 лет назад +172

      Must of the people are like you. In my life i seem to be less Portuguese and more European, and i like it. It's like, my nationality is European but my culture is Portuguese. This is the future of Europe, a more tigh federal union where we are all one.

    • @DeusExMachinae01
      @DeusExMachinae01 10 лет назад +75

      Yeah too bad that us moderates don't usually speak out. Glad that we did :)

    • @DontFearTheWolf666
      @DontFearTheWolf666 10 лет назад +27

      Sorry to break on your parade but once UK leaves EU will start falling apart.

    • @ohauss
      @ohauss 10 лет назад +111

      NJ K Sorry to break on your parade, but that's some hilarious delusions of grandeur you have.

    • @DontFearTheWolf666
      @DontFearTheWolf666 10 лет назад +18

      It's not a hilarious delusion but a likely outcome considering UK is the 4th contributor to the EU and when UK leaves EU will likely fall.

  • @penguincamp
    @penguincamp 8 лет назад +384

    While some borders are clean, and some are well-patrolled, mine is considering building a giant wall and making others pay for it.

    • @firasalboni3787
      @firasalboni3787 8 лет назад +67

      Is your country Hungary or USA?

    • @edi0157
      @edi0157 8 лет назад +4

      +firas alboni lol

    • @juttuikaverit
      @juttuikaverit 8 лет назад +52

      EU borders are far from clean, they were great before the refugee crisis, but at the moment it's ridicilous that people outside of EU can move around without a problem, I think a lot of americans really dont know what's really going on.

    • @josephfox9221
      @josephfox9221 8 лет назад +26

      +Twat Pitt as an American I have no idea what y'all are doing. as far as I can tell Germany want the refugees but doesnt really want them in Germany. the French are complaining. no one is sure why they are complaining, the Italians are pissed off but no one cares. and the British Government says it wants them then at the last moment changes its mind

    • @moonknightish
      @moonknightish 8 лет назад +2

      I guess he is Austrian.

  • @Anakeish
    @Anakeish 2 года назад +12

    I know its 8 years old but, Swiss has another * to EEA.
    The EEA includes EU countries and also Iceland, Liechtenstein and Norway. It allows them to be part of the EU’s single market.
    Switzerland is not an EU or EEA member but is part of the single market. This means Swiss nationals have the same rights to live and work in the UK as other EEA nationals.

    • @AlaiMacErc
      @AlaiMacErc 2 года назад

      Switzerland has a _ton_ of *'s... but that must be about the biggest (other) one, yup.

  • @kalimbatuna6462
    @kalimbatuna6462 10 лет назад +112

    I love how he zooms in on Greece.

  • @steficristian6003
    @steficristian6003 7 лет назад +179

    "Unclear boundary" Weren't the Ural Mountains the ones that separated Europe from Asia?

    • @finnishfinn904
      @finnishfinn904 7 лет назад +23

      Stefi Cristian Ural Mountains, Ural River, Caspian Sea, Caucasus, Black Sea, Istanbul, Meditterenian, Gibraltar, Atlantic and Arctic Ocean

    • @AntiAtheismIsUnstoppable
      @AntiAtheismIsUnstoppable 6 лет назад +5

      *Ayathollah Merkel: **_"MAKE EUROPE ISLAMIC AGAIN"_*

    • @lindaa7373
      @lindaa7373 6 лет назад +3

      Europe isn't a continent lol do you see water between it in Asia?

    • @MarkusAldawn
      @MarkusAldawn 6 лет назад +15

      Technically it's a peninsula.
      But in that case, seeing as the Suez and Panama canals are both man-made, technically there is only one America, and an Afro-Eurasian supercontinent.

    • @lindaa7373
      @lindaa7373 6 лет назад

      Markus Aldawn i mean yea but at least it’s water no matter who made it happen. there is no water barrier between europe and asia

  • @DrewPicklesTheDark
    @DrewPicklesTheDark 4 года назад +401

    Germany: Should we guard our borders?
    France: Meh, I'm le tired.
    Germany >:)

    • @maximwannabepro3021
      @maximwannabepro3021 4 года назад +25

      Germany: see, wasn't that hard this time
      Schlieffen: so u didn't go through Belgium?!

    • @epamaarainenroina220
      @epamaarainenroina220 4 года назад +35

      Make -love- money, not war €€€

    • @maximwannabepro3021
      @maximwannabepro3021 4 года назад +31

      @@epamaarainenroina220 core reason why the EU exists :D

    • @painterQjensen
      @painterQjensen 3 года назад +1

      @@epamaarainenroina220 wrong, th EU, is a tool played like a fiddle by the warpofeteers, the neverending wars, will grown, expand. Earth, is dead, welcome to Venus2

    • @lesscringeymapperdude
      @lesscringeymapperdude 3 года назад +21

      @@painterQjensen are you stoned

  • @NorroTaku
    @NorroTaku 3 года назад +60

    teacher: where is the European union?
    student: *points at heart*

  • @chris_cloud
    @chris_cloud 4 года назад +37

    3:32
    * for Poland as well - Poland is kind of in Eurozone, but not really. Poland does still use Polish Zloty [PLN] as currency since polish people voted couple years ago about NOT switching to euro (as it could very much impact internal economy as it happened in Germany).

    • @cana0
      @cana0 3 года назад

      Italian economy has been badly damaged by euro

    • @byzantineJesusLov3R
      @byzantineJesusLov3R 2 года назад +5

      What do you mean by "Kind of" in the Eurozone?? Poland isn't part of the Eurozone. They use the Złoty and don't have any ambitions of switching any time soon...

  • @Twiggy163
    @Twiggy163 10 лет назад +28

    I started laughing when he started talking about financial goals while zooming in on Greece.

  • @CoolieCoolster
    @CoolieCoolster 8 лет назад +77

    Didn't see anyone mention it but Creeper at 0:42

    • @phantompizza
      @phantompizza 8 лет назад +19

      +Marc Cosgaya Capel And of course the people with mine craft icons as there profile pictures noticed it.

    • @Ajek-ui4yw
      @Ajek-ui4yw 8 лет назад

      +CoolieCoolster yep

    • @adambennett805
      @adambennett805 8 лет назад +2

      Because no one cares

    • @Talleyhoooo
      @Talleyhoooo 8 лет назад

      +CoolieCoolster naw, too pixelated.

    • @ThornMu
      @ThornMu 8 лет назад

      +CoolieCoolster Took a while to find it. At first I thought you were just referring to one of two women's green suit coats.

  • @AvroBellow
    @AvroBellow 2 года назад +25

    Here's an interesting way to be an EU citizen despite NEVER having lived in ANY of the EU countries or overseas territories:
    1) I'm Canadian, born and raised.
    2) My mother is from Northern Ireland so I am automatically a UK citizen.
    3) My maternal grandparents were also born in Northern Ireland (yeah, so?)
    4) When my grandparents were born, Ulster was part of the Irish Free State.
    5) Thus, I am also automatically a citizen of Eire (Ireland)
    6) Thus, I am also automatically a citizen of the EU
    Having that many passports gets VERY expensive VERY quickly, but I'm thankful for them!

    • @jmurray1110
      @jmurray1110 2 года назад +7

      All northern Irish citizens may opt in for Irish passports regardless due to historical circumstances so you could regardless
      Actually with brexit a lot of us were considering applying for Irish pass well as british as an escape option

  • @irishdc9523
    @irishdc9523 5 лет назад +185

    It's unlikely Turkey will become a member anytime soon. The main reason why is members require a dedication to human rights

    • @LovePrayGame
      @LovePrayGame 5 лет назад +20

      D Dog 2015 they would never be allowed since they border countries like iraq , syria and iran which the eu obviously dosent want to border them.

    • @yeti6347
      @yeti6347 5 лет назад +13

      @@LovePrayGame It's obviously due to Cyprus

    • @kaznjenik111
      @kaznjenik111 5 лет назад +10

      Fuck EU!!
      🇹🇷 🇹🇷

    • @cenkdal4637
      @cenkdal4637 5 лет назад +12

      @@yeti6347 In 1974 they killed thousands of turks. Turkey intervened. Europe says occupation.

    • @yeti6347
      @yeti6347 5 лет назад +3

      @@cenkdal4637 I didn't mention how I think of the situation and I'm still not doing it

  • @mesosleepy5152
    @mesosleepy5152 6 лет назад +466

    You erroneously put Poland into Eurozone. They use Zloty.

    • @foorack
      @foorack 6 лет назад +66

      He also said Sweden has a permanent opt-out, which it does not. Although overall this video is still helpful. 👍

    • @seljukturk8627
      @seljukturk8627 6 лет назад +66

      they use the pierogi

    • @KarolisBoguska
      @KarolisBoguska 6 лет назад +18

      Poland is cheap af me and my family are going shopping there. Greetings from Lithuania

    • @KarolisBoguska
      @KarolisBoguska 6 лет назад +9

      @Real indonesia poland is closer and you dont need to go through border patrol and theres no war to worry about

    • @LlamaKing9000
      @LlamaKing9000 6 лет назад +27

      @Men aren't women, though But the war he was talking about was between Ukraine and Russia, 2 Christan majority, right-leaning nations. What does Islam and the West have to do with them?

  • @KishoreShenoy1994
    @KishoreShenoy1994 8 лет назад +239

    As a British citizen, I like Europe.
    The majority of the songs are very good, including:
    "It's the FINAL COUNTDOWN"

    • @squizza28
      @squizza28 8 лет назад +13

      The British people are sick and tired
      of being the cash cow for this corrupt organisation that has not had its
      accounts audited for 20 years. Of course, being the dictatorship it is, it
      is above the law. We don't need the contribution of £20 bn a year, the stupid
      regulations, the mass uncontrolled immigration from poor east European
      countries, and our Government not being supreme over the EU, and the ban on
      doing our own trade deals with the rest of the world. . It's not in our
      interests to be in the EU and we're getting out.

    • @Robbedem
      @Robbedem 8 лет назад +34

      +squizza28 I hope you realise that The British pay less in comparison to other wealthy EU nations already? As a non-Brit EU citizen, I hope the unjust benefits for the Brits will be removed.

    • @sednaontheedge9478
      @sednaontheedge9478 8 лет назад +13

      +Robbedem WRONG with a bell chime. Britain is the 2nd biggest donor after Germany and we get less out than we put in unlike the French. Also we practically militarily defend the EU for free since we're NATOs 2nd largest military contributor. We could build a hospital every week for the money we put in and all we get back is benefit cheats from the east. I want my nation back because it was fraudulently stolen by stealth.

    • @Kai-tn4yx
      @Kai-tn4yx 8 лет назад +12

      +squizza28
      Cash cow? You already have the UK rebates (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UK_rebate), which all other members don't have. However, you are right: Most of us other Europeans see the UK mainly as the Trojan Horse of the USA (like Charles de Gaulle already warned in the 1960s), spying on your friends ("Fife Eyes" etc.) and always complaining while contributing nothing. You can try to live as an isolated island, out of the common market, with the EU taxing all your goods. :) We won't miss those of you who are anti-European.

    • @Kai-tn4yx
      @Kai-tn4yx 8 лет назад +8

      +Sedna On the Edge
      When did Britain ever "defend" an EU country? Never.

  • @furkangoth
    @furkangoth 3 года назад +4

    1:23 I wasn’t expecting Yohanna as the Icelander so thanks for making my day.

    • @cana0
      @cana0 3 года назад +1

      Is she famous?

    • @furkangoth
      @furkangoth 3 года назад +1

      @@cana0 She was runner up in eurovision 2009.

  • @ChristmasTrax
    @ChristmasTrax 9 лет назад +272

    I didn't realise I was able to move to Norway. I'm off to pack my bags. Good bye Britain!

    • @nikg8052
      @nikg8052 9 лет назад +51

      ChristmasTrax Well if some Brits get their way, you will have to move back soon.

    • @ethanquirk28
      @ethanquirk28 9 лет назад +7

      By now its a bit more than some.

    • @Keloot
      @Keloot 9 лет назад

      ChristmasTrax there are a lot of brist in norway lol

    • @ChristmasTrax
      @ChristmasTrax 9 лет назад +3

      Ethan Quirk I don't think there is to be honest. When you look at say a 1,000 idiots on there own it looks like a lot until you realise everyone else isn't so utterly brainless to feel the need to blame everything on immigrants

    • @ethanquirk28
      @ethanquirk28 9 лет назад

      ChristmasTrax What you just said has no merit in argument to what I have said, as there are a lot more than just 1000 idiots in Britain. They are also not the only ones with the opinion

  • @lifemythanimations6606
    @lifemythanimations6606 7 лет назад +90

    And of course. Switzerland is doing its thing.

    • @chrisdelzell8467
      @chrisdelzell8467 6 лет назад +2

      Life Myth Animations God bless the Swiss! From America with love.

    • @snetmotnosrorb3946
      @snetmotnosrorb3946 6 лет назад +1

      Unelected? Heard of the Council of the European Union or the European Parliament?

    • @TarebossT
      @TarebossT 6 лет назад

      Switzerland is a fake country

    • @seandubord6654
      @seandubord6654 6 лет назад +3

      Nazi gold anyone?

    • @reptile_loki
      @reptile_loki 6 лет назад

      Tareboss T.
      Why?

  • @comeh98
    @comeh98 11 лет назад +20

    "decreasing" as Croatia joined literally a day before this video was uploaded

  • @The-ZebraFinch-Channel
    @The-ZebraFinch-Channel 3 года назад +5

    Turkey and other countries: pls let me in
    European Union:*no*
    Eu Union: : hey wanna join switz?
    Switzerland: N O

  • @sanuku535
    @sanuku535 4 года назад +38

    3:31
    You made a blunder.
    Poland doesnt have euro.

  • @maxstirnersego
    @maxstirnersego 8 лет назад +507

    Oh Greece.
    Why must you lie

    • @irthamepali
      @irthamepali 7 лет назад +32

      Ask greece of the 90s

    • @fl00fydragon
      @fl00fydragon 7 лет назад +4

      shit politicians who are proxies of capital holders

    • @LE-kf4ql
      @LE-kf4ql 7 лет назад +5

      I agree, but............. Greece is nothing compared to Malta.

    • @papasmurfsmurfy6360
      @papasmurfsmurfy6360 7 лет назад +1

      Nestor Makhno's Papakha In Order to trigger germany

    • @tacosmexicanstyle7846
      @tacosmexicanstyle7846 7 лет назад

      Nestor Makhno's Papakha
      All is fair in love and war... Or just desperate people lol

  • @erzan
    @erzan 10 лет назад +56

    I'm British and love the EU. Please ignore the paranoid insane comments down below. They do not represent us Europeans.

    • @ByzantineBob96
      @ByzantineBob96 10 лет назад +23

      Good for you, but most Brits disagree with you

    • @erzan
      @erzan 10 лет назад +11

      Robert Hughes Excuse me while I use evidence. Only 28% of Brits are predicted to vote UKIP in EU 2014 May elections (YouGovpollings). So a 2/3 majority seemed are at least in support of the EU. Maybe not love, but still support.

    • @ByzantineBob96
      @ByzantineBob96 10 лет назад

      erzan excuse me while i use evidence, in the vast majority of in out polls Most Brits opt to leave with over 40% out to around 30% in.

    • @erzan
      @erzan 10 лет назад +8

      Robert Hughes What polls? I'm using YouGov which is widely cited and respected. Just did a search and the last poll record that had a 50%+ was August 2013. The recent polls I see have less than 50%+ wanting to leave.

    • @joemagill4990
      @joemagill4990 10 лет назад +5

      Robert Hughes With erzan on this, every poll I have seen from this year (2014) puts those wanting to stay in the EU as marginally ahead. When you ask people if they would stay in if Cameron renegotiated and recommended it, over half say the UK should stay in.

  • @santiagopf8008
    @santiagopf8008 3 года назад +4

    2:17
    Anyone else got the reference to the music Hotel California from Eagles?
    "You can check-out any time you like,
    But you can never leave!"

  • @J0VyanBH
    @J0VyanBH 5 лет назад +521

    their national language should be asterisks in morse code

    • @ouralisacs3989
      @ouralisacs3989 5 лет назад +5

      I second this.

    • @deflatedair6642
      @deflatedair6642 5 лет назад +5

      @jaca van heesch uh bud I think you missed the joke

    • @MizantropMan
      @MizantropMan 5 лет назад +2

      Currently it's arabic or some other third world language that sounds like choking.
      Would be racist otherwise, remember?

    • @jesusisthetruth4497
      @jesusisthetruth4497 5 лет назад

      vyan_mmxvii ooo

    • @Zen-rw2fz
      @Zen-rw2fz 5 лет назад +6

      @@MizantropMan I hate to breake jokes but you've gone off limit here, their is no national language and if there was it would most likely be english. You're joke inherently racist, so fuck off

  • @carel_dfx
    @carel_dfx 4 года назад +81

    3:42 Correction: while the Reconquista, Castille and Portugal had conquered Açores, Maderia and Canary Islands before the discover of America, making it technically not part from the colonial empire. In this case you must talk about the french oversea departments and Holland's american islands, which are really taking during the colonial times and currently are colonies from France/Holland

  • @three-bark1928
    @three-bark1928 5 лет назад +42

    2:09
    "Hey can you get me some Netherland ketchup, they have the best."
    Sure

  • @Dusterisp
    @Dusterisp 4 года назад +35

    In the modern day, I cannot thank you enough for being able to discuss things in a manner sufficiently civilised to
    pronounce the second 's' in "asterisk".