Grindr Profile Picture Day
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CAST
Grant O'Brien
Shane Jabari
Mitchell Fiebernitz
Kyle Steeno
John Charles Nagy
Paul Robalino
Glenn Bruno
Luke Field
Frankie McLafferty
Johno Faherty
Raphael Chestang
Ryan Barton
Yaniv Elani
CREW
Director - Sam Geer
Writer - Grant O'Brien
Producer - Jessie Hixenbaugh
Production Coordinator - Annie Humphreville
Director of Photography - Justin Hamilton
HMU - Denise R. Valentine
Sound Mixer - Chris Bennett of BoTown Sound
Editor - Nick Rood
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@Wilson Sc.Jordan damn it
The "International" in the app name is definitely a lie if it's not even available in Australia
Now do one for Bumble
But are you 8.5 inches?
I didn't know Grant was 8'5. He's way taller than I thought he was!
lol
sure babes... sure
Wait, how tall is Grant?
@@dragonflame8157 a little shorter than katie, a little taller than zac
@@acookie7548 and zac is a little taller than katie if I remember correctly?
“Oh... I can get you both in. 😏”
Oh, my. This was about to turn into a very different kind of video, wasn’t it?
Grant is s man after my own heart
G. S. Haha
Chaotic Bi intensifies
I'd watch it! :D
The rest is on dropout.
my heart just melted for the "dates only"- guy
same,,,,, he's so sweet. honestly, I'd date him he's precious
"8.5in, uncut*
You should freeze it then.
I'd date him
The "straight guy here" after finished me
Imagine a real dude taping this on his account, I would instantaniously accept this genius
Grant just wants everyone to know he's 8.5 inches, cut.
I miss the videos they made about pitch meetings.
I don't understand why! He's so freaking tall. I would think that a guy damn near a foot taller than me would be (at the very least) a whole inch longer. I don't understand gay stuff and it's probably why my brother gets uncomfortable when I'm drinking and trying to converse with his "friends".
Although I've only once looked at one of his friends and said "damn, yall been together for awhile now... I bet you have a hard time holding shit in!"
Hey. I'm still learning how to joke around with them!
What's with that cut or uncut?
@@sayakdas4159 it's whether their parents decided to mutilate their genitals as babies or not
@@catlover301 I see, circumcision! I thought it is general rule in America to go for 'Cut'?
The dates only guy is soooo precious!!
Omg I knoooooow he was so adorable!
Idk I met my fiance on grindr. To think everyone just wants as much random sex as possible is just idk like saying blacks are all lazy. Everyone likes sex it's not the defining feature for gays, and everyone is kinda lazy it's not the defining feature of African Americans.
Recently I used grindr to find marijuana.
@@shutupimstilltalking It's not about gays, it's about the app. Nobody really associates Tindr with dates only either.
@@shutupimstilltalking its a hook up app literally made so you can get laid with as little effort as possible.
This was amusing, but the part about the old guy who never got a chance to go on dates when he was a kid showing a younger picture of himself was just heartbreaking.
I would have too, but the picture is of him in his 40s/50s. Twenties, I’d probably agree....
It isn't that he never got a chance to go on dates, he's just lying about himself to try to appear much, much younger than he actually is.
@Liss2271 Maybe it was just a poor choice of words on your part, but how exactly is dating people younger than you "creepy"?
@@SatyreIkon 30 year age gaps are creepy bud.
@@jerichohartweich8191 And why is that, you would say? I'm sure you have reasons?
"Oh, I can get you both in." I love you Grant
This has 69 likes don't you dare change it
@@Idontwantmynametobepublic same
scout mesich
It changed
@@anthonykerr3509 696 now, so it turned into a threesome.
nice
Normal
So it did
“8.5 inches cut, no humans just a preference.”
*dogs only*
@@justnana133 get back to work or I will destroy you and use your parts to decorate the Malevolence
@@CygnusTheSilly roger roger, yes sir
45.5 inches. no men no transgenders no asians so African Americans!!! Just a preference.
Shane Dawson...?
Thing is, I would totally date the dates only guy
Me too.
but like,,, it's grindr,, so he's gay,,,
Mood
@@kenjiespino7737they have SIR in their name-so....umm...buddy...ye
I mean...8.5 inches uncut...
Missed the cis woman looking for a straight guy. “I don’t think you know what grindr is”
Those aren't cis women...
@@jamesrockybullin5250no there actually are cis women on the app looking for either straight men or a “gay best friend”
@@jamesrockybullin5250 Which is why it was missing
@@jamesrockybullin5250 Yup. I've seen plenty of women on grindr, I think maybe 5 of them were cis across about 10 years of use
"Oh... I can get you both in." Almost choked on the sausage...
And so did Grant.
8,5 inches sausage.......?
"The old racist shop owners with NO IRISH signs in their window 'just had a preference' too."
That's actually a great way of explaining it.
not really.
One thing is a constitutional right, the other a seuxal preference that is no one's business.
No because you don't have sex with the people that come into your store
@@markusk9080 Except neither are constitutional rights
@@markusk9080 but both are built on racist ideologies and mindsets
@@jake6681 i don't care. I don't want to date black women because I don't really find them attractive.
That's my personal choice. Others can do whatever they feel is right for them.
Sad there was no mention of finding old classmates on there lol.
geekymelanin Lol happend to me
*the homophobic class bully
@@oblati Holy shit, I found like two of them
Oh I recognized my neighbor's too, like the shear number of ppl within 300 feet (100m) of me is insane
*blocks instantly unless he’s cute*
Grant coming out was the best thing that happened to CollegeHumor's comedy, CANNOT lie
Grant needs to make that his actual Grindr profile pic, and anyone else want a Scuff version of this...
What's the difference, actually??? Was considering poking around it
Bears
Before I deleted my Grindr account, my screen name was "BiAndLarge".....
Grant should do a video about Grindr interactions in general. I once had a guy that didn't know it, but sent me my own pictures as if they were his own..... Yeah, that was interesting
Craig Call this is freaking creepy!!!!!!!
Hello
I do catfishing i do the same i disturb boys is funny 😂
Jacob Hoggan same - I just went cold turkey one day. I miss the hot hook ups but it was 90% a waste of time.
kir yeah it’s bad
Grant’s height may be a very confusing matter, but his length has been settled.
“Dates Only” he’s precious I hope he finds someone wonderful 🥺
I literally just clocked off of Grindr to watch this lmao
lol
On a scale of 1 to 10 how gay are you
Please dont get offended I value my life
@@kimmyseon46 I'd say 8.5 and uncut XD
@@SirPhysics Imma leave your comment at 69 likes
@@obseo9087 nice
I love how true the dates only guy joke is because of how often on every Hook up app you sign up for there is those profiles that say: Not looking for a hookup! looking for a relationship!
Well ppl have found their SO on hookup apps so why not clearly there's other profiles looking for the same thing so they'll match with them
@@kidsofyesterday17 I mean yes but actually no but that's probably because of the shitty match making AI.
Grant started from the pun 'I can get you both in' and then worked back from that.
So Grant's cut
ya learn something new everyday
Arceus Lord of Creation like this will help me in my US history test lmao
Really sad news
Honestly, (if it was a dating app) I'd pick the guy who just smiled. He's just being himself rather than trying to look hot. Plus he looks super friendly.
Now i want a picture day for some lesbian app, featuring Ally!
There...are lesbian dating apps...right? RIGHT?
HER
But grinder isnt a dating app.
There's HER, but it doesn't work. Wish there was like a lesbian Grindr.
@@TheEmmaSinging If there ever is one they should call it....
... *Scissr*
I heard it was a myth
That final "I can get you both in" line....🤣
I love and hate how accurate this is.
Once again, shockingly accurate
I totally believe grant is 8.5"
nothing human no one is that big unless they’re a porn star.
@@TaylorKnightCosplay Oh, you poor, sweet, innocent child.
@@TaylorKnightCosplay youve gotta get out more lol
The old school butcher shop down the street that thought he'd reinvent himself with the millennials by renaming his business Grindr is in for a big surprise.
Paul Smith pics or it doesn't exist.
The last joke is just golden. Funny sketch
This was my favorite. The ending was the best, and the way Grant slid in? *priceless*
Those desks with buttons that lift up? They're just from IKEA. They are pretty great, I have them at my work too
"Are we all just going with 8.5 inches?"
That "Oh, I can get you both in" joke at the end killed me XD. Seriously Grant is my favourite cast member.
Lesbian picture day:
There really isn't a lesbian dating app but I ALREADY KNOW what picture day would look like.
Of course, first, there's just a string of Ally being uncomfortable, awkwardly taking pictures of people they've dated like "oh heyyy jessica...." "Lindsey hiii... you look great. Just super...great" "Oh Alex...you're dating
..again. That's awesome...just awesome." "Laurel...wow. I haven't seen you since we broke off our engagement *mumbles* I hope you die" *snaps photo*
Then the one where Ally sees someone they went to high school with and goes "I KNEW IT"
Then there's a person where ally goes "um. I'm sorry. I don't want to assume anything or cross any boundaries here. What are your gender pronouns?" And she just starts yelling at Ally for being ignorant.
Then there's brennan and Ally goes "Oh did I mess up the sign? This is for lesbians. I mean I don't know how you-" and brennan goes "Well thank you..........Ally, for that wonderful observation. You really are smart and beautiful. You see the thing is, ALLY, I saw the sign, and made a women's profile gets me the bi girls and that's just.....really hot. You see ALLY, I'm just a simple man who is looking for'-" *lesbian security takes him away*
*angry girl still yelling and ally apologizing*
Girl who takes all 6 pictures in the same sitting with only slight changes in her facial expressions.
*angry girl still yelling, including bleeped out swearing*
Girl who using only snapchat filters so you have no idea who it is.
*angry girl still yelling and says something about ally being a woman* ally interrupts to say 'actually I'm non-binary' the girl stops and says 'then how can you be so disrespecting to those people?! As a woman, I stand up for-' And then ally goes 'wait a minute! You just yelled at me for 3 days and you don't even identify that way??" And the girl goes "I'M A GOOD PERSON"
There's a one girl that's perfection and Ally goes "why are YOU single 😉" the girl giggles and goes "actuallyyyyy I'm not. My boyfriend and I-" *sends her away*.
Then there's another perfect girl who is single and Ally goes "Finally! A single queer woman" and the girl giggles and goes "well actuallyyyyy I'm just kinda done with men being jerks. I've never even thought of women that way. I mean they're pretty and stuff but I'd never actually date a-" *gay security takes her away*
There's the last girl where every picture gets better and better. And then she goes "can I get one more?" Ally's all excited like "Absolutely!" And she motions for a man in a suit to join her, she's suddenly wearing a wedding dress and kissing him. Ally goes "OH COME ON!!"
Then the photoshoot is empty and Ally goes "Next!....Next!.....oh god... that's it. Those are my options... what is my life?"
Maria Lucia Saddly accurate. U forgot the “Just experimenting.” Girl and the
“Looking for lesbian friends (IS STRAIGHT)” girl
They need to make this
@Tash W And Wapa.
But, honestly, there 85% are couples looking for threesomes.
Do you work at CH?
*CH would like to know your location*
Okay, the conclusion to this one was just epic. Great video.
Eventually: Bumble - it's just like Tinder, but less honest and more self-congratulatory. And more blank women's profiles.
FANTASTIC. And why do I get the feeling that Grant is writing from experience...
“AT ONE POINT, YES!” was probably my favorite.
"I can get you both in"
My first thought was oh Okay! He can be with both of them then I realized OH! he can get them both in! Lol😂
sex with someone your dating is way better than with some sad stranger with no life or hobbies other than hooking up on apps. I like to think most people are like the “dates only” guy.
I will fell in love with the “dates only “ guy............
2:46 literally every single person in my city, and they don't even have a picture on.
This was kinda unexpected, but I’m glad you’re continuing this sketch, its awesome!
This grindr series alongside honest hiking are my favourites!
"I don't think you get what Grindr is" Lmaooooo
“oh i can get you both in” fucking priceless
Thank a lot.
I've been dying for a sequel!
😘❤️
That was awesome Grant! Thank you for that video!!!
I was expecting more from the "put your best foot forward" bit...... I was thinking it would be more visual... lol
2:25 I love how offended that guy sounded about seeing an asshole picture.
glad we’re getting gay visibility for sketches making fun of dating apps
Now we just need a HER one where everyone swipes right but no one wants to message first.
Too accurate.
Ow the truth hurts
People are really that shy and scared? What have you got to lose people. We are already nothing!!
I really thought Bill's profile at 1:25 was going to say "9 inches, uncut"
I’d swipe right for this channel XD
we'd swipe right for you!
You don't swipe on Grindr though lol
But you don't swipe on Grindr.....
Jeff Conser R/woosh
Will's Adventures WOOOOOSHHH
hat guys is a valid preference tbh
I just got the final joke and now I'm crying 😂😂😂
Yay! I'm so glad CH is starting to tackle for gay-male comedy. Love to see more :)
"Oh... I can get you both in" 😏
The part about no room mates is so accurate. "Hey I'm OMW. ETA 10 min." "Cool." "You got roommates?" "Yeah why?" 15 minutes later still no response, no show "Hey you still coming?"
Rikki Velez
Well unless the roommates want to join in it would be weird for him to come over.
The last joke got me wheezing to death.
Everybody loves the "date only" guy.
“Let’s just go with equinox that’s the hot one” that did not age well
2:51
Every "im not racist, but.." guy ever.
"oh.. I can get you both in"
grant vibes?
This is scarily and hilariously accurate
The accuracy 😂🤣🤣🤣I'm dying yo
I don’t think you get Grindr got me dying 😂😂😂
They forgot about finding classmates on Grindr and genuinely wanting to say hi but they think you're hitting on them. I mean, no Danny I just wanna know the answer to #16 on the study guide
Just gonna say it, I don't think having a racial dating preference is weird. I don't have one, and it probably speaks to you being close-minded or unwilling to learn about different kinds of people. But if you feel that way, you don't deserve to be pressured into dating someone you don't want.
I somewhat agree with you. It is not weird or wrong. Though where I disagree is that having a preference does not make you less open-minded (nice humble brag though) or unwilling to learn. It has nothing to do with learning it is just a aesthetic preference.
only appreciated sequel ever
the last one killed me lmao
Love you Grant!
"Oh, I can fit you in" Just assassinated me 😂
Please never stop being awesome Grant
"What goes ON here?"
A question Frankie asks herself every day on set.
The last joke made me cackle I cannot lmao
This is...surprisingly accurate.
Well there is such a thing as preference. You can't just choose who you are attracted to, it's the same with gender
Your attraction is highly influenced by your upbringing and the culture around you.
@@kuryamtl that might be, but you still can't force a preference upon someone
Exactly, you can’t force people to be attracted to things they just aren’t attracted to.
@@sverrioross9327 But you can force Eurocentric culture down the world's throat to make money and then get mad when they come knocking at your door?
@@Not-Ap what?
Glad to see Grant didn't quit after Allys prank
I was waiting for: and most of all NO JEGGINS”
3:13
This
"okay"
is always making my day
“Oooh I can take you both in “ choked
Grant wouldnt
1:56: straight guy here
James Charles: HI SISTER
God I miss classic CH
I’d date the “dates only” guy, so adorable 😭😭
Confirmation that grant is circumsised
Mutilated*
The first time the just a preference guy showed up I legit thought he was Brendon Urie!
F**kin’ funny asf cause it’s so damn true ☠️
When he said best foot forward, I don't think he meant your third leg...
3:05
GET IN THERE GRANT! XD
god forbid someone have a preference
I love grant so much he is so funny and is very talented
just a preference on sexuality is different to just a preference on who you serve and who can sit on the bus
you can give people who you don't find attractive basic respect I don't understand why everyone has to find everyone attractive these days why can't people just accept that everyone to someone is ugly and everyone to someone is beautiful so just be what you wanna be and like what you like
"White guys only"
"No Irish"
Gave me a chuckle
I mean dating is the only place where you get to be as picky as you want your sharing your most personal parts theres nothing wrong with having a type
Oh man, this is so accurate it's scary
nailed it at the end there.
I always thought college humor made grindr as a parody to tinder little did I know it was real the whole time. The more you know
Okay but the desk thing is actually pretty cool