New Year OLD DSP / DSP talks About His Lost Playthroughs
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"Legacy channels and lost media."
Only a narcissist would label their junk as a gift to the world.
And this is content 95% of his viewers do not care about.
there's three defining factors of DSP's personality: ego, greed, and nostalgia. He never stops reliving the glory days.
Nostalgia, no. More like obstinately living in denial.
@@jdgustofwinddance.7748 both
He had no glory days.
And he needs ego coddling over money. He will refuse money to preserve his ego (I.e. lolcow podcast). Yet he will gladly beg so it’s weird.
A couple of years and we will start seeing Reacts to Reacts
I like how DSP acts like his viewers just showed up for the first time today and simultaneously expects everyone to know everything he’s ever explained.
"I dont like to over promise and under deliver"
Literally one sentence later
"2024 might be the most exciting year on the internet with my content for me, and possibly you"
Hes really not setting the bar high there
DSP is the only khantent creator who can promise nothing and still somehow under-deliver. Only the guy could tease new updates for 2024, then spend the next hour pigsplaining why he can't give the dents any details, doesn't even know how to achieve what he's planning, or complaining about everything that might go wrong, in which case he'll just give up and abandon his plans altogether. Wow, Phil. How exciting!
And than says a few minutes later "Big things coming this year"
To his dents, turning on the computer is a major life event. So, anything this clown does is considered god-like.
I cannot believe he’s referring to it as legacy media. A fat drunk 20 year old screaming at his tv is not Citizen Kane. I cannot fathom this amount of narcissism
Someone please remake Citizen Kane but make it about Phil
We really went from Boomer Segments and now we're getting entire boomer streams about how "much better things were back in my day!"
1:21 "Look at how Transparent He's being with us"
-Almighty Tevin pointing out Phil's hypocrisy whenever he invokes 'Transparency' and then deliberately hides things from his audience
Praise be 🙏
Dsp could never disappoint me cuz I wasn't expecting anything of value out of him in the first place.....he's the only guy who'd take a week old hamburger out of the trash dust it off and put fresh ketchup on it and call it edible
Also, he wouldn't eat it himself.
He would force them onto his "clients".
That RDR footage might hurt DSP a lot. That depends on if John Rambo wants to touch poop and demand that he get compensation for the work he did on that playthrough!
Imagine how much DSP would cry for having to pay John for the use of that footage...
Remember when DSP said that he's never gonna monitize anything that includes he's old friends which is so ironic because the same live stream that he said that about them was monitized. But what was I expecting from the same guy that monitized a video talking about a dead friend(also I forgot to mention when he responded to his old friends about the things they said about him. DSP was rubbing a cold water bottle to his forehead to make himself look like he's crying to make his audience feel bad for him what a clown
@@aantonis613
DSP is pretty much a walking hypocrite (along with other things). So it isn't at all surprising that he would walk back on such things.
Phil needs to do an iceberg video on his lost media, layer 7: the T muder cctv footage, blip tv uncensored videos, panda lee chat logs and hotel adult video reviews lmao
He should have done the work and put it up on new years and announce it. Dents would have been amazed at receiving effort.
that woulda been way to nice for dsp
Give us this day our daily Bookkeeper.
Happy New Year Bookkeeper
Egg on your face Sandwichkeeper? 🤔 So you can make me an egg style sandwich? 🤣
If any of what he plans fails, of course it won't be his fault It'll be everyone else's or some sort of device that broke down. "I need that money I really do" ... Good luck Dave.
7:47 Oh boy over a hundred hours of Phil no doubt slogging through the most hated Final Fantasy game what a treat
Phil has no idea what lost media actually is. 😂
The DSP library of lost media should have stay lost 😂😂😂
The Film Library of Congress is soliciting donations to have Phil's backup hard drives transferred to a landfill on the bottom of the ocean.
DSP digs up junk from somewhere besides his ear challenge 2024
And of course when this all crash and burn he will take 0 responsability and blame it on "I was doing what you guys told me you wanted to see". Always throwing his dents under the bus while polishing that piece of toilet paper that he calls business degree.
1:29 this is just same ole’ Phil he’s going to take a dead channel, put a coat of paint on it rename it as his archive channel and upload all his old lets plays. I mean it’s not as if he hasn’t talked shit about people who do this exact same thing!
And he expects OIC to support THAT one too!
He'll definitely expect to sell memberships as soon as he conjures up something to make his viewers believe they're getting something extra. I don't see how they still have money to keep throwing at his lavish lifestyle and addictions.
DSP's closet has the missing reel of The Magnificent Ambersons, a complete original 35mm print of Metropolis, and the 4chan ending of Indiana Jones 5.
You could take any dsp video ever and caption it "DarkSydePig being delusional for X minutes" 😂
I liked this video yet RUclips won't count my thumbs up. No idea why. That's a first.
Maybe due to early access to the vid?
@@skachor could be 🤔
DSP: "I do this for fun and passion. Every one else does RUclips just for the money and they can pay people to edit their videos and make their thumbnails for them."
Also DSP: "I need a third Monetized channel and I got people who will edit and make thumbnails for free."
Oh yes the lost SPAM THROUGHS. The many many super short videos. YES those. GREAT content, just GREAT content.
He is bad if you have to deal with him in one video but him in multiple smaller ones... oh god.
"I don't want to overpromise and underdeliver. So let me talk vaguely about what will happen this year, but mention several times that it is something YOU definitely want and it's gonna be BIG."
- Phil Burnell, "businessman"
Like seriously, if you want to look into the dictionary for example of overpromising, THIS is definitely one part. Yes, he never promises anything objectively you could later hold him accountable but didn't he trash talk CDPR for example for promising such a big and lively city. Something really subjective? I see we are starting the year with a good one.
He’s going to be too lazy to review these and we’re going to get so many official reuploads of DSP saying gamer words.
The fact that he speaks and explains things like a small child is what sticks with me the most.
8:00
Someone asked him this and it was something like "those hard drives don't work". Aka he was too lazy to do anything extra. Coincidentally, they work when he wants to do minimum effort.
his brainstorming is just a light fog at best. that poor emaciated hamster died on that wheel a long time ago
The only people interested in this 'lost kahntent' are detractors excited to mine it for new memes. Even yesterday, ALT was overjoyed to discover some new horse quotes and sound-clips from a Red Dead Redemption TIHYDP. Imagine what could be in the full playthrough.
If he was smart, he’d actually be better off embracing the “detractorsphere” and laughing at himself and his extreme character traits. If he was capable of making fun of himself and being less serious he’d never be in this position but also he wouldn’t need to come up with the least effort method to make extra money, he’d already have it.
6:30 just goes to show how little actually happens in his life
I just realized Dave has been quiet quitting this whole time, before that was even a thing
@CazMavender-ds9bx
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Remember whether you sleep in an old twin bed, or a California king that’s one day old…we all go to bed happier than this miserable man. And that’s his just desserts. DSP will never get to be happy. Lives in the most beautiful city in the world, has a wife and a pet. Gets to play video games for a living. Dude has it made. And he will never feel happiness.
the fact he is actually showing signs of some intelligent thought and consideration for another human or his viewers at all and says he at fault for not uploading stuff (which is a cope out he doesn’t actually care its bait for his dents to think he is being genuine) is a sign 2024 is gunna be different
its going to be the world ending
the snortling is heralding the apocalypse rn
I Love the fact that you and ALT talked about this on monkey spank monologues. His original LA Noire footage is gone as well. Hopefully if he re-releases this original stuff we can get some juicy tihydps
Also, whatever got proven wrong, it is what it is. Dave still has a formula he sticks to and he's pretty predictable for 90% of his life.
3:01 One of the few times he wants this and I doubt he will even have them properly in place.
i kinda get the ack ack ack thing, but he reminds me more of a clapping circus seal, -clapclapclap- ARFARFARFARFARF
DSP in a Indiana jones jumangi mashup of Phil looking for the lost archives
Nobody wants to watch old DSP videos. Hes not Game Grumps, Zero Punctuation, old Rooster Teeth, Yo Video Gamez, Lyle Wrath, The Goons, etc. He’s not built like that.
3:29 even though the year hasn't even started yet at the time of Phil recording it
Its completion of the echo chamber... dsp watches dsp while narrating old dsp as he talks with his stream about his thoughts on dsp.. full cult channel.. Stockholm syndrome and hero worship to regards
I think every creator deserves to think highly of their work or take it seriously, but something just feels so off about him using phrases like "Lost Media" "Legacy" etcetc because he's just such a joke, and always really has been. I just find it so hard to believe that there's that many people at all that wanna see that dusty ass content for any reason other than to mine for potential golddust and it's so weird to watch him prop himself up like that.
We all love our children, no matter how deformed they are and how much their very existence is a blasphemous affront to God Himself.
There are many things to take Phil to task over. IMHO, liking his own videos or calling his girlfriend a "swimsuit model" is not one of them. I unironically find it kind of endearing.
He’s talking about this like he’s Snort Lucas and he’s remastering and updating Star Wars
Yeah its in DSP's best interest to not post those Final Fantasy 13 videos. There is still a this is how you don't play of it uploaded. And besides the fact the series starts with him thanking Square for ruining Final Fantasy. The main character is a woman, and i think we are all well aware of the commentary that brought back then.
He says he's putting in TIME AND EFFORT to make the videos... but then contradicts himself because it's not actually HIM putting in the effort, it's his dents.
old efforts wanting new profits
The barrel has scrape so badly you can hear it
Members will get to decide which "lost media" is uploaded next then?
There's probably hundreds of views from detractors looking for things to clip.
Question friend.I know nothing about having a youtube site and uploading videos and such.I ask this because when dsp talks about such things he makes it sound like he has to put on uniform load up a truck with tools, crawl through the mud to a worksite and swing a twenty pound hammer while building a house.so my question is it that hard because he makes it sound harder than working in a coal mine.love ya man.❤
Real talk the actual uploading is easy he always makes it sounds like some hoops you gotta jump through. really its just a bunch of multiple choice questions where there is no wrong answer. The most difficult part is making the content itself but he doesnt actually put any effort into that either
This idea could be gold. It could be like his own TIHYDP. Of he had embraced his shitty gameplaying Years ago he'd be rich today
A narcissist like Dave will never admit he’s wrong or bad at something, and your idea is good which is antithetical to dave’s mindset
He doesn't want to share the plans bc he's not like other content creators he just knows business
Who on Gawds green earth want to watch 10 year old khantent that is a cheap camera recording a TV screen? Even his most hardcore dents can’t sit through that in 2024. Seems like a colossal waste of time unless he’s hoping his detractors will watch looking for things to make fun of.
The views are 100% gonna be terrible. There's probably like 4 die hard dents that are wanting to watch these old plauthroughs. And putting them on another channel are just gonna divide the views even more. He should just fucken make em patreon exclusive playthroughs so the people dumb enough to really want ro watch them will have to pay for them
yes the content i look forward to!
good job atlas!
It’s a archive channel
I wander if he really cares about his wife or his cat
3:03 This has nothing to do with what Phil's talking about but I hate that little title graphic in the corner of the video the award with Phil's head on it I don't know if Phil made that or if Doody Stream's made that but I hate that smug shit-eating grin that award has
He's holding those lost media videos has hostages for actual monetary value in other words money in some form. I enjoying small content people making videos for the fun and they get the views and the support, for example ReapeeRon ( someone who enjoys making video content games mostly about bethesda games and making it joyful show em some love ) DSP will never show these lost videos unless he gets some actual money and the lies that it'll take sometime. What's worst is he will hassle for more.. not just money.. but views since he expects views aside from money, his demands are absolutely impossible to work with since he is that type of person that will unreasonably raise the bar of needs.
This entire thing sounds like one of those Indiegogo campaigns. Only concepts are presented via word of mouth and nothing of value being shown.
I may not be most famous or huge content creator but I find it laughable that DSP won’t do titles for his video or add chapters to his video or even something like editing his video.
New drama documentary and remastered garbage content that should be TOS if it's the exact same videos on his main channel. The whole HD rehashing to "bypass RUclips's algorithm and legacy copyright vids" has to be the upmost laziest mud he's ever tried to produce
Ahh the bacon bit archives
New year new REE!
I'm legitimately curious to see if this is gonna come back and bite him in the ass: his more racist/sexist banter from 'back in da day', combined with his extreme laziness and unwillingness to do even the most basic of edits could have some 'unintended consequences' for DSPig.
His desperation just keeps screwing him over harder and harder...
17:37 Listen to this guy. He sits at home all day and he can't do his job, RUclips, properly cause he doesn't have a team of editors. He should be an old styled RUclipsr so I don't know why he uses that excuse, he's been doing this for over a decade now so he should be used to doing things like editing his videos but he doesn't want to?
You forgot to mispronounce Ardoois
Phil found another way to squeeze even more money from the dents. I hate the pig as much as anyone, but I have to appreciate the hussle.
What hustle? He is basically an adult toddler crawling his way toward a pile of free dent money. The only thing I can imagine him hustling for is going to get his door dash order before his giant horse wife gobbles it all up.
Sorry, not trying to be rude to you there, just wanted to try to make a joke. Happy New Year!
He will need to edit them I hope RUclips will say no
It is awsome for him to make an announcement to say i wont make an announcement.i aint the brightest guy uptown but something dont seem right.😅. But i guess its right with mentioning I wont ask for tips but brings it up every 15 minutes that he wont be asking for support..wow is all i can say.If not for you thoughibg in humor about this internet creep I would only watch kitty vids.Hang tough and keep up the good and tasteful work you do.❤
Well im good cause I'm bad at editing and doing my best to be better over 10 years at least I can look back and say yea I need to, but DPS seems to not want to better his channel. Even small little things make a big different to people who watch people online. DSP doesn't need to go full on editing but like Atlus said make a 1hr video is a start to editing.
Big ups Atlus
Oh and by the way… Kat agrees
What does this joke mean? I think I missed the source of it
@@fossfox it's just a non sequitur, I think. But Kat is dsps wife, if you didn't know. The implication being even dsps wife, who knows him "intimately " would agree.
Dsp will never put in an effort
Mike Clum documentary
He has such delusions of grand door that he believes people like him enough to be nostalgic for his "legacy kahntent"
Hes sure he's got the citizen Kane of RUclips content back there.
Last comment today sorry for being a comment glutten.But i just want to say i have known alot of people in my life like everybody else but within all those people there are only 2 reasons why people have a nasel drip and/ or itch all the time and trust me i personal know unfortunately but that was many ago thankfully.But cant help but notice.❤
If Phil put any amount of effort into anything all he would have to is upload the videos and organize them into playlist labeled as "recovered playthrough" or some shit like that. But of course he won't do that cause that takes like a few hours at most and he needs that time to pull Hogan's
Wow more dsp on the internet yay makes it better old dsp see them getting strikes coming on that channel 😂
That being said let me explain….I going to post all of this new stuff and monetize the shit out of it and if I am lucky guilt you dents out of a new PC.
Whats great is he expects to make money off this channel. He wants to triple dip with this channel by having members, ad rev, ect. but this is "old content" which means its his old videos. So once he uploads all these old playthroughs which he said he has about 3. what then? Does he plan on just reuploading old videos to it? or is he just going to end it there. Because if he does, what is the point of membership? What is the point of making a whole new channel just to upload 3 playthroughs and thats it?
Combing 200 videos and Uploading 50 videos takes like 5 hours
Dsp could have all these done in a weekend
On his “day off” even
Rant comes off as its legacy so doesnt care. But he wants the channel to be successful so he does care. He wants to just load dozen episodes at a time like he doesnt care. But wants to edit videos and make it last like he does care. Lol what lol
Former ko-fi? In the words of DSP, wha happen??
No longer using kofi. memberships on youtube allow me to provide some more benefits easier. Sorry. I just seen your membership went through yesterday so i issued a refund.
@@AtlustheBookkeeper don't worry about a refund big homie, I gotta bag me a membership now. Good looks on the new years, sylvano style content
Big ups atlas thanks for the content to keep myself awake at work
boss makes a dollar i make a dime thats why i watch detractor content on company time
Who was the person that made his shorts for him that he blocked when the guy asked for money? Anyone know who it was or how to to contact them?
Arkham Edits. Hes on twitter if you need him
I don't know why he can't just open up a video edior and paste together these parts to create a cohesive video. People like long form content, he doesn't have to replicate the assinine uploading strategy from back then.
lost media should stay lost withand there still this how you don't play still try get paid with john rambo still
Wow, so Phil who bitches about other content creators having "teams of people" to do things for him is just casually saying he has people who make thumbnails for him. Hypocrite. Also making a thumbnail isn't hard.
This is still the dumbest idea, prior playthroughs are finite so that energy should be spent moving forward (positively) and even then he clearly has no clue how he's even going to present it to people. He clearly hasn't thought it through and is basically faking a sales pitch when it's just the words "Old skool gamepl4y" written on a napkin.
Also Phil needs to realize people who look at his old playthroughs are also going to compare them to now and realize this guy has been doing the same thing for 15 years and hasn't changed.
Also he really needs to sit still. He has been going all over the place.
Big ups atlus
7:57 Why did you say football all snooty like that Phil I'm not made I'm confused
Because he meant European football so he had to say it stupid for some reason
Maybe Phil hates Europeans given his racism I honestly wouldn’t be surprised
ah, another atlus upload!!! praise be!!! if i were to try and draw ur raven pet, where could i send that to you? i need avian practice
Twitter or discord names the same on both
Bro talks like hundred hours will save the year from 10 year old games with a camera aimed at the tv . Dude I got thousands of hours backed up all over the place and I'm actually good in games 😅 worked really hard , that is a weird way to say you act like you play games to just use it to beg for support for your wife to pretend your not the loser he really is
He’s already pre- wage quit this new channel
13:14 Then just explain the situation it's not that hard
13:52 Of course you do when don't you need people's buy-in because god fucking forbid that Phi ever do something for his content that doesn't require a buy-in also I know I'm making this comparison a lot but Phil really is like a televangelist or one of those scam artist ministers donate to me and I'll use the power of Jesus to heal you of you're cancer and prevent you from being sent to hell except here it's donate to me and I'll upload my lost content
Are you actually a book keeper?
No sorry to disappoint
@@AtlustheBookkeeper haha I don't think anything less of you just found it interesting because my wife is a book keeper/pay roll