Table News: Strikes, Prizes, Boosters, and Lava
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- Опубликовано: 22 окт 2021
- Nurses are on strike, Ivermectin won a nobel prize, booster shots are here, Southwest airlines is in trouble, and Hawaii has an active volcano... again.
Ft: Karalynn Dunton, @TheDrewLynch, Ahmed Al-Kadri, @LonnieIIV, and @pashyn
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Infinity war was the most ambitious crossover in history.
Ben: Hold my White Claw.
@@Ben_Brainard Florida will certainly give Anna V. Eskamani many chances to make that happen
@@Ben_Brainard asdfghjkl return of IDC??? Is she gonna have a girls night with Hawaii, Canada, and Mother Nature?
EDIT: and Mrjorie Taylor Greene is NOT INVITED!
@@Ben_Brainard Allen Ellison and Anna can hold the table conference with Canada, Puerto Rico and the TikToker who filmed a skit based on the script you made (when you couldn't do it that week), while there's a Government shutdown and we all wonder where Florida Man has gone to.
@@Ben_Brainard Well idk about all the guests in the past, but you seriously should try to make a round JUST with the women of the States... like Florida Woman, but with a bit more substance... or a bit less substance abuse, whatever works.
I'm so happy that Hawaii mentioned the native indigenous people!
@@Ben_Brainard I love these skits! You are hilariously talented.
More indigenous people, please!
Don't "native" and "indigenous" mean the same thing? Is there a slight difference?
@@oniemployee3437 They do, as do aboriginal and autochthonous. But some people find native offensive. And a aboriginal became linked to those autochtonous to Australia.
@@noctusowl I think that Australia's natives have always been referred to as "aboriginal", so that doesn't surprise me even if there are multiple "clans" with their own names and customs.
This has to be the most cameos in a Table skit. If we can just throw in Puerto Rico and the Supreme Court for good measure....
And Wisconsin, can't forget Wisconsin
I love that there's a gesture for stupid influencer.
I am also a firm believer in running outside during an earthquake and enjoying the ground dancing :)
As a former Californian.... don't do that. >.>
I was in Los Angeles in 2019 when the earth quake hit it was a 7.1 and we were inside the Convention Center for the first hit and the next day another hit when we were outside and it was pretty fun tbh I would rather earth quakes then Tornados and Huricanes lol
@@LucanVaris idk what you’re talking ab
@@salty7035 Always better to play it safe during an earthquake. Moving to a location where stuff won't fall on you is fine, if you're already outdoors. However, if you're indoors, it's better to try to quickly find a decent structure to hide under, to protect against falling debris. Something like a sturdy table or a strong bed. That way, it's less likely that debris will fall on you and injure you mid-exit.
Don't get me wrong. You can enjoy the ground dancing all you want, so long as you're not trying to "dance" your way outdoors during it. Plenty of people have cracked their skulls trying to rush outside, whether due to falling debris, or simply because the ground lurched in the wrong way at the wrong time, and the person's fancy footwork went skyward.
Oh, and before I forget, beware the aftershocks. Not all earthquakes end their little dance after the first few shakes.
Why are all my favorite RUclipsrs people who talk themselves for skits
Right? If Ben had a collab skit with Long Beach Griffy i'd lose my mind.
Ben Brainard, Daniel Thrasher and Thomas Sanders collab.
They're all still talking to themselves, but they all try to recreate another one's style.
@@finian2 that is amazing
Ben, Ryan George, Daniel Thrasher,… yeah I understand where you’re coming from
@@adultnewborn3460 Ryan George is my favorite
I love the threat of throwing sweet tea into the harbor. And always love a visit from the cdc.
That's not a threat, that's a hate crime and should be against the Geneva Convention.
cdcs quiet little “not much, what’s up with you :)” was so hsjfndn 💕💕💕
Drew Lynch is adorable.
I love his laugh in the outtakes!
I love it.
He was so proud of himself for outsmarting flordia in the flordia way
I love seeing the actor for Marjorie struggling to not laugh for the absurdity
I love how Hawaii is always trying to ban us from her island. That being said, I hope she won’t be mad when I visit in November. But I promise, I will not be anywhere near an active volcano.
Love how Hawaii had to specify 'another' volcano 😅🤣
I just love Hawaii's Hula of Haole Shaming
I think i'll have to hire Florida and make it my lifelong obsession to break that Hawaiian Law about not sinking islands... Just to mess back with her.
The Faa turning into the Pilots union through a pair of Aviators made me laugh too hard
Lol the natural disaster bit just reminded me of what my parents did during the SF earthquake; they went outside because it’s not safe inside, and they watched the earth just quake for a whole ass minute. One of my mom’s neighbors who was an immigrant and didn’t really know what to do during an earthquake was running around in her nightgown screaming about the end of days. Quake stories are some of my favorite to listen to tbh cause they’re either “I slept through it” or “everything was ruined except one shelf which just so happened to have all the contents move to the shelf below it.”
"Now fix it before I go back to dumpin' sweet tea in the harbor." - MA
"You wouldn't." - TX
"Try me." - MA
Best conversation and I haven't even watched the whole video yet.
The bloopers at the end😂🤣😂
As someone from Central Mass, I really appreciate someone talking about someone talking about the protest.
We’ll dump Abbot’s sweet tea collection in Boston harbor! We’ll do it!
One of my family members use to work as an air traffic controller, when I showed him the clip of the FAA and Southwest Airlines he burst out laughing.
As an oklahoman. It offends me that Kansas was allowed to speak about tornado watching like they are some kind of expert.
I mean... There's a whole movie about a tornado sweeping a Kansan up and her going on a whole adventure so... We know them inside and out 😂
@@vampireangelmitsuki I think you just proved my point. That movie shows a poor Kansan loosing her mind due to a minor tornado encounter.
@@mythoughts3314 She made it home and never lost her cool about being somewhere else. I think she had it 😂
Kansas is the middle of tornado alley 👌🏼 capiche?
Pssh. I'm a Nebraskan, it's literally our state pasttime.
Like, some of my favorite memories growing up are when we would just bring dinner out on the porch with horizontal rain and hail and watch the green sky churning as a family.
LMAO he brought everybody this is one of my favorites
CA could have also said, “Or do you break everything in your home for the insurance like after an earthquake?”
As a Californian: HEY!!!!
....Im not saying you're wrong. Im just sayin you dont have to say it out loud like that.....
@@zombieregime Oh…whoops.
Who knew CDC had a sneaky comedic side
Really getting into the BBGEU (ben brainard geographical extended universe) in this one
Biggest collab due to massive number of problems and no solutions found, truly the American way
Yeah! Amurica!!!
I love Hawaii's portrayal here.
Also for the love of all that is good: we should listen to her.
One of your best, Ben! So many guests! So much action!
Drew AND Lonnie in ONE video?! You *spoil* us, Ben!
I love the interaction between Florida and the CDC.
Ahmed as Southwest Airlines 😂
An allstar cast! I enjoyed this so much. Thank you, Ben & Co
“You ten gallon idiot” 😂😂
What a great skit. This is easily becoming my new favorite page to watch. Keep them up. Especially with Big California.
I love the addition of others in the table 😂😂😂
More special guests YAY
I loved this. Especially the CDC
I came for Kansas shirt, stayed for memes.
I seriously love these. Please never stop!
Love the guests' appearances!
I love Drew Lynch ever since I first saw him on AGT
"I'm gonna go before this one speaks again" LMAO!
As some one who just had a bag lost on a southwest flight that part hit hard
These are so great! And Oh my stars FAA's voice is amazing!
im so happy that florida respects the pouch. no disrepectoid today.
Love when you have the guest stars. It makes the skits that much funnier!!!
My parents were caught in that Southwest flight issue 😆
Thanks for putting a little humor into the news, I read these stories and hope some of them end up in your videos.
lol I love it when Hawaii shows up. Her pantomime was hilarious!
Hawaii is rarely in these videos and it's probably the smartest decision anyone in this series has made
i love all of his stuff!
It's growing! And it makes me so happy...
It make me happy to see more people.
I like to point out as a native Californian it's the tourists who crawl and cry during an earthquake. We just laugh at them 😆
😆 yea we do. Earthquakes are the norm here. With the Carson quake honestly thought it was just a 16 wheeler passing in front of my house
As a Washingtonian I’ve only experienced one earthquake in my life and I slept threw it
We’ve had a couple in Northern Illinois, both were in the middle of the night too. First time, it woke me up and I thought it was some random asshole with a giant stereo that had it cranked going down the street at 1am. Second time, it felt like something happened at the intersection near us again and the house got hit that time!
Was there an earthquake? Must’ve been less than a 4.
I’d love to see them country boys reacting to a 5.5!
I am loving the ever expanding cast!
So many awesome people! Love it!
Love your videos bro you always brighten my day
“You 10-gallon idiot” is now my new favorite insult.
Brilliant comedy...just brilliant.
and they say Avengers Infinity War was the most ambitious crossover…
When your hometown makes it here... You know you've made it!!
I love all the guests!!
god i love drew as the cdc and LONNIE
I particularly love this one!!
I needed this!
Supreme Court was sleeping and Puerto Rico was waiting patiently outside the states house to be let in
This was awesome, now I have a whole bunch more people to look up
OMG! I love the NEW characters!🤣🥰🥳
We are clearly on opposite sides of the political spectrum. But I appreciate you kinda representing both sides. Love the humor. Keep up the good work.
Love that you got Drew Lynch in the room this time
Excellent episode
Seriously, you were in Irvine and I missed it. So sad.
I love this whole cast
They made a Cuphead reference! This is the best sorta news show I have ever watched!
i lovw how many people you introduced this episode
The Florida-CDC bit was legendary
Ah yes, the Ben Cinimatic Universe is expanding
As a kansan i am very happy with this portrayal. Its 100% facts that when the sirens go off the doors come open. If i can stand in my yard and not see it, and not be thrown around, there is no tornado
As someone who lives in California, yes. Crying in fetal positions during earthquakes is actually something we teach in schools
I like the expansion on cast. Wooo
the bamboozling from the CDC is so on point in character lol
I come for the bloopers!!!
This was great!!
The most guest stars for this episode!
Still striking too..
Dude! Perfect video!
Finally some more KS content
Great collab
I love the collab
Loving the new people
I love guests.
DID FLORIDA MENTION PELÉ? YEEEEES
Love this, made me laugh.
LOVE IT!!!!!!
This is like the most guest people in one video
Yeah that’s Jacksonville
Nurses don’t usually prescribe medications
MTG’s appearance = immediate life-threatening hypertension.
I clicked on the video thinking, "Lava?". I'm literally on the island with the volcano and I'm currently living close to it. I deadass forgot about the whole volcano thing
It’s so cool that god was able to play faa
My city was featured, yes
"It's owned by a company based in Dallas."
Ooooooooh. That would do it.