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  • Опубликовано: 25 янв 2025

Комментарии • 251

  • @FreneticPhoenyx
    @FreneticPhoenyx 3 года назад +799

    I love that Dan is low-key a regular now. And Jennings as the FBI? *chef's kiss*

    • @taranbaze1448
      @taranbaze1448 3 года назад +10

      Thought Dan has only been in 2 now?

    • @wtfmond7723
      @wtfmond7723 3 года назад +16

      i just realized he is doofenshmirtz xd

    • @leeterry96
      @leeterry96 2 года назад +12

      @@wtfmond7723 he's trying to take over the tri state area quick put ben in a ferdora

    • @swedishstudiosgaming
      @swedishstudiosgaming 2 года назад +4

      *Perry the Platypus?!*

  • @Lolfuny
    @Lolfuny 3 года назад +518

    lol
    The fact that he said name 1
    and California proceeds to name like 20 is for some reason relatable.

    • @alexgarcia2104
      @alexgarcia2104 3 года назад +22

      *stares in from ca and does this*

    • @WyxienTheFox
      @WyxienTheFox 3 года назад +17

      @@alexgarcia2104 *Hides face in CA because I also do this*

    • @bluejai54
      @bluejai54 3 года назад +6

      Hides face in i also do this but im moving out of CA

    • @goodolboston4522
      @goodolboston4522 2 года назад +9

      Its funny when they started rolling out the vaccines I was talking to an old Vietnam War Vet and an old cop. The cop said no way in hell would he get the vaccine. The old Vietnam Vet laughed and looked at me who had only been put of the military for 2 years at that point and said "I know I got no problem getting it its not like I had a million other vaccines in me as is". I laught and said no other way to put it since I was in the same boat.

    • @deusvult6920
      @deusvult6920 2 года назад +2

      Laughs in every single one of those can have an exemption

  • @LizMisamore
    @LizMisamore 3 года назад +430

    "Hey Ted. You gotta hide again." I laughed so hard I started crying.

    • @SebastDugas
      @SebastDugas 3 года назад +4

      Bunker Boy jr. Do you think he will hide in Cuba or Mexico?

    • @alexanderjudkins3885
      @alexanderjudkins3885 3 года назад +1

      I don't get it.

    • @SebastDugas
      @SebastDugas 3 года назад +6

      @@alexanderjudkins3885 When the hurricane damaged Texas. He was in Mexico blaming it was for his kids.

    • @Ninety9Ninjas66
      @Ninety9Ninjas66 2 года назад +4

      @@SebastDugas actually it was during the cold snap and Texas not weatherizing their power grid

  • @Dermatillomaniac
    @Dermatillomaniac 3 года назад +180

    "Desperation is the best teacher of crime" was an underrated line.

  • @magnusparker5188
    @magnusparker5188 3 года назад +137

    I, too, would love to be voiced by James Earl Jones

    • @ArtemisRayne94
      @ArtemisRayne94 3 года назад +3

      I halfway expected a James Earl Jones cameo at that point!!🤣🤣

    • @HereToLearn5
      @HereToLearn5 3 года назад +2

      @@ArtemisRayne94 It would follow the trend with this one!!

  • @ztk211
    @ztk211 3 года назад +250

    i keep hearing ppl off-handedly talkin about them finding the zodiac killer, but i've yet to see any actual coverage of it show up in my news feed
    honestly thought it would have gotten more coverage by now

    • @kyleterry5190
      @kyleterry5190 3 года назад +11

      I think the new york times made an article about that and a site named gazzette or something

    • @annalisedonavan1758
      @annalisedonavan1758 3 года назад +15

      They claim they found him but he died like two years ago so a little late

    • @lmao0192
      @lmao0192 3 года назад +11

      i didnt even find out until like 2 kids were just talking about it really chill in my history class. i genuinely thought it would be everywhere lol

    • @blackcountryme
      @blackcountryme Год назад

      An Englishman here, does Florida just do the opposite of everything it's told/asked to do? 😂

  • @erinpenn7745
    @erinpenn7745 3 года назад +39

    "Have you ever heard of a slippery slope" - "Yeah, we just call it splash mountain" - So Perfect!

  • @HereToLearn5
    @HereToLearn5 3 года назад +147

    To be frank, I could get used to having these come out at 7pm.

    • @lynn-sane13
      @lynn-sane13 3 года назад +3

      Yeah me too honestly.

    • @3vercent
      @3vercent 2 года назад +2

      Don't be frank, be yourself. Unless you are Frank. In which case, be frank I guess.

  • @Whatcha_making
    @Whatcha_making 3 года назад +97

    I love how Dan is the Supreme Court

    • @derwolfgaming7775
      @derwolfgaming7775 2 года назад

      I love that he sounds a little like George Lucas.

  • @JoltSpark99
    @JoltSpark99 3 года назад +26

    I love how they got Dr. Doofenshmirtz to play the Supreme Court

  • @christinamcneair4545
    @christinamcneair4545 3 года назад +232

    Florida and Texas are siblings trying to out stupid each other I swear.

    • @rd6203
      @rd6203 3 года назад +8

      For as much of my life as I can remember, yup

    • @Hellion912
      @Hellion912 3 года назад +14

      Living in Texas. Can confirm.

    • @cows.lost.on.the.highway
      @cows.lost.on.the.highway 3 года назад +7

      Living in Florida can definitely confirm.

    • @robgregory5136
      @robgregory5136 3 года назад +6

      and yet many people seem to really want to move there

    • @tru3american
      @tru3american 3 года назад

      And all those "intellectuals," are fleeing from their Democrap states to join both Texas and Florida... so, yeah, not sure that's the right way to look at any of this.

  • @nick3xtremegaming212
    @nick3xtremegaming212 2 года назад +4

    Florida: "Call me Anakin Skywalker because I'm about to bring balance to the force"
    *I Don't Like Where This Is Going!*

  • @Kdog4660
    @Kdog4660 3 года назад +99

    I have totally quoted the vaccines required for school entry in Florida, more times than I actually want to admit, I should almost have them memorized at this point, however I don't.

  • @ChalyntheRed
    @ChalyntheRed 3 года назад +17

    Thank HEB … 🤣 I laughed out loud at that one. HEB is the ultimate grocery store btw. And I’ve been out of Texas for 10 years!

    • @ponygirlgamer
      @ponygirlgamer 2 года назад

      Its the glorified grocery store that always comes in clutch

  • @Clowner1001
    @Clowner1001 3 года назад +10

    “Oh thank H.E.B.” 😂 I’m gonna start using that

  • @Hellion912
    @Hellion912 3 года назад +34

    I was kinda chagrined when my kids identified Dan Povenmire, like, immediately, but now I just get tickled pink whenever I see him on. Almost as much as when it's Drew Lynch.

  • @nebulan
    @nebulan 3 года назад +21

    Whelp I'm WVian and this is the first I've heard of gov justice's elevator adventure lol

  • @naturewarrior5548
    @naturewarrior5548 3 года назад +1

    “It WAS just a cold!”
    Me: *laughs in from Washington*

  • @Atos0520
    @Atos0520 5 месяцев назад +1

    I just realized the guy who plays the Supreme Court is one of the writers for Phineas and Ferb and that makes me happy for some reason

  • @RunnerNDA
    @RunnerNDA 3 года назад +10

    I was really hoping for bloopers this time, just to see how hard it was for Ben to get through that Flordia reasoning for defunding schools

  • @Sarah_Grant
    @Sarah_Grant 3 года назад +4

    HA!! I'm a Florida Native and said...about 12 bucks....right before you did. 😄😄😄

  • @fletcherhorn7709
    @fletcherhorn7709 3 года назад +4

    DAN POVENMIRE IS THE SCOTUS?!?! THIS IS AMAZING!!!!

  • @aiden3627
    @aiden3627 3 года назад +10

    Loving the idaho callout and also the irony that the shirt was likely purchased in Ontario, Oregon XD

  • @TheLastSane1
    @TheLastSane1 2 года назад +1

    As someone from WV that Pepperoni Roll thing is so true is hurts. We sell bags of tiny ones, we sell large ones, people make them and sell them for school fund raisers. We love bread and pepperoni. I have a bag of pepperoni in my fridge right now and its not going on a pizza.

  • @DonovanPresents
    @DonovanPresents 3 года назад +8

    Dan as Supreme Court is amazing!

  • @ronaldmorris433
    @ronaldmorris433 3 года назад +3

    You know you can count on California for the facts! And he had the laptop out to show you he did the research. Lol

    • @tru3american
      @tru3american 3 года назад +1

      The have research, of course. They also have misconstrued reasoning and what they call "facts," to support whatever research is being done.

    • @xShadowChrisx
      @xShadowChrisx 2 года назад

      @@tru3american Yeah the actual argument against mandating a covid vac isn't "it's never been done before" except by stupid people, just that at best it's stupid to mandate for something that A)Doesn't even effect 99.99% of children and B) doesn't even grant immunity, since the definition of a vac was changed just so they could call it one. And at worst, it's wildly irresponsible to do it on a new drug that doesn't even have a proven track record of at least a decade for all side effects.
      There are drugs that have taken over a decade until they found out it was causing birth defects, so anyone wanting to roll that dice is free to do it on their own without forcing it on someone else.

    • @tru3american
      @tru3american 2 года назад

      @@xShadowChrisx I never said, "it's never been done before," so whatever attempt at sounding intelligent is lost from the start. Your "A point" is incorrect, because there is nothing in this world that doesn't affect 99.99% of people. Ignorance at it's finest. Not one with a brain thinks a vaccine grants "immunity.," therefore your "B point" is incorrect because you overly generalize. You're the one who claims others are wildly irresponsible, and yet, you hold that moniker with some sort of game achievement status to top tier concern.
      As for "bad" pharmaceuticals, yeah, why would they help the public find out they have a bad product. Paying $10 million for cases here and there, is a hell of a lot cheaper than recalls and pulling ads. Your intelligence on this matter resembles that of an Elementary School student. When you get to a University, lemme know bud.

  • @DisneyDame
    @DisneyDame 3 года назад +29

    It's so amusing. He's trying to take away Leon County's Superintendent's salary (Tallahassee) but DeathSantis is a red dot in a blue county so...

    • @tru3american
      @tru3american 3 года назад

      Keep spending that Liberal money at Conservative Disney, lamb chop.

  • @SarcasticasKel
    @SarcasticasKel 3 года назад +5

    Lol WA still getting blamed for allergies🤣😂🤣

  • @Christian-gw8on
    @Christian-gw8on 3 года назад +22

    Ted can just go "visit" Mexico again

  • @DJKronikCam710
    @DJKronikCam710 2 года назад +1

    "I also want to eventually be voiced by James Earl Jones " has to be the funniest and most relatable thing I've heard in a while hahahah

  • @mittens1293
    @mittens1293 3 года назад +8

    Love your videos they always make me smile 😄

  • @christinagianelloni1638
    @christinagianelloni1638 3 года назад +5

    Oh thank HEB! Perfect!

  • @bethanywillis5222
    @bethanywillis5222 3 года назад +2

    Flu shot, HPV, pneumonia shots are not required just suggested…(at least in MS)

  • @MasterOfPsych17
    @MasterOfPsych17 3 года назад +2

    Surprise Jennings and Dan Povenmire totally made my morning

  • @karocue_the_hutt4698
    @karocue_the_hutt4698 3 года назад +4

    Love how more and more people are coming into this skit

  • @pupcuz1
    @pupcuz1 3 года назад +2

    I love that Doofensmirtz is the supreme court

  • @Stella_-jj8bx
    @Stella_-jj8bx 3 года назад +2

    I’ve actually got a picture when I was about 9 with James Earl Jones. I was geeking out, can confirm, he’s one of the nicest celebrities I’ve ever met, and the voice is even better in person :)

  • @dedifiedjelly
    @dedifiedjelly 3 года назад +4

    they almost caught you slipping texas

  • @rd6203
    @rd6203 3 года назад +5

    1:37 : He did say Boo.
    3:13 : 12 dollars! Called it!!
    4:05 : Not super weird. The Green River Killer is (was?) a Gary.

  • @modove2842
    @modove2842 3 года назад +2

    "Oh finally my state Idaho is finally starring, I wonder why- oh"

    • @nancyfunk615
      @nancyfunk615 3 года назад +1

      Hahaha yeah, there with you

  • @cheyenneroller902
    @cheyenneroller902 3 года назад +3

    Loved seeing Jennings!!

  • @davidhospe
    @davidhospe 3 года назад +1

    I love love love the call back to the beginning of this. I mean, it was just allergies

  • @mitchellhardman3558
    @mitchellhardman3558 2 года назад +1

    I love the ted cruz is the zodiac killer meme

  • @hottopic3622
    @hottopic3622 3 года назад +3

    lmao the fact that these stereotypes (esp CA and TX) are on point keeps me laughing

  • @TempDevil
    @TempDevil 2 года назад

    these flow between points so well that you a hardly even know they're changing the subject until they're doing it again. perfection.

  • @lizetelliott1443
    @lizetelliott1443 3 года назад +1

    HOLY SPECIAL GUESTS, BATMAN!

  • @Jmaniac9204
    @Jmaniac9204 2 года назад +2

    This entire episode had me dying

  • @KBJade39
    @KBJade39 3 года назад +2

    Okay but now I want James Earl Jones to read Florida's lines

  • @katiearbuckle9017
    @katiearbuckle9017 3 года назад +2

    Oregon in the Back:....'Starts decorating for Halloween in the corner.'
    Florida: LOOK OREGON HAS THE SPOOKY SEASON SPIRIT.
    Oregon: Nah, you guys keep talking don't bring me into this...Okay who took my Dutch Bros?!
    'California & Washington start running.'
    Oregon: Why do I Even Bother? Oh Hey, Federal Government.
    Gov: Hi...

  • @SimpleGunner
    @SimpleGunner 3 года назад +11

    its not even 5 minutes long, but its SO dam good.

  • @theretromillennial
    @theretromillennial 2 года назад

    “The pleasant aroma of Ybor”
    I died 🤣

  • @TheCabinetMembers
    @TheCabinetMembers 2 года назад

    2:41 “If I can’t have my shoes, Karen can’t have her mom” sorry it just sounded so similar lmao

  • @ChillinWithTheCapuchins
    @ChillinWithTheCapuchins 3 года назад +1

    A wild Dan Povenmire appeared!

  • @completefemboyr.n.g1308
    @completefemboyr.n.g1308 3 года назад +2

    New Jersey joined because video was at 4:20

  • @tktailslideproductions7280
    @tktailslideproductions7280 3 года назад

    "Pleasant smell of ybor" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ebittv6953
    @ebittv6953 3 года назад +1

    Love these videos

  • @kaliandrews4601
    @kaliandrews4601 3 года назад +13

    Is no one going to talk about the anakin joke being tied into stuff about kids?

    • @MiishaKorvian
      @MiishaKorvian 2 года назад

      Anakin also killed a bunch of kids, yes?

  • @kiraworthington
    @kiraworthington 3 года назад +2

    Ted you got to hide again I love that part

  • @Jaye3rd89
    @Jaye3rd89 2 года назад

    Texas: They did WHAT?!
    His shock was so genuine lol

  • @cnsohm
    @cnsohm 3 года назад

    Thanks, Ben!!

  • @ThatManitobaGuy
    @ThatManitobaGuy 3 года назад +3

    The Ted Cruz meme has been long lived and I love it. Hell even Ted Cruz is in on it.

  • @FoxtrotActual1
    @FoxtrotActual1 3 года назад +2

    I absolutely love this, because Idaho was dumb when they made their laws. Every time the governor leaves the state his power gets transferred to the LT. Gov. But it makes great TV especially when im back home in Boise.

  • @kentjohnsen3502
    @kentjohnsen3502 3 года назад +1

    You should bring Jennings as Lucifer sometime in a skit.

  • @skeleletonboi4533
    @skeleletonboi4533 2 года назад +1

    the funniest part of the whole Ted Cruz is the Zodiac killer thing is he wasn't even born until the year after the last confirmed murder XD

  • @gothicfit5772
    @gothicfit5772 2 года назад

    2:40 I think this is the most florida has thought! "Desperation is the best teacher if crime!"

  • @bookwyrm5420
    @bookwyrm5420 3 года назад +1

    I love it when Idaho gets mentioned/involved

  • @LivelyLea
    @LivelyLea 3 года назад

    "Ted you gotta hide again." LOLOL

  • @autobotzapof0002
    @autobotzapof0002 2 года назад +1

    3:27 the more I think about Dan Povenmire being SC, the more sad I am about the overturning of roe v wade.

  • @ruuse542
    @ruuse542 2 года назад

    Was not expecting Doofenshmirtz to pop up.

  • @craiggoulding3893
    @craiggoulding3893 3 года назад +4

    I want to be voiced by James Earl Jones and my life narrated by Sir David Attenborough

    • @Hellion912
      @Hellion912 3 года назад

      How about narrated by Samuel L Jackson. "Now see what this m-f does next"

    • @craiggoulding3893
      @craiggoulding3893 3 года назад +1

      @@Hellion912 as much as I lobe Samuel L Jackson, as a brit, I have to take my choices I chose

  • @clumsy_archives
    @clumsy_archives 2 года назад

    I love how Dan Povenmire is the Supreme Court!!!

  • @Cxste11xn
    @Cxste11xn 2 года назад

    3:56 THANK YOU WASHINGTON- I HATE ALLERGIES HERE

  • @LittleSko278
    @LittleSko278 2 года назад

    I love the fact that Doof is the damn supreme court

  • @christophervanoster
    @christophervanoster 2 года назад

    0:33 ‘I ran out of pepperoni roll’
    This is the greatest tragedy to befall any West Virginian

  • @pothed21
    @pothed21 3 года назад

    Best one yet!!!!!

  • @Just-aNerd
    @Just-aNerd 3 года назад

    Oh man. This was a good one!

  • @demonsrun3413
    @demonsrun3413 3 года назад

    There was so much going on in that video, I had to watch three times XD

  • @MaximNightFury
    @MaximNightFury 3 года назад

    The fact that the Lt. Gov can fast track bills while the governor is out for something as simple as a Buc-ee's cup is very scary

  • @kitcat2559
    @kitcat2559 2 года назад

    Oh thank H-E-B!! 🤣🤣

  • @Kamexe
    @Kamexe 3 года назад +2

    Wait uh... we dont have to have vaccines in WA to go to school afaik?

    • @rd6203
      @rd6203 3 года назад

      What is afaik??

    • @Kamexe
      @Kamexe 3 года назад +1

      @@rd6203 as far as i know

  • @Annie_Annie__
    @Annie_Annie__ 3 года назад +1

    As a Texan, I’m gonna have to start using “Thank HEB”.
    It practically is a religion down here.

  • @jon45test
    @jon45test 2 года назад

    When Florida said "just call me Anakin Skywalker" I thought his follow-up would be "I'm about to kill a bunch of kids"

  • @shreeshashastry4713
    @shreeshashastry4713 3 года назад

    It's 5:35 AM here but Ben uploaded so has to be here!!!

  • @Clayton_Stewart
    @Clayton_Stewart 3 года назад +1

    Wait, when did the Zoeiac Killer thing happen?!

  • @FawxLA
    @FawxLA 3 года назад

    This the best one yet

  • @FAtE_454
    @FAtE_454 3 года назад +11

    20 minutes alone in an elevator sounds nice... As long as I have a spare pepperoni roll in my pocket 🤤
    Also.. "dandy" not really our thing, and "big Jim" 🙄 is a pos

  • @fanofmanythings7717
    @fanofmanythings7717 3 года назад +2

    aint even from there but i know you cant stop florida

  • @goddesskate5958
    @goddesskate5958 2 года назад

    called it with the roll

  • @LazyNVersions
    @LazyNVersions 2 года назад

    I was so hopeful that Wyoming would be in one of these that I misread WV as WY.

  • @Sgt-lott10
    @Sgt-lott10 2 года назад +1

    Wait was that dan povenmire?

  • @Alora199
    @Alora199 3 года назад

    As a Tampa native I can attest to the smell of Ybor, it really is that bad.

  • @idrew0032
    @idrew0032 3 года назад +2

    So many guests just slipped on there

  • @locolobo8523
    @locolobo8523 2 года назад

    Get the Governor of WV another gosh durn pepperoni roll!

  • @torealtv1181
    @torealtv1181 3 года назад

    Best one yet

  • @Alessandro0917
    @Alessandro0917 3 года назад

    Anakin did bring back balance to the force.

  • @Colinator22
    @Colinator22 2 года назад

    How dare you compare me to Florida. You really underestimate my power on this one

  • @fluffelbunz
    @fluffelbunz 2 года назад

    No joke, I got a White Claw ad before this video

  • @Mysterion557
    @Mysterion557 2 года назад +1

    Ok yeah anakin becomes Vader but in the end Vader kills Palpy and bring balance to the force

  • @Supporterofthetroops
    @Supporterofthetroops 3 года назад

    Awesome!!

  • @reaperproductions7058
    @reaperproductions7058 2 года назад

    *sees Dan* Oh no... DOOFENSHMIRTZ IS ON THE SUPREME COURT!