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"fun has no expiration date" is my favorite sentence
Lol
On the other hand I've tasted that oatmeal and its nasty
Fun is infinite
@@oofimgay6343 I used to love that shit when I was a kid...because of the dinos. It never tasted great (though I still liked it better than most instant oatmeal...which is all fuckin nasty). But...do yourself an oatmeal favor: make some slow cooked steel cut oats and you will never want to eat nasty bullshit mush again. My personal recommendation for slow cooked steel cuts is to replace half of the water in the recipe with whole milk, add a bit of sugar, molasses, ground cloves, ground ginger, and ground cinnamon...ginger snap oatmeal. It is not low calorie, but it is high nutrition.
Actually it has 3 days because teleportation gave them tumors.
If someone was able to eat the shampoo bottle without breaking eye contact, I would instantly be cowed into submission. That is the supreme power move.
T pose and eat shampoo to assert your dominance
Yeah, it would be fun for the 30 seconds that the person would have left before dying
_12K the person would’ve transcended before the soap got to them
@@nou6990 You underestimate the power of *SOAP*
@@_12k70 don't worry they'll make a *clean* getaway
If he's:
>9 feet tall
>Carries a massive sword
>Has a badass cape
That's not your man, that is the tyrant god king of the jungle, Yharim.
Consumulate Terraria Calamity??
Unless you have good taste; then that is your man, tyrant god king of the jungle, Yharim
@@cultistofeldrax8316 yes
Ho... Ly.... Shit
Could also be Enkidu
If you add “you laugh now but this was the plot to FMA” to every post like I did in anticipation (I don’t know anything about FMA) things get a whole lot funnier
Okay but it works even better if you use Jojo instead of FMA, trust me on this
Now I want an anime about wine-tasting cats
@@melitopiia4730 You Laugh now but that was the plot to Jojo's Bizzare Adventure
@@marcodragon4995 Sadly That doesn't work if you have a friend more obsessed with JOJO than you.
Yeah well watch FMAB instead, it's better and matches the post more.
The full metal alchemist post is so true. That's funny.
Take human souls and combine well in a bowl etched with transmutation circles. Add enough red water to saturate the mixture and then bake in the flames of hell until it resembles a red gemstone. If it allows you to create matter from nothing, you’ve done it right!
@@gavinli1368
*On PPAP theme*
I have a children
I have a dog
how DARE you
@@wolsin9787 I cannot express this enough...
*NOH*
I had honestly forgotten about that part, until the picture came up, and then I was like, *"OH, THAT'S ACTUALLY TRUE"*
I completely forgot that was a big part of FMA lol
I must hide the secrets of the philosopher's stone so no one can see the horrors that are needed for its creation
*opens his cook book*
Genius
When you find a recipe for a cake to cook for your little girl, but instead it's a philosopher stone: x_x
@@alaina4070 Panacea panforte?
Celia *ingredients to make a Philosopher’s stone
I need context
WETA thought at first that they had made a really good AI that would flee the battle, but they then they took a closer look and realized that the AI just went of in a random direction to get in to range of an enemy AI.
Laughing out loud
Everyone's running right so the enemy must be left.
Noice
That's just what those soliders want you to think
Random soldier: **Goes 100000 miles away from battle**
Random soldier: Ah yes this is a good spot
"the world is too noise today"
I literally wear noise canceling headphones like 12 hours of the day, every day. Not just to play music (though I do that plenty too) but to block out the world around me.
Then you almost certainly have some kind of disorder, because normal people just DON'T do that.
@@Alizudo possibly. I haven't been tested for anything so I don't know.
I've seen what passes for normal around here and I'm good, thanks. Side note noise canceling headphones that can keep your ears warm too are the literal best.
I got pointed at autism by family and have found the diagnosis quite clarifying. I'd recommend looking to at least the self-assessment tests for ASD since they're a fairly good indicator (though of course, not a diagnosis), are free online and clarity is a rare commodity. But that's my baggage, so... you do you.
That sounds like a good way to be killed & eaten because you couldn't hear a predator stalking you.
Yes, that is a legitimate concern I have in my day-to-day life.
1:01
“Thirst of unfortunate magnitude”
Two things:
1:
That is a fantastic sentence and I’ll be stealing it.
2:
L Report
L Reason?
L *I’m in this video and I don’t like it*
Sir Apple wait wait Wait are you the person so SENT the pickle picture...because if it it you then damn mad props to you man or woman I don’t judge
@@justabackgroundcharacter7736 Are you sure about the woman part?
Max Krujatz yes,yes I am
We're reaching thirst levels that shouldn't even be possible.
@@justabackgroundcharacter7736 Well, then you know about something, I only have seen on the one offbrand website that isn´t blocked by my schools software.
“I’M ALIVE! BUT BARELY!” PM I feel that everyday when I get up and have to ACTUALLY deal with ACTUAL PEOPLE
I had suicidal thoughts at least once a month for over ten years. I am currently over a year and a half without them. I have no idea if you are in those dark woods, but if you are, keep moving forward. You are worthy of life, love, care and support. You don't have to share your problems, but you can let those you care about know "I'm not feeling too cheery and could use a friendly chat". Reaching out is not a sign of weakness, but of strength. The weak let the darkness overtake them. The strong reach out to find someone or something to help guide them out, then take the steps themselves. Appreciate the little victories. Take comfort in the fact that the bad is merely temporary. Take the time to make connections, even if it's just a quick chat with a neighbour you've bumped into to complain about the weather. You can make it out of those dark woods, so long as you don't give up and keep moving forward.
Sean McFadden thanks. I’m going through a lot of emotional anxiety and my seasonal depression is messing me over a lot. I lost three people between August 18’-February 19’. And I had trouble getting through my thoughts. Everyday becomes so much easier and I always reach out and talk to internet friends or text a hotline when it acts up to get me through. It’s hard but everyday I get better and better. Somedays i just don’t wanna deal with people because I wanna be alone by myself when I’m going through depression. I haven’t had Suicide thoughts but I’m getting better with my depression. I really appreciate you reaching out. It means a lot to me
@@amyheaton2522 No worries. I lost a close friend last year and the number of animals I help care for often means that I have to dig a few graves each year as some pass from old age and others via illness or injury that we can't do anything about. It's great that you are taking steps to keep yourself going. It can be very difficult. I wish you all the best with moving forward through your dark times and finding your light/s.
hi can you remind me to drink some water in an hour or so im sorry if this is annoying my entire family is asleep and alarms dont affect me much
The one before the last: No,no,they've got a point
the last one: gold, just perfect
0:30 probably shouldnt eat that or youll
Dienosaur
I can't articulate how much I both hate and love this comment
*O m G*
But... they still *make* Dino porridge! It's fresh! I've been eating it for decades!
ngl i thought you were gonna say you'll e x p i r e, but ig not
I both hate an love this comment to such wild degrees that the scales of humor and hatred have somehow become perfectly balanced. Permanently. I can no longer feel either joy nor hatred. H e l p.
3:20 if your looking for the Fullmetal Alchemist referance.
Thx
If you need medicine you should go to Achamist.
ki Norris it has been fixed
Thanks
Thanks dude
Hmm... so you're saying I need background music
*straps 1 stereo to each shoulder and starts playing an earrape version of Bonetrousle*
*Dabs along behind you to the beat*
When you stop and think for a moment that Present Mic is in fact the smartest of us all, having made that idea his hero costume before everyone realised
(Joins in with plates of Spaghetti.)
I guess mine would be spider dance then **the spider I let live in my room claps along to the beat**
*claps to the beat with intense head banging*
4:10 God, I love Tax Evasion Skeleton. It’s just the perfect blend of innocent and felonious and spoopy. I don’t know why I always have so much trouble finding it.
2:21 As someone who is profoundly ADHD, I can safely say that I relate to this post on a spiritual level.
Ditto
I have finally found my people. It makes me feel better that I'm not the only one who suffers.
@@philiphockenbury6563 ay we can suffer *_together_*
@@derodainfamous Apes together, strong.
What gets me even more is that the HYPO-active (under active) one that was previously known as ADD now just gets lumped in with the HYPER-active one. So when I say I have ADHD people assume I have the “Trouble Sitting Still” disorder, but really I have the “I can sit still and do absolutely nothing for days at a time, am extremely quiet, easily entertained, and a bit slow” disorder. The fact that the two are called the same thing still makes me mad.
dino egg oatmeal is still being made and sold, i get it occasionally at my local grocery when i'm in the mood
I get it probably too often because I'm an adult and I now have the power to.
What do you do with the dinosaurs?
@@TADYR MONCH CRONCH
@@TADYR Eat them. They're marshmallows.
Dino egg oatmeal is the best kind of oatmeal.
2:11 It's so obvious that they named it on how we "inconvenience" them instead of what it actually is.
It's kind of impressive, really, how grown adults will have huge emotional tantrums over a child not being able to remember three tasks and needing to write them down.
What? No. Let me explain this easily:
Can’t sleep: Hyperactive
What is a focus: Attention Deficit
Oops I did it again: Attention deficit
I forgot about thing: attention deficit
The rest of what they described is just general anxiety. ADHD is named for its symptoms.
3:46 that's how "I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream" started
Wouldn't it be hilarious if Frodo suddenly turned into a jelly blob and the movie suddenly ended as everyone except him disappears?
Everyones' weapons are replaced with icicles, perhaps?
As a person who watched all 40 hours of FMA, I was in hysterics when I saw that post XD
Gather round fellow Goblins, the tumblr man is back
Hrreen THE TUMBLR BELONGS ONLY TO MEEEEEE!
@Xanon Gooseman oh shit oh fuck
Goblins are still adorable little chaos bringers.
@@deamoncastor7307
Goblins were literally designed to be as disgusting as possible what the fuck are you high on
3:30
Oh look, it’s my favourite dog trainer!
why
Steven Kißkalt
Your suffering is sweeter than the finest of sugars.
More of a breeder really.
Ewthulhu
But he only ever had a single litter and it was only one pup.
oh no, I'm fine
I was just asking for the sake of others
2:11 I have ADHD and I can confirm this is the
The distraction got em before they finished the post
@@MsIDKwatmynameis ya know that was not even do it on purpose it just kind of happened
Totally me.
I do too, and I can confi
Same
3:31 & 4:11
These were funny enough on your own but for some reason, you reading them out just made me BUST OUT LAUGHING
t a x e v a s i o n
I.
Want.
That.
Program.
Pls tell me someone knows where i can find that program!
What about 4:30??
@@brycenmayer7686 I liked that too and it's totally mood, but it didn't make me laugh.
Yeaa
3- piece Popeye’s chicken meal, home alone, and a new PM Seymour vid...
Life
Is
Good
Yo slide some Popeye's over, I'm hungry
@@PMSeymour *flings a can of spinach* okay take iT AND RUN
👀👀 you got that sammich???
*Shines Blacc signal*
Screams* "Send in the Horde!!!!"
3:55 yeah I saw thus in the LOTR extras dvd- turns out the ones that “ ran away” were just facing the wrong direction and charged.
2:58 us italian have a saying, if you fall in Venices water you are either gonna die or come back whit thousand of diseases
That or superpowers.
@@npc6817 branchie
i havn't used tumlr in several months and honestly your videos are the only way I absorb the websites content anymore
Can you tell me how to make an account for Tumblr please?
@@deamoncastor7307 are you sure you want a tumblr account?
@@thecrb1579 its better than Twitter
@@CrossTrash its only better than twitter now becuase most of the population left for twitter during 2018. the activity on my dash has gone down like 75% the website is a dead zone
0:15 i... I remember loving those. I never let the eggs dissolve, though, because the egg part tasted really good. That's why my mom stopped buying them.
Fun Fact: All the Orcs in the Orc Army in LOTR where randomly generated- each of them being unique!
2:39 the fact i can relate to all of it without even being diagnosed scares me...
Time to get tested
The dinosaur oatmeal was my favorite breakfast as a child. We even had a bowl for them with dinosaurs on it that changed color when it got warm.
THE FMA ONE HAD ME DEAD BECAUSE THATS LITERALLY THE PLOT BOILED DOWN
2:06
I actually read the URL first and still got confused by the post.
Then that reply told me to reread the URL and I finally understood.
I am what is known in the scientific community as a “dumbass of universal proportions”.
No, I am that, so don't worry, now give me back my crown I got space rokets to not fully understand yet others do.
GoldNightCat Reyes
What’s a ‘rocket’?
Is it like those giant glow sticks they send to that really cheesy place?
What is the URL? I didn't see it in the video
SuperZez
One-time-I-dreamt
@@sirapple589 Oh, that's the URL? I'm... not familiar with tumblr, so I didn't realize. I thought that was her username.
2:34 you dont understand ive watched 3 mega binge compilations in the last 36 hours and am dangerously dehydrated
3:28 From a person who has dove deep down in FMA logic it is indeed the plot.
2:16 OKAY BUT ALL THOSE THINGS LISTED ARE ME BUT I HAVEN'T BEEN DIAGNOSED WITH ADHD SHOULD I BE WORRIED?????
Adhd isnt something you have to worry about or hate, if youre curious i can recomennded How to ADHD on youtube, Jessica is amazing at explaining and making yourself feel heard and seen.
How to know you have ADHD by How to ADHD is a good place to start.
And you could also check out this one;
the 'unofficial' ADHD quiz for adults by TotallyADD (it's more funny than just a test)
Honestly those things describe not just me, but every single person I associate with what I'm saying is that (in the spirit of tumblr) I'm an accidental reverse ableist
As someone who just found out 3 weeks ago that I almost definitely have ADHD (not officially diagnosed yet, but I've done a lot of research and talked with several people who have it, and I'm going to try and get diagnosed as soon as I can), I would DEFINITELY recommend doing some research. If you have any friends diagnosed with ADHD, definitely talk to them about it--that's how I found out. I casually mentioned to a friend who has ADHD that sometimes I wonder if I don't have mild ADHD, describing a few of the things that lined up with what I knew about ADHD. We got to talking about it and she basically told me "Girl, you've got textbook adult ADHD." If you don't know anyone with ADHD, try and find firsthand accounts of people who have it--hell, Tumblr posts like these honestly gave me a better understanding of what ADHD actually entailed than lists of symptoms, especially since those symptom lists tend to focus on how it presents in young boys, and how it might appear to an outside; they rarely say about executive dysfunction, emotional dysregulation, rejection sensitivity, or any of the other loveliness that comes with ADHD, which if you ask me are far more notable and characteristic than "can't focus" and "impulsive." And especially if you're an adult and/or female, look up how ADHD manifests in each group, since it's underdiagnosed in females (who are more likely to have the inattentive form) and looks different in adults than in young kids.
I'd also recommend checking out ADHD-Alien's comics. She does a good job explaining a lot of core concepts of ADHD and tackling the emotional ramifications of living with ADHD, especially if it's gone undiagnosed for most of your life.
Wish you the best mate. Hopefully you'll find researching ADHD as enlightening and relieving as I did--I honestly did not realize executive dysfunction was an abnormal experience I thought I was just a lazy procrastinator. There was a certain freedom in learning that there were obstacles in front of me that other people didn't face, and that maybe, just maybe, I wasn't a lazy and pathetic sod.
I should ask my therapist what she thinks I hate self diagnosing but I really think I have it and I was right about my depression
ADHD is not really something to be worried about. I've been diagnosed since early childhood and I have managed it just fine. I would go to a doctor and see if you can get a diagnosis, and if you have it then you can just focus on figuring out ways to cope with the symptoms (for instance, I cope with the forgetfulness by setting alarms for everything). It also becomes a lot easier to deal with your shortcomings when you can say for sure that they do not actually come from you, just from a disorder you happen to have.
1:21
WAIT NO SEYMOUR DONT TEMPT THEM
@Cringe Bitch don't do it-
Imma send him mine but for him and not the stupid drawing
@@mrpages6384 How dare you insult Kevin like that.
@@mrpages6384 well then
What did Kevin ever do to you
3:45 that program WAS a totally accurate battle simulator
You MASSIVES...!
Why are you running?!
4:30 We actually had a cat that did this.
Mom dribbled a little bit of wine on the patio so he could taste it, thinking it would get him to stop _begging_ for her drink.
Well guess what, SHE WAS WRONG! 😻
the fullmetal alchemist one is literally actually facts, edward and alphonse found how to make the philosopher stone all from a fucking recipe 😭😭
Never in my life, did I think I would hear "artificial cowardice" with my own two ears on a Tumblr post about LOTR being read out to me by PM
1:22 Oh, hey, that's me! :D
ColorBit the legend
3:48 I'D call that artificial intelligence
I NEED that program omfg!
ORGANIC COWARDICE
Not mine, but funny; 4:40
"I shall now cleanse my pallet by knocking this off the table."
Two things, one more reason to love FMA. Also, that dinosaur oatmeal was the literal bomb and was the reason I got up in the morning for a while in middle school
2:29 I thought he said "eat a drink" for a second there...
*pauses from eating a soap bottle* hm?
You technically can eat a drink
Ice is frozen water, water is a drink
I personally like crunchy drinks
Lil’ Nugget But ice doesn’t qualify as a drink when it’s frozen, so basically ice is food.
2:00 Two things:
1. RIP
2. K.O.
Can confirm, life is awkward because there isn't natural incidental music. That's like the first thing they teach you in music history/theory.
Heavy is the head with an adorable elf girl clinging to it
"You laugh, but that is the plot to fma."
I need to watch that anime. Cause that reblog sounds like a shitpost.
The truth will blow your mind then.
tyrantking9000 it is honestly accurate and it scared me
3:28 IT LITERALLY ISSSSSSSS
4:25 this is why i always have my headphones
ALWAYS
SAME
FOR REAL
I CANNOT FUNCTION IN SILENCE
2:44 That is basically what the words in Attention Deficit / Hyperactive Disorder means.
“Fun has no expiration date.”
No, but I have an expiration date.
2:45 looks like the setlist to the most relatable album ever
3:11 I'll tell you what's up: apparently Ezio is the only person in all of renaissance Italy who knew how to swim!
0:47 please tell me the guy replying made an account to teply to that comment
2:53 i played i think the first assasins creed game and you die when you touch water like wtf
johne16 minecraft Either the devs didn’t have time or money to program swimming or Altair is extremely hydrophobic. You decide.
Wasn't it canon that Altair didn't know how to swim
Animus 1.0 didn't have the "swimming" feature at the time. :v
Daniel The Demon that’s John from RDR I don’t think there was any reason you couldn’t swim in the first few games
*sees thumbnail* Seymour gOD *_DAMN IT-_*
i jUST FIN *ISHED WATCHING FMA BROTHERHOOD*
LMFAO
@@shadowstriker6506 Oof
🐶 Ed....ward?
@@brandoncamacho5532 *_NO_*
1:30 why are they assuming Mothman is both into women and looking for a relationship right now?
2:11, I’d just like to add, ADD is literally the same disorder, but specifically without any hyperactivity.
Ok the dino egg oatmeal still exists and is still made.
Source: it's in my pantry downstairs. And I had it for breakfast yesterday
2:12
IS THAT WHAT ADHD IS?!?!?!
These are more like Early Afternoon Tumblr Posts at this point
I have approximately 1.4 memories of the dinosaur oatmeal and I'm shook. I didn't even know I knew about that until I saw that post
4:17
i always play music softly through my house, it's so quiet that you can't hear it from outside and you probably wouldn't notice it most of the time but you like, know it's there. and it makes so much of a difference in interactions
4:17
I just want to say, sometimes no background music makes certain scenes in shows, movies, animes and shit sooooooooooooooooooo much more emotional.
Like watch the Persona 4 animation episode where Yu cries
3:05 EQUIUS
Holy shit that adhd post is _so_ accurate, there’s so many symptoms of adhd that are weird and seem to not be related to it but are absolutely a thing. It’s the actual worst and so annoying to have people dismiss your symptoms cuz “thats not part of adhd!!”
2:14 right though.
‘Hurr hurr hurr we’re going to make this learning disability sound like the people who have it will be annoying and a nuisance.’ - Doctors Who Named It
*the elric brothers have entered the freaking chat*
1:53 Who takes a shower WHILE SOMEONE IS USING IT?
Sometimes couples will shower together because it’s intimate
@@nmanom12what. But like… what’s intimate about it? Scream singing the same songs while contemplating eating the scented soap?
(I am a confused demisexual)
@@The-gender-goblin ahh, I see. People will shower together to bond with each other. People usually aren’t wearing clothes in the shower, so there’s that aspect. Anything that happens in shower can range from cleaning each other to getting spicy.
This is something that somebody dreamt read their username
‘IM ALIVE! But barely-‘ life quote
makes sense, im listening to music 24/7 and im almost never awkward so maybe this is the key to ultimate peace
So I need Background Music for my Life to be less awkward ? *Straps Boombox on Back* lets Roll Out
1:40 And if he can see into the future and primarily drinks eggnog, then he's Indrid Cold, Mothman.
4:11
I was drinking water and i choked on it when this came up.
Seymour: You'll die if you eat the dinosaur oatmeal because it's expired
Me, knowing that they still make dinosaur oatmeal:
Gonna go get me some o dat
do... do i have adhd according to tumblr cause i do all of those things almost every other day
0:35 those are still made.
2:11
Literally, without a doubt, the BIGGEST MOOD I’ve ever felt from one of these (in the case of both the videos and the posts Seymour finds in general). SOMEBODY FINALLY PUT IT INTO WORDS!
i dunno what world y'all living in but life absolutely does have background music. Literally i've got a playlist playing in my head 24/7
0:13 WOWIE! That is the Great Papyrus’s favorite food!
at 0:42 you sound suspiciously like Alucard from the hellsing ultimate abridged series...
4:23 I literally have my headphones glued to my ears and yes it does make life way less awkward
3:04 He’s not killing people, he’s just shoving them into the water and they just HAPPEN to die.
1:48 *nods*
2:10 i have adhd and i can attest to this lol
May I just remind you that you are peak entertainment in this video genre. No one else even remotely compares
3:03 Having listened to the Indiana Jones Minute and hearing how utterly *nasty* the water in the canals is, I can believe people dying on contact.
I felt that ADHD post in my soul.
2:48 as someone with ADHD I can confirm all of this is 110% accurate
As someone with ADHD, I can second this. I feel none more so then the last thing. *So* many potential conversations or plans that I was looking forward to, gone in a flash, never to be remembered til like a week later
As someone with ADHD, they forgot to mention
-not being able to sleep unless you have 8 weighted blankets and 5 fucking doonas/quilts
-Going through a hypothetical argument with a hypothetical karen in your head over and over again just so you can get mad at them, even though there's literally no point, the karen isn't real, you're just doing it to argue with SOMETHING, and then you get pissed at the argument and go for a 76 minute shower, get out and stare at the wall for like 15 minutes while wearing nothing but a towel, and then just leaving the house in your pyjamas to buy toilet paper because you almost forgot you were running out, and coming back with a copy of that one movie that came out half a decade ago that you didn't really need but saw it was on special and thought "fuck it". You forgot the toilet paper.
As someone with Asperger's Syndrome it now makes perfect sense why people with Asperger's used to get misdiagnosed with ADHD...
Lunam Evadere I can confirm what you say is true for me also other then kind of the weighted blankets things I need them on a feet and not my body or my body and not my feat
@@arandomstartreknerd7261 I have both. I also have Pervasive development disorder and Oppositional defiance disorder.
0:22 - You say that, but dino egg oatmeal is still being produced to this day; I just bought myself a box of them two days ago.
"I'M ALIVE!...But b a r e l y...My voice is still kinda weird, but it's F U N CT I O N A L!"
Me at 0:55; I'm a brave boy.
Me at 1:00; not a brave enough boy for THIS!
1:35 for some reason why he said those three details I thought of Zen from MysticMessenger. Am I the only one that thought this?
The eggs in dinosaur oatmeal hatch??
Papyrus, I understand why it's your favourite food now!
Stop being funny dammit, I want a day where I’m sad all the time and miserable, but your voice is soothing and funny!