It Came From Tumblr #25 [Binge Compilation]

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  • @bunchobird
    @bunchobird 5 лет назад +2177

    "In conclusion: break all your bones so you're twice as strong"
    _"Isn't that just MHA?"_

  • @Kathylovesart
    @Kathylovesart 3 года назад +821

    Honestly if I met someone who was the literal personification of Luigi I would immediately marry them

    • @StarstormAnimations
      @StarstormAnimations 3 года назад +43

      *honestly when you describe him like this he sounds dreamy af*

    • @davidsherman2683
      @davidsherman2683 3 года назад +16

      Well hello there... I've always been considered the Luigi of my family. 🤣

    • @infinityblayde1973
      @infinityblayde1973 3 года назад +16

      *EVERYONE WOULD.*

    • @redeye4516
      @redeye4516 3 года назад +20

      I'm like the opposite aside from cis male, the brown hair and the hat, and the nervous wreck.
      Short and stocky, french-irish, my favorite color is red, and when the ghost/demon in my house knocks on our doors at night I grab my granddad's baton, fling my door open, and scream "COME OUT BITCH"
      Needless to say I'm fairly hard to date

    • @ohno.2285
      @ohno.2285 3 года назад +3

      Hello fellow fander-

  • @char_shine
    @char_shine 4 года назад +789

    "You fell for the Luigi trap!!"
    Jokes on you Luigi would be a wonderful boyfriend

    • @callmeanon307
      @callmeanon307 3 года назад +24

      Too bad daisy got em'

    • @misopizo
      @misopizo 3 года назад +8

      69 likes
      *nice*

    • @SpairM
      @SpairM 3 года назад +16

      Call me Anon Daisy doesn’t have to get in your way, I own a knife and live next to a forest. I could have a nice talk with her

    • @callmeanon307
      @callmeanon307 3 года назад +8

      @@SpairM how much my assasin?

    • @SpairM
      @SpairM 3 года назад +6

      Call me Anon you loving yourself

  • @hermionegashnuum2992
    @hermionegashnuum2992 4 года назад +460

    "name one difference between birds and children"
    I'll stop my car for a bird on the road

    • @imaman5071
      @imaman5071 3 года назад +24

      You stop for birds? My profession is kicking small animals including children

    • @raynbow7108
      @raynbow7108 3 года назад +27

      ... *slowly starts calling the police*

    • @cethlikestf
      @cethlikestf 3 года назад +11

      The difference is: Birds aren't annoying

    • @selenopheria
      @selenopheria 3 года назад +5

      @@cethlikestf Except when they dive-bomb you for shits and giggles THE MOMENT YOU STEP INTO THE SUN. Or the ones that attack you out of sheer spite.

    • @clockworkpotato9892
      @clockworkpotato9892 3 года назад +8

      This comment and first reply
      R/Cursedcomments

  • @sneak_king_20
    @sneak_king_20 5 лет назад +824

    The "Forbidden Fruit" is takeout only. They kick you out once you have it.

    • @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa790
      @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa790 5 лет назад +43

      That is way better.

    • @skelaboi01
      @skelaboi01 4 года назад +12

      It will fill your stomach for the rest of your life

    • @gamalielvacasolis3484
      @gamalielvacasolis3484 3 года назад +10

      Stephen B It will open up your eyes and you’ll realize you were naked all the time.

    • @ThatOneFungus
      @ThatOneFungus 3 года назад +7

      You chould say it’s a «devil fruit» if you get the refrence
      PS: jesus Why am I even comenting this it is so bad

  • @blikitwig
    @blikitwig 5 лет назад +1594

    At The Garden of Eaten' there's a meal called the Cain where someone just hits you over the head with a rock

    • @blikitwig
      @blikitwig 5 лет назад +97

      @CrumblezCookie if you apply for a job and they don't have an Able you will be forced to change your name

    • @deamoncastor7307
      @deamoncastor7307 5 лет назад +80

      I'm now afraid of ordering the Moses.

    • @blueshell292
      @blueshell292 5 лет назад +19

      eaten

    • @vbgvbg1133
      @vbgvbg1133 5 лет назад +72

      They have a meal called “Leviathan” and its just a fucking sea serpent oh fuck

    • @heroidiot
      @heroidiot 5 лет назад +33

      Deamon Castor
      They’ll just part the Red Sea and give you a part of it

  • @blebmeansblisterlookitup1594
    @blebmeansblisterlookitup1594 4 года назад +280

    I told my mom about the “being kept alive by stardust” thing, and she started sobbing and in between breaths, she said “Isn’t that nice?” And it was one of the most wholesome things I’ve ever witnessed.

    • @DLCS-2
      @DLCS-2 2 года назад +6

      Awesome parent

  • @ryanthephone8716
    @ryanthephone8716 5 лет назад +106

    "You fell for the Luigi trap! Now I'm your boyfriend"
    You say that as if it's a bad thing

  • @dukefishron517
    @dukefishron517 5 лет назад +866

    11:06 skin-tight suits are also good at preventing wind-drag, as there is no loose material to cause drag. The side effects of this is that it is super revealing.

    • @tacomayre5110
      @tacomayre5110 5 лет назад +51

      You are on the internet people like revealing stuff for reasons

    • @dukefishron517
      @dukefishron517 5 лет назад +44

      @@tacomayre5110 fair enough. But still, it's a streamlined design.

    • @violet999ab
      @violet999ab 5 лет назад +76

      EXACTLY! It’s not for fanservice, it’s because that’s how the suit would look IRL. Certain extreme sports have similar suits, which is exactly where my mind went when I saw that.

    • @UnorthodoxSoundwave.
      @UnorthodoxSoundwave. 5 лет назад +26

      I will fish you up from the ocean with a worm made of mushrooms...

    • @dukefishron517
      @dukefishron517 5 лет назад +47

      @@UnorthodoxSoundwave. DO IT COWARD. YOU WON'T, YOU SLIPKNOT SEASON-TICKET HOLDER.

  • @kieyvsquared6817
    @kieyvsquared6817 5 лет назад +3279

    My sleep schedule is so out of order that 12 am is no longer considered "late" to me. And Pat is the only person who uploads this late.

    • @bigiron1311
      @bigiron1311 5 лет назад +33

      Same though... more people upload now please! My plane engine videoes don’t appear out of nowhere

    • @ashantiboiii5237
      @ashantiboiii5237 5 лет назад +3

      CyberBunny Studios same

    • @natalietodd3431
      @natalietodd3431 5 лет назад +3

      Oh god same (probably a problem but it's fineee)

    • @victoriat8922
      @victoriat8922 5 лет назад +7

      Night owl problems, am I right?

    • @Logan-tz1ry
      @Logan-tz1ry 5 лет назад +2

      Same

  • @EnemyStandMamoru
    @EnemyStandMamoru 4 года назад +194

    "Is mona lisa single?"
    Seems like Yoshikage Kira's been searching that a lot

    • @MoonGuardian866
      @MoonGuardian866 3 года назад +10

      I honnestly couldnt remember the link between these two. But it slowly came back to me. Crawling. Excruciating. Dreadfully.

    • @jeremypedersen6894
      @jeremypedersen6894 3 года назад +3

      She's a Killer Queen...

    • @tordthetrans_8642
      @tordthetrans_8642 3 года назад +2

      I WAS WAITING FOR THIS COMMENT

    • @i_have_no_fucks_to_give7761
      @i_have_no_fucks_to_give7761 3 года назад +1

      @@MoonGuardian866 hands

    • @skygard49
      @skygard49 2 года назад +1

      A̴̡͚͔̲̗̖̬̙̪̬͈̩̙̓̐̔͛͂́̀̾̀̅͆͠ͅA̴̧̡̨̜̗̲͎̟̚ͅÄ̴̡͉͈͖͚̫̗̗͕̞̻̉̑͛̇̀̒̑̊̈̏͠A̶̞̣̮͕̰̞̟̤̠̞͒̅͠A̷̝̼̳̳̿̊̀͂̇́̀͊͑̓̚Ą̵͔͕̯̱̻͕̹̌̄̅̽̓́̚Ā̶̙͊͆̃͌Æ̸̢̛̻̗̜͔̪̩͎̏̀̽̒̿́̅̒̊̚͝͠Æ̵̢͍̮̞͖̱̗͉͉̲͚̩̥̊̋͒́͘͝Æ̴̨̛̮̪̤̣̘͙̟̳̱̯̈́̓͑͋͂̑͝Æ̴̪̮̼͖̥̘̝̼͚͚̗̼̃́̋̃́̒̄̔͂͘Ë̸͚͕̪̠̭͔͓͈͔̪̱̞̻̘́̍͒͆̈́̅͊̊̊̀̚͘̚͝ͅĘ̷̛̻̬͚̘̤̬̜͔͕̦͇͜Ą̴̡̰̗̦͇̖̘̯̙̰̰̮̎̈́̐̔̈́̓̈́̊̃̄͝Ä̸̜̜̊̔̊̑̓̉̕͝ͅḀ̵̡̡̥͔͇̤̰̣̼̪̫͕͇̫͝E̶͚̹͇̠̐͌́À̴̢̤̠̪͚͖̈́̀̒͋͌͊̄̂̉̒̀̆͜͝͝ͅͅÀ̴͚̮͓͔̩̳̠̲̭̮͐̈́A̴̧̞͉̜̬̯̞̩͒̾̎͝A̷̛͚̩̙͒̈́̍͒̇͐̓̈̈́͘͝͝A̵̫͍̦̺͔̟̞̽̄̃̎̋Ä̸̖͖͊Ḁ̶̡̢̦̩̞̪̻̈̾̌̓̀̃̃̈̉̋͑͘͠͝Ä̵̖̘̦̩̹̲̤͛́̀͌̂̚
      WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT

  • @Wiccain
    @Wiccain 5 лет назад +74

    “Congrats on doing what Ed and Al could now”
    Wh I don’t get it who’s...
    ...
    N O WAIT STOP

  • @oliver297
    @oliver297 5 лет назад +332

    "Congrats on doing what Ed and Al could not"
    Why am I laughing so hard

    • @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa790
      @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa790 5 лет назад +10

      Because it's Strong

    • @galacticterry3838
      @galacticterry3838 4 года назад +5

      Naomi Coraggio who’s Ed and al

    • @princetalin3969
      @princetalin3969 4 года назад +14

      @@galacticterry3838 on the off chance you still don't know, Fullmetal alchemist

    • @racciastitan5534
      @racciastitan5534 4 года назад +7

      @@galacticterry3838 *Sudden urge to teach everything about Fullmetal Alchemist to you.*

    • @its_rat_backwards
      @its_rat_backwards 3 года назад +2

      When I heard Ed and Al I immediately thought of Edward bosco and Alastor from hazbin hotel (ed is the voice actor for Alastor if you don’t know) but I knew it wasn’t it

  • @morbintime5487
    @morbintime5487 5 лет назад +346

    "This is literally what happened with Travis and tacos,guys."
    *Pat,* *shut* *up* *and* *stop* *exposing* *me.*

  • @chiachimariachi4682
    @chiachimariachi4682 5 лет назад +182

    9:15: *There’s a massive spider on the ceiling*
    Me: Okay, so what’s the jo-
    *Pales*
    *Turns on lights in room*
    *Looks around*
    *Turns back to computer*
    GOD DAMMIT FNAF

    • @eriskhaos7311
      @eriskhaos7311 3 года назад +1

      Fandom Obsessed Rosalie oh hey a mood

    • @tigerbattle
      @tigerbattle 3 года назад +3

      I’m not easily freaked out but that Ennard makes me fear.

  • @firstnamelastname5230
    @firstnamelastname5230 5 лет назад +33

    9:24
    You just missed the perfect opportunity to say “let’s fix this with a controlled shock”

  • @pinkwormholes5554
    @pinkwormholes5554 5 лет назад +483

    *That's just My Hero Acedemia*
    YES

    • @carolbarahona8754
      @carolbarahona8754 5 лет назад

      Time stamp please?

    • @pinkwormholes5554
      @pinkwormholes5554 5 лет назад +2

      @@carolbarahona8754
      6:46 is what I'm talking about

    • @renroberts1045
      @renroberts1045 5 лет назад +1

      I love mha

    • @carolbarahona8754
      @carolbarahona8754 5 лет назад +1

      @@pinkwormholes5554 oh thx! I also love bnha, who's your fav character? Mine is a tie between deku and ochacko, they both are cute and clumsy! 😆

    • @a_literal_crow
      @a_literal_crow 5 лет назад

      Deku's going to do this.

  • @avery1093
    @avery1093 5 лет назад +496

    Why is Pikachu screaming at me

  • @pluto8835
    @pluto8835 3 года назад +19

    “Think of a difference between birds and children”
    Most birds’ll fly if you shove em of a high place

  • @polish2945
    @polish2945 4 года назад +17

    "Is that how you beat Sister Location?"
    Yes, yes it is.
    *But you can do it only once*

    • @taccarrowilson9342
      @taccarrowilson9342 2 года назад

      Wait a minute ennard doesn't need a plug since most of the animatronics can go off there state and into office in the back
      And follow specific patterns all night (or how one shift takes in FNAF takes I lost track)
      Without no need for a plug
      Either they have really powerful battery
      Or
      They have no need for a plug so basically all you would be doing is getting dangerously close for no reason

  • @jamesrynott3742
    @jamesrynott3742 5 лет назад +242

    I would part with any Any ANY AMOUNT OF MONEY FOR THE CLARK KENT ONE TO BE A COMIC

    • @dracocat1578
      @dracocat1578 5 лет назад +9

      Give me one million dollars and 16 years

  • @5peciesunkn0wn
    @5peciesunkn0wn 5 лет назад +179

    P.M. Seymour, and prokopetz, I am pleased to announce that the Paladin Dragonborn Princess is my current D&D character. And our DM *loves* the idea. We've made her patron god to be Hlal, the dragoness of pranks (and message delivery), for obvious reasons. Might get her to be a chaotic good paladin, because pranks. Def multi-classing into bard.

    • @Catzooa
      @Catzooa 5 лет назад +9

      Oh I would love to hear the stories that pop up from that!

    • @5peciesunkn0wn
      @5peciesunkn0wn 5 лет назад +8

      @@Catzooa I will def be posting stuff on the r/dndgreentext subreddit. :D However it will probs be a while since I'm waiting till we finish a quest first

    • @Catzooa
      @Catzooa 5 лет назад +2

      @@5peciesunkn0wn Understood, as an amature DM I know some quests can take awhile. I guess this'll be my reason to get back on reddit haha.

    • @5peciesunkn0wn
      @5peciesunkn0wn 5 лет назад +7

      @@Catzooa that subreddit is an absolute *goldmine* for ideas of characters and quests or even whole campaigns.

    • @Catzooa
      @Catzooa 5 лет назад

      @@5peciesunkn0wn Thanks for the tip, I'll certainly spend some time researching on it then.

  • @Cat_clown
    @Cat_clown 4 года назад +30

    Sad fact: i-am-a-fish actually left tumblr because they felt suicidal once and several people said it wad the first good thought they ever thought and they never came back and nobody knows if theyre okay

    • @ilikeurpi2785
      @ilikeurpi2785 3 года назад +11

      I wish somebody could check up on I-am-a-fish.

  • @davidvalenti2633
    @davidvalenti2633 4 года назад +44

    imma be honest-
    that last clip had me falling backwards i stg

  • @KermaLerma
    @KermaLerma 5 лет назад +198

    Luigi: now im your boyfriend!
    Fans: ...like we mind?

    • @aviatoons2760
      @aviatoons2760 4 года назад +12

      I wouldn't mind tbh, Luigi is adorable

    • @laurendyer2838
      @laurendyer2838 4 года назад +5

      Tbh he sounds like we’d be good friends

    • @izzyravin9713
      @izzyravin9713 4 года назад +4

      I don’t wanna take him from Daisy though

    • @laurendyer2838
      @laurendyer2838 4 года назад +3

      izzy ravin I’d befriend Daisy too, I often use Daisy in games when I have the chance

    • @Bloodlyshiva
      @Bloodlyshiva 2 года назад

      Well, he'd be away a lot. Work and all. He might be the second Mario Brother, but he is still a Mario Brother. He has a lot of work to do.

  • @TheoneSilverRose
    @TheoneSilverRose 5 лет назад +48

    I dont know if this is weird but I can hear when he smiles.... And it makes my day.
    He's just trying to be professional with a big grin and you don't even know!

  • @alicewilloughby4318
    @alicewilloughby4318 4 года назад +12

    0:54 - It's almost too cute to eat!
    5:19 - Very true!
    7:45 - This is basically what happened to Dean Thomas from Harry Potter. One comment from the author about him being good at drawing and the fandom made him an artist from that day forth!
    9:00 - Awww!
    15:08 - Oh, God, I can see it!
    15:16 - Many years ago, my BFF put a lot of work into creating a written alternate universe where all living creatures were six-limbed, because it was the only way she could justify a character being a centaur.

    • @aromanticfranziskavonkarma
      @aromanticfranziskavonkarma 3 года назад +2

      WHY IS IT THAT WHENEVER I'M BRAINSTORMING FOR HARRY POTTER FANFICTIONS I ALWAYS COME ACROSS SOMETHING THAT HAS TO DO WITH HARRY POTTER

  • @a-rebels-arcade
    @a-rebels-arcade 3 года назад +23

    Don’t take life to seriously. No one makes it out alive.

  • @technicallydifficulties7094
    @technicallydifficulties7094 5 лет назад +129

    Centaurs are endotherms, and so, aren't insects! I can rest soundly now! (Source - entomologist parent x2)

    • @sweeneytodd1414
      @sweeneytodd1414 5 лет назад +18

      They also don't have an exoskeleton, their skeleton is on the inside, therefore, aren't insects

    • @uselessash3580
      @uselessash3580 5 лет назад +6

      Also they dont lay eggs

    • @mathybrain8
      @mathybrain8 5 лет назад +12

      @@uselessash3580There's none around to confirm or deny that statement.

    • @uselessash3580
      @uselessash3580 5 лет назад +8

      @@mathybrain8 true, but given, that they have the bottom of a horse, I'd asume, that they give living birth

    • @globin3477
      @globin3477 4 года назад +4

      @@uselessash3580 Certain insects give live birth. Aphids can do it, for instance.

  • @erazor4880
    @erazor4880 5 лет назад +208

    I'm not really comfortable sharing why I needed this. But know that you posted this at a DAMN GOOD TIME

    • @FallingOranges
      @FallingOranges 5 лет назад +31

      As a random stranger, I will like to say: Be strong, you will get through whatever you're going through.

    • @draginlock9573
      @draginlock9573 5 лет назад +27

      As another rando person, I would like to second the statement said by the orange.

    • @catgeo8440
      @catgeo8440 5 лет назад +17

      As another stranger, I would like to third the statement said by the orange

    • @alastyr2979
      @alastyr2979 5 лет назад +14

      As another random person stranger, I would like to fifth the statement said by the orange

    • @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa790
      @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa790 5 лет назад +12

      As a stranger that can appear as whomever you need me to be, I would like to sixth the statement said by the orange.

  • @remkirkthegamer1157
    @remkirkthegamer1157 5 лет назад +15

    7:48 THAT IS SO TRUE!
    Hajime Hinata: * is shown ONE TIME being happy with some orange juice *
    DR Fandom: Hajime's true love is orange juice (There's even ship art out there of orange juice turned into a human with Hajime)

  • @SuperMagicUnderwear
    @SuperMagicUnderwear 5 лет назад +4

    Honestly, who wouldn't want to date Luigi? Dude was voted most likely to piss his pants in high school, but he's out there saving kingdoms and fighting the undead to save his brother/his brother's girlfriend expecting 0 reward and getting literally 0 recognition. Dude's the real hero of the story, and no one can tell me otherwise.

  • @riliesilva8781
    @riliesilva8781 5 лет назад +48

    11:52
    There is actually a room like what is described in Denmark. It is called “The Swing to Infinity”

  • @alexreese614
    @alexreese614 5 лет назад +45

    The "touch the thermostat" on the dad summoning ritual reminds me of the line "WHO PUT GENERAL GRANT ON THE THERMOSTAT!!1!" from diary of a wimpy kid movie

  • @jadebarr9546
    @jadebarr9546 4 года назад +13

    The. The end. I genuinely had to take a minute to just- omg. That was the best/worst thing I’ve ever heard. OH NO I REMEMBERED NINA. NO

  • @Kitsune-gx7km
    @Kitsune-gx7km 3 года назад +15

    7:38
    That’s what happened to Sans from undertale, he *chugged* only one *entire bottle of ketchup* and everyone made it a big deal

    • @nerouo
      @nerouo 3 года назад +5

      okay but- *chugging an entire bottle of ketchup* is a reason to make it a big deal like wtf

    • @MoonGuardian866
      @MoonGuardian866 3 года назад +1

      @@nerouo yeah try to chug a bottle of ketchup and not to be socially arrested.

  • @thesadisticskitty7665
    @thesadisticskitty7665 5 лет назад +76

    My name is Isabelle, so at the Animal Crossing part I felt kind of personally violated.

    • @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa790
      @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa790 5 лет назад +4

      As a kind Zorua, a sadistic skitty is something I've never wanted to encounter in my life. And yet here we are.

    • @gamecrusader6768
      @gamecrusader6768 5 лет назад +11

      *drink the vacation juice Isabelle*

    • @enderborn6860
      @enderborn6860 5 лет назад +1

      @@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa790 well this one would be fine witha whalord

    • @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa790
      @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa790 5 лет назад +1

      @@enderborn6860 ...I think she'd kill the wailord.

  • @someonefromslytherin2236
    @someonefromslytherin2236 5 лет назад +173

    Yo voice boi it's 12 AM HERE GO TO SLEEP!!!

    • @bellaplays9885
      @bellaplays9885 5 лет назад +5

      it 12 am for him too he lives in Ny

    • @kolamite
      @kolamite 5 лет назад +6

      you are weak

    • @Miss_Juri
      @Miss_Juri 5 лет назад +2

      It’s 1:30 For me now Bam!

    • @bellaplays9885
      @bellaplays9885 5 лет назад +2

      @@Miss_Juri same

    • @hanasan4845
      @hanasan4845 5 лет назад +1

      Yeah, in here it was six a. m. Here I'm never awake when he uploads. I always wake up, turn on RUclips and see new episode of this "uploaded XY hours ago".

  • @Melodicat
    @Melodicat 4 года назад +3

    7:38 This is LITERALLY what happened to Akechi in P5.

  • @breadmoth6517
    @breadmoth6517 4 года назад +9

    me: *trying to watch RUclips*
    Ads: Ìt §məłļß Lîķə ŁƏMøņ

  • @keittykit
    @keittykit 5 лет назад +41

    "It's a binge compilation from me to youuuuu"
    A gift? For me? *blushes*

  • @mothmanofficaltm8397
    @mothmanofficaltm8397 5 лет назад +21

    The single dislike was from someone who just arrived in the artic. Their hand was trembling

  • @randomfandomfan5080
    @randomfandomfan5080 4 года назад +2

    Gogo's suit is Hiro knowing physics. It allows her to move faster. Like how people who ride bikes have tight suits to prevent air friction.

  • @fishmansf4573
    @fishmansf4573 5 лет назад +3

    0:57 I have kept many catfish (I'm an aquarium hobbiest) and the only catfish I have seen that don't look like that are sucker mouth catfish such as plecostomus and otocinclus.

  • @steele_heart77
    @steele_heart77 5 лет назад +205

    I find your thumbnail rather disturbing, good sir.

  • @kaxia_exe6892
    @kaxia_exe6892 5 лет назад +18

    9:10 i came here to escape fnaf and to be in a better mood, * *SCREECH* *

  • @yournewbestfriend3544
    @yournewbestfriend3544 4 года назад +9

    “ Somebody write a story about this now!” Got ya fam

  • @THExRISER
    @THExRISER 5 лет назад +8

    0:55 Implying those two things aren't related...

  • @kieranorsmth
    @kieranorsmth 5 лет назад +12

    Listening to 2:12 - 2:17 on ×.25 speed is absolutely horrifying, disturbing, and I love it.

    • @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa790
      @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa790 5 лет назад +1

      Don't most things sound demonic at x.25?

    • @kieranorsmth
      @kieranorsmth 5 лет назад +3

      @@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa790
      Actually, I've found that there are some things that don't. For example, some animes with their high pitched asf voices doesn't sound that bad at all
      Tho really
      PM saying in an already deep, sensual voice that the dirty plate just wants to become clean slowed down even further is... Uncomfortable. And that's why I *love it.*

    • @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa790
      @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa790 5 лет назад +1

      @@kieranorsmth That first part is actually kinda funny.
      Ah, you like horrific things.

  • @angstyprince7692
    @angstyprince7692 5 лет назад +8

    1:31
    Or the waiter bringing the forbidden fruit dresses up in snake themed clothing to bring it to you lmao

  • @syrathdouglas1244
    @syrathdouglas1244 2 года назад +1

    8:42 those quotes remind me of something a blind snake once said to a couple owls.
    “I am ashamed of anyone who has eyes and still can’t see.”
    Or my favorite,
    “Hope is never a foolish thing, although others will tell you it is.”

  • @mariibound5410
    @mariibound5410 4 года назад +2

    Your Luigi voice is GOLDEN! Please consider doing it again sometime in the future, sincerely, a long time Luigi fan.

  • @bakataco8401
    @bakataco8401 5 лет назад +21

    I've been having a pretty bad day today, and this just cheered me up so much!😄

    • @surelyyoujest3200
      @surelyyoujest3200 5 лет назад

      Even though Im two weeks late I hope your day gets better

  • @SmileMyDarling
    @SmileMyDarling 5 лет назад +3

    Orange is the only color you can taste!
    The toilet is a funeral home for food.
    We tend to park in a driveway and drive in a parkway.
    Some guy thought it was a good idea to drink from a cow and we now have milk.
    You know what's wrong with the world? People are obsessed with themselves and money.
    This concludes my late night existence-questioning. Thank you for reading. :)

  • @beeklebabey1881
    @beeklebabey1881 5 лет назад +2

    8:08 no one except the rest of us Isabel(le,e, la)s will know the genuine terror of hearing you say "pour it in isabel's mouth" in that deep voice is, you gave me a heart attack playing Minecraft at 2 am

  • @lorddraco5954
    @lorddraco5954 5 лет назад +3

    I simultaneously lost my shit and began to cry with that last one.

  • @GatorInVirtual
    @GatorInVirtual 5 лет назад +11

    *sees "spider" post* "I'll take your entire stock"

  • @lordfelidae4505
    @lordfelidae4505 5 лет назад +11

    7:19
    Those are cat eyes.
    God is cat.
    SPREAD THE GOOD WORD YOU HEATHENS!

    • @surelyyoujest3200
      @surelyyoujest3200 5 лет назад +1

      I WILL LET MY CAT KNOW HE IS A DESCENDANT FROM GOD. MORE SPECIFICALLY THE GOD OF SPACE SINCE HIS NAME IS COMET

    • @AverageEldritchEntity
      @AverageEldritchEntity 4 года назад

      That doesn't make a skele-ton of sense.

  • @THExRISER
    @THExRISER 5 лет назад +11

    I'm glad Tumblr still got good memes even after...the purge.

  • @Hyphen-The-Glitch
    @Hyphen-The-Glitch 4 года назад +1

    Can I just say how amazing you are? Because you are. Your videos make me smile, even when I’ve had a horrible day, like today I was sobbing in the bathroom and I watch this and I’m having a bit of a better day. Just thought you should know your appreciated

  • @honedaychannel
    @honedaychannel 5 лет назад +5

    I needed this because I've been learning how to be a dungeon master this night and hoping everything will stick

  • @izuity
    @izuity 5 лет назад +9

    i have things to do tomorrow and i have to wake up early, but PM posted so sleep can wait

  • @rachael2254
    @rachael2254 4 года назад +8

    The bread thing reminds me of the Hamilton fandom, John Laurens and turtles

  • @1livenow
    @1livenow 4 года назад +1

    7:22 That little “hey what’s up” makes it so much more hilarious then it should be

  • @dcsky9271
    @dcsky9271 5 лет назад +13

    Wait, if you're bones become twice as strong after they heal, how strong do you think deku's bones would be by now?

    • @themostbritishpersonalive868
      @themostbritishpersonalive868 4 года назад +1

      They don't muscles become stronger after there torn but bones become weaker

    • @rohanlancaster675
      @rohanlancaster675 3 года назад +1

      @@themostbritishpersonalive868 you're wrong bones do get stronger after being broken just not THAT much stronger

    • @bubbykins4864
      @bubbykins4864 3 года назад

      They actually don't strengthen that much.

  • @MeDoingRandomStuff-yz9fe
    @MeDoingRandomStuff-yz9fe 5 лет назад +7

    I like watching your videos right before bed, you reading these posts makes me happy, I sleep well because of this

  • @glow3116
    @glow3116 3 года назад +2

    Kahoot was originally used when working WITH someone, but now it’s a game where you have to kill each other to get to the top.

  • @jda_thegoblinking4319
    @jda_thegoblinking4319 4 года назад

    I just wanna say their was a joke in this I didn’t understand, but I still giggled because Pat found it hilarious. Your joyful emotion had caused me to also feel said emotions, thank you.

  • @Mewkuroswolves
    @Mewkuroswolves 5 лет назад +39

    When i watch aphmau mystreet i call travis pm Seymour and when i watch pm Seymour i call him travis the hell is wrong with me

    • @thatonesentientbagel4043
      @thatonesentientbagel4043 5 лет назад +6

      Nothing I do the same cuz it's funny tho I'm the only one that knows
      What is wrong with me!?

    • @deamoncastor7307
      @deamoncastor7307 5 лет назад +4

      Guys take it easy, there is nothing wrong with you it's perfectly normal to do stuff like this.

  • @rexosuitmk2577
    @rexosuitmk2577 5 лет назад +40

    8:55
    Technically no, for it to be grapes eating a raccoon there would need to be a hyphen between the words "raccoon" and "eating," thus making it "raccoon-eating grapes"

    • @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa790
      @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa790 5 лет назад +8

      Too bad English writing doesn't follow those rules anymore. You missed a period. I also think you should have used a semicolon instead a comma, but I could be wrong.

  • @sadunicorn3863
    @sadunicorn3863 3 года назад +3

    7:53- this is what happed with Jason Todd and Dick Grayson with bread and cereal respectively

  • @olymolly3637
    @olymolly3637 5 лет назад +6

    Thanks for the laughs. Made my day :)

  • @faatimaismail8856
    @faatimaismail8856 5 лет назад +12

    Since your the only youtuber that purposely posts at 1am you make the first video of the day

  • @cuteniarose5371
    @cuteniarose5371 5 лет назад +5

    14:38
    Reverse werewolf, turn into a moon whenever you see a wolf.
    /shows picture of Yue and Sokka/
    You...I don’t like you.
    And now, for all who haven’t seen Avatar: The Last Airbender:
    1) GO WATCH IT RIGHT NOW
    2) Yue, the white haired girl, turned into the moon spirit after the previous one was killed. Sokka, the dude, was in love with her. He comes from the Southern Water Tribe, where it’s traditional to wear that wolf helmet thing to battle.

  • @weirdkokiri2898
    @weirdkokiri2898 3 года назад +1

    I was eating ice cream when it got to the Ed and Al part, I CHOKED DUE TO LAUGHTER!
    So thank you for that hahaha

  • @probablyjulian5908
    @probablyjulian5908 5 лет назад +3

    7:45
    Aziraphale: "I like pears"
    let the fanart begIN

  • @jinx2292
    @jinx2292 5 лет назад +6

    I love your vids pat, I always smoky at every one, Thankyou, you beautiful human.

  • @vyrum7777
    @vyrum7777 4 года назад +1

    About the thing with the mirrors, my mom published a book, and the image on the cover... is a room of mirrors

  • @jayrinko64.5
    @jayrinko64.5 5 лет назад

    I just started watching your videos and I already love you. Keep up the great content, my dude.

  • @additiveartificer9365
    @additiveartificer9365 4 года назад +6

    "Yeehonk"
    Send help i laugh too much then i should

  • @OttoGraff-fu8pj
    @OttoGraff-fu8pj 4 года назад +5

    0:26 but what if my globin has save-ish qualities?

  • @meeb_consumer
    @meeb_consumer 4 месяца назад +1

    3:10 Story is about an old Warlock Cowboy sheriff/high wizard with a gigantic beard reminiscing about the strange times his double lives have intersected

  • @CCEnby85
    @CCEnby85 4 года назад +1

    7:56, also with Garroth with Doors, and Laurance with holes. xD I mean, Andy’s house in AngelsVille was literally just all doors before the others covered it up and made it into the creepy monster basement. There’s also Kestin and his hat.

  • @damiangarmadon
    @damiangarmadon 5 лет назад +14

    Good thing my sleep schedule is messed up.

    • @no_name--
      @no_name-- 5 лет назад +2

      Same bud it's 12am here ;-;

    • @RobertL_
      @RobertL_ 4 года назад

      I haven't slept, and it's 7 am. I have to be at work in an hour. help

  • @exploreeverything707
    @exploreeverything707 5 лет назад +6

    *bends down on one knee*
    Pmseymor (sorry forgot how to spell your name sorry bad memory) the macaroni ring *gives the ring to him with her head down and raising her hands*

    • @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa790
      @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa790 5 лет назад

      Scroll up to spell correctly. Click username if too long. Then copy it or write it down. Then make comment.

  • @Wally_Lake
    @Wally_Lake 2 года назад +1

    The fullmetal alchemist joke at the end, caught me so of guard, I love it

  • @Kirbyfanlol
    @Kirbyfanlol 4 года назад

    13:30 NICE HOMESTAR Runner impression, its always nice to see another HOMESTAR fan, I like you even more now 😊

    • @Kirbyfanlol
      @Kirbyfanlol 4 года назад

      I'm like come on fugwhgads, i said come on fugwhgads

  • @dragonlover492
    @dragonlover492 4 года назад +28

    Me: * sees someone with a certain snek boi as their pic thing, and a Sanders Sides related nickname *
    Me: Yes, there are more fanders than I thought..

    • @aromanticfranziskavonkarma
      @aromanticfranziskavonkarma 3 года назад +3

      I'm a Hamilfan Potterhead Fander(a... Hamipotander if you will), there are more of us than you may think

  • @zoebigmac01
    @zoebigmac01 4 года назад +6

    14:42 I went from laughing to "I hate you"

  • @RosyMiche
    @RosyMiche 5 лет назад

    OOOOOF THAT LAST ONE
    I love hearing Pat lose his shit at these, though! He's got the best laugh.

  • @chainmaster1465
    @chainmaster1465 4 года назад

    Ngl the intro startled me cause suddenly ur voice was like i was in an xbox live party. That and i just got off work at like 12:45am.

  • @door6
    @door6 4 года назад +3

    7:22
    I was having fun until this moment in time.

  • @KwispyNoodle355
    @KwispyNoodle355 5 лет назад +6

    Pat: he cats are dumb
    Me: *laughs*
    Me again: *realizes I'm a human cat* WAIT

  • @cobbleztone
    @cobbleztone 3 года назад

    This is the only RUclips Channel that makes me verbaly laugh

  • @fayetheweirdogoblin5087
    @fayetheweirdogoblin5087 4 года назад +2

    The majority of me watching this video was either, laughing so hard I couldn't breathe, laughing so hard I choked on air, or laughing so hard my dog looked concerned for my mental health.

  • @lavement
    @lavement 5 лет назад +6

    13:22 I wasn’t expecting that and I literally choked lmao 😂

  • @cinnamon_coco14
    @cinnamon_coco14 4 года назад +8

    14:40
    This made my start hyperventilating and subsequently crying
    Tumblr, WHY
    WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME
    Edit: 15:35 also made me do this.

  • @rhyspuddephatt
    @rhyspuddephatt 4 года назад +1

    The mirror room would have repeating contents of the room (probably the observer) then it would turn a green colour as mirror aren't perfect at reflection and they tend to absorb a small amount of green

  • @jamesyun8444
    @jamesyun8444 4 года назад +2

    0:26
    Wait, so if I decide to go on a crusade, does that mean I can officially call myself a stardust crusader?

  • @lordfelidae4505
    @lordfelidae4505 5 лет назад +4

    7:49
    Holy shit.
    This is about me. This has happened. Not so severe, but seriously. Am I a character?