It Came From Tumblr #14 [Binge Compilation]
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T u m b l r: The place where it’s almost cringeworthy, but it’s just relatable and funny enough to not be.
Facebook: the place that isn't really cringey but is lame and unrelatable enough to be
DeviantArt: Where you can get away with calling porn "art" and not get banned.
(I mean, some erotica is tastefully done like art....BUT I HAVE SEEN SOME SHIT...)
Twitter: B I R D
@@Daelyah I basically only use deviant art for posting and i can confirm this is accurate.
@@planetbloptogon133 AFFIRMATIVE
Not gonna lie, I did NOT question what an arm knee was when he read it. Kinda just rolled with it
I somehow knew what it was. I was like "yeah, an arm knee." And then when the dude asked I was like "...wait yeah wtf"
Same
Yep
I thought he meant an arm and a knee then I thought wait how did he only get rug burn on one arm and one knee
Same
14:04
For those who don't get it:
Mew was the first pokemon in the pokeverse
Bulbasaur is known as 001 in the pokedex
Rhydon was the first pokemon ever designed
Arceus is self-explanatory (The god pokemon) meaning he was first
Thus the joke is: All of these are the first in their own ways so they don't know which is first and point at each other in confusion.
You forgot to put a 1 before the first 4. Please update the timestamp. On the bright side, the timestamps you did give sends us to the wholesome beekeeper story.
@@beckyengelhardt811 Thanks!
@@astralux_abandoned1099 No problem. 👍🏻
(After the fight.) *We are number one!*
Looks like they're all pointing at bulbasaur though, so it seems like they all think bulbasaur is number 1
the asmr parts just made me feel like I was at a sleepover where everyone's talking instead of sleeping
So a sleepover
Or just nighttime when ur bored and alone
_ Yukimori _ ....and alone...
Or when you’re having sleep paralysis
Or when everyone is awake except for that ONE person so everyone has to talk all quiet so they don’t wake up the only person sleeping.
I genuinely stopped at 5:55 and said to myself "Holy shit i've been living like a cat" in a squeakyish voice curled up in a ball
Aidan Martin that is a very cat reaction
I feel that fam
I feel you fam
same except i cant sleep when i want to
When you talked about John Mulaney, why was your impression of him spot on despite the fact you hARDLY changed your voice.
You're secretly John Mulaney and nothing can change my mind
Thank you! I was thinking that
THAT JOHN MULANEY IMPRESSION IS ON *_POINT_*
Even better: that's basically just his normal voice but slightly tweaked lmao
EggCore OH DAMN I JUST NOTICED THAT
@@gramps3351 I SWEAR TO GOD HES JOHN MULANEY IN DISGUISE
EggCore WE MUST MAKE HIM DO ALL THE JOHN MULANEY COMEDY SKITS AND THEN WE FREAK OUT HOW MUCH ALIKE THEIR VOICES ARE
PLEse
*"OH MY FRENCH GOD"*
Oui monsier?
Sacre Blu
Ohonhonhon
*Qu'est-ce que j'ai fait!?*
e c h a r p é
10:34 I read RANDY YOUR STICKS as the amplified version of the “BETHANY, I MADE BISCUITS!” Vine
My Friend's and I have some wierd thing were if we say "biscuits" and one of us Always looks at The person who Said it, she look's adorable or scary...... Yeah i once Said it for No reason and she looked at Me and Said "biscuits......."
ANXIETY IS AN EXCUSE????
EXCAH-YUUUUUSE MEEEEE? WANNA SAY THAT AGAIN TO MY FACE????
-actually plz don't-
Hey Molly!
Anxiety is an excuse
@@angelo8071 *WHO ASKED YOU!?*
@@angelo8071
-cant tell if you're joking or not, given the context of my post.-
*Holding several knives and shotguns talking to anxiety hater* Ok,choose your pick of thing you want to have kill you.If you don't choose all of them kill you.
2:47
Buddy
Chum
Pal
Friend
Amigo
Home slice
Bread slice
Dog
Technically Amigo is masculine
Dawg
Hey there buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum friend fellow amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal, I don't mean to be rude my friend pal homeslice breadslice dawg but I gotta warn ya, if you take one more diddly darn step right there I'm gonna have to diddly darn snap your neck, and wowza, wouldn't that be a crummy juncture, huh? Do you want that? Do you wish upon yourself to come into physical experience with a crummy juncture? --
I'm gonna stop there. Oh my God I still remember it all. AaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
@@gummybear4166 you are my new best friend
@@axeylotl3112
I HAVE A FRIEND WTF WHY CAN'T I MAKE THESE IN REAL LIFE?!
((oof I spelled wrong))
In all the space orcs videos and posts there are never aliens interacting with kids, I see it going like this;
Alien 1: That human is small and strange, their features don't seem to be fully developed.
Alien 2: I believe it to be a human offspring, also known as a child.
Kid to the aliens: Why do you look funny?
Alien 1: It appears to be intelligent, to a degree.
Kid: My mommy says I'm the smartest boy in the world.
Alien 2: It seems to have a superiority complex.
Kid: What's a super complex?
Alien 1: Why don't you ask your mother?
Alien 2: The child is gone, let us leave before it comes back.
👍🏻
Kid: mother the glactical beings are making an escape for the stratosphere hurry before our last chance to annihilate them is gone! We must research the creatures! Make no errs!
(Err is another word for mistake)
Would you like some England Water?
I'm drinking one right now
I prefer earl gray tea.
No. Bean water is better.
@@mablefae3176 *GET OUT*
Sure.
P.M. Seymour's new years' resolution...
360p
martijn van weele hey it’s in 720p give the man a break
@@5tarloid It wasn't when it was first uploaded. RUclips is weird like that sometimes. Besides, it's only a joke...
14:06
WAIT I can comment this before anyone else!
Bulbasaur's first in the Pokedex,
Rhydon was the first Pokemon designed,
Arceus is the god of Pokemon,
And mew is supposedly the ancestor of all Pokemon.
They're fighting over who came first.
Obvious it was either the chicken or the egg that came first
@@determinedhelicopter6806
It was the chicken.
@@goldfish6525 ACTUALLY IT WAS THE DINOSAUR THAT LAID THE EGG THAT HATCHED THE CHICKEN
@@jackiesharp018
Yeah that's what I said. The chicken came first.
Oooh oooh its obvious...
The.... PANCAKE CAME FIRST
Technically:
Dude
Guy
and Sir
are gender neutral terms. In the military a woman of higher rank than you is called sir just like a man would be.
In a similar spirit:
Nancy
Magot
Numnuts
Grunt
And Pissant
Are also gender neutral.
10:25 I nearly screamed out of fear for Randy’s French toast sticks
If Peepee Monster Seymour doesn't voice a bnha character at some point, I will be so angry.
JustAnEgg Peepee Monster? What the French Toast
The words were a kinda weird for me(im on 480p)
Weird for me in 720p
720p and I can't see anything
I'm in 144p, please save me.
I’m on 720p
10:38 SEVEN TWENTY. WHY.
F is for friends who don't even exist
U is for ur alone
N is for not having any friends at all
Here in the deep blue sea
Lmao that background noise...
I have no clue if there is a background noise... I'm busy...
give me love.
Ok *hugs you*
The fact that your name is Jonathan and have a teddy bear as a profile picture is enough reason to already love you
Now that I’m actually paying attention, yeah I think I can hear something... ohnohelpplease
Hey
Hey
Hey
Hey
.
.
.
.
.
He's ON A BREAK! -thunderclap-
You are now aware of your own breathing
@@jphone6606 how
DARE
Hey
Hey
Hey
Hey
Hey
Ooooooo
I do I do I doooooo
HELPLEEEEEESSSSSS
Is it sad that I was about to scream “OOoOOOooo I DO I DO I DO I DOOOOOOOO HeEeeEY!!!” At 11:00 PM????
We need more ASMR readings of these from you.
I request of more so my cat won't wake up everytime you yell suddenly.
If you see this, my cat says meow.
(Which I *think* means meow, if I'm not mistaken.)
I thought it meant meow, but meow makes more sense
I'm not an ASMR fan but figured I could handle it...
*NOPE!!*
My whole body shuddered and I smacked my knee on the dining table.
Never thrown my headphones down so fast!
Confession time: I never call any one pronouns like he, she, him, her, they, or them. Everyone's just dude, child, or earthling.
Same. Or “the bois”
“English water”
Honestly as a British person who drinks TRUCK LOADS Of tea I gotta say, yeah pretty much that’s true.
why the fuck did I read this with a British accent in my head
I'm Dutch
I learned most of my English from watching American youtubers and playing American games
I sound American when I speak English
I've read all the previous comments with my usual American accent
_This comment radiates such immense British energy that it fucking affected my inner voice_
6:52 Honestly that's a pretty funny way to call out the 12 months. Especially the words used for February. (Forever Alone just slays me. XD)
Honestly my birthday is in February and can u belive that its actually on valentines day
Am I the only one who sang along when it got to *"dOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA"* ?
Nope.
5:32
This entire list describes Loki from Marvel. I'm such a nerd.
Edit: *geek (Forgot there was a difference)
Nerds are people that are smarter than the average person. And if you're an average person reading this, you're a rose: beautiful, but have flaws (a.k.a thorns)
Geek, you mean geek. Welcome we have ramen and pizza.
@@theoneandonlysassmasterkenobi as long as none of us are dorks, we're good
@@IamaPERSON I am dorky, I have an account where I sometimes pretend to be Kenobi... Am I kicked out?
Nerd= Maths, Science, Geography ect
Geek= A fandom of any kind
3:24
Me at Dunkin’ Donuts: *Wizard Voice* GIVE ME YOUR STRONGEST KNOCKOUT POTION
employee: so decaf
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY EYES ARE ABOUT TO GIVE UP!!!!!:
Me: CAN I PLEASE JUST SLEEP FOR LIKE AN HOUR?
Brain: No, YOU MUST BE RE-REGISTERED AT SCHOOL, GO TO THERAPRY AT 2(PM) AND PLAY EVERY SINGLE CHAT ROOM IN MYSTIC MESSENGER!!!!! IF YOU GO TO SLEEP, YOU WILL MISS CALLS FROM YOOSUNG!!!!!
me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
#relateable :D
It's okay, you can sleep if you really need to.
I just now realized how much your voice reminds me of John Mulaney's, and that's part of why you can sound really funny. I wanna hear you say "Hello, gentlemen, how are you today?" Because I'm pretty sure I'd burst out laughing.
Is most of the text post blurry or is it just my eyes.
No, it's blurry.
It's not just you
i have it on highest resolution and i still can’t read it
I sexually identify as Welsh
I sexually identify as an attack helicopter, Tyrone.
I sexually identify as a Velociraptor.
-clever Girl-
I *AM* welsh O_O
That's the point of the joke. I'm a sheep dragon man too.
@@CrashFan03 hello from conwy :P
4:01 Oh shit! This one time I was having overflowing feelings of love with someone for hours. They weren't with me, but it was the best high. Then I had a hallucination. Like, a bad one where I was seeing multiple faces and people were watching me and stuff. I figured that my "love trip" had caused it, but none of the doctors I had seen for it (to make sure I was ok) told me about this!
It's weird hearing things I've heard you read out loud, now performed in whisper mode.
I approve and well done.
*Ding Dong this is so wrong*
Showers are domestic rain bibbidy bobbidy back the f**k up
*But not as wrong as expanding dong*
5:05 it's better when you remember that the Krusty Krab was designed off of a lobster trap. so it literally IS the Krusty Trap.
14:03 literally 'we are number one' but Pokemon after they're done pointing fingers.
The "anxiety is an excuse" person has the same energy as "anxiety = narcissism"
No the 21st century equivalent of haveing a picture of a girl in a locket is haveing a picture ofe them as your homescreen and than haveing another one for your lock screen
The part about why humans don’t have animal parts is a big source of conflict in RWBY. Go watch it, it’s a great show.
Can just continuously say tootooroo (two-two-rue)
Or annoy everyone while feeling better by saying niko niko nii
To be fair, my friend once called wrists “hand ankles”
16:36 ok can someone explain to me how he got her to double FLORA WITH THAT MUCH DAMAGE PER HIT?! Seriously her resistance is insanely high
Gladly~
Celica was backed with Triple Brazen Attack boosts, which adds 21 pts of damage to her already 49 attack power, the combined 70 can outclass most high res users, and for extra certainty, during that move, she triggered Glimmer as well, so BAM, Flora stood no chance
P.M. Seymour thanks! and what have you done that’s so broken
That What's New Pussycat bit reminded me of this one John Mulany skit. The one with the diner.
10:01 it doesn't help when you realize that salt it a mixture of two highly poisonous chemicals yet is completely harmless.
These cheer me up so much. I think "God creates things" is my favorite. I wish there were more, but I have been told, it will not continue. 😑
🤔
🤔
Maybe we can start one in the comments section? Sadly, I am not clever enough to think of a good one. My home state would be an easy 1st target.
What is my home state? You may ask.
Illinois
@@jagirl966 same...
Mom: “so what did you need me to get from the store?”
Me: “the uhhh.... plastic.. paper... jacket things.”
Mom: “...sheet protectors?”
Me: “yeah those!”
“And no to Leo”
Well then
•-•
16:02
"There are no words to describe what I am, mortal" - Me, just now, alone at 9:57pm
i don't know what ASMR is but the loud whispering is nice for watching videos at night with speakers and hearing loss
That Riddler one is perfect!!!
5:20 I would like to think that they started a petition to change the street name to Belly Rub Ln.
I broke when the ASMR started and I’m laughing hysterically.
The internet is the only way people with anxiety can talk normally because being confronted about a mistake when being completely anonymous to everyone else is much better then being confronted when everyone knows who you are.
Thanks for listening to my mini rant
8:40 Am I the only one who thought the whispering was strangely fitting for that post?
love everything u do, can't wait for the next humans are space orks story (also kinda want it as a comic/manga then become cartoon/anime ) keep up the great work :D
I was trying to find the post i left off on and i stopped on the "RANDY YOUR STICKS" post and all I hear is quiet screaming
6:05
You are bad guy, but that doesn't make you a bad guy.
So on Monday I watched all of My Street Season 6 that’s out so far cause I was behind so I decided to binge the rest of Starlight and Angels Fall cause my friend was bugging me to finish it so I did and I have NEVER cried so much in a LLOOOOONNGG time!
So...everyone I know will survive the titanic but me... this is.. Very... unsettling.
I always watch these once a day to cheer myself up.^^
The asmr part to me just feels like a sleepover when everyone is whispering so the parents don’t know they’re still awake, even though they always know because they did it when they were kids too.
I also live by cat terms. But less demanding or concieted.
btw would u be interested in a wooden carving, if u are what animal (real or mythical) would u prefer and what size (in metric) and yes i know it is unlikely that P.M.Seymour will read this
Drug dealer I would like to buy 1 crack cocaine please ?? Debit or credit !! Actually I have a gift card !!! I almost wet myself laughing at that
2:05 - 2:19
Me, as Leo: Aw what, come on why did I-*realizes the joke* OH, YOU SON OF A-
7:16 this shit is by far the funniest to me.
me:*sips on coffee the first time of the day*
*angle choir*
*heavenly light fills the room*
*bob ross smiles*
*a fresh breeze flows through my hair*
*obame is there*
me: i see the truth
My favorite part of this video was the asmr half. Not because I'm into asmr, but because it made it 10 times more freaking funny when you hear him kettleing it while whispering because you cant whisper that high without turning into a kettle
Every time I watch a video I smile like hell and try to do it along with p.m.seymour. You rock travis
Elbow
(whispers) Arm knee.
2:28 hey, don't lose your head over something like that
2:36 len: you rang?
This was nice. I had a good morning giggle
I love all the voices you do!!
I'm am now convinced this is John mulaney running a RUclips channel for fun
cool, but where's my cookie, Seymour?
Do I really need to *_sey-moar_* of your videos to finally get rewarded?
Here you go. 🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪
@@deamoncastor7307 now that was sweet
@@IamaPERSON Thank you!
@@deamoncastor7307 no, thank you for being nice
This is the perfect Community!
I need a hug. Can I have a hug please
*hugs*
Thank you
@@esppupsnkits4560 no, you can have two hugs! *Hugs*
I am a PERSON tankies
*Have all the hugs for the world* (grows to the size of the Empire State building and comes in for the killer hug)
I was at a summer camp in 8th grade and all the counselors were phillipino exchange students and one of them called packing peanuts "foam noodles" and im still living for it
YOUR TODOROKI IMPRESSION IS AMAZING!!!!!!!! OH. MY. GODS!
OwO what’s this?
Wanna see a hilarious OwO furry rap XD. No i aint no furry. I was just looking up some funny anime raps and one in particular was like... Oh...
Thier name is Senzawa. The video is called i turned a bad copypasta... No number on it.
Zoey Gibson I legit just finished watching one of their vids before this one was uploaded.
@@schrano3275 XD
Ok Iv been meaning to ask this, but what the frostbite is ASMR?
I think it was Auditory Sensory Mental Reaction, but I'm not sure
People hitting and doing weird things with objects to get specific sounds to be picked up by their mic, for some reason a lot of asmr videos contains the sound of people eating(?)
People with asmr (autonomous sensory meridian response) have this odd tingly feeling when they hear certain sounds. Usually these are sounds of people whispering really close to the mic, cutting blocks of kinetic sand, and others that have a soft scraping or tapping sound. It changes from person to person I think, and not everyone has it.
@@beholdnonsense5100 THAT'S WHAT IT MEANS! Thanks for clearing that up.
@@IamaPERSON I live to please 🤗
Your whispering Makes it wayyyyy better!!! It's like im possessed by ridiculous demons.
Or angels that make me laugh! It's so good!!!
PM Seymour: rolling around at tbe speed of sound
Me: s h r e k
When is tumblr going to die
TUMBLR WILL NEVER DIE BUT YOU WILL!!!!!!
Uh....... never????
@@bagusariiqNEVER EVER!!!
It dies like in 5 days
I won't
I never clicked so fast. 👧🙅⚌
Regarding all the English machine broke mishaps at the beginning, here's one of my own
"hey pal can you pass the uhh... peanut water?"
My brain turned off mid sentence
12:32 HOW DID IT TAKE ME THAT LONG TO FIGURE IT OUT THAT THAT WAS REFERENCE TO ALL STAR I SING THAT EVERY GODDAMN DAY BECAUSE IM A WALKING DEAD MEME
NOOOO HOW DARE YOU I FINALLY FINISHED BLEACHING MY MIND OF SCHOOL DAYS AND YOU BROUGHT IT BACK
Lord his voice is so nice. Idk why but it's so calming to listen to. ☺
I once accidentally sang the 'if you bite it and you die' post as a version of 'if your happy and you know it clap your hands.'
I was born the year the last ep came out of school days. I had to google what that is. To be exact I was born on may 20th most likely not even in hell my family knows what school days is.
I'm not an asmr person and skipped most of that section, but I managed to catch the asmr "RANDY YOUR STICKS"
Thank you P.M.
Pat whispering these made me laugh even more than I already was
Love your vids man 😁
3:44 i find it impossible not to laugh at that perfect joke, i've read it several times and it still makes me laugh.
There is this really sweet old lady who walks her dog when all the high school students in my neighborhood so now all the high school students walk down that street and talk to the old lady because it makes her and her dog so happy
I love your tumblr videos plus I love asmr, I enjoyed this video alot
15:55
and don’t forget the sentence
“He was big”
2:35 wow i mean yes but wow like i wouldn't mind but I'm still wearing onesies for Halloween