The voice acting done here is pretty impressive. The person doing it had to either get drunk and tried their best to deliver the lines or do a very good job at interpreting what a drunk Scottish man might sound like
0:00 "You'd better get your asses ass on the grass, man, punk. You heaven heathen" 0:08 just gibberish with "aight" 0:12 "Oh, te- geh uh, I love you man, {n word} hoe" 0:16 is all correct 0:22 "Oh I zero tea BOTH of yawn, get out, bottle chicken" 0:28 whale sound "teh says I'm just a one eyed bloodeh monster! You gotta tell them everything you can." 0:36 whale sound again "teh says -- you gotta tell 'em anything ye can" 0:41 "I don't sega eh- bruh eh- delta" 0:46 is correct 0:53 "I do really wanna know what your-" burp WHALE SOUND "telling me whats gonna come" DID SOMEBODY SPOIL ENDGAME FOR DEMOMAN 1:00 what is written is correct on video. 1:06 is correct too. 1:17 "I'm down gonna- take down to the pain train station in pain town"
I think the gun show line is my favorite thing in TF2, if only because it makes less sense if you try to think about it. I also find it hilarious to just imagine the demoman at a ticket booth, insisting to use the ticket that isn't his, despite the tickets not being bound to people.
12 years late so I'm not entirely sure if this was true *then* , but RED Demoman and BLU Soldier became friends over a gunshow in an official TF2 comic.
@@derekstryder2281 The line still lives rent-free in my brain, well over a decade later, and still makes me laugh despite the context. I also REALLY wish they finished the standalone comic series.
Demoman, a mercenary from Scotland who is always drunk in general because of some bad and sad experiences he must’ve had back in his home country, and is still able to keep his focus on the enemies in combat and still get kills for his team. Now there’s something you wouldn’t see in a real combat
Demo’s fine. Getting drunk, working 30+ jobs and blowing stuff up is literally just what scottish people do in the TF2 universe. Canonically, Outside of the battlefield, he’s a 20-something multimillionaire that lives a happy life in a mansion with his mom and his haunted sword; his only traumas come from Merasmus having to pluck one of his eyes out.
I wonder if the voice actor was aproched by the tf2 team saying " we'll pay you to get drunk and then try to say these drunk demo man lines. Probably not, but that's what I like to think
Here's my interpretation: 0:00 You'd better glue your ass's ass and I'm the grass man, punk, you hellbent heathen... 0:08 I don't really wanna know where you are, alright? [burp] 0:12 I want to tell you I love ya, man, bring it here... 0:16 Any of you who think you're better than me, you're gonna have another thing... 0:22 Oh, I had a lot of both of ya on your... get a bucket of chicken... 0:28 Everybody said "Just a one-eyed bloody monster," ya cannot... telling me it's gonna come... 0:36 Everybody said-ya cannot... telling me it's gonna come... 0:41 I don't think so... and then I'll... can't... say oh no... 0:46 Gonna kill you and I'll keep killing you and I'll never... 'cause you will be dead and then I don't gotta kill you.. 0:53 I don't really wanna know where you are-[burp]-Everybody-telling me it's gonna come... 1:00 It's on! It's on like... [snore] ...eh? Wha? 1:06 Just bought to tickets to the gun show, and I'm not giving em to ya, I'm going with your tickets! Hahahahaha... [snore] ...wha? 1:17 And I'm... that's gonna take you down to the pain train station in train town...
While I do find these lines (and the scotman's stagger) funny, I can't help but feel bad for demo. Many people try to drink away their problems, cause they can't handle it, and end up losing everything they had in theur life, like family and friends (just to make it clear, though, I do know his backstory, and I know it isn't that tragic)
Bro he was abandoned by his birth parents and accidentally killed his adoptive parents at six years old, and that's not even getting into how he lost his eye.
“Everybody always says I’m just a one-eyed bloodeh monster!” Because of that and how he said it I feel bad for him. He probably gets bullied a lot by his team.
Something hilarious is that Demoman doesn’t drink because he’s depressed, he literally drinks for fun, to never drink water and because it’s his blessed nationality. In reality he’s the happiest man on earth working a large amount of jobs he likes and living in a mansion with his mother and his sword along with millions of money to spend. Another funny thing is in the rare instances he’s not drunk, he’s extremely intelligent and caring being almost the polar opposite of his drunk like self.
That was actually the method they used for Rick from Rick and Morty’s voice actor whenever he was drunk. Justin literally got intoxicated while voicing an intoxicated character
I fixed it for you. 0:00 "You'd better get your asses ass on the grass, man, punk. You heaven heathen" 0:08 just gibberish with "aight" 0:12 "Oh, te- geh uh, I love you man, {n word} hoe" 0:16 is all correct 0:22 "Oh I zero tea BOTH of yawn, get out, bottle chicken" 0:28 *whale sound* "teh says I'm just a one eyed bloodeh monster! You gotta tell them everything you can." 0:36 *whale sound again* "teh says -- you gotta tell 'em anything ye can" 0:41 "I don't sega eh- bruh eh- delta" 0:46 is correct 0:53 "I do really wanna know what your-" *burp* *WHALE SOUND* "telling me whats gonna come" DID SOMEBODY SPOIL ENDGAME FOR DEMOMAN 1:00 what is written is correct on video. 1:06 is correct too. 1:17 "I'm down gonna- take down to the pain train station in pain town" how did i do this
just remember that this is the guy who can decapitate a person with a golf club
Fawful benivictor really?
Scooch D yeah demoman can decapitate a person with a golf club
Fawful benivictor A bladed Golf Club*
Crazy Cryote nessies nine iron it's an eyelander reskin
Woah wth really?!
This is what a computer hears when it tries to decipher human speech.
Yep.
I can search the web for eueueueue just a one eyed bloody monster
This is what my google assistant hears like every weekend
Jajajaja
This is what youtube hears and puts in subtitles
"Your ass is ass and I'm the grassman, punk."
It's his drunken rendition of that one-liner that goes "Your ass is grass and I'm the lawnmower."
Also the "???-ing" is him saying heathen
"You're ass is grass is grass, and I'm the weedwhacker" - Duke Nukem, probably
it sounds like he says "and i'll grow yer ass's ass and i'm the grass man PunK"
and it never fails to make me crack up
"i'll take you down to the train.. pain.... station i- traintown"
Yyeeerrraarrsessarseaandimthgrasssmannpunkyeeayahhavenh
0:46 when you want someone dead but your tongue won't cooperate
Wow...
*DEMOMAN:* Gonna KEEL yeh and I'll KEEP killin' yeh and I'll ne'er... 'cause ye're gonna be dead, and then I'mma na kill yeh...
@@lancecurry7538 KEEL
100% me
It will keel.
1:01 me Tryna do homework
Yes
*I'm in this image and I don't like it*
1:00
@@randomcommenter no 1:01
@@bubbles4131 nope 1:00 is the best its full version
0:28
When demo said ":'("
I felt that.
:(
He's litterly saying uwu but in the most broken way possible
@@zapshark9031 How can I delete someone else's comment
Plese do a sound effect with that
@@zapshark9031 EAO W
O
The voice acting done here is pretty impressive. The person doing it had to either get drunk and tried their best to deliver the lines or do a very good job at interpreting what a drunk Scottish man might sound like
This is the same voice actor as heavy btw.
Innacurate. Lazy Purple can speak semi-coherently while drunk. And he also plays Demo better while drunk.
@@doodlesyoru2108 very fitting for demiman
@@doodlesyoru2108 *demoman
@@doodlesyoru2108 its true, when i am drunk i start feeling airshots..
0:19 You¨re a banana thing
TheWlkng Bread XDD
No, I'm a Lemon thing, thank you.
I cant unhear this
Me- your gon-e banana thin-g
OH SHIT NO
0:28
Poor demoman, he just wants some love and affection :(
I give him love and affection
@@dat1dude688 he can blow you up by accident as happened with his first adoptive parents
@@dat1dude688 by having +2000hs at demo
I wanna hug him 😭
Give him love and affection and he is gonna decapitate you as a thanks
He is speaking the language of the gods.
It’s called Scottish
He’s speaking alien language
@@Neo2266. cylops
Neo2266 it’s called a joke
Indeed
0:28 I like how "Auueu" sound is just ":'("
0:16 Here I think he's actually saying "If any of you think you're better than me, then you got another thing coming."
0:00 "You'd better get your asses ass on the grass, man, punk. You heaven heathen"
0:08 just gibberish with "aight"
0:12 "Oh, te- geh uh, I love you man, {n word} hoe"
0:16 is all correct
0:22 "Oh I zero tea BOTH of yawn, get out, bottle chicken"
0:28 whale sound "teh says I'm just a one eyed bloodeh monster! You gotta tell them everything you can."
0:36 whale sound again "teh says -- you gotta tell 'em anything ye can"
0:41 "I don't sega eh- bruh eh- delta"
0:46 is correct
0:53 "I do really wanna know what your-" burp WHALE SOUND "telling me whats gonna come" DID SOMEBODY SPOIL ENDGAME FOR DEMOMAN
1:00 what is written is correct on video.
1:06 is correct too.
1:17 "I'm down gonna- take down to the pain train station in pain town"
No, he's saying "banana thing"
Another think coming*
@@nataliab9317 same with me when i still couldn't understand what he was saying i heard banana thing
@@newtybot yeah i think that is what he said
Someone says "uwu" in a game
How my brain represents it: 0:28
0:16 "any of you who think you're better than me, you're too banana thing"
-Demolition Man from team defence fort twice
"Any of you who think you're better than me, you've got another thing co-..."
sounds like a shitty mobile game ripoff of tf2
"You'rea banana thing-e"
No it's alabama ping
1:01 "its on! its on like- *snore* eh? wha?"
-demomen gaming from the team fort of the 2nd
0:46 is my favorite
WarriorsOfWind lol
Gunnu keel yoo and ill keep killing yuo
Speech: _+100_
indeed
same
Krisztian 08 WHY ARE Y OU EVERYWHERE
0:16 most demoman memes
0:28
0:54
0:08 my favorite one as its the most hilariously sounding one and the most uncomprehensible
Same
0:18 is mine
0:56 burp 0:37 crying
0:45 best line in entertainment history. I mean, it's flat out motion picture levels of good!
0:12 My favorite line.
Ik he loves you man (idk what the fuck I am saying my brain died a few seconds ago so :P)
1:17 My Favorite Gibberish Voiceline
*P A I N T R A I N*
Train town
Train town, I want to fucking live there 100%
Mine too
I thought it said play town not train town
I think the gun show line is my favorite thing in TF2, if only because it makes less sense if you try to think about it. I also find it hilarious to just imagine the demoman at a ticket booth, insisting to use the ticket that isn't his, despite the tickets not being bound to people.
12 years late so I'm not entirely sure if this was true *then* , but RED Demoman and BLU Soldier became friends over a gunshow in an official TF2 comic.
@@derekstryder2281 The line still lives rent-free in my brain, well over a decade later, and still makes me laugh despite the context. I also REALLY wish they finished the standalone comic series.
@@NintokisBoy have I got news for you
@@NintokisI have great news!
I feel like the first quote is something similar to “your ass is grass and I’m gonna mow it”
i always hear: "your ass is ass and i'm the grass man, punk"
I kinda hear "your ass is grass and im the grassman, punk"
I think he wanted to say "Your ass is grass and I'm gonna mow it", but he forgot how the saying goes and tried to improvise.
Demoman, a mercenary from Scotland who is always drunk in general because of some bad and sad experiences he must’ve had back in his home country, and is still able to keep his focus on the enemies in combat and still get kills for his team. Now there’s something you wouldn’t see in a real combat
Demo’s fine. Getting drunk, working 30+ jobs and blowing stuff up is literally just what scottish people do in the TF2 universe. Canonically, Outside of the battlefield, he’s a 20-something multimillionaire that lives a happy life in a mansion with his mom and his haunted sword; his only traumas come from Merasmus having to pluck one of his eyes out.
@@uberd3323 he blow up his parents...
He’s drunk because having one eye isn’t a problem when you’re seeing double at all times.
@@twin_towers_destroyer most creative joke lmao
@@uberd3323 but he blew up his parents, that is another traumatic experience he had
When your happy, you enjoy the music.
When you're sad, you understand the lyrics. 😔
Dude you are genius
0:54 my favorite line
Did you burp
Very sad 😔
Heres from TF2 Wikia: And then I'll grow yer arse's arse and I'm the grass man, punk yeah heaven's heathen..
He sounds like heavy.
(Don't tell me heavy have the same voice actor, i already know)
I wonder if the voice actor was aproched by the tf2 team saying " we'll pay you to get drunk and then try to say these drunk demo man lines.
Probably not, but that's what I like to think
@bob jones Hello, im still alive and somehow cringed by this comment.
@@darnit1944 why
Gary Schwartz got drunk(gone wrong)
Ok fine. I was cringed because this is the prepubescent me trying to be funny by writing this.
Looking back, this sounds cringey.
1:07 This was the only drunk quote where he spoke normally.
0:38 with closed captions:
*_"Booty girl."_*
Cockroach not anymore :\
"brought in Monster Eagle Silver City"
I think he said here we come
fuckin scp red 3199 pfp?
@@OutlawedPoet Silver what?
Here's my interpretation:
0:00 You'd better glue your ass's ass and I'm the grass man, punk, you hellbent heathen...
0:08 I don't really wanna know where you are, alright? [burp]
0:12 I want to tell you I love ya, man, bring it here...
0:16 Any of you who think you're better than me, you're gonna have another thing...
0:22 Oh, I had a lot of both of ya on your... get a bucket of chicken...
0:28 Everybody said "Just a one-eyed bloody monster," ya cannot... telling me it's gonna come...
0:36 Everybody said-ya cannot... telling me it's gonna come...
0:41 I don't think so... and then I'll... can't... say oh no...
0:46 Gonna kill you and I'll keep killing you and I'll never... 'cause you will be dead and then I don't gotta kill you..
0:53 I don't really wanna know where you are-[burp]-Everybody-telling me it's gonna come...
1:00 It's on! It's on like... [snore] ...eh? Wha?
1:06 Just bought to tickets to the gun show, and I'm not giving em to ya, I'm going with your tickets! Hahahahaha... [snore] ...wha?
1:17 And I'm... that's gonna take you down to the pain train station in train town...
I gotta hand it to him: Gary Schwartz did a great job voice acting this character.
0:28 everybody=eeuuuueeeeeh
You gotta tell em anything you can = god damn it :'(
Everybody= UwU
Fucki
@@magolorsuggests7233 No. It sounds nothing like that dumb furry word
1:19 So Demoman is a tryhard?
No, he gonna take you to the pain train station in Traintown.
@@MarceMarcus What a nice guy!
1:01 i think its "its on! Its on lad!"
ThatWeirdAlex no its supposed to be "Its on! Its on like donkey kong!"
- cflyerinator - ^^
0:58 “ANY one of you... Dammit...”
0:12 I'm DYING I love you man (giggling)
0:17- me when I almost lose a VS match in a video game.
0:46 me when im fighting a pro player in smash bros
While I do find these lines (and the scotman's stagger) funny, I can't help but feel bad for demo. Many people try to drink away their problems, cause they can't handle it, and end up losing everything they had in theur life, like family and friends (just to make it clear, though, I do know his backstory, and I know it isn't that tragic)
Bro he was abandoned by his birth parents and accidentally killed his adoptive parents at six years old, and that's not even getting into how he lost his eye.
0:04
He's saying Heathen
*ass Man*
0:54 Remind you of anything?
Yes, doctor who...
Tickets to the gun show
@Justin / k Are you sure about that?!?
Gabe The Dog YOU SUCK
@@sakam0t071 what the fuck XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
1 minute and 30 seconds of TF2 voice lines of one character are superior to the 20+ hours of voice lines of Overwatch's entire cast.
To better understand him : put it on 2x speed
To feel drunk yourself : put it on 0.5x
2x speed: He is rapping
0.5 speed: Drunken Madlad
0.25 Speed: EEEXXXTTTRRRAAA DDDRRRUUUNNNKKK!!!!!!!!!
0:29 is the funniest thing he says
1:17
This is the cutest and funniest one 🤣
“Everybody always says I’m just a one-eyed bloodeh monster!”
Because of that and how he said it I feel bad for him. He probably gets bullied a lot by his team.
0:21 I think he said "you got another thing"
He is speaking the language of gods.
ea
0:29 solid snake in a nutshell
It's "you've got another thing (coming)", not "putting out a thing."
1:23 train town? Can you tell me where it is demoman I would like to go there next
PAIN TRAIN??? IS THAT A TF2 REFERENCE
0:08 he sounds like he is saying medic
Everytime when he says Everybody i find it funny XD
0:46 my favorite line
0:46 when I have anesthesia while playing Cod black ops
"I'm gonna ????? take down to the pain train station in train town..."
The language of gods
1:11 That's From Demo Mesa
Something hilarious is that Demoman doesn’t drink because he’s depressed, he literally drinks for fun, to never drink water and because it’s his blessed nationality. In reality he’s the happiest man on earth working a large amount of jobs he likes and living in a mansion with his mother and his sword along with millions of money to spend.
Another funny thing is in the rare instances he’s not drunk, he’s extremely intelligent and caring being almost the polar opposite of his drunk like self.
0:28 is too sad for demo
I Like the part when he said “Yyyeerreessserrassessandimthgrasssmanpunkyeouuhavinlahavin”
I love how you replaced his cries with :’(
Nobody:
Everybody typing "Drunk" on messages in a community server:
0:46
Imagine how valve asked the guy who voiced demoman to be drunk
Im going with YoOouR tickets hahahaha! *_*SNORE_** Wuh...?
No wonder i main him
"Why are you speaking jibberish?"
"Why are you speaking English"
imagine if the voice actor actually got drunk for this 😳
That was actually the method they used for Rick from Rick and Morty’s voice actor whenever he was drunk. Justin literally got intoxicated while voicing an intoxicated character
@@Stonex180 oof
I think the first quote is him trying to say, "Your ass is grass and im the lawn mower." But he instead said, "your ass is ass and im the grass man."
Hard to believe he and heavy are voiced by the same guy.....
0:54
Me after drank a scrumpy
Aye, me bottle o' Scrumpy!
Aye, me bottle o' Scrumpey!
"Any of you who think you're better than me, ya got another thing [comin]"
0:28 finniest sound I hear
teacher: listening isn't that hard
the listening:
0:15 I hear N word
Demoman has the N Word Pass, he has a extra one for soldier
0:16 My favorite line, no question.
0:27 mi favorita. :'(
0:30 I think he’s actually saying everybody thinks I’m a one eyed bloody monster goddam it
0:16 I always pictured this as "If you think you're better than me, you've got another thing coming."
0.25x speed is all it took to send my sides beyond the solar system
Love it or hate it, he's spitting straight facts here
im fairly certain that the ass grass line also mentioned glass somewhere
When your happy you listen to the music, when your sad you understand the lyrics
Demoman it's ok I'm here for you.😁
":'( Everybody always says im a bloodeh one-eyed Monster
You gotta tell em anything you can"
:(
0:16 Any of you who think you're better than me, you're gonna go another think
0:28 is the best one. Change my mind
0:19 is "you've got another thing coming"
0:22 why do i keep laughing at this line
Still easier to decode than Churchill's speeches
Demo, put down the beer and we can talk about this. Don't use the sword. Put the sword away! Demo! Demo, no--
0:27 hi herbert cat meme, this is the scream from that
At 0:03 I love how demo says punk its amazing XD
Everybody else when really tired: *body desires to sleep or rest*
Babies:
0:54 WHAT THE HELL AHAHAHHAHAHA
He’s drunk because his one eye makes it hard to see so when he’s drunk he gets double vision
They probably had to cut it off to prevent copyright issues with Nintendo. XD
How smg4 took all drunk lines in his 2014 videos
I love how the most replayed part is where he says “:’(“
I fixed it for you.
0:00 "You'd better get your asses ass on the grass, man, punk. You heaven heathen"
0:08 just gibberish with "aight"
0:12 "Oh, te- geh uh, I love you man, {n word} hoe"
0:16 is all correct
0:22 "Oh I zero tea BOTH of yawn, get out, bottle chicken"
0:28 *whale sound* "teh says I'm just a one eyed bloodeh monster! You gotta tell them everything you can."
0:36 *whale sound again* "teh says -- you gotta tell 'em anything ye can"
0:41 "I don't sega eh- bruh eh- delta"
0:46 is correct
0:53 "I do really wanna know what your-" *burp* *WHALE SOUND* "telling me whats gonna come" DID SOMEBODY SPOIL ENDGAME FOR DEMOMAN
1:00 what is written is correct on video.
1:06 is correct too.
1:17 "I'm down gonna- take down to the pain train station in pain town"
how did i do this
He sounds so sad in some of these, poor demoman
When you see a enemy demo doing the drunken emote walking to your intelligence
0:36 in slo-mo